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aggressive hand-holding. Mar’i - 23, Damian - 0

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Ppl being reminded of Starfire when they see Petra

Me: 👌👌👌👌

Ppl making Petra’s speech the same way as TTG Starfire, overusing “the”

Me: 🙃🙃🙃🙃

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“…Look at that thing”

“Weird”

“Freaky eyes”

“That can’t be hair”

“So weird…”

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BAE

Beautiful. Alien..Eeeeeoooowwww!

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Just…aliens lol Starfire form Teen Titans, Megan from Young Justice and Silkie <3 

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But like…the Avengers at Peter’s graduation

and he tells none of them to come because it would expose his identity, and surely they have better things to do???

He’s pretty sure Mr. Stark will be there, because the guy will not shut up about how proud he is of him, and he’s dragging Pepper, Happy and Rhodey with him

Cue Peter walking in to the auditorium, super nervous, and then he sees just May sitting in the front row, and his heart sinks a bit

Then he looks to the back row, and the four of them are sitting there, Tony in a ridiculously fancy suit, and he just smiles and shrugs. Peter’s confused for a sec, then looks at the rest of the people in the row.

Steve, Natasha, Bruce, Thor, Loki, Clint, Bucky, and Wanda, in the silliest getup ever:

 1. Steve’s wearing a baseball cap pulled over his eyes, just like the one in the museum

2. Nat’s changed her hairstyle for the fifty millionth time, and went wayyy overboard with the other disguises, such as different color contacts and a scarf on her head. 

3. Bruce just has glasses, (”no one will recognize me…”) a few science geeks come up to him after like “ohmygosh are you Dr. Banner??”

4. Thor’s wearing a hoodie, but he doesn’t even try to hide…he’s smiling widely and rambling about the ‘Midgardian ceremony’

5. Loki’s wearing the ridiculous black suit from Ragnarok. He’s just so proud of the spiderling

6. Clint is just dressed in suburban dad clothes. He looks normal to everyone.

7. Bucky’s rocking sunglasses. He lifts them up to wink at Peter.

8. Wanda died her hair blonde, straightened it, and put it up in a bun. Combined with a lot of makeup, she’s pretty much unrecognizable. 

And Peter just laughs out loud because these idiots

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Peter P.: If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands. :D

All the Avengers: *Clap Clap*

Peter P.: If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands. :D

All the Avengers: *Clap Clap*

Peter P.: If you happy and you know it, but really you’re dying in the inside; And you have pretend to really show it.

If you killed someone just now,

And you chose to be happy as a cover up.

Clap your hands.

All the Avengers:...

Bucky, Nat, Shuri, Gamora, Nebula: *Clap Clap*

*I feel like there’s a post similar to this, so I’m sorry if there is. THIS IS MY ORIGINAL IDEA, I have no idea if there’s another one like this*

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Tony: Ok, lets go over the plan one more time-

Kid Thor: *bursts down the door* BROTHER, I FOUND A SNAKE!

Steve: What the-

Natasha: Is that…Thor?

Loki, gritting his teeth: *glares at Thor* I thought I told you to wait in the car.

Peter, staring at Thor: Mr. Stark can we keep him?

Tony: No we are noT KEEPING HIM. *looks at Loki* Explanation. NOW.

Loki: I thought he’d be less annoying as a child-

Thor, running up to Loki: *smiles* THE SNAKE BIT ME, BROTHER!

Loki: -I was sorely mistaken.

Bruce: Can’t you change him back?

Loki: I’m not sure how-

Thor: *jumping up and down* CAN I SIT IN YOUR LAP, BROTHER??

Loki, pointing at the door: NO YOU CAN’T. NOW LEAVE US.

*thunder booms in the distance*

Thor: *starting to tear up* BUT I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME, BROTHER.

Loki:…

Loki, closing his eyes: *sighs* FINE

Loki, pulling Thor onto his lap: *looks around at everyone* Alright, where were we?

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Peter: “So this guy Mysterio said the multiverse is real and that means out there somewhere it’s another US and everyone is alive and-”

Clint: “Alive?”

Peter: “Yes, yes! And like Tony and Natasha are alive out there!”

Clint: “Nat is alive?”

Wanda *out of nowhere*: “Pietro and Visions are alive?”

Peter: “Yes yes, and like I said, Mr. Stark could be-”

Clint and Wanda: 

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Tony: Steve, how do I get revenge on my enemies?

Steve: By letting go and forgiving them for their mistakes.

Tony:

Tony: Natasha, how do I—

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Random Street Person: I’d very much like to punch a feminist. I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

Steve, suddenly appearing: I’m 6'3 and weigh 220 lbs of enhanced muscle. Ready when you are.

Clint, suddenly behind person: Or if you’d like to have some more options, I’m 6’0”, 180 pounds and have 20 years of specialized combat SHIELD training and years of experience being an Avenger. Just in case you are looking for variety.

Natasha, comes by person’s side: What about a lady and a feminist? Warning, I have training on how to dislocate every bone in you hand with one punch.

Peter, from down the street: I’m tiny, I’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but you can fight me too!

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I’m actually crying when I draw Tony’s face😢 credit by @idaswanz on instagram

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Someone to Peter P: must be nice to be surrounded by heroes who are like legends?

Peter P: Haha yeah...

*Begins to think back hours before*

Natasha: I WILL KILL ALL OF YOU!!!

Clint: *quietly naps*

Bucky: SAM FOR FUCK SAKES, YOU DO THAT ONE MORE TIME, I’M GONNA FEED YOU TO ACTUAL PIGEONS!

Sam: iM GoNnA fEeD yOu tO AcTUaL PIgeONs

Thor: Friends! I’m so happy to be here! :)

Bruce: Can I just go back to my room?

Steve: AH! *shrieks*

Tony: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *Shrieks higher*

Peter: All I ask was who wants some pizza?

*Back to present*

Peter: Yeah, everyone is well respected to each other.

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Tony: shit

Steve: language

Natasha: what the fuck bitch

Steve: language

Peter: what the frick frack paddy wack snickity snack is happening?

Steve:

Steve: what..the actual fuck

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There is a reason the Avengers have their groceries delivered each week. Tony made the mistake of taking them shopping only once and that was enough for him.

Tony: I already explained this to you, Cap--

Steve: Then explain to me again why milk is 4 dollars a gallon!

Peter, an arm full of instant ramen: Mr. Stark, they have a new shrimp flavor!

Tony: Kid, that had no nutrition at--

Natasha: Who wants bacon!

Clint: I'M A SLUT FOR BACON!

Tony: What the fu-

Bruce, trying to decide on which tea to get: I mean they're all good, but this brand is cheaper.

Tony: Billionaire, Bruce, just--

Thor: Friend, Tony! We shall feast tonight on the Pop of Tarts!

Tony: Why do you have 2 carts of popt--!?

Steve, still distressed over the milk: How do you get milk from an almond!?

Peter, distracted: Can we get cheese sticks too?

Natasha: What about pudding?

Clint: Fuck your pudding!

Peter, excited: Mr. Stark cheetos are on sale!

Bruce, still deciding on a tea: Can we afford tea cookies too? I'm sure we have a coupon somewhere.

Steve, frantic: How do you milk an almond, Tony!?

Tony:

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me: *refraining from self destructive behaviour* me: this is boring me: *engages in self destructive behavior* me: i am an idiot and regret this immensly