#heisenberg would probably go as an ally tho

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Ropes anon!

Here to wish you a happy pride month and safe travels to everyone! That being celebrated, how do you think the re8 ladies would celebrate pride?

I’ve never been to a pride parade myself or actively celebrated my bi pride but I planned to change that this year by getting a bi pride hat. I swing both ways like a bat in a T ball game

I also want to celebrate your blog and all the gay brain rot you feed us. your blog has helped me branch out and interact with the re8 and queer community more than any online community I’ve been in. I wanna say thank you Theo.

Happy Pride Month

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First of all - A very Happy Pride to you, dear! And kudos for choosing an amazing way to celebrate your bi pride, I love that 🤣 I've been to quite a few Prides in my day, and have thoroughly enjoyed them all! (My favorite being P-town Pride, as Cyndi Lauper was in the parade and sang True Colors live 🥰) I'm gonna do these as who they would be within your group of friends going to Pride 👀

Alcina: The stoic, super hot elder gay. The one that causes gay panic wherever she goes and keeps everyone in check.

Bela: The slightly more reserved gay.. possibly her first Pride. Doesn't truly realize just how hot she is and ends up spending the night getting to know the girl who's been checking her out all day.

Cass: The friend that acts like they could care less if she's there or not. Hot girl shit all day. Hooks up with at least three girls before the afternoon.

Dani: The friend that gets super messy drunk, makes out with everyone she can get her hands on and has to be carried to the car at the end of the day.

Donna: The super shy gay who hangs in the back and barely speaks to anyone. Goes into gay panic anytime someone tries to talk to her and hides behind Alcina for most of the day.

Sal: LOVES going to Pride. She's gone every year, dresses to the nines and even makes treats to share with people. She gets more numbers than anyone in the group, and goes home with one of the hottest girls/enbys there.

Miranda: Does not attend, and does not answer her phone when you need a ride home.

I hope you enjoyed these, dear! 💙💜💗

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What if Ethan joined Heisenberg tho?

My bestie and I were talking about Resident Evil Village and both agreed that it was dumb that there wasn’t an option to joining Heisenberg. So, here’s this. Also, there’s no swearing from Heisenberg because I don’t write swearing and you can imagine your own swears if you must.

WC: 918

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The air was rank and smelled like hot metal and corpses. Ethan Winters leaned over the counter and panted, staring at the conspiracy board. There was a blurry image of Rose in the middle, though he couldn’t tell if it was blurred from exhaustion, or if the camera had just been bad. 

He reached up to touch the image, a whimper nearly escaping his throat. Someone grabbed him by the shoulder and threw him across the room. He fell into the chair and it tipped, nearly throwing him to the nasty looking floor. Ethan jolted forward, slamming the legs of the chair back onto the ground.

He looked up through his blood matted hair as Heisenburg laughed.

“Hello again, Ethan,” he grinned, his tobacco stained teeth matching the setting perfectly. “You’re quite the sight.”

“What do you want?” Ethan growled, but there was an edge of desperation to his tone. He’d been running around for days, lost, afraid, and injured. He had no clue how he was going to find the energy to find all of Rose’s pieces and bring his baby girl back to him. He had even less of an inkling as to how he was still alive and responding to stimulus. 

Heisenburg opened his mouth to respond when there was a desperate revving below. Heisenburg’s face twisted with annoyance and he stepped over to the hole and yelled down, “Shut up!”

The revving stopped. Heisenburg sighed and turned his attention to Ethan. 

“Sorry about that,” he said, stepping closer again. “Now, let’s talk.”

“I don’t want to talk with you,” Ethan growled, trying to get tired muscles to tense up. How long had it been since he’d last slept? The last time he ate was at the duke’s cart the day before, listening to the man’s strange stories as he ate hot fish with his fingers. 

“Don’t you understand!?” Heisenburg snapped. A sharp piece of metal rose from the counter and stabbed into a picture of Lady Dimitrescu. “Supersized maniac,” another stab into the picture of the small girl wearing a wedding dress, “ugly psycho doll,” another jab to Monroe “and that moronic freak. This is all a test to see if you’re strong enough to join Miranda’s….family.”

“I don’t want to be a part of Miranda’s family,” Ethan growled, finding a slight flash of anger buried under exhaustion. 

“Well, neither did I, but here we are!” Heisenburg declared, his lips twisted with disgust even as he made a grand gesture with his arms. “So, I’m next in line. You could kill me, move up the chain…. Though you didn’t do things like you were supposed to. No. You killed the doll, a relief to everyone in this forsaken mountain range, but you spared the prideful airhead and her daughters in the castle and caused Monroe to revert into the bottom feeder he always was. I can tell you don’t want to play by her rules.”

“I don’t,” Ethan said darkly. “And I’m not going to play by yours either. I just want to fix my daughter!”

Heisenburg laughed and the knife came out of the board and ripped through Miranda’s face. “I want the same thing!” he declared. He smiled to himself. ‘Do you know how powerful your kid is? Even Miranda is scared of her. We could put her back together and grind Miranda into paste!”

Ethan leaned forward to object and winced. His legs were sore now that he’d been sitting for a minute. All of his injuries ached. He’d run out of the healing goop three hours ago and hadn’t had time to make more or find more. 

He thought about it for a moment. It wasn’t much of a choice, but if Rose was as strong as everyone claimed, maybe they would get out of this alive, and this would at least get him closer to having his daughter in his arms again.

Ethan looked up, despite fighting with hope in his face. “Would she survive?”

“Aye, I believe she would,” Heisenburh said, lighting a cigar. “Like I said, she’s a strong kid.”

Ethan looked at his messed up hand, trying to think. He closed his eyes and hoped he wouldn’t regret his decision. “Fine,” he whispered. “I’ll join you… but we can’t hurt Rose.”

“That won’t be a part of the plan, Heisenburg grinned. “Thank you. Now, there’s one more thing we’re going to need to make this plan work.”

Ethan looked up as Heisenburg pulled out an older style phone and held it to his ear. He waited a moment before saying, “Hey, I got Ethan on our side…… yeah….. you’re not the boss of me! ……. I swear, you’re becoming a bigger pain in my rear the bigger you get…… alright. See you here then. Don’t be late this time.”

He closed the phone as the reviving started again. “One moment,” Heisenburg growled. He leaned over the trap door again and shouted down, “SHUT UP. I SWEAR THIS IS THE LAST TIME!!”

The revving stopped again.

Heisenburg turned to Ethan again and grinned. “Alright, Ethan. You have a lot more allies now than you probably want,” he laughed. “Now, we have to wait for Lady Dimitrescu and her spawn to get here. In the meantime, drink up.”

Heisenburg slapped a mug of beer and a healing Salve in his hand. Ethan relaxed a little and gulped down the beer and slathered the salve everywhere. Ethan avoided looking at Heisenberg, but nodded his thanks.

Heisenburg nodded back. 

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Yooooo this is actually an insane argument to my shitpost I love it. I’ll briefly explain the teams you don’t know enough about to give an understanding of their power.

Also, I would think Monika can only delete characters from video games because their existences are tied to a specific file of code and that’s the only thing she knows how to control. That’s just what I think idk.

For The Winter Soldier and Sam Wilson, they are HELLA formidable opponents. Winter Soldier spent like ≈70 years murdering people for a military group who brainwashed him and he has a badass metal arm which is really cool. He’s a super soldier meaning he is physically enhanced in ever way including strength and senses. And Sam has really cool wings he can fly around in with AMAZING grace and flexibility. Also he is super smart and really hot so automatic W. Watch FATWS and Captain America TWS or Civil War if you wanna see more of the extent of their powers. Anyway I would not be surprised if they won by working together.

Baller and Ballette are Robloxians meaning they don’t die they respawn. But since they are in video game world or smth Monika would probably just go *click* and poof them away lol

I went with the dragon being the size of like an average chevy equinox (aka white mom car) which would be hella dangerous but definitely killable with the right strats and teamwork. Definitely has a high chance of winning if it doesn’t accidentally fly into the border or get gunned down by Heavy

Now, as for Sam and Max, they are not actually that powerful physically, at least compared to most of the other teams. But they always manage to win through teamwork, true love, and absolutely bs scenarios that make no sense. If they were to win without having Monika snap them out of existence, it would be either dumb luck or something completely stupid, like Max accidentally leaving beehives everywhere and it killing everyone else lol.

Idk anything about Pyramid Head or James Sunderland too lmao I just added them because my friend said it would be funny. I imagine James would probably die because he’s not that physically powerful and is probably only good at like running away or using weapons. Easy kill for any of them. Pyramid Head is a big boy with a big knife. He’d be a threat if you didn’t have ranged weapons or if you snuck up on him lol.

Yeah Walter and Saul would die in like minutes. Saul would probably trip over his shoelaces and get trampled. Walt would try and make allies and then when he goes to betray them they just go 🔪🔪🔪

Heisenberg is super powerful and has like control of metals and stuff. Ferrokinesis I think it’s called. Winter Soldier’s whole ass arm is made of Metal so if they met there would be a bloody fight but since Heisenberg is arrogant and doesn’t take things seriously he probably wouldn’t 100% win. Lady Dimitrescu is 9’6, a vampire that can turn into a dragon, and, most dangerously, an angry mother. She would be pretty good at a 1v1 with google images dragon.

In short, the teams that I think have the highest chances of winning are Heavy n Medic, Lady Dimitrescu and Heisenberg, Sam Wilson and The Winter Soldier, and maybe Sam and Max if they waited for all the most dangerous opponents to die off first. Monika could possibly win if she like waited for all the people she couldn’t take down to die and then poofed away the rest, but her chances of being killed in the first few minutes are also pretty high since deleting files takes her like more than a couple seconds. A few seconds is precious in the heat of battle. Your statements are literally so good tho and I feel enlightened by them 🙏

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