#hello from russia

[flamen1801]

Maybe I should get out of the historical direction? I probably don't know shit. I was ridiculed by a teacher of Russian history, who said that everything I said about Peter III's mother was fiction and maybe I should write novels.I'm an idiot, I read Mylnikov in vain, I watched and read Medinsky in vain, I read Spitsyn's textbook in vain, I read articles on Peter the Third in vain. All in vain!

[juliapriestman]

Wow... It's so rainy today in Chelyabinsk... and thunder with lighting...

And how I will go on my work tomorrow?

Goodnight, everyone!

[flamen1801]

(ЕЕЕЕЕБАААААТЬ, АРАКЧЕЕВ-ВАМПИР, КАК ЖЕ ЭТО АХУИТЕЛЬНО!)

Arakcheev is a vampire, it's just gorgeous!

I went to play sdv so didn't draw much🤷

[flamen1801]

I made interchangeable clips with Paul I and Peter III for bracelets. I'm sitting happy

[juliapriestman]

I remembered my old pun

Attention

"What was the name of the person who started vomiting milk after shaking on a roller coaster?

Milkshake"

Fiut, ha!

[flamen1801]

(Арт прикольный, но Пашеньку жалко:( )

Yayayya Paul and Alexander

I do not know much besides Alexander agreeing to overthrow paul(but he didn’t know his father would get killed), Paul getting strangled, stabbed and trampled to death so mistakes will definitely be there…(in case I get jumped for getting something wrong)

Also I gave up on drawing Alexander’s hair

[butchaholic]

literally just copy-pasting significant portions of From Russia With Love into tumblr because i love piracy and scary women.

It was said that Rosa Klebb would let no torturing take place without her. There was a blood-spattered smock in her office, and a low camp-stool, and they said that when she was seen scurrying through the basement passages dressed in the smock and with the stool in her hand, the word would go round, and even the workers in SMERSH would hush their words and bend low over their papers--perhaps even cross their fingers in their pockets--until she was reported back in her room. For, or so they whispered, she would take the camp-stool and draw it up close below the face of the man or woman that hung down over the edge of the interrogation table. Then she would squat down on the stool and look into the face and quietly say 'No1' or 'No10' or 'No25' and the inquisitors would know what she meant and they would begin. And she would watch the eyes in the face a few inches away from hers and breathe in the screams as if they were perfume. And, depending on the eyes, she would quietly change the torture, and say 'Now No36' or 'Now No64' and the inquisitors would do something else. As the courage and resistance seeped out of the eyes, and they began to weaken and beseech, she would start cooing softly. 'There, there my dove. Talk to me, my pretty one, and it will stop. It hurts. Ah me, it hurts so, my child. And one is so tired of the pain. One would like it to stop, and to be able to lie down in peace, and for it never to begin again. Your mother is here beside you, only waiting to stop the pain. She has a nice soft cosy bed all ready for you to sleep on and forget, forget, forget. Speak,' she would whisper lovingly. 'You have only to speak and you will have peace and no more pain.' If the eyes still resisted, the cooing would start again. 'But you are foolish, my pretty one. Oh so foolish. This pain is nothing. Nothing! You don't believe me, my little dove? Well then, your mother must try a little, but only a very little, of No87.' And the interrogators would hear and change their instruments and their aim, and she would squat there and watch the life slowly ebbing from the eyes until she had to speak loudly into the ear of the person or the words would not reach the brain. But it was seldom, so they said, that the person had the will to travel far along SMERSH's road of pain, let alone to the end, and, when the soft voice promised peace, it nearly always won, for somehow Rosa Klebb knew from the eyes the moment when the adult had been broken down into a child crying for its mother. And she provided the image of the mother and melted the spirit where the harsh words of a man would have toughened it. Then, after yet another suspect had been broken, Rosa Klebb would go back down the passage with her camp-stool and take off her newly soiled smock and get back to her work and the word would go round that all was over and normal activity would come back to the basement.

[sovietpostcards]

SPITE CHECKMARKS

LOL thank you!

No hard feelings about the post, everyone does as they see best! I do appreciate the rainbows very much :D

[miikoissant]

Life update: I'M SUDDENLY LIKING RUSSIA (the character) AGAIN AFTER A MONTH?!?!?!?!?!?!? OUT OF ALL CHARACTERS TO LIKE, HIM???? THIS IS A MISTAKE WHY WOULD I, I JUST SAW A PICTURE OF HIM AND THEN I GOT DRAGGED AGAIN TO THE MESSY HOLE OF APH RUSSIA HYPERFIXATION SHOULD I BE SCARED OR NOT??? OR BOTH???? SOS I'M GUILTY FOR USED TO AND THEN LIKING HIM AGAIN (why am i making a post of this it's not like i'm gonna die or anything 💀)

[flamen1801]

АХУУУУУЕЕЕЕЕТЬ, КАКОЙ СОЧНЫЙ ПАВЕЛ БЛЯЯЯЯЯТЬ

Why is Pavel so sexy!?

Other works〜

[flamen1801]

A series about Paul I is being filmed and do you know who will be there? ARAKCHEEV!!

And this is not the fucked up one that was in the Salvation Alliance, noooo

This one almost fits Arakcheev (Arakcheev's eyes are gray, and the actor's are green)

I'm very happy! My two little angels will appear on the tap together!❤️

[erynriryn]

instagram comments fr be like

"you're not german you're white, just refer to yourself as white"

my brother in christ, there's POC who are German. nationality =/= race

[flamen1801]

Interesting fact:Officially, Catherine had 13 favorites (lovers), whom she skillfully used both in love and in state terms. However, she did not guess with Zubov in the state plan.

Date sim with all of Cath's boyfriends WHEN

[juliapriestman]

That's fucked up

MY DOCUMENTS MANAGED TO GET WET AT WORK OVERNIGHT

DRY EVEN THOSE THAT WILL HAVE TO BE ORDERED FOR RE-SIGNING BECAUSE THE TEXT AND THE SEALS HAVE SUFFERED LIKE FUCK

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

[viduificcl]

(( you <3’d for a Pete!!!)) “you doing okay, ms.Romanova?” Peter leant the woman a hand to help her up after some sort of balance issue. “us spiders gotta stick together, you know?”

Natasha denied the boy's help, standing up on her own. She walked with a noticeable limp, but wasn't showing any pain.

"I guess so." She brushed off, picking up one of her guns from the table and put it back in her holster. "I don't need an assistant, Peter."

Natasha wasn't trying to be rude on purpose, but she had been busy all afternoon, and didn't want to deal with any more.

[phantomrose96]

Season 3 Elias is so goddamn fucking funny to me I forgot what a rollercoaster he was during my first listen.

Like the s2 finale has Jurgen Leitner giving Jon the whole "monsters are real speech" and Jon's like "I need a cigarette. NO ONE get brutal pipe murdered while I'm gone" and Jurgen fails step 1 because Elias walks in and grabs Jon's point-and-click-adventure pipe he'd been carrying around and Brutal Pipe Murders. Which, of course, Jon walks back in on and is prime suspect #1 due to literally every single feature trait and word he's said in the entirety of s2.

So naturally s3 starts with Jon on the lam and Officer Tonner like "I'm gonna arrest him for brutal pipe murder" and I'M like "Shit. I hate this. Elias is going to SO easily pin it on Jon and get away with it."

EXCEPT Elias walks in and is like "hello Ms. Officer no Jon Archivist did not kill that man, also I won't tell you anything else, also this is what you sound like" while reciting all her childhood trauma and all her illegal activity that will get HER sent to jail for brutal murder of the non-pipe variety and now I'm like "....huh." He's also like "Jon didn't do it but you can kill him if you want maybe :)" Elias your alibi????

And then we come BACK with Jon storming Elias's office with his two lesbian bodyguards as back up and he's like "I'm gonna use my powers to make you confess to pipe murder!" At which point Elias is like "It doesn't work on me. But I'm having fun so Martin go get everyone I need to tell you all how I committed pipe murder." and Martin does and Elias is like "Yes I pipe murdered. I also killed Gertrude. I love murder. You will not be compensated extra for this time. Get back to work." And they... DO... just go back to work. Because work is haunted. One of the lesbian police officers works here now, too. This just happened. "Also living dolls from Russia are about to Apocalypse the world, Jon go stop it," Elias says, while also saying "no I'm not gonna tell you how to stop it."

Okay???? Mr. Elias man??? And you're like "maybe he's a ruthless tactician? Maybe he's brutal but it's all in the interest of stopping the doll apocalypse??? He wants to save the earth???" Except THAT'S not even true it's actually more like he's trying to get the Russian dolls kicked out of line at Disney World so HE gets to meet Mickey Mouse first by which I mean, start his OWN Apocalypse, because if the dolls do it first well then what's the point of apocalypsing a planet that's become someone else's sloppy seconds.

Anyway Elias's master strategy here is to bring the human equivalent of a drowned cat to the gun fight and just sit back and watch Jon fall down every set of stairs he finds while Elias goes "This is good. This will work." His name isn't even fucking Elias.