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saw trap recording but jigsaw’s cat hasn’t been fed even though it’s 6 pm so it’s really hard to focus on the instructions because of the yowling
#shitty saw traps#saw franchise#mod amanda#hello welcome to your personal (MEOW) hell. you stole money from a charity and got off (MEOW) Scott-free. Will you (MEOW)— FUCK
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queer people?
#pitskederdoenerhaendler#pitske’s art#w2h film#w2h#welcome to hell film#w2h jonathan#w2h sock#sockathan#I am insaning today please send no help I need to suffer in silence and lonely#except that Tecs with me in vc HELLO MIKKEYYY#anyway. I drew the gays#I like them so much I think they shouldn't kill themselves#I got a vision for drawing today. I just fnally needed to get these out of my system#I was asked if I would post them today or tomorrow but you have to understand my schedule does not exist and posting happens on a whim#either way stay safe y'all love you
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dumb tma fic idea: when michael becomes the distortion it's still technically bound to the eye because his contract never ended with the institute/the eye. and he has to come in like once a week to do paperwork or he'll feel ill
#bro imagine#elias: oh michael can you organise these folders pls? thanks#*an hour later*#michael: here's your paperwork :) *sets it down on the table and it clips into the fucking underground tunnels* whoopsies. okay bye#idk i find the concept of it being extremely angry about having to do mundane office work very funny#the interactions with gertrude omg....#first week would be awkward as hell like#michael: hello gertrude :)#gertrude#who did not anticipate this:...hello michael#passive aggressively taking statements#michael: hi welcome to the magnus institute- omg hi i haven't seen you in ages! ! ! how are you! ! !#his latest victim that somehow managed to get out: What The Fuck#tma michael#tma#michael tma#michael#michael distortion#michael the distortion#tma the distortion#the distortion#idk i may be the only one who finds this funny.... idk
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Thirst/comfort???? How about Luci about to have sex with reader (their first time) and they cant at all relax? They're really tense and shaky because they know its gonna hurt. (Luci comforting reader during the whole thing? i dont know if this counts as a thirst)
-🍊Oranchi🍊
18+ nsfw headcanon // minors do not interact
Omg 😩💕!!!
Lucifer is a caretaker at heart and that extends to the bedroom. Depending on what u want huehue 😏
He knows if it's done right, it shouldn't be that painful. Of course he knows everyone is different but he assures you that he will try to make it the least painful as possible, 'slow and steady' is how it'll be done he tells you when he sees how nervous you are.
He would be so soft and sweet, he loves you and he wouldn't do anything to harm you. He would check in on you frequently through out the whole session. He'd be so gentle, praising you when he can.
"Look at how well you're taking my fingers already."
He'd press soft tender kisses to your face and neck as his warm lubed up fingers gently finger fuck you. He'd murmur a small "we can stop anytime you're uncomfortable my little lamb."
He will make sure you're as comfortable as you can be. After all, and perhaps there's some selfishness here, it'd hurt his pride if you didn't enjoy your first time with him.
"Mm...doing so good. The tip is already in, how are you feeling?" He asks and presses a sweet kiss to your forehead.
"Oh my little lamb wants more? Very well then." ⬦
also someone requested a virgin mc version of this back in june and I've been sitting on it ever since. perhaps I should continue to work on it?🫣
Lucifers part is actually done and idk if I wanna release that by itself or not in case I don't actually finish it... Decisions of an amateur writer. 😔
#the virgin™️ agenda will always be top tier to me ♡#also tbh I consider this a thirst ig bc like it's not a proper fic & more like just...thirsty chatting/hc sharing 😆🥰#if I end up writing something proper from a thirst then it's just a win at that point for the both of us LOL 😭🥳#also hello oranchi welcome!!! 🥰♡♡♡#tysm for this! it got my writer brain going & I always appreciate the hell out of that!! ♡#fuck luci's so daddy to me alskdkglgl#obey me#obey me lucifer#obey me smut#obey me headcanons#obey me lucifer smut#obey me lucifer headcanons#obey me lucifer x reader#obey me lucifer x you#obey me x reader#✩ — the star: ��Oranchi🍊!#◇˖・゚— › cosmic obey me . ⊹
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I MISS THE BOOPS,,,
#mushyrt#boop#bring boops back#Damn tumblr thanks for the amazing April Fools#ALSO HELLO OLD AND NEW FRIENDS#i’m dead as hell on Tumblr since I adore the impermanence of Instagram stories#but it’s incredible to see friends from years ago still floating around#feel free to interact with me however you want!!#I WANT TO BOOP MORE PEOPLE LMFAO#EVEN IF I HAVE TO FIND OTHER WAYS#Feel free to spam me with anything!!!#I adore reading reblogs and comments#tHEY’RE SO FUNNY#WELCOME TO MY BLOG AND MY LITTLE HELLSCAPE
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why is so much happening this week ahhhh
#critical role#junoverse#malevolent#hello from the hallowoods#welcome to night vale#bells hells#tlovm#vox machina#tpp#the penumbra podcast#hfth#wtnv#@all creators THIS WEEK for some reason: AHHHHHHH#ty for your time
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Medications I am taking for my current ordeal
Prednisone: Steroid. Reduces the inflammation of my herniated disc. Knocked out 99% of the pain. MVP. Mood elevation for a couple of weeks (wanted to deep clean the whole house), then it started to make me kind of mentally scattered and easily agitated. Spinal doctor discontinued it so I can have a Big Steroid in two weeks.
Tylenol: A good time. Helps pain a lot. Does more for me than actual opioids. Watch your liver.
Flexeril: Muscle relaxer. Will make you (me) groggy for days afterwards without actually doing much. Mostly made me not care that things hurt. Did keep me from deep-cleaning the house. It was that or a tranquilizer dart.
Meloxicam: Non-steroidal anti-inflammatory. Leg is a little fussy but 90% of the pain is at bay. Makes me loopy and kind of groggy but it’s only for two weeks. Acceptable.
Tizanidine: Muscle relaxer. No perceptible benefit, feels like being drunk, makes me post about politics. Discontinuing immediately.
#medications#me for some reason#health#tribulations#hello new followers! I blog about my health! welcome to hell!
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gonna get back into the swing of things with!! some faces I did a bit ago!!!
+ closeups and oc creds under the cut!
the welcome home guys ofc <3
some of my guys!
(Niebla belongs to both me and @akemima ! <3)
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And now, some friends’ ocs!
Lady belongs to @gremliinsart, Keira belongs to @funonion001 !!! :3
Sundown belongs to @carnivalcarrion !! <3
Damon belongs to @sammysun , Wizard belongs to @akemima !! :33 <3<3
#this was a while ago it feels SO OLD#by the way. this was hell to format. tumblr web and mobile both have skill issues idc#welcome home#welcome home fanart#howdy pillar#sally starlet#eddie dear#eddie my beloved <3 eddie my love <3#frank frankly#oh hes my baby…my babygirl…frank…#sorry i forgot how ill i am about them#laughingstock lowkey been ruining my life lately (bogs fault)#AUUUUGHHH FUCKKK I MISS STAMPS.#oh i got a stamps ask a bit ago. gonna finally respond to it#BTW: saying this now bc its been a problem with a lot of people/for a while. i will answer asks that are asks!#people popping in to say hello is always loved ofc <3 but. it clutters up a lot. if youre new/sharing kind words ill respond ofc!#but if youre in my inbox just to be there/to grab my attenion. im not gonna respond😭 this keeps happening and it makes me kinda sad idk#ANYWAY ANYWAY. not gonna waste my tags with a ramble#oc fanart#sherri stitch-up#hotel hubbub#niebla valentine#puppet oc#daiki iyer#indigo’s art#art#indigo’s ocs#other people’s ocs#puppet ocs#expression practice
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environment concept previews for my new au :3c
#trigun#trigun stampede#ice planet AU#andr0art#hello yes its Another AU#you thought i will stop at 3? lol#very excited about this one tho#welcome to no mans land aka Hell Froze Over#or ice ball
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"By all the gods, there are three of them?"
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Daniel Jackson in “First Contact”
#stargate#atlantis#stargateedit#stargate atlantis#daniel jackson#michael shanks#s5#ep10#5.10#***edits#every time i get to s5 of atlantis i KNOW i'm gonna see him#but it's still like#'here comes the boy...hello boy...welcome...there he is'#also oh to be the extra whose job it was to scruff and drag michael shanks#i would've just kept going#'cut. cut! CUT! what the hell are you doing put him DOWN'#'actually i'll be taking this with me thanks'
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The sheer bitchassery of Oregon and Washington not just blocking California's number and instead letting the phone ring a bit before hanging up every time he calls!!!
#gay people are SO PETTY!!!!!!!!!!!!#new episode... good...#i love seeing washington and oregon just canonically exist in gossip hell#they talk shit!!! good for them...good for them#shakes newmex. hello king nice to see you again ‼️‼️‼️#and pr <333 omg they're friendsssss yaaaaa#lune talks#wttt#wttsh#ben brainard#wttt washington#wttt oregon#wttt california#welcome to the statehouse#welcome to the table
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Dude it's like 3am I'm going bonkers
#hello neighbor#secret neighbor#jack black#enzo esposito#welcome to raven brooks#nenzo#ducktales on the ps3#wtrb#hello neighbor welcome to raven brooks#enzo x nicky#nicky roth#nicky x enzo#nicky hello neighbor#what the hell even is this#im so bored#ignore the mistakes brah
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how it started
how it's going
#welcome to raven brooks#hello neighbor#hello neighbor welcome to raven brooks#nicky roth#this series has a chokehold on me#I'm gonna have to wait months to find out what he didnto this boy#until then my best guess is dehumanizing tactics#and whatever the hell is beyond the raven door#he NEEDS therapy#my art
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I'm sorry but I kinda just think this scene is really funny, like Trinity is just walking through the halls when like INSTANTLY
*NEIGHBOR HELL*
LIKE HE'S EVEN SCALED TO DIFFERENT BODY TYPES WHAT IS THIS
I KNOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE REPRESENTING HER TRAUMA FROM THE DAY BEFORE BUT I BUST OUT LAUGHING EVERY TIME
-Calypso
#i'm sorry i'm probably terrible for this#but like girly THAT'S FUNNY AS HELL WHEEZE#(Not trinity bashing)#(Girl's been through a lot)#hello neighbor#hello neighbor welcome to raven brooks#welcome to raven brooks#trinity bales#trinity bales hello neighbor#non art post
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Luke @ The 5SOS Show Tour Chicago - 23 August 2023
#hello I'm back welcome to another day in hell I'm Crystal and I'll be your host 😌#5sos#5 seconds of summer#luke#luke hemmings#the 5sos show tour chicago#kh4f post#there is only so much to say at this point#this man has a body. it got very sweaty the other night. it was photographed in that state. it is now apparently a fixation of mine.#for normal reasons#nothing to see here#except a very tall very broad man in a very tight tank top displaying his very sweaty chest hair and toned biceps#like if that's something that interests you you've come to the right place#🥱🥱🥱#couldn't be me obviously#the 5sos show tour
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