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LMAOOO I'm sure I've made this post before but the shakadolin love triangle plot is sooo funny because it's literally all in Adolin's head. Kaladin thinks of Shallan as a little brother. Shallan thinks of Kaladin as a very moody intense friend. Adolin is convinced that he's got to do the Right Thing and let them be together even though neither of them want that slkdjfghlkjghlkd

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OK finished WoR reread! Oathbringer I read in 2019 then reread the end in 2020, so this one I remember in a lot more detail. I think I am going to read Kal visiting his parents, then skip straight to Elhokar's death scene (get wreckt) then to Amaram's death scene (as I said, he deserved a much worse death, but it's nice to read anyway). Then I guess I will take RoW and WaT both to my parent's for Xmas, since I ran out of time to reread RoW after all!

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i thinkit would be cool if there was an omegaverse but for salmon instead of wolves. Like when the time comes certain members of society get really juicy musclewise and get yiffy fangs and are suddenly compelled to return to the neighborhood they grew up in and 96 hours later show up barefoot in full starvation mode and ravaged by walking through interstate traffic to fuck whoevwr smells the best in the local burger king. Then afterwards they die and disintegrate to be eaten by seagulls in the parking lot

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Just finished my placements in overwatch competitive. I hit silver 2 I am going to kill myself.

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WDYM U DIDNT MAKE THAT PART OF THE POST

SKDFHJ I think it was a glitch or something because I just reblogged it in 2015 and when you look at any other version there's always someone else's username over that part kdfjgk

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[suddenly has an attack of self-loathing]

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Also LMAOO at the bit where Wit drives Adolin, Shallan, and Kaladin to the managerie but when they get out of the carriage he's gone and there's another guy driving instead. And Kal is worried but Adolin is like "yeah he likes to disappear mysteriously", but then the new driver IMMEDIATELY gives away his secret and says "he just paid me to wait at that junction and switch with him, then he ran away giggling like a child" DFKJGHKDJGK

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AAAAA I'm at Adolin's duel part in WoR and I have to keep pausing. I love this chapter so MUCH but the mood whiplash at the end is so bad kldfjlskdjfg

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OK I'm on to WoR and it's soooooo 😬😬😬 how Shallan's whole family is like, 'Wow We Are All Fucked Up Except Shallan. Good Thing She Got Out Ok'. my friend. how do I tell you this.

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who will join the finalists FINGRINGHOE and SHITTERTON in the final???????????? the power is in your hands....

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everything in this life is temporary. except that fandom hyperfixation from when you were 14. that thang will be with you forever there's no escaping.

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Finished my WoK reread - I am so proud of Kaladin Stormblessed - and due to Time Reasons I think I will only be rereading my fave scenes from WoR and Oathbringer (the one I am really looking forward to is Adolin's Cage Match).

RoW, I guess I will see how much I rememmber of it?

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anyway idk why this always happens but whenever someone I knew dies I keep mistaking strangers for them on the street for a split second, before realising the person actually looks nothing like them anyway. what's up with that.

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by the way my tiktok fyp is still mostly just arcane edits and details and whatever, which I LOVE. howver I have yet to hear a single person mention how funny it is that when Jayce hallucinates Mel and Viktor in the fire, he puts them both in a smoky eye. why did he do that

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"Is impossible to get spheres out of the chasms." Rock said. "We could swallow them," Moash said. "You would choke. Spheres are too big, eh?" "I bet I could do it," Moash said.

ok Moash 👀

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I know I've made this post several times before but FUCK brightlord Amaram. He deserved a worse death