#hell and heaven typa thing

[pantherloid]

Len Week [Angel/Demon]

[sugawhaaa]

💄ateez smut headcanons💄

🌸💫how they sound in bed💫🌸

A/N:: I'm not gonna say this everytime but I just wanna say this is for shits and giggles don't take it seriously and these are just my opinions 👍 anywho this series is ermmm moving fast...

Ateez h/c masterlist:: here

Hongjoong

I think Hongjoong is very two-sided during intimate hours. He's either fucking the lights of you or he's crying beneath you there is no in-between. When being dom Hongjoong would mainly make hissing sounds, seething through his teeth. When getting more intense he'd make little grunts and groans but that's just an occasional thing. He's also a huge dirty talker, like huge. He'll make you scream all kinds of humiliating things just to cum.

When submissive he's so noisy ugh he can't stay quiet. Studio sex is common for him but he cannot stay quiet at all, just moaning and moaning. I feel like Hongjoong moves his head a lot when being dommed. If you're sucking him off he'll look down and watch for a while before throwing his head back and moaning before repeating. He whimpers a lot too with little sniffles in between.

Seonghwa

He has a bit less duality when it comes to sub and dom, it's more rough or lazy. He's definitely the type of guy who makes your bed creak and inch up as he ruts into you. He's generally pretty quiet when going rough but when he does make noise it's usually moans and soft grunts. Other than that it's all dirty words coming from him.

During lazy sex, he'd often like you to ride him. He can just lay back and watch his sexy girl ride him. He's a bit more submissive in this state. His moans more pathetic and his hips reflexively bucking up but generally still the same. I feel like the only thing that's different is he might let out low little chuckles when watching you. Idk he's just that typa man. It's the facial expressions you have to watch for with this man because he may not be making any sounds but his mouth is hung open in a perfect 0 shape and his eyebrows are curled up toward each other.

Yunho

Soft continous whimpers and moans. He's just constant with his moans. They will increase in tempo and in pitch as he gets closer and closer to the edge. This applies no matter what. If he's on top, bottom, side to side, it doesn't matter. Flip him upside down and he still can't stop moaning. His voice will be hoarse the next morning but he sounds hot as fuck so win-win.

Yeosang

Very similar to Hongjoong except more pathetic when on bottom 💀 he may have a deep voice that sounds like heaven to the ears when whispering all of his dirty little fantasies but trust me he's a whore. Whimpering, crying, begging, shaking. His voice goes from sounding like it's from the deepest depths of hell to being a little baby. His voice cracks a lot and he takes big gasps of air. He always swallows really hard, like you can hear it.

When on top its pretty simple. Just little moans and grunts. Grunts especially with deep thrusts.

San

Lazy sex enthusiast. I think San is generally pretty quiet but he definitely whimpers a lot. They're soft almost little squeaks for mercy >.< also, the type of guy to gasp for air and seeth through his teeth whether he's on top or not. When he moans it is pretty consistent but it's only near his peak that he starts to moan but it's non-stop until he cums. Sans real pleasure doesn't get expressed through his sounds as much as it does his body. Shaking, jerking, squirming, his body completely moves without his control.

Mingi

Biggest duality in the entire group. When he's submissive though, it's pathetic. He will scream and yell if he has to. His whimpers are constant and loud as well as a mixture of everything else. Sobs, whimpers, huffs, gasps for air, teeth seething, you get the vision. He also drools a lot when he's being edged 🤭 when Mingi is getting pegged or any other type of forcibly submissive treatment he loves to bury his face in a pillow.

When dominant he's a little crazy...he hardly gives himself time to moan with all the dirty words he groans out. That's when his low voice really becomes handy. He'll also let out little growls and grunts when on top. Generally speaking, he's more of a dirty word dom as apposed to a dirty sounds dom.

Wooyoung

Wooyoung is very much a soft pouty moaning guy. I really don't know how to describe wooyoungs moans. Soft little gasps, whimpers, and very breathy moans. If you were in any position where his mouth could be close to your ear oh lord it would feel like heaven. If he had you bent over or on all fours he'd lean in moaning in your ear as his breath trails down your neck. I think of Wooyoung as a passionate sex guy. He really wants to cherish every single millisecond of your body in/around his so most of his sounds are just by instinct and he's not really thinking about them so sometimes he gets really loud and intense out of nowhere>.<

Jongho

He's very double-sided as well but in a different way. For him, it depends on the day. You could ride him, do doggy style, or missionary but the thing that changes for him is whether or not he's in a submissive mood. One day you could ride him and he's whimper and gasping for air, grabbing your hips until his nails pierce your skin but the next day you ride him he's groaning, talking dirty, and forcing your hips to move in a certain way 🥴

[hermizery]

salvation,baby.

n/a : so we all know how leon drinking until he passes out and getting late to his first day of work because he broke up with his gf the day before the raccoon city incident is canon. here’s my spin off. (feedbacks are appreciated :))

words count : 3k

contains : leon x f!reader, umbrella got the best of his girl, angst,babyre2!leon

warnings : none

- He felt it, silently frightened by the reality that was about to crush upon him. The dip in the bed wasn’t as prominent and no warmth emanated from his right side just like it did the whole night. Eyelid still heavy, he didn’t want to open them. she told him plenty of time already about this opportunity this one pharmaceutical company offered her after graduation. At that time, it only held this neat title in the world’s eyes and minds. but still, the thought of his first love leaving him behind after seeing each other for now years wasn’t sitting right in the pit of his guts, hell she has been the first friend he has made after the dramatic turn his life took. he remembered bloody well, sixteen and behaving like a grown woman, he wondered, for so long what was that about her that was so alluring and attaching beside only being a teen. He followed her, Leon always has been the puppy like type of person. Misery traumatized him, made him reach low points of his life and discover miserable reflections of himself he never thought he could lay eyes on, but never lost faith in the human race, not after meeting with his savior for days, the man that forged his future peacekeeper path. The life at the police academy was dull, filled with shouting and orders he had to follow, as much as he could. Leon wasn’t much of a terror, he was quiet and caring, not fully made for this skin scratching life. but he knew better, he wanted to help just like he got helped, especially when he got called in to get scold about his early fragile score at the firearm test to find the pretty general and headmaster’s niece sitting so gracefully in his office putting in the picture the improvement she made in her biology class, oh how much she enjoyed talking about them classes and at that time,it was more than his little boyish head could manage to understand, but one thing he knew, he loved listening to her tired and sultry voice, no matter for how long. after months of trying to get her attention during her weekly visits after classes, sometimes offering her to walk her home during winter or simply clumsily asking her to tell him more about the book she held so close to herself during each visit, it turns out it was a different one each time. Getting to know her better was his favorite part, never ever in his short lifespan he got so intimately close to a girl, Leon wasn’t exactly the girls typa guy, and the universe would scream to blasphemy while taking a look at his divinely conceived traits. 

It was nice, he enjoyed the warmth of heartful conversations. he got to know what made her act so motherly and warm-hearted towards him everything while keeping on her natural flaws and unspoken esoteric thoughts. It broke his heart, but he couldn’t get enough of her, and that is all he did for the six following months, drowning more and more in the embrace of her own world, one he never heard about but who was he to decline any sorts of travel, a traumatized yankee?truthfully. He came to an end, no matter for how long their conversations would last, he would just stop wishing to fix whatever was broken onto the two, that’s when he realized that the both have been in symbiosis for even before he came to notice it. What she called salvation, he called it love. They have been each others first without the unneeded approval of the world, it felt like heaven being the only light of her morbid and isolated flesh prison just like it felt to her to take care of her little boy. It’s not like the world ever asked them to put them in such situations, but them, they loved it, they established a loving relationship with the world, their world, from the moment they crossed path, at least for him it was clear like crystal. they both have been different stories, but he saw his reflection in her eyes, not that she inspired him to be like him, more like he could only see himself live in her. Leon knew, to love someone is firstly to confess, only, he wasn’t prepared to be devastated so abruptly.

now against the unnatural turn God’s land got hold of, knowing she took part of it and he never wished more for salvation.

© hermizery, 2023. do not repost, steal, translate or copy my work.

[cryptidcryptic]

Oc smash or pass❤️‍🔥

Welcome all to this weeks episode of the bachelor, thank you for the tag ecer wonderful @zekeen you absolute MASTERPIECE 😤❤️‍🔥

Rules: pretty self explanatory. include physical descriptions or pics, and propaganda. the “other” label can be used for “sexuality misalignment” (ie: oc is femme and you’re gay, vice versa or you aren’t into smashing but a specific thing you wanna do with them like perhaps hug or study them under a microscope idc).

Bo (Botany)

Quick facts:

Height: fluctuates but usually like 5’ 9 - 6’ 4

Age: unknown (around late 20-ish)

Gender: N/A

Pronouns: zero preference

Sexuality: pan

Pro:

Rugged mountain creature ala huntsmen type 😘

Cooking is absolutely top notch, fully trained to make you a five star vegan (with animal free ‘mystery meat’ alternatives to boot) dish (AND un-lethal levels of poison included too aren’t you lucky?🫣)

Ride or die, once you’ve earned them, you’re keeping them forever son for better or worse they’d stick by all your decisions bad or good. Ever had someone look at you like you’re both heaven and earth mixed in one tantalising packet?

The sex of their bubblegum body switches after every wildshape so if variety is your spice of life Bo’s your meal

A hard nut to crack but the meat inside is worth the patience

Has a verry dark and seemingly random sence of humour, great for easing tension

Is a very passionate wild person in every aspect, relationships, sex, cooking, everything Bo does has this energy, so you’ll always be adored. Loved with all the fire a devoted zealot can muster.

Cons

Memory is a leaky sink after the brain injury, would and has already forgotten half their name.

A wolf like personality. Once you overstep lines you’re out, verry small tolerance for people.

Easily irritable especially with none tieflings

A creature of very few words, will be listening to the things you say but will look uninterested (resting bitch face is a hell of a drug). Will not tell you what they’re thinking (if not a Tiefling) and might just blame you for not mind reading.

Bo is a feral, disgusting creature that’s always a hair’s width away from being a straight up animal. In mannerism and literally. Equally always a hairs width from looking uncanny valley at every opportunity. If you’re up for the incredibly creepy and animistic, Bo’s ur Boo.

Not once in the history of Bo’s life has Bo ever worn shoes, if the sharp toed dogs being out is a deal breaker I’m sorry, Bo can be changed in many ways with the power of love and found family but they will never change that

Equally possessive as Bo is loyal. In the ‘won’t care if their partner wants to sleep with others but will absolutely not play second fiddle to anyone’ Will be the favourite person to their favourite person typa way. (Might not count if you only wanna smash but I’ll leave it in👀) (also might be kinda a plus’s for anyone who enjoys jealous bitting and sharp teeth)

Disclaimer!!!

I know it might seem like I’m doing my best to make you choose the pass but I just wanna make sure you know what ur getting into with this eldritch monstrosity of a Druid! Big papa B literally designed them to look a lil like every race so much that they end up like none of them. bubblegum esc so they’d be alienated by everyone and fall into murder easier😪 literally designed by god to be uncanny and off putting.

I promise I love em b u t to this day I’ve not been able to get Bo as monsterous as I see Bo in my mind. Monster fuckers will probably enjoy tho 🤡

Tags💞❤️💞

@venranae 💞 @melonkka @ascendedastarionapologist

[extraterezi]

when I was still high on gomens fumes I made this playlist inspired by s2, with 6 songs for aziraphale and crowley each. explanations and meta under the cut if youre still in the trenches <3

Crowley

1. The Way I Feel Inside - The Zombies

Should I try to hide the way I feel inside my heart for you?

Just felt like this song had Crowley vibez. Obviously about him pining away while still keeping a distance.

2. Seaside Rendezvous - Queen

I feel so romantic, can we do it again? Can we do it again sometime? (Ooh, I'd like that)

Gotta have at least one Queen track for Crowley! This one's for the two of them gallivanting around, enjoying earthly pleasures in their favorite company. I just think this song perfectly captures the Audrey Hepburn and Gregory Peck on a vespa typa dates they seem to go on all the time.

3. Rebel Yell - Billy Idol

With a rebel yell, she cried more, more, more

This song goes SO HARD!! It's my absolute favorite at the moment. It makes me think of Crowley feeling righteous and amped up about his and Aziraphale's secret rebellion against the system, and feeling justified about loving him. Sometimes Aziraphale's reluctancy to let go of heaven doesn't make Crowley feel frustrated and sad, sometimes it just makes it feel more meaningful when Aziraphale keeps coming back for more, as if despite his better judgement he can't stay away.

4. Makes Me Wonder - Maroon 5

Give me something to believe in 'Cause I don't believe in you anymore, anymore

Kind of an unexpected addition to this playlist, but I do think that you need an angry power song in every playlist about pining over your best friend. It sucks!!! Aziraphale can be a dick and frustrating as all hell to deal with, and when you're as full of angst as Crowley it's hard to show good faith and trust that he doesn't mean it like that (and sometimes knowing that makes it even worse). And that's when you need a song that makes you feel cool and justified and PISSED.

5. Cry Me A River - Julie London

And now you say you love me Well, just to prove you do Come on and cry me a river Cry me a river I cried a river over you

This is the song that started it all. It came up on shuffle and then I listened to it like 36 times, thinking about Crowley the whole time. It's his sassy sadgirl anthem for after S2. He's past despair, and now he's just bitter... I want him to stay mad in S3, it's such a great look on him. An apology isn't enough, Aziraphale needs to get wise.

6. These Foolish Things (Remind Me Of You) - Ella Fitzgerald, Louis Armstrong

These things are dear to me They seem to bring you near to me

This was originally going to be an Aziraphale song, but I love the idea that while Crowley likes earth, he always felt some disdain for how his stars had been demoted to but a backdrop for this new main character of the universe, and instead it was through Aziraphale he fell in love with humanity. All of Aziraphale's special interests are silly little human eccentricities! No wonder Crowley looks at the world around him and sees nothing but Aziraphale everywhere, even after he's gone.

Aziraphale

7. Can't Take My Eyes Off You - Frankie Valli

You're just too good to be true Can't take my eyes off of you You'd be like heaven to touch I want to hold you so much

I've always connected this song with that fantastic and silly scene with Heath Ledger in 10 Things I Hate About you, so I was not prepared for how devastated I would get listening to this song while thinking about Aziraphale. The first line makes me think about how he still sees Crowley as an angel, which is a whole jar of beans and just hurtful to think about. Then the second line is about him spending 6000 years gazing lovingly at Crowley. And then after several turns of quiet dreamy romance the song switches pace to this grand declaration of love that Aziraphale would never make. Ever. But still thinks in his mind constantly and ouch ouch ouch.

8. Tea For Two - Blossom Dearie

I'm discontented with homes that are rented So I have invented my own

This, of course, is about the house in South Downs, and this vague idea of escaping somewhere with Crowley. I don't think Aziraphale has actually considered it yet, it's just a fleeting feeling he gets whenever Crowley talks about Alpha Centuri, or whenever he's reminded of the inevitability of them being found out and separated. I do like how this song makes it sound like he's the one tempting Crowley, and in that presumptuous and matter of fact tone Aziraphale always uses. "Oh Crowley, nothing lasts forever." We can go somewhere better. But Aziraphale hasn't realized the core of this song and want yet, that this needs to be away from the judging eyes of heaven and hell both.

9. He Needs Me

No one ever asked before Before because they never needed me (But I do) But he does Maybe it's because he's so alone Maybe it's because he's never had a home

To me this song feels like a halting realization. Over time, or after one eventful and intense conversation (the conversation), where your mind is reeling and you're stumbling through the memory of what was said and how and what it all means. And it's scary and good and oh no maybe I was wrong all along and wow, maybe I was wrong all along. Like not quite getting it yet but piecing it together. And it's sung yet again in that presumptuous, almost patronizing tone, while still feeling a bit childish.

(Aziraphale isn't stupid, he just has that simultaneously extra high and extra low empathy that seems very common for autistic people that makes it harder to navigate the world and relationships (yes, hi, welcome to my autistic Azi agenda). He often has this confused little furrow in his brow and I think this is why. In conversations with Crowley he understands the subtleties but misses big obvious things, cherry picking and making assumptions that he then holds as facts to bring into their next interaction. In the end of their last conversation Aziraphale is confused enough about Crowley's words and reactions that he's forced to question his earlier "deductions" and reevaluate everything, which will hopefully turn into true understanding when he's finished processing. I have a lot to say about this whole concept but it's a bit halfbaked so I might come back to it.)

The verse I picked hits hard in two parts: Aziraphale is so proud of being an angel, but in a pretty obvious defense mechanism kinda way. He's always known deep down that he's not what heaven expects or needs from him, and the other angels consistently dismiss and ignore him. And so Aziraphale believes, in true christian fashion, that while he tries (almost too much) to be good he is inherently evil, flawed, in a way an angel shouldn't be, because he feels human emotions and questions things. This naturally gives him a lot of imposter syndrome - his peers never see him as anything other than a cog in the heavenly machine, making his only purpose being an angel, which he deep down believes he's thoroughly failing at. "No one ever asked before because they never needed me" feels like it refers to how no one sees or needs him, because all they see is something he can't be.

The second part is (pretty self-explanatory) about Crowley. Not good enough to be an angel, not bad enough to be a demon. Just like Aziraphale.

10. Angel Eyes - Ella Fitzgerald

Try to think that love's not around But it's uncomfortably near My old heart ain't gaining no ground Because my angel eyes ain't here Angel eyes, that old Devil sent They glow unbearably bright

Here's some ominous jazz to complement Crowley's Cry Me A River. I'm obsessed with how this song just churns in your chest. I love a fancy lounge jazz typa sound for them, especially when it's darker like this.

"My angel eyes" is at first a metaphor for Aziraphale's heavenly judgement/morals that he's losing sight of the closer he gets to Crowley, the line between good and evil getting blurred and him becoming progressively more human. As the song continues it becomes clear that the angel eyes are Crowley's. Aziraphale still remembers Crowley as an angel, evident by the way he keeps insisting he sees good in him and then asking him to become an angel once again in the end of S2. And as we all know Crowley's angel eyes glow unbearably bright indeed.

11. Goodbye Yellow Brick Road - Elton John

So goodbye yellow brick road Where the dogs of society howl You can't plant me in your penthouse I'm going back to my plough Back to the howling old owl in the woods Hunting the horny back toad Oh, I've finally decided my future lies Beyond the yellow brick road

Although this song is originally about wanting to leave a world of fame and go back to a more quiet rural life, I've interpreted the idea of returning to your roots as something more like giving up - Aziraphale at the end of S2, deciding to stop chasing after this imaginary dream at the end of the yellow brick road, and resigning himself to just doing his job, thwarting evil and working for the man. I know reading "the howling old owl in the woods" as god and heaven, and "the horny back toad" as demons is a bit more on the nose than the charming and nostalgic original meaning, but before I researched this song it really did feel more resigned and like a bad ending. I also really like the penthouse bit, cause while in the original it's referring to opulence and excess, in my context it sounds like it's referring to Crowley's modern flat, and him wanting to plant Aziraphale in a little pot among his other plants..

12. Absentee - Cass McCombs

Walking on the country road late last night I passed a stranger in the moonlight I turned around to see Where he did flee But there was just me Return the deep Absentee

I like how the "country road" line kinda ties back to the last song, the rural country representing heaven, and this road being in stark contrast to the yellow brick one. Fun how the aesthetics are flipped too.

This song makes me nervous, and sad. As Aziraphale walks into the elevator he turns back to see Crowley, leaning on the Bentley, still waiting for him. Aziraphale is the one leaving.

[crystalcow]

𝑊𝑖𝑙𝑏𝑢𝑟𝑠 𝐶ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑑//𝑊𝑖𝑙𝑏𝑢𝑟 𝑆𝑜𝑜𝑡 !ℎ𝑐

Masterlist // part two

This is the typa shit in hitting yall with now// Wilbur soot x reader !p !c !child reader

Pronouns used: none specified!

Warnings: death, loss, explosion?

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Being Wilbur soots child will include..

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𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐲 𝐋𝗺𝐚𝐧𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐠

Fundy was absolutely appalled of you

This small little toddler stealing all of his fathers affection

Wilbur adored you

He kept you very close to him

“You will come of age with our young nation”

Tommy and Tubbo wouldn’t be trusted to hold you

Tommy tried picking you up one day

Tommy dropped you that day

You would look up to Eret and Tubbo

You hated fundy as much as he hated you

Any time he was around he would scowl at you

You’d just pull his tail or “accidentally” step on it

You spent most of your time in the drug van

Accidentally drinking a couple potions

Wilbur was terrified but dealt with it okay since he had previous experience

Salmon was forbidden in the house

You’d boss around everyone burn it’d be cute babbles

Attempting to help build the wall

𝐖𝐚𝐫 𝐭𝐢𝗺𝐞..

You had your very own uniform

If you’d prefer it, you had a leather skirt

Eret would dress you up in different crowns

He kept telling you that you were a monarch in the growing

Slowly understanding and growing up to the world

The walls weren’t so protective anymore

Staying as far away from dream as possible

Using wooden swords the practice besides being fairly young

Everyone trying to keep you hidden but you were found out anyways

Sapnap saw you and Tubbo collecting flowers by the lake

Those flowers burned, and you lost your first life

𝐘/𝐧 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝗼 𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐩 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐚𝐩𝐧𝐚𝐩

Tubbo blamed himself all the time for it, along with the burn scar on your face

^ it wasn’t very visible but it was still there

Wilbur couldn’t handle you getting hurt

Fundy felt bad, something switched

Wilbur cried holding you in his arms for an hour once you’ve respawnrd

Fundy made sure that nobody could hurt you from now on

Except you got kidnapped

Eret tricked you to going outside the walls

George was right there to swoop you up and take you hostage in the castle

Dream loved you tho for some odd reason

He hated everyone but couldn’t hurt a child

Yet

The man just played with you until your family got there

Tommy stormed the castle and made sure that harm came onto everyone there

You got home safely and just clung onto Wilbur for dear life

𝐄𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐁𝐞𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐚𝐥

Wilbur hated bringing you into battle

So you were with Nikki most of the time

When Nikki was busy one day

That was the day eret had planned to betray Lmanburg

You were wrapped in fundys jacket hiding on the sidelines watching as they yelled at each other

Tubbo ran to grab you when dream was ready to let out the tnt

He was determined to make sure you weren’t going to loose another life

So when you were brought to the final control room

Eret placed his crown on your head

The bodies of your dad, brother, and uncles laid down turning into dust

Blood still stained the walls

You screamed so loudly when your dad was being killed

You were taken back to the smp land for the day and brought back later

That was currently the most traumatic thing in your life besides dying

𝐄𝐧𝐝 𝗼𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐫

You stood next to your brother proudly watching Tommy face dream

Chanting out his name

One.. Two.. three..

“Most disputes die and no one shoots”

Four.. five.. six..

“Pray that Hell or Heaven lets you in”

seven, eight, nine..

“Summon all the courage you require”

Tommy looked at all of you, his eyes lingering on both you and Wilbur

He knew you were looking up to him

Your uncle, the one you can come to for anything

He won’t let you down

“Number Ten paces! Fire!”

When the arrow left dreams bow it was aimed to Tommy’s heart

Tommy’s bow shot to the sky

You screamed in horror watching him die for the second time

Crying in fundys chest as he held you close

but you got your independence in the end

The only thing you knew

You hated dream

𝐄𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝗼𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐜

You were a lot older then when the war first started

Not exactly a teenager but close enough

You were happy when new people moved to the smp

Your father was unsteady about the new people

Unsure how he completely felt about this Quackity and Schlatt

Then the idea of an election happened

You were all for it! Hell becoming the president made you feel great about yourself

Almost ready to attack when Quackity joined with George

They used you for votes

“Hey vote for Wilbur soot and tommy innit! Look we have a cute child”

Tommy pinched your cheeks and you cringed in disgust

They used you a lot in debates against the other team

“You want to hurt such a small little being? How could you!”

You were exhilarated seeing fundy and Nikki join the campaign

Not the fondest of fundy still but he was still your brother

And you and Nikki were really good friends already

So when it came to voting and schlatt taking George’s spot

You helped Nikki and Fundy write a whole lot of fake votes

“Cant we go to jail for this?”

“no.”

You just shrugged continuing to write

The second that the names were called you were on the edge of your seat

Shining with the Lmanburg uniform proudly

“Pog 2020 lost to Schaltt 2020 by 1%”

Your heart skipped a beat and you felt yourself jumping out of the chair

“Take that back!”

Except nobody listened to you

Your voice was undermined by the tens of other adults in the room

“First things first.. My first declaration as the president of this country is,”

Schlatt maybe over passed dream on the hate list

“To revoke citizenship of Wilbur Soot and Tommy Innit!”

Tears started forming at the brim of your eyes

You ran with Wilbur trying to get out od the assassins clutches

Holding back the pain as your father was shot and killed by punz

Instead shooting the man the middle finger just like Tommy told you

The next thing to do was find a home..

Since now yours is gone

Forever it may be

𝐏𝗼𝐠𝐭𝗼𝐩𝐢𝐚

You were disgusted by the ravine you had found yourselves sheltered in

But making sure that no remeninse of scars were on Wilbur

There wasn’t thankfully, somehow

You helped Wilbur mine out a little room in the ravine

Wilbur wanted to keep you secluded from the pains from the world

But he failed

All of you got a wardrobe change

You were sad to see your old uniform go

Keeping it safely hidden in your ender chest

When Tommy brought home Technoblade

You weren’t very amused

“Why is your hair pink?”

That’s the first thing you said to your uncle whom you hadn’t seen in years

“Why are you a kid? An orphan eh?”

“Frankly enough, at this very moment I wish I was.”

Wilbur was quick to rush you away from the man

But you saw the faint smile on his lips

Tho he’s never admit it

You had grown closer to techno, helping him out a bit

But you also slowly watched your father go insane

You tried to deny it, telling yourself false lies

Trying to escape the truth it may be

So when dream came around for the first time and agreed to help the group

You just felt terrible

You had hated that man with your whole heart, so did Tommy

Your dad started drifting away but helping you close at the same time

As insane he may be your always coming first

That’s why he introduced the idea of blowing up Lmanburg

“Don you realize N/n! It isn’t ours.. We won’t feel safe there again”

It pained you to face the truth, but he was right

So tnt it was

The festival came around sooner or later

Listening in with Wilbur and Tommy ontop of the space station

“Wilbur come on, we can save it. We can get our Lmanburg back!”

Tommy was so against the idea of destroying his only home

Worried he wouldn’t feel welcomed anywhere else

But he was wrong

The walls were torn down

The walls which were built around to protect us

To protect you and fundy

Oh fundy, your brother

He helped tear down those walls with a smile on his face

Like everything Wilbur did wasn’t for the both of you!

Any relationship that may have developed during the first war had now been tarnished

“Enjoy the festivities!”

The code word was said and Wilbur rushed to go blow the place up

Horrified you watched as techno brutally slaughtered Tubbo with no remorse

The button didn’t work and now your running back to pogtopia

Death rained upon any step Lmanburg took

It needs to be gone

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐫

You stood with everyone

Shocked to see how techno was prepared for action

It felt like years had passed since you’ve lost Lmanburg

Going crazy down in that damn ravine

But now your decked out in Neitherite armor prepared for action

You still wanted to blow it up tho

Just give Tommy a little glimpse of it

You laughed at the silly chant, worried why your dad isn’t wearing any armor

“You don’t need it, remember there’s a law against armor”

You felt bad breaking such an old rule

But for what we’re coming you’d need it

“They’ve got the high ground!”

Sweat dripped from your forehead but dream finally surrendered

So you all stood around Schlatts dying figure

“Flatly patty”

The man just died

A heart attack in the middle of the war

You weren’t complaining tho, just offs the workload

So when you clapped and cheered as Tubbo accepted the role of president

You didn’t notice your fathers disappearance

Distracted as techno spawned withers ghastly creatures

Ones only told in myths of legends who faced them

Three heads, heartless and cold. Told to destroy everything in its path and kill everything you hold dear

It was worse seeing them rather then in fairy tales

You had no clue what to do

That was until your vision caught up to the sight infront of you

A strange man shot a sword right through your fathers chest

And the ground beneath you began to crumble

Pain was all you felt watching the one who held you close at night leave you in thin dust

Who said “I’ll protect you!”

Being the one who’s hurting you at most

The injuries you had sustained from the wither and the explosion hasn’t mattered

The only person you could feel comfort you was the same women you trusted with your life

And throughout the chaos around you just hugged her keeping her close

“Nikki he’s gone”

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And that is part one of Wilburs child! This post became way too damn long with just purely head cannons. So part two will include ghostbur, exile, and alivebur

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[xiaosean]

Hello! Would it be possible to get a small summery of xz’s new drama? My first impression isn’t the best, getting weird teacher/student love vibes.

Love your blog and gif sets, thanks for all you do for fandom!

ah you’re welcome! very happy to contribute to this fandom 😁❤️ so um it’s complicated & a lot. the novel (drama might have some changes!) summary is basically:

朱颜 (zhu yan) princess of the chi tribe

时影 (shi ying) grand priest of jiuyi mountain + crown prince of kongsang continent

their fates intertwine & shi ying has a prophecy that if he meets a girl before he turns 18, that girl will end up killing him (FORESHADOW)

zhu yan becomes shi ying’s disciple when he turns 18 & she leaves the mountain in a few years, doesn’t see shi ying again until she’s 18

book 1 starts here - basically narrates the war between merpeople and kongsang (centuries old feud) // 止渊 (zhi yuan) is the general of the merpeople, shi ying’s mortal enemy, and zhu yan’s 1st love 😬

zhu yan continuously sides with zhi yuan DESPITE shi ying being her own master; shi ying kills zhi yuan & zhu yan avenges zhi yuan by killing her master with the jade hairpin shi ying gave her

book 2 - she regrets it deeply and sacrifices half her life to resurrect him & shi ying gives up his grand priest position (goes through the trials of heaven and hell to do so) - he probably wants his throne back bc his cousin is a piece of shit (there’s also a whole shi ying back story but i digress)

yes, it is a teacher x student typa thing later on LIKE when zhu yan is in her 20s, but it’s more angst (kinda 狗血), not accepting what’s written in the stars, and protecting your home country more than a full on romance? and the drama seems to be more from shi ying’s perspective, which imo is way better! book zhu yan made me legitimately angry lol

[lilbluntworld]

The devil is definitely on earth you just gotta know what he looks like

Ain’t no hell without heaven, so by that logic god also definitely exists, you just gotta know what he looks like

It’s not a religion thing (cause I think that’s bullshit along w heaven/hell) more of a moral compass, right/wrong typa thing

What I’ll do with this knowledge idk yet lol

[ushijimawakaflockaflame-blog]

College Party Head Canons - Kuroko no Basket Version

*raises hand for knb drunk shenanigans* even though i noticed your askbox is closed for requests, idek if this counts as a request x.x but if you wanna do some stuff for some of those guys then i would not be opposed!!

AN: I’m glad you gave me an excuse to write this yo I gotchu

So here are the KnB boys who would most likely be caught at a college party and what kind of drunk they are!

WARNING: Alcohol & weed mention!

aomine

A very cuddly person! Always has his arm tightly around someone or some people with a mixed drink in his hand. Often buries his nose in his shorter partner’s hair affectionately.

Can’t stand the taste of most hard liquors, so prefers a heavy dose of jungle juice, but isn’t opposed to shots.

With that said, does lotsa body shots! Like a crazy amount…. His drunk self thinks it’s the sexiest thing if someone is so willing to lie down and let him lick salt off of them before a tequila shot.

The type to bring someone up to the host’s bedroom and lock the door the whole night.

The king of beer pong because Midorima doesn’t go to parties.

Has a permanent, sexy smirk and bedroom eyes the entire night and he can easily bring someone home.

He’s an affectionate drunk, both cute and cuddly and nsfw LOL. Most of the time he goes to these parties and drinks for recreation and fun, but sometimes he’ll go to forget the bad day/week he had. Alcohol enhances the mood he’s feeling that day.

haizaki

Who let this mans into the house? Straight up making out with someone the second he enters throught the door, even before he grabs a drink.

The one that everyone wants to end up in bed with. Rumor has it he spoils his catch of the night until they’re shaking and begging for more.

Straight no chaser typa mans. It’s tequila and henny or nothing.

Most likely to black out and not remember the night. Any normal person would be scared as hell blacking out, but Haizaki isn’t normal LOL.

Although he looks like the tank of the party, his tolerance isn’t too high, but not too low, either. He tries to outdrink everyone, but it never works out and he’s gone after 10 shots.

Spends half of the night on the dance floor. Lives for being in the middle of a grind train.

Most likely to get into a fight, let’s be real. He’s the reason why parties get busted by the cops LOL.

A wildcard when he’s drunk. He’s either super horny and tries to get it in, or is angry as hell and tries to fight.

hanamiya

This little shit cheats in beer pong like he cheats in basketball.

He gets caught too many times, so he’ll play circle of death or irish poker instead.

Prefers beer because hard liquor burns his throat.

Honestly doesn’t get too drunk at parties on purpose. He thinks watching everyone else drunk is entertaining. He likes to spike others’ drinks or shove shots into their hands.

Also likes body shots, but only because he gets to lick salt off of soft skin. Most of the time the person he’s licking will drag him up to the bathroom or the 7 Minutes in Heaven closet, which is exactly what he wants.

Would rather finish that business at the party rather than take them home. He thinks it’s too much work to do the morning after.

When he does drink to get drunk, it’s either as a celebration or because he’s in a bad mood, so like Aomine, how he acts really depends on how he feels that day.

murasakibara

Uh oh.

It takes a lot to get him drunk, but because of that, he doesn’t really know his limit, so he’ll chug and mix lots of things and it all hits him at once….

Most likely to be hunched over a toilet or found in the backyard. He’s very good at not making a mess in the house.

He gets very needy when drunk, but only to his close friends. He’s not really one to socialize, so he’ll get clingy to the people he came to the party with.

He got so tired of drinking and tasting alcohol that he decided to try some other party paraphernalia. If you think he eats a lot now, oh boy…. you do not want this gentle giant high.

When high, he’s a lot lazier than usual LOL but he thinks high sex is the best sex he’s ever had and gets so into it that he’ll actually do equal amount of work as his partner.

After converting to the greens at parties, he almost instantly gets a hard on, due to all the activity he’s experienced with it, so had to convert back to alcohol (he’s like Pavlov’s dog).

Usually keeps to himself at parties. Doesn’t really approach others unless he sees someone he really likes. Once he talks to them, he’ll do all he can to take them home.

takao

Life of the party! Everyone knows who he is and everyone says hi to him as they enter the house.

Is often the host of the party because Midorima always visits his parents on the weekends (he doesn’t know).

Likes to kiss everyone either on the cheek as a friend or pull them into a heated make out.

Is always the dj because obviously everyone’s taste in music sucks except for his.

Takes lotsa snapchats to show the world how lit his party is.

Makes the best jungle juice. It’s both strong and tasty.

Because he’s the host most of the time, he’s like the mom at the party. He readily supplies water, plastic bags, napkins, a place to stay if someone reallllyy needs it, and saltine crackers.

Once in a while, when he’s attending someone else’s party, he’ll go all out. A row of shots immediately, but then quits because it doesn’t take him long to get drunk.

[toauw]

Answer me this...

My last relationship bodied me. I mean it wasn't really homicide because obviously a Nigga survived but, every time I think about it it it..it really stunk, kinda like when something dies. You probably expect me to slam her, and maybe hit her with some slander, but ain't no reason for that because even though I'm salty, I'm really way too seasoned for that. I'm not going into all the details because if there's one thing I hate more than retail it's someone that talks just to talk. So instead we gon talk about some questions that need answers, in my case these all pertainin to the dancer, but these should be relateable, and probably somewhat debateable. Answer me this. Why can't more women see that half the guys claiming to be your friend are in the cut, waiting for your relationship to end? I'm not gon front in the past I did the same, but when I realized how that was lame, I made some changes to the game. I ain't a Happy homewrecker, but If I want her, she gonna know it. Now if that other nigga decides to blow it, there ain't no creepy transitions, she already knows where I stand, and what's my position. Makes sense? Now my niggas, why Niggas act like they can't have feelings? I mean when Niggas is ice grillin, and it gets a little hot on the block it's best to be concealin, But that's one story, all that I'm too cold and gangsta to love a bitch shit is really kinda corny, we all know it's fuck bitches get money, but any real nigga will tell you, life's a little sweeter when you got you a little hunny, besides, ain't love what we sposed to do? Whatever, fuck it , I ain't here to be coaching you, cause it's hard to give repairs when you broken too. Question 3, now this ones really been bothering me Why is it that doing right for yourself so often means doing wrong by someone else? I can't figure out the answer to this question, and for the life of me I'm stressing because I ain't tryna hurt nobody, I done been on the other side of the shotty, and when she shot me that made me figure, Why the fuck would I wanna be the one pullin the trigger? Now now now wait. We ain't talking life or death, because if pulling that triggers the only option I got left, then I'm pulling till there ain't no fucking bullets left. Feel me? But we talking about the soft shit. You envisioning you wit shorty laid up in a loft shit typa soft shit. But we getting back on track cause I done lost it Now my last question. Why the hell should I try this all again with someone else? Am I stupid or am I dumb? Because you'd think after going through a beatdown like the last one I'd be numb, but for some reason I aint finished, my niggas I ain't done. Now I ain't here to be mushy, and when my back against the wall ain't nobody could push me, I promise I ain't pussy, but I love it tho. As long as women exist ill give love a go, and ill do my best out here trying not to love these hoes, now thats no misogyny, but I rather align with monogamy and all that sweet stuff, cause heaven only knows these streets rough, and besides, aint nothing like what resides on the inside of a womans thighs.

[sugawhaaa]

💄Ateez smut headcanons💄

🌸Cock sizes/description🌸

A/N:: this is all for shits and giggles and should be taken with a grain of salt. Also these are just my opinions and if u disagree that's okay 🥰 u let ur little delulu mind go wild pookems <3 don't ask why Sans is a whole ahh essay compared to the other members idk...he's not even my bias...

Ateez smut h/c links:: here

Hongjoong

I think we need to praise this man more tbh. He probably doesn't have a very thick cock but I know that thing is long as hell. If you're the typa person who likes deep throating you should fear this man because there will be a bulge in your throat. It twitches a lot when he's about to cum and if you pull back you can physically see it inch back and forth in desperation. He may not have all the attributes to be associated with a "Good cock" but the main point is he knows how to fucking use it ;)

Seonghwa

Veiny as fuck. Similar to hongjoong, it's not very girthy per se but it is long. His main strength though is the texture on it. His veins are always bulging out like they're about to explode and his tip is very defined, the rim around it adding good texture. Another strong point he has is if you're doing reverse cowgirl or doggy style he has massive balls. I don't care how weird you call me I can just tell he does and they'd feel like heaven slapping against your clit.

Yunho

We got another long boy up in here but he's definitely thicker than the other two. His shaft would be so smooth, like silk omg I'm going insane. And his tip even more so. I feel like he's generally a pretty sensitive guy but that makes it all the more fun. When he first pushes past your tight walls just hugging his cock for dear life it'd somehow make him even harder. Also the rim to his tip has to be the thickest thing to face this earth dear lord.

Yeosang

Okay, this might be a hot take...I've seen other people headcanons for this prompt and everyone's like "he's a little baby!" No. Have you seen this man's body? Sure his dick might not be the longest of the group but it's thick and veiny as hell. Pair that with his massive and sensitive balls and you have better penetration than any of those 10-foot-long cocks.

San

This man...have any of yall seen that photo that was trending on Twitter where he was showing off the tattoo on his waist and there's a bunch of veins leading down his pants? FUCK BRO. (If you haven't I will post it for all eyes to see bc I literally busted on the spot) San is similar to Yunho in a lot of ways except more textured. He's got this perfectly shaped cock with a slight curl to it when he's hard, veins trailing right to the tip, a rosie red tip that's oh so sensitive to the touch, but he doesn't know how to use his beautiful cock 💔 not to say he's a complete dumbass when it comes to sex bc...let's be real but he's just not as skilled as he'd like to be 💔

Mingi

I have a simple statement to start off Mingi. Long and strong. Mingi has everything but his main strong point is his length. He's probably the longest in the group and God he loves abusing the power that comes with it. He loves to tease you with his tip, just barely putting it in and making you beg for him, making sure you include something all the lines of "put your long cock inside me" I feel like Mingi also has silky soft skin on his shaft like AH-sorry.

Wooyoung

Once again I feel like we need to praise Wooyoungs cock a bit more. He's very similar to Mingi. Definitely the second longest but his setback is he's quite thin and that's why he abuses circular motions in your pussy/ass. He'd sit you on top of him and roll his rough tip around every inch of your little hole, occasionally thrusting up into the sensitive spots. His lack of girth sounds like a big loss but he loves it, being able to tease to such an extent.

Jongho

Similar to Yeosang in a few ways. He may not be as long as a light post but he's got the girth and the veins. Once again he'd have heavy balls too, eager to slap against your ass or clit and it'd drive him WILD. He absolutely adores making you ride him in cowgirl and making you grind on his balls.

[tayfridaynightwrites-blog]

Forbidden Knowledge - Raury Lyrics

Forbidden knowledge can destroy mankind

I spend large hours of my days alone I don't believe we share this universal space alone I think we got a lot from them, they gave us phones Internet and now we all know what is forbidden knowledge Forbidden knowledge is too great for a man Think if man could read your mind, you think that man understands How to use it with integrity, not conquering land Would it be good if we increased the lifespan, well that's forbidden knowledge Forbidden knowledge can destroy mankind We can grow out of control like cancer under the skin of Mother Nature Busy cities much alike to a tumor Too many cells, the residents, the body's pollutor I say woosah and alley-oop the chubby doobie to Judah Child of Jacob, I know my history, I know we are moors There's a universe in her afro, hold us back though Power in the black folk, well that's forbidden knowledge At first they want to keep us separate but equal But it's not so we fight against the hatred and evil Now they let us think we got it and they killin' our people Why does history repeat like a sequel? Well that's forbidden knowledge Is God a man watching TV like people? Rewinding his favorite parts to play it back like it's TiVo Have I wrote this shit before? It all feels like a redo Deja vu is left to die like our dreams do, but that's forbidden knowledge I had some shocking memories as a kid Waking up onto a table, a lab, some typa bizz Too vivid to be a nightmare, mom would tell me that shit Can't remember anything that they did, guess that's forbidden knowledge

Forbidden knowledge

Are dreams another kind of preview to Heaven? We manifest our reality based on our personality Karma from shit we did since the day we were seven You share toys? Or did you masturbate at eleven Just a 90s baby, a millennial kid Indigos are on the rise to make perennial shift Hope this music stands long as Redwood Sequoias Pyramids and stones, like stones from Stonehenge Come on, let the future tell the truth Cause you a shell of you You played your cards wrong, now you got hell in you Be glad I still retain respect for you Cause I got bullets that'll kill yah if your vest is hell and heaven-proof I'll never understand your corporate greed Just a group of people, all they want is more than they need Signing off on papers, blinded to the pain overseas Blood resulting from the ink that they bleed, that's forbidden knowledge

Forbidden knowledge

So who put the liquor store on the street across from the gun shop? The park a hop skip in the dark 'way from the gunshots That rang out in the neighborhood where the youth's misunderstood Fighting over concrete squares but the laws just ain't no good I think their agenda's meant to kill us all How good is education long as you can ball? Standin' on the couch inside the club and hit the mall Barely feed a bum, but you buy it all Think they laughin' at us, cause while we're watchin' some cable They was talkin' 'bout the economy, sharecroppers and stables How to keep the horse runnin' his course, give him some blinders So he lack remorse for whoever's right beside him His own kind, I pray you dig deeper If you don't find, what you're lookin' for on the surface The knowledge that you need can't be Nextel chirpin' You're every bit of worth it, not worthless You're kings and queens, were meant for better things Than flexin' on the scene, or burstin' out the seams Of your blouse you told yourself you'd never wear outside your mama's house Cause the energy it lends puts strong women down, down Brother, look, you don't need to go to jail to read you a book I wonder what Malcolm found after goin' to Mecca Or the mindstate of Martin after visitin' Selma The leaders that were slain for speakin' the topic On the schemers and the reapers of forbidden knowledge