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inkskinned · 4 months ago

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actually sometimes being neurodivergent is great bc you have a particular kind of Silly Mode that just . manifests glory. harmless fun is my precious side quest & i have a high score in whimsy. like okay if i gotta be the first dork in the dance pit it's gonna be me and this random toddler and we're gonna avril-style rock ouuuuttt

#i also like starting applause i'm really good at it and have a high score in it #i make entire groups cheer a lot. my friends are used to it . i am bolstered by so many of them being theatre kids #im like. let's celebrate! :) a guy did a thing well!!! :)#once we helped someone parallel park and it was SUCH a hard road to do it on #this is in boston. so death be upon drivers. also it was during st. anthony's feast. in the north end. iykyk #and we helped her get in there (one of my friends tbh stood in traffic for her)#and we cheered when she finally parked. she got out and she was crying and laughing and was like #''that was the hardest thing ive ever done ur so sweet''' and meanwhile we were PARTYING #just stone cold sober but like YEAH GIRL YOU DID THE HARD THING FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!#i've been bullied for so much lol i am immune to most insults at this point bc im like #girl when i was 12 i'd already heard every insult and good lord were they specific. just plain ''crazy'' aint it

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zeravmeta · 2 years ago

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biggest indicator of the hoes not being alright is that all isekai nowadays has gone from “ultimate power level super cool beam explosion harem fantasy” to shit like “in this new world i eat lots of delicious food and help people with minor problems and i feel incredibly fulfilled with a happy and peaceful life where the cold grip of capitalism cant touch me :)”

#girl help the escapism is getting serious #i checked out that new camping cooking isekai and holy shit.#biggest escapism fantasy is giant dog and easy supermarket prices and camping and cooking. with friends

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voidedjuice · 24 days ago

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miss Hooded Crow, also known as just miss Crow or miss Gray, the very important, loyal minion of the evil god planning to destroy the world

...in her opinion, though, dumpster diving for fast food scraps, or collecting shiny trinkets are far more fun than trying to end humanity. So she's slacking hard from her job. Don't tell her boss, and certainly don't let her out of her confinement!! She's got silver forks to add to her collection

#oc #original character #my art #artists on tumblr #my artwork #digital art #drawing #shes also from my magical girl setting #she helps the girls out sometimes when theyre in a pinch #because if her boss gets out thats the end for her silly trinket collecting & etc. hobbies #because humanity will end and no longer produce them for her #a silly little crow with her own personal sense of morality #offer her a burger and maybe a shiny coin and she will be your friend #oc lore

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legally-allowed-to-slime · 30 days ago

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guess who just spent 15 minutes of their lifetime transcribing a 4 minute clip of pearl rambling about life series on stream (29/10/2024)

anyway i can’t upload the video (too long) here’s the transcript anyway (also long)

Pearl: Um, alrighty. By the way, I wanna— I’m, I’m curious, I wanna know, okay, it— when it came to… Secret Life, why did people think I— I betrayed Gem completely? Wouldn’t me teaming with Gem have betrayed Scar? I wanna know where all this, like, super [word that i can’t place for the life of me. solar???] “Pearl betrayed Gem” came from. (laughs)

I understand, I killed her at the end. And we teamed up for a moment. But Scar was on our side and not trying to kill my allies. That was my team from the beginning. Gem, was always trying to kill ‘em. So how… how is that not a betrayal in any… like it kinda has to be quote unquote betrayal, but technically Scar was allied with me more? (laughs)

“Scar was distinctly not on anyone’s side” Did anyone watch my finale? ‘Cause, he was teamed up with us. Gem was trying to kill us in that last episode. So, logically, I would fight with the person who’s not trying to kill my team. [Freudian slip]

So I just wanna know, how did I do the betraying in that instance? (laughs) “From her POV it was a betrayal” Ahh, it’s a belief system, huh? (laughs) But it’s funny. I like it. I was just curious what, uh, put the nail in the coffin for that belief. ‘Cause I’ve seen it come up a little bit lately, and apparently I’m the one that betrayed.

(laughs) I dunno about that one. Curious. Curious, curious, curious. (laughs) Technically, whichever way I’ve gone, I would’ve went— it would’ve been betraying somebody, right? If I’d turned around and killed Scar, I would’ve betrayed him, because he was allied with us at the end. And then killing Gem obviously, same. But, when it came to that, I actually let Scar— I think I hit her once. Otherwise it was Scar. I did one whack, and then I stood back and let him kind of rock and roll. And uh, make it— make it between those two. So it was an interesting finale, that one.

But, something that people have mentioned actually, is that, uhh, another thing was, with, uh, Cleo and Scott in Real Life.

All this talk of Pearlo betraying people, are we not gonna realise that people have betrayed me in the life series? With a split decision? I’m just sayin’. They ain’t innocent. (laughs) Just sayin’, I think— I think 5am Pearl had every right to do what I did. Throw in um, what is it, the fuel on the fire for this one?

Character arcs. It’s cool to see how people analyse them, so I’ve been seeing a little bit of that. Especially with the new, uh, “I don’t love you” line that I got last session. Love you Gem. Always will. Even when you say no. (laughs) Even if you don’t, I’ll still be there. It’s fine. (laughs)

“Do it for the plot, Pearl” Basically.

(clip ends)

#she’s so right for the SL thing people pretending scar won alone just because he said “how’d the guy with no friends win”#ever heard of an unreliable narrator guys. guys pearl was right there. guys #so funny when she realises it’s just what gem thinks and goes like ahh okay that makes sense but /why/#also so funny when she says i only hit her once. HELP. girl listen to yourself rn #cleo and scott. man. the way she switches between third and first person and seems to be talking about both DL and RL is very on-brand #also only a hardcore gempearl fan who stalked every tag after wl ep 2 could’ve jumped as hard as i did #when she pointed out the “i don’t love you” line. oh she definitely saw that one fanart #and then obviously the bit about gem. the dichotomy between this and whatever the subnautica clip was #please i’m gonna lose it they remind me of DL zombiewood

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theloveinc · 1 year ago

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sugar daddy Bakugo is so funny b/c if he's paying your tuition he's getting mad if you don't go to class

#bakugo #he asks to go out one night and ur like #'i have class ill just skip tho' and he's like. um. actually i don't wanna go out anymore that night lets try saturday #UR SO SEE THROUGH SIR #u tell him u caught a cold and missed two days and he's asking what assignments you missed #you dont want his help bc he's mean but he's trying to help LMFAOOO #this is so funny to me #anyway i was hecka late to class and when i woke up (slept thru my alarm) i texted my friend if it was still worth it to go #and she was just 'yes' GIRL PLEASE #but she bought me starbucks so i forgive her #anyway #good morning !#shii posts #gen

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thankgod4pattsu · 8 months ago

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I feel alone and scared.

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stuckinapril · 8 months ago

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It’s never overstated to me when people are like “work out bc it makes you feel better” bc it literally does. I think what I used to get hung up on is making the perfect schedule / wanting to know what I was doing right away. But it’s also okay to flounder at first and experiment w things and figure out what works for you and your body. The important thing is you’re starting out bc your body really will thank you for it later down the line. You cannot keep pushing it off it will add up

#“Work out not bc you hate your body but bc u love it” is the truest statement ever #I also don’t think a gym membership is needed bc I know straight up athletes who only ever do bodyweight workouts #It helps me so that’s why I have one but it’s by no means necessary #I still do at home workouts at times bc I think they’re rly fun and a nice switch up #And just playing around and finding out what works for me but what also challenges me #I don’t think I perfected it yet but I’m doing lots of research & experimenting w things & I also just love the endorphins it gives me #My friend and I are ab to start regularly biking through nature trails & I think that will be so therapeutic for me bc I usually just #Work out at the gym/at home. It’ll be a nice little addition #And buying cute workout two pieces actually motivates me to work out too they make me feel like a Pinterest girl fr

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apnourry · 12 days ago

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imagine what I could get done if I slept more than 4 hours a night

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tsuchinokoroyale · 1 year ago

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If nautical nonsense be something you wish 🎶

#my quest to find a tub big enough to fit at least most of me comfortably has finally borne fruit 🙏#I just think we as a society need more bathtubs designed to accommodate hot girl baths instead of like just bathing kids #please ignore all the schmutz in the bath I had to jump in a lake to help my friend when his kayak flipped over #damn lake gunk got all up in my hair and didn’t want to come out in the shower I guess 😒#gpoy #gpoyb #I took more pics ft. my ass but they didn’t fit the theme so they’re going str8 into the vault for now…

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bumblydumbly · 3 months ago

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insane how people act like charles is ‘the jealous one’ like edwin didnt spend the whole first episode screaming crying throwing up every time charles looked at crystal and not him

#obv its deeper than that #like after 30 years of almost always taking edwins side on everything #he suddenly leaves WITH SOME RANDOM GIRL while saying he has a poor attitude and hes like? do i? yeah bc the living suck right? right?#and he decides to stay annoyed when they come back bc he LEFT him ugh. for a GIRL. like they’re actually still teens in school #so he really really hopes this is a passing fancy. like a pet or something. a wounded bird that we CANNOT KEEP #and when charles points out that it is in fact jealousy (which by charles time is not at all couple exclusive) it literally takes him aback.#bro said ‘jealous?’ so breathlessly like cmon. but b4 he could let that sink in crystal wakes up so he lets it go #probably had a whole internal convo where he reconciled being able to be friend-jealous and then kicked it up. like really up #‘maybe its your outfit’ and ‘also we are punishing you’ and ‘are you ready to talk to her shoes’#‘you spoke to a demon in this friendly malt shop’ and ‘oh you love this dont you’ and ‘saved you one time and now you wont leave either’#like yes he IS jealous and yes he WILL make it everyone’s problem on purpose #do i even have to pull out ‘of course you fell for a living girl’ (looks at him through his lashes) help him #90 percent of these are from the FIRST EPISODE okay #episode 1 edwin is THE cattiest bitch so it tracks that the cat king wants him #point is they are both insanely jealous ok #dbda #dead boy detectives #payneland #paineland #bumblysdumbly

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myokk · 3 months ago

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The Black Cousins🫶

Versailles: @versailles-black

Eloise: me

#YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I LOVE THE FACT THAT ELOISE HAS A COUSIN #that isn’t a wretched spawn of Headmaster Black #god I loved loved loved the comics you drew of these two😫😫#and this is the first of MANY😙😙😙#I loved when they were just playing chess and hanging out #in my mind they do EVERYTHING together #who else at Hogwarts understands the insane pressure put upon them by their family?????#they aren’t even gossiping or anything but everyone else avoids them bc they seem kind of scary😇😇#I headcanon that even after Eloise goes mad and basically pushes everyone in her life away #Versailles is still there 😭💘#also helping support Sebastian who won’t give up on finding the cure for Eloise’s madness #(partly caused by guilt - she wouldn’t have had it if it weren’t for the relic #right?????)#but this painting is when they were still girls together🥰🥰🥰#hogwarts legacy #hogwarts legacy fanart #hphl #hogwarts legacy oc #hogwarts legacy mc #eloise babbit #versailles black #Eloise + friends

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yu-huuuu · 16 days ago

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"Your body, my choice"

"Your microdick, my knife🥰🔪"

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flickeringflame216 · 4 months ago

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blessings roll call!!!

#been far too quick to complain lately. I gotta remember to be thankful too so here goes:#thankful for the moderate weather and the rain!#and also my dark green raincoat with a giant hood and pockets #donuts at staff meeting this morning #my friend is getting me tea while she's out (and said she has a gift card so I don't have to pay her back. she's truly the sweetest)#changing my major is moving along sooo slowly but it is moving and maybe God is trying to teach me patience (again)#Christmas in July is tomorrow!#I have my Secret Santa gift all ready and just need to wrap it #also I think the girls in the activities I teach are having fun and learning things #and even though everyone on staff is so tired this week we are all pulling together and supporting one another #is it a perfect hunky dory time? no.#is it gonna be ok in the end? yes #is it worth it? also yes.#anyway feel free to join me in being thankful. it doesn't fix the problems but it does help obsess over them a lot less.#*gripping the sink* I WILL be grateful I WILL

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yourlocalabomination · 1 year ago

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LONG HAIR SPANKOFFSKI SUPREMACY!!!

Some of y’all are not appreciating the fact this man has his hair in a bun in Time Bastard/Working Boys.

#Ted spankoffski has long hair Joey Richter personally told me himself /gen #yea I’m not joking about the gen there my friends bought me a Joey cameo in which he drops Ted lore #He said Ted grew his hair out after Pete got a gf cos he thought it would help him get girls I fucking can’t-#I can edit that cameo and post it btw if anyone wants - it’s literly just Joey acting as Ted for 5 mins #anyway this is a snippet of a larger ted piece I’m making rn but it deserved it own post #ted spankoffski #theodore spankoffski #the guy who didn't like musicals #tgwdlm #tgwdlm starkid #tgwdlm fanart #the guy who didn’t like musicals fanart #starkid #starkid productions #team starkid #starkid fanart #time bastard #time bastard nightmare time #starkid time bastard #nightmare time #nmt #starkid nightmare time #hatchetfield nightmare time #hatchetfield #hatchetfield universe #hatchetverse #joey richter #fanart #my art

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rainedroptalks · 4 months ago

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greta hayes deserves a solo where she's a cringefail college student who also leads souls to their afterlives on the side, and maybe she solves murders every now and then. i'm calling it dead girl detective- hey wait where are you going

#ramblings #raine does dc #dc comics #young justice #greta hayes #dc secret #they should just. give me greta hayes #like the character. she should be mine. if dc isn't gonna write anything for her then I should be allowed to #local cringefail sad pathetic college girl who cannot act like a normal human to save her life also sees ghosts. yep #jokes aside I do mean this. she should have this #greta figuring out how to be human while also helping spirits pass on #maybe she tries to make a big dramatic change by moving to a big city and then immediately regretting it #but she's already there and she slowly uncovers some kinda evil plot #while doing the worlds most random course. I'm thinking either literature or botany #her friends show up every now and then (especially Anita and cissie)#but it's mostly her trying to live again

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seaghosst · 11 months ago

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ugh so very unhappy with this but idc i need it OUT OF MY BRAIN!! i’ll remake it later maybe

ANYWAY. EXPLAINATION

I have this au in my head where leo gets sent to neo edo after the kraang invasion cause portal stuff was happening in both worlds at the same time (mikey saving leo nd yuichi springing the trap) . shenanigans ensue. aka the unforeseen consequences of opening and closing inter dimensional portals at the same time

follow up here!

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