#hello! can anyone hear me!?!?!
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the amount of trauma we learn raylan givens endured before and during the first ep alone explains so much of why he is the way he is it’s actually crazy. like what do you mean he watched a man die by having dynamite shoved down his throat while tied up right beside him and what do you mean it’s never gonna be brought up again???? what do you mean he almost died in a mine collapse while holding the hand of the man he’s now returned to his hometown to kill but his bullet is going to coincidentally graze just past his heart???? what do you mean??????
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thinking very hard about the concept of a machine finding appreciation/fascination for a person's heartbeat or breathing, similarly to how a person would find the hum of a machine's inner parts running to be pleasing to listen to or feel
#can anyone hear me. hello#sorry for computer liking on main. it will happen again#too scared to tag this as anything 🧍
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posts for exactly three ppl in the world: two high status failgirls playing sycophantic second fiddle to ungrateful space war criminals become besties
#ianthe tridentarius#ianthe the first#starscream#the locked tomb#transformers#maccadam#fanart#literally brought on by nothing except the revelation that the venn diagram between them is a near circle#skilled at caste-assigned role but over-ambitious#employs underhanded tactics and deception with no small amount of relish#never really Wins but insistent on position of coming out on top actually#unapologetic sycophant to curry favour with higher ups#playing second to an ungrateful space war criminal#well-established freak i could go on#is anyone out there. can anyone hear me. hello.
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can't feel it.
(during HL2VRAI, in which the AIs now know that Gordon is the player... but still dislike seeing him hurt)
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A grayscale HLVRAI comic. Gordon is crouched down next to Tommy at some point in time, Tommy is holding a medkit and is worried. Gordon has a cut on his knee. Gordon says: "I'm fine! I can't feel anything that happens in the game. Remember?" with a smile. Some time later, Gordon is firing at combine, stalkers, and manhacks in City 17. Bullets fly by him as he yells behind him: "Don't worry about me, I can't feel it! Just run!" Gordon is a little scuffed on his face. Some time later again, Gordon is bruised and bloodied with bullet marks on his HEV suit. He has a black eye and on the opposite cheek there is blood coming from a cut. His hair is messy. He waves his hand dismissively, smiling and saying: "D-don't worry, I can't feel it. Ah-haha!..." Bubby is behind him and looks slightly concerned. Suddenly Dr. Coomer hugs Gordon. Gordon frowns, lip trembling, as he sinks down to his knees while Dr. Coomer holds him. We then see the player in his real life gaming room, on his knees, holding nothing. He says: "I can't feel it..." he's shaking.
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#pros of not being in the game: cant feel pain! cons: cant feel hugs :(#hlvrai#hl2vrai#gordon feetman#dr coomer#tommy coolatta#dr bubby#op art#comic#hello can anyone hear me. does anyone share my passion for the angst of gordon never being able to hug his friends no matter what. hello#id#has id#described
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hugh laurie was actually crazy for this
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she turns, makes direct eye contact with you, smiles,
#dimension 20#fantasy high junior year#fhjy#fhjy spoilers#kristen applebees#kipperlilly copperkettle#buddy dawn#cw: blood#cw: gore#cw: violence#hello this is the first post on this blog. welcome. I need to offload my art somewhere outside of my usual sphere#anyways yeah. yeah#I just think making direct eye contact with the person your murder victim is supposed to mirror before murdering them is kinda vibe#thinking abt kipperlily and kristen and how kipperlily was meant to be riz's foil but#genuinely kristen works so much better as foil for her instead. like how would beardsley ever not have swooped in to steal this off of#murph's plate. order vs chaos. embracing the rules vs rejecting them for having always fallen through the crack by your nature#so my busted ass brain saw this moment of kipperlily KILLING kristen's foil and I went insane like she took him out of the equation#HE is no longer kristen's foil. KIPPERLILY is now. deranged I need to draw this Immediately#kristen seeing kipperlily with true sight... smiling at her..... the interference that now narratively connects them do you see#can anyone hear me. hello
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leon (redfield) kennedy
#starting with chris' bonus outfits because hello. can anyone hear me. for the love of god#leon kennedy#resident evil#fanart#digital#original art
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wear headphones
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M-machine, what are you doing?
That's- hng- Oh~ That's quite nice actually.
Could you scratch there too?
Right there, ahh~
Ah, thank you.
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#this isnt as bad as most of the ones with headphone warnings but its still sussy so im warning you#gabriel ultrakill#ultrakill#this freak.#hello. can anyone hear me#was that necessary#(yeah)#v1 is just being a good friend#right guys
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house m.d. s02e15 "clueless" // tv guide, feb. 2008 // s01e01 "pilot" // s02e24 "no reason" // jane eyre, charlotte brontë // s01e17 "role model" // s06e08 "teamwork"
#jackieeee#hi hello can anyone hear me#he doesn't want to crush her!!! but ends up doing it anyways#and he's afraid that if they touch he will break her irreparably. but he can't stop himself from Looking. and wanting to know her soul.#hameron#house md#allison cameron#gregory house
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VIOLENCE /// SECOND
LIGHT UP THE NIGHT
#Ultrakill#V1 Ultrakill#Ultrakill Spoilers#HELLO. DID ANYONE ELSE SEE THE NEW TRAILER. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HELLO#7-1 BEING ABOUT **YOUR** VIOLENCE AND ONLY ONCE YOU'VE ACCEPTED THAT CAN YOU SEE HUMANITY'S VIOLENCE AS A WHOLE;#THE VIOLENCE YOU WOULD HAVE WROUGHT AS A MACHINE OF WAR. IS ANYONE ELSE HEARING ME. I THINK I HAUVE COVID#Hrokkall Art#Earthmover#1k#2k
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BUNNY SUIT INES BLARST
bonus doodle under da cut
i lost steam before i could colour this one. i do wanna put jahel in a reverse bunny suit though (probably cant post that one........)
#cw suggestive#cotl#cult of the lamb#cotl lamb#lucky card au#my art#hello. can anyone hear me. its so dark in here
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#hello. can anyone hear me#jeremy dooley#achievement hunter#dooleynotedgaming#rooster teeth#roosterteeth#of all things to use the rt tags for post-shutdown#of course it had to be this#'erm but didn't AH die in 2023?' yes but AH city itself died generally in april 2018#google said before episode 307 of the original series#so i'm guesstimating
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hey guys. why does ned whimper like that when dundy says his name
#AM I HEARING THINGS OR DOES HE LITERALLY MOAN WHAT THE FUCK .?#HELLO. CAN ANYONE HEAR ME#the terror#nedconte#henry le vesconte#edward little
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bimbo!reader my beloved. But like just... physically. Designer everything, long nails, expensive cars. But she's just...very competent. Did martial arts her whole life. Top of her class. Knows her way around a gun. She just pretends to be dumb so people can let their guard down. Very disarming. And Kyle can see through it all because he's just as pretty and dangerous.
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#HELLO. HELLO. CAN ANYONE HEAR ME#percy jackson and the olympians#percy jackson#pjo#pjo tv#annabeth chase#*#GENUINELY WHAT I LOOK LIKE ATM. THIS HAS ME FUCKING FERAL#ANNABETH HAS NEVER FELT PRIORITIZED SHE’S NEVER TRULY FELT IMPORTANT OR LOVED. AND THEN. AND THEN!
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My dealer Loop: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called 56th Time Loop 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude i swear i just saw myself in the House
My buddy mal du pays pacing: our friends are lying to us
#hello. hi. can anyone hear me#isat#in stars and time#isat siffrin#isat loop#isat mal du pays#chr-txt
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