#hello friend hello

[monstroum]

it seems i’ve made matters worse . / mr. memphis!

the sound memphis' teeth make when they sink down into his apple is unbelievably loud , but he doesn't seem to notice . some of the fruit's juice runs down the side of his hand and the man has no qualms in running his tongue across the curve of his thumb . it's obscene and not the kind of behaviour one should be displaying in public ( was he even allowed to bring outside food into a diner ? ) . either way , he was far more interested in the shiny red apple in his hand than the very serious woman sitting across from him . " hm , you do have a knack for ruining things . " memphis casually pointed out in-between chews . his pale eyes were suddenly on her . " and that's what i like about you , birdy . "

he flashed every single one of his sharp teeth at her in a wide grin . there was so much pain and misery looming over that girl's head and yet , she seemed to have no fun in inflicting it upon others . A SHAME , really , but mr. memphis wasn't complaining . he took another large bite of his apple and a waitress gave him the stink-eye . the guy was far too busy pointing his scarred finger at odile's nose . " that pretty face of yours can't hide all the nasty business goin' on inside you . others might not see it , but i do ─── rotten . absolutely rotten . " he scrunches his nose as he says that six letter word but it is out of delight . after all , FILTH RECOGNISES FILTH ( well , potential filth , odile still had a long way to go if she was to become the worst possible version of herself ) . but that soul of hers was getting in the way : nothing but extra weight preventing her from spreading her wings and setting the skies on fire .

MEMPHIS WISHED HE COULD RELIEVE HER FROM THAT WEIGHT . and , just like the snake had done to eve back in the day , he extended an offering to odile . his arm stretched across the table separating them to hold out an apple , half-eaten , sure , but still , a gift to qualm a woman's guilty conscience . " here . have a bite . "

[firestia]

Little pony princesses 💗

[beebfreeb]

Louisiana Meshi!!!! Thistle will be at the crawfish boil.

[nitw]

there's like no evidence of gravityfallsdotpng ever existing aside from the internet archive but i miss it so much. maybe my sense of humor is beyond saving but some of these still genuinely make me lose it

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[vmpyrgal]

Pink cds and dvds ~ <3

[juwas]

hello kitty shinkansen pink bullet train in japan

[piedpip3rrr]

These nerdy prudes gotta die

[indigonite]

The Golden Trio

The Percy Jackson series is out so it’s time to revisit old classics

[thebrainrotsreal]

Drew this real quick because I fucking love these two so much ???? Especially Bee. I wish they interacted more so badly. PLEASE.

Also learning how to draw these guys.. slowly.

[rystiel]

canon fic writer and creative mind stanley pines would do numbers on ao3 i think

[cattnipt]

Fucked up looking dog you got there

[collophora]

I resurrected my tumblr just to post this

[meowiu]

hello kitty sushi ﹒ 𐙚 ˚ ﹒⟢

[puddingmelo]

source : xiaohongshu ☆

[bobbiesquares]