#help me acting like week3 of a gt sucks when i regularly lose it over tdf24 stage 19 and tdf20 stage 20 and week three of vuelta24 is >>>

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hellooooo <3

🎫 You can make one rider change teams this transfer season. Who do you choose and where does (s)he go?

🌐 You can add one race to the world tour calendar (promoting an existing race or inventing a new one). What do you do?

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Hello :3c

🎫 You can make one rider change teams this transfer season. Who do you choose and where does (s)he go? Uh... Good question. I think I would like to pick up Sepp Kuss by his jersey like a mother cat picks up her kittens by their scruff and drop him off in literally any other good team bar like... UAE or Soudal (and any other teams very obviously dedicated to one specific guy). I suppose he likes it in VLAB but first of all; I hate VLAB and I wanna be able to say I hate VLAB without always having to put an asterisk of not you Sepp Kuss, and second of all; I want him to win more Grand Tours and VLAB have Jonas for that already. He should be someones specialest guy always and not just when Jonas isnt around. (*OP thinks Sepp Kuss may or may not be the second coming of Christ. Or at least acts like they do)

🌐 You can add one race to the world tour calendar (promoting an existing race or inventing a new one). What do you do? GIVE ME A TWO WEEK RACE. Legit anywhere in the world (well my own bias says Europe cause thats easiest to watch) in any time of the year. I just want to watch these teams strategize for a two week race, feels like it would be different from a one week race (more time for a fun comeback if there is an accidental flop!!) and at the same time not suffer from the third week syndrome of a Grand Tour where everyone is just tired and wants to go home