#helix a noob

[rendevous11]

#HELIX

A DNA molecule is made up of two linked strands that wind around each other to resemble a twisted ladder in a helix-like shape.

A helix is a twisted, spiral shape, like a corkscrew. In math, a helix is defined as "a curve in three-dimensional space." If you have ever seen a spiral staircase, you can envision the shape of a helix.

[satoshihiwatari]

woo it’s payday today so later on I’m gonna get my ears pierced again (2nd lobe and helix) and then I’m having Jon and his friend over after, which I am very excited for

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— get to know me.

hi to anyone who clicked on this! i wanted for you guys to get to know me. maybe not every detail, but at least a little bit!

before we get started, i would like to let you know that my request box IS open, and i have some active prompts that you can request! you can find those prompts here.

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- my name is persephanie, but you guys can call perse! i write mortal kombat imagines, preferences, and drabbles. i also have a few fics in the works as we speak! i will not reveal my age, but i live in kentucky!

- now, onto the fun part of this post.

- my mk mains are jade, lao, and scorpion. for my little pocket characters, i play liu, kitana, sindel, noob/bi-han, and occasionally cetrion, but i have to be in the mood for me to play her.

- i’m a lao girl through and through (if that wasn’t obvious lmao)

- besides mortal kombat, some of my favourite shows/movies/games are young & hungry, the vampire diaries, stranger things, it, animal crossing, and need for speed. i also recently got ufc 3 (i’m a robbie lawler chick, mfs! 😂)

- in real life, i have 7 piercings, soon to be 10. i have two holes in both of my lobes, (i’ll be adding two more soon) my left helix done (and i’m getting my right helix done soon, as well), my nose, and i have a belly button piercing.

[abhendrix]

Best Burn Deck in Modern?

So I was thinking about Burn in Modern, and it occurs to me Goblin Guide might suck.  Wait...before you turn my twitter feed into a garbage fire, hear me out.  The Philosophy of Fire dictates the cards that go in a burn deck, right?  So, if I were to compare Goblin Guide to something like Bloodghast, it could be argued that Bloodghast beats it because the Guide increases the likelihood of having a land in your hand, and late game the Bloodghast will also have haste.

“But..” I can hear you say “Bloodghast is a 2 drop, you can’t compare the two!”  Too true, too true, but follow me a bit further out on this limb....

...and watch while I proceed to saw it off.  

What if the best burn deck in Modern isn’t Mono-Red?  What if it isn’t Boros Burn?...What if it’s Rakdos?

“HA! Now you’re just a complete ignoramus!  Everyone knows the best 2 color burn spell is Lightning Helix!  Go die in a fire you noob!”

Ok, ok, I admit it sounds like lunacy but there was a fellow who championed what I would argue is an excellent Burn deck.  A Spikey fellow who used it to  grind the SCG Tour, and who no longer plays much competitively because he now works with he-who-must-not-be-named.  If you haven’t guessed already, I’ll give you a clue, the deck curves into Liliana of the Veil.

Now, my (admittedly unenlightened) beef with Liliana of the Veil is that, from a Philosophy of Fire perspective, she doesn’t really do all that much other than control the board and enable your 1 drops to be Shocks and Lightning Bolts.  Mr. Ross makes a great argument for going mono-colored, but what would happen if you pushed the Philosophy of Fire and gave 8-Rack access to red?  Does that Liliana turn into an Eidolon of the Great Revels?  Perhaps, but I’ll leave that to the experts.

I do know one thing, in a deck that runs a playset of Smallpox, Goblin Guide sucks.

I’m just sayin’...

@andrewbhendrix

[rum-inspector]

I love Mystery Heroes because there I don’t have to play the stressful game of WTF am I going to choose to somehow make this work??

Yes, these are from Ranked, not Quick Play... I’ve been climbing pretty fast (I was bronze in s3 noob, stopped playing ranked to “gitgud” first and now I want to play 100 matches in S5 and see where it goes - rapidly up until yesterday I had my first losing streak)

I hate when jerks joke/complain about Women playing a lot of Dva/Mercy/Lucio but guess why? We actually want to win?? And I sure have learnt the lesson of NOT going Reinhardt when you can hardly get a dps Zenyatta to “heal”. I really would just love to play Sombra... ]]How do you build confidence to go ahead and pick whatever you want?[[]]How do you silence the “I want to win and nobody else switches” into “fuck you guys don’t ask me to switch when you yourself can’t hit a roadhog’s ass even with a helix rocket how about you switch“[[

[vorn-legacy]

Gree Event drinking game

Yes, it's that time of year again! Take a drink every time you: Get smushed by operatives and shadows just as you deposit the orbs at the pylon. Accidentally aggro a champion droid while alone. Manage to aggro two simulation droids (and simulation construct mobs) at once, get overwhelmed, die, and respawn at the opposite end of the map because there is only 1 medcentre. Complete all the daily missions and realise that there was practically no point. Save up all but one helix components needed to unlock that sweet lightsaber, then the event ends and the Secant vanishes in front of your eyes. If you've ever been inside the Grey Secant when the event ends. Fight a Tonavarr captain but another elite mob respawns right next to you. Then a strong wanders past and has a go too. Go exploring the wider map to see what mystical secrets are hidden on this side of Ilum. Only to find there are none. Get irritated by the gree language. Say the words "Ancient Aliens" when explaining to the level 19 noob who has just arrived in their new ship.

[the-tzimisce]

Overwatch Asks: 19, 14, and 10

Least favorite map: Ilios probably and its giant holes in the ground. I don’t like control maps in general because they’re like one huge clusterfuck and it’s impossible to get people to stop trickling and I can’t play Zen cause I’ll die

Gameplay tip with most played character: Uh...honestly I don’t know how I do decently with Zenyatta I just stand back and melt their tanks. I think people at my level don’t see a ton of Zenyatta and don’t know how serious this guy throwing nuts at you is so that’s my tip to everyone else, NOOBS, KILL ZENYATTA NOW

Fav alternate fire: Helix rockets, look I am a simple man who just wants to see my enemies’ corpses several milliseconds faster (I don’t use Zen’s much bc I don’t have good aim and I don’t want to put all my eggs in one basket)

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LLSIF Things 30: The Story of the 2 week NaCl Account

This account was never meant to exist, but I was not about to spend a relaxing holiday with 1 account less than expected. Why, I had planned to spend time on all 3 accounts and proceed along with idolising, sacrificing, etc.

That all changed when I walked into the pool for the first time on the first evening of my holiday. For the first time in my life I’d bought swimwear with pockets, and idiotically I put a phone into a pocket. Being so used to the weight of a phone there I completely forgot to take my phone out (as I had been reminding myself all the way down the stairs).

On Sundays, Spanish people don’t work.

On Monday we went to a repair shop who said my phone might be able to be saved, but it could be costly. Instead I just bought a new phone. My water-logged one was 3 years old and could use an upgrade. Later that day I shelled out for an iPhone SE which is p much roughly the same dimensions as a 5C, so I wouldn’t have to readjust when playing SIF haha. 

That evening I got my first log-in gem. Now, theoretically I could have called up my mother and had her root around on my computer to find the transfer code and ID, but I knew this would be a lengthy process and didn’t fancy having her on my laptop. So, new account is was. I named it Lord Helix to begin with, but that felt like a sham, so I spent some time thinking of a new name.

Idk why I was surprised to see Aqours on the first page. I wanted to pick Hanayo again, but I thought no, this is a chance to spend some time with You.

And we’re off!! Thank the lord for LP overflow. I haven’t had a baby account like this since 2015.

I fucked up a bit here. Later I realised that I didn’t have the speed on-par with Master which I now see I have become far too accustomed to >.>”

MMR pls, I am a new

That first morning I ranked up so much. Man, the overflow was just overflowing. I spent like an hour or two playing straight. Idek how long i was there for. SM after SM, rank up after rank up.

So when the Step-Up box hit I was ready

2 SRs! That’s a decent start to the cool team

Not that I used them lel. I started this account with gems in mind, so I may have lost nearly every SM, but I sure bonded many Ns.

AGAIN

Well fook me, it’s China Dress Honk again. She came home twice during EN’s Honk scouts.

Anyway then I got another 50 gems and:

Well, shit, lads, look at that. Wrong account, Honoka! I could have used you on EN! With two SRs no less. So at this point the account is under rank 40 and has tricolour SRs for its teams, and the cool team already has a UR running it.

The RubyRiko SM ended and I managed to get the Ruby at 25k on this account which is p damn sweet for a noob account that came in late. I even got a scouting ticket as a reward? So I used it.

???????????? NO? How fucking dare u??? I’m so freaking pissed. Bc y’know I was mad to just pull Idol Honk, but now this?? Rate up UR on day of release? Not on my main?? I was so done I forgot to SS the fact it came from an ST, but that image is burned into my brain, u feel. Anyway, this bitch got rescued from the present box so I could show her off and lure in more friends for those goals.

Me: thank god it’s an SR. It’s a p good looking scorer tho?

So I was like ok let’s be fair and do a 10+1 for Muse. It’s fun to scout in a box without rate up too bc I never would on my mains.

Um??? I was like wtf is this Constellation Umi doing here? But then I remembered someone mentioning it on the subreddit I think bc someone was going to not have a UR in the box? But I mean, did you have to go that far back? This Umi is timer shit.

A mere 2 ranks later I’m like ok back to Aqours where the good shit is. Wanted more Angel cards tbh

Yay a cute Ruby! At this point I am secretly pleased to see 1 SR pulls on this account.

??? No??? I wanted this card on a main why are you doing this to me. This just in: STs are too powerful.

Constellation Umi is quickly forgotten and I am back to ‘must be fair.’ Or maybe ‘wanting more Hanayos.’

The pure team becomes stronger every day. 

Nice chibis

At this point rate-up is over, but oh well.

Nice, I got a You SR! And another Ruby who is a nice scorer.

Bearing in mind that I was giving this account away, I chose Riko as I guessed the Angel UR would be the main giveaway selling point.

Before I left Spain, and the villa where I had pulled 4 URs in 2 weeks (the other 2 on my JP) I had one chance, one opportunity. Truthfully this time I wanted to see a UR to believe in the magic of the villa’s wifi, but I also wanted an SR to prove it wrong.

Well shit. If this isn’t the card I am most jealous of. She’s a great scorer. I wish I had her.

Tfw I could have had a gold reward but bc I had almost exclusively levelled up Ns I couldn’t get the S score. :(

Looking back I probably should have rescued the Honk UR for this. 

And today this bullshit happens again. I have no chance with the smile team.

So ends the tale of NaCl. It was named before it got all of its URs, but maybe bc I named it so I was cursed to watch as it became richer than any of my account did at its age. Why, my mains didn’t have a single UR until both were rank 100+.

In 2 weeks I made it to rank 53 

Boasting 3 URs, plus 1 promo, 2 SSRs, and 11 SRs. 

Looks like a good semi-starter. Message me if you want it (although I doubt anyone will read this lel, and if you did congrats, sadly the account may already be gone).

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How the Internet Birthed a Younger Vape God

There’s this trick that today eludes the Vape God. It’s known as the double lasso.

It’s a marvel of fluid dynamics and spatial manipulation that conjures an airy cloud of hot vapor that just sort of floats there, like a just-determined deep-sea creature with out eyes and 24 dicks on its face. The trick goes like this: It begins with a thick, milky O about a foot in diameter, expelled from the Vape God’s mouth. Then he blows a smaller, quicker O no larger than an Entenmann’s doughnut via that, which unravels and envelops the unique loop in a sheen of translucent smoke. But that’s now not sufficient. This is a goddamn double lasso, so an excellent tinier smoke doughnut is threaded thru the primary two, which creates a resplendent Turducken of filthy-candy dankness.

It appears to require the lung capacity of an 800-meter swimmer and the larynx control of Mariah Carey, whilst she should nonetheless hit notes that made dogs perk up. Controlling the velocity of the double lasso is important, too: The quicker the first O is expelled, the better its viscosity, But fire it out too speedy and you have to chase it throughout the room like a Vape Noob (that is just embarrassing). “It is all simply momentum, the manner you hit the O,” the Vape God says, contorting his mouth like a koi. “You absolutely gotta hit it perfectly.” It’s far, to borrow one of the Vape God’s preferred terms, definitely ill.

However pulling off the double lasso is also very tough. The Vape God has only completed the feat a handful of instances, and by no means smooth enough for his liking. nowadays, after a few minutes of halfhearted attempts in the front of a stranger (me), perfection escapes him. (“It’s mad hard.”) The Vape God deflates with a shrug and reverts returned to his opportunity form, a Millennial.

He’s Austin Lawrence, 21, and the co-proprietor of Vertigo Vaporium, the greatest singer of vape-related paraphernalia in the incredible American metropolis of new Brunswick, New Jersey. Lawrence is about 6-foot-three, with spaghetti limbs. His face is model-gaunt, with a good-looking bone structure that serves him properly on his Instagram, where he has gathered 320,000 followers. His complexion is faded—in my notes I wrote, “nouveau rap-goth”—which indicates Lawrence doesn’t spend lots time within the solar. Twin earrings sparkle from his earlobes, like faint S.O.S., the alerts crying out for help inside the distant, blueberry-flavored fog (Lawrence’s favorite flavor; tastes “surely good”).

Real short approximately the Instagram-reputation stuff: Lawrence’s complete component is making crazy vape movies that get insane stocks on social media. The nly in which he blows smoke onto a countertop, flicks his wrist, and sends a literal double-helix tornado up to the heavens. In every other, he spits out a triangle—with corners! Pointy and shit!—that shimmies like a geometric amoeba before it vanishes. His aptitude at this particular component is surreal—a daunting reminder that time waits for no person and we all emerge as old, washed, and out of contact with whatever the youngsters are smoking. It’s a charming shape of self-expression. “Kind of an art shape, Type of,” says Lawrence. The way to Look for Beginning Mother and father

There are numerous unlucky humans round, who’ve been separated from their Birth Dad and mom at very early age because of some unavoidable circumstances. There are a few who spend their complete existence on the lookout for their organic Parents. So earlier than starting the quest one wishes to realize a few basic statistics on The way to discover his or her personal mother and father.

the first thing you can do is that you may see a few person who has found his or her Delivery Mother and father. It can appear like a totally clean technique, But for few this is not that clean. biological Mother and father seek can be a very tough and lengthy technique.

The first step of Beginning Mother and father search is to discover their names. You can actually find out the name of Birth mom or a Start figure in his or her Beginning certificate. And if the individual does no longer have the Delivery certificates, then she or he has to touch at the Beginning kingdom or metropolis to look if there may be an unique reproduction of the Birth certificates. If the individual is aware of the vicinity wherein she or he was born, or the name of the maternity nursing domestic, or the call of the employer that took care of the person’s adoption, then the possibility of locating the call of the Beginning figure increases surprisingly. If this manner turns into a success then searching biological Dad and mom turn out to be a good deal easier.

Incase the adoption records are sealed and the process does now not go well, then the alternative way would be to request and approach the state for non-figuring out materials which can assist in searching Birth discern. organic parent can be determined out with the assist of ethnic origins, fitness statistics and health status. The online adoption registries and genealogy websites can be of tremendous assist in looking organic Mother and father. Someone also can analyze a few records with the assist of the reunion registers.

The person who is in search of his or her Beginning Dad and mom must surf the Net for some applicable data on biological Parents seek. To glance through the Internet one have to put the call of the daddy at the first location. That is because generally guys do not exchange their names. This method will assist while someone is doing biological Mother and father search through Net.

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biological Parents search may be an extended process and might flip irritating sometime. But one must be very positive while trying to find their Delivery determine. Desire the above-cited hints on A way to Look for Beginning Parents could be of use to those who are attempting to find their Beginning Parents.

On Closer Examination of Obama’s Beginning certificates

A first rate deal of time has been spent over the centuries by way of record professionals of various nations poring over letters, certificate, affidavits, and different essential revealed count trying to determine whether they had been originals, copies of the originals, or forgeries. And it maintains into the twenty first Century, as handwriting evaluation and severa other forensic specialties using high-tech system are actually robotically hired on this manner of document analysis, especially where there are suspicions that critical documents, containing salient written records, are complicated forgeries. How do such relevant suspicions stand up?

nicely, take, for example, an Hawaiian lengthy-form Birth certificates of the status U.S. President, Barack H. Obama, who, from the beginning of his election campaign in past due-2007, has refused to make the Start file and his college/university academic information to be had for public perusal, in an effort to substantiate that he is, in deed, a herbal born citizen of the usa. This President has continuously fought costly court cases, before and after he became elected, so one can maintain from being required via court docket order to supply the files. Then, abruptly, the Beginning certificate mysteriously appears on the Internet Throughout the third 12 months of Obama’s presidential term. Do Obama’s furtive behaviors and the unexpected appearance of the Start certificate on the Internet make the President look suspicious?

I suppose that it does, in particular whilst that President, before and after being elected, has spent close to 2 million bucks in legal professional fees to oppose plaintiffs, in federal court, attempting to get a federal judge to mandate that he disclose his lengthy-shape Beginning certificate and academic data to the state, all of which would price him less than 20 greenbacks in copy costs. Mr. Obama spent most of 2009 and 2010 combating lawyers, such as Dr. Orly Taitz, spending Democratic campaign finances and federal tax cash to pay USDOJ lawyers, and private legal professionals of the Perkins-Coie Regulation Company, to symbolize him in severa federal lawsuits. All the time, he become thumbing his nostril at the yankee public announcing, “You can’t pressure me to expose you some thing.”

Then, in 2009, while involved states like Louisiana started legislating rules requiring humans searching for federal office to submit their original lengthy-form Birth certificates to verify their citizenship reputation before being certified as candidates for election or re-election, Obama releases onto the Internet a Hawaiian lengthy-form certificates of stay Birth displaying, supposedly, that he was born in Hawaii in 1961. But, on taking a better take a look at the file, there’s a good sized problem with that certificate of stay Delivery. At the same time as Obama wishes everybody to make a noisy sigh of alleviation and say, “There It is. He turned into born in the Usa,” an Exam of the certificate reveals a poignant and startling irregularity. whilst intently as compared to 2 different sincerely authentic Hawaiian certificates of live Birth, of two girl twins born in the identical sanatorium All through the identical 12 months, an egregious discrepancy is with no trouble apparent.

The oldest Dual, Susan Nordyke, became born at 2:12 p.M. On August 5, 1961 and become given a certificates No. 151-6-10637, various that was duly filed with the Hawaiian registrar on August 11, 1961. The second one Twin, Gretchen, became born at 2:17 p.M. And given a certificate range 151-sixty one-10638 filed on the equal day that her sister’s number was filed, August eleven, 1961. while Obama’s certificate of stay Birth, the one the White Residence launched, is compared with the ones of the twins, It’s far quite apparent that Obama become given a higher certificates quantity than those of the twins. Traditionally, in 1961, Birth certificate numbers had been assigned handiest via the Hawaii Branch of health in Honolulu. The numbers had been stamped by hand onto the Delivery certificates through people in that Department, and those numbers mechanically multiplied by means of one each time a certificates quantity turned into stamped with a particular rubber stamp.

So, the suspicious difficulty created by means of this blaring irregularity is, really, how did Obama get his Birth certificates popular by means of the Hawaiian Registrar Wellknown 3 days earlier than while the twins certificates were popular, whilst the Nordyke’s numbers are decrease than Obama’s. You notice, Obama become supposedly born on August four, 1961, given a certificates range 151-61-10641, and ordinary by way of the registrar on August eight, 1961. So, how, within the name of cause, ought to the twins have had their certificates general by means of the Hawaiian registrar 3 days later than the registrar well-known Obama’s certificate, and have lower numbers (10637 and 10638) than Obama’s quantity (10641).

The stated creator Jerome Corsi, author of “Obama state,” and “where’s the Birth certificate” mentioned this blatant discrepancy rapidly after the Obama certificate of stay Birth appeared at the Internet; and contrary to what Obama’s most ardent apologists will in all likelihood say to try to make it depart, it simply ain’t gonna pass. If that Net business enterprise, Factcheck.Org, pretends that there is not anything wrong with Obama’s new certificate, and quick stamps their seal of approval on it, they could Wish that it will likely be just like the antique tale about the emperor’s new garments, where everybody fictionally ignores apparent fact. As a substitute, I look forward to a radical forensic Examination of a suspicious Beginning report that begs scrutiny. The sort of obvious mistakes that appears on It’s miles, in my opinion, no longer an everyday fabricated from human negligence or inadvertence happening on this sort of truly real document, However, possibly, an blunders made via conceited subterfuge in contriving what might be called a false, though, moderately believable report. Such has befell earlier than, and, in all possibility, will show up once more.