#heiping

[fixaidea]

Like 70% of Heiping fic on AO3 (including some of the best) are set on Anonymous.

Anon I respect your privacy but if you're out there somewhere, just know I love you, you're doing the Lord's work. T.T

[bean-in-dice]

Non Pingxie Chinese Fic Recs

Part 3

Part 1, Part 2

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1. Heihua and Xilaimian's couple therapy.

【黑花】金牌调解

2. Another excellent series of Wu Xie observing Heihua

【黑花】北京流水账

3. Su Wan on Shahai era Heihua

【黑花】归雪

4. Heihua, breaking up, making up and birthdays

【黑花】潮汐

5. Wu Xie pov where Heihua turn into babies

【黑花】雨村流水账 Chapter 4: 花有重开日

6. Heihua Good Omens au

【黑花】战争启示录

7. This is a Pingxie fic with a lot of Cuxie where it dwells on Li Cu's one sided affection, followed by Pingxie getting together.

I don't normally read Cuxie but really loved this one.

【瓶邪】此时此刻

8. Brilliant, heart breakingly beautiful oneshot where Wu Xie decides to get a vasectomy because... yeah. Contains some HuaXie and some more with female characters, no Pingxie. I highly rec this fic tho

太子

9. Huaxie in the era where Wu Xie was snake venoming and drinking sprite by himself. E-rated, from Xiaohua 2nd person pov.

【花邪】黑盒·其一

10. Zhang Haike/Zhang Qiling, back when Zhang Qiling first started working as the patriarch.

【客瓶】《他那时爱吃，张海客一直记到现在》

11. Heihua seaside vacation au where rich businessman Xiaohua meets lifeguard/tourist guide and other odd-jobby Xiazi. Fun read with very witty banter.

【黑花】海螺先生

12. Wu Xie on shaving his head

【瓶邪】头发

13. Wu Xie on Xiaoge's hood

【瓶邪】瓶盖

14. At Golmud, ZQL is the warden, Wu Xie is a psychiatry professor, Xiazi is the Dean, Li Cu the kid Wu Xie plans adopt after marriage, and Su Wan the new intern. Su Wan pov from the moment he arrives at the sanatorium to slowly uncovering the mysteries underneath its perfect facade. A quick, amazing read full of suspense and witty humor, contains confirmed offscreen Pingxie, offscreen Huaxie backstory and suggested Heixie.

【黑邪/ALL邪】格尔木疯人院

15. An amazing Xiazi pov Heixie, with introspection and character study after Xiazi went fully blind in Ghost Banquet, how he tries to readjust himself in the world and his deep love and care for Wu Xie

今世

16. XiuHuaHeiXiePang have a meal together. Yes you read that right.

【黑邪/花秀】不應有恨

17. A 3rd person pov from a gay stranger who gets acquainted with Wu Xie in his Guan Gen era, and his observations of Wu Xie and later, Pingxie. Full of admiration, slight hero worship but also grounded realism.

【瓶邪】你有没有见过他

18. HeiPingXie extremely E Dom/Sub fic, very sweet and lovely despite the intensity

【黑瓶邪】絨布收納盒

19. By the same writer, SFW gentle HeiXie

【黑邪】我發誓一點都不想你

20. A very interesting take on what might possibly happen to Xiazi after the still unfinished novel Ghost Banquet

[瓶黑] 《如是我闻》

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See here for Pingxie fic recs

[eirenical]

🌹

I am TERRIBLE at sticking to the "one flower-one sentence" thing. XD

How about some Heiping for you on this lovely evening? ^_^

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Xiazi laid Yaba gently down on the bed, laughing softly as Yaba clung to him when he tried to stand back up.  He reached up to disentangle Yaba's limbs from his body, smiling widely as Yaba immediately turned onto his side and curled into the pillows, his nose wrinkling as his eyes squeezed shut.  Xiazi stepped away, moving about the room to take stock of what was available.

Aaaaaah.  Yes, that would do nicely.

[dual-domination]

@sagittariusdarkarrow ARJUNNNNNNNNNN LOOK HERE

Hei Xiazi found this random hobby of just feeding Xiaoge at random times while in tombs.

Xiaoge sort of just takes the food cuz why not, it’s free.

[copper-coin3pers0nn]

watery x Bingo all yaou😍😍

that’s so skibidi

I love wtaery and bingo ball

tehe

Okay bye

[dual-domination]

For the made up fic title: The Geese

Xiazi and Xiaoge were lost in the forest. Everything they found for days was poisonous there, supposed fruits, weird animals, killer fungi (don't ask me how the air itself didn't cause poisoning in such an environment). They found nothing edible for a long time. When they finally escaped the forest and reached open fields, all they wanted most (before a nap) was to eat. In the field, they encountered a wild goose, and Xiazi could already taste the goose roasted on the fire. While Xiaoge was making the fire, Xiazi chased after the goose, only to discover that it had a wife and half a dozen goslings. With his mind made up, he turned back to Xiaoge, "We'll have to find something else to eat." "Did you fail?" "Take a good look at me, Yaba. Do I look like a home wrecker?!" Not knowing what it was about and with his stomach growling with hunger, Xiaoge nodded.

[weldnas]

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[grapecaseschoices]

Are there any games with demos and finished games that you reccomend?

Off the bat: The Exile [blog @/exilethegame], Infamous [blog @/infamous-if], Fallen Hero: Rebirth & Retribution

Others off the top of my head: The Our Life Series [I haven't done Baxter or Derek's DLCs but they seem as loved as Cove's; and ofc I am excited for Now and Forever]; I flip flop on which I like more Disenchanted or Reaper's Bay, so have both; Well I really liked the Decoy's demo -- the writing style clicks with my brain and I am a sucker for sibling dynamics; I haven't played the finished products YET but The Golden Rose and A Mage Reborn --loooooved their demos. I'm just starting to get too tired to link, but they're on COG/Hosted Games.

I suppose I recommend TWC -- the same way I would recommend season 1 of Merlin or Teen Wolf. The Wayhaven Chronicles and I, we're the Mikaelson siblings of The Originals -- the Lannisters of GOT; in the whole convoluted we stab each other but there is some form of love there. It is Tywin and I am Tyrion /I am also highly dramatic about a vampire dating sims game.

oh, and there is Bloomic Panic too.

[zerozivan]

Heipe goes for a cannonball in the snow!

[astranauticus]

i feel like i do not have nearly enough knowledge of dmbj lore to make this post but also the thought of a dmbj/orv crossover has been haunting me for ages bc zhang qiling and yoo joonghyuk have very similar themes of like identity/personhood/memory going on and wu xie and kim dokja are very similar degrees of. protagonist (extremely derogatory)

[fixaidea]

Best of HeiPing - AO3 edition

As requested by @meluci-fer based on the Totally Objective and Very Correct Opinion of Tumblr user Fixaidea (with the occasional guest appearance by Wu Xie as part of a V-shaped poly setup).

Caring for Your Zhang Qiling: A Practical Guide by Anonymous - Glasses saves A-Kun before Grandpa Chen finds him. Bittersweet and lovely.

A Moment to Breathe by Anonymous - Glasses and Xiaoge relax after robbing a tomb, a cute and fluffy oneshot.

Message Received by MountainRose - This one is a smutty oneshot. It's from Glasses' POV and his cheeky humour carries through the whole narration. It's as cute and funny as it is hot.

Solitude by Anonymous - 'The thing about loving Yaba was that it was supposed to be safe.' Yeah, this one hurts. :)

end this night by Anonymous - 'Yaba was crying' This one is lovely and bittersweet.

Aftermath by Boketto_cafune - This one is not so much smut, but (as the title suggests) the aftermath of thereof. Very soft and gentle (ft. Wu Xie).

[bean-in-dice]

Non Pingxie Chinese Fic Recs

Part 2

Part 1, Part 3

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1. Heihua fic where Xiaohua works overtime and Xiazi tries to get him to talk about stress and relax.

【黑花】变成猫咪就可以尽情害怕

2. Xiazi talks to Wu Xie about the difficulties of raising flowers and cats, and Wu Xie is as dumb as always

【黑花】养花不养猫

3. Li Cu on Shahai era Wu Xie (and about what he's heard about Zhang Qiling)

【瓶邪】摩挲。

4. Li Cu and Su Wan get lost and Wu Xie gets called by police.

【瓶邪】苏万说我好大了，我二十了（上）

5. Heihua snowball fight

【黑花】一个脑洞

6. A short and sweet Heixie in training era

领如蝤蛴

7. Huaxie hang out in one of Xiaohua's remote places

Instant Noodles & Cigarettes

8. (Same author. Highly rec everything by them) Shahi era Heixie.... I don't know how to describe this. You have to read it.

狗牌

9. I dunno why but don't usually like actor aus (maybe because they kind of give an RPF vibe without being rpf? Idk) but I enjoyed this Actor!Xiazi and Scripwriter!Wu Xie story

【邪黑】潜规则（正文+番外）

10. Cute and short Racoon!Xiazi and Kitty!Xiaohua au

【黑花】A Fair Tale

11. Huaxie marry off meimei

【盗笔|秀花邪】我们仨

12. Huaxie hangout at a bar after work

【盗笔|花邪】布鲁斯之夜

13. Huaxie in a world that NASA predicted will end in 30 years. An amazing read.

【盗笔|花邪】如果一生只有三十岁 大纲

14. Huaxie in a world where all romantic pairings are decided and enforced by a system.

【盗笔|花邪】第1001次重逢

15. Xiaohua hears a rumor that Xiazi is impotent

众所周知，黑瞎子是个阳痿

16. Heihua soulmate au

解雨臣四次嫌弃他的灵魂伴侣，一次他认命了

17. Heihua being wholesome fucked up weirdos (what's new). No dolphins were harmed in the making of this fic (I think).

鱼丸粗面

18. The only two Pangxie Chinese fics I was able to find :(

【胖邪】走了

【胖邪】一辈子都可以

19. Epistolary HeiXie

【邪黑】致吾友

20. HuaXie, Wu Xie gets to see what it's like when Xiaohua is drunk. It's Explicit and idk why it's labelled All Xie, it's not

All邪娱乐圈——流欢17

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See here for Pingxie fic recs

[eirenical]

heiping or xieping and bruises?

Thanks @laireshi!

If anyone else wants to send ships/characters and prompts for the three sentence meme, feel free! ^_^

Yaba stared upwards, lips moving in patterns that only barely resembled words, more often resembled the first syllable of Xiazi's name, and Xiazi was not going to think about that, he wasn't, because Yaba was going to be fine; there were no other options.

But the bruises beneath his skin were spreading, dark and ominous and whispering of internal bleeding that Xiazi didn't have the tools to stop, and Yaba was shit at clotting besides; they'd talked about that, about how important it was for Yaba to be more careful now that he had a life he wanted to keep living.

And they were miles away from civilized help, but his erstwhile apprentice had a sixth sense for this, for Yaba being in trouble, and if Xiazi could just keep Yaba awake, keep him going until help arrived, then they'd all be laughing about this in a month's time... right?

[doodlespheresys]

heip

[lilacnothlit]

Tobias getting stuck in baby morph may be my favorite implication of this chart. (Even better if the baby can fIy.)

one difference between the undersiders and the animorphs is that the undersider height chart is "average undersider is not absurdly tall. Height Georgs brian laborn and taylor hebert were outliers and should not have been counted" and the animorph heart chart is "average animorph is not absurdly short. Lack Of Height Georgs cassie and marco were outliers and should not have been counted"

[monkeyislandtwo]

hey guys f0r the I0ve 0f g0d pIease heIp me. my O and L keys have st0pped w0rking