#heist crew

[illgetmerope]

darts and trauma

[nolan-chance]

Headcanon:

While texting, Nolan and Piper use emoticons and emojis, Antonia goes for emojis, Fish Thicc writes shorts abbreviated messages and Mae uses kaomojis. The whole team struggles to understand Mae's messages because they can't always figure out what those mean

Like this one (づ˶ > ᗜ < ˶)و ♡. They simply can't get it (She has explained to Fish Thicc those a hundred times but he has hard times getting it either way)

[iwannalixthosefreckles]

What role would you assign each member for a heist?

Oooh, are we thinking of rebooting the Ocean's franchise with SKZ? Luce, you son of a bitch, I'm in. Let's get started.

(I had to refer to tvtropes for this because I didn't know all the archetype names)

The Mastermind - Bang Chan is the most obvious choice here. Normally I hate obvious choices. But he's so damn good as the leader of this wild crew! He's the Danny Ocean here, charming everyone into joining.

The Partner in Crime - Felix. Second in command to the leader, he's the one helping him pull the team together. The Lou to Chan's Debbie, if we're talking Ocean's 8.

The Con Man - Seungmin. The con man's the one manipulating people. They have to be sharp and quick on their feet. I think Seungmin's smart enough for this role.

The Pickpocket - Lee Know. It's just a feeling, based on his dancing but also his martial arts skills, thinking that his smooth movements could translate into pickpocketing.

The Hacker - Jeongin. Gamer boy gone bad. Putting those skills to use breaking into systems as needed to pull off the big heist.

The Driver - Changbin. In a pinch, can also be used as a bruiser if they need some muscle.

The Distraction - Han. He's the one drawing all the attention to himself so the others can do what they need without being noticed.

The Roper - Hyunjin. He's the one baiting the mark, getting them into place for the plan to work. Like a honeypot, seducing the target.

[thatnateguy]

"Honey, I've been planning the heist of the century."

"Again?"

"Well, yes, but this one will be more fun than last time."

"Promise?"

"Of course. I'm assuming you're in?"

"well, you need someone to keep those ideas of yours in check."

"You flatter me dear."

"Thank you, I try. Who else did you have in mind?"

(the following is a crew list for a fictional heist set in a far-off galaxy. While I'd love to draw them, I suck at art. Hopefully my text paints good enough pictures that you get a feel for the group and who they are)

The Mover - the master planner, slick talker, guy in charge of main negotiations for the team. The "Frank Ocean"-esque character. Humanoid, typically dressed in a suit of some kind, taller, but with a distinctly non-human head. Frequently tries to wear sunglasses in an attempt to make himself look "more cool," despite said sunglasses being completely incompatible with his head.

The Infil - Con artist, intelligence gatherer, and identity maintainer. THE woman with connections, especially in the intergalactic criminal network. Maried to The Mover. As a result, she's able to take his plans and carefully refine them to sleek perfection. Also humanoid, but only dresses as sleek as her husband when the need requires. She also makes a really nice cup of hot cocoa.

The Pilot - While on the surface he may just look like the getaway driver for the team, his roles extend much deeper than just that. If you need a ship, rover, craft, parade float, not only will he drive it, but he'll modify it to seemingly-impossible extremes. Before turning to a life of crime, he was a racer on the RIP Racing Circuit, before an incident with an illegal mod he made forced him into an early retirement. Still collects royalties from his cameo in an old Gala-coolant commercial.

The De-Con - Parts scavenger, explosives and weapons expert, and avid tinkerer. Need an electro-pulse atom de-shaker that can perfectly liquify the security door of any interstellar vault? He's already got six (leftovers from a previous heist). Helped introduce The Pilot into the network after seeing his mod in action, and the two frequently collaborate on larger projects. Listens to music whenever he works.

The Broker - The daughter of the Empress of the Western Celestial Body. Unfortunately for the Empire, she prefers to get into trouble and she has the funds to help the crew cause lots of it. Fortunately for the Empire, The Infil has managed to find connections and alabis that keep The Broker (and her funds) from ever being involved with the crew. Has been taking pickpocket lessons in her spare time.

The Squeeze - Born the smallest in its generation. His species is also known for their flexibility and able to contort and adjust their bodies. As such, is a masterful cat burglar. Kinda looks like a Tangela (the Pokemon), but without any legs. Since it has no mouth, it communicates in gestures and sign language via its various appendages. During meetings, it'll typically perch on someone's shoulder or head so that it can actually catch what's going on.

The Bio-Modifier - Cyborg with a split personality due to computer bug and a cheap cybernetics engineer. While the two halves of her may disagree on certain elements of their life, they both work together at bio-modification. The mechanical half handles modifications on the digital sphere (endo-scans, digi-spheres, etc.) and the synthetic half handles physical appearances (disguises, aliases, and such). Both avid chess fans, and mostly evenly matched in skill.

The Sys-Hacker - after his creation and programming outside the boundaries of the Inner-planitary Robotics Code (as well as the death of his creator for breaking said Code), the robotic form that is the Sys-Hacker lives a life under the radar. His programming not only allows him to hack into systems and terminals, but also "hypnotize" other AIs into doing his bidding, whether that's deleting footage or allowing security bipasses. Fortunately, his creator also gave him enough of a conscience to "wake up" those AIs... after he got what he needed, of course.

The Rookie - Human. Age 19. Pick-pocket back on earth, and currently studying psychology online. Still isn't 100% sure how he managed to get involved with the crew, but his human adaptability has given him the tools he needed to truly succeed. Teaches his pickpocketing skills to The Broker when she has the time and he doesn't have homework.

[art-soop]

Bad Batch modern AU about a girl and her five cool dads

[montrosepretty]

I’m deeply committed to the headcanon of montrose as a trans man, but I also believe that any attachment he has to his gender is almost wholly perfunctory. It’s not even in the top five most interesting things about him. I think he spent multiple decades not examining that part of his identity, and then one day he just decided to go on t and didn’t say anything about it to anyone. His current name isn’t on any official documents because he has no desire for any sort of legal identification. He would perform any gender if he thought it would give him more sway in a grift. He transitioned to Gentleman Thief

[epicfirestormer]

[somestorythoughts]

Leverage Team Secret Santa

The Leverage team decides to do a Secret Santa one year.

Parker has no idea what to get Nate, "What do you get a guy with a weird controlling people thing??" until someone reminds her that he's also a "functioning alcoholic" so she looks up well-guarded alcohol and steals him a couple bottles of very nice, very pricey, formerly very secured scotch.

Nate gets Hardison some rare Star Wars and Star Trek memorabilia, along with a shirt that says "Age of the Geek Baby."

Hardison agonizes over what to get Sophie, he doesn't trust himself to do clothes (what if she doesn't like them or they don't fit?!) and eventually gets her a sort of advent calendar of ticket coupons. 12 venues, she picks the date, and Hardison will put her on their guest list/acquire a ticket (options are a couple spas and several theaters).

Sophie gives Eliot a set of high end cooking knives and some animal ice packs for post-mission bruises.

Eliot was going to give Parker money but then decided it'd be more fun to make her some cupcakes and hide a golden dollar in half of them. She thought it was hilarious.

[thesnadger]

Just saw National Treasure for the first time in the final days of 2022. I'm obsessed with the one henchman who barely has lines and is largely a nonentity except for one moment where he sees two of the heroes kiss and forlornly asks "why does that never happen to me?"

[nolan-chance]

Nolan Chance's relationships with his teammates.

Antonia: On and off lovers. They just can't stay without the other. Nolan likes Antonia and Antonia likes Nolan. They also need of the other for more than heists, they like to be together. Mae thinks, asides of being a couple from time to time, they're best friends.

Piper: Like siblings. They're around the same age, and Nolan empathizes with her since he also worked for a fast food place when younger and knows what's like to survive with a minimum wage. Still, they disagree quite often due to Piper's challenging attitude

Mae: Like siblings. Nolan has a soft spot for Mae, he sees her like a little sister. Sometimes he forgets she's not innocent at all, she can blow up whatever she wants. Mae looks up at Nolan, she knows he'll support her no matter what

Fish Thicc: Friends, bros (?). Fish thicc rarely argues with Nolan, he prefers not to contradict him to avoid headaches, and he's good following orders, something Nolan likes a lot.

Khaby: Quite complicated to describe. Sometimes they get along pretty well since both are prone to point out when something that's being said/done is stupid. Some other times, when Nolan is the one of the stupid idea, they disagree. Still, he considers him as a friend (not a close one, just someone he knows he can trust)

[fortnite-headcanons]

The heist crew are fine with Mae saying stuff like "Uwu" in text, but they all hate when she says it outloud.

Fortnite Headcanon #981

[ireallyamabear]

yes he writes theory and yes he shoots blasters whats not to love

[homestuck-music-tournament]

Let's All Rock the Heist

Album: Homestuck Vol. 7: At the Price of Oblivion Composer: Robert J! Lake Leitmotifs: TIme On My Side Characters: Midnight Crew, Spades Slick, Diamonds Droog, Hearts Boxcars, Clubs Deuce

[rayonago]

mae fartnite

[bear-fangs]

CB newbies as ponies :>