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brain is swamp and i have too many random aus in a soup so iām plonking them all here
spirited away au
where mick is chihiro and seb is haku and mick gets stuck in the spirit world and is forced to get a job in the bathhouse. seb is caring and then cold, kind and then terribly stern, and mick feels all alone, the only human among creatures who would devour him without a second thought. except for that dragon, who appears when everyone else in the bathhouse has gone to sleep, curls up around mick and lets mick cry into the feathers adorning its head. itās seb. sebās the dragon. the dragon has a curse which mick will break, and mick will remember the dragonās real name by the end of this. and free the dragon from the bathouse!
whiplash au
where seb is neiman and toto is fletcher (see this, lmao) and sebās this aspiring drummer who is well aware heās talented and wants to make it in the big leagues and totoās this borderline abusive, emotionally manipulative, relentlessly strict conductor that gives all the students nightmares and sebās just like, yeah, great. itās this guy i wanna impress. iām gonna practice until he acknowledges me. oh and he also gets toto fired which sets off the greatest game of musical chess ever played. toto invites seb to play in his band and he orchestrates it just to break seb down except seb powers through and busts out a life changing drum solo that makes all of totoās dreams of creating the next charlie parker come true.
the happy prince au
where charles is the happy prince statue and seb is the swallow, and charles begs seb to stay for a day, pluck out the ruby in the hilt of his sword and to give it to that poor little boy selling matches. seb declares he does not enjoy being near boys with their stones and sticks, but he will do so just for charles, for a happy prince should not look this sad. and then charles asks seb to pluck out the sapphires from his eyes to give to the people, and seb says, you are blind now, i will stay with you always, and the frost comes and the swallow slowly freezes and this is where charles learns what having a bleeding heart will get you.
star wars au
where seb is obiwan and charles is anakin and the prophecy spoke of charles bringing balance to the force except charles canāt seem to care for it, not when he loves his master so, and in this version of events it is seb who falls to the dark side and becomes a sith, twisted by the love for his padawan and the fact that he will break all his vows for him, and charles is left to wonder what use is balance if his master stands on the other side of him, and on mustafar charles has the high ground but doesnāt use it, and it is anakin charles once again who is left gasping for breath when the fight is over.
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AU where Mr. D claiming to be Percyās dad accidentally counts as Claiming according to Greek god law or whatever and now all the other gods legitimacy believe Percy is his son, but if Mr. D corrects it, he has to explain to Zeus why he pretended he was Percyās dad so now heās like āYEP olā Perry Johansson is MY child wowie just look at the little fry, you have your motherās eyes. Please stop standing next to water or you will blow my coverā
Meanwhile Poseidon is just standing off to the side like āhow on earth did I dodge THAT bulletā
#EVEN BETTER if Mr D tries to keep his cover by actually treating him like a son#Clarisse doesnāt mess with him cuz after the toilet fiasco Mr D is like āI will feed you to my cult young lady!! good job Peter :)#Percy is like āhey dad why can I control water āand Mr D is like ā¦ever heard of that guy that turned it to wine??#Mr D: PLEASE just help me I canāt keep it a secret for much longer Mr. Brunner: you told him his brother was JESUS???#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson the lightning thief#dionysus#Mr D
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get MOLTED, idiot
#genshin impact#venti#jean gunnhildr#zilly art#could he just use the wind to help? probably yeah#is he smart enough to do this? absolutely not#he either always got dvalin to lick it better. or liyue's water system get clogged#venti tries rubbing himself all over morax like a cat trying to get burs off but that rarely works#rip diluc's place would also be covered in feathers and a whiny archon#venti excuses himself to the bathroom mid-performance at angel share and promptly tells diluc he's got a mess to clean up in there#goes back to singing and drinking#diluc frantically stuffing feathers in a bag#he and jean ponder if they could make pillows with the down? sorry the pillows curse your dream with The Edlritch Horrors
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the 5g mcdonaldās DS waves attacking jirachi
#pokemon#jirachi#jirachi no#help him#5g#evil#scary#horror#fucked up#one sentance horror#messed up#noooooooo#nooo#.mine
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i wanted to try drawing older Mabel and Dipper !
#gravity falls#mabel pines#dipper pines#artists on tumblr#tbob#not gonna lie im not too sold on these designs so i may change things later if i ever wanna draw them again#i was looking at their old character designs and concept art for inspiration#mabel lowkey looks like a fashion mess but! i think its in character so whatevvsss#also firm believer that they both have glasses. mabel doesnt wear contacts bc she likes fun frames + contacts are too uncomfortable for her#dipper doesnt wear contacts because hes too busy for contacts and he can never put them in right#also took some insp from kristen schaal. alex hirsch. ariel hirsch. jason ritter for them too#also. i know dipper is shown to be a STEM-y kid but i firmly am a believer hes a STEM enjoyer in the service of art. like the fanfiction#writer thats studies physics or chemistry to get a certain detail right or something. or the entire futurama writers room lol#like i do think he wants to make documentaries or shows abt the supernatural or whatever#and mabel helps out with the adventuring :)#kind of like buzzfeed unsolved in the golden era of youtube#turtlearts
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Oh- hold on. here ! *Shoves a Trans Crowley in your face* Happy pride š³ļøāā§ļø
#good omens#crowley#ineffable husbands#trans crowley#my art#khayoszz draws#messing around realley#i suck at backgrounds#oh the gender envy is BIG#also im new to tumblr help
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FNAF Gregory is NEVER getting unbanned at this rate
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf gregory#fnaf sun#sundrop#fnaf daycare attendant#security breach#fnaf fanart#Gregory just canāt help clowning on Sun#I JUST know Gregory canāt help but be a lil goblin#Sun be giving Gregory second chances and he always messes it up BAHA#Gregory gonna be double banned from the daycare#actually gotta put up a photo of Gregory so everyone else knows heās banned too#Gregory gonna get fomo once Cassie and Abby are allowed in and heās not PFF#but theyād probably help him sneak in tbh š#fun fact: sun is bad at spelling some of his voice lines show that off#so truly this guy was excited to learn a new word š#TBH I really just wanted to draw Sun again#heās a silly guy#him and moon are like some of the best designs in fnaf and Iāll stand by that forever
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Bruce is horribly immune to most pranksā¦ but Steph has a plan to mess with him.
Steph blames Dick for Bruceās nonchalance. Mr. āClimbs a chandelier and breaks itā ended up breaking a lot of Bruceās sanity as well.
Bruce barely reacts when she puts salt in the coffee instead of sugar. She gave him ghost peppers at the last Gala, and he gave his Brucie Wayne performance around the sensation of his mouth on fire. She dyed all his shirts purple, he convinced business investors it was a new fashion trend.
She needs to prank Bruce, absolutely befuddle him in a way that makes him question reality. Sheās even prepared to use the other family members to do this.
She manages to get the other bats (and even Alfred!) to agree on this prank.
Steph has a plan. She has a new friend from school, Danny, who Bruce doesnāt know about yet.
Sheās going to Gaslight Bruce Wayne into believing he has an extra child.
This is a good plan.
#dpxdc#batman#Bruce Wayne is immune to most pranks#dick Grayson is a menace#Alfred is agreeing to help because at least this plan doesnāt make a mess#they will stay out of his kitchen#Alfred can be a bit of a menace too#as a treat#only the crunchiest fic ideas here#stephanie brown
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corvidae
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#yuji itadori#itadori yuuji#blood/#yuuji#im not tagging this as spoilers idc sue me . iykyk but i dont think it's obvious enough at all 2 warrant the tag#idrk what this is sorry ive been having a hard time drawing n feeling inspired lately :'>>> so it goes#i find i tend to default to drawing birds when that happens ???#did it with gojo did it with shiro and now it's yuuji's turn ig#sometimes it's helpful to just . mess around with a whole bunch of brushes until something looks ok#and birds and feathers lean soooo well 2 playing around w brushes theyre very forgiving#flowers also kind of so i threw in some camellias bc i figured why not add More Red#i think they mean something that's probably relevant but i was more looking fr the shape of the petals#th rounded tops blend rly seamlessly with the way i rendered th feathers so i am like!!!! nice#just checked also apparently red camellias just mean love and devotion lmao should have guessed#'perishing with grace' also hm hm hm that's kind of wild with th crows#anyway i didn't put too much thought in2 this one so i won't talk fr ages about the symbolism it's all pretty much right there#anyway ty fr being patient with me im sorry draws have been slow :<#ill come out of it ill bounce back!
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#Buck is really fighting for every kid he will ever see because it's everything he wanted as a kid but didn't get from his parents
#911edit#911#911 abc#oliver stark#byaurore#alivedean#userveronika#useraudrey2#usersaoirse#usereena#userrlaura#jddryder#mialook#userriel#useralien#userjoie#tuseronny#useraish#userisaiah#usertiny#usersonny#ajlook#alielook#evan buckley#buddie#tuserpris#this gifset is a mess help#goodnight <3
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okay but can you imagineā
#danny phantom#danny phantom fanart#dp#dp fanart#danny fenton#dan phantom#dark danny#tucker foley#sam manson#a glitch in time#a glitch in time spoilers#agit#agit spoilers#danny phantom spoilers#i know i KNOW we saw dan just as phantom with red eyes#but it makes me laugh to think abt a world where he can change back into his future form at will#maybe he can do both and he just uses it to mess with danny lmao#if he changes the logo that's one secret identity people just. would not guess#tried to make this one more chill and agit helped a lot :P simpler expressions#also loving how we all just slapped a ponytail on the danny clone#i gave him a dress shirt to emphasize the half-vlad thing#but tbh i do like the trend of giving him edgy t-shirts and hoodies lmao#ney's comics#ney's art#also *collapses from exhaustion*#why do i KEEP MAKING COMICS#WHY DO I KEEP DOING THAT
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On autonomy, and what it means to be Obliged to Help.
Bonus:
#a homestuck walks into an antechamber and asks#hey is anybody going to make this dynamic wholly deterministic and thus dubiously consensual by its very nature#ANYWAY bigger ramble below. scroll down like usual#isat spoilers#isat#isat fanart#isat siffrin#isat loop#sifloop#THATS RIGHT WE'RE STILL SHIP TAGGING IT BABYYYY#in stars and time#in stars and time fanart#lucabyteart#RAMBLE START: anyway i think loop is wrong here. they have it backwards. as-- in my opinion--#the main reason they could be called back into existence postcanon is because *their* wish for help is still not complete#they still need help. siffrin still needs help. neither of them will ever stop needing help.#they will thus uphold the wish until the end of siffrin's natural lifespan.#that said. what does it mean that loop can be so wholly forced to abide by siffrin's wants?#(assuming the dagger cutscene posession is them being forced to uphold the 'help siffrin' wish via harsh universe logic)#[as opposed to something capricious and cruel the change god did. which feels out of character for the change god to me?]#much like how the island wish and duplicate objects are neutered by simply sliding off people's brains...#is loop subtly ushered toward their wish? obviously it's not a full override (see: the bossfight). but is there any interference?#and if so. so what? does it matter? if they don't notice? is it even real if they don't notice?#and even if they do notice. the universe leads we follow. how much do either of them value their free will in a belief system like that?#the whole game is dedicated to siffrin habitually NOT excersizing his free will. doing things the same Every Time.#Loop ESPECIALLY does this. predetermined predetermined predetermined even in the FACE OF CHANGE. REFUSING. ANY CHOICE.#Maybe they'd even be comforted by having a universe-ordained purpose even if it is subservient. even if its to Him.#(though. i can't see siffrin enjoying the idea that someone is subservient TO them... then all their suffering is his fault...)#loop got into this mess via WANTING too much. no more free will. can't be trusted with it. take it away from them.#but yeah. gets my greasy detective pony hands all over this. and everyone please do remember i like to make characters Outright Wrong A Lot
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Watching the Percy Jackson series has made me empathize with Aphrodite more than I ever thought possible.
Cuz these kids are TWELVE and are out here just trying to SURVIVE, but every time Percy and Annabeth interact Iām giggling and kicking my feet like āHehehe you donāt know it yet, but that is the love of your life. Yes, yes, thereās a big scary monster but what about the slow-burn romance?ā
And I always found it so annoying in the books when Aphrodite would show up and only be interested in the romantic dynamics between the characters and otherwise be kinda useless. But now??? Iām totally on the same page with her. Cuz I know theyāre going to fight a million monsters and win, and at the end of the day one fight looks just like the next. But they only fall in love ONCE and itās AMAZING.
Like damn. Apologies the goddess Aphrodite. I suddenly get it.
#mine#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo#pjo tv show#annabeth chase#percabeth#Aphrodite#Iād like to think that if at least be a little more helpful in Aphrodites position#but honestly I canāt guarantee it#knowing whatās going to happen messes with your priorities apparently#It almost makes me sympathize with the gods a little#not a lot but. a little.#this post is brought to you by the terms āseaweed brainā and āwise girlā
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Prepare for the unexpected. (DPxDC)
Everyone knew about the reign of Pariah Dark. Even those who did not dabble in those realms have heard the tale of the tyrant. A power-hungry man who ruled over the dead with an iron fist.
Following the rise of Pariah Dark, his realm had been effectively cut off from communication. Many mystics and magic users knew better than to open the door of nightmares that could arise if Pariah Dark's reach went further than his own realm.
Except, the universe had plans to bring the realm of the dead back into the cards.
A new opponent, one that had all of Earth's heroes scrambling for options. A being with powers of a god over weather, destruction was on the horizon. A world ending threat.
It's the only reason the Justice League was doing this. In a deep bunker, far from close civilization as a precaution, the heroes looked on with grim expressions.
The world was already being threatened. It would be destroyed regardless of what the league did. So it only made sense to make the last ditch effort. To summon someone strong enough to defeat the threat.
No one wanted to do it. No one wanted to be the one to pull the realm of the dead back to the living. The consequences were untold if this succeeded. If Pariah Dark was freed and defeated the threat, whose to say he won't want control?
That was a problem for later. For the aftermath. For now, the league could only watch on with bated breath as Constantine completely the summon ritual.
They watched on as the shadows in the room seemed to darken and grow. As the sigil sputtered to life with a glow that was growing increasingly brighter. A sudden gust of wind rushed through the room, the temperature began to drop with eaching ticking second.
And then it was all gone.
The room stood perfectly still. Just as it had been moments before. Nothing changed. No giant king standing before them, no sign that the ritual worked.
The room stood deadly still for another beat before the murmurs started. The team trying to make sense of the situation, figure out what went wrong.
Constantine swore up and down that this was the correct ritual, taking offense that they would even think the problem was on his end. It only made it better when it finally happened.
A loud sound ripped through the room, pulling everyone's attention back to the summoning circle. Just in time to see a tear appear in the space above the circle.
A thin tear that ran the length of eight feet. The fabric of the dimension seems to curl at the edges, pulling back to reveal a deep glowing swirl of greens. A dark gloved hand reached through, fingers curling around the edge of the tear, stretching it even further.
A portal. The ritual had worked, but there had been a delay. A delay that had every hero nerves on edge. Each team member tensed, weapons at the ready as they watched the being stretch the portal to the right size.
Then, a foot stepped out with a heavy thud. A dark boot that looked otherworldly despite its similarity to mortal clothing. A deep black that seemed never-ending. A second foot quickly followed before a full body emerged from the portal.
Not many people in the room have ever seen Pariah Dark, let alone know what to expect. Based on what Constantine and Zatara had said, this wasn't Pariah Dark.
A man had stepped out of the portal, standing at almost seven feet tall, and built like a brick house. One glance at the glowing white hair, deadly red eyes, and shard teeth was enough to know this being was not to be messed with.
But there was no giant show of armor or royal garbs. There is no large crown at the top of his head or jewelry from the infinite realms laced around his neck.
Instead, the man stood before them in combat boots, worn-in ripped jeans, a graphic t-shirt, and a spiked leather jacket. Despite his almost normal clothing choice, the man's jacket seemed to be a never-ending depth of the dark night sky. If one was to look closely enough, the cosmos could almost be made out in the sea of darkness.
None of that would have prepared them for when the man spoke. His tone sounded more bored than anything as he took a step forward.
"Oh, so now you need the help of the dead." The man had spoken, running a hand through his hair. When Batman took a step forward to speak, the man raised a hand. Immediately commanding silence in the single gesture. "I'm on babysitting duty and have yet to have a cup of coffee. I'll be right back."
Just like that, both the man and portal vanished into thin air. Leaving behind a group of stunned heroes. Not only was the man not Pariah Dark, but he was also supposedly babysitting.
"Did that just-"
The Flash had been the first voice to speak up, his eyes trained on where the man had once stood. Except he had barely made it through the first few words before the man was suddenly back.
The man that now had a child hanging off his shoulders and another teen being held up by his scruff. Unlike the man, these kids looked human.
Too human for Bruce's liking. The dark black hair and bright blue eyes had every heroes eyes flickering to Batman for just the briefest moment.
"This isn't fair! I'm not even the king. Why do I have to be here!" The teenager had been complaining the moment the man had reappeared. Arms crossed tight over his chest and seemingly used to being held dangling. "Besides, who brings kids to a show down! Wait til I tell mom about this."
"Aw, come on, Danny. This is gonna be fun!!" The younger girl seemed in much better spirits than the teen, Danny. She had climbed up the large man, sitting on his shoulders and resting her arms on the mess of glowing hair. "It's like take your kids to work day! Ooo, Dan! Can we fight too!?"
Unlike the two kids, the man looked purely exhausted and annoyed. The man, Dan, dropped Danny like a sack of potatoes as he took a long drink from the travel cup in his hand.
It didn't take a genius to recognize the look of an exhausted parent in Dan's expression. A look many of the league members were well acquainted to. A look that even had Batman grimacing with sympathy.
"Can it, little shits. You two were grounded, remember." Dan had growled at the kids before shifting his focus back on the team of heroes before them. His glowing eyes set in a deadly glare. "Pariah Dark isn't coming, and he never will. He's been dethroned and banished. We're the best you've got."
A summoning that started with a group of on edge and scared heroes looking for the ghost king, ended in a way no one expected.
No one was even sure if it made any sense. They weren't sure if they should feel hopeful or in despair.
Because truly, what was a ghostly man with two seemingly human children against a godlike foe with the control over the weather?
The unspoken question of power and ability seemed to vanish following Dan downing the metal travel cup of coffee, and crushing it in his fist.
He tossed it to the side, straighting up his posture as he looked over the heroes. Dan might not be a hero, but he's been playing family for too long.
An almost feral, bloodhungry grin spread across the man's face, sharp fangs on full display. The look made the man suddenly look even less human. He looked closer to a demon from the pits of hell rather than the exhausted parent he looked just a few seconds ago.
"Point me in the direction of this bastard. It's been too long since I let loose and had some fun."
#danny phantom#danny fenton#phandom#dc x dp#batman#dcxdp#dp x dc#dp x dc au#dp x dc crossover#justice league#I've been toying with the idea of following Pariah Dark's end the zone abolished the idea of a one true king#instead setting up a counsel of the most trusted ghosts and deities with in the zone; including Pandora and Clockwork#I also like to vote for Technus to be on the counsel and Ghostwriter to be like the secretary/note taker#after Ghostwriter stopped being an asshole ofc ofc#I kinda have this list of specific details I've created for this idea and like I keep thinking up new ones#like the Phamily's backstory is somewhat canon complaint with the show but also a whole mess of complex shit#like the expanse of Danny turning into phantom and the events that occurred still did except technically they never did#it's clockwork's time mumbo jumbo type of shit#Ellie had to be deaged some to help stabilize her core so I'm roughly saying she's like 7-8 years old#but idk children so idk how a 7-8 year old actually looks or how they usually act or talk#The JL seriously don't know if they should be hopeful or not but Dan's grin and excitement makes it seem more promising#I like to imagine Bruce is just watching Dan with Ellie and Danny trying to figure out if he's actually a good father or not#people being surprised to find out that Ellie Danny and Dan are all technically orphaned siblings#while Dan is just trying to coparent his siblings with the help of a time god an earth goddess a princess and a dirtbag with a motorcycle#dan phantom#ellie phantom#I can go on and on so I'll force myself to stop now#long post
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I made this AAAAGES ago and forgot to post it and now I'm annoyed by how it's rotting away on my phone so here. Bratty teen Thancred being a menace to Fourchenault (and a bad influence on Urianger lol)
#we never see fourchenault & thancred interact in any meaningful way (outside of Group Interaction) and i like to imaginr#its bc fourchenault Did Not Like thancred when they were kids and has resolved to just ignore him now#and thancred-the little bastard that he is-wouldve 100% messed with him on purpose if he had the chance#bc i just KNOW he pulled stunts like this to annoy fourchenault all the time#fourchenault tells him to eat more orderly and thancred gets more messy on purpose yk. he is wired to be petty against stuffy rich kids#also urianger isnt actually being influenced much he has always been down to break the rules if he wants to#hes taught by louisiox thats like a requirement. him & his group of unconventional little smartypants#only reason he went to thancred specifically for help here is bc 1) he knows thancred knows how to easily get onto the roof and#2) hes like idk 13 here so hes still a tiny baby size. hes too short to reach up lol#anyway thats enough silly kid rambling time to tag#fourchenault leveilleur#thancred waters#urianger augurelt#final fantasy#final fantasy 14#final fantasy xiv#ff14#ffxiv#art#my art#xanders art#digital art#fan art
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Someone asked to see the bonus, and I'm giving them the bonus..
YALL GETTING CROSS WEARS A FAIRY DRESS DOODLES
#^ ā Better not mess with them#nebula doodles#long time ago#A friend helped me with a little suggestion about cross fairy design which is took the little inspiration from Gru wearing a fairy dress#immediately thought it would be silly to draw this#my friend needed this#cross being a best dad than my own dad#bumblerina where tf you came from?!#cross x dream#cross sans#dreamtale nightmare#dreamtale#nightmare sans#uncorrupted nightmare#passive nightmare#lux sans#undertale au#utmv#this is just wholesome and funny#princess bumblerina
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