#heiping

[fixaidea]

Like 70% of Heiping fic on AO3 (including some of the best) are set on Anonymous.

Anon I respect your privacy but if you're out there somewhere, just know I love you, you're doing the Lord's work. T.T

[mekare-art]

Also on AO3

Zhang Qiling is on an official Zhang family mission and meets a beleaguered musician in the forest.

[qilingxiong]

can we get a xiaoge + hei xiazi backstory prequel someday please

[bean-in-dice]

Non Pingxie Chinese Fic Recs

Part 3

Part 1, Part 2

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1. Heihua and Xilaimian's couple therapy.

【黑花】金牌调解

2. Another excellent series of Wu Xie observing Heihua

【黑花】北京流水账

3. Su Wan on Shahai era Heihua

【黑花】归雪

4. Heihua, breaking up, making up and birthdays

【黑花】潮汐

5. Wu Xie pov where Heihua turn into babies

【黑花】雨村流水账 Chapter 4: 花有重开日

6. Heihua Good Omens au

【黑花】战争启示录

7. This is a Pingxie fic with a lot of Cuxie where it dwells on Li Cu's one sided affection, followed by Pingxie getting together.

I don't normally read Cuxie but really loved this one.

【瓶邪】此时此刻

8. Brilliant, heart breakingly beautiful oneshot where Wu Xie decides to get a vasectomy because... yeah. Contains some HuaXie and some more with female characters, no Pingxie. I highly rec this fic tho

太子

9. Huaxie in the era where Wu Xie was snake venoming and drinking sprite by himself. E-rated, from Xiaohua 2nd person pov.

【花邪】黑盒·其一

10. Zhang Haike/Zhang Qiling, back when Zhang Qiling first started working as the patriarch.

【客瓶】《他那时爱吃，张海客一直记到现在》

11. Heihua seaside vacation au where rich businessman Xiaohua meets lifeguard/tourist guide and other odd-jobby Xiazi. Fun read with very witty banter.

【黑花】海螺先生

12. Wu Xie on shaving his head

【瓶邪】头发

13. Wu Xie on Xiaoge's hood

【瓶邪】瓶盖

14. At Golmud, ZQL is the warden, Wu Xie is a psychiatry professor, Xiazi is the Dean, Li Cu the kid Wu Xie plans adopt after marriage, and Su Wan the new intern. Su Wan pov from the moment he arrives at the sanatorium to slowly uncovering the mysteries underneath its perfect facade. A quick, amazing read full of suspense and witty humor, contains confirmed offscreen Pingxie, offscreen Huaxie backstory and suggested Heixie.

【黑邪/ALL邪】格尔木疯人院

15. An amazing Xiazi pov Heixie, with introspection and character study after Xiazi went fully blind in Ghost Banquet, how he tries to readjust himself in the world and his deep love and care for Wu Xie

今世

16. XiuHuaHeiXiePang have a meal together. Yes you read that right.

【黑邪/花秀】不應有恨

17. A 3rd person pov from a gay stranger who gets acquainted with Wu Xie in his Guan Gen era, and his observations of Wu Xie and later, Pingxie. Full of admiration, slight hero worship but also grounded realism.

【瓶邪】你有没有见过他

18. HeiPingXie extremely E Dom/Sub fic, very sweet and lovely despite the intensity

【黑瓶邪】絨布收納盒

19. By the same writer, SFW gentle HeiXie

【黑邪】我發誓一點都���想你

20. A very interesting take on what might possibly happen to Xiazi after the still unfinished novel Ghost Banquet

[瓶黑] 《如是我闻》

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See here for Pingxie fic recs

[laireshi]

i'm not good at smut or action scenes so i'll never be able to write it but i really want xiazi and xiaoge having very athletic sex making full use of what their bodies can handle

(like, the fact that xiazi COULD hold xiaoge down is very hot)

[eirenical]

🌹

I am TERRIBLE at sticking to the "one flower-one sentence" thing. XD

How about some Heiping for you on this lovely evening? ^_^

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Xiazi laid Yaba gently down on the bed, laughing softly as Yaba clung to him when he tried to stand back up.  He reached up to disentangle Yaba's limbs from his body, smiling widely as Yaba immediately turned onto his side and curled into the pillows, his nose wrinkling as his eyes squeezed shut.  Xiazi stepped away, moving about the room to take stock of what was available.

Aaaaaah.  Yes, that would do nicely.

[baweiii]

another comm🎉🎉

unfortunately since my kofi is still currently out commission you'll have to dm me if you'd like some art

[dual-domination]

@sagittariusdarkarrow ARJUNNNNNNNNNN LOOK HERE

Hei Xiazi found this random hobby of just feeding Xiaoge at random times while in tombs.

Xiaoge sort of just takes the food cuz why not, it’s free.

[cphalopunk]

regarding your transfem vil post, i completely agree. i can’t actually describe what it is specifically that happens to epel, but there’s something about the way some of the fans treat him and his gender feels very similar. a huge part of his character is his masculinity, or there lack of, which i think is a really good concept that can be hard to talk about for men. like how much he hates vil’s constant feminization because he desperately wants to be seen as a man, a manly man. and vil’s whole thing is that he, himself is still very much a man, regardless if he doesn’t follow typical gender norms—which epel fails to understand because he is blinded by his own deep rooted insecurities. so it feels kind of like an eraser to both vil and epel’s characters to hc either of them trans. i know that trans men can feel ‘not manly enough’ but cis-men not feeling ‘manly enough’ is not the same. it’s caused by systemic and internalized sexism, cis-men have certain expectations that can be really damaging to young boys, aka epel. cis-men shame other cis-men for not being masculine enough, for not ‘being a man’ which i don’t think is the same as a trans man not feeling secure in his own masculinity. it’s still bad, but it’s not exactly the same. and because cis-men feel ashamed, this topic is rarely acknowledged in media, so i think epel is really good representation. it’s important that he, and other men realize that they’re not any less of a man even if they don’t exhibit “masculine” traits. i obviously don’t blame people for hc a character as trans if they’re projecting though. it’s just annoying when people don’t understand the complexities of a character and simplify it to a degree where it’s more damaging than good

TJIS ❗ ❗ ❗ ❗ ❗ ❗ ILYSM/P

[dual-domination]

For the made up fic title: The Geese

Xiazi and Xiaoge were lost in the forest. Everything they found for days was poisonous there, supposed fruits, weird animals, killer fungi (don't ask me how the air itself didn't cause poisoning in such an environment). They found nothing edible for a long time. When they finally escaped the forest and reached open fields, all they wanted most (before a nap) was to eat. In the field, they encountered a wild goose, and Xiazi could already taste the goose roasted on the fire. While Xiaoge was making the fire, Xiazi chased after the goose, only to discover that it had a wife and half a dozen goslings. With his mind made up, he turned back to Xiaoge, "We'll have to find something else to eat." "Did you fail?" "Take a good look at me, Yaba. Do I look like a home wrecker?!" Not knowing what it was about and with his stomach growling with hunger, Xiaoge nodded.

[fixaidea]

Best of HeiPing - AO3 edition

As requested by @meluci-fer based on the Totally Objective and Very Correct Opinion of Tumblr user Fixaidea (with the occasional guest appearance by Wu Xie as part of a V-shaped poly setup).

Caring for Your Zhang Qiling: A Practical Guide by Anonymous - Glasses saves A-Kun before Grandpa Chen finds him. Bittersweet and lovely.

A Moment to Breathe by Anonymous - Glasses and Xiaoge relax after robbing a tomb, a cute and fluffy oneshot.

Message Received by MountainRose - This one is a smutty oneshot. It's from Glasses' POV and his cheeky humour carries through the whole narration. It's as cute and funny as it is hot.

Solitude by Anonymous - 'The thing about loving Yaba was that it was supposed to be safe.' Yeah, this one hurts. :)

end this night by Anonymous - 'Yaba was crying' This one is lovely and bittersweet.

Aftermath by Boketto_cafune - This one is not so much smut, but (as the title suggests) the aftermath of thereof. Very soft and gentle (ft. Wu Xie).

[ohyka]

and the rest of the redraws

deprived of kisses... again...

[mekare-art]

Also on AO3.

Title: So Kiss Me Sweet With Your Warm Wet Mouth

credit for my reference goes to @piningintrovert who posted a wonderful gifset of a BL show I don‘t know.

[qilingxiong]

i'm rotating reboot novel heiping in my mind now and forever

[bean-in-dice]

Non Pingxie Chinese Fic Recs

Part 2

Part 1, Part 3

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1. Heihua fic where Xiaohua works overtime and Xiazi tries to get him to talk about stress and relax.

【黑花】变成猫咪就可以尽情害怕

2. Xiazi talks to Wu Xie about the difficulties of raising flowers and cats, and Wu Xie is as dumb as always

【黑花】养花不养猫

3. Li Cu on Shahai era Wu Xie (and about what he's heard about Zhang Qiling)

【瓶邪】摩挲。

4. Li Cu and Su Wan get lost and Wu Xie gets called by police.

【瓶邪】苏万说我好大了，我二十了（上）

5. Heihua snowball fight

【黑花】一个脑洞

6. A short and sweet Heixie in training era

领如蝤蛴

7. Huaxie hang out in one of Xiaohua's remote places

Instant Noodles & Cigarettes

8. (Same author. Highly rec everything by them) Shahi era Heixie.... I don't know how to describe this. You have to read it.

狗牌

9. I dunno why but don't usually like actor aus (maybe because they kind of give an RPF vibe without being rpf? Idk) but I enjoyed this Actor!Xiazi and Scripwriter!Wu Xie story

【邪黑】潜规则���正文+番外）

10. Cute and short Racoon!Xiazi and Kitty!Xiaohua au

【黑花】A Fair Tale

11. Huaxie marry off meimei

【盗笔|秀花邪】我们仨

12. Huaxie hangout at a bar after work

【盗笔|花邪】布鲁斯之夜

13. Huaxie in a world that NASA predicted will end in 30 years. An amazing read.

【盗笔|花邪】如果一生只有三十岁 大纲

14. Huaxie in a world where all romantic pairings are decided and enforced by a system.

【盗笔|花邪】第1001次重逢

15. Xiaohua hears a rumor that Xiazi is impotent

众所周知，黑瞎子是个阳痿

16. Heihua soulmate au

解雨臣四次嫌弃他的灵魂伴侣，一次他认命了

17. Heihua being wholesome fucked up weirdos (what's new). No dolphins were harmed in the making of this fic (I think).

鱼丸粗面

18. The only two Pangxie Chinese fics I was able to find :(

【胖邪】走了

【胖邪】一辈子都可以

19. Epistolary HeiXie

【邪黑】致吾友

20. HuaXie, Wu Xie gets to see what it's like when Xiaohua is drunk. It's Explicit and idk why it's labelled All Xie, it's not

All邪娱乐圈——流欢17

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See here for Pingxie fic recs

[laireshi]

xiaoge going through a full room of zombies until he's the only one left standing--

that is, him and xiazi still at the door

"what?" he says when xiaoge raises a eyebrow. "i'm appreciating the view."

he would've helped if necessary, but it wasn't, and zhang qiling in motion is a thing of beauty