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angelbambisworld ยท 16 days
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Oh no! Chest hair! My one weakness!
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kohgd ยท 23 days
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๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ด
๐Ÿฅฑ
๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ
๐Ÿค” hmm
๐Ÿค”
๐Ÿค” where is it...
โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฏ someone at the door!
๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘Œ hell yeah my Amazon package from the company Amazon prime!
๐Ÿ˜€ woah that was fast!!!
๐Ÿ˜ณ wait wait wait ๐Ÿคฏ you're telling me I don't have to sign for this??!!?
๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿซณ๐Ÿ€
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the-90s-music-colosseum ยท 1 year
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500 Follower Special!!! (the worst one yet)
So uhhhhhh
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...I did not actually think that I would hit 500 followers within a month of hitting 400 so I forgot to prepare the milestone special
But I figured I have to give you something, right? Something I could make easily and quickly, but not something lazy like a terribly made mashup song or a few halfhearted memes, it had to be something you could come back to time and time again, and something of realistic value.
So I made copypastas for some iconic 90s songs.
Expand the post to see them all. Sorry in advance. And yes, you may make requests for more.
[Creep]
When ๐Ÿ•— you ๐Ÿ‘‰ were โž• here ๐Ÿ“ before ๐Ÿ˜บ Couldn't ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ look ๐Ÿ‘€ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿผ in ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฆ the eye ๐Ÿ˜™ You're ๐Ÿผ just ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค like ๐Ÿฉธ an angel ๐Ÿ˜‡ Your ๐Ÿ‘‰ skin โ™‚๏ธ makes ๐Ÿ–• me ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก cry ๐Ÿ‘ค๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ญ You ๐Ÿ˜ณ float ๐Ÿšฃโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ’†๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ like ๐Ÿ‘ a feather In ๐Ÿ›Œ a beautiful ๐Ÿ”ด๐Ÿ”ท๐Ÿ”ธ world ๐Ÿคท๐ŸŒ I ๐Ÿ˜€ wish ๐ŸŒ  I ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿค was special ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ You're ๐Ÿป so fuckin' ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ special ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ But ๐Ÿ”š๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ‘ I'm ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ช a creep ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿคซ I'm ๐Ÿ’ฅ a weirdo ๐Ÿคช What โ“ the hell ๐Ÿ‘ฆ am ๐Ÿ™Œ I ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜‚ doin' ๐Ÿค“ here? ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ“ I ๐Ÿ‘€ don't ๐Ÿ’ฐ belong ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿšฝ here ๐Ÿ“ I ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿ‘… don't โŒ care ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜ฉ if it hurts ๐Ÿค• I ๐Ÿ˜ wanna ๐Ÿ˜ฑ have ๐Ÿˆถ control ๐Ÿค”๐ŸŽฎ I ๐Ÿป want ๐Ÿคฌ a perfect ๐Ÿ’ฏ body ๐Ÿ‘€ I ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ want ๐Ÿ‘„ a perfect ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿฅฐ soul ๐Ÿ‘ป I ๐Ÿ˜€ want ๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿคฒ you ๐Ÿ˜€๐ŸคŸ to notice ๐Ÿ‘Ž When ๐Ÿ‘ I'm ๐Ÿ’†โ€โ™€๏ธ not ๐Ÿšฏ around โž•๐Ÿœ๏ธโžก๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ค So fuckin' ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ฏ special ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘ˆ I ๐Ÿ‘Œ wish ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™ I ๐Ÿ˜Š was special ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ But ๐Ÿ‘ I'm ๐Ÿ˜‡ a creep ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿคซ I'm ๐Ÿ“ a weirdo ๐Ÿคช What ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜ก the hell ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ“› am ๐Ÿ‘„ I ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜  doin' ๐Ÿค“ here? ๐Ÿˆ I ๐Ÿ’ญ๐Ÿฟ don't ๐Ÿšซ belong ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿšฝ here ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐ŸŒŸ๐ŸŒŸโœจโœจ She's ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿพ running ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ out ๐Ÿ˜พ the door ๐Ÿšช (run) ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ She's ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ running ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€ out ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿšช She ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฟ run, ๐Ÿƒ run, ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ run, ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ run ๐Ÿƒ Run ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ Whatever ๐Ÿ˜ด makes ๐Ÿ–• you ๐Ÿ˜€ happy ๐Ÿ˜ Whatever ๐Ÿ’ฏ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ want ๐Ÿ˜‹ You're ๐Ÿ˜ญ so fuckin' ๐Ÿ˜ฉ special ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ I ๐Ÿ‘€ wish ๐ŸŒ  I ๐Ÿ‘€๐ŸŒˆ was special ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ But ๐Ÿ‘ I'm โ˜๏ธ a creep ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿคซ I'm ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป a weirdo ๐Ÿคช What ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ the hell ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿฅต am ๐Ÿ™Œ I ๐Ÿ‘… doin' ๐Ÿค“ here? ๐Ÿฅต I ๐Ÿ˜Š don't ๐Ÿšซ belong ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿšฝ here ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ช I ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜ณ don't ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธ belong ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿšฝ here ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ฅ
[Common People]
She ๐Ÿ‘ฉ came ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ from ๐Ÿ˜ค Greece ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฑ she ๐Ÿ‘ฉ had โœŠ a thirst ๐Ÿ’ฆ for ๐Ÿ’ฆ knowledge ๐Ÿ“š She ๐Ÿฅฐ studied sculpture at Saint ๐Ÿ˜ˆ Martin's College That's ๐ŸฆŽ where ๐Ÿ‘€ I ๐Ÿ™€ Caught ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ her ๐Ÿ‘ฉ eye ๐Ÿ˜ป She ๐Ÿ‘ฉ told ๐Ÿ‘‰ me โœŒ๏ธ that ๐Ÿ˜ her ๐Ÿ‘ฉ dad ๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿผ was loaded I ๐Ÿ˜€ said, ๐Ÿ˜ in ๐Ÿ‘ that ๐Ÿ’€ case ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ’ฏ I'll ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿ‘ have ๐ŸŽฒ rum and Coca-Cola She ๐Ÿ™‰ said ๐Ÿ’ฌ fine ๐Ÿ™Š And then ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ‘ฑ in โ˜ฎ๏ธ thirty ๐Ÿ•ง seconds ๐Ÿ˜ซ time ๐Ÿ˜โœจ๐Ÿ’ž she ๐Ÿ‘ฉ said ๐Ÿ’ฌ๐Ÿ™ˆ I ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€ wanna ๐Ÿค• live ๐Ÿ™ like ๐Ÿ˜„ common ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ people ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ‘ซ I ๐Ÿ˜€ wanna ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™‚๏ธ do โณ whatever ๐Ÿ˜ common ๐Ÿฉ people ๐Ÿ‘ซ do ๐Ÿฆค Wanna ๐Ÿค• sleep ๐Ÿ˜ด with common ๐Ÿ˜ people ๐Ÿ‘จ I ๐Ÿ˜Š wanna ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿ™‡ sleep ๐Ÿ˜ช with common ๐Ÿฉ people ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ Like ๐Ÿ’– you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ Oh ๐Ÿฆ‹ what ๐Ÿ‘ else ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ˜ฉ could ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค” I ๐Ÿป do ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ‘€ I ๐Ÿ˜Š said ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ I'll, ๐Ÿ“ท I'll ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŽก see ๐Ÿ‘€ what โ“ I ๐Ÿ˜Š can ๐ŸฆŽ do โ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ I ๐Ÿ˜ฉ took โœ‹ her ๐Ÿ‘„ to a supermarket I ๐Ÿ˜€ don't โœ‹ know ๐Ÿค“ why ๐Ÿค” But ๐Ÿ‘ I ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜Š had ๐Ÿ’” to start ๐Ÿ’ข it somewhere ๐Ÿ‘‰ So it started ๐Ÿ†• there ๐Ÿ˜‚ I โ„น๏ธโ„น๏ธ said ๐Ÿ’ฌ pretend ๐Ÿ™ƒ you've ๐Ÿ˜ฆ got ๐Ÿ‰ no ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜ฃ money ๐Ÿ‘› She ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธ just ๐Ÿ˜ก laughed ๐Ÿ˜‚ and said ๐Ÿ’ฌ Oh ๐Ÿ˜ฏ you're ๐Ÿฅต so funny ๐Ÿ˜ƒ I ๐Ÿ˜ said; ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ yeah โ˜” I ๐Ÿ˜Š can't ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ see ๐Ÿ‘€ anyone ๐Ÿ™‹ else ๐Ÿ–ค smiling โœจ๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿงšโ€โ™€๏ธ in ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿป here ๐Ÿ’ Are you ๐Ÿคก sure? ๐Ÿ‘ You ๐Ÿ‘ˆ wanna ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™‚๏ธ live ๐Ÿ™ like ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธ common ๐Ÿฉ people ๐Ÿ‘ช You ๐Ÿ•›๐Ÿ‘Š wanna ๐Ÿ˜ท see ๐Ÿ‘ฅ whatever ๐Ÿ˜’ common ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ people ๐Ÿ‘ซ see ๐Ÿ‘€ Wanna ๐ŸŒบ sleep ๐Ÿ› with common ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ people ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ‘ซ You ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘‰ wanna ๐Ÿฅ€ sleep ๐Ÿ˜ช with common ๐Ÿฉ people ๐Ÿ’ Like ๐Ÿ‘‹ me ๐Ÿ‘ฆ But ๐Ÿ˜œ she ๐Ÿ‘ฉ didn't ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ understand ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜Š She ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™€๏ธ just ๐Ÿ‘Œ smiled and held ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ผ my ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ™‚ hand ๐Ÿคฒ Rent a flat ๐ŸŒ ๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ’๐Ÿชโ˜„๏ธ above ๐Ÿ†™๐Ÿ†™๐Ÿ†™ a shop Cut ๐Ÿ˜ฃ your ๐Ÿ‘ˆ hair ๐Ÿ’‡ and get ๐Ÿ”ฅ a job ๐Ÿ’ผ Smoke ๐Ÿ’จ some ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ’ฏ fags and play ๐ŸŽฒ some ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ pool ๐ŸŽฑ Pretend ๐Ÿ™ƒ you โ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ never ๐Ÿšซ went ๐Ÿ’จ to school ๐Ÿ˜‘ But ๐Ÿ‘ still โฐ๐Ÿ‘  you'll ๐Ÿค“ never ๐Ÿ™… get ๐Ÿ‰ it right ๐Ÿ”ฐ๐Ÿ”ฐ 'Cause ๐Ÿ”ซ when ๐Ÿ•›๐Ÿ• you're โŒ laid ๐Ÿ† in ๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธ bed ๐Ÿ›Œ at night ๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘ Watching ๐Ÿ‘€ roaches climb ๐Ÿ“ผ the wall ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿค‘ If you ๐Ÿ˜Š called ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ“ž your ๐Ÿ‘ˆ dad ๐ŸŒฑ he ๐Ÿ‘จ could ๐Ÿ‘ˆ stop โœ‹ it all, ๐Ÿ’ฏ yeah ๐Ÿšœ
You'll ๐Ÿ‘ธ never ๐Ÿšซ live ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ‘ฆ like ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ‘ common ๐Ÿฉ people ๐Ÿ‘ฅ You'll ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ‘ง never ๐Ÿšซ do ๐Ÿ‘‚ whatever ๐Ÿ’ฏ common ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ people ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘ฒ do ๐Ÿ‘Œ You'll ๐Ÿ‘ never โŒ fail ๐Ÿคง๐Ÿคง like ๐Ÿ˜„ common ๐Ÿ˜ people ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ‘ฅ You'll ๐Ÿ‘ never โŒโ•โ•โ•โ• watch ๐Ÿ‘€ your ๐Ÿ‚ life ๐Ÿ’“ slide ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽข out โ†˜๏ธ of view โ›ฒ And you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ dance ๐Ÿฒ and drink ๐Ÿถ and screw Because โžก๏ธ there's ๐Ÿ˜น nothing ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿค™โœ‹ else ๐Ÿ˜” to do ๐Ÿ˜† Sing ๐ŸŽค๐ŸŽ™๏ธ along ๐ŸŽถ with the common ๐Ÿฉ people ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ญ Sing ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ˜™ along ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ”š and it might ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ just ๐Ÿ•›๐Ÿ‘€ get ๐Ÿ‰ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ through ๐Ÿง‘โ€โš–๏ธ Laugh ๐Ÿ˜„ along ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ”š with the common ๐Ÿ˜ people ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐ŸŒพ Laugh ๐Ÿ˜‚ along ๐Ÿ”š๐Ÿ”š even ๐ŸŒƒ though ๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’— they're ๐Ÿ‘ฅ really ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ˜ป laughing ๐Ÿ˜… at you ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€ And the stupid ๐Ÿคค things ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘€ that ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿค” you ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค– do ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ Because ๐ŸŽ‰ you ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ฆ think ๐Ÿค” that ๐Ÿ˜ poor ๐Ÿ’ธ is cool ๐Ÿ˜Ž Like ๐ŸŽ… a dog ๐Ÿฉ lying ๐Ÿคฅ in ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿก a corner ๐ŸŒฝ They ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ will ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฐ bite ๐Ÿ‘„ you ๐Ÿ˜€ and never โŒ๐Ÿ”š warn you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ Look ๐Ÿ‘€ out, ๐Ÿ‘‰ they'll ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™‚๏ธ tear ๐Ÿ˜‚ your ๐Ÿ˜ฉ insides ๐Ÿ’  out ๐Ÿ‘‰ 'Cause ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿค“ everybody ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ‘จ hates ๐Ÿ˜ก a tourist Especially one 1๏ธโƒฃ who ๐Ÿ“ท thinks ๐Ÿช it's all โžก๏ธ๐Ÿ•ฅ2๏ธโƒฃ such ๐Ÿ˜›๐ŸŽ a laugh ๐Ÿ˜ Yeah ๐Ÿ•ข๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘  and the chip ๐ŸŸ stains and grease Will ๐Ÿผ come ๐ŸŒฝ out ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต in โ˜๐Ÿป the bath ๐Ÿ›€ You ๐Ÿ˜€ will ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿผ never โœ–๏ธ understand โœ–๏ธ How ๐Ÿค” it feels ๐Ÿ˜ค to live ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ฐ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป your ๐Ÿ™Œ life ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ‚ With no โ›” meaning ๐Ÿ˜ or control ๐Ÿ•บ And with nowhere โ“ left ๐Ÿ‘ˆ to go ๐Ÿฆ— You ๐Ÿ˜€๐ŸคŸ are amazed ๐Ÿ˜ณ that ๐Ÿค” they ๐Ÿ‘ฅ๐Ÿ‘จ exist And they ๐Ÿฝ burn ๐Ÿ”ฅ so bright ๐Ÿ˜Ž Whilst ๐ŸŽฉ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ can ๐Ÿ˜œ only ๐Ÿค wonder ๐Ÿ’ญ why ๐Ÿค” Rent a flat ๐ŸŒ ๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ’๐Ÿชโ˜„๏ธ above ๐Ÿ†™ a shop Cut โ“๐Ÿ˜ฑ your ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ’ผ hair ๐Ÿ™† and get ๐Ÿ‰ a job ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿคช Smoke ๐Ÿšซ some ๐Ÿ˜‹ fags and play ๐ŸŽฝ some ๐ŸŒฝ pool ๐ŸŠ Pretend ๐Ÿ™ƒ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ never โŒ went ๐Ÿ‘ฃ to school ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿตโ˜•๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿผโ˜• But ๐Ÿ‘ still ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ“ž you'll ๐Ÿ‘ˆ never โŒ get ๐Ÿ”Ÿ it right ๐Ÿ“ 'Cause ๐Ÿ’‹ when ๐Ÿ‘ you're ๐Ÿ‘Œ laid ๐Ÿ˜‚ in ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™ bed ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ›Œ at night ๐ŸŒ™ Watching ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ roaches climb ๐Ÿ“ผ the wall ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿค‘ If you ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿค– called ๐Ÿ“ฒ your ๐Ÿ‘‰ dad ๐Ÿ‘จ he ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ could ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ stop โœ‹ it all ๐Ÿ‘พ Yeah ๐Ÿ˜ฉ Never ๐Ÿšซ live ๐Ÿ˜œ like ๐Ÿ˜„ common ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ people ๐Ÿ‘ถ Never ๐Ÿ˜… do ๐Ÿ˜ฃ what ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘‘ common ๐Ÿฉ people ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘จ do ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘บ Never ๐Ÿšซ fail ๐Ÿšซ like ๐Ÿ‘ common ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ people ๐Ÿ‘จ You'll ๐Ÿ˜ญ never ๐Ÿšซ watch ๐Ÿ‘€ your ๐ŸŒฝ life ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿงฌ slide ๐Ÿ˜ out ๐Ÿ” of view โ›ฒ And then ๐Ÿ™„ dance ๐Ÿฒ and drink ๐Ÿถ and screw Because ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿฝ there's ๐Ÿ˜น nothing ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ else ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธ to do ๐Ÿคจ Wanna ๐Ÿ˜Œ live ๐Ÿ™ with common ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ people ๐Ÿ‘ฅ like ๐Ÿ’– you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ Wanna ๐Ÿ˜Œ live ๐Ÿ™ with common ๐Ÿฉ people ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ‘จ like ๐Ÿ’– you ๐ŸฆŽ Wanna ๐Ÿ™ live ๐Ÿ’ฃ with common ๐Ÿฉ people ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐ŸŒพ like ๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ‘ซ you ๐Ÿ‘ Wanna ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿป live ๐Ÿ‘ฆ with common ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ people ๐Ÿ‘ซ like ๐Ÿ˜› you ๐ŸฆŽ Wanna ๐Ÿ’€ live ๐Ÿ™ with common ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ people ๐Ÿคฅ๐Ÿคซ like ๐Ÿ“ท you ๐Ÿ‘† Wanna ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿ™‡ live ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ฐ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป with common ๐Ÿฉ people ๐Ÿ‘จ like ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ I ๐Ÿ’ wanna ๐Ÿ’€ live ๐Ÿ™ with common ๐Ÿฉ people ๐Ÿ‘ช like ๐Ÿ’— you ๐Ÿ‘‰ Oh, ๐Ÿ˜ฏ la, ๐Ÿงš la, ๐Ÿ’ฐ la, ๐ŸŽถ la ๐ŸŽถ Oh, ๐Ÿ˜ณ la, ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ la, ๐Ÿ’ฐ la, ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ la ๐Ÿ’… Oh, ๐Ÿ˜ฐ la, ๐ŸŽถ la, ๐Ÿ’ฐ la, ๐Ÿ’ฐ la ๐ŸŽถ Oh, ๐Ÿค la, ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ la, ๐ŸŽถ la, ๐Ÿงš la ๐Ÿ˜ผ Oh ๐Ÿฆ‹ you ๐Ÿ‘‰
[Even Flow]
Freezin' ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿฅถ Rests his ๐Ÿ’ฆ head ๐Ÿ’†๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ on ๐Ÿ”› a pillow made ๐Ÿ‘‘ of concrete again ๐Ÿฅณ Oh, ๐Ÿฆ๐ŸŽ‰ feelin' Maybe ๐Ÿค” he'll ๐Ÿ”™๐Ÿ”™ see ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ‘€ a little ๐Ÿค betters, any ๐Ÿ’ฆ days ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ Oh, ๐Ÿ˜ฐ hand ๐ŸคŸ out ๐Ÿ’‹ Faces ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ that ๐Ÿป he ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป sees ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜ฒ time โณ again โŒ๐Ÿ˜ฌ ain't โŒ that ๐Ÿ˜ˆ familiar Oh, ๐Ÿš™ dark ๐ŸŒš grin ๐Ÿ˜„ He ๐Ÿ“ท can't ๐Ÿ‘ฝ help, ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ฌ when ๐Ÿ•— he's ๐Ÿ‘จ happy, ๐Ÿ˜ he ๐Ÿ“ท looks ๐Ÿ‘€ insane ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿคช Even ๐ŸŒ“ flow, thoughts ๐Ÿ’ญ๐Ÿค” arrive ๐Ÿ›ฌ like ๐Ÿ’– butterflies ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ Oh, ๐Ÿฆ‹ he ๐Ÿ‘จ don't ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ‘Ž know, ๐Ÿ’ญ so he ๐Ÿ˜ณ chases them โžก๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‡ away ๐Ÿ˜‚ Oh, ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค— someday yet โ—โ— he'll ๐Ÿคด begin ๐Ÿ“ฆ his ๐Ÿคœ๐Ÿ– life ๐Ÿฆง๐Ÿฆง๐Ÿฆ‚๐Ÿด again ๐Ÿฅณ Life ๐Ÿ“… again, ๐Ÿฅณ life ๐Ÿ’“ again โŒ Kneelin' Lookin' ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€ through ๐Ÿ’ธ the paper ๐Ÿค“ though ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ญ he ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ doesn't ๐Ÿ˜š know ๐Ÿค” to read ๐Ÿ“– Oh, ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜ฏ prayin' Now ๐Ÿ˜ to something ๐Ÿ‘คโ” that ๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ฏ has ๐Ÿ‘ never ๐Ÿ˜… showed him ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘ฑ anything ๐Ÿ˜ซ Oh, ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค— feelin' Understands the weather ๐ŸŒก of the winter's on โฌ‡๏ธ its way ๐Ÿ’… Oh, ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ†— ceilings Few ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ”ข and far ๐ŸŒŒ between ๐Ÿ‘„ all ๐Ÿ’ฏ the legal ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ˜‹ halls of shame ๐Ÿ˜ณ Even ๐ŸŒƒ flow, thoughts ๐Ÿ’ญ๐Ÿค” arrive ๐ŸŽ€ like ๐Ÿ’– butterflies ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ Oh, ๐Ÿ˜ณ he ๐Ÿ‘ฅ don't ๐Ÿšซ know, ๐Ÿ˜ so he ๐Ÿ‘ฅ๐Ÿ‘‰ chases them ๐Ÿšผ away ๐Ÿ˜‚ Oh, ๐Ÿ™€ someday yet โœจ he'll ๐Ÿคด begin ๐Ÿ”˜ his ๐Ÿ™ˆ life ๐Ÿ˜€ again ๐Ÿ˜ฌ Whispering hands โœ‹๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿค› gently ๐Ÿ‘… lead ๐Ÿ‘‘ him ๐Ÿ‘ด away ๐Ÿ˜‚ Him ๐Ÿ‘ด away, ๐Ÿ˜‡ him ๐Ÿ‘ด away ๐Ÿ‘‹ Yeah, ๐ŸŒ ooh, ๐ŸŽโžก๏ธโžก๏ธ๐Ÿ‘คโฌ†๏ธ ah ๐Ÿฅถ yeah, ๐Ÿ™Œ fuck โฌ†๏ธ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ–• it up ๐Ÿ” Even ๐ŸŒƒ flow, thoughts ๐Ÿ’ญ๐Ÿค” arrive ๐Ÿ›ฌ like ๐Ÿ‘ butterflies ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ Oh, ๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜… he ๐Ÿ“ท don't ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšซ know, ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ˜ฑ so he ๐Ÿ‘จ chases them ๐Ÿ˜ฑ away ๐Ÿ”œ๐Ÿ’จ Ah, ๐Ÿ˜ฑ someday yet ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘€ he'll ๐Ÿ‘ฆ begin ๐Ÿข his ๐Ÿฆ‹๐ŸŒŸโ„๏ธ life ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ’“ again ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž๐Ÿ˜Žโ€ผ๏ธโœ”๏ธ Whispering hands ๐Ÿ‘ gently ๐Ÿ‘… lead ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’ฆ him ๐Ÿ‘จ away ๐Ÿ‘‹ Him ๐Ÿ‘ด away, ๐Ÿฅฐ him ๐Ÿ‘ด away ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Yeah, โœ… ooh ๐Ÿฆ—
[Closer]
You ๐Ÿ’ let ๐Ÿ‘ซ me ๐Ÿ˜ violate ๐Ÿ’ฏ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฝ You ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜Š let ๐Ÿ‘ซ me ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ desecrate โŒ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ You ๐Ÿ’• let ๐Ÿ™† me ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ’ฏ penetrate you ๐Ÿ’— You ๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต let ๐Ÿ’‚ me ๐Ÿ‘€ complicate you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ I ๐Ÿ‘ฅ broke ๐Ÿ’” apart ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’“ my ๐Ÿ‘ช๐Ÿ‘จ insides ๐Ÿ’  (Help ๐Ÿ’ me) ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™€๏ธ I've ๐Ÿ’ฏ got ๐Ÿ™ˆ no โœ‹ soul ๐Ÿ˜ฑ to sell ๐Ÿ’ธ (Help ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ”ˆ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ”ˆ me) ๐Ÿฅบ the only ๐Ÿคฃ thing ๐Ÿ•‘ that ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ”•๐Ÿ‘ works ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป for ๐Ÿ‘ป me ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿคฐ๐Ÿ‘ Help ๐ŸฆŽ me ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿป get 5๏ธโƒฃ away ๐Ÿ˜‚ from ๐Ÿ‘Š myself ๐Ÿ‘ˆ I ๐Ÿ’ฐ wanna ๐Ÿ˜ก fuck ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฆ you ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘จ like ๐Ÿ’– an animal ๐Ÿฏ I ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿค wanna ๐ŸŒบ feel ๐Ÿ˜ you ๐Ÿ˜Š from ๐Ÿ‘‰ the inside ๐Ÿ’  I ๐Ÿ˜€ wanna ๐Ÿ’€ fuck ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜‰ you ๐ŸคŸ like ๐ŸฆŠ an animal ๐Ÿ My ๐Ÿ˜€ whole ๐Ÿ’ฆ existence ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘Œ is flawed You ๐Ÿ‘ˆ get 5๏ธโƒฃ me ๐Ÿ˜ค closer ๐Ÿคกโžก๏ธ to God ๐Ÿ’ƒ You ๐Ÿ‘‰ can ๐Ÿ”ซ have ๐Ÿˆถ my ๐Ÿฟ isolation You ๐Ÿ‘‰ can ๐Ÿ˜œ have ๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธ the hate ๐Ÿ˜ก that โ˜‘๏ธ it brings ๐Ÿšถ You ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘ˆ can ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ’ฆ have ๐Ÿˆถ my ๐Ÿ˜Š absence of faith ๐Ÿšซโ›ช You ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘จ can ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ”๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ have ๐Ÿˆถ my ๐Ÿ˜€ everything ๐Ÿ’ฏ you ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ˆ tear ๐Ÿคฃ down ๐Ÿค— my ๐Ÿ’… reason ๐Ÿค” (Help ๐ŸฆŽ me) ๐Ÿ•ด๐Ÿป it's your ๐Ÿ‘‰ sex ๐Ÿ† I ๐Ÿ˜Š can ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ’ฆ smell ๐Ÿ‘ƒ (Help ๐ŸฆŽ me) ๐Ÿ˜ค you ๐Ÿ˜Š๐ŸคŸ make ๐Ÿงƒ me ๐Ÿฆถ perfect ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿฅฐ Help ๐ŸฆŽ me ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿป become ๐Ÿ˜Œ somebody ๐Ÿ‘ค else ๐Ÿ˜ I ๐Ÿคš๐Ÿฝ wanna ๐ŸŽ€ fuck ๐Ÿ–• you ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜ณ like ๐ŸŒŸ an animal ๐Ÿ” I ๐Ÿ˜Š wanna ๐Ÿ’€ feel ๐Ÿ˜ you ๐Ÿ‘Š from ๐Ÿงšโ€โ™€๏ธ the inside ๐Ÿง‘ I ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š wanna ๐Ÿ˜ฑ fuck ๐Ÿ˜ you ๐Ÿ˜€ like ๐Ÿ’“ an animal ๐Ÿ– My ๐Ÿ— whole ๐Ÿ’ฆ existence ๐Ÿ‘Œ is flawed You ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜€ get ๐Ÿ‰ me ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿป closer ๐Ÿคกโžก๏ธ to God ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿค” Through ๐Ÿ‘‰โฌ every ๐Ÿ˜น forest ๐ŸŒฒ Above ๐Ÿ†™๐Ÿ†™๐Ÿ†™ the trees ๐ŸŒฒ Within ๐Ÿ˜ฑ my ๐Ÿ˜ต stomach ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ Scraped off ๐Ÿ˜ my ๐ŸŽŽ knees ๐ŸงŽโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿค I ๐Ÿ‘ฅ drink ๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿป๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿธ the honey ๐Ÿ Inside ๐Ÿ’  your ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ‘‰ hive You ๐ŸคŸ are the reason ๐Ÿง I ๐Ÿ˜Š stay ๐Ÿš‰๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ alive ๐Ÿฅด
[Supersonic]
I ๐Ÿ™€ need ๐Ÿ‘ to be ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ myself ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘‘ I ๐Ÿ™‹ can't โŒ be ๐Ÿ no โŒ one โ˜๏ธ else ๐Ÿ˜ I'm ๐Ÿคฉ feeling ๐Ÿ˜Œ supersonic Give ๐ŸŽ me ๐Ÿป gin and tonic You ๐Ÿ˜Š๐ŸคŸ can ๐ŸŽฅ have ๐Ÿ˜‘ it all, ๐Ÿ’ฏ but ๐Ÿค” How ๐Ÿ’โ“ much ๐Ÿ”ฅ do ๐Ÿ† you โœจ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’– want ๐Ÿ˜ it? You ๐ŸคŸ make โœŠ me ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿพ laugh ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‚ Give ๐Ÿ‘ me ๐Ÿคฉ your ๐Ÿ‘‰ autograph Can โŒ๐Ÿ”ซ I ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ride ๐Ÿšฒ with you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ In ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅซ your ๐Ÿ˜Ž BMW? You ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿผ can ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ”ซ sail โ›ต with me ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿป In ๐Ÿ‘‰ my ๐Ÿ˜… yellow ๐Ÿšธ submarine You ๐Ÿ‘ˆ need ๐Ÿ˜ฌ to find ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ‘ค out ๐Ÿ˜œ 'Cause ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿค“ no ๐Ÿ‘Ž one's ๐Ÿฉฑ gonna ๐ŸŽโžก๏ธโžก๏ธ๐Ÿ‘คโฌ†๏ธ tell ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ™Š you ๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ‘‘โœจ what ๐Ÿคท๐ŸšŸ I'm ๐Ÿ‘Œ on ๐Ÿ”› about โœจ You ๐Ÿ˜ถ need ๐Ÿ‘ to find ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ” a way ๐Ÿ˜คโœ‹ For ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ what ๐Ÿ˜ฆ you ๐Ÿ‘ฆ wanna ๐Ÿค• say ๐Ÿ˜ But ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™‹ before ๐Ÿ˜‚ tomorrow ๐Ÿ“† 'Cause ๐Ÿ’‹ my ๐Ÿงš friend ๐Ÿ˜€ said ๐Ÿ’ฌ he'd take ๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿป you ๐Ÿ˜Š home ๐Ÿš He ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ sits in ๐Ÿ“ฅ a corner ๐ŸŒฝ all ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธ alone ๐Ÿ‘ฅ He ๐Ÿ“ท lives ๐Ÿ‘ค๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ’“ under ๐Ÿ˜€ a waterfall Nobody ๐Ÿ™… can ๐Ÿ˜ณ see ๐Ÿ‘€ him ๐Ÿ‘ด Nobody ๐Ÿ™„ can ๐Ÿง  ever ๐Ÿ˜  hear ๐Ÿ‘‚ him ๐Ÿ˜ง call ๐Ÿฅฃ Nobody ๐Ÿ˜ฏ can ๐Ÿฅซ ever ๐Ÿ˜ค hear ๐Ÿ‘‚ him ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’• call ๐Ÿค™ You ๐Ÿ™Œ need ๐Ÿ‘‰ to be 2๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ2๏ธโƒฃ1๏ธโƒฃ yourself ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘ˆ You ๐Ÿ˜Š can't ๐Ÿšซ be ๐Ÿ˜ณ no ๐Ÿพ one ๐Ÿฆด else ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ˜ฉ I โ˜๏ธ know ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿค•๐Ÿคท a girl ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ง called ๐Ÿ”ณ Elsa She's ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ into ๐Ÿ‘‰ Alka-Seltzer She ๐Ÿ‘ง sniffs it through ๐Ÿง‘โ€โš–๏ธ a cane ๐Ÿญ On ๐Ÿ”› a supersonic train ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿฆต๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿฆต And she ๐Ÿ‘ฉ makes ๐Ÿ–• me ๐Ÿ‘ง laugh ๐Ÿ˜‚ I ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ‘จ got ๐Ÿ“ท her ๐Ÿ‘ฉ autograph She ๐Ÿฅฐ done โ€ผ๏ธ it with the doctor ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš• On ๐Ÿ”› a helicopter ๐Ÿš She's ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿพ sniffing in ๐Ÿ˜› a tissue Selling The Big ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜ฉ Issue ๐Ÿ˜ญ And she ๐Ÿ‘ฉ finds ๐Ÿ” out ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿšช No ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿšซ one's ๐Ÿ’š gonna ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช tell ๐Ÿ“Ÿ her ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿง what ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ I'm ๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ˜‚ on ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜” about ๐Ÿงšโ€โ™€๏ธ You ๐Ÿ˜Š need โœŠ๐Ÿ˜‡ to find ๐Ÿ‘€ a way ๐Ÿคš For ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ”œ what ๐Ÿ˜ฆ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ wanna ๐Ÿ˜ฑ say ๐Ÿ˜ซ But ๐Ÿ‘ before ๐Ÿ˜ด tomorrow ๐Ÿ“† 'Cause ๐Ÿ”ซ my ๐Ÿ‘ธ friend ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ‘จ said ๐Ÿ’ฌ he'd take ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ‘€ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ home ๐Ÿ‘ช๐Ÿ‘ช๐Ÿ‘ช He ๐Ÿ“ท sits in ๐Ÿ•บ a corner โ—ผ๏ธ all ๐Ÿ’ฏ alone ๐Ÿ˜ข He ๐Ÿ‘ฅ lives ๐Ÿ’“ under ๐Ÿ˜ก a waterfall Nobody ๐Ÿ˜ฏ can ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ”ซ see ๐Ÿ˜Œ him ๐Ÿ‘ด Nobody ๐Ÿ™… can ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ ever ๐Ÿค” hear ๐Ÿ‘‚ him ๐Ÿ‘จ call ๐Ÿ˜  Nobody ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿค can ๐ŸฆŽ ever ๐Ÿ˜  hear ๐Ÿ‘‚ him ๐Ÿคญ call ๐Ÿ“ž
[Heart-Shaped Box]
She ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿ’• eyes ๐Ÿ‘€ me ๐Ÿฅฐ like ๐Ÿ’– a Pisces ๐ŸŸ when โฐ I ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿฆพ am ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ง weak ๐Ÿ‘ถ I've ๐Ÿ˜Š been ๐Ÿผ locked ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ” inside ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿ‘† your โš ๏ธ heart-shaped box ๐Ÿ“ฆ for ๐Ÿคก weeks I've ๐Ÿ™‹ been ๐Ÿ‘ฆ drawn into ๐Ÿšช your ๐Ÿ’ฆ magnet tar pit trap ๐Ÿ™Š I ๐Ÿ˜Š wish ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ™ I ๐Ÿšซ could ๐Ÿ”ฎ eat ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ‘… your ๐Ÿ“‰ cancer โ™‹ when ๐Ÿ˜€ you ๐Ÿ˜Š๐ŸคŸ turn ๐Ÿ”„ black โšซ Hey ๐Ÿ˜ก Wait โœ‹โœ‹ I ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ› got ๐Ÿ‘ a new ๐Ÿšก complaint Forever ๐Ÿ˜ป in โฌ‡๏ธ debt to your ๐ŸŒŠ priceless advice ๐Ÿ‘ Hey ๐ŸŽ†๐ŸŽŠ Wait โŒš I ๐Ÿ‘‡ got ๐Ÿ‰ a new ๐Ÿ‘Œ complaint Forever ๐Ÿ•—๐Ÿ’— in ๐ŸŽป๐Ÿ“ฏ๐ŸŽบ debt to your ๐Ÿ‘‰ priceless advice ๐Ÿ‘ Hey ๐Ÿ‘‹ Wait ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฝ I ๐Ÿคซ got ๐Ÿ“ท a new ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ‘ถ complaint Forever ๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜ญ in ๐Ÿ’† debt to your ๐Ÿป priceless advice ๐Ÿ‘ Your โœจ advice ๐Ÿ‘ Meat-eating orchids forgive no ๐Ÿ™… one 1๏ธโƒฃ just ๐Ÿ˜‚ yet ๐Ÿ˜‡ Cut โ“๐Ÿ˜ฑ myself ๐Ÿ˜‰ on ๐Ÿ”›๐Ÿฟ angel ๐Ÿ˜‡ hair ๐Ÿ’‡ and baby's breath ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ‘„ Broken ๐Ÿ’” hymen of Your ๐Ÿ‘ˆ Highness, I'm ๐Ÿคง left ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐ŸŒฐ black โšซ Throw ๐Ÿฅด down โคต๏ธ your ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜ฉ umbilical noose so I ๐Ÿ˜ˆ can ๐Ÿ˜œ climb ๐Ÿง—โ€โ™‚๏ธ right ๐Ÿ“ท back ๐Ÿ‘‰ Hey ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป Wait ๐Ÿš I ๐Ÿ˜Œ got ๐Ÿ˜‚ a new ๐Ÿ†• complaint Forever ๐Ÿ•—๐Ÿ’— in ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ˜œ debt to your ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ‘‰ priceless advice ๐Ÿ‘ Hey ๐Ÿ‘‹ Wait ๐Ÿš I ๐Ÿ˜Š got ๐Ÿ’• a new ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅ complaint Forever ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•”๐Ÿ•ค in ๐Ÿšฎ debt to your ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿผ priceless advice ๐Ÿ‘ Hey ๐Ÿ‘‹โ—๐Ÿพ Wait ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿ˜ฏ I ๐Ÿ˜Š got ๐Ÿ”Œ a new ๐Ÿ˜ฑ complaint Forever ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•”๐Ÿ•ค in ๐Ÿ”š debt to your ๐Ÿ˜‡ priceless advice ๐Ÿ‘ Your ๐Ÿ‘‰ advice ๐Ÿ‘ She ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฐ eyes ๐Ÿคฉ me ๐Ÿค“ like ๐ŸŒธ a Pisces โ™“ when ๐Ÿ’• I ๐Ÿคข am โŒš weak ๐Ÿ‘ถ I've ๐Ÿคฉ been โœณ๏ธ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ˜˜ locked ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ” inside ๐Ÿ’  your ๐Ÿ‘‰ heart-shaped box ๐ŸŽ for โŒ› weeks I've ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿงšโ€โ™‚๏ธโœจ๐Ÿ‘ง been ๐Ÿ’ด๐Ÿฅœ drawn into ๐Ÿ‘‰ your ๐Ÿ‘‰ magnet tar pit trap ๐Ÿ™Š I ๐Ÿ˜€ wish ๐Ÿš˜ I ๐Ÿ‘ฅโŒ could ๐Ÿค” eat ๐Ÿ” your ๐Ÿ‘‰ cancer ๐Ÿฆ€ when ๐Ÿ“ท you ๐Ÿ˜š turn ๐Ÿฆท black ๐Ÿ–ค Hey ๐Ÿ˜  Wait ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿ˜ฏ I ๐Ÿ™€ got ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜ฉ a new โค๏ธ complaint Forever ๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜ญ in ๐Ÿ™ˆ debt to your ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฝ priceless advice ๐Ÿ‘ Hey ๐Ÿ™‹ Wait โœ‹โœ‹ I ๐Ÿ™‹ got ๐Ÿ‰ a new ๐Ÿ’‡โ€โ™€๏ธ complaint Forever ๐Ÿ•—๐Ÿ’— in ๐Ÿ‘‰ debt to your ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ‘‰ priceless advice ๐Ÿ‘ Hey ๐Ÿ‘‹โ—๐Ÿพ Wait โŒš I ๐Ÿ˜› got ๐Ÿ’ฆ a new ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ‘ถ complaint Forever ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•”๐Ÿ•ค in ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ‘Œ debt to your ๐Ÿฅบ priceless advice ๐Ÿ‘ Your ๐Ÿ‘‰ advice ๐Ÿ‘ Your ๐Ÿ•บ advice ๐Ÿ‘ Your ๐Ÿ‘‰ advice ๐Ÿ‘
[Parklife]
Confidence ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’žโœจ is a preference for ๐Ÿคฆ the habitual voyeur Of what ๐Ÿ‘ is known ๐Ÿ’ซ as (Parklife) And morning ๐ŸŒ… soup ๐ŸŽพ๐Ÿœ can ๐Ÿฅซ be ๐Ÿ˜– avoided If you ๐Ÿ˜Š take ๐Ÿ‘€ a route ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™‚ straight ๐Ÿ“ through ๐Ÿช€ what ๐Ÿ˜ฆ is known ๐Ÿ’ซ as (Parklife) John's got ๐Ÿ˜ฉ brewer's droop He ๐Ÿ“ท gets ๐Ÿ‰ intimidated by ๐Ÿ˜“ the dirty pigeons They ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ love ๐Ÿ˜ a bit ๐Ÿ˜ of him ๐Ÿ‘ด (Parklife) Who's ๐Ÿ˜ˆ that โ—๐ŸŽข gut ๐Ÿคค lord ๐Ÿ‘‘ marching ๐ŸŒฒ You ๐Ÿ‘‰ should ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ‘ถ cut ๐Ÿ˜ฃ down โฌ on ๐Ÿ˜ผ your ๐Ÿ‘Œ pork ๐Ÿ– life ๐Ÿ’“ mate Get ๐Ÿ‰ some ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ’ญ exercise ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚ All ๐Ÿ˜‰ the people ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿคโ€๐Ÿง‘ So many โ” people ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ‘ฅ And they ๐Ÿ’ all ๐Ÿฅบ go ๐Ÿฆ— hand-in-hand Hand-in-hand through ๐Ÿ‘‰โฌ their ๐Ÿ‘ฅ parklife Know ๐Ÿ’ญ what ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’› I ๐Ÿ˜Š mean? ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘… I ๐Ÿคข get ๐Ÿ”Ÿ up ๐Ÿ‘ when ๐Ÿ”œ I โœจ want ๐Ÿฅž Except ๐Ÿ˜ฎ on ๐Ÿ˜ณ Wednesdays When ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿป I ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™ get 5๏ธโƒฃ rudely awakened by ๐Ÿ˜ƒ the dustmen (Parklife) I ๐Ÿ˜€ put ๐Ÿ˜ my ๐Ÿ˜– trousers ๐Ÿ‘– on, ๐Ÿ”›๐Ÿ”› have ๐Ÿ”ต๐Ÿ˜ค a cup โ˜• of tea โ˜• And I ๐Ÿ‘€ think ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ญ about ๐Ÿค” leaving the house ๐Ÿ›–๐Ÿš๏ธ (Parklife) I ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜Ž feed ๐Ÿด the pigeons, I ๐ŸŽง sometimes ๐Ÿ• feed ๐Ÿ† the sparrows too ๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธ It gives ๐Ÿ˜š me ๐Ÿ”’ a sense ๐Ÿ’ฐ of enormous well-being (Parklife) And then ๐Ÿฅต I'm ๐Ÿ˜ˆ happy ๐Ÿ˜Š for ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ”œ the rest ๐Ÿ˜ช of the day ๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿ’ž Safe ๐ŸŒบ in ๐Ÿ‘ฎ the knowledge ๐Ÿ“– there ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ณ will ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿ”ต๐ŸŽท always ๐Ÿงข be โžก๏ธ A bit โ–ช๏ธ of my ๐Ÿ‘ˆ heart ๐Ÿ–ค devoted to it All ๐ŸŸฃ the people ๐Ÿ‘จ So many ๐Ÿ‘ฌ people ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ‘ซ And they ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ all ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ™ go ๐Ÿฆ— hand-in-hand Hand-in-hand through ๐Ÿง‘โ€โš–๏ธ their โญ• parklife Parklife (Parklife) Parklife (Parklife) It's got ๐Ÿ‘ nothing ๐Ÿšซ to do ๐Ÿ‘Œ with Vorsprung durch Technik, you ๐Ÿ‘Š know? ๐Ÿ’ญ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ญ (Parklife) (Parklife) and it's not โœ–๏ธ about ๐Ÿ’ฆ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ joggers Who ๐Ÿ’ go โค๏ธ round โญ• and round ๐Ÿ” and round ๐Ÿ” (Parklife) (Parklife)
I hate myself
(oh yeah, edit: I obviously did not write all this myself, a bot did it instead because I'm not very efficient)
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*Sets off a stink bomb in your inbox*
-turns out to be floral scented-
Oh hell yeah dude! Got it smellin' so fresh in here now, thanks for that! ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘Œโœจ
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Yeah! Six-up, five-oh, pigs ๐Ÿท๐Ÿท come, ๐Ÿ’ฆ I ๐Ÿ‘จ cop 'n' ๐Ÿ˜‚ go ๐Ÿƒ The ๐Ÿ˜ˆ blotter shows ๐Ÿ“บ they ๐Ÿ‘ฅ๐Ÿ‘‰ got ๐Ÿ™ me โ“œ on the rocks ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿฟ like ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ”ซ Galapagos Good ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐ŸšŸ luck ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ€ finding ๐Ÿ•ต critters creepy as ๐Ÿ˜ me They shoulda fried ๐Ÿˆณ๐Ÿ‘Œ me, ๐Ÿ’ฏ I'll ๐Ÿ—จ give ya ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ซ PTSD Vodka shots ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ droppin' down ๐Ÿ‘ธ the throat ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ† that ๐Ÿ’Š they been ๐Ÿ’ด๐Ÿ‘€ stompin' on ๐Ÿ”›๐Ÿ”› Cockin' guns, ๐Ÿ”ซ lockin' up, the quotas all โค๐Ÿž for ๐Ÿ”ž๐Ÿ˜ฉ shock ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ 'n' ๐Ÿ…พ awe Drivin's tirin', and I ๐Ÿ‘ been ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ“น hotwirin' To make my get ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‰ away from ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘‰ the ๐Ÿ’ฆ jailbreak ๐Ÿ˜ž riot ๐Ÿ†˜ and ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ Cellmates scrapin' upon ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ‘ฆ the ๐ŸŒœ๐Ÿ› bricks ๐Ÿ’ต in ๐Ÿข the ๐Ÿ’ฆ basement Tryin' to โœŒ escape ๐Ÿ›ซ this probation generation Too ๐Ÿ˜ฒ late, ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿคท crazy ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜œ fucker's ๐Ÿ‘โžก gotta ๐Ÿ† do โš ๐Ÿ‘Œ the time โฐโฒ Committed to ๐Ÿ™ the ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ”Š mental โš–โš– ward, ๐Ÿ’ฐ committing all the crimes I'm alive โ™ and ๐Ÿ”›๐Ÿ‘ˆ kickin' 'til the ๐Ÿ”ต split ๐Ÿšป๐Ÿšป ends fray Maybe ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ”ฅ plead insane, ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ˜ต guilty, but ๐Ÿค” I'm not to blame I'm a slave to the main vein, sprayin' on ๐Ÿ”› the mainframe Suffering ๐Ÿ˜– the ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฏ infrastructure, ๐Ÿ›ฃ๐Ÿ›ฃ hoping I ๐Ÿ“ง can maintain Oh, โญ•๐Ÿ˜ง how ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿค” I ๐Ÿ‘„ know, ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ’ก how ๐Ÿ’ฏ I go, ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘€ how I ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ‘ go ๐Ÿšฆโ™‚ Ask ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’ฌ me ๐Ÿฅ’๐Ÿป a question, the ๐Ÿ‘ answer I ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ”จ know ๐Ÿ˜ฆ Yes or ๐Ÿ’ฐ no ๐Ÿ˜‘โŒ options don't ๐Ÿšซ weigh out, and ๐Ÿ‘โ˜ so ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ‘… I don't ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿšซ ever see the ๐Ÿ“ cons and ๐Ÿ˜‚ the ๐Ÿ‘—๐Ÿ˜ฑ pros You ๐Ÿ‘‰ bear ๐Ÿป a striking resemblance (Some ๐Ÿบ kind ๐Ÿ™ of semblance of somethin' I been ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ rememberin') You ๐Ÿ‘ˆ appear familiar, dear ๐Ÿ“ฃ๐Ÿ“ฃ (You ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ’– look ๐Ÿ‘€ just ๐Ÿ’ข๐Ÿ’ฆ like ๐Ÿ’Ÿ๐Ÿ˜„ my ๐Ÿ…ฑ๐Ÿ‘Œ bathroom ๐Ÿšฝ mirror) Please, ๐Ÿ™ policeman, no ๐Ÿ‘ heel-to-toe Oh please, ๐Ÿ‘ let ๐Ÿพ me go โฉ Please, ๐Ÿ˜ญ policeman, ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ฎ is ๐Ÿ’ก it a test? ๐Ÿ˜ฌ I ๐ŸŒˆ won't know ๐Ÿค“ 'til ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’ I'm ๐Ÿ‘‰ under arrest ๐Ÿ”’ The drunk-tank's blood ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ’‰ red, ๐Ÿ…ฑ junkie's gonna ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ”ฅ relapse Some think ๐Ÿ’ญ๐Ÿ˜  punk's ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ dead, ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ’€ me, I ๐Ÿ˜ƒโ˜  don't believe ๐Ÿ’ญ๐Ÿ™ that ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ”บ Rock ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ—ฟ 'n' ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ roll ๐ŸŽธ๐ŸŽฒ gatherin' the ๐Ÿ’ฐ moss 'til ๐Ÿ’ I be โžก๐Ÿ that Lichen-coated boulder, make you ๐Ÿ’ง slip, ๐Ÿ’ฆ bust your ๐Ÿ‘ฆ kneecap Open ๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿ‘ on ๐Ÿ‘‡ the ๐Ÿˆ Amazon, hide ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ the ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿˆ cure for ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ช cancer ๐Ÿ’ฆ I'm Lance Armstrong, you're ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿผ the ๐Ÿ˜พโœจ necromancer Slash 'n' ๐Ÿ˜ฉ burn, ๐Ÿšฅ crash ๐Ÿ’ฅ into the ๐Ÿก๐Ÿ‘ 42nd answer All ๐Ÿ˜ซ my โ™‚๐Ÿ™‹ fellow skeletons ๐Ÿ’€ adore ๐Ÿšผ๐Ÿšผ the ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ˜Š army ants here ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’ Flies on ๐Ÿ”›๐Ÿ‘… my eyeballs, scabs on ๐Ÿ’ฏ my ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ‘จ elbows Heaven โœ knows โ” God's sittin' up ๐Ÿ—บ๐Ÿคข there ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ’ like, "Hell no!" Only ๐Ÿ‘ one thing ๐Ÿค‘ comes ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ to those ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฅ who wait It's ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค” never ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿšซ too ๐Ÿค– late to ๐Ÿ’ฆ embrace ๐Ÿ’ฆ your ๐Ÿ™‹โ˜ fate May ๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿ’ฏ death come swiftly and ๐Ÿ“Ž๐ŸŒƒ gently to you ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿšถ Mayhem, cry ๐Ÿ˜ญ mayday, and ๐Ÿ’ฐ oncoming doom Save ๐Ÿ“‘๐Ÿ’พ your โœ‹๐Ÿ‘ convictions, they ๐Ÿ˜ˆ never โค will do ๐Ÿ’• What you ๐Ÿ˜ฉ say's ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—ฃ at ๐Ÿ’ฐ least one โ˜๐Ÿ‘ six-billionth true! You ๐Ÿ•ด bear ๐Ÿป๐Ÿป a striking resemblance (Some kind ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜ฏ of ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ† semblance of ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ“€ somethin' I ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘€ been ๐Ÿ™‚ rememberin') You appear familiar, ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ‘จ dear ๐Ÿ”†๐Ÿ“ฃ (You look ๐Ÿ”š just ๐Ÿ‘Œ like โค my ๐Ÿ‘จ bathroom ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿšฝ mirror) Please, policeman, ๐Ÿ‘ฎ no heel-to-toe Oh ๐Ÿค please, ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ™ˆ let ๐Ÿ‘Œ me go ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ Please, ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™ policeman, ๐Ÿ‘ฎ is it a ๐Ÿ“ test? ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ I ๐Ÿ‘ won't ๐Ÿ’ช know 'til I'm under arrest ๐Ÿ”’ Am I ๐Ÿ‘โ„น being ๐Ÿ”ž detained? Am I ๐Ÿ˜œ under arrest? ๐Ÿ”’ (Yes, ๐Ÿ‘ž๐Ÿ˜ป you ๐Ÿป are!) ๐Ÿ˜Ž Read ๐Ÿ“– me ๐Ÿ‘ถ my ๐Ÿ‘ฉ rights, please ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™ (No!) ๐Ÿ’ฆโ›” I want ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ my phone call! Please policeman, no heel-to-toe Oh ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜ฑ please, ๐Ÿ’•โœ let ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’‚ me ๐Ÿ’ฏโค go Please policeman, ๐Ÿป๐Ÿป is it ๐Ÿ’ฏ a ๐Ÿ‘Œ test? ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ˜ฌ I ๐Ÿคต๐Ÿ™… won't ๐Ÿ’ช know 'til ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’ I'm ๐Ÿ‘ง (ratatatatatatata!) Please, policeman, no ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜‘ heel-to-toe Oh please, ๐Ÿ™ˆ let โŒ๐Ÿพ me ๐Ÿค“ go Please, ๐Ÿ˜ญ policeman, ๐Ÿ‘ฎ is it ๐Ÿฅ‡โ™‚ a ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘Œ test? I won't know ๐Ÿ˜ญ 'til I'm ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ under arrest ๐Ÿ”’
what is this madness (OLLIE I KNOW THIS IS YOU)
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houseofpendragons ยท 2 years
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Thoughts on Teen Wolf the Movie while watching it pt.5
PeTeR wAiT" why she say it like that๐Ÿ˜ญ
Peter's line would've made way more sense if the Nogitsune was actually giving him illusions (maybe one's about the fire, or being trapped in a coma again, or hell maybe stuff about the desert wolf bc I mega curious about their relationship)
He's playing lacrosse ๐Ÿฅ
Sir should've just dove out the way, he basically told u it had wolfbane on it
"Wolfsbane" reminds me of gerards "Mountain ashhhh!" Lmao I make myself laugh
How'd she knock him out so quick with just an elbow to the face, he's a werewolf
New plot idea, nogi could've made him hallucinate the fire and make him see Kate everywhere so when he sees Allison (as Kate) he's fed up with the illusions bc it's fucking him up. I'm a genius, Jeff Davis hire me ๐Ÿ˜Ž
um just cause it looks like her doesn't meanit us her...doppelganger's anyone? (Yes I know different show bit still) or she could be possessed
ur a zombie chica ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™€๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘
Not Peter being big baby and having Melissa take care of him in the back๐Ÿ˜ญ
Chris what's ur gun gonna do against black smoke, u know it ain't the oni bc the sun's still out
"I've killed oni before" yeah and then they killed you ma'am
Malia "I don't do speeches" Tate, proceeds to give a speech ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ
๐ŸŽถIf we go down then we go down together๐ŸŽถ
Lydia:๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿ”Š Allison:๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ’โ˜บ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿน๐Ÿ˜˜
Don't think I didn't notice you left out Stiles and Isaac in them flashbacks๐Ÿ˜‘
Oop it's night night time now ๐ŸŒƒ
um they belong to themselves, you know free will and all, c'mon it's 2026 in ur universe so get eith the program honestly so canceled ๐Ÿฅฑ
Also if you were gonna have him say they belong to me know you could've had them possessed by the flies again like in 3b and made him fight his own friends. It'd be good emotionally and for the plot bc we wouldn't know if he'd be forced to kill them or not
oooo and if Stiles was here Nogi takes over his body again and let's Allison go bc he's sacrificing himself for them, there rising another issue but Stiles has full faith that Scott will bring him back
"I'm still standing, I'm still the Alpha!" Sounded a whole lot better in the trailer
also would've been cool if Derek was forced to be on Nogi's side bc he has Eli hostage
"Please don't make me watch my friends and my family die - I can't do that again" is what should've been the line๐Ÿ’”
Um that was 3 arrows not 1, thought you were supposed to be a perfect shot, you letting out some pent up rage on my boy Scott? ๐Ÿ˜ถ
When did Eli get tied back up? Would've been cool to see it happen telekinetically
I love hikari but it just would've made more sense for Kira to save him. She would've been more powerful by now, she'd have complete control bc of the skinwalkers, and there's the emotional connection that's established between them
Or at the very least if it had to be Hikari they could've done my earlier suggestion and made that little girl and her dog a flashback of Scott saving Hikari bc then it would've been like you saved me once and now I've saved you ๐Ÿ‘
Looked cool af thou ๐Ÿ”ฅ
Damn, headshot ๐ŸŽฏ
Hold up, now wait a minute, you're suddenly a perfect shot again?๐Ÿ˜‚
Hold up Parrish where your clothes at and what underwear you buying bc all ur other clothes burn up but ur undies are fireproof?!๐Ÿ˜ญ
Heyyy, I love whoever idea it was to give mama McCall a crossbow ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘Œ
Not Peter now using the wolfsbane ring dagger that just poisoned him๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธis he good by the way lol did Melissa have a lighter on her or something
Yeah, you motherfucker *copies Peter's dramatic hair flip*๐Ÿ’…
Stab stab flip flip
Yeah Jackson and Lydia takedown we deserve
Stiles taught her how to use a gun and he'd be so proud of his wife right now๐Ÿ˜
Would've been cool if it was, like I said earlier, Stiles being the one at gunpoint and Jackson comes to save them (Stiles would be so annoyed๐Ÿ˜‚)
oh he wasn't tied up, he was just hiding again
Eli you little liar you already done the glowing eyes and the fangs
Awwww yes! Eli and Derek are my favorite part of this movie, I could watch a whole series about them๐Ÿฅบ
Love how they roared together, like Derek was giving him strength and encouragement in that roar
Love the wolfie faces, though I do think the shows looked a little bit scarier, the eyes are really good in this one thou๐Ÿบ
Baby Eli and Daddy Derek to the rescue
Now we all got our guns back that ig Parrish was hiding in his underpants ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ˜ญ
pow pow mf
I thought it was impossible to be both a fox and a wolf๐Ÿค”
This supports my theory that this is just another illusion and none of it's real. It looks real and feels real but it's not
Ugh you was ugly ass mf wolf-fox๐Ÿคข
Why his eyes glowing green? shouldn't it be a more yellowish green for a firefly ๐Ÿคจ
He looks like a mole deadass๐Ÿ’€
๐ŸŽถwe're all in this together๐ŸŽถ
Why aren't Peter, Malia, Liam, Hikari, and Parrish going with them...
Eli honey, I love you but...why you running like that, you look like ur about to fall๐Ÿคญ
I like how the lighting in each room reflects their eyes
Well obviously its not real
You know my dumbass would just be in their yelling "echo" bc it'd be funny to me๐Ÿ˜ญ
Well that was very rude of you Nogi
What was Harris's goal, I'm still confused ๐Ÿ˜•
Should called him a pup instead of a child, it just would've been more pleasing to me bc it's a funny tease to say to a werewolf idk why
"Start with me" Nogi said okay say less ๐Ÿ‘
Now you see me, now you don't
Scott this is kind of embarrassing for you bc Duke taught you how to fight using all your other senses when your sight won't help you...
you can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man ๐Ÿคช
So what did everyone else see? Did they just see them all on the nemeton looking ridiculous or did they do a disappearing act snd magically appear out of nowhere
Also why didn't nogi mess with them at the same time, seems a waste if you ask me to just leave them to come up with a plan, then ur just asking you get defeated but oh well๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
Oop well Eli's out the game again but Parrish is putting himslef back in, there's a good man (there's a nice demon๐Ÿ˜‚)
Nogi's laugh made me laugh ๐Ÿคฃ
Hell no, don't you dare. I know that look Derek Hale, don't you fucking do it. Bad werewolf, very bad werewolf! not infront of ur son! NO, HE IS NOT APART OF SCOTT'S PACK NOW IDGAF THAT HE'S THE ALPHA
PARRISH DON'T LIGHT THAT FUCKER UP
DEREKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!
So much for only a true alpha only every few hundred years, BUT IT WAS FUCKING EARNED DAMN IT๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
The way Eli said dad๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
Okay let me be serious, I don't think Derek's dead. This was was all on layer of the illusion, it looks real, it feels real, but it's not real!
Idk where Derek or the Nogitsune are but neither are dead, bc you can't even kill a Nogitsune so where is the fly like at the end of S3 hmmm๐Ÿคจ
He's not dead no, nope, i refuse
Poor Peter, Derek and him were really close, even though they had their differences they were still all they had left ๐Ÿ˜ข
Eli๐Ÿ˜”
Ew Scott shouldn't be giving the speech it should be Peter or Eli
Where's Isaac (his first beta), Cora (his sister), and Stiles? You can't tell me they wouldn't be there for his funeral
Actually the first the first thing he said to you was "What are you doing here? This is private property"
AWWW Papa Stilinski coming in clutch๐Ÿฅบ
DEREKKKK๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
This is where Lydia answers Stiles would renew their vows
NO UR NOT ALLOWED TO ADOPT ELI YOU ARGENT AND FAILWOLF (no offense)
Um isn't she still technically 17๐Ÿคจ
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officialtinder ยท 6 months
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>:DDDD ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
YOURE COOL ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช
- ๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿ”ฅ @yo-thats-positively-fire
HELL YEAH FIRE IS MY THINGGGG <33
also! no you :)
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alex-just-vibing ยท 9 months
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Hey you and your boyfriend r very cool ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿ‘Œ
hell yeah ๐Ÿ˜Ž
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cookiescr ยท 2 years
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Idk I personally just found interest in my studies during the bachelors, kinda didnโ€™t even know Iโ€™m that good at statistics and creating problems jsjsjs even changed majors two times
Yeah those ppl are either the nicest ones youโ€™ll ever meet or you just want to shoot them in the knee, no inbetween
I want an ojou sama special selection with 15$/month ๐Ÿซก
Hell yeah, happy national visa approvement day, this day brings save travels and good fortune in holiday planning
Nah I can request one, but now I have to pay from my own pocket
My class is trying to organise a meet-up the past 2 years and nothing happened yet, because everyone too lazy to take responsibility. Though I recently met our super brain from school because she came for her masters to my city. As always she makes everyone else feel stupid, one day sheโ€™ll cure cancer I bet ๐Ÿ’€ everyone else is getting married tho which is horrible, like can they eat pray love their 20s first ๐Ÿ’€
that's nice tho :0 like finding interest in your studies will probs motivate you more too. I'll have to reflect on uni after meeting my gf because I'm still not sure if I still wanna go but also it's like a backup thing just in case the art thing doesn't work
different ends of rich people spectrum
help alksjdsalk idk what i can offer for $15 tho
that actually sounds like a legit holiday ajsdkas
Are you looking forward to the reunion if it ever ends up happening? I wonder how my smart classmates/schoolmates are doing I hope they're doing well and changing the world (or about to since i think they have one more year before they graduate) I'm eating praying loving rn ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘Œ
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(Resurfaces like in the Milk Cat meme) I've returned- YOOOOOO CONGRATS ON COMPLETING YOUR FIRST ROUTE!!!! ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰
https://imgur.com/a/CjwwBix
Shit wrong link, uhhh-
https://imgur.com/a/IihtOxh
There we go :D
That is one BIIIG Milestone reached, so even if you can't complete the full game, you're definitely ready to upload a fully fledged demo๐Ÿ‘Œbe proud yourself, you definitely deserved it bro, and about length, I think it's a good amount, considering the short timeframe you had to work on it.
Also don't even worry about character arcs, as long as your story has Beginning/Build Up/Climax/End you're good to go ๐Ÿ‘. Sometimes it's better when you don't have everyone's backstory explained to you ya know?
For example Michael Myers, like yeah, we saw him stabbing his sister as a kid, but we sure as hell don't know why exactly he did it and what he went through during his stay at Smith's Grove Sanitarium, yet he still managed to be one of the biggest horror icons today. (I'm strictly speaking about the OG Movie btw, idk shit about what they did to him in the sequels)
Sometimes, just some cool shit happening is enough for a story, it's not like we're expecting a full on 24 episode Anime in LN form either ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ also considering that it IS a Yandere Story, having sympathy for the LIs falls a bit short, when they're probably gonna go full sicko mode on us somewhere in their routes 0_0"
Yandere: (insert sad backstory) ...and that's why I have mommy issues ๐Ÿ˜”
Darling: (chained against the wall of the Yandere's house, hasn't seen sunlight for a solid week or so) cowabummer ๐Ÿ˜
Like don't get me wrong, it's not bad if you want to put their full backstory in the game, but it also wouldn't hurt the overall quality of their route if you didn't (also you could save time ๐Ÿ‘€)
Anyhow, I hope ya treated yourself to some fancy food and rest or smth after completing the route ๐Ÿ˜Ž
Also, AYO NEW LI REVEAL?? Is the fact that he's human an invitation for me to beat his ass ๐Ÿ‘€? Jkjk but at least there's a feasible chance of me winning against him, compared to Rory lmaooo
So only the Triple Threats of Christian holidays are left to be revealed rn ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€ (or double trouble technically, since it's just two holidays, but you did also say that Easter are twins ๐Ÿค”)
-Ren'py anon
WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKK YOU DREW JAYCE???
OMG I LOVE YOU SM IM BLUSHING HEHEBUHEUHUEUHHEU
YOU HAVE MY HEART FR OMG HEHEHHEHE HE DESERVES THAT TBHHHH
PLATONICALLY KISSES AND SMOOCHES U FOR THIS LOVELY PUMPKIN JAIL SACRIFICE ๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜โค๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ™Œ
GOOD NO GRIPPERS FOR HIM. I EVEN HAD PLAYER WEAR SHOES WHEN THEY GOT NAPPED BC IM NOT ENVISIONING BARE DOGS ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
MINI JAYCE OMGOMGOMGOMG HE LOOKS LIKE THOSE JJBA MICROORGANISMS I LOVE ITTTT
AND ITS OKAY LOL HE WEARS BAGGY JEANS BC HES TRENDY AND INSECURE
This is really funny because in one of the endings is called jack o'lantern. This is their revenge ig lmao
omae wa mou shinderu
Thank you for the silly drawings! I'm so glad I got some cute fanart already hehe
Thanks again for the congratulations! Though it's not realllly finished, I have a couple of CGs and endings sewn in! I think I wanna change a few things so it's not just blatant trauma dumping lolol + script.gui things
It's bland and cheesy asf
Yeah, I think the line up for the storyline falls into Beginning/Build Up/Climax/End. It's not like I'm writing any flashbacks of his past so ๐Ÿ˜ญ ur right
LMFAOOOOO Jayce does go sicko mode pretty quick, so, him wanting a lot of sympathy and him gaslighting tf outta player does goes strong here ๐Ÿ’€
I haven't watch the OG Michael Myers bc I have no idea which one is the actual OG soooo yeah, but I totally agree with you! The premise of it is pretty cool and is still iconic even though his motives and identity are still very vague.
That little bit with darling and yandere is SOOOO true ๐Ÿ˜ญ If darling stayed really friendly with Jayce (prob out of fear) he would trauma dump but not tell them everything. He's totally is attracted and interested in player, but he's just testing the waters yk?
damn, cowabummer fr
I could just have Jayce give player a story of when he was young that fully traumatized him, buuuuuutt Jayce doesn't trust player all that much. It would make player understand why he is doing what he is doing, but I want him to be vague and just a bit cruel without any known motives other than, "I like you."
After I'm done tweaking the dialogue and putting in the appropriate images, I'll most definitely take a fat nap and binge read fics hehe
LMFAO I MEAN IF YOU'RE AN ACTIVE PERSON AND WORK OUT A BIT, YOU MIGHT OVERPOWER HIM IF YOU'RE SMART. YOU'LL UNDERSTAND WHY WHEN YOU PLAY IT. HE MIGHT BE A LONELY LOSER BUT UNFORTUNELY HE CAN FEND FOR HIMSELF ๐Ÿ’€
HAUGHGUHUUHUHAGH THE FUCKING CHRISTAN HOLIDAY TRIPLE THREAT HELPPPPP MEEEEE
Christmas man is a bit arrogant and a broke bitch (Elliot Astros lmfao)
He be looking like black and white toothpaste rn tbh ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
His design was gonna look like he was a nice guy, but I looked through my old drawing from last school year, and I saw this really hot random OC guy I drew bc I was in my Tokyo revengers, Bonten era ๐Ÿ˜œ He was realllly hot and yk what, I said fuck it and just replaced the OG design for this fine ass mf.
The twins lowkey do illegal shit, but they're nice if ur nice.
They're ginger ๐Ÿ˜and idk their names yet BUT IT'S A WORK IN PROGRESS
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bloomvalyria ยท 2 years
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to the anon from yesterday: not to worry, even if she was sad, she wouldn't be sad for long; she ends up with some epic af new character who is deserving of her ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ the benefits of keeping up with the many asks bloomvalyria receives include but are not limited to knowing what's up ๐Ÿ˜Ž
oh hell yeah anon!
because my girl icy deserves nothing less
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(now I just gotta figure out who that new character is)
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princessslut6969 ยท 1 year
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Back when my 1st psych tried that 1st antidepressant on me: an SSRI. Citalopram.
--yeah, iykyk. I only found out this side of antidepressant comparisons cuz of that.
Clit felt numb. Actually terrifying to lose feeling there. And went from Niagra Falls to Sahara Desert. Somehow I was still kind of horny, but couldn't do anything about it. I stopped taking it as soon as I realized, & my next period corrected everything. But it was overall, a month of HELL. Atrophy. Entropy.
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Hunny: "Hey, ya know what I haven't had in a while?"
Me: "SEX?" ๐Ÿ˜ญ
Hunny: "I was gonna say a burger but YES-"
Me: *wailing* "Ohhh! And now you wanna go out and get a burger! Cuz your steak at home is useless!" ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
Hunny: "No- no, Hunny!" ๐Ÿคฃ
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On this new HRT, we are monitoring the situation very closely. So far, so good. ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘Œ
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kiri-tired ยท 3 years
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Yall are going to hate me for this, but in my hunt for alternative/hidden gay kiriships I've found that He and Volo have something going on and I can kinda get behind it LMAO
Honey they are literally love at first s(wordf)ight. Don't let Volo's intimidating demeanor fool you. He has a crush on Kiri.
Please pay attention to whenever he smiles.
Also he seemed to be stalking him it really couldn't be a coincidence
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archer12xx ยท 2 years
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Complimenting him in different languages:
Part 1
Me: hmm, ang gwapo gwapo naman ng mahal ko.
Tobias: ๐Ÿ˜
Me: (smiles suspiciously) What are you smirking about?
Tobias: ๐Ÿ˜ You just said I'm so handsome why wouldn't I be smirking? ๐Ÿ˜Ž
Me: What? How did you..?
Tobias: I googled how to say "you're so handsome" in every language, so that I'll know when my fans are complimenting me. ๐Ÿ˜
Me: ๐Ÿ˜ฎ that's... pretty smart.
Tobias: Right?! ๐Ÿ˜Ž
Part 2
Me: ์–ด๋จธ ์šฐ๋ฆฌ ํ† ๋น„๋Š” ์—„์ฒญ ๋„ˆ๋ฌด ๋งŽ์ด ์ž˜์ƒ๊ฒผ๋„ค ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
Tobias: You know it ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜
Me: oh, so korean is one of those languages you learn how to say "you're so handsome" in?
Tobias: Yeah! Am I your oppa now or what? ๐Ÿ˜Ž
Part 3
Tobias: What do you think of this jacket? Do I look good in it?
Me: hmm, muy caliente ๐Ÿ‘Œ
Tobias: Gracรญas ๐Ÿ˜‰
Me: Highschool Spanish paid off!
Tobias: Hell yeah!
Both: *high fives*
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๐Ÿงก๐Ÿงก๐Ÿงก
I'm so bored lol ๐Ÿ˜…
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hey,๐Ÿด i'm a nice๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŒ guy! ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜‡
nice ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ‘ผ guys ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿ™‡โ€โ™‚๏ธ finish ๐Ÿšง last,โŒ›โŒš thatโ€™s why โœŒ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ iโ€™ll treat you ๐Ÿ‘‰ like trash๐Ÿ—‘๐Ÿšฎ๐Ÿ’ฉ, itโ€™s not ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿšฏ what i really wanna do. but, ๐Ÿ‘ you ๐Ÿ‘‰ only date ๐Ÿ‘ซ bad ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘นguys ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ•ด๐Ÿป so, iโ€™ll give it my best ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธtry to, treat you the way you want me to.๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’‘
i never โ›”โŒopen a door,๐Ÿšช or pull out a chair.๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿ’บ you can tell me ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ’ฌhow your day ๐ŸŒžโ›ฑwas but i donโ€™t๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿค really care.๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜ค and if you ever get cold,๐ŸŒกโ„๐Ÿ˜จ youโ€™ll just have to hack it,๐Ÿ•น๐Ÿ–ฑ๐Ÿ–ฅ cause iโ€™d be cold too ๐ŸŒจ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜ก if i gave you my jacket.๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿงฅ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ like whoa, โœ‹๐Ÿ›‘you ainโ€™t sittin up front,๐Ÿš˜ front ๐Ÿš˜ is for the homies ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘ฅ you can sit in the trunk.๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿš— i never ๐Ÿ“ต answer๐Ÿ”‡ my phoneโ˜Ž๏ธ, whenever you call it๐Ÿ“ฒ and when the waiter ๐Ÿคตbrings the bill๐Ÿ’ฐ i never๐Ÿšท reach for my wallet.๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ฑ
nice ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ‘ผ guys ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿ™‡โ€โ™‚๏ธ finish ๐Ÿšง last,โŒ›โŒš thatโ€™s why โœŒ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ iโ€™ll treat you ๐Ÿ‘‰ like trash๐Ÿ—‘๐Ÿšฎ๐Ÿ’ฉ, itโ€™s not ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿšฏ what i really wanna do. but, ๐Ÿ‘ you ๐Ÿ‘‰ only date ๐Ÿ‘ซ bad ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘นguys ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ•ด๐Ÿป so, iโ€™ll give it my best ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธtry to, treat you the way you want me to.๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’‘
and ima beat you!๐ŸฅŠ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ at every competition.๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿ† going out ๐Ÿšธwith the girls๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ‘ญ you better๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿง get my permission.๐Ÿคซ wait no,๐Ÿ˜ก i take that back,๐Ÿ”™๐Ÿ”ƒ you canโ€™t go,๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿšท house ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ is on tonight๐ŸŒš and thatโ€™s my favorite ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿงก show! do i look fat๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ in this dress?๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ‘— hell yeah โœ”๐Ÿ’ฏyou do!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ waitโœ‹ lemme speak ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฌyour language๐Ÿšฎ cows go moo!๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ„ mooo ๐Ÿƒ moooo ๐Ÿ‚ mooo ๐Ÿฎ mooo! ๐Ÿค 
nice ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ‘ผ guys ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿ™‡โ€โ™‚๏ธ finish ๐Ÿšง last,โŒ›โŒš thatโ€™s why โœŒ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ iโ€™ll treat you ๐Ÿ‘‰ like trash๐Ÿ—‘๐Ÿšฎ๐Ÿ’ฉ, itโ€™s not ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿšฏ what i really wanna do. but, ๐Ÿ‘ you ๐Ÿ‘‰ only date ๐Ÿ‘ซ bad ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘นguys ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ•ด๐Ÿป so, iโ€™ll give it my best ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธtry to, treat you the way you want me to.๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’‘
but ๐Ÿ‘behind โฌ…๏ธthe scenes ๐ŸŽญ๐ŸŽช she means the world๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ to me.๐Ÿ‘ซ wanna tell ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ—ฏ her that sheโ€™s beautiful,๐Ÿคค๐Ÿค— and show her๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ that sheโ€™s loved.๐Ÿ’ hold her hand ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿคwhen sheโ€™s scared,๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฐ tell her how much i careโ€ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’– but that wonโ€™t ๐Ÿคซโ›”win her heartโคโฃ because...
nice ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ‘ผ guys ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿ™‡โ€โ™‚๏ธ finish ๐Ÿšง last,โŒ›โŒš thatโ€™s why โœŒ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ iโ€™ll treat you ๐Ÿ‘‰ like trash๐Ÿ—‘๐Ÿšฎ๐Ÿ’ฉ, itโ€™s not ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿšฏ what i really wanna do. but, ๐Ÿ‘ you ๐Ÿ‘‰ only date ๐Ÿ‘ซ bad ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘นguys ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ•ด๐Ÿป so, iโ€™ll give it my best ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธtry to, treat you the way you want me to.๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’‘
ho! ๐Ÿšœ
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balvana ยท 2 years
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Kiss My Bass ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ”ฅ
First of all - Happy Birthday Marco! ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐ŸŽ‚ Secondly - Buckle up fam ๐Ÿคฃ This artwork comes with a really dumb origin story ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ‘Œ (and a comic strip!! ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡) . So I was chatting with my friend Sarkafish a while ago about stupid ads we get on our phones.ย And somewhere along the way she sent me these absolutely ridiculous ripped/cutout denim shorts ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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We were just happily losing our shit over who makes designs like these and who would actually wear these out in all seriousness. And somehow we ended up agreeing ~ Yep.. Marco ๐Ÿคฃ Hell yes! He would absolutely wear this kind of stupid shit! ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ”ฅ Maybe it was a joke Bday gift or something or for a concert or similar ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ And from there on this whole conversation just went downhill very rapidly ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐ŸคชWe were still discussing how uncomfortable and unpractical these pants must be (including some rather ridiculous possible consequences) when all of a sudden the most hellishly stupid idea was born!!! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ™ˆ . Yeah.. long story short.. I now have a drawing.. and a comic strip ๐Ÿ˜ฌ A very very dumb comic strip ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ”ฅ . Enjoy ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’–
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