#heilstatten

[hannahwatcheshorror]

HAUNTED HOSPITAL: HEILSTÄTTEN (2018)

This is a really weird German found footage film that mixes the aesthetics of an abandoned sanatorium with prank youtube. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t. The twist is interesting, the movie is interesting, it plays a lot like an episode of Ghost Adventures but with actual activity . The actors do a good job with the script, overall not a bad film, just a bit plain. The story itself is new but the spooks were not (though I did like when the unlocked chain turned into a continuous loop chain, that was fun, Grave Encounters-y).

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(Trigger Warning Suicide)

This movie is based around a bunch of youtubers who are trying to get mad views so they do a spooky challenge by breaking the law and going to an old tuberculosis sanitarium (because nothing is more frightening than breaking the law). We have your classic annoying prankster brothers,  a beauty guru, and a young upstart who is looking for her place on the internet (wouldn’t know anything about that hahaha please follow my blog). Theo is our tour guide and he is very straight forward about not liking the pranksters content, it is ruining today's youth! Theo also wants to make sure everyone is very appreciative of the heavy history that comes with the Haunted Hospital for no reason in particular, don’t you mind one bit.

As the kids begin to set up for the evening creepy stuff starts to happen and the beauty guru gets a jump scare by another random guy who they tell to fuck off and he does but little do they know it’s to be the first death of the movie! Dun dun dun! Only after our beauty babe sees a full bodied (and full bloodied) apparition in the bathtub and literal writing on the wall do our first group of two (2) attempt to leave when they discover the real dead body of the guy and things become really real for all of them. Everyone starts trying to get out but of course they all split up to do it, and Theo is in the basement all alone so the daring duo go down to find him. He is in the basement alright, but so is something else, all three (3) kids in the basement get got. 

The final prank brother goes down and in a rather gruesome scene with an elevator cable we are down to just the young upstart, Marnie. She has actually been in Heilstätten before with her sister and Theo and when they were here Marnie saw an apparition which somehow led to an accident where her sister is now in a wheelchair. Marine claims she came back for Theo’s safety but he is certain she only came for youtube clout. This becomes clear when we find out that Theo isn’t dead after all, he was doing a “prank” this whole time. Turns out he has a weird goth girlfriend and they bugged the whole sanatorium just to haunt these kids and kidnap them. He starts to do surgery on them but the whole “Marnie being missing” thing was really bumming him out so he had to go chase her, but she gets away!

I guess we are to believe that Theo and his girlfriend killed the annoying pranksters and the beauty vlogger because no cops ever showed up? They kind of just left that part off like Marnie ran all the way home and never said a damn thing to anyone about anything, not even her sister (but she had to, right? She was covered in blood or blood like substance). I wish they would have just had a little more on the ending there to make the movie complete. Sure it was nice to see Theos end and that his girlfriend was kinda/maybe a spooky ghost the whole time though but still. Pretty crazy to think Theo would do that just for a video though. I suppose it just goes to show that some people will do anything for other people's attention (please comment, like, reblog, and follow for more reviews).

[lostintimenl]

An urbex video from this hospital: https://youtu.be/Epv8gzX8ymE

Abandoned hospital (Beelitz Heilstatten) Germany Sep 2008

[zack4x4]

HOSPITAL BEELITZ-HEILSTATTEN EN ALEMANIA: EL HOSPITAL DE HITLER

Hospital de Hitler TRANSMITE DESESPERACIÓN LOS PECADOS DEL PASADO RESUENAN EN LAS SALAS VACÍAS DEL HOSPITAL BEELITZ-HEILSTATTEN EN ALEMANIA. Mientras las enredaderas estrangulan los edificios de ladrillo y los árboles crecen en las grietas del hormigón, la naturaleza parece decidida a borrar los dolorosos recuerdos de la enfermedad, la guerra y las atrocidades nazis. Sin embargo, el pasado…

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[zombilenium]

Beelitz-Heilstätten Hospital, Beelitz, Germany,

Credit: proj3ctm4yh3m.com

[almasgeeks]

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[the-splatterquarian-digest]

Found Footage Fridays presents Haunted Hospital: Heilstatten!

Who doesn’t love YouTubers? Who doesn’t love it when they urban trek to an abandoned hospital and get decimated like cattle in an abbatoir?

[utoshi-san]

Я так быстро осилила ещё десяток тайтлов, что даже не заметила 😅

"Проклятье Аннабель 3" очень понравилось, много крипоты и захватывающий сюжет, ни капельки не разочаровал.

"Детские игры" я бы назвала кровавым, но рассчитанным на более подростковую аудиторию, ужастиком. Годно и смотрибельно и даже трогательно местами.

"Ма" не смотря на плохие отзывы решилась посмотреть и не разочарована, потому что фильм действительно не плох и сама история мне понравилась.

"Маленькие монстры" забавная чёрная комедия про зомби апокалипсис, вполне подойдёт для разового просмотра или для фанатов жанра.

"Маленькое красное платье" тот случай, когда артхаус снят как нужно - мрачно, атмосферно и с душой!

"Оно 2" не уступило первой части, от некоторых моментов я чуть не отложила кирпичей 😂 очень достойное продолжение и экранизация романа моего любимого Кинга!

"Обитель тьмы" довольно банально, не страшно, актерская игра очень так себе. Рекомендовать язык не пошевелится.

"Музыкальная глухота" в которой меня заинтересовало описание, оказался унылым и очень скучным недоужастиком с каким-то маразматичным дедом-убийцей 😅 для кого это снимали не понятно?

"Король лев" в детстве безумно нравился этот мульт, рыдала на просмотре как мразь и подпевала все песни. Фильм снят просто потрясающе, сюжет полностью идентичен, только звери как живые. И снова ничего не изменилось и я опять рыдала как мразь 😂

"Птичий дозор" довольно постедственный мультик о птицах (которых я не люблю) для мелкоты, потому что взрослым явно будет скучно и не интересно.

[oneofusnet]

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[gebo4482]

Heilstatten

[gothbutterfly]

Beelitz-Heilstatten Sanatorium, Germany

[justineportraits]

Lady Schnaps  The devil takes my mind, Self portrait in  Beelitz Heilstatten's Sanatorium 2009

[lostintimenl]

An urbex video from this hospital: https://youtu.be/Epv8gzX8ymE

Abandoned hospital (Beelitz Heilstatten) Germany Sep 2008

[mr-bossman1]

Source: www.bukowskis.com - Dana Sederowsky “Gym Beelitz Heilstatten, 2013.

[doodido5]

อาคารโรงพยาบาลร้างแห่งนี้สร้างขึ้นในปี พ.ศ. 2441 โดยมีอาคารประมาณ 60 หลังตั้งอยู่ในย่าน Beelitz Heilstatten ระหว่างปีพ. ศ. 2441 ถึง 2473

[chrislaguna1-blog]

Beelitz Heilstatten (D) May 2014 #abandoned #sanatorium #Germany Click the link for more pics and history about this location: http://www.lost-in-time-ue.nl/index.php?mact=Gallery,m6e73e,default,1&m6e73edir=HOSPITAL-AND-CARING%2F3-6-2014-Beelitz-Heilstatten-D-May-2014&m6e73ereturnid=56&pagina=56