#help i love kyle
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Ok I did a post on my headcanons for OrangeJuiceVerse Stan not too long ago, and uhhhhh itâs Kyleâs turn.
⢠This mf has a whole complex about needing to âsaveâ everyone around him, his whole life, and his partner receives the height of that. Kenny also got the brunt of it for a time, and Kyle considered himself and Stan to be their friendâs surrogate parents. He still worries, even though Kenny is a self made man later.
⢠on a similar note, Kyle is particularly protective of those he cares for, but not really himself. Once, in middle school, Cartman thought he was being funny and called Stan a âwashed up alcoholic just like his fatherâ and Kyle FUCKING DECKED HIM. It took half the schoolyard to break them up, and landed him in anger management counseling for a hot minute. That incident was also what triggered Cartman to work on himself a little, and Kyle will always be proud of that.
⢠For a while, Kyle was EXTREMELY pissed that he never grew taller than 5â7, and was the smallest on the basketball team until the one season Kenny joined, and he actually resented Sheila for giving him âshort angry ginger genesâ but he doesnât mind so much when he grows up. He is still terrified of being perceived as weak, though.
â˘that whole thing gets worse whenever he has a bad leg day, and he deflects onto those around him harder than ever when heâs feeling vulnerable. Heâs pretty guarded by nature, and hates needing help sometimes.
â˘the guy has ocd. It shows itself more when heâs stressed.
â˘IS NOT a fan of the outdoors, but puts up with hikes and camping trips for Stanâs sake.
â˘if you ask what his biggest fear is, heâll usually say something along the lines of ânot leaving an impact on the worldâ. OJV Kyle needs to be needed, and genuinely tries to be a positive influence. (Btw if u ask Stan the same question, he says âlosing Kyleâ) fuck.
â˘Kyle is THE number one hypeman for his friends, and especially his partner, and he can talk up a storm about any of them. Heâs just so proud of everyone in his life, and gets way too worked up.
â˘he tends to overthink everything, particularly back in high school, with his relationship with Stan. However, he did make the first move, newly confident and smitten after his super best friend was so supportive and sweet during his eating disorder treatment. He asked if he could kiss him, Stan said yes, they kissed, Stan said âthanks, dudeâ, burst into tears, and then Kyle laughed as he held him. The moment was mentioned in their wedding speeches, and Stan cried again. Kyle holds that kiss close to his heart forever.
â˘Kyle HATES when people shut him out, because how is he supposed to be there for them otherwise? He gets scared every time Stan goes through a Sad Sack episode, because he canât lose him either.
â˘diabetic Kyle frfr, and after the ed, he got a dexcom. Cartman called him a âjewbotâ, and that was the last time Kyle kicked his ass. He does like not having to inject his insulin himself, but hates the constant reminder on his body that heâs stuck with a condition he canât get rid of.
â˘Stan and Kenny participated in blood drives whenever they could as teenagers and in college, and while Kyle couldnât for obvious reasons, he was there to drive them to and from, make sure they ate, and to make way too big a deal about it. The two of them, and even Cartman, donated in his name senior year, just so he could still get a red cord for graduation. He cried in public, and felt embarrassed.
â˘NEVER considered himself to be that much of an animal person, but when Stan came home with a little brown cat heâd already dubbed âMooseâ for the sake of being funny, Kyle fell in love. He likes having something to take care of that wonât object to his overbearingness.
â˘he loves to play video games but DESPISES anything puzzle based. As smart as he is, he gets frustrated easily and happily lets Stan take over anything that doesnât have explicit instructions.
â˘speaking of instructions, heâs a great cook and picked up a love of it growing up. His mother taught him all she knows, and the precise nature of baking in particular calms him.
â˘his love language is ABSOLUTELY words of affirmation, and he has that in common with Tweek. Stan can be incredibly oblivious sometimes, and Kyleâs had more than a few breakdowns over the years about having to ask to be told heâs doing a good job, that heâs a worthwhile person, and his heart breaks every time Stan gets apologetic over not validating him enough. He was unbelievably giddy that Stan said âI love youâ first.
â˘Kyle didnât think heâd like pet names, but being called âbabyâ, and âdarlingâ make him melt. âDudeâ is also something that gained a romantic meaning, and holy shit he goes wild for Stan calling him âmy loveâ in elvish. They love roleplaying, especially Stanâs nerd ass, but Kyle is competitive about not being the first to break character. Usually all it takes is Kyle being tender with his âknightâ for Stan to lose it, and itâs hilarious.
â˘he pretends to hate the dumbass puns Stan makes whenever something needs fixing around the house, but the toolbelt, rolled up sleeves, and yes, the jokes about âdrillingâ get him hot and bothered. Not quite as much as the elf king/ knight roleplay, but STILL.
â˘theyâre both incredibly loud during sex. Their first time was awkward and took hours to figure out, and Mister Brightside was playing once they got the hang of it. He also loves that Stan letâs him take the lead when it comes to intimacy, never wanting to let Kyle feel at the mercy of a bigger man unless he explicitly asks for it. They check in with each other constantly and itâs very sweet. Moose is not allowed in the room until theyâre both dressed again.
â˘Kyle runs hot when he sleeps but doesnât like to walk around shirtless. He runs hot in general, really, which is why Kenny and Stan clung to him all the time growing up in the snow. Will not turn the heat on in his car unless itâs truly below freezing.
â˘so. The orange juice thing. The Kyle Matthew Broflovski Special came into existence because even though he CONSISTENTLY denies it, heâs rather picky and prone to nostalgia. His favorite cup is cracked and faded, but the Terrance and Phillip on the side are still clear as day in his heart. He claims that nothing gets his blood sugar up when itâs too low like orange juice with seven ice cubes and a pinch of salt, other than the sweet kiss from Stan he receives along with it.
â˘started off in premed in college, but his first psychology class had him hooked. Any way he can help other people, heâs there.
â˘quit the basketball team senior year of hs for a few reasons. He was nose to the grindstone academically, wasnât the player he used to be prior to fucking up half the tendons in his knee, and though heâd never tell him, the main reason he quit when he did was in solidarity with Stan. Because Stan broke his throwing arm early into his last ever football season, and Kyle wasnât about to let him miss out on sports alone. He was always a little jealous about how well his boyfriend healed from that, but the pair had always been that way. Stan bounced back where Kyle didnât, and vice versa.
â˘after that first AA meeting he attended with Stan, he didnât drink for a long time. Partly out of support (and fear) but partly because he didnât know if that was allowed and he didnât want to ask. It wasnât until Kenny and Marjâs wedding a few months later, when Kenny apologized profusely for not thinking about the open bar being a potential trigger, and Stan assuring him that it was fine, that he wasnât upset and wouldnât care if others around him drank, that Kyle had a few glasses of wine. He then proceeded to let the love of his life fuck him over the hotel counter, twist his bad knee in his tipsy carelessness, and allow his knight in shining armor to carry him to the truck the next morning. They both found it funny, Kyle letting go in celebration like he had, but their own wedding was strictly dry. Randy was kicked out by an angry Kyle halfway through the reception for daring to bring a flask. Craig and Kyle have outstanding bistro meetups when their husbands are at AA. they donât order more than a few drinks.
⢠People tend to cry a lot around him, but he likes being their safe space. With the kids at the school where he works, and with his friends and husband.
â˘Kyle came out as gay in 8th grade, first to Stan, then to his mom, and then to the rest of the people in his life. No one was even a little surprised, but he didnât care. Kenny was already out as pan, Marj following shortly after with accepting that she was actually a girl, and Stan had admitted that he wasnât particularly straight shortly before confessing his feelings to Kyle. Wendy knew before him, which Kyle was only a little offended by.
â˘he acts like he hates being told heâs attractive, but is actually really insecure and slightly vain about his appearance. That wasnât the reason behind the high school ed, even though some people (Cartman) thought it was. General feelings of inferiority, overcompensation; Kyleâs all to familiar with the lingo.
â˘OLDEST. DAUGHTER. COMPLEX. Kyleâs not a daughter, but the baggage of that mindset with him is wild.
â˘stress cleans. Stan can usually get him to calm down, but heâs the only one who can.
â˘his relationship with Cartman changed dramatically as they grew up, and his longtime frenemy had his own way of caring by the time they all were teenagers. He was still blunt and crass, an asshole, but maintained that HE was the only one allowed to rip on the guys. Kyle actually stopped calling him âfatassâ for a while after outpatient, until Cartman complained about him being an âoverly sensitive little anorexic bitch nowâ and that âhe wasnât a snowflake like thatâ. That exchange was what told him that Cartman was just as reluctant for anything to change as he was.
â˘heâs really close with Wendy and Bebe, Tolkien, Clyde, everyone from their class really. His original friend group, now with the addition of Craig and Tweek, will always be the closest.
â˘Kyle was the one who suggested the apartment complex that he and Stan moved to after college. The older couples who lived there were more than happy to meet some âyoung folksâ, and they all do fireworks and a parking lot party on holidays. Stan mans the grill unless Kenny drives down to join, and wears Kyleâs stupid Star of David apron. Itâs hot, and he definitely gets rewarded for it after the celebrations die down.
â˘Kyle still doesnât keep kosher, because he doesnât like to stare at ingredients and nutrition information on packaging, which Stan refers to as âthe food loreâ. If something might be iffy for him as a diabetic, whoever heâs with checks, and only tells him enough to know if heâs going to need to compensate medically. He started attending synagogue more often after Stan started his sobriety journey, and definitely maintains his faith. Itâs comforting to believe in a higher power, even if that means relenting some control.
â˘the âStyle Weddingâ is an odd mix of traditional and non traditional things, naturally, but Kyle wears a yarmulke with his elf king crown and smashes the glass after vows. They cut the cake with a sword from the scabbard Stan wore with his suit, and The Reins of Castamere is strictly forbidden from the dj station. Kyle sometimes wishes they wouldâve splurged for New Zealand for the honeymoon, but they wanted to take that particular trip when they were older.
⢠Kyle gets oddly close with Shelley over the years, and doesnât complain that she calls him âturdlingâ. Itâs nice to have an older sibling, and they truly argue like siblings.
â˘speaking of, Ike and Stan RELISH in being obnoxious on rp games. Kyle will wake up for water at 3 am to hear Stan in the office talking in a ridiculous accent and wander in to watch him wreak havoc on an innocent gta server as âMattress Mikeâ or something. Itâs really cute how into roleplay his husband can get, especially teamed up with his nuisance of a little brother.
â˘Kyle thinks heâs a good driver, but the road rage is terrifying. Heâs a fantastic passenger princess, though.
â˘he can out argue everyone on this planet excluding his mother, and WILL. Heâs not very big or intimidating, but heâs scarily smart and goes for the throat. When he and Stan fight, itâs incredibly petty and doesnât last long, but they know each other too well not to know how to cut deep. Kyle regrets his part in any conflict every time.
⢠At his core, Kyle cares too much about everything. Is that a bad thing? Sometimes. But more often than not, itâs something he likes about himself.
This is so many hcs Iâm sorry lmao but just⌠KYLE
and hereâs the link to OrangeJuiceVerse if anyoneâs down, itâs my favorite ongoing au that Iâve come up with
#south park#fandom#sp fanfiction#style au#ao3 shit#my shit#headcanons#help i love kyle#i had to#this is so much#but like style#Iâm such a Kyle gremlin#ramblings#PastorCraigEnjoyer#series#OrangeJuiceVerse#totally not even sorry#this is so long
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GL stands for green lantern but it can also stand for Girls Love and so begins my 'lets turn them all into women' brainrot
#dc comics#green lantern#kyle rayner#guy gardner#my bffsie helped me out with guys hair and name and also assigning kyle a name. mwah i love u#nevertheless uh. Wamen. am i right!#more to come..soon...rubbing my lesbian hands evilly#changed up a bit for kyle because seeing as hes a geek in canon i thought itd be cute for her gear to look like classic megaman
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Bored out of their minds waiting for the helo
#call of duty modern warfare 2#cod mw2#cod soap#cod gaz#john soap mactavish#kyle gaz garrick#cod fanart#I. do not understand forearm muscles. please help.#also I haven't drawn Gaz in so long <3 I love how he turned out#I make him wear this sleeveless hoodie a lot... idk it just feels like something he would wear#these are really fun to do and they only take like and hour maybe 90 mins#i feel like i can focus more on anatomy when its not a whole comic
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KYLE GALLNER PHOTOGRAPHED BY MELODIE MCDANIEL
#kyle gallner#photography#editorial#lord help me i love editing out gratuitous fade on photos#*turns up the saturation and contrast*
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i love south park the show famously about four best friends who have sleepovers and are super nice to each other all the time amen
#this sat in my drafts for a bit beacuse i wasnt sure how i felt about it#but you know what ? lifes too short man#post that art !!!!#there is subliminal messaging here if you dont look that hard whatsoever btw#kyle broflovski#eric cartman#stan marsh#kenny mccormick#the broship#i love tagging that it helps no one but idc teehee#south park#south park fanart#sp fanart#zoot.posts#zoot.draws
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may i offer you some kyle in these trying times
#south park#kyle brovlofski#in other news i went to a paramore concert last night#i fucking love you paramore#literally so fun#anyways#cant stop thinking about the sp band au#send help#and by help i mean ask me about my sp band au#me and my friend have created seriously such a big story around it#im mentally ill probably#astralred art
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i got a loaded imagination being fired by girls' talk
#i like short haired selina as much as the next dyke but 40s hairstyles have a GRIP on me and i LOVE the midcentury timewarp in btas ok#i'm also trying to help lois not serve so much mia fey. serious movie magic going on in stas keeping that miniskirt where it needs to be#art#dc#lois lane#selina kyle#catwoman#btas#stas#kylane
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Spoiling Kyle. He needs to know how loved he is.
cw: Gaz x reader, latine!reader, transmasc!reader, established relationship, bdsm dynamics, praise, spanish terms of endearment, reader's genitals are referred to as "cock," âdick,â and "pussy", oral & anal (Kyle receiving), please let me know if i've missed anything! word count: 3958
âRepeat the rules back to me, please.â
âI move and you stop, hands to myself,â Kyle responds, each word breathier than the last.
âThatâs right, mi vida,â you smile down at him, hand gently caressing the curve of his ass, light fingers trailing over the seam of where his thigh meets the plush of his cheeks. He canât see you with his face buried into the bedding under him, his ass high in the air for you, but the honey in your voice is enough to have him arching deeper. âAlways so beautiful, Kyle.â
His thighs tremble with the force of holding himself still, thick muscle twitching, and the sweat along his back glitters in the low light of the bedroom. You can hear him swallow loudly before he speaks, âYouâll undress too?â
Your hands continue to roam, keeping touches light to test his stillness, âWould you like me to?â
Kyle nods as eagerly as he can with his face crushed to the bed, hands flexing open and closed in concentration. You keep an eye on him as you shed your clothes, using the moment to also pull your box of equipment for the night from under the nightstand and onto the bed.
âSo good, speaking up, telling me what you want,â the warmth of your words has him practically keening, his cock hanging heavy between his thighs. You reach down to give him a slow tug with your hand and his breathing stutters, precum blooming and dripping to stain the bed. He arches just a tiny bit deeper as he feels you position your body behind him, not enough for it to count as movement, but to present himself more fully to you. âWant to spoil you rotten,â you breathe into his skin as you nip at his ass, inching closer to his hole with open-mouth kisses.Â
Youâve only just started and already heâs so lost in the sensations, his body heaving with every breath, his lips parted for the little moans you pry from him. Itâs a fucking blessing to have such a gorgeous man splayed out like this in front of you, and an even bigger gift to know heâs yours. Tonight, youâre determined to make him feel just how appreciated he is, how loved, how wanted.
âColor?â you pause, your mouth a hairâs breadth away from his sweet hole. The way it twitches makes your heart swell and your pussy drip.
âGreen. Very green.â
You reward him with a slow lick, your tongue held broad against his flesh, and a guttural sound rips from his mouth. His cock is so hard you can feel the deep throb of it in your palm. When he quiets down a little, you give another lick. He shudders under you and this time you donât wait for him to still. Lick after lick, your hand working his length, you take in every little sound Kyle makes. Every sigh, every whimper, every stuttered breath. You canât help but smile against his skin, proud of the joy heâs getting out of this.Â
Once heâs pliant under you, his body rocking gently to keep pace with your mouth, you begin to push your tongue into him. Half a laugh escapes him, and he instinctively pushes against you for more. Heâs too fucking delicious to be punished for it, so you let out a little hum against him, appreciating the way he grinds into your hand.
âDonât need to hold back, sweetheart,â it comes out jumbled, but you donât care, you just need to delve deeper into him with your tongue.
âCanât,â his voice raw, âWanna feel you.â
You move your hand to cup his balls, gently squeezing and tugging, âYou will. Not stopping at one.â
With that, Kyle relaxes further into the bedding, inching his thighs further apart to give you more access. Again, you push deeper, thrusting into him with your thick tongue and only pulling back out to swirl and caress. The slick sounds of your hand on his cock only get louder with the spit running down from your mouth and all the precum heâs producing. Itâs lovely, the wet clicking of your touch and the deepening moans falling from his mouth.
You feel him stiffen further, so close to orgasm, broken sobs bursting out of him. So when his hand reaches around to press your face deeper into him, you take the instruction. Pushing your tongue as deep as it will go, you focus on stroking him all the way through, reveling in the way the man jerks and trembles under you. Kyle is loud as he cums, his moaning long and drawn out, drowning in the feel of your hand on his cock and your tongue in his ass. His ears ring a little bit from the force of his orgasm, the world muted around him, his panting the only sound existing. You gently remove yourself from him, letting him collapse on his side, knees too weak to support him.
âColor?â your own voice rough as you lick your hand clean.
Kyle lays there for a moment, not saying a word, eyes zeroed in on your mouth and fingers, heavy breaths moving his chest.Â
âKyle?â
âGreen.â
âThank you.â
He reaches for you, bringing you down to lay next to him. Taking care to cover the wet spot on the bedding with his own body, he pulls you into him, seeking your warmth in his glow. You cradle his head against your chest, peppering his forehead with kisses and compliments.Â
âDid so good. What a beautiful boy. So lovely and sweet.â
He melts against you, letting the quiet take over for a moment. Itâs a pleasant near-silence you both inhabit, the only sounds coming from your ragged breathing and the quiet static of skin brushing against skin. A giggle escapes you when you notice heâs still hard.
âReady for the next one?â
Kyle nods. His hand snakes down your side, over the curve of your hip, staring at your visibly hard cock, but you stop him before he can reach your pussy. You giggle again at the whimper he lets out.
âTonight is about you, precioso. Weâll get there later.â
He looks up at you with such hopeful eyes that you canât help but kiss him. Those sweet lips greet you eagerly, following your motions in adoration, tongue peeking out to seek yours. He groans at the taste, his chest rumbling with affection. Heâll never get enough of you, of the taste of you. And when itâs combined with his? Itâs evidence of you two coming together, how could he not love it.Â
You break from his hold, your kisses drifting over his jaw and down the column of his throat. The quick little nips you give there have him gasping. With a dip to the side, you bring your mouth to the stretchmarks on his chest and shoulders, tracing the pattern with your lips, teeth gently scraping. Your path continues down, your tongue laving at the curve of his tits, mouth wrapping first around one nipple and then the other. You take your time there, sucking, biting, teasing with your tongue until you see his shaking hands flutter to clutch at the bedding, the stunted jerk of his hips rocking your body. His nipples are swollen and tender by the time you raise your head, and you canât help but smile at him, reveling in his grunt as you reach up to roll his left nipple with your fingers.Â
âSuch a wonderful boy.â
Following the lovely trail of hair, you make your way down his body, kissing and licking and biting, savoring the salt of his skin. A compliment sprouts from your lips each time he makes a sound because heâs so good, so pretty, taking all this love so well. Kyle can barely keep his hands to himself when your mouth reaches his hip, his fingers twisting into the bedding, the warmth of his panting breaths hitting you. You nuzzle into the dip of where his thigh meets his hip and bite at the lush fat of his body, not hard enough to leave a mark, but hard enough for him to wish you had. One of his hands lifts towards you, and you freeze as it comes closer. The pause is enough for him to remember, groaning as he pulls his hand back.Â
Kneeling between his legs, your elbows nudge at his knees to open wider, and he immediately obliges. You take a moment to look at him. Heâs fucking stunning. His eyes are a little glazed over, moving over your body in anticipation. Those lips you love so much are swollen from your kisses, spit slick making them shine. All along his body, you can see little patches of raised bumps on his skin, temporary marks of where your teeth sunk in with love. His cock jerks at your attention, weeping precum. Little shivers wrack his body, the motion of his breathing making the sweat coating him glisten.
âHow did I ever get so lucky?â
Before he can say anything, you bend to take Kyleâs length into your mouth, as deep as you can manage. A choked sound spills from him at the warmth of your mouth, his cock gently following the curve of your throat as you take him deeper. You lift up, gently suckling, to see a dreamy smile on his face. It doesnât stay for long, his lips falling open with another moan as you continue to bob, tongue swirling around the tip every time you rise. Your hand wraps around the length you canât reach, stroking in rhythm. When his thighs start quivering, you release him with a soft pop of your mouth, much to his dismay, please please please pouring from him.
âI got you, cariĂąo.â
A quick reach into the box next to you and youâve got lube to coat the fingers of your free hand. Kyle, knowing exactly where this is going, spreads his thighs even wider. Bringing his cock back to your mouth, you gently lick at the tip, refusing to waste a single drop. Your other hand moves lower, gently sinking a single finger into him. He stills, his breath catching, until you slowly start working your finger in and out of him.Â
You keep your mouth on him as you work him open, gently adding a second finger and then a third when heâs ready. His hands flutter at his sides, clearly struggling to keep them to himself. Each moan he releases, each gasp and choked breath, makes your pussy gush with need. You might be leaving a little wet spot of your own soon. But when you look up at him, his head thrown back against the pillow, his shoulders shaking with the effort of holding himself back, you canât seem to care about anything else.
When you finally feel heâs relaxed enough around your fingers, you curl them just a fraction, brushing against his prostate and making his hips jerk. You press a little harder and he clenches around you, his hips bucking up, thrusting deeper into your mouth. He mutters out broken apologies as you repeat the motion over and over again, unable to control his body anymore. Youâd tell him his apologies arenât necessary, that heâs free to take as much as he wants, but youâre too focused on sucking, giving his needy slit extra attention.
Reluctantly, you release him, the wet smack of his cock hitting his belly loud in the room. He lets out a long whine as you gently ease your fingers out of him.Â
âColor?â
His answer is immediate and breathless, âGREEN.â
You canât keep the smile from your face as you reach into the box again, this time pulling out your hand harness and the small blue dildo he loves so much, curved to hit his prostate. The smile Kyle throws at you in response is devastating, eyes soft and his bottom lip snagged on his tooth as he bites it. Strapping the harness into place, you straddle his thigh for a better angle. His eyes widen as you take your seat on his thigh, the position allowing him to feel just how wet you are for him, your cock throbbing against him. You wink at him, coating the dildo with a generous amount of lube.
You move slowly as you push the dildo into him, pausing every couple of seconds to let him adjust. Your other hand continues to work his length from root to tip, slipping down every now and then to cradle his balls as you know he likes. His hips rock the smallest amount, trying to take more, and you canât find it in yourself to mention it. Heâs been so good, so patient, he deserves to feel good. Once the toy is fully seated in him, your fingers curling beneath him, your blunt nails biting into the swell of his ass, you pause so you can both catch your breath.Â
Kyle cups your jaw with one hand, turning you to face him, âIâm okay.âÂ
He strokes your lips, slipping his thumb into the warmth of your mouth. You suckle eagerly, rewarding him with a thrust of your hand, your wrist moving to make sure you hit his prostate. His whole body jolts with pleasure, your first couple of tentative thrusts hitting all the right spots. You know youâve set the perfect pace when he lifts his hands to tease his nipples. Keeping your motions steady, you watch him writhe beneath you, his back arched in ecstasy, his head tossing from one side to the other, his tummy covered in the precum leaking out of him. One last check in and he replies with a chant of greengreengreen. You could cum untouched at the sight of him.
You scoot a little lower and bend, your mouth at his cock again, tongue running up the underside before allowing yourself to fully take him into your mouth. When you wrap your lips around him, you feel a hand come to rest lightly on the back of your head. He doesnât push you or hold you, he just wants to follow the rhythm youâve set, hand and mouth moving in tandem. Riding it out, he does his best to hold on, not wanting this to end even as you push him higher and higher towards a blinding orgasm. You glance at him quickly only to find him already searching for eye contact, unrestrained moans erupting from him. A grin breaks out on Kyleâs face as he lifts his knee to grind it against your soaked pussy, the pressure making you groan around his cock in your mouth and grind your dick against him. You both buck into each other, the sensations heightened.Â
âD��melo, mi amor,â voice whiney, practically begging him for his cum.Â
He tenses at your words, you can feel him clenching down on the toy in your hand, his balls drawing up tight in warning. His grunts grow sharper, clearly holding himself off to make this last just a little longer. With a tiny twist to your wrist, you have his mouth falling open. You take him deeper into your mouth with a hard suck, and thatâs all he needs. His cum floods your mouth, threatening to spill out the corners with how much heâs releasing, but youâre not wasting a drop. Youâve worked for this, youâre swallowing it all. You keep both your hand and mouth moving as he grips your shoulder to keep you from pulling away. You follow your orders, not withdrawing until heâs hissing with oversensitivity.Â
Easing away slowly, you drop one last sweet kiss on the head of his cock. Kyle waits until you put your equipment aside to maneuver you over him, sitting up to wrap you in his arms and plant a heady kiss on your lips. You eagerly welcome his tongue, knowing heâs searching for traces of himself, loving the taste of his cum in your mouth. As his breathing evens out a little, and yours quickens with the intensity of the kiss, you break apart.Â
âGood?â a little bit of self-consciousness creeps into you.Â
âHeavenly,â he replies in between the kisses he leaves all over your face.
Encased in this bubble of intimacy, you both soothe each other for a while, hands lovingly running over skin, love-struck chuckles bursting out every now and then. Eyes lock a couple times as a check-in, joyful grins serving as affirmative answers. This could be the perfect end to the night, but Kyle has other ideas.
His touches, as calming as they are tracing patterns on your skin, wander lower. One of his hands makes it down to gently cup you. You want to tell him that youâre fine, that he doesnât have to do anything, but a sharp hunger in his eyes silences you before you speak.
âThis is still for me,â his tone possessive as he slides his fingers between your folds. âSo fucking wet, so hard, just for me.â
You canât stop him. You donât want to stop him. Youâve been dying to feel his touch this entire time, and now that you have it, itâs rendered you silent.
Kyle smiles down at you, fully aware of what heâs doing, âGotta work you open, tesoro. So you can take all of me.â
He strokes your cock between his fingers for a moment, enjoying the way you thrust against him before shifting to slide a single finger into you, and your eyes flutter closed. You start panting almost immediately, tongue darting out to keep your lips from drying. Watching you with rapt attention, he works another thick finger into your pussy, feasting on each twitch of your body. His hand is drenched in your juices when he finally adds a third finger, the loud squelching splitting his face with a boyish grin.Â
He bends his wrist a fraction, bringing the heel of his palm to press against your dick, and you all but fall apart in his hands. You chant a soft donât need it, donât need it even as you grind into his hand, your nails digging into his shoulders. The grip he has on your hip is nothing short of encouraging, adding to the momentum of your rocking. You feel like heâs barely touched you and still your whimpering grows louder, your body too worked up from the pleasure youâve given him. This is meant to be about him, and yet heâs whispering in your ear that he needs it, thatâs right grind that sweet little cock against him, his teeth sinking into the flesh of your shoulder. That possessive marking sets you off. The fragile thread in you snaps, spreading a tortuous heat through your body, cumming so hard that your pussy clenches down on Kyleâs fingers and nearly locks you into place. Still, he keeps moving and curling his fingers as best he can, drawing out your orgasm until youâre trying to flee from his touch.Â
âThank you,â he says, placing little kisses on your cheek, âI needed that.â
You playfully shove at him and stick your tongue out, laughing at his silliness and lifting yourself off him. He quickly sneaks his fingers into his mouth, eyes closed tight as he practically growls at the taste of you. His cheeks hollow with the intensity of how he sucks your juice off his hand, his palm smearing the rest onto his chin. He wants to make a comment about needing to suck you off directly, but his mouth is too full to talk around.
Reluctantly, you break his private moment, âStill good for another?â You gently grasp his cock, hard again at the taste of your pussy, and give a tentative stroke.
He hisses, bucking immediately into your hand, âWonât last long.â
âDonât need to. Just gotta fill me up,â your strokes growing more confident.
His hands come down on your hips and he practically wrestles you into place on top of him again, eyes dark and focused, but he restrains himself a little as you pull back. You motion him to sit higher on the bed, help him settle so he can lean against the headboard comfortably.Â
One last check in and green has you sinking down onto his cock, your pussy almost unbearably tight around him. He twitches inside you, and choked sobs ring from both of you as you try to adjust, his hands gripping tight at the plush of your hips, keeping you locked in place. You wrap your arms around his neck, blindly pulling him into a kiss with too much teeth but itâs too fucking good to stop. The press of his bush against your swollen dick has you moving, needing the friction. With Kyleâs help, you rock back and forth against him, keeping him nestled deep inside of you and still giving you both the motion you need.Â
You donât know exactly for how long you stay in that position, hips rutting and sweat pooling, your chests pressed to each other, breaths shared through open mouths. Itâs too good to stop. Every time you pull your hips back you can feel his cock brush against yours, and youâd kill before letting yourself lose that. Heâs of the same mind, dragging your hips back and forth as he leaves a trail of bites along your neck and shoulder. But the pleasure is quickly building in you both, and you know what he needs.
Without breaking your stride, you lean back enough to create space between you. A deep sound rumbles in Kyleâs chest in protest, but it dies when you slide two fingers into his mouth and press down on his tongue. He immediately devotes himself to coating them with spit, unsure of where itâs going but too excited to ask. When heâs done enough, you reach between your bodies to circle his nipple with your wet fingers. He jerks with a curse, hips moving involuntarily. You keep at it, pinching and rolling his nipple, moving to the other one for equal attention. His pace picks up, taking over your movements and rocking you against him. You bring your mouth to his ear, just enough to reach and not disrupt his rhythm, to whisper praise into his ear, tan lindo, tan dulce, taking such good care, taking you so well, what a perfect boy. Using the honed strength of his arms, Kyle stops your rocking and instead lifts you to bounce on his length, his hips rising to meet yours as he cums deep inside. He moans into your neck and reaches down to place his knuckles on either side of your cock, quickly jerking. This time heâs the one speaking, need this, need this, cum for me. His thumb gently brushes against the head of your dick and thatâs all it takes. You writhe in his arms, and he bites into you again as he feels you pulsate around him, stroking you through your orgasm.Â
Neither of you can bear to move as you catch your breath, soaking in the affection clear on both of your faces. You can even feel his smile as he kisses your forehead. You kiss every part of him you can reach, savoring as much as you can. The sweat on your bodies starts to cool when you finally break apart.Â
âThank you for letting me do this tonight,â you tell him, noticing his eyes are starting to droop with sleep just as yours are. You cup his face and bring him in for a sweet kiss.Â
âSi algĂşn dĂa llego a decirte que no, corta conmigo de inmediato.â he says, the seriousness of his stare belying his laughter.Â
#kyle gaz garrick#kyle garrick#kyle garrick x reader#gaz x reader#gaz x latine!reader#gaz x latine reader#kyle garrick x latine!reader#kyle garrick x latine reader#gaz x transmasc!reader#gaz x transmasc reader#kyle garrick x transmasc!reader#kyle garrick x transmasc reader#cod x reader#cod x latine!reader#cod x latine reader#cod x transmasc!reader#cod x transmasc reader#cod#i've been thinking about this for WEEKS#no shit i've been writing it for so long now#i just want him to be treated well#i want him to know how loved he is#i never want him to question his importance or feel lesser than#one more time everyone say âTHANK YOU KIKO!!!â#this would not have gotten done without her and her help and support#ilysm#thank you for being such a great fucking friend#i hope yall enjoy this!#again with the million tags. i just wanna make sure it reaches the right people <3
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me finding out thereâs no fics for kyle gallner and that heâs married all in the same day
#kyle gallner#dinner in america#x reader#fics#the passenger#jenniferâs body#smile#iâm devastated#heâs just SOOOOO hot#this is unfair#this is cruel#how can i get over him if i cant read everything about him and live out my fantasies#i need fics before i die#hyper fixation goes hard#i will think about him for the next ten months if i canât read something#somebody help me#đŤđŤđŤđŤ#iâm not surprised heâs married#heâs too hot to be alone#good for them i guess đ§ââď¸đ#the way he is in interviews TOO? if i was his wife iâd be sweating#or iâd be so proud that he picked me#heâs so flirty#and gorgeous#and his smile#omg#iâm in love#i need a man like him irl#or i need to be institutionalised
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as much as I love 141 medieval au's here the reader is a noble lady saved from her marriage or some lone townswomans rescued by the group of knights (looking @ my own nun!reader in this) I do love the notion of a lady knight.
A badass woman with no name or backstory that's taken up the life of a sellsword- who scoffs at the notion of "honor" when spilling blood on your blade- death is death. Honor means nothing for God or king.
Her hair is cut close to her scalp, because it's all too easy for somebody to grab a handful of those soft locks and be at the perfect position to slit her throat in a fight. Covered in scars and carried by aching bones that broke years ago but never quite healed properly.
Maybe Price is a king who sees this helmeted figure fighting at a tourney for his name day and asks for their name- their noble house only to learn you have none. Simply a desire for the money awarded to the winner.
Maybe Gaz is beloved prince who often sneaks out from his guards nose to mingle with the common folk- who enjoys sitting in a tavern with others and singing songs while drinking ale with a pretty little thing on his lap until he's walking back to the palace and finds a blade at his neck in a dark alley as you warn him that noblebloods should never walk unaccompanied- it makes the job far too easy.
Maybe a beautiful noble lady is sent to stay under the eye of a royal family in discussion for marriage- when the house offers to gift her one for their personal guards of the 141, she insists she more than happy with her own- you. The silent armor-clad figure standing close to her side. (yes I miss domentzia. she's my wife and always will be).
#TJ talks#anyways. idk where I'm going with this#listening to my knightcore playlist for this one girlies#I have a lot more of these stored in my brain if anybody wants to hear more#thinking about Sandor clegane's monologue from the got narrations of 'what is honor' and that's the vibe were going for today#141 x reader#john price x reader#Kyle gaz Garrick x reader#Simon Riley x reader#can't see Simon as a noble blood unless he's like. new generation#in the same way of sandors family where his dad was named a house after saving a Lannister from being mauled by a lion#he would be a recent nobility that was gifted to him after accidentally helping some royal or something of that nature#anyways#I love period pieces so so much
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You guys ever read the most beautiful, jaw dropping, feet kicking, leaves you with a feeling of yearning fic that it possesses you? yea that was me anyways hereâs vampire Kyle and his annoying assigned bodyguard whoâs also a witch
(ALSO IF YOU WANT TO READ SAID FANFIC ITS A KYLE X READER FIC CALLED ITS FALLING FOR THE IDEA BY FEDOSAURUSREX ON AO3 THAT INSPIRED ME TO WHIP THIS WHOLE AU UP)
#shroomer's archives: south park#shroomer's archives: dao hanh#I also really love their one shot x readers#genuinely one of my favorite fic writers now#IM SO SAD THOUGH THEY HAVENT UPDATED ANY OF THEIR WORKS IN NEARLY A YEARâŚâŚ.#sitting by the windowsill like a military wife waiting for their husband to come back from the war#but yea their fic whipped me up into some kind of frenzy I felt like I was being possessed#I felt compelled by the forces of nature to make a monster au#anyways uh ok lore dump basically hanh is his assigned bodyguard and has to help him stay safe#from what? Ghouls and gals and gal pals and werewolves and garlic and stakes and whatnot!!#though sheâs kind of. a scatterbrain#which does not mix well when you have arcane magic under your arsenal#and for a thousand year old vampire he does not have that much patience#and if anyone wants to know more feel free to ask cough cough#what who said that#I didnât say that#teehee the sillies!!#Iâm crazy for them#OK ONTO THE ACTUAL TAGS NOW#south park#south park oc#kyle broflovski#south park fanart#oc x canon#shroomer's art !
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judgemental powerhouse couple gazsoap <33
#i love them i love them ur honour ik they are so so mean they thrive in their bitchy little relationship so much#soap held back on his bitchiness before he was with gaz and gaz was like nah babe... im gonna help u unlock ur full potential#also#if u see any mistakes no u dont..... pls..... pls#mw#soap#gaz#gazsoap#cod#mw2#call of duty#chittering#scribbling#artists on tumblr#fanart#cod fanart#modern warfare#kyle gaz garrick#john soap mactavish#john mactavish#kyle garrick#gaz x soap#soap x gaz#tags... my greatest nemesis... we meet again#art
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im going nuts over him
#south park#kyle broflovski#south park fanart#panderverse#south park panderverse#joining the panderverse#my art#sp#sp kyle#kyle sp#cereal kyle#THEYRE SO DUMB LOOKING I LOVE THEM SO MUCH HELP ME
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jaykyle au where they're theatre kids in the same school but they're not the actors jason's the scriptwriter/director and kyle is the prop manager (i don't know the official terms sorry) and they'd probably do an amazing job on the backstage setting if they could stop arguing for 5 whole seconds about their artistic visions and ideas and how "this would obviously work better this way"
#jason todd#kyle rayner#jaykyle#mypost#dc thoughts#vp of the club: maybe we should find some other people to do the job if they can't get along?#pres of the club: no they're both talented af and i want this to be raving success just knock their heads tgt and tell them to play nice or#i'll make them wear the get along shirt again#WAIT ONE SEC DONNA'S THE PRES and overseer she's pissed bcos kyle played the same role last year and he was chill then#wally's vp no 1 and backstage manager and he's thinking of kicking kyle out#dick's vp no 2 and main lead and he's thinking of kicking jason out bcos it's embarrassing and annoying to work with your younger siblings#kon helps kyle with props and bart is one of the actors and kon is jealous af about it he grumbles a little#roy is the fight scene choreographer#i'm trying to think of something for garth but the only thing that comes to mind i'm not sure are fitting enough#actor manager? weapon manager? oooh maybe pet manager if they have animals... human and pet manager???? hr department but including animals#ooooh maybe pet manager if they have animals#raven can play bart's love interest (in play) maybe (wally doesn't like it and neither does gar for very different reasons)#eddie deals with the contraptions they build for this bubble machines smoke machines lowering and raising anything mechanical#rose and cass helps with the weapons stuff they keep fighting too and roy is TIRED#connor plays the villain he didn't mean to or want to but he got dragged into it and he's really hot and gunned in for next years main lead#he doesnt want this#steph and mia are hair makeup costume department but bart and kon love to hangout and help too#jennie-lynn and bart are in-charge of socials#tim pops up a lot because so many of his friends (and brothers) are here and when he does he helps steph and mia#damian too pops up to help with pet management and sometimes prop art#this is much to dicks annoyance jason is already here can his little brothers LEAVE HIM ALONE SOMETIMES UGH#damian (taking cues from talia and bruce loverenemies dynamic and wanting an artist in-law): we should set jason and kyle up#dick: no / tim: hmm / dick: NO#i want to add the yj girls (cassie cissie greta anita) but i know too little about them right now but imagine they're there and the roles#are to be determined
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i think about stick of truth style way too much to be healthy. i could also not be arsed to color this entire thing
some explanations under the cut
i've always found the idea of human stan to be quite boring, especially since it's not actually mentioned in the game at all. from what i know, at least. i've played it a few times but it never presented him as a human. idk where that idea came from. i guess his description said he was raised by elves, but i dont think that necessarily means he's human
my very elaborate and unnecessary backstory for him is that sharon is an elf and sheila's right hand maiden. she managed to fall in love with randy, a human farmer and bard, when seeing him singing at a tavern. she ran away from her duties as the queen's right hand to live with randy on his farm, and had two children, shelley and stan. unfortunately, the village that they lived near weren't fond of human-elf relationships and burned down the farm, chasing them out of town. shelley ended up getting cursed to be the she orge that she is in the game, and sharon, as a last ditch effort, gave stan over to sheila and asked her to protect him. sheila still felt affection for sharon as her old best friend, so she agreed and raised stan to be a knight. he and kyle grew up alongside each other and stan became kyle's personal knight
human-elf relationships aren't illegal but they're very taboo with the tensions between larnion and kupa keep, so half elves are generally outcasted. stan is the first half elf to join the royal guard and lot of people want him off of it
stan is also a ranger in game and has sparky as his wolf companion, so i thought it would be fitting for him to have a disney princess moment and be friends with wolves lol. the wolves help patrol the forest surrounding the elven capital and report back to stan directly. he knows how to communicate with them
#south park#sp#fanart#sp style#stan marsh#kyle broflovski#stick of truth#sot#please ignore all the panels with sparky. i am not confident in my ability to draw animals#i have so many thoughts about the stick of truth universe. i have played the game so much#i love drawing kyle. he's so pretty#contrastingly i have no idea how to draw sharon and randy. help
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The Defenders really were just a bunch of people with personal issues, weren't they? Doctor Strange is a lonely man whose only friends are his girlfriend and his manservant, The Hulk is a lonely and temperamental man who just wants to be accepted, Namor is a temperamental prince of a land oppressed by the surface-men, the silver surfer is an exile from space who has literally zero close friends (in my opinion), Valkyrie is a woman who's suffering an existential identify crisis, and nighthawk is a spoiled yet neglected rich man who never had a proper chance to grow up and mature.
Literally every single member of the defenders is someone who deserves therapy. They're a bunch of people who have next to nothing in common besides crippling loneliness and trauma. And that's oddly beautiful. I can't help liking that. They're the non-team, yet in some ways they feel like they have a tighter bond than a lot of other teams. They've got a bond forged in trauma and battle. As i said above, that's oddly beautiful.
#i can't help loving the defenders#every member of that team is perfect#the defenders#defenders#the hulk#hulk#bruce banner#namor#namor the sub mariner#doctor strange#stephen strange#the silver surfer#silver surfer#norrin radd#valkyrie marvel#nighthawk#kyle richmond#marvel#marvel comics#reading comics#comics
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