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Draco: Welcome to the "Fuck Ron Weasley club" Where we can all say what we hate the most about the Weasel.

Hermione, sweating: I think I misunderstood the meaning of the club.

Harry: Same.

Lavender: *Gets up and leaves while wearing a shirt saying "Roro is my prince*

Neville: I gotta go.

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them

My favorite trope is Guy Gets Absolutely Wrecked By A Girl And Immediately Decides She’s The Love Of His Life

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the inherent romance of going to a grocery store and goofing around with the person you love

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GOT7 as Things My Patients Have Said

A toast, to the wonderful, but strange, children I see for 10 hours a day, four days a week. Also, please keep in mind that I’m not a doctor (I’m a nurse practitioner) but my patients are mostly newborns to 5 year old's and they call me doctor and I’m not about to correct them. A sequel to this original post.

Jaebeom: *looking up at the nurse* “I don’t want to be your friend today. But maybe tomorrow we can be friends,” *turns to his mom* “I don’t want to be their friend ever.”

Mark: *grins proudly* “I have a little sister and I scream louder than she does! Wanna see?” *starts screaming, baby sister gets scared and loudly cries*

Jackson: “Excuse me, do you have water? Oh no, I don’t drink fountain water, it needs to be purified.”

Jinyoung: *me: asks the child how school is* “… and then, he took my toy so I went to the bathroom and hit my cheek three- four times and I started crying and told the teacher he hit me and I got my toy back.”

Youngjae: “Doctor!” *runs up and hugs my leg* “My dad said that when he leaves mom, he’s going to marry you so hard!”

Bammie: *sees another patient in the waiting room* Oh! That’s my best friend! *hugs the other child and then looks at me as I wait for him for the check up* Oh! I mean he’s my best friend at school, here you’re my best friend…

Yugyeom: *hiding his face in his hands* “IF I CAN’T SEE YOU, YOU CAN’T FIND ME AND I WON’T GET MY SHOTS” *me trying to explain that there are no shots* “BUT I WANTED A BANDAID!” *proceeds to cry about not getting a bandaid*

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my wifey did a thing i’m so proud

NOT BY THE MOON — A GOT7 AU

☾ synopsis : Love and tragedy has always had a way of being connected, that connection usually held by the red string of fate. Two red strings that destined two soulmates to be bound for perhaps eternity. No matter the circumstances, fate tied would tie two individuals to meet and meet, to not disrupt their long awaited destiny. In the world of more than five billion people, the red string had made it’s mark plenty of times, going back to perhaps the start of it. Of course, with such an impact, it’s legitimacy was questioned again and again.

Nothing like magic to be questioned, just like love. It’s ability to bind those meant for one another would either be unquestioned or fully trusted. There was no in between, at least not for most. Few hopeless romantics saw it nothing less than extraordinary while realists saw it to be folly, useless tales to entrance the dumb. As it had no say in the matter, the folktale disappeared into obscurity and into believer’s hearts. Not much could bring back the fantastical nature of it. Well, besides the intentional effect, that is. In the lives of fourteen individuals in the 21st century, their lives seem to be an unfinished puzzle. Mostly complete while missing a vital component. Some strangers, some friends. Some blissful, others tragic.

All unaware of the soon-to-be outcome years in the making. They’ll find it to be entrancingly painful. Then again, the red string of fate was never meant to be just pretty.

☾ warnings : strong language, blood, rambling from an ass author ( I had to )

☾ Parts : jinyoung / jaebeom / jackson / yugyeom / youngjae / bambam / mark

Hi, if you read or checked this out, tysm !! I’m new to writing on tumblr so my formatting is kind of off and I’m not the best writer so bare w me haha. I’d rlly appreciate it if you could reblog or like this post. I’d love to hear what ppl think so a comment is awesome too. This is also a work of fiction and for entertainment purposes.

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oh boy ! this post is so old

i believe i did explain this before to someone but let me clear it up a little more , i’m not sure

i think i was about 15 (?) when i wrote this and english wasn’t my strongest suit so i used the wrong phrase , i understand now how it comes off and that is not what i meant it all

i just directly translated from arabic so sorry about that hehe

what i meant was sexually driven? maybe ? or you know just eager , i’m sorry i can’t really find a good phrase

if i wrote this post today i probably wouldn’t have added that sentence at all , honestly

which i believe is a trait in most teenagers , speaking as one

and it’s completely normal and healthy for a teenager who is attracted to someone to want to explore sexual activities with them , i didn’t mean to shame lavender and ron’s relationship in any way

in fact i was trying to say that trait doesn’t make her a ‘bad’ character , like how she’s portrayed by some

Honestly? A Lavender Brown Rant

I don’t get why Lavender Brown gets so much hate i mean i get that she is annoying and also kind of sexually aggressive but aren’t all teenage girls? I mean all she really did in the series was have a boyfriend

In fact i kind of like her she’s sassy and she says what she thinks of the girl is hilarious too.

“FRieNDs?! Oh don’t make me laugh!”

also she loves divination and she’s proud of it and she fought in the battle of Hogwarts what more do you want from the girl

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since i’m back

here’s a little dribble i found sitting in my notes

i originally wrote this with someone in mind but you can imagine whichever couple you like !!

well , this is a first

“ BaaaAAAAAAABE can you hurry up ?! ” He chuckled to himself as he heard her voice echo from the bedroom all the way to the kitchen

“ BABE if you don’t come back here in 3 seconds i will literally start the episode without you ” They were binge watching Sherlock , the BBC version , they’d meant to watch it for almost a year now but never had enough time together

This was , he thought , actually the first full day they’ve spent together in two months , the thought strangely made his heart ache . He shrugged it off as he walked into the room and found her sprawled on the bed , huge smile on her face .

“ FINNALY , jesus christ ,” She said “ Just how long does a girl have to wait for her sexy boyfriend to make her a sandwich?? ” She giggled at the word sexy , and he watched as she reached her hand up to cover her mouth. A habit of hers. A habit he absolutely hated.

“ Also , did i just call you babe two times in a row ??? what have i become ? ” She feigned disgust “ Love has made me into a mad woman , get out of my house , you warlock!! you have blinded me !! ” She continued her dramatic encore as she stood up and raised her arms in the air , like a shakespearean actor having a really good day on stage

And he watched. He watched her eyes fill to the brim with held back laughter. He watched her short dark hair bounce back and fourth, mirroring her joy. He watched her shirt lift up a little , revealing the tiniest mole on her hip. He watched and he didn’t realize he was watching. He could watch for years , and he wouldn’t even feel the pain in his tired limbs or his aching body from working too much . Fuck work , he thought , work prevents him from seeing this .

“ Well ? are you just gonna stand there and stare at me all day ?? ” she said as she flopped lazily back onto the bed, he hadn’t even realized he was still standing there , holding the tray

“ Come over here let me put those broad shoulders to use ” she wiggled her eyebrows

“ iloveyu ” he blurted out

“ What ? speak up baby ” She says , not looking at him but at the tv screen as she picks up the remote to press ‘play’

“ I SAID , i love you” He shouts , kinda , well he didn’t mean to , that’s just how it happened. and she stops moving .

She stops moving , but she turns to look at him , and it’s like time also stops moving . It’s like they’re the main characters in a disney movie and they’re having what she calls “ the sparkle moment” , where the audience begins to pick up on a possible romance storyline between the two. It’s like he can hear music play , and he thinks it’s coming from him. It’s like he’s never breathed before. Like he’s never known freedom till this very moment . Finally , she speaks

“ YOU son of a bitch!!!” She laughs and screams at once

“ what? ” He’s confused , he’s always confused with her

“ YOU TOOK MY MOMENT!! i was gonna make you dinner ! and wear a nice dress !! and say it first !!! and what ??? you just go ahead and blurt it out while i’m wearing your old shirt and booty shorts ?? really ??” There she is , of course that’s what she says

“ You know, babe ,” He finally sets the tray down and climbs on top of the bed “ Usually people respond with ‘i love you too’ ”

“ People also suck ass ” She scoots closer to him “ We’re still gonna have that dinner , and you’re gonna act surprised”

“ Yes ma’am ” he presses ‘play’

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she’s the friend as you can tell

hey

i kinda totally forgot about this wonderful website

( don’t be mad )

but a friend of mine reminded me of the glorious writing that goes on here

( seriously, glorious)

and so here i am , i am back and i am rebranding , but instead of just a harry potter blog i’m me

i will try to tag things i like , just off the top of my head

i’m everything i love

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hey

i kinda totally forgot about this wonderful website

( don’t be mad )

but a friend of mine reminded me of the glorious writing that goes on here

( seriously, glorious)

and so here i am , i am back and i am rebranding , but instead of just a harry potter blog i’m me

i will try to tag things i like , just off the top of my head

i’m everything i love

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My favourite romance (tiny )tropes

just a bunch of clichés that i love

1. the kiss on the cheek just a tiny peck on the cheek , not out of habit , but not intentional either , a spur of the moment kind of thing! it leaves the cheek owner absolutely star struck and the kisser absolutely mortified.

2. hair ruffle A’s favourite way to show affection is to ruffle B’s hair , B absolutely hates it at first but then finds themselves secretly missing it at times

3. ‘just there’ something on your lip (yes this is totally romione inspired) , it’s a cute and simple way to show that A was , in fact , paying attention to B’s lips , in a non creepy way

4. this reminds me of ... A and B are not dating , yet . they’re at that point , where everything on earth reminds them of the other , a small child holding a balloon , the colour of the sky , how the local cafe didn’t have wooden spoons , EVERYTHING reminds them of the other person . A can be very vocal about it , starts talking about B every chance they get , while B just enjoys thinking about A , making mental notes to tell A about the thing that happened in the grocery store that no one else will understand

5. why aren’t you wearing a jacket? the small sentences that really mean ‘i care!!’ have you eaten breakfast? are you cold? do you wanna leave? is the music bothering you? tiny things , that show that the other is paying attention

6. DEFENCE SQUAD where character A is so quick to defend Character B , sometimes they even do it over nothing. character C once started a sentence with “B’s outfit is ....” , and if A hadn’t jumped in with a 10 minute speech about how other people’s attire is none of C’s business , C would’ve ended the sentence with “very nice”

7. thoughtless little gestures A remembering B’s allergy , B knowing exactly what to order for A at each restaurant , A keeping a stash of B’s favourite tea at their house even though A prefers coffee , mindlessly weaving eachother through the complicated threads of everyday life

8. saying the same thing (jinx) that’s always a cute little blush moment , the more absurd the sentence the better

9. saying the same thing ( non jinx) character A says something while chatting with their friends , it could be an absurd opinion , that no one else agrees with , or something poetic, like describing how a certain song makes them feel and the story cuts to character B unknowingly saying the exact same things , in a very different setting , to a very different group of friends

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Book!Ginny Weasley:

-Fought off the biggest existing piece of Voldemort’s soul for almost a year at 11 years old, being possessed multiple times and nearly being killed -Months after this scarring event, encountered dementors and didn’t faint or anything. Literally stayed awake while she was reliving this very real and very fresh trauma -Denied going to the Yule Ball with her long-time crush because she had already promised Neville she would go with him. -Named the DA as a “fuck you” to the ministry -Offered Harry help and support after he thought he had been possessed by Voldemort -Didn’t take Harry’s dramatic shit ( “Well, that was a bit stupid of you,” said Ginny angrily, “seeing as you don’t know anyone but me who’s been possessed by You-Know-Who, and I can tell you how it feels.” /Harry remained quite still as the impact of these words hit him. Then he wheeled around. “I forgot,” he said./“Lucky you,” said Ginny coolly.) -Didn’t take anyone’s shit, for that matter. -Stopped Neville putting himself down, and defended Luna from people making fun of her -Was a fucking quidditch god in not one, but two positions. -Got to be a quidditch god by teaching herself how to fly and play from the age of 6 -Along with Neville and Luna, led the DA against Snape and the Carrows -Comforted a small girl in the middle of the battle of Hogwarts -Got tired of Zacharias Smith’s shitty quidditch announcing so she just rammed straight into the fucking podium and then told McGonagall that she forgot to brake -Had three long-term boyfriends, the last one who she married, and does not deserve the fandom calling her a slut (Even so, someone having a lot of relationships is not a legitimate reason to hate a character so kindly fuck off) -Said fucking golden lines such as “You seemed too busy to call him a prat yourself, so I did it for you” and “I told him he’s got a Pygmy Puff [tattoo], but I didn’t say where” -Had the full name Ginevra and not Virginia or Ginerva I am so tired of seeing this shit in fanfics literally google it -Was Ginny “Size is no guarantee of power” Weasley -Was Ginny “everything’s possible if you’ve got enough nerve” Weasley -Was fucking metal as hell in addition to being a three-dimensional, well-written character with qualities and flaws -Was the ideal girl for Harry, as well as his soulmate as confirmed by JKR -Deserved more from the movies

Movie!Ginny Weasley:

-Cast Reducto a couple times -Had about three lines -Could have been easily replaced with an under cooked pancake

Do you see my problem here

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can you believe that 12 year old Harry saved 11 year old Ginny’s life and then literally held her hand and flew and people still expected her not to fall in love with him ?

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cool girls are everywhere but its such a challenge to find one guy thats like mildly interesting to talk to……. it’s like they all have the personality of an actual adidas sandal

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secondhand embarrassment is pure agony and i wish a lot of comedy didnt rely on it

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😌 ,yes , i am proud of me too

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

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HEY TUMBLR ! Help me out?

does anyone know this meme

of two people bending multiple times

to protect eachother from the same bullet

cuz all my friends don’t know it

and they think i made it up

and i’m going crazy

please help

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don’t ever feel bad for asking me to tag a trigger

i do not care what the trigger is

i will tag it for you

you have legitimate reasons to be triggered by it

and i am not one to question those reasons

so just send me an ask

anonymous if you’re scared

and i will tag it all the time in future

your wellbeing is worth twenty extra seconds of my time at least