#hello hes gorgeous

[invye]

We are interrupting our regularly scheduled program to bring you a snippet of a potential ZoSan undercover as a married couple fic:

(Timeline wise shoehorned in sometime shortly after the timeskip, before the Strawhats make it back into the news big time.)

(People need saving from a exclusive circle of nobility, but most of the Stawhats have already been seen around the island, so the lot ends up on Zoro and Sanji to try get in posing as a freshly married couple on their honeymoon to try get more information.)

[after coming up with the plan and Zoro and Sanji hesitantly agreeing]

Robin: "You seem a little stressed, Cook-san."

Sanji, chain-smoking his third cigarette: "I'm fine, I'll do this… I just… I don't like lying about something as significant as marriage, alright? I know it's stupid, but that's just how I am."

Luffy, perking up from where one might have thought he wasn't paying attention at all: "Oi, Sanji, promise to protect Zoro?"

Sanji, puffing out smoke: "Obviously, the Marimo would get lost within all of two seconds without me having his back."

Luffy: "Good! Now, Zoro--!"

Zoro, already rising to the bait: "Oi, if anyone is protecting anyone, I'll be guarding your lanky ass, shit cook!"

Luffy, laughing: "Alright, then as the captain of this ship I hereby pronounce you married!"

Zoro:

Sanji:

Robin: "Oh my, congratulations!"

Brook: bursts into song

Luffy, grinning at Sanji: "See, now it's not a lie anymore, so you don't have to feel bad about calling Zoro your husband."

Zoro: "LUFFY!!! YOU CAN'T JUST--"

Sanji: wordlessly walks off to get ready for the mission

Usopp: "Wait, wait!" runs after Sanji, grabbing his wrist

Sanji: stares

Usopp, sweating nervously: "Need your ring size…"

Sanji: staring intensifies

Usopp, scurrying off as quickly as humanly possible: "Wedding gift!"

Luffy, in the distance, still being yelled at by Zoro: "Too bad we don't have time to celebrate, I really want some wedding cake… :("

[steveharrirngton]

you make heaven a place on earth ♪

[rninies]

jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware.

[zerodaryls]

Pete Burns of Dead Or Alive in the music video for Your Sweetness (Is Your Weakness) [1990]

[imsaunteringvaguelydownwards]

started the acolyte for the plot, stayed for the “plot” (qimir)

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price as Jarvis Pym

Get Smart; Is This Trip Necessary? (1969)

[technicolourtelevision]

business bitch ken is back || SUCCESSION 4x05

[games2girlsdotcom]

I can't think straight I can't see straight help

(Supermega patreon bts of I love working out)

[hiphopcherrrypop]

Could you draw matakara enjoying some food from arajin’s family restaurant :3 he deserves all nice things

HE TRULY DOES !!!

[hughesvolpe]

maybe i take back what i said about the haircut

[saturnerens]

the new pic of andrew… can he throw me off a cliff

[andy-clutterbuck]

𝟿𝚡𝟶𝟺 | 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙾𝚋𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚎𝚍

[om0000]

Hiihelllohiiiii 😋😋

[einaudis]

Watching "Neverafter" for the first time (yay!) and wow, I've never been more distracted while watching a show in my LIFE... Because they're all so attractive? What is this sorcery?!

[perhaps-in-anotherdream]

[CN] Victor’s 2023 Qixi Cards + PV Cut

“Even if a thousand years go by, I will still come to your side.”

“If (you) continue like this, I can’t promise I won’t become intoxicated.”

“There are certain stories that will be immortalized in time.”

“If (you) continue like this, I can’t promise I won’t become intoxicated.”

—

[sincericida]

ANDREW GARFIELD at the Zegna Fashion Show (NEWS)

The man is aliv! And so fine...