#hello moto

[srmxy]

My Bluetooth headphones say "Hello Moto" in a female voice when I turn them on and my automatic reaction is always to think "Hi bitch". After a while such meanness began to take its toll on my soul, so I started thinking "Hello my good friend" instead, but I've always suspected that somewhere beneath that well-rehearsed inner monologue response, a deeper part of my consciousness still thinks "Hi bitch". Well, this morning I was waiting for my number to come up at the bank when I heard "Hello Moto" and, without thinking, said "Hi bitch" out loud (like that, in English) (I do not live in an English-speaking country). I turned and saw that the words had come from the unspeakably loud headphones sitting on an old lady's lap and that, to my horror, she was looking straight at me with an expression I couldn't quite decipher. I felt like explaining to her and anyone else who might be overhearing that I'm actually a good person and always greet my headphones with "Hello my good friend", but why would she believe me? Why would she, when I didn't believe myself? That's when she opened her mouth and said: "I think she's a bitch too".

[cutebutstilltoughxoxo]

nostalgic noises from the mid to late 2000s / ringtone

[nekobernardo]

moto g(60)

f/1,9 • 1/427• 6,03mm • ISO100

[poserwasbornhere]

[webdiggerxxx]

꧁★꧂

[cr-arnival]

a really high-effort thing that i made a while ago but never got around to posting. happy yaoi day

close-ups of the faces because im fairly happy with them actually

[zestyaahbutler]

So real

I'm asking you to delete ur tumblr.com

Hello, to answer your question, preferably i will not. Guys I don't know who this individual is, I've totally never met them in my life. Anyway remember to pls like and subscribe

[bishonenvoicedbyadyke]

[olibavee]

woke up to my new phone restarting due to a security update and saying "hello moto :)" (it's a motorola and ig they do that when they start up) well. in my half-asleep state, what i heard was -ROBOT VOICE- "HELLO, MORTAL" and let me tell you. that is a very fun thing to hear at 1 in the morning in the dark by yourself.

[dreamingamongthestars]

A FUCKING YO?!?!!?!?!

[absolutewifey]

Oh no.

I've found the Razr+

It comes in pink (but they call it "viva magenta" for some reason) and they make clear cases for it.

It's in no way a downgrade from my GA12 but it looks so dumb! I just love it so much!!!

I lost my phone when I was out to dinner last night. 100% my fault but thankfully (I think because I'm on a new dosage for my antidepressant) I'm not fretting over it at all! And usually I would be freaked the fuck out over this! My phone is just a thing that can be replaced, all the photos and videos that I recorded and wanted to keep are either already posted on one of my socials or saved to Google Drive.

It honestly feels kind of freeing.

I might downgrade when I get a new phone (if my partner doesn't give me his old phone)

Do they still make GOOD flip phones? Or do drug dealers only keep up demand for the crazy soft $20 flip phones?

[oghellokittyislandadventure]

Me and daddy at yugioh card convention

[nekobernardo]

moto g(60)

f/1,9 • 1/1000 • 6,03mm • ISO200

[yogurtlamp]

holy fuck guys, the third ex from my dear ex? literally the bitchiest twink ever. Shinshin "Brat" Nakamura.

[kingofthering]

AUSTRIA 2021 | pre-race preparation.