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[sunnibits]

potentially hot take but this is a pet peeve of mine

[kindahoping4forever]

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[rinbylin]

阁下！不用理由就会相信、没有力量也要保护的人，阁下难道没有吗？ your excellency! someone you would believe regardless of reason and protect despite being powerless - does your excellency not have someone like that?

[babygirlhaljordan]

Opinions on Sunday? Ik u just got around to Penacony but I really wanna know ur first impression 🙏

he’s cool! i do not know ANYTHING about him besides him trying to play god + being robin’s brother but he’s cool!

i love his design! really is angel like—it fits the angelic theme he and his sister got going on.

my qpp adores him, and that’s rare since they don’t usually like men. so him gaining their love says a lot about his character, yknow?

either way, i can’t wait to see him & how he proceeds haha

[kateubanks]

we are in rarified air tonight ladies. RARIFIED AIR

[iwantacoolusernameman]

Fic idea in my head project onto my screen challenge go NOW! (please!!!)

[vaexna]

hello aphmau mcd enjoyer community. my name is xylo (or damien. or toki. or ophe.). unfortunately my first post on this damn app is going to be about an old hyperfixation that shaped me since like 5th grade

anyways, here's a wip of the high priest of o'khasis! (might or might not get finished o_o we'll see)

for some reason he's one of the only mcd/aphverse characters i've ever drawn in my life but. yk what. that's okay. the desire to draw emo boys has been strong since a young age

(ps. i need aph mcd enjoyer friends . i've been alone in this for way too long. please be my friend . my hyperfixation isn't that strong but it's strong enough for me to get the motivation at 1am to draw this mfkr. thank u for coming to my ted talk.)

[reshinless]

hello reshi good weather today innit

first of all iwant to say that i LOVE YOUR WORKS i gobbled them all up its not funny 😂😂😂😂😂hheneelelpp…… the brainrot is real and its eating AWAY!!!!!!!!!

seconf of all i keep going back to your kinich breeding kink fic. which made me wonder liek what do u think about dad kinich ,??:?\ mmmaybbeee…. mayhaps…

FEEL FREE TO IGNORE THIS no pressure ^_^

also can i be 🦢 anon i think ill probably return

hallo 🦢 nonnie!!!1!1!1 and ty, I'm happy lots of ppl read n enjoy my stuff, feel free to send more ideas >_0

he'd honestly frfr be a super good dad. like as someone who's learned that life is precious, and he's happy to have made some with you.

but if you take it in the single parent kinich aspect instead—he's just such a good dad, and often leaves hi child with mualani IF he still decides on doing saurian hunter stuff. but for sure I feel he'd leave the night warden war stuff behind

he honestly felt...somewhat scared. he fact he might have been about to lose his chance to hold his little girl again :(

oh but real talk he'd let his kid get their own saurian. I feel like he'd get them a saurian that is anything but whatever ajaw is.

he loves to throw them up in the air like genuinely he loves it so much.

same with swinging them, probably makes a playground set for them from scratch because his kid asked

he watches cartoons w your guys' children and acts like it doesn't really hurt him when something crazy happens to the mc

like ex. trolls when poppy lost her color. he was just as heartbroken as your daughter.

lowkey gains a dad bod if you think about it >_0

he always does the "ask your mom/other das" when it comes to serious stuff or things he doesn't wanna answer

example: kid asks about where babies come from..? go ask your mother sweetheart.

he brings the kid on his adventures sometimes—sometimes—only because it's his gift to them. but he knows if it were any other occasion then the kid's birthday you would kill him 💞

whenever you both do corny couple stuff the kid is always gonna go "ewwww!!" and run away while laughing.

"well would you rather me and your daddy fight all the time?" you joke as you finish braiding the little splitting image of you both's hair. "nooo! never! but you guys are cheesy!"

ajaw will be teaching the kid swear words and then blame it on kinich

like randomly while you and kinich are discussing things about I don't know getting a yumkasaurus for your little girl—you hear the same little one shout the word 'fuck.'

"where on earth did you hear that word from young lady!" "from daddy." "KINIIIICH!!"

and ajaw giggles behind the curtain watching everything unfold and he's rubbing his hands together like "muehehhehe... ur done kinich!!!..." even when u meant ur scolding light hearted after finding out about uncle ajaw. and will scold ajaw later.

thanks for coming to my ted talk

[nightingalen7]

Reasons I love Shadowheart in no particular order:

Changing her hair bc she's confused and stressed and doesn't know how to separate herself from Shar other than turning her hair fucking WHITE (which is really funny if your Tav is a Selûnite with white hair cuz you just know she wants to be like you)

Bro she got white hair

WHITE HAIR

W H I T E

H A I R

She could definitely kick my ass and I would thank her for it afterwards

She got noodle arms in-game but she's stronger than Wyll, Astarion, Halsin, and Gale

She freed herself from a psycho cult like??? Is that not??? The most??? Badass???

Her dad is a fucking WEREWOLF

You walk up to her with something serious to talk about and she's just like ✨hello lover✨ with that cute little laugh when she realizes she sounds ridiculous

Also no one talks about how flexible she is like did you NOT see the way she bent her entire fuckin leg to pin Lae'zel to the ground???

She is a FREAK

Thank u for coming to my ted talk

[kastle-thrones]

Gently holds your tags

feeling the need to repeat myself here /vlh

I have decided my social blunders are hilarious and not mortifying

HEARING THAT KINTYPES FIXATE ON THEIR OWN MEDIA SOMETIMES IS WILD TO ME. LIKE JUST AWESOME.

Like I’m an Angel and I study religious texts and angelology but !!!! LIKE HELL YEAH I CAN LIKE THIS GUY FROM MEDIA HES JUST AS HYPED AS I AM!! LETS FUCKING GO!!

I’ve always been weirdly attached to BatIM and I’ve kinda explored the possibility of fictionkin- none of the characters feel quite right, though.

Here this explains it way better than I can coherently-

I CAN IMAGINE BEING FICTIONKIN IS WILD. like being angelic doesn’t really affect my day-to-day life- no one really knows about it, and those who do don’t really care if an angel shows up on their dash.

I found out I was kin with Nimona a while back but i consider that kind of an overlap with my divinity- both result in me being light and energy and very, very trans. /lh so I don’t talk much about it!

FISTBUMPING YOU THOUGH!! HI HELLO i swear I’m usually less unhinged than this (mostly. Kind of.) i appreciate your infodump wholeheartedly and invite you to do so whenever 👍 i very much never shut up so you are free to do the same, this blog is centered around rambles because rambles make the world go round!!

Okay so as an alterhuman who loves fandom-

Does anyone else feel the struggle when you are just downright obsessed with a character, just feral over a fictional entity

And then you remember that people who kin fictional entities exist.

AND IT’S NOT IN A NEGATIVE WAY

But you have that moment of realization

Because you have said, jokingly, a million times, “lol I’m so glad this character isn’t real, I’d die of embarrassment if that real actual entity ever saw me going insane like this”.

And

Lo and behold

You make eye contact with this (not)person

That exact entity

and you just have to deal with that.

You just have to stand there knowing that you have gone “my scrimblo and their bimbinis,,,” about this entity.

And they at any time can come demand an explanation for your rabid feral tendencies that just so happen to be about them.

Like there is nothing that will ever prepare you for the experience that is-

Me, having just gotten done with the tangent of the century about how much i would kill and die for a character:

Character, leaning over my shoulder:

Me:

Anyways am I entitled to financial compensation or do i need medical insurance for that cardiac arrest (/j)

[https-murdock]

L i have a thought and would love to see what ur beautiful mind has to say

imagine matt going on a cute little ice cream date with reader (established enough relationship that they've done the deed and all that, but not enough that she knows about his abilities just yet).

it starts out all cute (maybe they've just gone out for dinner and are getting a little sweet treat before returning to the loft) and they each get their own little cones and are just strolling around the streets of Hell's Kitchen, enjoying each other's company. bc reader doesn't know about matt's abilities, she's probably holding his arm as they walk and whispering little warnings about curbs or trash since matt's other hand is occupied by his ice cream and can't hold his cane and he is just melting over how lovely his girl is.

then, matt is just losing his mind because he can hear and sense the suction of reader eating her ice cream cone. can hear reader licking up the side of the cone when some of the ice cream drips down in the nyc heat. hears her humming at the sweetness of the treat as she swallows some. and he can't even let her know how much she's wrecking him bc she doesn't know that yes he's blind but he isn't *blind* so she has no clue whatsoever the effect her just eating an ice cream come has on her poor poor boyfriend. esp bc he knows what that mouth feels like on him. knows how warm and wet it is and is reminded of that when he senses the ice cream melting in her mouth.

some of the ice cream drips down her chin and he hears her giggle slightly as she scoops it up with her finger and sucks off the melted treat, releasing her finger with a slight pop before taking his arm back in hers again. she makes an offhanded comment explaining why she let go of his arm for a moment bc she thinks matt doesn't know why but oh my god he knows and he thinks he's going to combust.

like matt is jealous of an ice cream cone and can't even do anything about his growing desperation beyond practically throwing himself on reader once they get back to his apartment and she is just like "???? what happened to hello, how are you????"

that is all ty for coming to my ted talk

anon thank u 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 i love this idea a lot

i hope we all know what i mean when i say he’s doing that little breath of laugh he does when he’s trying to keep himself under control when he’s listening to her. and the way he just absolutely demolishes her the way the door to his loft is closed.

everyone say thank u lord anon 🙏🏻

[rose-tinted-kalopsia]

i just need you to know that xavier's event chapter is making me so emotional and i have. i have small tiny thoughts bc (a) MYTH PARALLELS and (b) CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT so i'll leave screenshots under the cut bc spoilers, but. but i'm 😭 my heart 😭😭😭😭 they're so SWEET in this i'm seriously going to cry and this is JUST THE FIRST DAY OF THE EVENT 😭

"i found you."

WHAT IF I STARTED SOBBING!!

LOOK AT HIM :( AND THAT LITTOL SMILE :( THE SIGH OF RELIEF WHEN HE SAYS IT :(

IT MIMICS HIS LIGHTSEEKER MYTH CHAPTER 6 AND MY BELOVED SHINING TRACES CARD SO WELL ??!?????!!!!? THE DARKNESS... THE UNCERTAINTY... AND THEN THERE'S LIGHT AND XAVIER IS THERE TO PULL HER OUT OF THE DARKNESS AND HE'S SO RELIEVED

AND YOU KNOW THAT HE WOULD REPEAT THAT AS MANY TIMES AS HE EVER NEEDS TO

BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT THAT DARKNESS TO BE FINAL FOR HER AGAIN.

BECAUSE "NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES IT TAKES, NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE... I WILL FIND YOU."

AND THEN. "I thought you were the treasure I needed to find" AND "we won't be lonely. we'll have each other as company." 😭😭😭😭

BEC HE DOESN'T CARE 😭 HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE HE JUST WANTS HER HE JUST WANTS TO BE WITH HER AND 😭😭😭 AND ULURU AND HIS AND HER LITTLE PLANET AND HOW HE JUST WANTS A QUIET LITTLE LIFE WITH MC AND AND AND AND

AND THIS SCENE WAS SO SOFT. THEY WERE HAVING A MOMENT AND THE MUSIC PLAYING WAS SO ROMANTIC AND I JUSJTJSJFBSNGBSHGJSJJGD

"my magic hat! i forgot—" "i didn't."

(A), ACTS OF SERVICE CORE HELLO

but alSO DO YOU GUYS REALIZE THAT HE'S BEING SO FORWARD NOW? THAT THIS INTERRUPTION OF MC'S WORDS SAYS SO MUCH?

THAT HE'S SAYING THAT SHE'S ALWAYS AY THE FOREFRONT OF HIS MIND. THAT HE'S ALWAYS THINKING OF HER. THAT HE'S ALWAYS LOOKING AT HER. THAT HE KNOWS. SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO SPEAK OR DO ANYTHING, HE HAS THAT MUCH LOVE FOR HER.

AND MC CUPS HIS CHEEK.

SHE'S RECIPROCATING THE AFFECTION AND THE LOVE AND SHE'S. SHE WANTS TO DO SOMETHING FOR HIM TOO. SHE'S NOT HIDING IT NOR SHYING AWAY FROM IT AND

FOR ONCE. IT ALL FEELS SO. NATURAL. 😭😭😭😭 COMPARED TO ALL THEIR PREV EVENTS WHERE THE SOFT MOMENTS HAD SOME TENSION WITH THEM BECAUSE OF ALL THE UNSPOKEN WORDS BUT THIS TIME MC RECIPROCATES

SHE'S SAYING SHE KNOWS, TOO; SHE'S SAYING SHE NOTICES, TOO; SHE'S SAYING SHE LOOKS AT HIM. SHE SEES HIM. SHE THINKS OF HIM. SHE CARES AND SHE LOVES.

AND THEN HE SIMPLY TURNS IT BACK TO HER BECAUSE HER HAPPINESS HAS ALWAYS BEEN SO IMPORTANT TO HIM WHAT IF I CRIED GUYS WHAT IF I. CRIED.

which also "humph, some people just have no taste"? ITS THE WAY THIS IS PHRASED THAT DISPLAYS CONFIDENCE, SURENESS— she's not just looking at him in a state of wonder and " waaaah he's so pretty 🥺" SHE'S ESSENTIALLY GOING "that's my man and it's a shame that you can't see how handsome he is, but that's your loss!"

IM GOING TO SCREAM SHE'S SO. SURE OF HER FEELINGS FOR HER IN THIS AND SHE'S JUST AS FORWARD ABOUT IT AS HE IS AND AND

THE PROGRESS IN THEIR RELATIONSHIP IS SO FUCKINGGGGGGG CLEAR IM YELLING SO HARD

+bonus 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 he really just 😭 all he thinks about is her 😭😭😭😭 a mage plushie 😭😭😭

this has all been incoherent but the conclusion is: i love xavier ✋ that is all ✋

thank u for coming to my ted talk

[grasslandgirl]

final thoughts:

honestly I almost wanted more time in the caverns ??? it felt rushed and too fast and like. part of that I guess is having to fit elodie's Dragon Cave Adventure within the larger timeline of whats happening outside in the kingdom at large (her father regretting and turning back for her. the progression of the third wedding. etc) but like. idk. felt a little fast ??

i also felt like the connection or whatever between Elodie and the dragon was a little. rushed. like we've both been lied to and now I'm single handedly going to beat up this dragon and now we're.... besties? idk. would have been more interesting to me if like. they had slowly built the relationship and understanding and parallels between Elodie and the dragon from earlier instead of having to do a 180 relationship flip in the last ten minutes

umm I will say once again that the stepmother character UNDERRATED. I loved her so much I found her really understated and compelling and like. she's clearly trying so hard and really really cares for these girls and like. Elodie calling her mother at the end was honestly really lovely

anyway. the copious amounts of Elodie Girl Strutting into and out of the castle post dragon escape2.0 was like. so exhausting tbh ?? I loved that she like. showed so much understaning and sympathy to the third sacrificial wife but. idk. it was a lot of mbb in a ripped up skirt and corset covered in blood Strutting around with a smoulder yk? not for me

also the back half of the movie characterization of Henry was so interesting to me?? arguing with his mother about not sacrificing floria in her sister's place but like. not actually doing anything about it?? his mother calling him weak to his face and like. yeah. he is weak. he has no convictions no backbone he doesn't stand up for himself or anything he believes and he's complicit in all of it-- further proven by his agreement to marry the third "princess" with the full knowledge of her impending sacrifice and telling Elodie that she's going to be the last one and that after that he'll have the freedom to marry whoever he wants- and then. maybe most compelling to me. henry closing his eyes to face his impending doom from the dragon like?? what a tiny and very telling detail ??? he doesn't turn away or try to run or fight but he ALSO doesn't face it head on!! he shuts his eyes and refuses to bear witness to even his OWN DEATH! his last action- or inaction- is blind compliance!!!

I think the characterization was overall interesting though I think elodie could have had a clearer and more defined character than like. oh shes spunky and determined and dutiful and honest !! that's<3 and that like. doesn't change about her over the course of the movie! she doesn't really have any flaws that she faces or recognizes? she says at one point she's not going to do what she's told anymore but like. that wasn't really the context of why she agreed to the arranged marriage? it wasn't written or depicted as like. oh she's being forced to get married. it was an active intentional choice that she said like. multiple times that she's come to terms with for the livelihood and safety of her people- so the pithy reference to not doing what I'm told landed kind of flat to me ???

additionally I wish that we had gotten more detailed characterization and insight to the queen??? what's HER history with the dragon and the kingdom ?? was she born to this line or did she marry into it?? how does that work if the king and queen bear a daughter to the royal bloodline? is she sacrificed? does she marry three women in turn and throw them to the dragon? do they just keep having kids until they have a son? how did the queen become so fervent in her belief in her actions? isit all a farce? why does she spit in her son's face that he is weak for not obeying her? we barely see ANYTHING from the king/henry's father except that he trails like a dog at the queen's heels, what's their dynamic and deal ???? was the queen's generation threatened directly by the dragon and that's why shes' so ride or die for the princess sacrifices? does she have any idea about the secret sins of her ancestors (killing the infant newborn dragons?) I just think we missed out SO MUCH on having her be this one dimensional villain queen and not giving. any of her interiority or beliefs or reasons for her perspective at all. sigh

all in all. it was a really beautifully designed and shot and styled movie and it could have been better and also could have been worse.

12 minutes into the new netflix high fantasy action movie, damsel, and these are my preliminary thoughts:

the introductory shots were boring and uncompelling to me. but also maybe I wasn't really paying attention to them

that said, the scene setting and environmental shots and direction have been really stunning

as well as Millie bobby brown's character design and costuming hair/makeup, really really beautiful. shes bringing a lot of interiority to the character off of the bat and she also looks really lovely

additionally, the established character dynamics and the communication thereof of Elodie, her sister, her father, and her stepmother have been really effective and compelling; to have a movie with minimal dialogue for the first twelve minutes and to really clearly convey the inter-family dynamics is really successful for me

[harrowharr0w]

hello i have no idea how this website works,,,

um this is my first time posting like anything so uh hi??? i guess my name is harrow?

edit: i actually dont like harrow call me liu

i like milgram, pjsk, bandori, re1999, paradox live, ccs, witch hat atelier, alien stage, d4dj, yotsuba&!, k-on, yorushika, and a bunch of other stuff so please talk to me if you like any of that stuff

and i draw stuff

also i am a minor :33

oh yeah and i speak english and some chinese!! my chinese is not the best but i’m trying 👍

thank you for coming to my ted talk

uh i’ll draw stuff if u ask! im not big on like. 90% of ships. but i’ll draw them

(im slowly figuring this website out!!,!,,)

[ilovehimyourhonour]

nepo babies 014. i’m so dumb, pathetic, stupid, insane, crazy, idiotic, etc… previous ! next !

rich! yang jeongin x rich! fem! reader smau series , rich au , fake dating trope .

a/n been very inactive…first week of uni started last tuesday. not saying first week kicked by butt, but it might have lol. BUT I do have every class with my best friend so—a win is a win. but ill try to be more active, but idk…one of my professors said how busy were gonna get starting this week and I don’t even wanna think about it. anywaysss thanks for coming to my ted talk 😘

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[chrissdollie]

hello this is very random but i can totally see chris having a picky eater gf. thank u for coming to my ted talk!!!