#hench4life

[marcheriest]

potassium enrichment

[benzglen11]

Men

[polkaraton]

*distressed Ray Romano voice*

"Don't listen to a word they tell you, kid. The guys we send to the armadillo pit?" (lowers voice) "They don't come baaaack . . ."

Being a henchman suuuucks dude. This latest guy I'm working for, the War-Madillo, he's got a, an Armadillo- motif, or theme, or whatever, right? That's fine, fine, I did a two-month stint with a Marmoset-themed guy once, it's not bottom of the barrel- except. Except. It turns out, he picked the Armadillo thing because he thinks that they're obligate carnivores. Which they kind of are, I mean I googled this, they're insectivores, but he thinks that they're like, land piranhas. He thinks they work in packs to take down significantly larger animals. He thinks they lay eggs in the remains of their prey. He's killed like three guys for trying to correct him. Me and the other guys are paying out of pocket to get the poor little guys in his Armadillo pit food that they can actually eat. Every time he drops some sucker into that thing we all have to draw straws to see who's gonna have to go in and gnaw on the body so he thinks the Armadillos are doing it. Thank god it's such a long drop

[bean-bun-soup]

Gary my beloved <3 I forgot his Hench4life tattoo T_T

not a big fan of this one since im not used to drawing his body type so ide love some tips <3

[hashtagonlyingotham]

I had to pick up my boss cause his car broke down. Most terryifing thing I have ever experienced. He just wouldn't stop complaining about Batman and how his 'jokermobile' broke down and how harley quinn left him for poison ivy. Didn't like any of the songs on my playlist, so I just turned off the radio.

And then Batman showed up in his batmobile and the boss ordered me to ram it off the road. He ordered me, in my ford fuckin' ranger, to ram the batmobile, a literal fucking tank, off the road.

So, yeah. My ribs are defiently broken, my truck is totally wrecked, and boss is super pissed. #fuckmylife #joker4life #hench4life #batmansux #vent #hashtagonlyingotham

[formayhem]

hi, all!

sorry if this becomes super annoying and repetitive. feel free to mute the first tag I use to avoid seeing future posts. :')

my top surgery is scheduled for 2/3, and I will be attempting to raise funds to help offset some of the expenses between now and then.

if you can share or contribute, please do! the GoFundMe link is below, or you can donate directly to me via PayPal @ hench4life!

thanks! :')

[brixtontears]

I know I have my back Even if a few don't 💪 .. .. .. . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . #henchmanladders #hench4life #henchfuel #henchwoman #musclesfrombrussels #muscleswomen #musclestim #musclesarehot #musclescience #muscleshoals #musclescars #musclesup #musclesandmiles #musclesarebeautiful #musclesgain #musclesgirl #musclesfordays #musclesinprogress #musclesandhealth #musclesbuilding #musclesandmakeup #musclesandfitness #musclesoreness #musclesarecool #musclesoak https://www.instagram.com/p/CPeOioGhZ2u/?utm_medium=tumblr

[starlings-law]

#themightymonarch #hench4life #cosplay #henchman #venturebrothers

[mortismacabre]

I had a pretty good weekend. #raleighsupercon #fscw #hench4life #southoftheborder

[charlessmithkowski]

hey, y'all! I know I mostly post RDR and cowboys and stuff, but I could use some networking or even financial help if you're up for it or able.

I have my top surgery date for 2/3/23 (finally), and I'm just trying to negate some of my out of pocket expenses and the estimated cost for my surgery, if possible.

If you can donate or share this post, please do! I'd be much obliged, forever thankful, endlessly appreciative! :)

My link for donation or sharing is below. Also funds can be sent via PayPal to @ hench4life!

[beyondtoast]

#inktober Day 13: Henchman 21 and the skull of Henchman 24 #hench4life #twoton21 #itwasnotacaraccident #itwasacarintentional

[sharemycosplay]

#Cosplayer @stuffoxcosplay as #venturebros Dr Mrs The Monarch. #cosplay #adultswim Regrann from @stuffoxcosplay - "Honey, like I said, you do some pretty strange things when you date supervillains." . . I realized I included this shot in my collage earlier but never posted it on its own! And it's probably my favorite I've taken as Dr Mrs The Monarch 😍👑🦋 This was last weekend on the Sunday it got into the 90s (which is hot here in Seattle!) but I did my best to channel that into steamy shots instead of just sweating a lot. 😅💖💋 . 📸: @christainjoness . #drgirlfriend #drmrsthemonarch #hench4life #cartoon #sultry #sexy #sexycosplay #cosplaygirl #cosplayersofinstagram #cosplaylife #cosplaymodel #cosplayphotography #supervillain #badgirl #queen #queenbutterfly #hench #goteamventure #fb #tb Visit Sharemycosplay.com for more cosplay! https://www.instagram.com/p/BWYK313Aj3i/

[formayhem]

hi, all!

sorry if this becomes super annoying and repetitive. feel free to mute the first tag I use to avoid seeing future posts. :')

my top surgery is scheduled for 2/3, and I will be attempting to raise funds to help offset some of the expenses between now and then.

if you can share or contribute, please do! the GoFundMe link is below, or you can donate directly to me via PayPal @ hench4life!

thanks! :')

[folderolsoup]

HENCH4LIFE

[join-the-gospel]

Hench in death #hench4life #venturebros https://www.instagram.com/p/CJFsueDD1pL/?igshid=12q9bvwxheepe

[pastelconstellation1]

Is it sad that I only bought this necklace to represent my good ol' Monarch squad?