#helluva boss 7

[shiroisotto64]

Literally just imagined the poly Asmodeus X Imp!Reader X Fizzarolli where Reader joins Fizzarolli to the Greed Ring (Ozzie didn’t want either to go alone) and it resulted in both Reader and Fizzy getting kidnapped with Blitzø. That random message would have Sttiker having to deal with both Fizz and Reader struggling against him.

Reader would be totally trying to tell Ozzie not to give into the ransom demands.

Can the imp in question be ex bodyguard imp-? Let me cook holdon.

- you told Ozzie you’d go with fizz to make him feel better fizz was happy due to how well they both knew you could handle yourself which was why Ozzie gave so easily and let you both you.

- after breakfast you and fizz headed off. I was supposed to be lowkey and quick. So you’d decided to only bring a knife. Fizz and the pups hop out of the car attracting attention, you weren’t surprised.

- the little cuties ended up dragging fizz off somewhere. You hurry behind them and fizz gets knocked into someone! You help pick him up before making eye contact with blitzo.

- fizz dusts himself off before the verbal conflict starts. You sit and watch now being sure who this imp was at first. That was until fizz said his name.

- they started arguing and you tried to calm fizz down and next thing you knew boom! You we’re all tied up and in someone dingy ass office- now you’re all being held for Ransom….

- the call is made to let Ozzie know and you told him calmly to keep a cool head and relax. To think things through before he came running down to greed and Willy nilly.

- your not sure if it helped cause it was a recording…. You hope it did. In the mean time you’d all been caged up in the air. You sat there quietly while you looked around and tried to figure out a safe way to get you and fizz out.

- you’re taken aback by fizz and blitzo arguing. And you ended up tuning in. But when fizz started crying a bit and said how he just wanted to go home. You’d used your knife to cut yourself and fizz free. Blitzo was surprised but used his Knives boot to free himself.

- he told you both to just watch and you did while he worked his magic. Next thing you all knew everyone was dead and you were all free. Huh… crazy right?

- you looked around for somewhere to go and then crimson and striker came back in. You grabbed fizz and you and blitz made a run for cover. Shots are fired and bad guys pop up and you fiend them off while the boys talk out their problems.

- when it comes for fizz to distract them you just watched until he got to his Italian bit and dragged you into it and spun you around while blitzo finished trying to open the exit.

- All 3 of you make it out. And your ready to go hopping in the back seat of the car before fizz gets ripped away from both of you! You and blitzo turn to see striker.

- fizz is freed the fire breaks out. Blitzo was close enough to save him and then you start making you way home. You’d frowned on the way there and apologized for all that had happened.

- fizz shakes his head and says he’s just glad that you’re both ok. And once Ozzie sees the both of you he squeals and pulls both of you into his arms and smoothers you both with hugs and kisses.

[shiroisotto64]

THIS IS WOW- AMAZING!!! I LOVE THIS OMG

Asmodeus x Fizzarolli x mob boss! Reader

Ozzie pulled on his morning robe as Fizzarolli listed off his morning schedule.

“And then we need to take a trip to the greed.” Fizzarolli said while Ozzie slid his bacon on the white plate.

“Greed?” Ozzie’s deep voice said washing his hand.

“Y/n is back from her business trip. I figured we could surprise her.” Fizz said smiling wildly.

“Maybe you should called first? Remember last time you should up unannounced?”

Fizzarolli shuddered as chills ran down his back while he dialed your number

You had just put a spear to someones head when your phone started ringing with that adorable wind chime ringtone you have just for your Fizzpop which of course drowned out by the sound of gun fire to you just assumed it was your work partner Sergey.

“NOWS REALLY NOT A GOOD TIME SERGEY, WHAT THE FUCK!?!!?…WAIT HOLD ON I THINK I HAVE ANOTHER GERNADE…BANG! THATS RIGHT YOU BITCH ASS!”

Fizzarolli held his ear away from the phone until the sound of yelling and gunfire suddenly stopped at the sound of a limousine door closing.

“It’s Fizzy silly!” He said giggling.

“OH FIZZY! Baby, honey how have you been! I’m sooooooo sorry my work trip lasted so much time. Have you been eating alright and how about those new limps me and Ozzie were working on. Is Ozzie near by. I’m so sorry my super cute ringtone for you was drowned out by the all the screaming of pain and agony!”

“Everything’s FINE! I was just wondering if my and Ozzie could come over~?” His raspy voice growled into the phone and if you hadn’t been sitting your knees would’ve have given out.

“I-oh! Did we have a date tonight!? One sec babes. STAN! STAN YOU SHIT FACED BITCH YOU DIDNT TELL ME I HAD A DATE TONIGHT!”

Ozzie raised an eye and then grinned to himself. “They are so fucking hot when they yell.” He said his legs shuddering. Fizzarolli nodded his head in agreement as he mouthed ‘I know right’. Ozzie gently took the phone from Fizzarolli’s hand his deeply sinful voice rang out into your ear.

“Hey mami~” He whispered and your jaw went slack. “Baby boy is that you?” You asked as you felt your legs quenching at the sound of your handsome man’s voice.

“Yeah it’s. How’ve you been baby.” He asked smirking. “It’s been good, same old same old, breaking backs and cracking skulls!” You giggled and kicked your feet against the seat. Satan’s fucking taint this motherfucker.

“Great great. You know what me and Fizz would really love?” He asked as he heard your voice hitch over the phone. Fizz extended his arm and snatched the phone. “For. You. TO BREAK OUR FUCKING BACKS WHIEL YOU USE US AS LITTLE FUCK TOYS!”

Ozzie looked at Fizz in surprise. You giggled on the other side of the phone and you whisper in a raspy voice into the phone. “Come over. I’ll be ready for you.”

Fizz rested on Ozzie shoulder as one of your goons marched them down to your room. You sat on a chair in the center of the room with your broad surrounding you. “Ahh the Sun of Lust, the fuck are you doing here.” You spat (it pained you to act with such disgust towards your love) your eyes peered into fizzaroli. “And you brought the sex toy?”

Ozzie stared at you expressionless and waved a hand to your board. You sighed and flicked your wrist. “Leave us.” They all scurried out of the room.

You drew the curtains and closed the door and then turned to them. “My babies!” You screamed before jumping into their arms.

“Oh honey how we’ve missed your voice…and your touch.” Ozzie said while using his pinkie finger to stroke your head.

“We’ve even thinking about you all week!” Fizz said wrapped his arms around you.

(That’s it cause I’m tired 🥱)

[weirdhappycigarette]

this was hot as fuck

[aarafox]

kinda meant a lot to me that he said this lol, after they made fun of him and Stolas back at Ozzie's

[rillunax]

‘Round these parts, we stan kings who just go apeshit when their boyfriend gets captured and do everything in their power to save him ❤️

[jjkyaoi]

i love alastor because he’s so used to people being impressed by him that it gets under his skin SOOOO badly when they aren’t. he’s always like yeahhh lol btw i was missing for seven years and then came back with no explanation OOOHHH wonder what that’s about !! and the one time carmilla was like. actually that isn’t any of my business and idgaf 🤷‍♂️ his entire mood was Killed. he already had smth against lucifer for whatever reason but when the king of hell didn’t know and didn’t care about his infamous radio show that he garnered his feared reputation from he immediately was like Oh I’m Going To Squash Him Like a Bug. like ok. you can just say you want people to think you’re cool dude there’s no need for all this

[ittybittyluci]

So y’all remember this scene right?

From Helluva Boss S2 E7? When Mammon threatened Ozzie. And how EVERYONE was freaking out and so scared cuz they though Asmodeus was gonna get in trouble for his relationship,

But, now I’m looking back and I’m like… why IS he gonna regret it. He’ll get public backlash sure, but eventually everyone’s gonna have to get over it. He’s a Sin. He’s the main sex toy manufacturer in Hell. I don’t think ppl are gonna care enough to boycott. They’re too desperate.

The only people that outrank him are the royal family. And like… in all actuality, who’s gonna get mad at him?

This bitch?!

Please!

[rainbow-beanie]

Important scene from helluva boss season 2 episode 7: blitz has issues with how you treat his friend, you christmas tree wannabe.

LOOK HOW UTTERLY DISGUSTED HE LOOKS AFTER HEARING SUCH BULLSHIT

If mammon wasn’t the sin of greed, I’m sure he would have brought out his gun and shot the man point blank. But seeing as he is, he had to resort to insulting him to his face, which is something we all know he loves to do.

Side note, blitz looks so funny in this frame, he’s seriously giving off loony tones vibes 🤣

[impsandstars]

Paimon, #1 Dad of the Year.

[vesppperoro]

What is it like being the Sin of Envy?

The pic above is your sigil.

You’re a Hellborn, like the other sins.

As your sin suggests, you embody Envy. Sinners and Hellborn alike live in the Envy ring.

The Hellborn? They’re called Glamours.

Glamours are a fish/mermaid/siren based demon that gives the Hellborn a special ability. The ability to manipulate water.

They don’t do much with it but host performances and such, but you also have this power.

You’re a fashionista, an inventor, and a performance artist. You do everything your heart tells you to do.

You protect your people no matter what.

Anyways. The Envy ring is FREEZING COLD. Your people have adapted to the cold, despite being in hell. You and them don’t have a high tolerance to heat.

You run a Jester Circus-like place full of Glamours and Sinners! You invite all rings, except those from the Greed ring, to watch your shows.

You put so much hard work into getting your jesters to be perfect. Hell, you even own most of their souls. Except a few, of course. For example, Fizz. Ozzie would NOT like you if you owned his soul.

You’re a shapeshifter! You shift into anything you see yourself as. Whatever you want to be, you can be it. That’s the perk of being jealous of everything and everyone.

Your demon form is based on a monstrous Sea Serpent that is around 200ft+ long. You, in your normal form, are around 8’5 unless you choose to shrink yourself.

You adore Hellborn. You love Hell Hounds and Imps alike! Some of your jesters are Imps too!

You also know of Hell Hounds through Beelzebub, seeing as how most of the Gluttony ring is that species.

You, despite loving parties, like to be alone a lot of the time. A quiet day in your aquarium filled room gives you the energy you need to continue.

Onto other things. Your actual name is Leviathan, but you use Name or Nickname whenever you can. You just like it better.

You also have a long, serpentine tail that protrudes from your back. It works similarly to a dog tail.

You may seem rude to most, but you’re a huge softie. Especially for your people.

If anyone tries to hurt your ring, you’ll kill them on the spot.

Just as you are protective with your people, your people are just as protective about you.

If you express distaste towards someone or something, they’ll do everything they can to end it or end the person.

You also visit other rings often. You have some Glamours follow you around as your guards!

Not that you need them. They just want to spend time with you.

However, even if you love your people, you won’t stand for betrayal. NO ONE is allowed in the Greed ring. If they are found in the Greed ring, they are not allowed to return.

Everyone in the Envy ring understands your hate for Mammon, so they avoid him as much as they can.

Anyways. You also throw many parties since you and your ring just love drugs and alcohol.

While others fight for their lives, you guys are living your best afterlives.

You believe in Charlie’s redemption hotel, so you always advertise it whenever you host an event.

During the war, you and your people helped fight off Angels.

You put a protective spell over the Glamours and Sinners from the Envy ring, but they still got it and it broke your heart. Or, whatever you had.

You took care of all of your people and made sure they were in good shape.

Long story short, your people adore you. You’re their idol, the one they look up to if anything happens.

You’re like their parent and they’re like your children. You wouldn’t have it any other way.

[shiroisotto64]

oh my if ur still taking helluva requests how about this:

nsfw headcanons for fizz and ozzie with a shy/virgin S/O who’s secretly has some super kinky fantasies?

- fizz would laugh and Ozzie would fuss at him. Fizz makes a comment about how it’s always the shy ones yet you all know he’s only teasing.

- they both are freaky asf though. Yet Ozzie makes sure they baby step you into the more hardcore stuff. He’s surprised by the amount of lust you give off despite being a virgin.

- fizz and to wrap his limbs around you when you tried to rush into things. He lightly teased you for that one to. Something about you not being able to resist the both em and how cute it was!

- regardless your in good hands and when you do get to the freakier shit imma pray for you. Cause they do have really good stamina! And they both know how to use it. So good luck 👩🏽‍🦯

[neatotito]

Mind-blown and honored to be included in this sick as fuck Indie Animation AMV! Give it a watch!

[asterjennifer]

Best fucking frames in the episode.

[definetlyaddicted]

your honor, them.

just look at them.

[uncertain3teeth]

you can tell blitzo probably still likes fizzarolli like asking questions abt their relationship like "who tops?" and trying to like get information and still like be connected to them and also walking in on them kissing but also hearing singing abt how asmodeus and fizz love eachother

[pillowdrawz]

HAZBIN HOTEL LUCIFER X GREATEST SHOWMAN.

Lucifer/Charlie/Vaggie Design belong to cholv0q! I love their Hazbin hotel designs!.

Also I keep thinking how the greatest showman songs fits with lucifer SO MUCH!! DJDJDBNS especially Since Jeremy jordan(Lucifers Va) was about to be in the Greatest showman BUT GOT ROBBED PLEASE RELEASE HIS DEMOS I WANNA HEAR HIM SING A MILLION DREAMS FULL VERSION-

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Anyways silly crossover yay