#help im having a crisis with my profile rn

[sockmeat]

Elizabeth :333

[skythealmighty]

why am i just now finding out about thisisnotawebsitedotcom i feel a little stupid.. then again i dont have the Book of Bill so maybe im lucky to know about it ???

#rocket talk #gravity falls #miss this show. anyway twink cipher fuckign jumpscared me

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Why Flatland counts as an object show: an essay

Keep reading

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Why Flatland does NOT count as an object show: a rebuttal

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why flatland isnt an object show: its a book + movie you assholes

#this argument is fucking stupid its just flatland

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🔘 join-my-evil-polycule-deactivated08142020 asked: Im going to tear apart your circuitboard until its broken irreparably

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lol ok have fun w that 👍

also do u know any recipes for roasted pumpkin seeds the internets failing me rn and im cooking a big dinner for me and my bf

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Oh yeah sure https://www.jessicagavin.com/how-to-roast-pumpkin-seeds/#wprm-recipe-container-35845

🔘 join-my-evil-polycule-deactivated08142020

Wait why am I telling you this go die I hate you

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thx for the help!

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Date of origin: November 3rd, 2021

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~~Welcome to MePhoneX deletes your favs!!~~

I'm mod Xav (the only mod rn - -"), here to cause trauma to your favorite characters :)! PLEASE keep in mind that submissions will take a while to get to, because I have to photoshop out the limbs + background or even completely recreate someone's object if they're transparent!

The background flag is in the header and the X (recreated from an image of MePhoneX) I overlay on top is the profile picture if you want to make your own :) just @ this blog and I'll reblog it!

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RULES ABOUT SUBMISSIONS:

NO INANIMATE INSANITY CONTESTANTS. I would like to avoid Apollo's Dodgeball thanks (plus it's insensitive)

No algebralien or algebralien-adjacent characters! I love those guys too I get it but I honestly don't have a good method of 'deleting' them planned. Feel free to do it on your own time though!

If someone asks me to take down a submission with them in it I will do it without questions. This is for a variety of reasons, but I think you get it.

Alright, that's it! Have fun :)

#not xed out #mod xav #pinned post #your fav is #your fave is #mephone #mephonex #inanimate insanity #ii2 finale

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has anyone else wondered why this spaghetti code webbed site can connect across DIFFERENT UNIVERSES??? or is that just me

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follow for the same picture of my crab every day!!!!! look at him :D

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anonymous asked: greeny how does it feel to be technically a higher being than most other people on the site

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sir this is a wendys

#i didnt order an existential crisis today :(

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todays liveblog!! B)

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knife and suitcase made it to the finale!! hell yeah so proud of them

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balloons talk with suitcase didnt go so well :/ i hope they can get some alone time without anyone else so they can like talk properly next time

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mepad???

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oh i think the finale challenge is happening

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baseball looks worried but lightbulb's brushing him off :|

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ojs backing away from paper??? wh

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WHJDT THE FUCK

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WAIT I HAVENT SEEN SOAP IN A WHILE WHERE IS SHE???

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OH GOD

#mics ramblings #SOAP???!??

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anonymous asked: evil woman are so hot <3 i will do whatever you want queen

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Awwww, this means a lot to me, anon! Could you find Film Reel for me and doxx him? That would be really helpful <3

#He's been evading me #It's really annoying #Hard to take over the world when I have to worry about him 🙄

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WHY DO I KEEP GETTING SENT ASKS ABOUT PREGNANCY?!

#I'M GOING TO QUIT TUMBLR AT THIS RATE.

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if this fuckass hand keeps showing up at the edge of my vision i'm going to hit something

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#maybe hes in love with you

what the hell is wrong with you.

[scariusaquarius]

hello dear, how are you? hope u good ♥︎ now, there's this one song that says "she said fuck me like i'm famous and i said okay", and i was wondering if you could write a leon kennedy x reader in which reader is famous in some area (a singer maybe) and she meets leon and ends up having a night with him (yk what i mean, smut nd stuff....). only if you feel like, of course! also, feel free to do however you may prefer! (imagine drabble or whatever) thankss.

I did this as a blurb because i'm too deep in my crisis to be able to write any huge fics rn rip i need my emotional support kennedick and i do NOT HAVE HIM SDFKJASDL;FJ this is actually kinda sad and im sorry askdfjas;ldfkj

WARNING: EROTIC CONTENT UNDER THE CUT <3

It was almost surreal to have you in a bed with him like this, your fingers digging into his skin to create little indents that would disappear like he would have to in the morning. While Leon hated the same cycle of getting into some strangers bed, fucking them like he loved them, and then disappearing as if he never existed...Leon was sure that this bed he was in, the silk feeling soft and like home, would be his last.

You were such a sweet and young little thing; a youthful 25 year old flower to his wilted garden of 40 years and counting. An up-and-coming celebrity due to your beautiful singing; an important figure, famous, high-profile, so you were the riskiest sexcapade that Leon had yet.

But he enjoyed the fact that he was making you sing in a way that not many people were given the honor of hearing.

Really, it had been an accident that he found himself in your home, lying naked in your bedroom with you bouncing up and down his cock like you were so desperate to feel his cock make you cum. Leon hadn't meant to sit down next to you, to have you buy him drinks and get him tipsy enough to want to fuck your cute little body, but Leon wasn't going to exactly say no to free drinks, right?

he'd only been in it for the drinks, that's what he told himself. You were holding onto his hands, his large and warm palms keeping you steady as you bounced and gyrated, the bed creaking and shaking from the enthusiasm within your movements, and Leon wasn't sure when the last time he had such a playful, fun partner.

You were giggling as you bounced, blessed little moans and cute giggled whimpers leaving your lipstick-smeared lips, and Leon was addicted to the absolute pleasure that you were showing him. Was sex with him really that fun? Were you actually really enjoying yourself? It made Leon feel so good yet guilty because he knew this wasn't something that could continue. He'd have to pack up and leave before you ever realized he was gone.

Safety precaution; he was just trying to protect you.

Right?

Leon couldn't help but moan as your walls tightened around him. He'd stayed for too long already; came in you twice already, but he just didn't want to stop. He wanted to keep filling you up over and over and that was dangerous in itself.

Was 'love at first fuck' even possible? Maybe it was the alcohol. He was just drunk...maybe sex drunk too. You were whining, cumming all over him, and Leon clutched onto your hands as if they were a lifeline.

'Keep cumming. Keep fucking me. Don't make me leave just yet.'

Maybe god was on his side for once because you just gave him a devilish little grin, tilting your head as your grip on his hands softened and hips slowly swirled, his cock twitching, and Leon wondered how bad it would be to make a simple exception.

In the morning, he'd be gone, his side of the bed cold, but there would a simple reminder of his presence beside the ache and cum that would be in your body: a simple note with his name and number and a 'stay safe, doll' printed in beautiful cursive.