#henry x pez

[antoine-triplett]

HENRY & PEZ

[porcelainmortal]

YES ALYSSA!!!!!

Okay, so, everything (name/pronoun) has ever known is wrong.

Lemme have... Pez/Henry platonic for this one please?!

Ficlet Friday Monday!! 🥳

I had a crazy busy weekend but now I'm ready to prioritize fic writing over work. So thank you @thinkof-england for the ask! I took a tiny bit of liberty with the actual prompt sentence, but I think you'll like this one. Enjoy!

“Okay, so you’re telling me that everything I’ve ever known is wrong?” Henry’s mind can not comprehend this.

“Not everything, Haz. Just everything about Alex.”

“Pez, you’re the best mate I’ve ever had–”

“True.”

“– and I never believed that you would lie to me.”

“I haven’t and I never shall,” Pez replies, crossing his heart. 

“But there is no way that what you’re telling me is true.” Henry absolutely refuses to believe it.

“I’d never play with your feelings, Haz. You know that.”

“I know, I know, I’m just… having a hard time wrapping my head around this.”

“Maybe you should wrap something else around it. Like your lips.” Pez waggles his eyebrows and Henry glares but very narrowly does not kill him. 

“Okay, but even if what you’re saying is true, it’s not like he’d necessarily be interested in me.” 

“Haz, I love you, but you are dense. If anyone stands a chance with Alexander Claremont-Diaz, it’s you.”

Henry takes a deep breath, contemplating. Pez was there through Henry’s early days of Uni – or as Pez affectionately calls it, his “slag phase” – and he knows better than anyone how desperately Henry is craving real connection now. And how deeply, hopelessly in love he is with Alex, the seemingly-straight star of their school lacrosse team and all-American dreamboat with a mind that, inexplicably, matches his looks. But if what Pez is saying is true, and Alex has really come out as bisexual, then… Henry stands a chance? He glances back up at Pez’s face, which breaks into a wide grin when he sees the look on Henry’s.

“Go get him, mate.”

Henry pulls his friend into a bear hug, earning himself a sloppy kiss on the cheek, and turns to leave, breaking into a run only when the door has closed behind him.

Ficlet Friday

[yrsonpurpose]

happy new year! ♡

[wordsofhoneydew]

can i interest you in some firstpez?

twt

[idealuk]

Pez - 'Bestie is trying his very best to impress the strumpet'.

Nora - *Cheering on the prince who's made a boytoy out of bestie*.

Alex - 'Who even are other people? Baby is the only thing that exists'.

Amy - 'HRH and FSOTUS will distract each other to death'.

[mnemosynes-collective]

𝘏𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺 𝘝𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘦’𝘴 𝘋𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘪𝘳𝘥𝘴! 💕 (32/)

𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳, 𝘵𝘰𝘰 😏

[bazberkker]

I can’t believe Casey McQuistion killed the Queen of England so the King in the RWRB movie will continue to be canon adjacent

[onpurposeilovehimonpurpose]

Behind the Scenes of Red White & Royal Blue

I want every clip, every photo, everything!

I love these photos so much! I also love how Taylor is already packing, so he doesn’t need to finger gun it. But that first picture is Heaven.

via rwrbonprime

[melisnonstop]

𝙱𝙴𝚃𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙽 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙻𝙸𝙽𝙴𝚂

↳📱𝚊 𝚜𝚘𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝚖𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚊 𝚊𝚞 (14/)

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[talesfromthesnogbox]

Alex and Nora make a pact when they're kids to get married if they're still single at 30. They do, and it's fun for like a month, until Nora and June get their shit together... and then they meet Pez.

Alex has the brilliant idea to throw a huge divorce party since their wedding was so small. All their friends and family come through, including Pez's best friend Henry.

Two years later, all the same people are gathered at the same venue... for Alex and Henry's wedding.

[potato-jem]

i don’t see enough people talk about how the scene at the new year’s eve party where alex introduces henry to the song “get low” by lil jon

[emmedoesntdomath]

They cut June from the movie. There is only Nora.

I KNOW

MY WHERE IS JUNE????? WAS OUT OF ANGER BECAUSE WHERE IS MY GIRL. WHERE. WHO IS ALEX WITHOUT HIS SISTER. WHO IS NORA WITHOUT HER TOTALLY PLATONIC BESTIE. WHO IS PEZ WITHOUT HIS GODDESS.

LITERALLY WHAT. WHO DO I NEED TO COMPLAIN TO.

[porcelainmortal]

WIP Wednesday

Thank you for the tags, @onthewaytosomewhere @stellarmeadow @tailsbeth-writes and @thighzp!

Stripper!Alex chapter 2 is complete and in beta so I'll be posting soon. The entire thing is fairly horny and there are lots of spoilery bits, so I thought I'd go completely rogue and choose a few random, completely unrelated and out-of-context sentences to share. 😜 Enjoy!

“June, do we need all of these limes?”

“Ooh, didn’t I pick the perfect time to arrive!”

“You just had to have something in your ass.”

It’s one of the many things Alex loves about him.

“Surprise!”

“Fuck the rules.”

“Don’t do it, man. Everything changes when you move in with someone."

Passing my chaos along with tags for my beloveds! @anincompletelist @blueeyedgrlwrites @bitbybitwrites @caterpills @cricketnationrise

@cha-melodius @firenati0n @faketrex @getmehighonmagic @hgejfmw-hgejhsf

@iboatedhere @inexplicablymine @kiwiana-writes @myheartalivewrites @priincebutt

@rmd-writes @sparklepocalypse @thesleepyskipper @theprinceandagcd @wordsofhoneydew and as always, an open tag for anyone that wants it!

[sageandred]

Things I Need to see from Firstprince

Alex's relationship with Bea & Pez

Henry's relationship with Nora

The introduction of June-I've always thought it was unintentionally left open in which they could still say that she was away & spend more time developing her if there was ever a sequel

Furthermore, Alex & June relationship/ Henry & June

Alex playing with David

Henry calling Alex "baby"

Proposal

Wedding

Alex trying to ride a horse

That extended scene at the polo match

The extended scene of their first time

That scene of the morning after in Paris

The part where they're sitting at the campfire

Henry telling stories about his dad to Alex

More w/Henry's depression and his "cocoon phases"

Alex playfully shoving Henry

A baby + flashforward to kids

Them at the tree (+ the lead up-Were they running through the forest??)

Shaan playfully messing with Alex some more (and Alex's comebacks)

Sweet Zahra and Alex relationship moments

[thighzp]

*shouts from the back of the theater* MORE SCREENTIME FOR PEZ AND NORA IN THE SEQUEL!

[annoyingvoidzombie]

My My How The Night Changes ... From 3 Years —> 3 Days 🇬🇧🇺🇸