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[katrasining]

hehehehehe mafia au heheheh

[ryonello]

el wolfwood wednesday

[mercy-burning]

tomorrow. 10am cst.

[foreverinthepagesofhistory]

royal women + text post memes ✨💗

(thanks friends who participated!)

[thatotherman001]

Hello! I’m Tomás! The unofficial Easter Bunny! Have this vegan chocolate egg and a mind-reading Easter card that says whatever you deserve when you open it!

They didn’t really understand the card (they can’t read English) but I think they’ll find out what they deserve most eventually :3

[tangledinink]

MORE QUESTIONS IT IS

For Gemini, when the whole family finally gets together, what's the easiest aspect of that family reunion? The most difficult? Favorite and least favorite? (According to any of them - go nuts)

Oh gosh and golly what a fun question. Mild spoilers ahead. And, like... so much text 'cause this is a great question.

For the most part, they are all gonna end up essentially moving in with Draxum, (with the exception of April, who just visits all the time.) Splinter first, Obby eventually, and then Leo and Donnie even more eventually after that. The easiest part of this process is that Obby Raph is such a gd sweetheart. He is the most agreeable little guy alive; he will bend over backwards for his siblings to make sure things go as smoothly as possible. And, I mean... Don't get me wrong. This is a problem! :) But it's still the easiest part!

The most difficult thing is... almost everything else. Some highlights include:

Draxum, Mikey, and his sisters VS April and Casey Just. Like... as a whole.

The twins are, like... a little feral? Like, yes, they're fancy little rich boys, but they're also goddamn creechurs and adrenaline junkies. They've spent the past four years fighting for their lives in a gladiator pit on a regular basis, constantly smacking the "survival instinct" button, which is, as it just so happens, right next to the "animal instinct" button. If they are not 100% on top of "I am being a polite member of society and will not be embarrassing my mother or creating any negative publicity for my brand today," then there's, like, lowkey a 50/50 chance at any given time that they will fucking bite you.

("Look," Leo argues firmly. "If you don't wanna get bitten by Donnie, you shouldn't come up from behind him when he's eating!!! You were basically asking for it, this is so not his fault!")

And that's not even addressing the shameless lengths that they will go to try to get an adrenaline hit when they're no longer performing in the Battle Nexus...

The awkwardness of Splinter trying so desperately to get closer to his children while also trying to respect their boundaries and also trying to fucking de-program all of them at the same time, jfc

In terms of favorites/least favorites?...

MIKEY gets along with all his siblings relatively well, though LEO will hold a grudge against him for a WHILE about the whole 'kidnapping Donnie' thing... But Mikey will make up for it eventually. Over time, he and THE TWINS will grow pretty close-- DONNIE in particular. At least at first, he BY FAR has the worst relationship with APRIL and CASEY.

RAPH is closest with CASEY, but he also gets alone with all of his siblings relatively well! He takes a shining to MIKEY'S LITTLE SISTERS in particular right away. His relationship with MIKEY is somewhat strained for a while. He really wishes that he would stop calling Casey "Acceptable Human Number Two."

LEO's favorite will always be DONNIE, and while he is capable of getting along with all of his siblings, he has the hardest time with MIKEY at first, as he holds a grudge against him for kidnapping his twin. Eventually, however, they'll grow a lot closer, due to Reasons. He harbors a lot of distrust towards DRAXUM for a very long time-- which allows him and SPLINTER something to bond over.

DONNIE's favorite will always be LEO, and while he is NOT a fan of MIKEY for quite some time, he will eventually warm up to him and the two will become very close. He also gets along very well with VENUS, as he appreciates her cerebral approach to things, and they tend to have a lot in common. He tends to get annoyed with RAPH'S tendency to be a pushover. Once he warms up to APRIL, the two of them will become fast friends.

SPLINTER adores all of his children, but he and VENUS in particular grow close to each other right away. She is the first to warm up to him. The second is LEO. For obvious reasons, he holds a lot of distrust and resentment towards DRAXUM, but given that three of his children were raised by him and have no intention of moving out any time soon, he is forced to put this aside and tolerate him as much as possible.

VENUS considers herself closest with MIKEY and her YOUNGER SISTER, of course, but she grows close with SPLINTER right away, and likewise finds herself having a lot in common with DONNIE. Somewhat surprisingly, she would consider her most difficult relationship to be with DRAXUM. She holds APRIL and CASEY at arm's length and regards them with distrust for some time, given their... heritage.

MIKEY'S YOUNGEST SISTER (who I have yet to reveal/introduce, though most of you have already guessed! It's JENNIKA, of course!) considers herself closest with MIKEY and VENUS for obvious reasons, but she also gets along very well with RAPH, and, surprisingly CASEY and APRIL once she meets them. She has a harder time with LEO and DONNIE, as she views them as being somewhat stuck up/snobby at first.

CASEY is, of course, closest with RAPH, though she also gets along very well with JENNIKA. She and APRIL butt heads sometimes, but they have an immediate unspoken alliance as the only two humans. She easily has the worst relationship with MIKEY to begin with, and intends to beat his ass the next time he refers to her as "Acceptable Human Number Two."

APRIL is closest with SPLINTER, but she also gets along very well with DONNIE and JENNIKA once she gets to know them, and though she and CASEY butt heads, they have an immediate unspoken alliance as the only two humans. She has a very hard time trusting DRAXUM for a very long time. She originally has a very strained relationship with MIKEY, and intends to beat his ass the next time he refers to her as "Acceptable Human Number One."

[bapple117]

A sneaky peek of something...

You're gonna be waiting a while to read this one, folks!

Over at the Bapple's Orchard Discord Server, the wonderful @impale-me-radio-daddy had the fantastic idea to organise a very extravagant game of telephone, with Radiostatic as our driving lifeforce (what's new there?)

It all starts with a single prompt: a chance encounter, taking shelter from acid rain. I'll admit I pretty much begged the group to be the one to start us off, as I was desperate to write Radiostatic having a fluffy moment under an awning 👁👅👁☔️ (Good Omens invoked)

We have a combination of writers and artists collaborating on this project, so stay tuned cause it's gonna be EPIC (lol). The collection will be published on AO3 when it's completed, which won't be for a several months, we predict - BUT. You can always come hang in the server to witness some behind-the-scenes progress updates, and I will be sure to shout about it everywhere when the collection is revealed!

Now... I have to finish proofreading, then it's time to hand the reins over to @chefskjssart to continue the game with some artwork...

[duncanor]

Trick or Treat ! >:3

Ahah, dents de vampire for ya.... AH GET BOOPED IDIOT *BOOPS YOU* *BOOPS YOU* *BOOPS Y-

[deritosmi]

Do you have a spidersona? If so, wanna talk about them?

OH MY GOD I LITERALLY KICKED MY LEGS WHEN I SAW THIS!!!!!!

HEHE YES I HAVE A SPIDERSONA YES I WANNA TALK ABOUT THEM OMG

I LOVE YOU!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAH OKAY SO

his name is dolce (for now)

For like seventy million years I didn’t know that you could make a spider sona that wasn’t extremely similar to yourself so I might change a lot of stuff about him pls be patient:)

I have yet to design eir suit buuuuut I HAVE drawn their face (trying to mimic spiderverse style)

I’ll say I think it was pretty good for the first time but I think the lineart was a bit too thick and the eyes weren’t really faithful to the spiderverse style so I’m probably gonna redraw (and redesign a little bit)

BUT ANYWAYYYYY (tee hee)

here he is!!!

My spider-sona 👍👍

Earth-143

Preferred name: Dolce (pronounced Dol•che)

Surname: Patal 

Nickname(s): 

Dookie 

he protested against this

Dolly 

he protested against this

Cheche 

he protested against this

Eight 

only used by fellow heroes

Phanny 

he absolutely hates this 

Cryptid name(s):

Eight Eyes

Explanation for Eight Eyes

The back of Dolce’s suit has a design that resembles a set of eight eyes. The first person who ever saw him only saw his back, hence the name.

Hero name: Phantom-8 (or just Spider-Man)

Pronouns: He/They/E/It (spivak)

Background 

Personality: INFP-T

Zodiac: I don’t know yet :)

He was bitten by an UNDEAD radioactive spider and now he fights against ghosts (in secret).

Rather than being seen as a hero, he’s seen as a cryptid(and his presence has caused more business and tourism in his little town.)

Living in a suburban neighbourhood in Atlanta (but don’t worry, he can roller-skate to get to crime scenes quickly.)

Powers and Skills

Skills

Skating

He can skate at 70mph.

Lying

he’s actually good at it 

Only does it for his secret identity

Spider Related

Spider-sense 

Tingling feeling in his brain that tells him something bad is coming (and what direction ‘something bad’ is coming from)

 High pain tolerance 

See: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MajorInjuryUnderreaction

Natural web fluid

spinnerets developed in his arms when he was bit

Shoot web fluid when they are pressed

Super strength

He can lift 10.5 tons

Ghost Related 

Intangibility 

allows him to phase through anything (except ghosts) at will

Allows him to touch ghosts 

Invisibility

self explanatory 

At will

Doesn’t work on ghosts

Relationships 

Earth-143

Wade Wilson - librarian.

Dolce is apart of the teen advisory board of the public library.

Wade is like a weird uncle figure.

(I love deadpool!!!)

Dolce is super distant with pretty much everyone. He doesn’t hang out with anyone.

Spider-Society

He’s still really distant but he’s a little more willing to be open since everyone there is like him.

He doesn’t really like the idea of making sacrifices to maintain the canon but he doesn’t really have anywhere else to go after being outed to his parents as a trans boy.

Dolce’s Feelings Towards Certain People 

Miguel O’Hara

avoids

Slightly dislikes

tries to be friendly 

Lyla

Friendly

Neutral

Jessica Drew

Avoids

But treats nicer than Miguel

Neutral

Peter B. Parker

Does not avoid

Friendly

doesn’t want to talk much 

Neutral

Pavitr Prabharker

friendly 

doesn’t talk much

Good impression 

Likes by association (Hobie)

Gwendolyn Stacy

friendly

doesn’t talk much

Good impression 

Likes by association (Hobie)

Hobart Brown

very friendly 

Talks a little bit more in comparison to other people 

Likes 

Margo Kess

don’t interact much 

Neutral

Miles Morales 

doesn’t know anything about him

Likes by association (Hobie)

Web slinger

Kinda Likes

Shy-ish

Likes the horse too

Spider Noir 

Unsure

Never talks

Peni Parker

Likes

Talk about interests frequently 

I JUST WANNA SAY TYSM FOR ASKING THIS THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOUUU

you have NO idea how happy this makes me

[neoneun-au]

3.6k words now into chapter 5 of chm we are cooookkiiiiiiing

[queen-scribbles]

Man, y'all just wait until I, yanno, actually get my hands on BG3/a computer that can run it, I'm gonna be absolutely insufferable.

[tasteybeefcake]

support trans wrongs

that's it. that's the post. send

[melitheduck]

I DID IT

I REACHED MY GOAL!!! TO GET THE THIRD PAW HEHEHEHEHEHEHEH

[trishthepotato]

It's Saturday, it's NSFW posting ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Like usual you can see the full in Destroying Nick and i always warned you it's bottom Nick

[fishoutoflovebeach]

i apologize for the greg lake spam… it will happen again

[thatotherman001]

UUUUUU ARE MY COOL MUTUAL THAT I LOVE SM!! 💗♥️💗♥️💗💗♥️💗♥️