#help it’s so hot outside

[seiwas]

for writing game, iwaizumi + assistance <3

hope this sparks some inspo and thank you in advancee

hi there!! thanks for sending in a prompt 🫶

contains: friends to lovers (ish), halloween parties, reader is dressed as catwoman, expletives, iwaizumi is thiiiiis 🤏 close to murdering seijoh4 (jk)

iwaizumi + assistance

this is a set-up.

iwaizumi knows he shouldn't have fucking believed anything the boys "promised" him back when they assigned him this costume.

the suit is fucking tight, spandex digging into his groins and all other crevices that definitely should be aired out after after a few hours. he's had to constantly readjust his stance almost every few minutes, the black fabric compressing his thighs and torso, significantly constricting the range of motion his shoulders and arms are typically used to. if anything else, it could double up as a back brace from how rigidly straight it's kept his posture all night.

he'll give it to makki though; he did outdo himself sourcing this year's costumes―this batman set looks pretty damn legit.

except for one tiny problem.

there's no fucking pee hole. it's a zip-up, zip-down one-piece situation. and that normally wouldn't be a problem, except that oikawa "accidentally" knocked over a cocktail straight into his pants, the sickeningly sweet liquid now seeping straight into the fabric and past his boxers―cold and sticky as it touches his skin.

and so, the problem: his pants are wet, it makes him want to fucking pee, and coincidentally, the only vacant bathroom is across the hall, at your apartment.

this is why he believes this is a set up. that, and the fact that you're dressed in an outfit strikingly similar―just with cat ears.

he's been asked five times in this party if you're in matching couple outfits.

it catches him off guard, flusters him because of how badly he wants to say yes. but, you're just friends, and he doesn't even think you like him that way (despite mattsun and oikawa practically begging him to confess. makki tells him he thinks you're going to do it first).

so he politely smiles and says no, but you look good, your costume clinging to you in all the right places. thank fucking god he has a cape because he's pretty sure he spent the first 30 minutes in the party hiding his boner.

"hajime, it's fine, i swear," you stand beside him in front of the conveniently locked bathroom in oikawa's apartment. from the other side of the door, he's pretty sure he hears mattsun and his girlfriend mumbling. maybe fucking? who knows. "you can just use the bathroom in my apartment."

he glances at you before closing his eyes, contemplating, before finally agreeing to you.

"okay."

if he's being honest with himself, friends is definitely an incomplete label to what you are. as oikawa's neighbor, you are conveniently around all the time; and oikawa being oikawa, the ever-social butterfly, he's somehow managed to carve a space for you in the friend group.

(never mind the fact that oikawa's sniffed him out from the moment he first introduced you.)

you were a crush, then a friend, and now you're someone he picks up from work and drives back home three times a week, because he "has to train oikawa." you don't question it, even when you both know he stays over for dinner way past the gym's open hours.

"you know where it is," you open your apartment and urge him in.

"sorry again," he turns to face you.

"yeah, yeah, just pee!" you laugh, shoving him towards the bathroom door.

getting out of the suit is manageable, and he's able to wipe off a bit of the cocktail that's leaked to the suit and his boxers just to make sure it isn't gross and sticky when he gets home later. peeing is a big relief once he gets it over with, but it's when he has to suit up again that things become difficult.

stretching out the spandex one body part at a time is a workout in itself―the hardest task being when he has to pull it over his shoulders, adjusting it to fit properly over his arms and chest.

but then the zipper breaks.

and he truly thinks makki has fucked him over.

iwaizumi contemplates what to do next for a good, good while. he tries calling oikawa, only to no success every time; no way in hell is he calling mattsun in the middle of having sex. and calling makki isn't even an option; he'd never hear the end of it.

then you knock on the door, your voice soft and concerned as you ask, "hajime? you good in there?" you hit it spot on, too, "do you need help with your suit?"

iwaizumi presses his palms to his eyes. he's a rational man, straightforward and logical in thinking. there is literally no other option for him right now but to ask help from you. again.

fuck.

.

it's 30 minutes later when oikawa barges in your door, and the sight that greets him is iwaizumi in nothing but a hoodie (the hoodie you borrowed some time ago) and his boxers, with his hands on your waist as you hover your hairdryer over the crotch of his batman costume―cat headpiece off and all.

"you finally got together?!"

[morninkim]

As a show of good faith toward the remaining Decepticons at the beginning of a new, united Cybertron, newly appointed Senators Bumblebee and Soundwave allowed Shatter and Dropkick to enlist into Autobot City's Defense Team.

These two turned out to be... not the best choices.

The city may have fallen to Insurgent Decepticon occupation had it not been for young recruits Hot Rod and Arcee's accidental interception of Shatter's communication with the fugitive Starscream.

To replace the errant Defense Team members, Springer and Blurr were reassigned from Iacon to Autobot City in their stead.

[alaskan-wallflower]

steve and johnny both know italian (or a bit of it at least) because in my head johnny’s half italian, half latino and steve is like…really fuckin italian, his grandma immigrated from italy and she taught him some before she died when he was about twelve, and johnny picked up on some because his dad would swear/yell at him and his mom in italian, but then he just started trying to learn on his own for fun and because he didn’t want his only knowledge of that language to be from his dad. those two love gossiping behind peoples backs in italian. johnny teaches steve all the swears and stuff and steve helps johnny refine his. but if they wanna talk shit or just mess with the rest of the gang they’ll slip into it. they find it fun

[princedrewwrites]

there’s a part of me that wishes they had swapped Nahyuta and Phoenix’s role in Turnabout Revolution, so that Phoenix was the final boss instead of Ga’ran and Nahyuta was Apollo’s co-counsel. just swap it so Nahyuta tries to retrieve the Orb for Ga’ran (something like oh it’s a personal treasure not a national one) and make it so Ga’ran is holding Phoenix hostage or something

for one, I think it makes a nice narrative arc of Phoenix being the first client that Apollo defended -> him being the last lawyer Apollo defeats in court, which would also heighten the emotional stakes more

but also I think it have been better for Nahyuta’s character writing, because Nahyuta is a character we see under a very specific set of circumstances and we get maybe…5 minutes of him not under Ga’ran’s control? his character doesn’t get time to breathe. I think revealing the blackmail earlier and giving him a proper chance to defy Ga’ran/help the revolution would have helped to give him depth that actually comes from seeing him on screen, and not just being relayed by other characters. it would probably help flesh out his and Apollo’s relationship by having them interact on good terms for more than 5 minutes, and you could still make him the final defendant by having Phoenix/Ga’ran accuse him.

[holdup478]

Meeeep

First time rendering and fourth time drawing a side profile

Inspired by yurivverse on X

[copias-juicebox]

copias BIG ASS head.

Reblog if you agree.

[softnonsensesoftmind]

i’m just gonna drop this and then scurry away like a rat

[risustravelogue]

You know what, it's a good thing Alhaitham doesn't mind the cold. I'd set the AC on 20°C (or lower on hotter days) if I could.

"Why would you set it to a freezing cold temp when all you'd do is huddle under the blanket to warm yourself up?" he asked the first time he saw me do this.

"Because huddling under the blanket doesn't make me sweat buckets," was my answer. He hummed in approval, then slipped under the blanket to cuddle.

Kaveh, on the other hand, hates it when it's cold. I blame it on his slutty shirt. He prefers to set the AC to 25°C at the lowest.

"Not again! Why would you set it that low? I-- ACHOO! That's it, I'm out of here!" he'd say while storming off.

Needless to say, Alhaitham would have a triumphant smirk on his face every time this happened.

[icewindandboringhorror]

Recent life photos

[celestie0]

i’ve barely started my med school journey and i’m already chronically exhausted lmfao

[idontmindifuforgetme]

You guys don’t know how much yearning for Baghdad takes up of my mental real estate

[a-chilleus]

biggest problem with the sunflower lanyard is that it's bright green and ruins all my outfits

[galindatopland]

it's over 26°C at my mom's place and i am frankly going to melt elphaba style

[cream-and-tea]

the people should know that the only concrete justification i’ve come up with to keep fiver gravespeakertrilogy a man instead of hitting him with my girl beam is that if he wasn’t a guy there is no question in my mind that agnes would develop an all consuming deeply embarrassing crush on him that has potential to derail the entire plot

[anonprotagging]

had a dream that looker and anabel were at a waterpark and had to split up to cover more ground searching for a villain, but lysandre was there and he REALLY had it out for looker, like this mfer was literally setting up as many ways to kill him as possible (most of them involving the roller coasters and rides at the waterpark, and all of them cartoonishly convoluted) but looker just. kept being one step ahead every time (anabel keeping in touch with him over their earpieces helped)

so by the time they actually got to a face-to-face standoff, lysandre was literally SEETHING mad. like his face was red and he was gritting his teeth and there was practically steam coming out of his ears. meanwhile looker and anabel were completely unfazed. not even blinking. just arms crossed, side by side, looking sternly up at this furious man towering over them DJFHDJDJSDJ

(they were also in the lord of the rings part of the dream earlier but I don't remember what they did there. 😳)

[chained-sweater]

shelderson in picrew. 🥺

bob is on the left and randy's on the right.