#help a mess

[antimonyandthyme]

brain is swamp and i have too many random aus in a soup so i’m plonking them all here

spirited away au

where mick is chihiro and seb is haku and mick gets stuck in the spirit world and is forced to get a job in the bathhouse. seb is caring and then cold, kind and then terribly stern, and mick feels all alone, the only human among creatures who would devour him without a second thought. except for that dragon, who appears when everyone else in the bathhouse has gone to sleep, curls up around mick and lets mick cry into the feathers adorning its head. it’s seb. seb’s the dragon. the dragon has a curse which mick will break, and mick will remember the dragon’s real name by the end of this. and free the dragon from the bathouse!

whiplash au

where seb is neiman and toto is fletcher (see this, lmao) and seb’s this aspiring drummer who is well aware he’s talented and wants to make it in the big leagues and toto’s this borderline abusive, emotionally manipulative, relentlessly strict conductor that gives all the students nightmares and seb’s just like, yeah, great. it’s this guy i wanna impress. i’m gonna practice until he acknowledges me. oh and he also gets toto fired which sets off the greatest game of musical chess ever played. toto invites seb to play in his band and he orchestrates it just to break seb down except seb powers through and busts out a life changing drum solo that makes all of toto’s dreams of creating the next charlie parker come true.

the happy prince au

where charles is the happy prince statue and seb is the swallow, and charles begs seb to stay for a day, pluck out the ruby in the hilt of his sword and to give it to that poor little boy selling matches. seb declares he does not enjoy being near boys with their stones and sticks, but he will do so just for charles, for a happy prince should not look this sad. and then charles asks seb to pluck out the sapphires from his eyes to give to the people, and seb says, you are blind now, i will stay with you always, and the frost comes and the swallow slowly freezes and this is where charles learns what having a bleeding heart will get you.

star wars au

where seb is obiwan and charles is anakin and the prophecy spoke of charles bringing balance to the force except charles can’t seem to care for it, not when he loves his master so, and in this version of events it is seb who falls to the dark side and becomes a sith, twisted by the love for his padawan and the fact that he will break all his vows for him, and charles is left to wonder what use is balance if his master stands on the other side of him, and on mustafar charles has the high ground but doesn’t use it, and it is anakin charles once again who is left gasping for breath when the fight is over.

[mo-mode]

AU where Mr. D claiming to be Percy’s dad accidentally counts as Claiming according to Greek god law or whatever and now all the other gods legitimacy believe Percy is his son, but if Mr. D corrects it, he has to explain to Zeus why he pretended he was Percy’s dad so now he’s like “YEP ol’ Perry Johansson is MY child wowie just look at the little fry, you have your mother’s eyes. Please stop standing next to water or you will blow my cover”

Meanwhile Poseidon is just standing off to the side like “how on earth did I dodge THAT bullet”

[chloesimaginationthings]

Toy Bonnie and withered Bonnie got crazy FNAF beef

[zillychu]

get MOLTED, idiot

[fishgills]

the 5g mcdonald’s DS waves attacking jirachi

[turtletoria]

i wanted to try drawing older Mabel and Dipper !

[khayoszz]

Oh- hold on. here ! *Shoves a Trans Crowley in your face* Happy pride 🏳️‍⚧️

[sparkletastic-cookiedough]

Bruce is horribly immune to most pranks… but Steph has a plan to mess with him.

Steph blames Dick for Bruce’s nonchalance. Mr. “Climbs a chandelier and breaks it” ended up breaking a lot of Bruce’s sanity as well.

Bruce barely reacts when she puts salt in the coffee instead of sugar. She gave him ghost peppers at the last Gala, and he gave his Brucie Wayne performance around the sensation of his mouth on fire. She dyed all his shirts purple, he convinced business investors it was a new fashion trend.

She needs to prank Bruce, absolutely befuddle him in a way that makes him question reality. She’s even prepared to use the other family members to do this.

She manages to get the other bats (and even Alfred!) to agree on this prank.

Steph has a plan. She has a new friend from school, Danny, who Bruce doesn’t know about yet.

She’s going to Gaslight Bruce Wayne into believing he has an extra child.

This is a good plan.

[hinamie]

corvidae

[ayo-edebiri]

#Buck is really fighting for every kid he will ever see because it's everything he wanted as a kid but didn't get from his parents

[lovelooksgudonu]

korrasami + caitvi

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Gregory is NEVER getting unbanned at this rate

[braisedhoney]

okay but can you imagine—

[nebulanightsky]

Someone asked to see the bonus, and I'm giving them the bonus..

YALL GETTING CROSS WEARS A FAIRY DRESS DOODLES

[lucabyte]

On autonomy, and what it means to be Obliged to Help.

Bonus:

[thesaintofnevergettingitright]

Watching the Percy Jackson series has made me empathize with Aphrodite more than I ever thought possible.

Cuz these kids are TWELVE and are out here just trying to SURVIVE, but every time Percy and Annabeth interact I’m giggling and kicking my feet like “Hehehe you don’t know it yet, but that is the love of your life. Yes, yes, there’s a big scary monster but what about the slow-burn romance?”

And I always found it so annoying in the books when Aphrodite would show up and only be interested in the romantic dynamics between the characters and otherwise be kinda useless. But now??? I’m totally on the same page with her. Cuz I know they’re going to fight a million monsters and win, and at the end of the day one fight looks just like the next. But they only fall in love ONCE and it’s AMAZING.

Like damn. Apologies the goddess Aphrodite. I suddenly get it.