#help lmfaoooo

[carlyraejepsans]

sorry but you ARE fine you have such boygirl butchtwink swag

TWINK????????

[nkogneatho]

is it possible to sneak peak Oatmeal and sphynx

each tit pic for 1 million dollar

[cvrseduser]

"chupa mis huevos, sugurito."

« ¿Estrellados, o revueltos, mi amor? »

[iamespecter]

HE COULD BE YOU!

HE COULD BE ME!

HE COULD EVEN BE--

I know this ask is in relation to An Unexpected Reunion's latest chapter, but...

Come on. Be honest. Can you even blame me for doing it this way instead??

[enden-k]

getting jealous, study dates and accidental kisses in the summer rain 💚

[entryn17]

i wanna keep working on this so bad but its 3am LMFAOOO

[greg-montgomery]

try not to cum challenge: level impossible 😫

[szynkaaa]

Black Myth: Wukong OC Character Sheet

Stole this idea from @s0rr3l who put out THE MOST FUN AND CHARMING CHARACTER SHEET go check it out and give it a like and most importantly REBLOG

Name: ??? Nickname: "Oz" (奥兹, Àozī) Epiphet: Gourd girl; Travel Companion; The Bloodstained Constellation Age: mid-late 20s Height: 162cm / 5"3 ft

✦ Story ✦

An average (?) woman, who upon inheriting her great-grandfather's house, finds an ancient-looking pocket mirror in the attic. As it turns out, the pocket mirror is a gateway between two realms.

Upon being transported into another realm, she meets Yuan Shoucheng, who has foreseen her arrival centuries ago. The pocket mirror sports few cracks now and is not usable until it is fixed.

Oz also gets a crash course into her family history - she is a direct descendant of an immortal that served the Celestial Court as a [Bloodbender]. Her ancestor escaped her clan's massacre by using the pocket mirror to escape into another realm. As it turns out, Oz may have inherited more than just the unusual eyes and hair color from her ancestor.

In this world, there is no such thing as coincidences. Every event has been foretold in the stars. Fate and destinies have a funny way to catch up to you, and for Oz, it is time to fulfill a long-forgotten promise...

Oz is available as a permanent companion upon meeting Yuan Shoucheng on the Black Wind Mountain.

After Oz joins, her personal side quest << I Take the Long Way Home >> automatically unlocks. Several other hidden quests can be unlocked after meeting certain requirements.

✦ Skills, Stats and Abilities ✦

As you travel through the different lands, with each new chapter and optional side-quests completed, Oz stats can be upgraded, and new abilities can be unlocked. Oz acts as a support role in the Destined One's journey. Completing secret-quests and uncovering Oz's family history, it may unlock special abilities for the travel companion.

Role Being the Destined One's travel companion, Oz is in charge of documenting their journey and on gourd duty. This includes, but is not limited to:

Gourd refilling duty

Retrieving wills and yaoguai spirits

Testing brews and soaks [unlocks in upon rescuing Shen Monkey on Black Wind Mountain]

Foraging and gathering ingredients for pill making [unlocks upon meeting Xu Dog in Yellow Wind Ridge]

Gathering seeds and foraging [unlocks upon meeting Chen Loong in the New West]

Abilities

Strength (9) [ We're Getting Stronger Now ] Coming from a world where combat skills are not needed in order to survive, the Travel Companion would not last long in combat against enemies. Do not stray too far away from the Destined One. While climbing up high walls is not much of a challenge for Oz, she would not last long in a battle.

Dexterity (14) [ I'm Still On That Tightrope ] Well poised and balanced and crafty with her hands, the Travel Companion does not have much difficulty traversing through difficult terrains. Has a good aim at hitting stationary targets upon successfully sneaking up on enemies. Has a 30% chance of hitting moving targets too

Constituion (15) [ Drank My Poison All Alone ] [Bloodborne] Inherited abilities from her ancestor, the Travel Companion has immunity against most poison. Poison damage may sometimes temporary stagger her for a few seconds. Cannot get drunk from alcohol. Almost never gets sick. Injuries received heal at a much faster rate.

Intelligence (15) [ Trying to Solve the Puzzles In My Head ] Escape room and crime dinner enthusiast, Oz is able to understand new tasks and ideas quickly and is a fast learner. Fairy good at "Explain this to me like I'm five", a skill that has proven to be useful when explaining modern-world things to the Destined One. Learns from her own and other people's mistake.

Wisdom (15) [ All the Wisest Women Had to Do It This Way ] The Travel Companion is able to read people and situations well - a very useful skill when Oz is traveling with the Destined One. He may not talk, but Oz is able to determine his moods or what he wants to communicate by his body and tail language. It's the little things and hints to look out for.

Charisma (12) [ Oh, We're Invisible ] While more introverted, the Travel Companion is not a stranger to social cues and knows what to say to the right people or how to push someone's button. She stands out with her unnatural hair color, but has a knack to disappear in the background and go unnoticed.

Skill The following list are skills that Oz has from the start

Acrobatics [ Climbed Right Back Up That Cliff ] As an avid rock climber, the Travel Companion is able to scale dangerous high walls and cliffs without protective gears. By scaling up high areas and synchronizing with at focus areas, Oz is able to unlock area maps. Can be upgraded later to have higher chances of performing a perfect dodge.

Stealth [ We Snuck Into the Circus ] Light and fast on her feet despite the platform boots, the Travel Companion is able to sneak around undetected, or approach enemies from behind to lower their guard and enable the Destined One to land critical hits. Can be upgraded later to steal things from enemies or slip things into their pockets during combat.

Perception [ Had to Listen to All This Drama ] The embodiment of "I don't want to be part of this drama, I just want to know all the details", and coupled with her [Stealth] skills, the Travel Companion is a good asset in eavesdropping and listening into conversations from a good hiding spot. Sometimes lesser yaoguai may drop useful hints and information that may be helpful in completing our objective. Can be upgraded later to spot hidden spots, secret doorways or important objects that are quest relevant.

Spells Oz does not have a [Mana] bar, the spells usage are tied to her [ Health ] bar. [Health] bar can be refilled by giving her food.

Bloodbending [ Marked Me Like a Bloodstain ] An unnatural ability that laid dormant inside Oz until she started journeying with the Destined One as his Travel Companion. For more information on the ancestor's bloodbending, please refer to this post. Spell unlocks when finishing the hidden quest << Poison Blood From the Wound of the Pricked Hand >>

Can manipulate her own blood to use as weapons. Takes a % of her [Health] to turn into small sharp weapons and can throw it at enemies to take them out from the distance. The lower her [Health], the higher the corrosive nature of her blood, and can do more damage. Spell can be upgraded to turn wounded enemy's blood into weapons and use it.

Can control other living creatures blood and use them like puppets to do your bidding. Does not cost Health, however, leaves the Travel Companion vulnerable to be attacked by others. Only able to control smaller creatures at first. Can level up skills to be able to control bigger creatures.

Each time Oz bends blood that is not her own, it raises her [Bloodlust] level.

Stardust Tears [ Eyes Full of Stars ] Tears that resemble stars and stardust with incredible healing properties. It is said that drinking [Stardust Tears] can heal any illness patch up even the worst cuts and injuries in an instant. Highly sought out by immortals and yaoguai alike. Can be upgraded to being able to see through transformations.

After meeting Xu Dog, he can use [Stardust Tears] to craft elixirs for the Destined One that will boost his Health, Mana and Stamina by 25% for a long duration. The amount of elixirs he can craft depends on how many << Hidden Memories>> have been unlocked.

✦ Inventory ✦ Oz starts out with 5 inventory slots. Upon completing a special quest in the New West, the Travel Companion can obtain a special blue bag that seems to be bigger on the inside...

Moleskine Journal and Fountain Pen: Perhaps a fountain pen might not have been the best choice of writing utensil to document their travel, but for some reason it seems like the ink will not get wash away upon contact with water. Curious indeed.

Gourd: Yuan Shoucheng claims it belongs to her ancestor.

Broken Pocket Mirror: Very pretty exterior, the mirror itself is cracked and cannot be used to travel between worlds. Looking at the pocket mirror gives Oz a sense of deja-vu...

Sunglasses: The Destined One wishes he had shades like this. Perfect for traversing through the desert, or the snowy landscape.

✦ Endings ✦

Normal Ending: Completing << I Take the Long Way Home >> quest, the pocket mirror gets repaired, Oz goes home and goes on with her life, and gets to see Taylor Swift.

Secret Ending: Triggered by completing all Hidden Memories quests.

Bad Ending: Triggered after Oz's bloodlust status crosses a certain threshold.

[dragonanon]

Sinner!S/O: Going ham, murdering angels

Satan: Isn't she beautiful?

Mammon: Yeah she's a real hott-

Satan: Stop looking at her.

Ahsuwjwkw- Canon interaction~

Satan makes NO attempt to stop Mammon from hitting on you, because he knows you’ll beat the shit out of him and it makes him laugh every time you knock that shitty clown the fuck out.

[markster666]

GUYS IM FUCKING LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY FUCKING GOD (credit to rainbowesprimkle on TikTok)

Video: https://youtu.be/BHQrZZSHwhY?si=ny2qxL00buLGQlCk

[auco]

" you- " ━━━ palm pressed to the table from where she stands propped, hong yen glares at him, weary and bristling like a cat as she huffs. there's a finger pointed in accusation, the other hand unoccupied by bracing her weight. " these are mushy! i should've done it myself if i knew you would turn it to paste. "

"Why's that?" Gruff and falsely tough as ever, Aki glares holes into the others head. "Do we have a problem?" Low voice is currently demanding an answer- black hair currently hanging past his shoulders. He has no trouble with showing his thorns as he crosses his arms. "Whatever. Come on. Eat your veggies."

[pinacoladamatata]

Why does Solas have a large quantity of raisins in the lighthouse? Uh Because?? His diet is apparently exclusively salted meat and cheese?? He needs fiber he's constipated???

[royalarchivist]

Baghera: Hee hee hee!

Jaiden: The edits are coming! Where it's like- wait, let me get a good- a good like, shot of like- [starts singing a hardcore song]

Baghera: Oh yeah, and now I need to put this on on my [mumbled] Oh, yeah yeah yeah! I love this.

[Jaiden and Baghera start singing and rocking out together and laugh]

Jaiden: Yeah! You're so cool!

Baghera: [Unintelligable voice-cracking] Oh, you know-

Jaiden: [Circling around Baghera like she's a camera person] Just getting the 360...

Baghera: It's just- I'm used to be like that. Just because I don't care. Yeah, I never care about anything!

Aypierre: Is it... K-pop?

[icyfox17]

kiloran

"Please," the vigilante speaks again, tearing Bobby's eyes away from the wound and back to his mask. "No hospitals." And, fuck, Bobby can't say no to him. It'll—it'll be okay. "Okay," he says, and he's surprised at how steady his voice is. "No hospitals. But you can't pass out on me now, okay? I need to go to the bathroom to grab supplies. You have to stay awake." - Or, Buck gets shot and the only person he trusts enough to go to is Bobby. That, however, does not mean that Bobby knows who he is.

Pairing: Evan "Buck" Buckley & Bobby Nash Tags: Alternate Universe - Superheroes/Superpowers, Hurt/Comfort, Whump, Gunshot Wounds, Evan "Buck" Buckley Whump, Protective Bobby Nash, Worried Bobby Nash, Bobby Nash is Evan "Buck" Buckley's Parent, POV Bobby Nash, Vigilante Evan "Buck" Buckley, Civilian Bobby Nash, they are both still firefighters tho:) Complete | 2,380 words | Read on Ao3

[apothecastti]

it took me

TWO HOURS.

TO BEAT VIDE.

TWO

HOURS

I am going to start biting

[crushedsweets]

Does nina know that kate is sensitive to lights?

yes! everyone's pretty aware of it. kate is constantly covering her eyes and squinting and cussing at people for suddenly turning on the lights around her with no warning. she's grateful the forest is so dense and blocks out so much sun. eventually toby gets her a hat... he tried sunglasses but she said they look stupid. eventually, her eyes get less sensitive as slendy has less of a chokehold on her, but theyre still sentitive.

as for nina, she's generally pretty careful about it. gets a privacy screen so she can scroll on her phone with kate besides her, but her screen appears dark/black for kate. her apartment is littered with dim lamps, fairylights, and candles, rather than the big lights. she prefers evenings/night life anyway, so if she wants to take kate somewhere, she picks places that are 24/7 or open late. she has had to frantically apologize for accidentally taking pictures with flash, though