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Made a little something on slur reclamation.

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“(Please), don’t (you dare) look away”

Soooooo

I got way too obsessed with the bilibili merch… *kicks rocks*

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He is eating sweets again 🍓🍰

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the insane experience of missing a fictional character . like you can always go back and reread the book , replay the game , rewatch the show or movie , you can always go back & see them , but you can never experience them & their story for the first time again . its absurd to miss them because they'll always be there , but you'll miss when there were still new things for them to say .

for a small time they were real & growing and changing and you hung onto every new word, but now all they can do is repeat the same story forever&ever & they're not real anymore because you know everything they're going to do. & you miss them. its fucked man...

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ok lawlight shitpost who wants it

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“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo

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I always find it weird when people say L didn’t care that much about Watari. he literally jumped to grab the screen after Watari didn’t answer him once and looked so fucking scared and concerned

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well yeah i have a pet hydra and it only has one head. i'm not going to cut its head off just to make it look cooler, you asshole. that's seriously unethical. and i'm not letting you cut its head off either. if you really want a hydra with multiple heads, you should go for a rescue- but if you want your pet to look cooler at the cost of its physical health, maybe you shouldn't get any kind of pet at all. no, the hydra's not for guarding my evil tower, it's my pet. have you ever heard of a pet? like a puppy or a kitty? you think i can't defend my evil tower by my self?

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imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

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get those abs off of him

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Did anyone ever like attempt to document and compile the variations of Barney the dinosaur murder ballads across the elementary school system in the early 2000s. Like legit it has always fascinated me as a phenomena and I would love to know if there were like traceable regional variations or what.

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I believe you're Kira. Maybe Kira adjacent, Kira-curious even . Unless if thats what you want me to think, Light Yagami.

🪡 inspired by this tweet ⤵️