#hemrione granger

[anorc-writing]

Breaking Potions

Imagine Breaking bad, but at Hogwarts.

I hadn't seen BB, and wrote it anyway. So there's most of a first draft at 15k words.

But I Also got the idea to do one with Hemrione... well, Grangers anyway.

Did anyone else notice we never find out her parents names?

That Hermione spends summers at the Burrow ?

Never, ever, ever talks about her parents?

Meet "Breaking Teeth". Setting up a Dental Practice is VERY Expensive. But, to get a Dental degree, you have to have a quite comprehensive course in chemistry and biochemistry.

Oh sweet Merlin!

Hermione's parents are monolithic, characterless Dentists. Everyone knows that.

Hermione says that to everyone. BUT WE never meet them.

Breaking bad-alike crossover.

Hermione's parents are both in prison by 1992 for drug offences. They _were_ dentists, but to fund buying their own practice they resorted to cooking. Hermione gets those mad potions skills from somewhere.

My name is Wendell Gregory Granger. I live at 308 Royal Road, Chippenham, Wiltshire, SN14 OBG. This is my confession.

[bellamioneotp]

Bellamione Fics Master List #2

Another long list of good fics to enjoy!! I’m not categorizing this one, because I’m lazy as fuck. 

Looks can be Deceiving The Golden Trio take down Voldemort but his icky ideologies still remain. Hermione takes them on head on, causing lots of bickering with Bellatrix that leads to eventual romance and lots of adventure. Gives off Kigo vibes in a way. Kigo/10

Curfew Hermione standing up against shitty governments, which is so on time right now. 7/10 for time to take the big man down. 

Embracing the Darkness A Dark AU in which Hermione’s relationship with Ron is what triggers her spiral into a dark descent. The story hasn’t gone far into the premise yet. 6/10 for patience is needed to let the story unravel. 

Hermione Noctis A soulmate au. It only has two chapters out but hopefully more will be updated? 6/10 for get ready for some soulmate shenanigans. 

The Bitter Wake This starts off after Dumbledore’s death and features Bellamione helping each other out, and trying to navigate a changed world. 7/10 for this interesting plot. 

Carpe Noctem Honestly, such a good read. It is a slow burn like no slow burn before I have read. Hermione’s in love with another woman but it begins to morph into a love for Bellatrix. The story leaves off on such a cliff hanger and I hope at some point it will be continued. It’s worth the read for the amazingly well thought and planned out plot, the amount of detail in the story, and the rich environment. 10/10 it’s time to seize some reading glasses because this story is thick boi. 

Destined A time travel fic! Picks up after the battle at the Department of Mysteries. A good read and the Bellamione is well written. 7/10 for pack your bags it’s time we time travel. 

Oblivate This one has been ongoing since 2013 so don’t expect any fast updates. Additionally, the writing style is a bit rough at the beginning but the plot’s interesting and it builds up quite nicely. 6/10 for the long update times that will oblivate your memory of the plot and make you have to re-read the chapters. 

The Asset It’s pretty much an assassin fic. Hermione is Bellatrix’s handler and they go on missions. You can imagine how well that goes. Features a Russian!Bellatrix which I didn’t know I needed but I need about ten thousand more fics of her like this, yes please. 8/10 for this international thriller that gives off Killing Eve vibes. 

The Black Sister’s Act Basically a sister act spin off. Lots of fun to read but hard to tell if the author will continue this story. 3/10 for that’s how many sisters there are. 

The Romanov Prophecy features the rise of the house of Romanov. Slightly Anastasia vibes and featuring battles and prophecies. And of course, Bellamione that is predestined by the stars. 6/10 for make it Anastasia but gay. 

Hell of a Witch I can’t find this fic anymore, but if you can manage to find it, read it. It’s pretty good; you’ll have to take my word for it. 6/10 for where the hell did this go?!

Arsonist’s Lullaby Fire and Bellamione. What more could you want? Also features my good friend angst in copious amounts and a reformed Bellatrix (sorta). 7/10 for this lullaby will not put you to sleep. 

Toujours Pur A fic in which the main characters don’t try to change each other. Also told from first person pov that switches around. Only a few chapters out but hopefully more will be on their way. 8/10 for this story is pure Bellamione. 

Rosier’s Prophecy This fic is currently under construction but it features time travel and prophecies with the three sisters Black traveling to the future to meet the Golden Trio in an effort to be saved by their mother. 7/10 interesting concept that I hope we get to see more of. 

Love’s Odyssey in Death’s Design AHHHHHHHH please update. Basically a reformed Bellatrix in which she is given a chance to be a better person but it comes at the hands of a helping Hermione. And boy oh boy, they are not buddies. Love/love for love. 

Strange and Beautiful, This one can be found on Deviantart unlike the other fics which were found on fanfiction. 5/10 for reading on Deviantart is weird? 

The Black Mouse and the Lost Girl A short but complete fanfic, where Hermione and Bellatrix both see different sides of each other than what they expected. This changes their whole perspective on each other and leads to a changed relationship. The romance moves fast in this one. Mouse and cat/10 for this mouse named fic. 

Signiferis mortis et Aeterna lux In which the bad guys have won and the good guys have to hide. Along the way, Bellatrix and Hermione fall in love. This fic has stopped updating but it’s still worth a look if you’re running dry on Bellamione fics. 7/10 for just bookmark this fic because it takes too long to type up the name in the search bar. 

Alternative Black A fic with a hefty 50 chapters, and it’s finished! Involves some canon with an alternative ending to it. This fic isn’t too dark and is evenly paced. And it provides an entertaining other version of Bellatrix and Hermione’s relationship. 7/10 for a good alternative to alternatives. 

Altera Aretla  A parallel universe fic, in which a lot of stuff is unexpected. Good premise and fun to read. The chapters are short and there’s not a lot out yet but it’s worth a look. 7/10 for these chapters need to be longer. 

The Woman in the Attic is a Victorian Gothic-esque story. It updates monthly so far and the chapters are thick. Bellatrix is a bit crazy in this one but there seems to be more to it than meets the eye. Of course Hermione is there to make things better. This AU type seems promising. 7/10 for I can’t wait to see how their relationship evolves. 

Breaking the Window In which it’s kinda a time travel fic but not really? Featuring a pool and war, and Bellatrix and Hermione try to figure out a way to save the world while decades apart. 7/10 for let’s get wet. 

Through Sand and Sea This fic has 86 chapters out (at the time of writing this) so if you need a long juicy Bellamione story to read, look no further! it is a slow burn so there will be a lot of sand before you reach the sea, if you get what I mean. 8/10 for don’t be salty when your eyes hurt after reading over 300k words. 

In the Darkest of Shadows is the prequel to that one teacher fic on ao3 that we all know about (right?). Reading it adds more to that extended Teacher-verse. 7/10 for Miss Bellatrix, can you grade me more harshly?

There Will be Love (Not Half as Much as Privilege) Which is a massive fic that basically looks at war in the HP universe. It has other additional fics relating to it as well, so if you really need an immersive Bellamione fic with lots of material to get through for that long weekend at the house of that aunt you hate, this would work. 6/10 for that’s about as much as I got through. 

Child of the Dark Which I am going to label as a Dark AU just because. It features lies, deceit, and Hermione trying to get to the bottom of it all, during her fifth year at Hogwarts. I wanna go home/10 because it deals with Hermione being kidnapped and other dark themes. 

I Need your Lavender Kiss A cafe AU. served piping hot! Only two chapters out but hopefully there will be more. 7/10 because Starbucks who? 

A Trip to Space Is a bit of a crackfic but is a nice palette cleanser from the more serious fics. Bellamione do drugs. It’s a one shot. Infinity/10 because they’re just gone to space, man. 

There’s an Old Myth Is a two chapter fic about werewolves. It gets pretty hairy. Full moon/10 because they look pretty under moonlight. 

Give me Control Which is about- you guessed it!- giving control. A smutty one shot/10 for those smutty yet tender feels. 

Sore Loser Which is a smutty Halloween fic. Trick or treat/10 for give me some sugah, honey. 

                                       These fics need no introduction: 

Those Gilded Chains we Wear

Our Mercurial Selves

All these stories can be found either on Ffnet or ao3. 

[xxdustnight88]

Keeping it Clean

Fandom: Harry Potter Pairing: Draco Malfoy/Hermione Granger Rating: General Audience Major Tags: N/A Summary: Hermione and Draco reminisce about their first year at Hogwarts on their way home on the Hogwarts Express. Word Count: 1,171  Ao3 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/10093151 FFN Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11995743/1/Keeping-it-Clean

[acciocuteboysplease]

You know what’s cannon?

Harry and Hermione fighting over Ron’s attention

[harmonyandco]

Harry: You're going to need to repeat that.

Hermione: I'm pregnant.

Harry: But how? We only did it one time.

Hermione: Seems like you're just that good.

[evermore118]

Pansmione moodboard

[hermiones-haven]

Wolves in Iceland

Author: TakingFlight48 Rated: Mature Pairing: Hermione Granger/Fenrir Greyback/Logan (Wolverine) Fandom(s): Harry Potter, Marvel Word Count: 2,998 Prompt: Reykjavik, Iceland - Baking Cookies Summary: A wicked winter storm interrupts Hermione’s international apparition to Greenland, landing her in an isolated mountain range needing to find the nearest shelter. Thankfully two very accommodating men reside within. They bond over baking holiday cookies so much that Hermione wants so much more than to wait out the storm with them.

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Our last Mini bang reveal is a captivating crossover between not just the Marvel and Harry Potter universes, but Star Trek as well!

A Diplomacy of the Heart

Author: articcat621 Beta: GaeilgeRua Artist: KoraKwidditch Main Pairing: Peter Quill/Hermione Granger/James T. Kirk Universes: Harry Potter, Marvel, Star Trek Side Pairings: Peter Quill/Hermione Granger, James T. Kirk/Hermione Granger Rating: Explicit Summary: Hermione didn't know how she ended up between two over-confident captains on this mission, but the three of them need to figure it out before they accidentally start a galactic war. Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/26366395/chapters/64218703

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[limetameta]

Montgomery Goldsmith, aka Lord Voldemort: My pupil, how goes life? Do you have any role models?

Hermione Starry Eyed Granger: Gilderoy Lockhart :)))))))))

Montgomery Goldsmith, to himself: I refuse to lose my pupil's awe to some moron. I need to do something drastic to keep her attention.

Hermione: *dreamily sighs*

Montgomery, sweating, all thoughts yet head still somehow empty: What do the kids these days want to learn about? Quick. Quick, think, damn you.

Hermione: He's just so amazing and accomplished. Sir, no one can compare to his genius, you understand?

Montgomery Goldsmith, blurting out: Hemrione, have you ever heard of horcruxes?

[barnowlsandbirch-blog]

HERMIONE moodboard | Harry Potter “You really are the brightest witch of your age.”

[xxdustnight88]

Ire and Nice (ffn) Hermione/Thor Rated T Summary: Hermione’s ire gets the better of her when she finds out Thor’s been planning a trip to Asgard without her.

[acciocuteboysplease]

So here’s the deal

I think Romione’s first kiss wasn’t what we actually saw but only the first kiss that harry saw

I think they might have made out at least two or three times before since goblet of fire

I think the reason ron was so mad when ginny told him hermione kissed krum is because hermione had told ron he was her first kiss

[vivithefolle]

Come on. why do you hate Hermione so much?? I agree she's the author's self-insert who doesn't get called ot for the shit she's done, but really you sound too hateful of her. It looks like you ship Romione only for Ron's happiness.

... and what if that’s what I do?

I do not control the hyperfixation. The hyperfixation is on Ron. And it’s Ron who gets bashed mercilessly by the fandom at large, it’s Ron who has heaps of articles saying “omg he da wooorst” based on assumptions and distortions of canon, it’s Ron who is scrutinized so much by a fandom of moralizing fuckers who don’t realize that no human being would meet their insane “standards”.

The only reason why I joined this fandom was to get good Ron content, interesting meta, and hopefully find people who think the same way I do: yes Hermione is a cool character with a very impressive portfolio, but omg Ron tho!!

And perhaps unsurprisingly, I found some of that, but I mostly found “Harry iz so powurfull!!! Hemrione is so smert!!” or “hermione granger and the time i helpde two idiots out of a crisis lol!!!” or god forbid “ron abusiv!! hurmion desevre bettr!!!” or of course, on Ron meta posts, “BUTT HE LEFT REMAMBAR????”

This does not spark joy. This does not please the hyperfixation. This does not make my day.

So I’ll do it. Over, and over, and over again. I’ll confront Hermione to the standards this imbecile fandom has decided had to apply to Ron and only to Ron. I’ll take the ludicrous standards this fandom has set and apply it to every single character in this godforsaken series and prove, again, and again, and again, that for a guy deemed “abusive”, “perenially jealous”, “untalented”, “mediocre to the last degree”, or even “whiny”... Ron really doesn’t begin to make it. It’s only the fandom that insists he’s this way so they can pretend their favoured characters - the characters they like to identify as - are pure as the driven snow. “Ha ha! Look at us, so special and perfect!”, but only as long as Ron’s around to make you vultures look better.

Anyway. You may agree or disagree. I have sympathy for Hermione and some of the situations she gets in. I feel sorry for her, I cheer for her, and I agree with her at times. But I always make sure to remember that the narrative is tailored to make you agree with Hermione, to make you see her as better and wiser and everything else. And I make sure to keep an appropriate distance as such. And so, whenever the narrative is trying to get me to agree with Hermione over Ron, whenever the narrative pits them against each other and uses many turns of phrase like “as touchy and ready to lash out as the average Blast-Ended Skrewtt” or “what he evidently considered a dignified silence” in regards to Ron, while Hermione gets “with vindictive fury” and “with dignity”, I instantly am reminded that there is an injustice in those very books. I instantly am reminded that those books, while trying to preach tolerance and compassion, do not at all practice what they preach.

It’s funny, but in the end they remind me of this painful truth of life, which is kinda disheartening for stuff that’s supposed to help you escape reality:

All animals are equal But some animals are more equal than others

[harmonyandco]

Dumbledore gives Harry an alternate reason why Ron was made prefect: night patrol was mostly checking broom closets together and Dumbledore trusted Hermione to ignore any attempts from Ron to spend time together in one, while he didn't trust her to do the same with Harry. If he could only have either Harry or Hermione as prefect, he'd rather have Hermione. And maybe Snape was right about Harry being a dunderhead if he didn't see that Hermione would welcome time in a broom closet with him.

@johnburtonlee

[ao3feed-snamione]

After the War Moving on

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3y87sNC

by Herochick007

She was too late to save him.

Words: 571, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Major Character Death

Categories: F/M

Characters: Hemrione Granger

Relationships: Hermione Granger/Severus Snape

Additional Tags: Poetry, War, slight gore, too late, Grieving, Severus dies

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3y87sNC