#hell park corey

[nyasha-parashaa]

HELL YEAH 🗣️🗣️

eric corey kanon!!! 🩷🩷 (canon¿idk how to spell it)

[wonkyreads]

Every year I challenge myself to read outside of my comfort zone and in recent years that’s meant a distinct lack of five star reads. This year’s no different as I only reached fifteen, but looking back on it not all of my top ten ended up being five star reads. Sometimes it’s a book that was almost perfect and stuck with me anyway. Sometimes it had major flaws, but meant so much to me I have to love it anyway. I don’t believe and going back and changing my snap-decision ratings because I clearly felt them at one point, but I’ll let this list be more reflective of how I feel now.

So, without further ado:

My Top 10 Best Reads of 2022

10. Dreams Lie Beneath by Rebecca Ross

- My entire review on Goodreads for this is “no notes” and I feel like that says more than I ever could. In Azenor, nightmares come to life on the full moon. Clementine and her father are there to fight them, but when they’re ousted from their village, Clementine seeks revenge. I adored the characters and their choices and the world-building. Honestly, no notes.

9. Warbreaker by Brandon Sanderson

- Warbreaker is not my favorite Sanderson book, but it’s still a Sanderson book. Which makes it very good. Warbreaker follows two princesses, the God King one of them must marry (and all the politics that come with that), a bored lesser god playing detective, and an immortal with loads of baggage (and a talking sword). I think this book is so interesting to talk about because it presents so many sides to a couple different arguments, though I’m partial to the conversation this book has about religion. Sanderson delves into religious conversations often (in a good way), but I think it shines best in Warbreaker. I thoroughly enjoyed this book and the arguments I got to have after it.

8. The Golden Enclaves by Naomi Novik

- The Golden Enclaves is the third and final book in Novik’s Scholomance series so I’m not going to give much plot away. Basically there’s a magic system using language, a bunch of monsters attempting to eat children, and a school built to stop that from happening built in the void becoming a bit of a gauntlet. I think this was a fantastic end to the series and it re-contextualized everything I thought I know in the best way. I wanted to turn around and reread the whole thing again, which is high praise from me as I’ve only felt that way once before.

7. House of Leaves by Mark Z Danielewski

- Told in nesting story lines, House of Leaves is about an aspiring tattoo artist named Johnny Truant and a dead blind man named Zámpano and a prize-winning, globe-trotting photographer named Will Navidson. Or maybe just one of them. Or maybe none of them. On the surface it’s about Navidson moving into a house with his family, documenting it on film because he doesn’t know how to stop working, and then the book quickly spirals into varying levels of insanity. This book is written in a way that is meant to make you feel crazy. It’s a pure joy to dig into, but it’s definitely not for everyone. There are passages that must be read in a mirror, a letter in the references that needs to be decoded, hidden messages in footnote markers, and a chapter that is itself truly a labyrinth. It’s so easy to understand now how people become obsessed with it. I could talk about it for hours, honestly.

6. Babel by RF Kuang

- Babel follows Robin Swift, orphaned in Canton and whisked away to London to be properly raised and trained to go to Oxford’s Royal Institute of Translation. The magic system and history this book gives us is such a beautiful way to get across Kuang’s messages. I genuinely thought this was going to be my book of the year, but that drag in the middle I kept trying to forget about definitely still exists. It’s an incredibly ambitious book, there’s bound to be flaws. In my heart it still wins, but rationally, there were books I enjoyed more. Just know that I utterly adored everything about this, except some of the pacing.

5. The Female of the Species by Mindy McGinnis

- I’m not sure how to explain this book outside of just the fact that it’s brutal. Told through the perspectives of three very different characters, this book explores rape culture and sexual assault and does so unflinchingly. Seriously, don’t read this book unless you know you can handle that because I truly mean BRUTAL when I say it. This book left a mark and it fully intended to. The conversation The Female of the Species provided was met with equally strong characters, grim humor, and a fantastically tight plot line. Just all around a great, dark read.

4. Hell Followed With Us by Andrew Joseph White

- Making this list is forcing me to recognize how often the books I love are just incredibly harsh, brutal things. Hell Followed with Us is about a near dystopian/apocalyptic future where a fundamentalist cult infects people with bio weapons and a ragtag group of young survivors living out of an old LGBTQ+ Center attempt to fight back. It follows an insanely diverse set of characters and tells a story filled with so much rage and religious abuse that it genuinely had me gasping for air at times. This book has a decently long list of trigger warnings, including body horror and religious themes, but my god is it so underrated and worth the read. There are lines in this book that I’m still thinking about and I read it all the way back in July.

3. Legends & Lattes by Travis Baldree

- And now a swift departure from dark, heavy books. I didn’t know what to expect from this book when it’s tagline boasted low to no stakes. I was worried I’d be bored or that the editing would lack in ways I’ve been seeing more and more in my latest book choices. Instead I got the most adorable fantasy about Viv, who just wants to settle down into something softer. She’s spent years adventuring and doing questionable and violent things, but things don’t have to stay what they started as. She throws all of herself into opening a cafe in a city that’s never even heard of coffee and struggles with that while picking up the most beautiful found family I’ve read in a while. Don’t be put off by the lowness of the stakes, this book feels like a warm cup of coffee, but it has its drama too. This book means so much more to me than I went in expecting and it’s not often I read a book that I’m genuinely grateful to have read.

2. Letters to a Young Poet by Ranier Maria Rilke

- I’ve loved Rilke’s poetry for a long time and so this collection of letters has been on my TBR for years. I should have read it sooner. These letters provide pages and pages of advice, less about poetry and more about life, and they do it so beautifully. What gets me about these letters, though, is their context. Rilke is taking time to send them to a young man he doesn’t know who’s begging him for advice when Rilke himself has barely made it out of his own woods. These are correspondences between two young men, just steps away from each other in their walks of life, both still looking for clarity. They’re beautiful words I know I’ll read again and again. The annotating I did and will continue to do with this book is insane.

Honorable Mentions

1. Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton

- A slow build into utter chaos that made me want to read more of Crichton’s brand of science fiction.

2. You’d Be Home By Now by Kathleen Glasgow

- A beautiful and heartbreaking exploration of the opioid epidemic. Another great book from Glasgow.

3. Nemesis Games by James SA Corey

- Easily my favorite in this series (so far). The stakes were so high, I loved every perspective, and for the first time I wasn’t questioning plot choices.

4. And Every Morning the Walk Home Gets Longer and Longer by Fredrik Backman

- Short and sweet, made me cry in under 100 pages. It reminded me so much of Saturn by Sleeping at Last.

And last, but not least, #1:

What Beauty There Is by Cory Anderson

- The seventh book I read this year (out of 153), this criminally underrated masterpiece still has my whole damn heart. It’s beautiful, thoughtfully written, and just absolutely, brutally violent. What Beauty There Is follows two teenagers with a lot on their plates as they struggle to make decisions that affect lives, not just their own. Jack has to take care of his younger brother now that his mother’s gone and plans to track down the drug money that sent his father to prison. Ava’s been taught to trust no one and lives a life of isolation with no control until her father goes after the same drug money Jack is desperate to find. They both have to make very tough choices on what to do and who to trust. This book hurts. It promises at the beginning that things will only get worse, but watching it all unravel filled me with so much anxiety and dread and hope that I’m quite certain this book will haunt me for years to come.

[getmeoutofhell]

Slashers x f! reader texting

warnings: cussing

a/n: not all of them are in here, but a handful are.

y/n: yo can one of you guys please feed babadook, also make sure the kitchen stays clean. thank you!

art: no

y/n: fym no

ethan: i’ll try to feed him if i can. i might need some guidance tho 😅

y/n: all good ethan, thank you! 😊

freddy: why the fuck would you wanna feed that thing? have some standards white boy

jennifer: lmaoo 😭

y/n: guys be nice please.

jason: hi

y/n: hi jason! how are you? :)

jason: 1m g0od

y/n: that’s good! 👍

corey: hey everyone

y/n: oh hey corey!

hannibal: what is this?

y/n: this is a groupchat with everyone doctor. it’s so we can communicate better when one of us is not at home.

hannibal: that’s fine y/n.

patrick: what the hell is this? and why is fredrick on my phone?

freddy: piss off you ocd bitch

will: 😂

y/n: okay guys chill out

*patrick batemen left the group*

freddy: 😂

penny: 🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨

art: 😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲

y/n: please for the love of god, don’t start spamming again you two.

art: i’m going to the park

y/n: okay take the other 3 with you please

art: 👍🏻

ethan: hey y/n?

y/n: yeah wsp?

ethan: would you uh, like to go out sometime? like to the movies or something? only if you’re cool with it

jennifer: ouh since when did ethan grow balls? 👀

ethan: y’all do know i’m also a murder right? i’m not a pussy

amber: i smell cap

y/n: *replying to ethan’s chat* yes ofc! how about we go somewhere when i get back to the house??

ethan: yeah that sounds good!

ethan: also amber shut up

amber: make me

ethan: k i got you

*ethan removed amber freeman from the group*

*y/n added amber freeman to the group*

y/n: omg

anabelle: #%\*+¥’

y/n: tf

freddy: since when did that damn thing have a phone?

y/n: that’s the same thing i’m wondering 😅

anabelle: mortem

y/n: bro what

pinhead: she said ‘death’ in latin.

y/n: oh really?

*y/n removed anebelle from the group*

y/n: not today bitch

[freak-accident419]

when worlds collide (literally)

Josh Futturman x GN!Reader

Summary: As Josh had the audacity to change the radio station, depriving Wolf of the legendary sounds of Corey Hart, things begin to escalate. Once the car gets out of control, it accidentally collides into you.

Word Count: 2.5k

Content: gender-neutral reader, fluff, based on “We Live in Time”, minor car crash, strange meet cute, cursing, takes place in Future Man S1E04 “A Fuel’s Errand”, Josh drives a car instead of the Lyft, awkward but cute

(A/n: first fluff in MONTHS!!!!!! Thank you guys for being patient with me and still being here <3 In theory I might make a second part with smut but who knows :) i haven’t watched the movie yet so no spoilers please! i love you all, happy reading!)

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“GUYS, FOR THE MILLIONTH FUCKING TIME, this is my dad’s car, so just be extra careful with it, okay?” Hushed Josh as he started the vehicle, setting the GPS to Lyle’s address.

As the trio found their TTD awfully low on Cameronium, Josh, Wolf, and Tiger went on a mission to obtain more. Hearing Tiger describe the biofuel, Josh was completely unable to identify it or its whereabouts. Luckily, he had connections; Josh knew that Tracy, one of the video game store clerks, had an ex-boyfriend, Lyle, who was some sort of chemist. Therefore, he could be a useful source to identify whatever the hell Cameronium was. Soon after retrieving the address, in which Josh had to expose his entire mission to the two unconvinced cashiers, the highly dysfunctional team would be on their way to find Lyle.

“You better not fuck this up again,” Tiger warns petulantly from the backseat (and very unhappy to be, at that), staring daggers at the back of Josh’s head.

“Oh, come on, Tiger, I’ve got us the address!” he reasoned tiredly, trying his absolute best to reinforce his dependability. “Because of me, we’re one step closer to getting our hands on Cameronium!”

Starting the engine, the radio turned on with it. The station was just in the middle of playing ‘Sunglasses at Night’ by Corey Hart, making Wolf’s eyebrows furrow in curiosity.

“What is this music, janitor?” He asks in a gruff voice as Josh drove out of his parking space, letting the GPS guide his way.

“Uhhh, this is Corey Hart,” Josh replies briefly, squinting from the California sun in his eyes, lowering the visor to give them shade.

Wolf continued to listen to the speakers admiringly. Finally something respectable in the year 2017 (which, ironically, was actually from 1983). “I like Corey Hart,” he says, prompting Josh to turn up the volume. He actually and genuinely likes something for once, he thought with relief.

And it was nice to see the previously apathetic sadist enjoy some tunes from the ‘80s, until he discovered the car’s replay button. The institute where Kyle was would be about half an hour away, and for the most part, Wolf had just been replaying the damn song every time it ended.

“Can we just—” Josh sighs as he reached for the skip button, his hand immediately being slapped away from Wolf.

“No.”

YOU WERE SO TOTALLY FUCKED.

Goddammit, did you have to sleep in this morning? This would be the hundredth damn time of the month you’d be late to work, and you couldn’t afford to show up tardy again.

You ran clumsily on the sidewalk, taking frequent sips of your coffee, which was stored safely in a stainless steel tumbler. You were making your way to your workplace as fast as you could, feeling as if your ankles could cramp up anytime. Your boss was quite brutal, and there was a slight chance you could even get fired from being late again, so you ensured that your journey there would be efficient.

After at least a minute of running, you were met with a damn intersection. In response to the light across the street that showed a big, orange palm, you smashed the crosswalk button multiple times and violently, expecting the light to change. And all you could hear was the robotic ‘wait, wait, wait’ every time you slammed it with your fist. God fucking dammit.

Well, actually…

There wasn’t much traffic at all in the intersection. Barely any cars, and even if there were, they would most certainly stop for you. You guessed it wouldn’t hurt if you made a run for it to the other side. Hell, people have done that shit before when you drove, and now it was time for you to cash in your right of way privileges. Would you rather be honked at by an angry driver or face the wrath of your unhinged boss?

Okay. Alright. Fuck this.

Letting your shoes drop from the sidewalk to the asphalt of the street, you began to walk, never once expecting what would happen next.

“Fuck, Wolf, let go of the wheel!” Josh exclaimed in terror as the vehicle skidded and squealed, moving dangerously fast down the narrow road.

“Not until you change it back!” Wolf retorts angrily after Josh had changed the station, tired of the soldier replaying the same damn song for several times in a row.

“Jesus Christ, I don’t even remember the fucking station! And I wouldn’t be able to tell which one it was since the next song is probably already—fuck!”

At the mere sight of you in the middle of the crosswalk, Josh slammed his foot on the brakes, causing a loud squeal from the tires. However, he wasn’t exactly fast enough because the car would collide into you before it would completely stop.

“HOLY FUCK—”

“OH, SHIT!”

***

PAIN WAS QUITE LITERALLY THE ONLY THING that you could feel. Like, everywhere in your entire body. That, and a really shitty migraine.

As you slowly woke up, you could feel an incredibly bright light against your closed eyelids, hearing a blaring, constant ringing in your ear. And when you gradually came to your senses, you could feel various bandages covering your body, wrapped snugly around your tender skin. And you were also…

in a chair.

Your eyes opened instantly. You were in a narrow hallway at a hospital, sat down in a goddamn chair. Some kind of transport chair with small wheels, at least. There was a row of normal chairs across from you. A person in that chair across from you. Also, your posture was literal ass. Why the fuck were you on a goddamn chair instead of an actual bed—

“Oh, shit—” Josh blurted as he realized you were awake, sitting up and fumbling with the objects around him.

You began to acknowledge the appearance of the stranger sitting in front of you, after hearing his sudden, muted curse. He was a young, boyish man, brunette, and there was an almost comical look of extreme fear in his eyes. He immediately sat up from slouching and tapping his foot the second he realized you were awake. Before the interruption, his phone had also been lazily held over his lap, the screen angled towards your line of vision. You quickly recognized that he was playing an online game of sudoku—struggling, as well. And at the moment, you couldn’t think about anything else except for the fact that he needed to place a seven beside that two.

He blinked at you, then noticed your face, whatever expression you had. Your face felt numb, but you presumed it instinctively reflected your internal thoughts, because he somehow read you right away.

“They, uh, they needed the bed back,” the man stuttered out, placing his phone back in his pocket.

Your eyes still scanned the white hallway, slightly turning your head to observe the many doctors and nurses rushing from one place to another. Then you looked back at the man in front of you again, curiously.

“I, uh,” he began once more, presenting a clear plastic bag in front of you. “This is what you had with you. Uh, your phone… which is… a bit cracked, actually. Damn. Uh, wallet. Oh, and uh,” he reached for a bigger item from the ground, holding it up, “a tumbler. Nice stickers, by the way.”

He was… painfully awkward, to say the very least, holy shit.

“U-uh, thanks,” you nodded, feeling your throat dry, as this was the first time you spoke ever since waking up. The man, seeing that you were in no condition to grab or even reach for your belongings in that plastic bag, set it on the empty chair to the left of him.

There was another pause, you hearing only the buzzing of the fluorescent lights above the two of you, alongside the swift footsteps or screechy wheels of gurneys at the end of the hall. You were unable to properly acknowledge anything at the moment because your mind was occupied with something entirely different. You had sensed an irritable thought lingering in your head until you instantly realized what it was.

“Seven,” you blurted out randomly.

“What?”

You cleared your throat. “Your sudoku. Seven should be under the two in the first column. That was your, uh, missing number.”

Josh immediately pulled his phone back out, opening his sudoku app. He tapped and typed in your suggestion before letting out a small gasp, either in surprise or relief. Both, actually, as the number you told him was correct.

“Oh,” he sighs.

“Yeah.”

“Oh, shit.”

You simply nodded.

“I’m, uh—I’m Josh, by the way,” he says, possessing a friendly smile on his face as he puts his phone away in his pocket for the second time.

Considering the very shitty position you were in, you appreciated his smile nonetheless and mimicked it.

“Y/n,” you answer softly. Josh smiled warmly and nodded at your response. That is, until you asked, “I, uh… Do I know you?”

His eyebrows raised with guilt, pupils looking anywhere but at you, until they mustered up the courage to at least glance at the tip of your nose.

“Oh, um… yeah, no, I uh…” he paused culpably. “I ran you over.”

Well, shit.

“Well, shit,” you mumbled.

And in this moment, you realized—pretty privilege really did exist in all possible scenarios.

“I’m sorry,” he whispered.

“It’s okay,” you reply, surprising him and even yourself. You normally wouldn’t let this slide, but you weren’t sure if it was the overwhelming lights, the morphine, or the guy’s stupidly charming face that drowned out any possible anger from you. Maybe it was just all of them combined. Anyways, you realized that this hospital visit would’ve given you a valid excuse to not only be late to work, but be a complete no-show. Hell, if anything, you felt grateful for this.

“So, um…” you began, “how did… I mean, did you not see me, or…?”

“Oh, uh,” he scratched the back of his neck, looking embarrassed. “I’m sorry, I… My passenger was acting out because I changed the radio station. He has, uh… issues.”

“Wow...” It could’ve been a drunk driver. The sun could’ve been in his face. Hell, he could’ve pulled a Lucy Whitmore and dropped a CD in the car, but you could’ve nearly died because of a goddamn radio station?

“I changed the station after he looped the hell out of the song,” Josh adds.

“Jesus Christ,” you huff in disbelief. “How—How old is this passenger of yours anyway?”

“Uh, right… About… About ten…” he sighs.

“Yeah, I mean, that makes sense—”

“…years older than me,” he finished. Dammit. This literally could not get any worse.

“Oh—”

“In theory,” he adds, making you raise an eyebrow in bemusement. Realistically, since Wolf was from 2162, he would be, like… more than a hundred years younger than Josh. Of course, he couldn’t explain that to you. Hell, he thought he seemed crazy to you already. He probably already lost his chances with another cute person. And no, he wasn’t hoping to charm you just to avoid a large, angry fine. You were genuinely quite pretty to him.

“Oh—” Inappropriately, you felt a smile begin to form on your lips as you started to giggle. “Oh my god, what? You’re kidding, that’s—” As you chuckled, you felt your weak, stiff body vibrate. And consequently, you felt a sudden, unpleasant stab in your chest, hissing from the pain.

“Shit, are you okay?” Josh asks instantly, looking into your eyes with pure concern.

“Oh, yeah, no, uh, it just… hurts like hell whenever I laugh,” you huffed.

Guilt washed over him once again like a violent, mortifying wave as he remembered how much injuries you suffered because of him. “Fuck, I am so, so sor—”

“No, no, don’t worry,” you whisper, “I just… God…” A big, humored sigh left your lips as you gazed softly into Josh’s eyes. “Okay, what—what song was he even listening to?”

“Funnily enough, it was, uh… ‘Sunglasses At Night’ by Corey Hart.”

“Oh my fucking god,” you scoff, trying to hold yourself from laughing as you felt the sharp pain coming back. “Jesus Christ, you’re kidding me, right? Why—Why would anyone in their thirties throw a tantrum over Corey Hart?”

“I know, this guy’s just…” Josh twirled his finger by his temple, signifying that his passenger was indeed “cuckoo”.

You scoffed in amusement by his gesture, and then the two of you were silent after. Just smiling at each other, gazes switching from the floor, to the walls, back to one another’s eyes. You enjoyed his company, actually, and he definitely enjoyed yours too.

“Oh,” Josh mutters in recollection, grabbing your attention. “So—so anyways, uh… Are you… Are you gonna sue me?” He asks with slight caution in his face, his big eyes softening with furrowed eyebrows. “Because, uh, I understand that, but—”

“Can I be completely honest with you?” You interject with a weak chuckle as the brunette gives you a nod. “If anything… I’m kinda… grateful that you hit me with your car.”

Josh’s eyes widened immediately. “Seriously?” He scoffs in disbelief, unsure if you were joking or being morbidly serious.

“Look, it’s—it’s ridiculous. I was, uh, on my way to my job… Actually, I was terribly late, I slept past my alarm again, I literally had to run to my workplace, and then… Then I had to, uh, jaywalk, which, um, definitely explains this… predicament. So it’s not entirely your fault. But… yeah. I mean, I was on my… like, millionth late strike this month and my boss is a total asshole. Luckily, I have an actual excuse to not show up this time, so… he can’t exactly yell at me for being run over.”

“Wow,” Josh replies shortly.

You sucked the air between your teeth. “Yeah.”

“I mean, I get it,” he remarked with a shrug, recalling how Stu Camillo replaced Kronish, which was a result of him meddling with the past. “I have an asshole of a boss now too.”

“Hm, really?” You raise an eyebrow.

“Yeah,” he chuckles.

The two of you shared another friendly, soft glance as a contented sigh left your lips afterwards. “Well… Thank you, Josh, for… well, running me over and therefore helping me avoid the wrath of my boss.”

“You’re welcome,” he says hesitantly, “I… think?” God, he was actually charmingly adorable. You really couldn’t even consider suing that face.

“Yes,” you grin widely, “and if it makes you feel any better, you were way more pleasant than that one guy I had a fender bender with.”

Josh laughs softly. “Yeah?” You nodded in response.

There was another pause, a comfortable moment of silence between the two of you as both of your faces turn flustered.

“Look, I’d—I’d feel bad if I didn’t at least offer something to you, other than paying for your hospital bills, of course, but my work has this holiday party coming up in a few days. Maybe I can bring you along? I just—I really wanna make this up to you. It’s—it’s nice, there’s drinks, food, is that—does that seem good?” He fiddled with his fingers as he spoke, hoping you’d be content with his proposal.

You smile brightly, almost in disbelief as you were given the offer. “That sounds lovely.”

“Great! Great, uh, I’ll—I’ll text you the information. Can I… get your number?” He asks, getting his phone out from his pocket for the last time.

You agreed cheerfully as you began to list the digits in your phone number. “You gonna send me your insurance and plate number too so I can properly report you for this?”

Josh tensed up at your words, which were amusing only to yourself. “I—”

“I’m just messing with you,” a giggle left your lips as the man in front of you sighed in relief. “I’m sorry.”

“No no, I deserved that,” he chuckles softly. “So… Will I be seeing you there?”

You smiled widely. “You will.”

[nbnb0498]

Bestfriends?

Corey Haim X Fem reader

Summary: Corey and Y/n have been best friends forever they’ve

been in so many movies together and they love each other but

as friends…..Maybe that will change

*no spell check*

This has smut !!

“Y/nnnn” Corey said walking up to her as she was getting her makeup done for a new movie they are gonna be in together. “Hi Corey.” Y/n said smiling slightly not trying to move so she doesn’t ruin the makeup that the makeup lady was doing. “After we’re all done with filming wanna go out with me and Feldman?” He said with his cheeky slime as he sat down next to her. “Ooo yeah!” Y/n mumbled as the makeup artist start to put lip gloss on y/n “great, I’ll see you then” Corey smiled then walking out of Y/n’s trailer.

after a few hours of filming Y/n was waiting at Corey’s car waiting for Feldman and him.Y/n then saw the, walking up to the car, Finally “thank you what the hell took you guys forever I’m freezing” y/n shouted as they both were so slow. “Sorry not sorry” Feldman smiled sarcastically “shut up let’s just go already” Y/n rolled her eyes as she got in the back of Corey’s car as Corey started running to the car “sorry y/n I had to change” Corey said as he open the drivers door.He was wearing sweatpants and a sweater. Y/n tried not to look but she couldn’t resist she shook it off and said “Where are we going?” “I don’t know how about we get some food?” Corey said as he started his car and looked back at y/n. “Sure” Y/n smiled at Corey. Y/ns has like Corey forever since they meet she had her eyes on him. He was funny, sweet and handsome. God she wishes she could just sit on his pretty face.

They all got some food and since it was late they ate it in the empty parking lot just talking “oh- shit I gotta get home” Feldman said “alright let’s go then.” Corey drove to Feldman’s house. “See you guys later” “byeee” y/n said as she got into the passengers seat then Corey drove off. “What do you wanna do since it’s just us?” “Um I don’t know whatever you want” Y/n smiled “Hmm let’s see…what can we do.” Corey said tapping his left hand on the wheel as his right went into y/n thigh. “You know I love you right?” Corey kept looking at the road then back to Y/n “of course i love you too” Y/n smiled “W-well what if… I loved you more then bestfriends?” Corey started to rub y/n thighs as her eyes widen. “I-I…I don’t know” Y/n couldn’t even breath at this point.

“Would that be ok?” “U-ummm I..” Y/n was so shocked she couldn’t even speak properly. “Yeah it would be ok” She said a little embarrassed as she looked out the window.After a few minutes of silence Corey pulled into an empty parking lot. “What’s wrong? Is um everything ok?” Y/n said.Corey was just staring At her never breaking contact “what wrong Cor-.” Y/n said laughing as she the. Got caught off by Corey kissing her.She broke the kiss after a few seconds but then she went but in.Y/n then got on top of Corey’s lap as they counted to make out. Their tounges sliding into each other’s mouth making Y/n moan.Corey pulled away as he pulled off y/n’s shirt she wasn’t wearing a bra. “Fuck they’re so big.” He said as he started to kiss them, that made y/n giggle.

As Corey played and kissed Y/n’s boobs she started to straddle his lap.Corey threw his head back “Fuck I’ve always wanted to do this with you” Corey groaned Y/n smirked as she went a little fast.Corey was just there with his face in between y/n’s boob kissing and biting defiantly leaving hickys. “O-oh my god Corey….” Y/n moaned “Yeah.? You like that” He mumbled. After a few seconds later Corey pulled away and got into the back of his car. He smirked at Y/n as he started to take off his sweatpants Y/n watching his every move.She was literally drooling

His veiny long cock was hard.His pink tip leaking with pre cum.Corey the took off his sweater he was completely naked. “Come on” Corey smirked.Y/n climbed into the back seating beside Corey.She started to take off her leggings leaving her in her underwear.After that Corey posited y/n so that he back was on the window and her legs were speared out.Corey was in between y/n’s legs. Corey started to rub his fingers on her clit thru y/n’s underwear making her gasps as she was already wet. “So wet for me already huh?” Corey groaned, Y/n’s moans making him go crazy. “P-please more..” Y/n moaned as she watched Corey.Corey then moved y/n’s underwear to the side as he shoved 2 fingers inside of her as he started to finger Y/n. “J-Jesus Christ y-yes!” Y/n screamed slightly as her and Corey made eye contact.Corey smirked still holding eye contact.

“So wet and tight squeezing my fingers so tight.” Corey said watching Y/n’s every movement.Corey moved closer so they could kiss. Y/n put her hands on each side of Corey’s face.Their tounge slide in each others mouths. Y/n was moaning in Corey’s mouth making him pump his fingers inside of her even faster. “Oh f-fuck Yes..yes yes!” Y/n’s screamed pulling away from Their little make out session. “C-Corey I’m gonna c-um” After a few seconds Corey pulled out his fingers.He sucked on his finger getting Y/n’s juices. “You taste so good, so much better then all those other girls, mmm” Y/n smirked as she pushed Corey onto the other side of the door Good things Corey’s windows were tinted. “Your cock looks so yummy” Y/n smirked as she spit on the tip of Corey’s cock

“Would look so good looking so good inside of me” Y/n rolled her as to the back of her head as she said that out loud.Corey move y/ns hair out of her face as he held it tight shoving his cock down her throat. “Fuck Y/n…” Corey groaned as he threw his head back. Y/n’s gag reflex wasn’t helping her out but she kept going. Tears started to run down her cheeks as Corey started shoving his cock even further down y/n’s through. Corey watched as the tears fell from y/ns eyes making him smirk. “Good girl” Corey moaned “I’m gonna cum soon give you all my cum to taste” Corey said that made Y/n never want to stop. A few seconds later Corey’s cum shot out into y/n’s mouth. “Swallow” Corey said and that’s exactly what she did showing her tongue. “Good girl such a good girl” Corey said going to sit in the middle seat man spreading.

Y/n then sat on Corey’s lap.Corey slid his cock inside of y/n’s and started to fuck her hard. “Oh-fuck y-es” y/n moaned as her eyes rolled to the back of her head. “Good girl, taking it so well” Corey moaned as he pounded into y/n’s cunt. “I’m gonna c-um already f-fuck!” Y/n screamed pain and pleasure taking over her whole body. “Want me to cum inside you, huh? Give you all my babies, I bet you would like that slut” Corey watched as Y/n’s big tits bounced in his face. “Y-yes please fuck I love you I- love you” between Y/n!s loud moans and Corey and her skins slapping you could hear them from miles away. “ I love you too, fuck” Corey moaned as his face was between y/n’s bouncing tits. “Thank you thank you!” Y/n s-creamed as Corey pounded into her, “I’m- g-gonna I-I’m coming wa-” Y/n moaned as she felt like she had to pee she tried to get off him but since his Corey’s arms were wrapped around her waist she couldn’t. A few seconds later y/n squirt all over Corey’s cock. Corey smirked as he started to rub y/n’s clit not wanting her to stop “oh my God!” Y/n screamed. “Holy shit! I- never made any squirt before I guess that means you have to be my wife now” Corey smiled as he said that “I’m happy to hear that.. but I’m your car has all of my.. stuff on it” y/n said embarrassed. “I’m fine pill just wipe it down no big deal” Corey said as he kissed y/n slowly.

Let me know what you guys think!!!

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Laid back 2: V-Day vibes

3.2k | Corey Cunningham x Reader | NSFW

You can read this as a one-shot, but it's the reader from Laid back. Some time has passed since then. Gender neutral.

Corey is so desperate for you that he doesn’t even notice the vibrator sitting on your nightstand in plain view.   It's bright pink and about the size of his gorgeous nose. You wish it was the same shape, too. When the doorbell rang earlier than usual, you were, um, really not expecting it. 

If you want to make him whimper and beg 👀. . . It also gets fluffy AF later. 💘 Happy Valentine's Day, Corey fans! I 💗 y'all.

@ethanhoewke (💯concept) @wolvesandvampires

Beefcake Corey art by @cordelium 💞

NSFW - Sexual content

Half-assed self-beta, sorry

It's your first Valentine's Day together.  Even though you know he's not that comfortable in public – for good reason – Corey would have been willing to take you anywhere you wanted.  He really loves you, even if he hasn't said it.  You told him you'd prefer to just do something laid back and the two of you agreed not to get each other gifts.  He's coming over to your house and you'll make dinner together.  

-

Corey is so, so sweet.  You just want to squeeze him sometimes.  He's so HOT though, too.   Under that shy fluffy exterior, his body is unreal. He seems to only get stronger.  It remains a turn-on that he's unassuming from the outside, and meanwhile you know he's a total stud.  He's solid as hell - in all the right places, too.   

You're lying on your bed thinking about everything you want to do to Corey when your doorbell rings earlier than you expect.  You pull on your pants and button them as you jog downstairs excitedly.  But it’s not Corey.  It’s a stranger.  There’s a van from Ben’s Hardware parked outside.  You answer the door and the man asks where you’d like the delivery.  You tell him he might have the wrong house because you didn’t order anything.  He looks at his clipboard.

Before you get it sorted out, you hear the whir of Corey's bicycle coming to a halt. The truck was blocking your view.  Corey is huffing and puffing like he was in a real hurry.  

He gets off his bike and adjusts his glasses as he addresses the delivery man.  “Um, on the porch, probaby, would be great,” he says and points around the side of your wraparound porch. “Just give us one sec first,” he tells the guy.  Corey looks down and smiles broadly.  He's obviously responsible for this delivery.  You can't imagine what it is though - it's from a hardware store?  

“We said we weren’t getting each other anything,” you smile and put your hands on your hips in fists.  He shrugs.  He seems really excited about whatever it is.

Corey parks his bike.   He’s in a hurry to get inside but still stops to give you a big bear hug first.   His chest heaves against you and you inhale his scent - musk, motor oil, and a hint of aftershave.  Maybe a little more aftershave than usual today.  Ugh, he's so cute.  He pulls you inside, still catching his breath, while the delivery man goes back to the truck. 

-

Inside, Corey puts down his backpack and kisses you hello.  He tastes minty.  It doesn't matter how many times you've kissed - His lips against yours  give you a full-body rush.  He smiles into your mouth as he kisses you again.  He's even giddier than usual to see you.  

You ask him how he is and he says, “uh, actually pretty thirsty, it was quite a ride.”  He keeps looking toward the window.  Is he trying to distract you? God, he’s adorable. It occurs to you this might be the first time he's had a real Valentine.  

You go to the kitchen to grab him a chocolate milk and come back and sit on the couch with him.  He thanks you.  He opens the milk and chugs some.  You hear the delivery man’s footsteps and Corey abruptly takes off his jacket.  He knows how much you love to see his husky, muscular body emerge from a jacket. He takes off his sweater, too, leaving just a Henley.  You run your hand over the bulge of his bicep and nuzzle your head into his neck then give him a peck just below his ear.  He holds your hand. 

You meant it when you said all you wanted was to spend time with him. You're relieved he didn't show up with a bouquet of flowers or a teddy bear, but what could he have possibly ordered from the hardware store?  What's even stranger is that you got him something from the same exact store and that's not exactly a normal place to buy a Valentine.  But there's no way you got each other the same thing - It wouldn't be possible.

The footsteps get louder outside and Corey tenses a little.  You pull back and look toward the window innocently, curious what he might do to distract you.  He takes your head in both hands, looks back and forth between your eyes, and his lips smash into yours uncharacteristically aggressively.  His tongue breaches your mouth almost right away and his body pushes you down on the couch.  Instant butterflies between your legs. 

He tastes and feels amazing.  You almost forget anyone is outside.  When he finally breaks for air, you say "Corey?" and look at him in astonishment.  He says "I'm just happy to see you," and a twitch against your thigh tells you it's true.  

"I'm happy to see you too," you say and kiss him deeply again.  

You hear more footsteps and the heavy slap of something hitting the ground.  In a low, sexy voice, Corey suggests “wanna go upstairs?”  You don’t hesitate at all. 

-

You ascend the stairs in front of him and he follows close behind you.  He slides his hand in between your thighs lightly, then at the top of the stairs, he slides his hand further and massages you  between your legs from behind.  When you turn around to face him, there’s something different in his eyes. This may have started as a diversion but he's definitely wanting you bad now.   He kisses you again in the hall, while slowly walking you toward your room.  The truck loudly starts and drives away, but he doesn't stop kissing you, feeling you.

Corey is so desperate for you that he doesn’t even notice the vibrator sitting on your nightstand in plain view.   It's bright pink and probably about the size of his gorgeous nose, not that you've thought about that. You wish it was the same shape, too. When the doorbell rang early, you were, um, really not expecting it.  The driver probably wondered why you were blushing. 

On your bed, Corey latches onto your neck and lays his pelvis into yours.  Oh, he's very happy to see you.   You continue like this for a few minutes, and you're both just throbbing.  

He isn't wearing a belt.  You reach into his jeans and massage him through his briefs. He moans softly and there’s a rush of blood to your core.  His massive hand comes between your legs and makes your zipper look small.  He unbuttons and unzips you.  You both take off your pants in a frenzy then he lays back into you again and you roll your hips against each other in rhythm. You take off his henley and he strips you down.  

Oh, wow. He is SO fine.  His pecs are pumped up, his arms are thick and veiny, his neck is so muscular.  Your hands are all over him as you kiss and suck each other's face and neck. 

After a few more minutes, it’s unbearably hot and heavy.  You slip your hand inside his briefs and he moans again.  God, when he moans, it just does something to you.  Goosebumps prickle across your whole body and you’re dripping.  You could probably come just from hearing him alone - his heavy breathing, his sighs, an occasional whimper, the way he says "fuck" when he'd about to come because he never wants it to end.  

Corey reaches to your nightstand and opens the drawer.  Before he reaches for a condom, he asks you if you want to do it.  He does a double take at the vibrator and you see a small smirk creep onto his mouth, but he forces it away.  You hesitate and for a moment because you have an idea.  He looks confused and concerned.  He comes back fully on the bed and cups your face with his hand.  

"Sorry," he laughs. "I don't know what's gotten into me."  Your hips rise to meet his and you wrap your legs around his ass, bringing your throbbing groins together again.  

"I love it," you say and fluff his curls with your hand. 

"Yeah?" He asks and smiles down at you as his head sways into your hand.  

“Up for something new?” you ask.    

“I’d do anything to make you feel good,” he breathes as his hard girth swells against you.  You're aching to hear him feel good.  

You take the vibrator from your nightstand.  It's one of the small ones that can go in your underwear and it has a remote control but you don't have to use it.  

"I was thinking about you earlier," you say saucily.  

He smiles shyly and puts his glasses on the nightstand. "You don't have to say that," he says.  

"Oh but I was," you say, running your free hand over his pecs.  "Um, have you seen yourself?  I mean surely you've felt yourself," you say as your hand trails down to his thigh then hooks around and cups an ass cheek on the way up his back.  

"Do you trust me?" you ask.   

"You know I do," he says.  You reach down, place the vibrator in your underwear, and pick up the little remote control.  You pull him back in against you, your legs wrapping around him needily.  The vibrator is between you and his lower shaft.   As you kiss, you turn it on the lowest setting.  He jolts and gasps. He freezes for a moment, then kisses you again and his hips rock into you.  He sighs and the vibration is pressed harder into you.   Fuck.  You want him inside you bad, but you want to see this through. 

You wrap your arms around his hulking back and pull him in so his broad chest closer.  His hands are all over you - slowly but firmly.   He breathes so heavily.  You roll your hips into him and he moans. This happens every time your bodies press into each other and it becomes rhythmic but no moan is exactly the same.  Sometimes he winces with an "ahh," or mumbles "yeah" into your cheek. 

He nibbles your neck, and as he switches to the other side of your neck, you lift your hips into him and his face looks almost in pain.  You imagine you probably look the same - the tension in your core is unbearable.  But you really want to come with him, not before him. 

You reach between you and take the toy out of your underwear.  You put down the remote and turn it off while you pull down his briefs and you both kick off your undies.   Your bare, intimate skin meets, and even without the vibration, you both moan.  You're both wet.  You're both throbbing.  He kisses your chest then takes a nipple in his mouth.  

His chest meets yours.  You hold the toy at the base of his balls and ask, "is this okay?"

He nods and you wait a second and he starts to say "yes," but he cuts himself off with a deep moan when you turn it back on.   His nipples harden against you and you feel his whole body shiver.  He grinds his rock-hard erection into you and you're starting to twitch.  You know you won't be able to hold off much longer.   

He's kissing you again when you increase the intensity and he shudders.  You take it away, edging you both.  He looks at you like no one has ever looked at you before.  His pupils have overtaken his irises and his voice cracks as he says "God, you're hot" and you can't help but smile.  He kisses you like he's hanging onto you for dear life.   

You reach farther and press the vibrator harder against him, and he whimpers "oh god," panting, "don't you wanna, do you want-"

"No, we can fuck later-"

"-God, I want to fuck you so bad," he whimpers.   You've never heard him say anything like wanting to "fuck you." It slipped out like he couldn't help it.  It's so hot coming from him.  Your core flutters with a desperate need for release.  He whines your name. "I want you so bad."  He's practically begging, but even his whining is low and gruff.  "Please."  He is begging.  It hardens your nipples  and your core is pinched so tight with tension.  

"I want you too, baby" you say, grinding into him.  

He drags his engorged member against you in just the right place and you roll your hips up into him.  

You turn up the intensity and his face contorts more.  He whimpers your name and nudges you, pleadingly, right at the entrance of where he wants to be.  God, he feels so good.  

His Hail Mary almost works, but you grab his shaft and bring it back against you where it was, massaging it with the vibrator.   "Uuggh," he whines and puts his face in the crook of your neck.  He sucks your neck so hard, then comes up and faces you. 

As he pulls his head back to kiss you, a tear falls on your shoulder.  His eyes are watery, his cheeks are hot and wet.  It's so hot.  You run your fingers through his curls.  They're a little damp with sweat.   You marvel at him as your bodies move in rhythm and vibrate together.  He kisses your lips, his tongue desperately seeking yours.  

"Fuck," he exhales gruffly, pinching his wet eyelashes together so tight, and that sends you.

You grab his hand tight in yours and dig your head into the pillow as you unravel.  Your back arches and your stomach and hips jolt up into his.  You feel him pulse against you.  He groans and cries in sync with your climax, and you come even harder. His hot cum glazes your lower abdomen, and he stills himself against you.  You continue to pulse against his cock as his balls empty onto you.  You both come for what feels like at least a full minute before you turn it off.  

He takes a few seconds to stop whimpering, while you enjoy aftershocks.  You hold his head to your chest and stroke his hair.  He brings your hand to his mouth and kisses it.

"That was amazing," he says, still panting.  He reaches over you to grab a tissue and clean you up. 

"You were so hot," you gush.  "You want to fuck me that bad, huh?" You tease him.  He blushes.  

"Yeah, sorry," he laughs shyly, even though you're always trying to bait him into talking dirty.  

"No. That was really hot," you say as he nuzzles his curly head into the hollow of your neck.  Honestly, it's even hotter than it slipped out in the heat of the moment rather than you prying it out of him. 

-

Eventually, you get hungry.  You both freshen up and go downstairs to make pizza - a very laid back date, indeed.  The afterglow doesn't leave either of you as you knead the homemade dough.  You both get covered in flour and take a polaroid to mark the occasion.  You stick it to the fridge with a magnet.  

Corey presses the pizza dough out into a heart.  You look at it, then look at him.  He's smiling shyly, concentrating on the dough.  Your fingers under his chin turn his face toward you.  

"I love you," you tell him for the first time.  He does a double take.  His face gets serious and he swallows.  

"I love you too," he says.  "So much."  He smiles again and you laugh not to cry. 

He gives you the lushest, longest closed mouth kiss and you embrace.  

He says, "Like. Sometimes, I don't know how my heart can even hold this much love. I love you so much, it's like." He sniffles.  "When you say you love me too, it's like." His eyes are teary.  "I don't know, like my heart is overflowing my body.  It's more than I knew I could feel."  You wipe tears off his cheeks and kiss him again. 

He's not going to ruin the moment, but you know from prior talks that part of  him still feels unworthy.    You just stroke his hair.  

"I feel the same," you say. 

He nuzzles his head into your neck and you stroke his hair. You're facing the fridge and see the polaroid has developed.  In the photo, you both have a rosy glow.  There's flour in his hair and on your face.  You're looking at the camera, kind of. Poorly.  You're smiling wide.  His eyes are on you.  The way he's looking at you in that photo is. . .God, it makes you even more sure of what you're giving him for Valentine's day.  

He composes himself and kisses you again. 

"Ok," you say.  "I have something for you." 

He jokingly scoffs since you already gave him a hard time about getting something for you.  

"It was only a few dollars," you smile. "And I stole the dollars, so I technically didn't cheat," you joke.  

You open a drawer and hand him a small brown box.  

Corey lightly shakes the box from side to side, then hesitantly opens it.  Before he looks, he touches it. As soon as his fingers hit it, his eyes tell you he's shocked and overwhelmed.  He tries to swallow down the emotion but it's all over his face.  

He says your name and you nod.  His throat bobs as he swallows again.   "Are you sure?" He asks.  

"100%" you say. "I really, really want you here."  

When he finally looks down at the box, he laughs.  The house key is a rainbow unicorn print.  You were hoping it would take the edge off. He's speechless and you don't make hi. Say anything.   You just kiss and hug.

"Ok," he says. "My turn." He leads you by the hand toward the foyer and picks up his backpack.  He takes out a simple paper sack and opens the door.  It's gotten a little chillier as the sun has begun to set. Neither of you are wearing jackets,but you're okay.  

You walk around the wraparound porch together.  There are several bags of soil on the porch and some biodegradable planters.  He hands you the paper bag.  It has seed packets of your favorite flowers.  You're speechless. 

"Um, we'll have to start them inside," he says.  

Now you're the one welling up with tears. 

"It's too cold now, but when it's time, it comes with free installation," he grins.  

Your brow furrows. There's a lump in your throat. You know he hates to see you cry. You try not to.   You still haven't said anything. 

"Like, I'll plant them in the ground when they're ready," he explains.   You understand, you're just overwhelmed.  

You blink and tears fall off your eyelashes.  "You gave me a garden?"

He nods excitedly, then proudly adds,  "Oh, and I didn't cheat. Since I've been doing the landscaping on the weekends, I earned a bunch of points, and . . . "  He trails off as you cup his face.  

He looks back and forth between your eyes.  "It's just a garden," he says. He kisses you on the forehead.  "You gave me a home."  He wraps his big arms around you and rubs your arms.  

You really love this man so much.  "No, you gave me one," you say.  "Right here in your arms."  

###

Happy Valentine's Day, reader! Corey loves you! 💘

[l-pandamatic-l]

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@theoraekenapperciation 's theo week 2023, day 7: dealer's choice! — teen wolf: the movie

Liam, Hikari, Mason, and Corey were walking through the Hales' Mechanic Shop parking lot when Liam spotted a flash of brown hair that didn't belong to Eli. His instinct kicked in.

Liam ran towards whoever it was, only stopping when they turned around, hazel eyes with a tortured look behind them.

"...Theo?"

"I, uh," Theo stopped, a deer in headlights. "I heard you were back in town."

He had grown a beard, and there were small traces of human age showing on his face. Things seem to have changed in Theo, probably the same things that changed in Liam the last time they saw each other.

"Fifteen years." Liam said after a pause, voice low enough to be considered a growl. "Fifteen years—a whole decade and a fucking half—and you were here the entire time?"

Theo seemed to be at a loss for words—Mason, Corey, and Hikari, too. He took a step back, but Liam matched him with a step forward, unwilling to let him go.

"Why?" Liam asked, but it was sharp, acted more like a command, a plea. "Why didn't you say anything?"

His heartrate skyrocketed, Hikari and Corey's scents going confused when they heard it, too. He still didn't reply.

("Should we go?" Mason asked Corey and Hikari.)

Liam took another step forward, Theo staying planted to his position on the floor. He reached forward, quick, and lightly took Theo's wrist.

"Theo," Liam spoke, quiet.

"Liam." Theo swallowed, then put on a smile that danced on the line between genuine and deceitful—a dangerous one—and said, "Been a while."

Liam's instincts got the better of him. He punched Theo in the face. (It connected really well.)

"Nice to see you, too." Theo said, voice breaking for a split second, quickly moving his hand to his face. Liam was sure it was broken.

"You're kidding, right?" Liam asked, but it didn't really sound like a question. "All this time?"

"I heard about the dead girl," Theo said, but that wasn't exactly what Liam wanted to hear. "What's her name, Allison?"

"Why didn't you say anything?" Liam asked, and he felt the shift in his bones, threatening to come out through the mix of emotions that raged within him.

Theo put his weight on his back foot and slowly took his hand away from his face. He looked straight at Liam as he said, "How the hell was I supposed to?"

Liam made a disbelieving face. "Text me?"

"And say what?" Theo asked. "'Oh, sorry for kissing you in that elevator. Anyway, I have to disappear because I'm probably going to be arrested for attempted and successful murder'—is that what you wanted me to say?"

"It would've been better than nothing!" He replied loudly, to Theo's actual, literal surprise. "I would've taken a shitty text over a decade and a half of pure silence—I thought you were dead."

"Trust me, things would be a whole lot simpler if I was."

And Liam felt his entire being sink into the floor, his heart dropping to hell. His heart stilled for a second. "...What?"

Like it was any other day, Theo said, "Argent and the Sheriff put on supernatural parole for a few years. Never really recovered."

Liam couldn't handle it anymore. He took Theo's wrist and dragged him to a secluded spot of the parking lot, just far enough so that Hikari and Corey wouldn't be able to hear unless they tried.

"I tried to find you." He told Theo, not letting go. "Mason, Corey, and I looked everywhere—the hospital, the sewers, any parking lot that the cops had caught you in before—but we couldn't find you. Where were you?"

Theo pressed his lips into a thin line before he answered, "Gone. I got in my truck and skipped town."

Liam heard his heart race.

"Argent caught me a few weeks later."

"And then what?" Liam asked, tightening his grip. "He put you to work, and you decided to just not let us know?"

"I thought Argent told you," Theo said quietly.

"Well, he didn't." Liam said, searching Theo's expression. "Or we wouldn't be in this situation right now."

Theo looked away—Liam placed a hand on his shoulder and pulled so they were facing each other again.

"You don't just—" Liam started, angry. He took a breath.

He tried again, gentler, this time.

"You don't just leave like that, Theo."

The next part went unsaid.

And now that I have you again, I'm not letting you go.

happy theo week 2023!!

[starshine555]

Metal Vocalist Indicators in Astrology

I decided to do something a little different to practice reading natal charts so I had the idea to look at metal vocalists' natal charts. Unfortunately, for many of them I couldn't find any birth times so these will mostly be aspects and planet placements. I was specifically aiming for metal vocalists that actually "scream" and not just sing, even if the music they make is more like rock rather than metal to see if there's any significant indicators. So i'll start this list with the placements I saw the most.

Water Mars

This is the placement that appeared the most. I was actually very surprised at first to see this placement pop up A LOT. But the more I thought about it, the more things added up, because of how much water mars bottle up how the feel. I think water mars channel the energy of metal music very well. I was expecting to see a lot of fire mars, but I only saw a sprinkle of leo mars and aries mars here and there.

Examples:

Scorpio mars: Serj Tankian (System of a Down), Jonathan Davis (Korn), Marilyn Manson (Marilyn Manson), Angela Gossow(Arch Enemy), Joe Duplantier (Gojira), Franz (Attila), Kadeem France(Loathe), Winston McCall (Parkway Drive).

Cancer mars: Phil Anselmo (Pantera), Chester Bennington (Linkin Park), Caleb Shomo (Beartooth), George Fisher (Cannibal Corpse), Chris Roetter (Like Moths to Flames), CJ McMahon(Thy Art is Murder), Alex Koehler (Chelsea Grin), Ben Burnley (Breaking Benjamin).

Pisces mars: Chino Moreno (Deftones), Zach de la Rocha (Rage against the machine- yes, i know, he raps, but he does in fact scream in his music), Frank Mullen (Suffocation), Jake Luhrs(August Burns Red).

Mercury-Uranus

This placement makes a lot of sense, because this placement is a huge indicator of having a unique voice in general. I mostly saw a mix of harsh aspects(conjunction, oppositions and squares.), but there were some harmonious placements also.

Most of the people on this list above had this placement, but here are some without water mars:

Ex:

James Hetfeild-conj.(Metallica), Tatiana Shamayluk-sextile(Jinjer), Maynard James Keenan-trine(Tool/ A Perfect Circle), Morgan Landers-sextile(Kittie).

Mars-Uranus

People with this placement have a desire to express themselves through ways that are considered 'out there', hence, this is a good placement for metal vocalists(screaming).

Ex:

Tom Araya -conj.(Slayer), Corey Taylor -opp.(Slipknot), Maria Brink -square(In This Moment), Lacey Sturm -Trine (Flyleaf), David Draiman -square(Disturbed), Chad Grey -Trine(Mudvayne).

Extra Indicators:

These placements weren't as common but I saw some synchronicities to them, so here are some extras.

Mercury-pluto/lilith/saturn- I suppose these placements could sort of an edge to how people communicate, but it wasn't super abundant.

Sun-Mars - this was fairly common, and ofc it makes sense that people with this aspect would do something as bold as scream in music.

Moon-mars - This one wasn't super common but I could definitely see how people with this placement could be potential metal vocalists.

Leo Mars- after all the water mars this is the other more common mars placement. Roar, Leo, roar!!

Taurus Mars- Yet another placement I was not expecting, but I did see it in a lot of people's charts.

Possibly Virgo moon- okay, to be fair, again, most of the natal charts I looked at didn't have birth times so this could be inaccurate. If it wasnt for that I would've put this placement at the top of the list with water mars, but from what I saw a-hell-lot of vocalists had this moon sign.

Conclusion

I'm going to be honest, I was expecting to see a lot of aquarius or aries, but to my suprise that wasn't the case. But the point of this post isn't to say that you MUST have these placements to be a vocalist or whatever, but just to see what kind of energy is most likely to be suited for metal screaming. I put a lot of time into researching this stuff, but it was fun anyways��.

Photo credit to:Trev Earl

[just-bendy]

I just saw a post about Alex and I immediately had a question. I know that Bendy and Alice are friends and all that, but I wonder if they ever approached each other as a joke or not, or did those love things from cartoons of that time (for example, a hand made of a pleasant fragrance that pulls the hero along). Well, what am I talking about. Since Alex is a clone of Alice, did he try to approach the demon or his female versions like Cory?

Well, this question has nothing to do with the previous ones, so you can not answer it: So Henry turns out to be a father of many children now? Does he want to see the rest of his son's clones or are they his? (sorry, I missed quite a lot of information on your blog)

I can confidently say that there is nothing goin' on between me an' Alice.

Alex on the other hand, I've spent some time with, if ya know what I mean~. Singing and dancin' is not all that he's good at, heheh. I don't know if Alex has done any business with the other Alice clones, but it's pretty unlikely since most Alice clones see unmarried sex as a sin, or whatever.

I don't know if ya meant Corey, but Alex is far more enjoyable than Corey is.

And yes, I'm sure that Henry wants ta see the rest of the Bendy clones. I'm sure he's havin' a hell of a time over at the Park where most of them are now.

[deanmonlover]

I wish I was special

a/n: so I had to expand this idea that I had of corey and reader slow dancing to "creep" by radiohead. someone hold this boy 🥺🖤 hope you enjoy!

warnings: angst

It was just another Saturday night in Haddonfield, the radio playing softly in the background as you folded laundry waiting on your boyfriend to get off work. Corey had recently been given more cars to work on, leading him to stay later and later at work. You understood that he had to, Ronald had gotten him that job and he did so good that you were so proud of him. Truly proud of how far he had come. You knew everyday life of being him wasn't easy, the heavy weight of the world on his shoulders more than any sane person could take at times.

It was getting later in the evening around 9:00 at night when you heard a thump, thump, thump at the door. You finished folding a pair of Corey's coveralls and laid them to the side before getting up to check the door.

The notorious boogeyman was back on the prowl according to various local news outlets. It was all anyone talked about really around this place. Everyone was obsessed, consumed practically by the shape that lingered in the night. Corey hadn't texted you yet but he had probably just finished up and headed straight to your place without time to send you a text so nothing struck you as odd.

"Coming!" You announced, looking over at the open window to see Corey's motorcycle parked outside in its usual spot. It made you jot a little faster to open the door and when you did, you were met with the man you loved looking like he had just had the worst day of his life though you knew it wasn't this one but it sure came close.

"Can you hold me?" He managed to get out, stepping out of the cold into the light of the living room where it illuminated the bright red scratches and bruises now forming on his uppercheek and forehead.

His voice didn't even sound like his own, it sounded so defeated. You nodded, pulling him into your arms gently trying not to freak out over the minor injuries splayed across his forehead.

The music still playing softly in the background as you led him over to the couch to assess the damage both physically and mentally on the curly headed male's race.

♪ When you were here before

Couldn't look you in the eye ♪

"T-They uh they jumped me." He hung his head low, like a beaten dog. The usual smile he had on his face whenever he greeted had vanished. Immediately the culprits who did this popped into your head on cue. "Terry. It was Terry wasn't it?" You questioned, anger taking over your entire being at the thought of that band geek harassing the sweetest person known to man. "I'm going to beat the shit out of them if I see him out." If you could just get your hands around that bastard's neck.

♪ You're just like an angel

Your skin makes me cry

You float like a feather

In a beautiful world ♪

Corey simply nodded slowly, his entire body hurt but it was more so his entire being hurt. He was so tired of everything here except you. You were the only redeeming part about this shit town. You were the light at the end of the tunnel, he just wanted to burn it all down.

♪ I wish I was special

You're so fuckin' special  ♪

You sighed softly, trying to keep back your own tears. It hurt seeing your whole world hurt like this. It killed you inside to know they couldn't see what you saw in Corey. What you saw was someone so special, someone so beautiful, a person too good for this world. He never deserved any of this. They just used him as their punching bag. A scapegoat to abuse time and time again.

♪  But I'm a creep

I'm a weirdo

What the hell am I doin' here?

I don't belong here  ♪

Taking his hand in your own, you urged him to stand up and circled your arms around his waist beginning to slowly sway to the music. Corey felt his entire self just give as he buried his face into the crook of your neck taking in your scent. He took a deep breath as if he was trying to drown himself in you. To escape the outside world, to create a world where it was just the two of you. That would be his idea of a perfect world. A muffled sob broke through the otherwise silence as you held him tighter as if he would disappear if you let go. 

♪ `So fuckin' special

I wish I was special  ♪

"You're so special to me, you do belong here." You whispered, singing lightly in his ear as you placed a kiss to the top of his head. Burying your face in his curls with glistening tears of your own silently falling down your face. It was as though someone had requested this song specifically for this moment. You shared his hurt.

As the two of you slow danced, the song slowly faded out into the background. Corey halted your movements momentarily to hold your face with his good hand, the other bandaged from a previous accident that had happened the other day involving those idiotic teenagers.

"I love you, y/n. I mean I really do, you’re just a little cheesy." He murmured with a small smile breaking through, he tried for you. "Okay but talk about perfect timing." You nodded over to the little old school radio perched on the coffee table. "Remind me to request this song for our wedding." You jested, earning a chuckle of approval from him.

"Duly noted, my love." He held your face in his hands, pressing his lips against your own drinking you in. If you thought he was special that was all he needed to know.

[nyasha-parashaa]

look!! :33

🎼

(corey is real!!)

[jshookthighs]

So I had a thought pop up in my head randomly and I had to send you an ask about it. However I do know you're busy writing a story rn so if you don't have time to get to it then I completely understand. But . . .

We all know that Corey is obsessive when he's in love. And he's a stalker for sure. But would he be manipulative about it?

Like the type to secretly damage something in your car so that you take it to the shop to have it fixed and he can see you?

What if he started offering to drive you home on his bike after your shifts at work as way to worm his way into your life?

Just how conniving could he get?

Oh ho ho, this is absolutely brilliant! I read this and I was like "ding ding ding" I have to write about this!! I also wanted to add that I imagine him acting like this even before Michael, but it's much worse after meeting Michael

ANYWAYS -

Corey is absolutely manipulative! While he is a kind man, he most definitely isn't completely innocent. But here's the thing - he feels justified for his actions. It's not like he's trying to hurt you, he could never! He just knows that sometimes fate doesn't always work in his favor so he needs to help move things along.

After he first met you, he kinda developed a crush, I mean how could he not? You're so sweet and pretty and you were so nice to him with your gorgeous smile and - oh yeah this is more than a crush. It gets even worse when he visits you at your work all the time now. How convenient that he needs to come in every day that you're working? It's not like he followed you home every night and watched for you when you went to work in the morning. That would be crazy, right? Not that you mind seeing him every shift, you tend to look forward to it. And him, well he's obsessed now! But, how can he get closer to you without being weird? Hmmm

The only thing is that Corey's too shy to ask you out on a date, he just hasn't got the guts (not yet anyway). So instead he takes advantage of the nights when you have the late shift and the parking lot is sparse of witnesses to see what he's doing. And what he is doing is just loosening the bolts of your muffler or even putting the perfect size crack in your window - this way you have a reason to come see him: to fix your car. And while you're there he gets to enjoy your company! It's a win-win honestly, a fixed car for some conversation. Hell, after the 4th trip to the shop you were basically head over heels for the man so you asked him out. Good job, you, you've now sealed your fate. This man will never leave you alone!

And things get even crazier once he becomes Michael Myer's apprentice. While ya'll go on dates and he still visits you at work, it's still far from enough. So instead of just little dings and fixer-uppers, Corey is going all out. Now, he'll slash a tire, shatter the entire windshield, and or even go as far as cutting connection cables in your engine, making it unable to even turn on. You have no idea what's going on, but because Corey's so smart about cars and all that stuff, he just explains it for you, so you never really question him cause he's so confident about mechanical stuff. He'll take care of it for you, no need to worry your pretty head. But don't worry, sweetheart! Corey will drive you home with his sick new motorcycle. While you're upset someone had vandalized your car, this man is in heaven feeling your arms around his waist.

Oh! He just had a great idea! Obviously, there is someone in Haddonfield out to get you, so in order to make sure you're safe from whatever punk keeps targeting your car, Corey will just drop you off and pick you up from work! You don't need your car anymore, you'll have him! Now you'll get to see his cute face every morning and every evening. No, he doesn't mind at all, just wants to make sure you're ok.

Actually, now that he thinks about it, those murders in town have really been increasing lately. He's so worried about you being in your home all alone with no one there. What if Michael Myers broke in and did away from you? What if that person who's been messing with your car decides to follow you home? What are you gonna do? The best option is for Corey to spend the night more, and by then, he might as well move in! You'll tell him that you're strong and can take care of yourself, but your partner is a very convincing man. I mean, he just wants to protect you, so this is the most logical decision. He'll do anything for you, so don't think he's going out of his way. He's just showing you how much he loves you! No big deal at all!

[itshellinsouthpark]

Hello, my name is Dana but you can call me Daniel (at my school they call me Daniel because I have short hair). Well, I'm a minor, I turn 13 on 06/22, so be respectful. I'm from Argentina, I like South Park and especially Hell Park. I am Stangory, Twole, Kenpoo, Cromas and Cartman x Corey shipper. If you don't like these ships, get out.

[disneytva]

A ritual from hell comes with Animated Plus as they have given a exclusive preview to Freeform's first adult animated series "Praise Petey" slated to debut Friday July 21st at 10:00PM EDT

"Praise Petey" follows Petey, a New York City “it” girl who has it all until her life comes crashing down around her. As luck would have it, a mysterious gift from her father gives her a new lease on life: She’s going to “lean into” modernizing his small-town cult.

The series stars Annie Murphy (Schitt’s Creek”), John Cho (“Cowboy Bebop”), Kiersey Clemons (“The Flash”), Stephen Root (“Barry”), Amy Hill (“Magnum P.I.”) and Christine Baranski (“The Good Fight”). “Praise Petey” is from creator, writer and executive producer Anna Drezen (former head writer of “Saturday Night Live”).

Bandera Entertainment’s Mike Judge, Greg Daniels and Dustin Davis, along with ShadowMachine’s Alex Bulkley and Corey Campodonico, and Monica Padrick (“Central Park”) serve as executive producers.

The series is produced by Disney Television Studios’ 20th Television Animation, with animation by ShadowMachine.

[mythvoiced]

EXCLUSIVES & MAINS & CONNECTIONS~

This nifty lil post will list rp partners and FCs of their muses that, since I am so deeply enamoured with their muses and can't stop associating the faces they chose for said muses, I can't find it in me to have given (or all) blorbos of mine interact with anybody else.

BLOG-WIDE

Lee Dong-wook | @jeoseungsaja From main verse to verse 5, Alex's MASSIVE BRAIN has made me wholly incapable of throwing any of my blorbos at any Lee Dong-wook that aren't her magnificent Jeoseungsaja, Wang Yeo, Lee Hyuk. He is simply That Binch. Kaeden's older brother, Kim Shin's spouse and/or housemate, Sarang's victim, Rang's actual half-brother, you name it.

Débora Nascimento | @fatalhymn The mythvoiced blorbos have spoken, every muse who meets Amelia falls in love with her, romantically or platonically as may be, or is otherwise so obsessed with her I am starting to fear for their mental health. Ami's Amelia Stella Sinclair is the fruit of some of the sexiest, most incredible character building I've ever seen and I can't disassociate her face from her. Dude, I even forget Miss Nascimento does not have freckles.

MUSE-SPECIFIC

Lee Joon-gi | @theimpalpable for Ji Hyun, as Yeong Boram. He's a rain prince, an azure dragon, who's story with Hyun starts in captivity in ancient times and re-blossoms now in the present, when they turn from memory to constant, present and future. Boram is Hyun's soulmate and Hyun is single-ship with him.

Harry Lloyd | @/theimpalpable for Corey Atwell, as Domenic Lachlan. A friend, a mentor of sorts, maybe? Left to his own devices with no one to lean on, meeting Domenic, a kind, warm, enthusiastic intellectual willing to experience the joys of discovery and knowledge with him is kind of like... discovering how vast the world is without being afraid of it.

Tom Holland | @/theimpalpable for Kaeden, as Wilder B. Summers. Wilder is perhaps everything to Kaeden, most definitely is. He's his best friend, his sweet cheese, his good-time boy, Kaeden would set the world on fire for him, and hopes to be worthy of his friendship one day.

Park Bo-gum | @/theimpalpable for Han, as So Yong. The feeling of a soft breeze on a hot day, the first drop of rain after months of dry soil, the first sip of water after hours without, the softness of your pillow after a hard day. These are just some of the things Han equals Yong to. And it's very confusing.

Song Joong-ki | @/theimpalpable for Huáng ZhìJiàn, as So Kiheon. Some love prevails for centuries before either party even gets to call it love. A-Jiàn has never forgotten Kiheon and each day he may get closer to meeting them again, is a day he feels a little more alive than the previous.

Shin Ha-kyun | @/theimpalpable for Sköll, Sarang & Ajay (in particular), as (Kim) Nae-Gil. For Sarang and Ajay, Nae-Gil is but a name on a list. A Knight, one of those deserted, hell, Ajay might not even know who he is, Sarang might only be familiar with what he's capable of. A Knight of the Order he still was, and that connection will always remain. To Sköll, though, he's a little more than that. He makes him feel alive in the same way two flames uniting to create a wildfire create life in their own way.

You WILL most definitely find other Alex muses on this list one day, I am obsessed with her stuff, I'll nab it all.

Lee Sun-mi | @uroborosymphony for Sarang, as Calixtus 'Calista' Orion, because Lynnie said I was allowed~ immortal terrorist girlfriends, the breath of snarled and maniacally cackled air that fanned the flame in Sarang's soul back to life and reminded her that living is just, living is fair, and taking what is hers even more so, perhaps even at her side, by the side of the one woman to occupy the centre of her mind.

Shin Sung-rok/SF9's Hwiyoung | @clemencetaught Blog-wide. Here's the thing. Patrick Grace, Shin Myungdae, I am a little obsessed with what Ferre is doing with this person. Every verse, every minute interaction I have with him, because I haven't even gotten to interact with him all that much (or as much as I'd like to, anyway, hehehehe~) follows me to the end of my days. With Eunjae, with Sarang, the plotting we're doing with Maria, smaller threads like the one with Seok-ju, he's incredible. All of Ferre's work around this person makes me gasp. I had to visit their notion because I did not for the life of me remember the FC's name, in typical Len fashion, I completely forgot that wasn't just... you know, Patrick. So yeah. If I see another Shin Sung-rok, in particular, anywhere else, I will think it's Patrick.

Hoang Quyen | @stillresolved for Samuel, as Mana Minh Huynh, on one hand because even while I write Samuel very rarely because he's a little more difficult to get muse for, Mana is already impacting him in ways I could have never hoped for to the point where I'm discovering things about him I had no idea were in him, on the other hand because I just? I can't... it's? I don't shout about Mana a lot because I feel almost undeserving, and inappropriate in treating her the way I would... stanning anime characters. She's... so much more, she makes me want to treat her in all the seriousness of ancient Greek philosophers. She's incredible. She's "The Only Hoang Quyen" to put it in a weird way (I'm collecting Ferre characters the way I collect Alex characters, BEST BELIEVE).

CONNECTIONS/MAINS

These are characters who I wouldn't claim mutual exclusivity with because I'm a too chicken and forgetful to ask, but they've become very vital connections to my muses and as such, while I'd never demand anything in turn, there is no pressure or obligation here to do the same with connections here as I do because I am Insane about y'all's characters, your muses are very dear to me and as such these here listed characters will at the very least most definitely be the first names associated with the listed faces.

Jing Boran | @wantedformanysins for Chul-soo, as Nathan Chen, because don't you just love a messy 'we used to be lovers but not really then we split and now you invited me as your boyfriend to spend Christmas with you because you didn't tell your mother we split?' plot? There's a lot more to that, obviously, because Dex is one of the greatest minds you'll ever meet, her plotting capabilities are through the ROOF. The violence she makes me feel, soft aggression about how amazing it is. It's... I can't even put it into words it's just... oof.

Liam Samuels | @zodiachild for Nathaniel & Diana, as Aziz Khan. Again, Dex just... plots MASSIVE things okay. Love stories spanning for centuries, stockfull of the most violently incredible details and facets, Aziz is such an incredible fucking character, the lore iS INSANE, and Nathaniel & Diana are both so stupid about him, so absolutely gone, so insane about him, can't really expect me to not add him here~

Nana Komatsu | @wellfell BLOGWIDE, as Mori Akina, let me count all the ways I would commit heinous crimes for Akina, I have been so obsessed with this woman even beyond having Karube interact with her in so many painful, sexy, incredible ways, amplified by the way Nassy writes to kill, I'm not even sure if I got the FC's name right because it's just Akina™. I'm literally doing research on Ringu to understand her better, do you understand, I am considering buying it, do you understand.

AND!! LIST WILL BE UPDATED!! When I write things down in one sitting I will end up forgetting, so I'll come back~ Also in case FCs change~ There are some I didn't add either because they're Patrick/ashbtten related or because I'm shy or because they're in 1x1 threads or or or but hey if you ever feel like we've interacted enough that it would be a CRIME to not find on this list, we can always chit chat about it >:3