#hello welcome to hell

[shittysawtraps]

saw trap recording but jigsaw’s cat hasn’t been fed even though it’s 6 pm so it’s really hard to focus on the instructions because of the yowling

[destructo-range]

dumb tma fic idea: when michael becomes the distortion it's still technically bound to the eye because his contract never ended with the institute/the eye. and he has to come in like once a week to do paperwork or he'll feel ill

[cosmicstarlatte]

Thirst/comfort???? How about Luci about to have sex with reader (their first time) and they cant at all relax? They're really tense and shaky because they know its gonna hurt. (Luci comforting reader during the whole thing? i dont know if this counts as a thirst)

-🍊Oranchi🍊

18+ nsfw headcanon // minors do not interact

Omg 😩💕!!!

Lucifer is a caretaker at heart and that extends to the bedroom. Depending on what u want huehue 😏

He knows if it's done right, it shouldn't be that painful. Of course he knows everyone is different but he assures you that he will try to make it the least painful as possible, 'slow and steady' is how it'll be done he tells you when he sees how nervous you are.

He would be so soft and sweet, he loves you and he wouldn't do anything to harm you. He would check in on you frequently through out the whole session. He'd be so gentle, praising you when he can.

"Look at how well you're taking my fingers already."

He'd press soft tender kisses to your face and neck as his warm lubed up fingers gently finger fuck you. He'd murmur a small "we can stop anytime you're uncomfortable my little lamb."

He will make sure you're as comfortable as you can be. After all, and perhaps there's some selfishness here, it'd hurt his pride if you didn't enjoy your first time with him.

"Mm...doing so good. The tip is already in, how are you feeling?" He asks and presses a sweet kiss to your forehead.

"Oh my little lamb wants more? Very well then." ⬦

also someone requested a virgin mc version of this back in june and I've been sitting on it ever since. perhaps I should continue to work on it?🫣

Lucifers part is actually done and idk if I wanna release that by itself or not in case I don't actually finish it... Decisions of an amateur writer. 😔

[meltedmush]

I MISS THE BOOPS,,,

[cleolinda]

Medications I am taking for my current ordeal

Prednisone: Steroid. Reduces the inflammation of my herniated disc. Knocked out 99% of the pain. MVP. Mood elevation for a couple of weeks (wanted to deep clean the whole house), then it started to make me kind of mentally scattered and easily agitated. Spinal doctor discontinued it so I can have a Big Steroid in two weeks.

Tylenol: A good time. Helps pain a lot. Does more for me than actual opioids. Watch your liver.

Flexeril: Muscle relaxer. Will make you (me) groggy for days afterwards without actually doing much. Mostly made me not care that things hurt. Did keep me from deep-cleaning the house. It was that or a tranquilizer dart.

Meloxicam: Non-steroidal anti-inflammatory. Leg is a little fussy but 90% of the pain is at bay. Makes me loopy and kind of groggy but it’s only for two weeks. Acceptable.

Tizanidine: Muscle relaxer. No perceptible benefit, feels like being drunk, makes me post about politics. Discontinuing immediately.

[indigopoptart]

gonna get back into the swing of things with!! some faces I did a bit ago!!!

+ closeups and oc creds under the cut!

the welcome home guys ofc <3

some of my guys!

(Niebla belongs to both me and @akemima ! <3)

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And now, some friends’ ocs!

Lady belongs to @gremliinsart, Keira belongs to @funonion001 !!! :3

Sundown belongs to @carnivalcarrion !! <3

Damon belongs to @sammysun , Wizard belongs to @akemima !! :33 <3<3

[andr0nap]

environment concept previews for my new au :3c

[the-archpriest-and-the-outcast]

"By all the gods, there are three of them?"

[fighting-naturalist]

Daniel Jackson in “First Contact”

[lunearobservatory]

The sheer bitchassery of Oregon and Washington not just blocking California's number and instead letting the phone ring a bit before hanging up every time he calls!!!

[thewokemachine]

Dude it's like 3am I'm going bonkers

[nezumithewriter]

how it started

how it's going

[mystycalypso]

I'm sorry but I kinda just think this scene is really funny, like Trinity is just walking through the halls when like INSTANTLY

*NEIGHBOR HELL*

LIKE HE'S EVEN SCALED TO DIFFERENT BODY TYPES WHAT IS THIS

I KNOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE REPRESENTING HER TRAUMA FROM THE DAY BEFORE BUT I BUST OUT LAUGHING EVERY TIME

-Calypso

[kindahoping4forever]

Luke @ The 5SOS Show Tour Chicago - 23 August 2023

[starleska]

i really did try to hold it together re: Han Solo after finishing the trilogy but ohhhh my god. why is he so pretty. and why does his voice sound like that!!!! 🙈✨✨✨✨

[cleolinda]

Three fundamental facts, when it comes to me and perfume:

I love perfume

Ironically I am very sensitive to perfume, I get headaches or sometimes even sneeze fits very easily, so I only ever wear it in very small amounts

I am very worried about bothering anyone else with perfume, even at home, so I end up wearing it very rarely, and when I do, again, small amounts, and a scent that stays close to the skin

But lately, I've been trying to actually WEAR some of my vast collection of perfumes (mostly treasured samples). I've been wearing tiny dabs of, like, sandalwood, amber, or Egyptian musk (I am fascinated by how all of these show up in modern perfumery and how they're made), or one of my Pacifica rollerballs. But! why not! wear like a fancy perfume? So I wear a dab of L'Heure Bleue the other night, watching youtube in my jams like the fanciest homebody to ever body home. Great. This morning, why don't I try a discreet and subtle whiff of

HYPNOTIC POISON,

(Dior, 1998), the very first fancy Name perfume I got mine own full bottle of, like... two years ago. It's pretty fresh. It's not aged. It hasn't mellowed. It smells like a pillowy soft almond-coconut cupcake floating on a miasma of hornt-up white floral--a mix of jasmine and tuberose. I love jasmine, and jasmine loves me; apparently I amp tuberose like a motherfucker. I don't know if Dior meant the "poison" to be a symbolic almond "cyanide," but it's not. It's that tuberose chokehold. Mistakes have been made. I legit sprayed it into a tissue and waved the tissue AT myself, and I am about to pass out four hours later. And now it's on my favorite sweater hoodie and I will never get it off. Only fire can cleanse us now. Maybe I thought I could wear Hypnotic Poison "subtly," but it is P E R F U M E down to its smallest atom. Four and a half stars, will try to wave at it from another room next time.