#helper drones

[akylesibarra]

Helper?

October 15th.

[hunger-drones]

S1 Contestant Update #1: Hunter

"Did you know that Workers and Disassemblers can make a kid together? I didn't either until Hunter showed up! Supposedly the offspring of Copper-9's heroes, he's been on the run on the surface for some reason. Find it hard to believe life back at home could possibly be worse than here, but maybe that initiative will get Hunter through to the end~" - Fractal, Hostess/Commentator of Hunger Drones

\\ Submitted by @autonomous-helper //

\\ Two open slots remaining //

[h31fd3ad]

Thinking about Transformers and their symbiotic relationships

[whitenightblackcat]

And let me introduce Argon's little helpers, these two drones. They have their own names and personalities. The first one is called "Han" and the other is "Gre". Han is a rather hot-headed and irritable drone, while Gre is a silly and goofy drone. Gre is often scolded by Han for being silly, but these two drones love each other very much(as sibling), even though they often fight.

[ladynoirxadrinette]

Horsey☺️

Guys,when I went to horse camp,I was a helper. It was really fun during lunch because we got to eat in the arena but the kids couldn't😆. I loved it. We also had a sleep over. Well the helpers did. Moral if the story,I wanna help again next year.

[b-free]

B listened to the young woman, tail twitching as her hands were careful with the pressure applied while making sure the bleeding might be stopped. Oil and blood, nothing new to her.

"Seems a bit counterproductive, though Solver Drones vary a bit too much for anything to be certain." Her talons twitched on the floor, not having been put away as she usually would have due to the situation turning as it had.

"She got slapped by the creature... Nightstalker they called it." One eye was looking in the direction of Mars Bar. "I'm guessing it's rare they're friendly." B tilts her head as she watches Kiara's actions, passively monitoring the feeling under her hands. "I got her out of stepping range as quickly as I could... I hope it didn't do more damage."

The jungle is the jungle, nothing seeming amiss aside from a very small creature that seems to be deciding it wants to bother a very large creature. The sights and smells are the same.

For the most part.

Eucalyptus seems to break the monotony. Along with the faintest hint of... Vanilla? Sugar? It was something. The faint voices came next, words hard to catch before the clear crunch of what had to have been an aluminum can.

( @b-free I don't plan for this to be as long as the first one omg I'm sorry XD )

The good thing for the voices is that Tera is currently taking a cat nap on a warm rock.

She's splooted out like a cat, tail limp and it's eyes closed, she can't sun bathe- so she settles for heat bathing.

She's purring slightly in her sleep.

[factual-fantasy]

Hola Factual! Hope your morning or evening is going well! I wanted to let you know as always that I found great joy in your recent posts- the Starscream twitter post was 100% accurate- and the Bibi comic was truly adorable- the little guy never passes up a chance to cheer you up! Kinda reminds me of those life size pokemon plush they make nowadays- ever see those before? They're super cool! (As cool as they are expensive)

Also, I wanted to apologize for dragging out our discussion about the vehicons- but you made some good points In the last post! Due to the convoluted creative process behind the aligned continuity, issues like that are apparent- I think what they were going for was that the initial Vehicons were closer to exact copies of the original, unable to change by design- and as the clone generations degenerated it became harder to instill the identical properties into them- though I agree it's strange that they somehow maintained sentience throughout- and the idea of cloning sparks so easily kinda messes with the importance of the Well of All sparks... It's possible that they still need to draw on its power to "Imbue" the protoforms with life, which would explain why they aren't shown making any more once they leave Cybertron, but since all of that is left up to interpretation and theories your probably right to just reimagine them as Drones and simplify the matter!

Plus, like you said, you could do some really cool, intimidating scenes with truly sparkless versions of the Vehicons- as much as I like sentient minions, I always appreciate soulless enforcers as well! Though, even if they're just robots used on mass by the Cons, do you think maybe, just maybe, since he's such a fan favorite you could try to sneak in Steve still? I think it would be funny if- to help Ratchet out at the base, the crew reprogram a random Vehicon as a helper bot instead, and the kids later give him the nickname? He wouldn't have a spark- but over time his AI might develop some quirky behavior, and Ratchet would grow fond of him despite his initial distrust.... (Plus then Steve could cover some of Ratchet's duties and let him get out in the field more often!) Just an idea! (:

And also, in that train of thought, I fully agree with your stance on the predacons in your last post. Cool as they are, it always bothered me that Shockwave somehow just created Sparks and bodies from some dusty shards of metal...but I would hate to see you scrap one of the coolest factions from the show over that- so heres a compromise idea! Predacons are naturally extraordinarily resilient creatures- so instead of just dying on earth in ancient times, they instead hibernated to conserve what little energon they had...

Then, later on, instead of digging up bones and cloning them, Shockwave instead digs up the ENTIRE hibernating Predacons- rendered near death from millennia of inactivity- and he begins the process of carefully reviving them using his science and energon transfusions. Predaking would be the first to successfully recover as usual, and from there Shockwave would prepare to resuscitate the rest- after which it's once again up to you if some or all actually survive, or if Megatron once again weighs his options and decides to pull the plug....

(Starscream twitter post) (Bibi comic)

Hello! I'm glad to hear you liked my recent posts! :DD And OF COURSE I've heard about those!! If I had the money and if they had one for every Pokémon, I don't think I could be stopped from collecting all my favorite Pokémon XDD

As for the Vehicons,, yeahhh I just don't see it working any other way. Making them mindless "robots" in the inorganic/not loving creature sense. Like A.I, drones, whatever word fits best. <:/

As for Steve, I don't think he's gonna work.. I cant make him a living and feeling creature with the new rules I've built for the Vehicons 😔

Now the Predacons. I have major gripes about those guys. I tried to go into detail about why I don't like them and why there is no way to make them work for my AU. But you caught me on a bad day and it just sounded like a rant no matter which way I spun it 😅

So all I'm gonna say is your idea is rather clever. And honestly I feel like the show would have been better off if they did something closer to that. But for my AU? With the rules I built for cloning? The Predacons/Predaking clones just cannot work. They absolutely do not work.

The possibility that I'll draw the Predacons for fun is there. And the potential idea that Shockwave makes these horrible Frankenstein beasts using the CNA of similar animals is also there. But the Predacon clones just ain't gonna cut it. In my AU they were never cloned and sent to Earth all those years ago, and Predaking was never cloned and sent after Wheeljack. They went completely extinct after the cataclysm and that's that.😅

[genuflectx]

Someone ought to tell all the rad Murder Drone artists whose art is used on the Church of Null thumbnails/slideshows that their art is, without permission, being associated with AI generated songs (and that the person is just lying about it being AI)

All the art is yoinked from Twitter which I don’t have anymore 😭 but the credits are on the video descriptions 🙏

Edit: Adding the evidence below the cut; the songs and Electrical Ink fail 3 different tests, which point towards high likelihood of AI usage

#1 - Using SubmitHub's AI song checker, first testing accuracy of checker. Claims 90% accuracy, did own test with 10 human and 10 AI. About the same accuracy on both at 60%, with remaining percentage usually "inconclusive" with a smaller percentage of inaccuracy (10% in the human test, 20% in AI test but only for Udio). Caveat: Udio throws it off, every Udio song tested was inconclusive or incorrect, however I noted a mix of human and AI tells still reported in the Udio breakdowns. Therefore, this checker is reasonably accurate at marking AI as AI and is more likely to say something is inconclusive than to mark it incorrectly, but should not be the only tool used to assess.

Sampling every other Church of Null song (testing with full MP3s), SubmitHub's checker identified 10 of 12 songs as strongly AI and the remaining 2 as inconclusive. This is a higher rate of being marked as AI than either the human or AI tests I did beforehand. If it were human there would be some marked human, if it were Udio AI it would more likely show a mix of human and inconclusive. All AI and two inconclusive is more likely Suno AI.

#2 - Using my manual spectrogram contrast test, first testing on 23 respondents. Results are in the link, with 65% of respondents getting a score of over half correctly assessed. This test becomes more accurate when used by an individual practiced in it (comparing an unlabeled spectrogram to a chart of AI and human spectrograms, then sorting it onto either side accordingly by which pattern it most closely resembles). My own score was 12/14. This test will never be 100% accurate as not every spectrogram follows the pattern; i.e. rarely, an AI song has the spectrogram appearance as a human made one.

Respondents were mixed on whether a sampling of 6 songs from Church of Null were AI or human at the end of the test, with both high scoring and low scoring assessing them about the same, with only a slightly higher rate of being assessed as AI in high scoring testers. Only one lower scoring tester assessed AI under 50%, assessing two of six as AI (33%). However, nobody assessed the set as being all human. Note, psychology may have made this set difficult, as respondents may have believed it was unlikely that a set would be all AI or all human, which would influence answers.

When I originally assessed the six spectrograms, I assessed all of them as appearing closer to AI generated spectrograms than human, using the reference charts. I am very practiced at spectrogram contrast assessment since I am the one who made these charts and tests, sampling 30+ AI and 30+ human.

#3 - Using a smell test, or suspicious tells that just make you feel like something is off with the vibes. This can be lack of credits/suspicious credits, an AI "shimmer" effect on all the audio, generic lyrics that sound AI generated/edited, a music production output that is unrealistic for hand-made music, etc.

In Church of Null's case, it's creator Electrical Ink: shows no musical production on the channel before CoN, claims to have 6 anon helpers/vocalists but only credits a weird blank "creative consulting" channel, has produced 25 beautiful songs with complex compositions and vocals in 4 months while claiming to record these in person (and simultaneously writing 62k+ words of the fanfic, or about 15k a month), includes the robotic "shimmer" present in Suno AI while claiming it's "autotune," deletes comments asking if it's Suno (happened to me), and uses art before asking permission for the thumbnails and lyric videos.

The one other credit I found under a reply to a random comment is E-LIVE-YT (a "collaborator" on one song, however E-LIVE may have exaggerated this as they couldn’t even remember Electrical Ink’s name during a livestream), a real person who uploaded at least 1 AI generated song (admitted) but claims the rest are human made. Though, they also produce music at an unrealistic rate (43 tracks in 5 months) but mostly "extensions" of existing music, something AI song generators let you do (he uses Bandlab, which has AI tools exactly for that). The ones with lyrics have Suno's "shimmer" and the lyrical breakdown that E-LIVE posts on comments read as AI summaries/analysis (right down to calling N "they," not knowing his pronoun; a shortcut to chatGPT was on their desktop during a livestream, they removed this for later streams). Additionally, E-LIVE also has strange credits to blank channels and 1 or 2 tiny channels that just upload poor quality Roblox clips.

Ironically, even this "fan" "collaborator" believes Church of Null is AI and complains about competing with it, and regular Suno AI users in the Suno Discord believe so too.

Sniff sniff.... somethin smells funny...

[quinnnfabrgay-writes]

Santa's Little Helpers pt. i

pairing: dieter x fat f!reader x ezra (eventually)

summary: Dieter gets you two a gig as Santa's Little Helpers at the mall in town.

wc: 1.8k

tags/warnings: established fwb (dieter x reader), mentions of being overstimulated (and not in the fun and sexy way), screaming children mentioned, Michael Buble mention (apologies to those that enjoy his music lol), the dialogue is cheesy as hell (and i enjoy the hell out of it)

a/n: Happy (belated) Christmas Lo, @covetyou ! It is I, your @dieterbravobrainrotclub Secret Santa! I'm so sorry this is after actual Christmas, but I still hope it brings you some cheer. And I'm so sorry that I have to split it into two parts, I refuse to get rid of the smut, but that part's not quite finished yet, and I didn't want to make you wait any longer without at least something.Thank you for answering my many asks, Ezra and Dieter are a FILTHY pair together and I wanted to make sure they didn't go too overboard and ick you out, lol. Not gonna lie, I was VERY intimidated when I got your name, I absolutely love every single thing you write, so I hope this can bring you even a fraction of the amount of joy you bring to this fandom!

There was a very different direction I was going to go with this, but then I remembered the "Previously Unaired Christmas" episode of Glee existed, and then this mess was born. But instead of Sexy Santa getting them drunk and robbing them, they all bone down freaknasty holiday style. Unfortunately, said boning takes place in pt. ii.

A major shoutout to @perotovar for encouraging my cheesy and filthy inclinations; another shoutout to @morallyinept for her Ezra One Stop Shop post, I know I definitely need to spend more time with Ezra to really understand him, but this was a MASSIVE help when tackling this incredibly intimidating character; and a HUGE thank you to @sp00kymulderr for not only putting this event together, but also for creating such a fun and accepting environment for us all to share.

Divider credit: @saradika-graphics

"Dieter… what the ever loving fuck have you gotten us into now?"

You stare bewilderingly at your best friend and roommate before you, a pile of red and green fabric clutched in his arms, golden jingle bells stitched onto the itchy looking fabric. Dieter simply shrugs his shoulders, a dopey grin on his face.

"I got us a gig!"

You continue to stare incredulously as he retreats back towards your shared bedroom, no further explanation given as if it was the most ordinary and obvious thing in the world. Even in the many years you have known Dieter, growing up together and running off to Hollywood to pursue your shared dreams, he still finds ways to leave you absolutely flummoxed.

His voice echoes from down the hall, "come on and get ready or we're going to be late!"

You roll your eyes and huff as you begrudgingly make your way to the bedroom. A gig is a gig, right?

You could kill Dieter with your own two hands right now and you would still need an outlet for the frustration coursing through you.

Shrieks and cries of children mix with the drone of too many people carrying on in their own conversations, the irritating tinny sound of Christmas songs playing over the mall's sound system paired with the scratchy, clingy fabric of what turned out to be an elf costume Dieter had brought home are all combining into the perfect recipe for an overstimulated meltdown on your end.

You fidget with the neckline of your costume, your tits threatening to pop out every time you take too deep of a breath. The way the fabric clings to your curves isn't necessarily uncomfortable, but it's obvious it wasn't intended to fit this way. The dress supplied to you was clearly made for someone smaller, but Dieter swore up and down that was the biggest size they had. You would have believed him if it weren't for the fact that every time you look over at him, you find his eyes glued to your chest, a wry smirk at home on his lips.

If you weren't so goddamn annoyed you might've been able to appreciate that, in fact, you do look smokin' hot in this ridiculous polyester get-up. But as the minutes tick on and on, the Santa appointed to your shift, some guy named Gary, still nowhere in sight, you're one more Michael Buble rendition of any Christmas song away from throwing a tantrum that could rival a toddler's. And there are a few throwing spectacular fits at the moment while waiting in line.

You lean over in Dieter's direction, a fake cheerful smile plastered across your face in hopes of not showing your annoyance as you grumble under your breath, "where the fuck is this guy?"

"HO HO HO!"

You and Dieter both whip around in the direction of the outburst, watching as who you assume to be Gary dressed as Santa jogs his way over to the fake North Pole set up in the middle of the mall.

He waves to the crowd as children start cheering and screeching choruses of Santa, it's Santa, hi Santa in hopes of getting his attention.

"I must apologize, sorry to keep you all waiting! There was a small hiccup at the toy factory that Santa had to attend to," he bellows joyfully, a soft twang to his words barely concealed. Some of the parents laugh along, just happy that they're that much closer to getting this over with, "but that's no excuse, so Santa here has brought you some extra special goodies!"

More cheers and echoes of excitement erupt from the children in line as he raises a red felt bag filled to the brim with games and toys. You sneak a look over at Dieter, a mirrored expression of uneasiness staring back at you as the crowd of over ecstatic tots starts to get more rambunctious.

But just when you're afraid you're about to have a panic attack and pass out dressed as Santa's #1 slutty elf mistress in the middle of a mall, the Santa raises a single gloved hand, his left palm radiating an air of authority. You stare in awe as the shrieks and screams dwindle into quiet excited giggles. A knowing and satisfied smirk peeks out from under the full fake beard, a quiet chuckle escapes his lips before he turns towards the plush red velvet chair that's been sitting in waiting for his arrival.

It's hard to swallow as you discreetly press your thighs together, not sure you want to even try and get into why that one simple action was so. damn. hot.

The quiet confidence and inherent authority in which he moved, the way he was able to tame a crowd with a few sweet words and the wave of his hand.

And there you were absolutely floored.

He takes a seat, quickly slapping his knees before reaching his hands out and addressing everyone.

"Alright now, who's first?"

Time must have somehow sped up, because in no time at all the last child in line was receiving her gift from Santa's bag, squealing an enthusiastic thank you thank you thank you! before launching herself at him and giving Santa a big hug, her parents apologizing as they try to coax her off of him.

As the family starts walking away, the girl chatting excitedly over her new gift, Santa stands and turns towards you and Dieter, clapping his hands before giving you two a giant smile.

"Thank you both for sticking around, Gary had to drop out last minute. I didn't get the call to come fill in until about 20 minutes before I showed up. Had to change into the suit before I even got in the car."

You arch an eyebrow, leaning your head to the side in thought before asking, "But what about the toys? How were you able to scrounge those up last minute? We thought this was just supposed to be pictures with Santa."

He rubs the back of his neck as he drops his gaze, not making any eye contact as he softly chuckles, a blush creeping up his face giving him those picture perfect red rosy cheeks mostly associated with Santa.

"I uh… I own the toy store just down the street, figured it was the least I could do knowing how long these people must have been waiting in line."

You just stare in silence, unable to comprehend just how good this mysterious man is. From beside you, all you hear is Dieter whispering in amazement, "you really are Santa."

The man just chuckles again, shaking his head softly before motioning to the fake Santa's Workshop behind him "If you don't mind I'm going to dip into there real quick and make a quick call, let Gary know everything got taken care of."

Not even one second after the door closes, you and Dieter are turning to each other, eyes wide, both of your faces scrunched in poor attempts at hiding your smiles and giggles as you both freak out over who you have now dubbed as Sexy Santa.

"Oh my god!" you whisper scream.

"Okay, so you were feelin' it too? I was so afraid that I had finally gone too far lusting after a mall Santa."

You both keep your voices low, whispering almost conspiratorially over your shared sudden crush.

"Okay, okay, shhh," you whisper and laugh, taking Dieter by the shoulders, forcing him to keep still and focus on you. "Okay, so I know this is a little out there, even for us, but we don't know this guy - it's not like we're going to run into him on a daily basis, so I say we shoot our shot. Wanna see if he wants to come home with us?"

"You saucy little minx," Dieter teases. "Usually I'm the one with the bad ideas."

You simply shrug, a cheeky grin etched across your face, "I'm owed a couple of my own, aren't I?"

Before you can think too hard on it and start double guessing yourself, you skip up to the door, knocking as the nerves already start threatening to creep in.

A muffled come in echoes from inside.

Neither you nor Dieter were quite ready for the Adonis that was standing in front of you. The Santa jacket shed away, along with the hat, gloves, and beard, leaving the mystery man in a tight white undershirt, the felt pants attached to red suspenders still strapped around his shoulders. His left bicep testing the barriers of how much a sleeve can be stretched, his golden skin littered with random freckles, or at least from what little you can see. A small tuft of blonde hair standing out amongst the rest of his dark brown tresses piques your interest.

Something glinting under the lights catches your eye, bringing your attention to his right side, and in turn bringing your attention to his right arm which seemed to be made of… metal?

You quickly avert your gaze back up, hoping that you weren't caught staring, but you weren't quick enough. Your eyes meeting his own, a smile still on his face.

"I usually prefer to go without it," he shrugs, chuckling before continuing, "but I didn't really want to answer questions as to why Santa had one arm all of a sudden."

Both you and Dieter quietly giggle, both of you clearly charmed by his apparent altruistic proclivities.

"So you really are just some nice guy, huh?" Dieter sounds from beside you. Alright, I guess we're trying to butter him up first, not a bad plan.

In the blink of an eye, the atmosphere in the small shed changes, thickens with a sudden and growing tension. Ezra's smile twisting into a mischevious smile as he eyes you both up and down.

"Well, I never said I was nice."

Before either of you can respond, he takes a couple of steps towards where you and Dieter stand frozen in anticipation, scratching at the scruff on his jaw, his eyes alight with what only could be described as trouble. He leans forward slightly, his voice dropping to a teasing murmur.

"You do realize the two of you don't whisper as quietly as you think you do, right?"

Oh shit.

Your heart sinks down to the bottom of your stomach, looking over at Dieter for some reassurance, but instead it only makes your nerves spike more as you can see him struggling to mask his growing embarrassment.

"I mean, the two of you don't even know my name."

Oh my god, he thinks we're just a couple of freaks. Fair, but fuck!

"Listen, we-we're sorry you overheard that. We sh-"

He raises his left palm, quieting your rambled apologies.

"Mmm, now I didn't say that as an objection, it was just a mere observation."

You struggle to catch your breath as he drops his hand and shuffles closer, leaning forward to mumble in yours and Dieter's ear.

"I may not be the real Santa, but I have an inkling that the two of you have been real naughty this year. I'd love to show you what happens when his little elves start getting these… unsavory ideas in their little heads."

[b-free]

"Was... nice... But!" They gently squeezed their tail with their hands, looking up at Ai. They seemed worried.

"How... How sorry? For... for it?"

On Yttrium-2, 2 pods landed close to the house of a particular Solver Drone. They opened up, and out stepped a small drone with orange hair and light green eyelights. She had a cropped hoodie over a black shirt and matching green shorts. Her boots resembled the patterns seen on female DD legs, and a light grey pouch sat around her waist, which a mechanical tail came out the back of.

Stepping out of the second pod was what looked to be a human girl, but made of shadows, save for her white eyes and eyelashes. She had a red overcoat and light blue scarf, along with matching light blue nails.

Ai ran up to the front door and knocked, as Spectre followed her.

"You're too used to surprise visits. I hope Papa will be okay."

At first there's not much of a response, though that might have to do with the fact there's sound coming from above. It's a bit later in the day, though still near enough to noon that there's activity around.

The pods landing have certainly earned the attention of the few that are around, some looking a bit startled and others just the usual amount of 'that nosey neighbor'.

As the door opens, a squeal followed by a little giggle is caught. "Sorry, who-" Hafiz pauses, slowly placing his helmet on his head over his slightly messy hair. There's a few smudges of oil on the hand placing his helmet on, and though his outfit is all black, it's got a small shiny spot on it. "Is...it...?"

He wasn't expecting this. Two very unknown and...strange visitors. His head slowly turned, noticing the pods nearby. "Uh..." There was a little bit of stress on his visor, but he was processing... though a bit slowly.

[roxy4life]

Disclaimer! I don't have school due to weather problems! I'll be online most of the day I guess!

Ello! If you ever hallucinated a murder drones character, or oc, or dreamed about them reblog this and talk about it!

If sfw have a banner, if NSFW please put a warning!

Another thing I have schizophrenia and hallucinate most of the time... So please don't make fun of me I most of the time do these things for comfort or it happens through a panic attack...

One night I was doesn't very well, and was crying and cutting very bad, and I tried doing to sleep and I froze hearing my name being called 'Roxy... ' from behind me as I tensed feeling arms wrap around me, and then I heard Thad speak 'Sleep... I'll be here for you.. ' and I did end up falling sleep, and Thad would change his position so I could fall asleep better, and in the morning he stayed...! He stayed with me the whole day,

Another one was where I was laying on my side, as I seen Thad again as I blushed when he leaned in, I was also very sleepy at this time and he gave me a small kiss...! And Tuesday I was crying and sobbing about my S/A and Thad was angry because of my ex (i thought he was dating me , no he was cheating with 5 other girls... And then asks me to marry him, and that he 'loves' me)

And Thad was holding my close, smcuddkingg, snuggling or just really anything to keep me calm,.

One time in a dream I was looking around for my family, and some of my friends oc's where there!

@biscu1ts ! S. D. S or sage!

@torsrighteye ! S. D. R! Or renne (I can't spell)

And I think that's alll really but what we all did is R, S, and Thad curled up around and kept me safe the whole night!

Another one I had was with V, N, Uzi and J

V happened while I was age regressing j was laying on my back cooing and babbling and she was watching me and keeping me safe.

N was helping mee fal asleep with cuddles and extra warmth... Giving me small kisses here and there as well!

Uzi just cuddled me, basically a big snuggle session, and she did kiss my cheek and nose a bit as well

J was in a protective mama mode, my mom and her ex were fighting and I was crying due to me hearing it was about me (they were talking about me and my mom was defending me)

And she covered my ears, curled around me while I age regressef to forget and we took a nap, she even gave me milk and I play with her tail,

Lizzy was holding me close as I went through an horrible panic attack and almost crisis...

And she held me close, fan her fingers through my hand, rocked me gently and just stayed until I felt good and fell asleep..

Sooo I'll tag some people to see if they had similar things!

@biscu1ts @torsrighteye @deedah @kingryannducks @locothewolf @sockman0792 @autonomous-helper @glorious-owl @zer0-devoox anyone else!

[hunger-drones]

I have a potential candidate for a entry: Hunter. He's the son of N and Uzi, and has been living on the surface of Copper-9 for quite a few years now as a runaway. He knows his way around robotics and was even able to make himself a little assistant called Ketches. He's a hybrid between a worker drone and a disassembly drone.

\\ Ooohhh, interesting! Hunter has been successfully added! :3 //

\\ Two open slots remain //

[trenchgardens-ooc-ooc-ooc-ooc]

I was talking with a friend and considering troll boobs once more, and I think I found an angle that i just straight up love.

Eusocial insects have second, social stomachs which they use to give excess food to the homies a la kirby and his helpers in Super Star. What if troll breasts served a similar purpose!

Trolls have always had a wierd little thing where we dont know why theyd be sexually dymorphic sense we seem to know that, at least with our established communal canon and all that, theyre all functionally identical on an actual sex level. With humans our modern conception of gender grew out of social norms for our sexes, so what do we even call assigned gender at hatching when it comes to trolls? in humans the gender is assigned based on sex, or just whimsy if the kid iss intersex because fuck this stupid planet. So whats up with trolls, why do some have boobs. If its just a random difference thing, like how some people have cleft chins, then why would people care so much as to have similar misogynistic tendencies on planets like Beforus as we see with Latula? That seems to suggest its something more influential than just 'some people have bigger noses' style stuff.

From a biologists point of view, using modern albeit flawed terminology, the 'female' (read: bearer, or queen) of the troll species is the mother grub, and the trolls are 'male,' (read: donor, drone) ironically if Drones are part of the troll species which i personally love as part of my canon, they would be workers, using ant and bee (and probably termite) terminology, not drones.

This is interesting because drones(real world term) are typically produced through unfertilized eggs which is DEFINITELY not the case for trolls. Though, considering how rare mothergrub turnover seems to be a Rare emergency event, the Matriorb seems to be an unfertilized egg which produces a new mothergrub, and everything else about trolls themselves, id just chalk that up to them being aliens, nothing on our planet will be a perfect analog to them, its convergent evolution, not relationary evolution.

Trolls seem to have this set up in what the real world terminology would consider castes. the greater troll species would have these castes

Queen Mothergrub (comes to be after virgin mothergrub does... Something???? accepts her first bucket perhaps?)

Virgin Mothergrub (Hatched through Matriorb, unfertilized parthenogenesis)*

Drones (unfertilized, lain by Queen mothergrub)

Trolls (fertilized through pails)

His Tyranny (who fucking knows, royal jelly but for drones???)

Through this model the greater troll species would, genetically, be very stable. each generation of mothergrub allows for the only chance of natural selection and all that shit, but the Troll caste would be able to go through tons of generations per generation, like a second, smaller evolution inside your evolution. The only restraint on troll evolution would be remaining genetically compatable with the mother grub, [ assuming im even correct about that being sex, maybe the mother grub is a host for trolls who are parasites, but thats for a post on Wierder trolls. ]

I propose that troll gender is based off of morphs. adding a caste in there for Trolls (c) and Trolls (b). Like major ants or warrior termites, aproximately half of all trolls, though the ratio is skewed towards B due to some caste shenanigans, are C, and the rest are B. Cs are assigned male at... probably pupation, and Bs female.

I propose that troll breasts are a form of social nutrient sharing glands, somewhere between the milk crop of a pigeon, the mammaries of a mammal, and of course, the social stomachs of ants and bees (and maybe termites). I propose that they evolved as a way to share nutrients, and evolved out in Troll(C)s perhaps as a form of evolutionary specialization, think honey pot ants.

This would give a reason for why trolls have gender rolls corresponding with having breasts, it explains why they have misogyny— It Allows For Hormonal Transgender (Transmorph?) Therapies, it explains WHY THEY HAVE BOOBS AT ALL. ALL WHILE FITTING THE THEME.

Misogyny in trolls having the same theming as in humans make sense too, because concepts of nurturing coresponding with having a built in mechanism for nutrient sharing is. just what we have!!! It would give an evolutionary reason for why jades are seemingly either all type B, or just MOSTLY. And that part specifically, Jades being primarily type B trolls, would allow for the all the childhood related idiosyncrasies we humans have around breasts to translate to trolls too! It would explain what exactly the fuck trans trolls are doing, and it would give greater understanding to intersex (intermorph??) trolls!!!!!!

This raises a lot of interesting questions about the notions of... well breastfeeding in troll society. I imagine it would be something mildly taboo, as most of alternian and beforan culture is heavily western and we fuckers are so fucking wierd about peoples bodily autonomy. But it could also be like a Homies thing. I imagine it would be kind of viewed as mildly animalistic or base, probably never said like that, but thats the quiet part im saying out loud.

If you guys have thoughts on eusocial troll breasts and their agabs (agaps?) being based on morphs let me know, i think this is my new canon for all my trolls.

[roxy4life2]

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Name! :Roxy

If you want to be friends we can! And if you have discord you can add me on there if you ask!

I don't even know my gender or sexuality anymore...

Favorite moot! : @adam-mvrray88 !!

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Friend list!

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A small list of rules!

1: be nice to everyone on my blog and me! 2:be careful on what you say I can be triggered easily now, 3: have fun and be yourself!

A little bit of info about me!

I'm a former S/A survivor,and please do not bring it up,can it trigger me very easily,I love doing art if you couldn't see!,o really like animals like cats,dogsl,seals,bunnies,foxes,and many more! I like playing video games with friends and my family I love making new friends I love being gift art as well! I'm mentally ill so please be patient and don't get upset if I take breaks from Tumblr,I will most likely make a post being I do! I'm currently dealing with some stuff about my family as well

I'm Unlabeled,meaning I don't really know my gender or sexuality I do struggle with self-harm and my own mental health so please be patient! I have schizophrenia, Depression, anxiety,eating disorders,ADHD and autism, and very sensitive to certain topics... I also have daddy issues to..

My age regression!

I sometimes don't post due to it and sometimes I will! And you might not understand due to the way I type,if I'm on Tumblr I'll me with @autonomous-helper as he is my caregiver, and makes sure I'm doing well

My age regression can happen during stressful, overwhelmed,over stimulating times abe it's A better way of coping than cutting...

My music taste change range pretty far!

Vocaloid,ICP,Caravana palace,Alex G,Stomach book,Otderai (cants spell-) ,any type of cute core music,S3RL, femtanyl, Asteria, CG5, heathers the movie + the musical

Some songs I really like: Lay down, lone digger, beatophone,tree house,gomne gomne,butcher vanity, ready or not,fukouna girl, Katamari ,sleep well,

My favorite characters/shows/games I like!

Lou,Thad,Bread head,N,Victor,kuromi, Kevin,teto,Aizawa, Sprout,Mug man,Tony the clock,red guy,Kirby,endermen,chococat, Sylveon,evee, and many more!

Cuphead, Roblox,Dandy's world,Pokemon Cafe,Miku train,and Sanrio games,Kirby dream land 3,Mario kart,Sonic (only the original games), Tetris,Friday night funkin

Moves/shows: ugly dolls,Minecraft,Pokemon, Pucca,hello Kitty and friends,gudatama,ponyo,pingue, spirited away,five nights at Freddy's, the amazing digital circus,murder drones,the gaslight district,

Some random things!

I'm love drawing yet it can being stressful and tiring for me .. I am also and most likely hypersexual sadly...which can affect me..., a scar on my shoulder is a tic-tac toe bored,I listen to music while sleeping it helps me sleep,I can have problems with my breathing I can become very mentally unstable and ILL so please be patient with me..

Some nicknames my friends/moots can use!

Dolly, doll, Roxy, Venus, goober, and silly! Unless you're my caregiver you cannot use little names!

Names for when i'm In little age!:Princess, sweetie, Puppy, kiddo, snuggle bug, buddy, little one, Prince etc

Some of my socials!

Pinterest, YouTube, discord!

My discord is : sillyr0xy_25

My other socials!

[cadence-the-hypnotic-floret]

Drone File Preview

Two paragraphs from something I just finished recording, for the viewing pleasure of any beepers in the audience.

CW: Trancey Language

(Affini): Hi there cutie, we’re about to get your scan underway! I’ll be watching closely to make sure everything goes just right for you, so you just relax, okay? In a moment, you’re going to feel a strong electromagnet start to slide its way up your spine. Those tingles are just our system getting all the little bits of you scanned so that we can accurately transfer you to your new body. You’ll feel them start near your tailbone, then slooooowly climb up and up and up your spine, spreading little tingles across your skin, until it reaches all the way up to your skull, where you’ll feel just a slight moment of discontinuity as we transfer you. Just a moment of your mind falling deep into the void on its way to its new home. It’ll be fun! Best of luck! AI Helper: Attempting rapid spinal scan. <whirring sound getting louder> 0%. 10%. 20%. 30%. 40%. 50%. 60%. 70%. 80%. 90%. 99%. 99%. Error. Affin<glitch>AI process override. Scan terminating. 100%. Initiating discontinuity.

And remember - when in doubt, turn it off and on again. ;)

Edit: this is out, check it out! https://soundgasm.net/u/Cadence_The_Hypnotic_Floret/

[polo-drone-049]

Who’s the best helper in the pound? This dog @polo-drone-084 VYSOR corrals all the puhuhpz, makes them stay in line and keeps ‘em satisfied when Handler -049 is away from the pack, just like a good border collie would cuz obedience is pleasure now isn’t it VYSOR?

Handler - 049 thanks you for corralling these bitches, making sure their holes were cleaned and served their bones while 49 took some needed time off. Gooodah bouieeee, now get after your bone just like the little hot dog you are would.

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