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[katrasining]

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[thepocketeater]

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who wants to make a band go on a BATS-like escapade to take down the us government

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[vulpixisananimal]

[A:4 C:72]

[Thai belongs to @lavender-tea-dragon]

(Siffrin) {Mal Du Pays} <Null> |Asterion| +Rosmarinus+ =Socks= [Loop] [(Saffron)] 

(A few militia people were already being patched up just inside the southern gate when you arrived, Gina and a local Housemaiden working hard. A stranger stood at the archway, watching the scene that was playing out in front of them.)

(You passed by them all in a flash.)

(The place was a battlefield, a multitude of weaker sadness encroaching on the gate, being barely held off by a few other militia people and another Housemaiden. But that’s not what worried you, what worried you was the large snakelike sadness that had Ark in a pinch.)

(And the two BLINDING Monets standing just in front of it.)

“What did YOU DO!!!” <You stormed up to them, slicing through any sadness in your way.> 

<Perci spun on a heel.> “AH- S-siffrin! I-”

<Your fist was en-route to his face when it was stopped by Merlons palm.> “This isn’t our doing, Stargazer!”

“Like void it is!!!” (You yelled.) “The city’s under attack and you’re not doing ANYTHING?!? Help Ark fight!!! Just kill this thing and-”

“THAI!!!” (Arks commanding voice cut through your words.) “PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF CHANGE, SNAP OUT OF IT!!! PLEASE!!!”

(. . . Snap, out of it?)

<. . . . Ssshhhhhit. You turn to the snake-like sadness. It had porcelain scales, it had a broken heart blade of a tail, it had wings on its head that resembled Arks earring. . .>

��. . O-oh my Stars.” (You mumbled, stepping back.)

“Yes, Siffrin! Do you want me to kill our friend?” (Percival snaps back.) “Oh yes, wonderful idea! I’ll get right on that! Idiot!!!”

“Siffrin!” (Isabeau calls from near the gate, fighting off sadness.) “What’s going on!?!?”

“It’s Thai!!! He-” (You’re interrupted by Perci grabbing your cloak and pulling you down, just out of the way of a tailswipe from the snake.)

“Eye up, savior.” <You could hear his smugness, it was disgusting.> “Go with Merlon and help your friends, I’ll figure out how to fix this.”

“But I-” 

“Cici-”

“My love, your craft is too volatile for this, and you are too rash and don’t know mind craft.” <Perci takes his gloves off.> “I can handle this.”

“. . . I trust you, dear.” <Merlon nods and turns to strike against the waves of sadness.>

“. . . Don’t make me regret this.” <You hiss, before drawing your sword and dashing into the sadness swarm.>

<They were stronger than the first swarm, but still weak compared to you. Still, it was tough, very tough. You danced from one sadness to another, slicing clean through them all with ease until you were back to back with Isabeau.>

“What’s with the snake?!?” <Isabeau asks, but you’re too focused on fighting to respond. As if on cue, the world starts to slow, you’re focused, going from one target to the next. Nothing else mattered, you just needed to hit each mark.>

<An explosion from behind you, a sadness killed by Merlon before it killed you. A turn, a twist, a dance, a mark. You keep fighting until you hear an ungodly scream from the direction of the snake. You turn to look.>

<Just in time to see Ark bitten in half.>

[You waste no time, jumping and running to the gate as soon as you're back. The bells are already ringing, but by the time you get to the south gate Thai’s already turned into that snake. You run up to the Monets.]

[Perci spun on a heel.] “AH- S-siffrin! I-”

“This isn’t our doing-”

“We know.” [You’ve done this once before.] 

[Perci raises an eyebrow, getting the message it seems. He took his gloves off.] “Go with Merlon and-”

“No.” <You draw your sword.> “You can’t handle it.”

“. . I see.” <He glances your way again.> “Fine then, savior, what should we do then~”

“You’re the mind craft user, fix this.” <With that, you jump into the fight. Ark was pinned by the snake, and you’d be blinded to let her die again.>

“I CAN’T JUST, FIX THIS!” <Perci jumped onto the snakes back, stabbing it with a sword.> “How did YOU do it?!?”

“What do you mean you can’t!!!” [You bit back, dodging a tail swipe.] “It was YOU who did this to Ramos!!!”

“And I have no idea how!!!” [Perci was flung from the snake.] “Ah- Ramos had some extreme emotion and then my connection was severed!!!”

“Blinding-” 

“WHAT are you two TALKING ABOUT!!!” [You feel Ark grab your shoulder.] “How do we fix this!!! How do we get Thai back!!!”

“I’m not-”

“MOVE!!!” [Merlons command snapped through your spine. You pulled Ark down to see the snake lunge right over you. A second later, you hear a snap. An explosion. And, you feel, scales, snake scales.]

[You, watch in horror, as Merlons craft spell killed it in one blow, and, Thais lifeless body falls to the ground-]

[(The Historian spun on a heel.)] “AH- S-siffrin! I-”

“You, fight off the sadness by the gate.” [(You command, drawing your dagger.)] “And you, help me here. Now”

[(The Historian looks at you for a moment, confused, then confident as he realizes you’ve done this before.)] “Well since you asked so nicely~”

[(You ignore him, the Astronomer running to fight the small horde.)] “The last time this happened, we destroyed the pendant you gave them to fix it.”

“Ah, that may be an issue.” [(He took his gloves off.)] “The pendant was supposed to extend my range of mind craft. If whoever did this is nearby then there’s no need for a pendant!”

“So we have to kill whoever caused this?” [(You ask, turning to him.)] “Are you sure? There wouldn’t be any other way?”

“I don’t know, but that would be a surefire way to-” [(He’s cut off by your dagger entering his throat.)]

[(You hold him there, hand to the back of his head, watching the life leave his eyes. You turn your body to block his limp form from the Astronomers sight. You look up at the snake, waiting, waiting for it to turn back into the Teavernkeeper. Waiting. Waiting. . . . . . .)]

[(But it doesn’t happen.)]

+Perci spun on a heel.+ “AH- S-siffrin! I-”

+You shut your eye tight, focusing on that memory, snatching it, and tucking it away in your room, far from the forefront of your mind. It takes a fraction of a second, but when you open your eye again, you see Percis expression.+

“. . . What did you see?” 

“. . . It doesn’t matter.” +He huffs and takes his gloves off.+ “My love, please go help defend the gate.”

“Ah, but Cici-” +Merlon starts to protest.+

“Please.” +Perci adds, and Merlon relents, joining the fight near the gate.+ “. . .”

“. . . Saffron had to make sure. I do not approve of their actions.” +You draw your dagger.+ “I’m sorry.”

“. . . Apology accepted.” +Perci grumbles.+ “I may have done the same. Now what do we do!”

“What connects mind craft and sadness!” +You rush in to help Ark.+ 

“Quite a lot!” +Perci yells back.+ “You must tame your inner sadness to learn mind craft! And you can use mind craft to boost the power of an inner sadness, like I did with Madame Odile, to draw it out!”

“What’re you two-” +Ark starts, Perci cuts her off.+

“I know doing so could cause a person to die, but I theorized that given the right circumstances it would turn them into a sadness!!! I never got to see that with Odile but this! This has to be it!”

“So, so we need to. . .” +Think, think think THINK!!! You take a step back.+

+You can’t save Thai the same way you saved Ramos, not without knowing who caused this and you KNOW it wasn’t Perci! What about with Odile? Ramos saved Odile, but that was before she fully died, or, or before she turned into a sadness. Was it too late now?!? No, just THINK!!!+

+There has to be a way. What if-+

“LOOK OUT!!!” +You look up just in time to see the snakes tail come down on you, slicing you in half.+

=Perci spun on a heel.= “AH- S-siffrin! I-”

=No no no no no you need outta here no no NO!!! SWItCH OUT TAG OUT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE-=

|Perci spun on a heel.| “AH- S-siffrin! I-”

“Merlon, defend the gate.” |You command.| “Perci, help me with this. Now!”

|The two exchanged a glance, before nodding. Merlon rushed to defend the gate, while Perci took his gloves off.| “Well! Your majesty, how many times have we done this?”

“Five times.” |You draw your sword.| “Either we find the mind craft user who did this, or wait until Ramos is here. From there, you and Ramos will fix this.”

“Why are you so sure?” |Perci asks, you’re not.| “. . . I understand.”

|You dive in, pulling Ark away from an attack that would have killed her. You hold out a fist for [Begging, Pleading!], the tears raising you and your allies' speed. A moment later, Perci lashes out with his ink splattered craft, [Prince With A Thousand Enemies!]. The sadness roars, and dives right at him.|

|The sadness is relentless, you dive in to help, attempting to divert the sadness’ attention. Ark jumps in, blocking blows with her shield. Whatever that craft skill was, it made the sadness rage, focusing on him.|

|Another blow, another strike, the snake strikes hard and fast, slithering back before relentlessly snapping at you all once again. It was a beast, a monster, a danger! How long had you been fighting?!? Stars, it was getting tiring. You could feel the craft exhaustion creeping into your body, waving a bill that you had to pay.|

|You just had to hold on. You just had to hold on a little longer!|

|You block a blow, only to be hit by that sharp tail. You stumble back, swept off your feet, fast, too fast. You blink and you’re-|

(Perci spun on a heel.) “AH- S-siffrin! I-”

“BLIND IT ALL!!!” (You stumble to your knees. Blinding, blinding, STUPID!!! BLINDING STUPID SIFFRIN!!! STUPID CONSTELLATION!!! STUPID EVERYONE!!! Curse you stupid, STUPID STARGAZER!!!)

(STUPID!!!!!!)

(People are talking to you but you ignore them. You slam a fist into the ground. Nothing was WORKING!!! WHY!!! Why was this one so TOUGH!!! What is WRONG with you!!! You’re useless, useless useless USELESS!!! You should just DIE already!)

(Yeah, that seems like a good idea!!! Just DIE!!!)

(You should just lay over and die so at least the worms will get to have something good from your useless blinding-)

“SNAP OUT OF IT!!!” (A sword stabs into the ground inches from your face. You look up, and Ark is holding a hand out to you.)

“I, but I can’t-”

 “YES YOU CAN!” (She kneels down.) “Listen, I dunno what the crab is happening here! What’s going on between you and the Monets, what’s going on with Thai, anything like that! But I know one thing, I don’t care! I don’t BLINDING CARE!!!”

(Blinding-)

“I know that the city’s in danger, and I know my partner’s still in there!” (She continues.) “I know you and Perci have some weird crabbing crafts, I don’t care what they are, just get up and work together on this, and we can do this!!! Got it?!?”

(You look up at her, her face full of a drive, an energy, a willpower. . . You take her hand.) “. . Got it.”

“That’s what I like to hear!!!!”

(She pulls you to your feet, then turns to the sadness, you and Percival at her sides.) “Perci, you’re tougher, try and keep the sadness’ attention. Sif, you’re fast, move around the sadness as I direct you, I’m going to shoot arrows with thread at you, and you gotta deflect them around the sadness to try and tie it up.”

“Understood, Ark.”

“Yes miss!” 

“Good! Go!!!” (She commands, and like that, you were off.)

<You dashed to the side, seeing Perci use [Prince With A Thousand Enemies] once again. Focus, you draw your sword, you must focus. You’ve flanked the snake.> 

“READY!!!” 

(You’ll be okay?)

<Yes. . . Maybe. I’ll be okay enough, but we’ll be exhausted afterwards. You ready yourself.>

(Alright, I trust you.)

“RIGHT! ON MY MARK!!!” <Ark pulls back her bow, a thin strand of pure white craft energy tied to the shaft of the arrow.> “THREE, TWO, ONE, MARK!!!”

<She let the arrow fly, the world seemed to slow down as it approached, waiting, waiting. . .  You strike, and deflect the arrow. It goes soaring through the air, curving around the snakes upper body and embedding itself in a tree.>

“Wonderful shot!” <Perci yelled before jumping back.> 

“Again!” <Ark yells, you follow her lead and run to another side of the snake, hopping over its body even. You’re in position.>

“READY!”

“THREE, TWO, ONE, MARK!!!”

<A second arrow flew, you deflect it just as the first. The thin strand of craft tying around the head of the snake and stringing it up tight before flying into a tree. The sadness roared.>

“WE’RE HERE!!!” (Glancing to look, Mirabelle and Ramos were running to help. Odile and Nille joined Isabeau and the others in fighting off the weaker sadness.)

“Mirabelle, help Percival distract that thing!” (Ark ordered.) “Ramos, get on its head and try to pin it down but do NOT! KILL IT!!!”

“What?!?” (Ramos looked surprised, glancing between you, Ark, and Perci.) “Who the crab are you to-”

“NOW!!!”

(This time the order stuck. You circled around for the third deflection, Mirabelle clapped her hands to shield her and Perci, and Ramos hopped up the sadness’ midsection, starting to climb up.)

“READY!”

“THREE, TWO, ONE, MARK!!!” 

<You deflected the third just as well as the other two, this time catching that dangerous tail that was trying to slice at the others, wrapping it in thread and pinning it down. The sadness roared in rage, but it's mobility was cut.>

<Ramos climbed up, once they got to its neck, they striked with a tonfa, making the snake writhe its head trying to get them off. Perci took the moment to pin the snake by one of its head-wings to the ground with a sword, before doing the same to the other.>

(You ran over, the sadness already trying to wiggle out of the restraints.) “W-what now?!?!?”

(You looked to Ark, who despite everything, still had a determined look on her face.) “Now those two idiots save my partner and I’ll forget about that Change-damned mind craft crap!”

(You all stood stunned at her. Perci opens his mouth but Ark cuts him off.) “YES I KNEW ABOUT IT I’M IN CHARGE OF DEFENDING THIS CITY, GET TO IT!!!”

“I. . . You, can’t use mind craft on a sadness though, can you?!?” (Ramos looks to Perci, concerned.) 

“You can.” (Perci counters, then puts a hand on the snake's thrashing head.) “It’s just ten times harder.”

“. . . Well good thing there’s two of us then.” (Ramos replies, putting their hand on the snakes head as well.)

(You all wait with baited breath. Mirabelle moved over to your side, offering a hand. You take it and squeeze it. Ark stood in front of the sadness, hand on her sword, white knuckled. There was total silence from the two Poterians, their eyes both a visage of concentration and hazzyness. As the seconds ticked by, the smell of mint got stronger and stronger. The sounds of conflict behind you slowed, stealing a look, the city was defended. Your family was safe, no big wounds, just clearing away a few last sadness.)

(This. Is. Agonizing.)

{The sadness' thrashing and hissing slowed and quieted. The malice coming out of its mouth is replaced by simply breathing. You could see beads of sweat running down Ramos forehead. You could see Percis hand shake. Mirabelle was biting her nails and you couldn’t even remind her to stop.}

{. . . Is. . . This is what you are. Aren’t you.}

{A monster.}

(No, you’re more than that, Mal. I promise you are, okay?)

{. . .}

(Ramos retracts their hand like they touched a hot oven, Perci take his back, clenching and unclenching it repeatedly. Ramos looks at him.) “I- d-did, did that work?!?”

“If, if it did, j-just, wait for. . .” (Perci stood up, joining you all in looking at the sadness.)

(Six seconds later, the porcelain-like scales of the snake started flying away like ash. You held your breath, Ramos joined you on the other side, you felt Isabeaus hand on your shoulder. Nille and Odile stood together, Merlon joined Percis side. You were all holding your breath.)

(Until eventually the remains of the sadness floated away like dust, and there, was left a body. Messy hair, apron, bonding earrings. You waited. . . . Waited. . . . . . And. . . . . . .)

(Thai yawned.)

(And everyone cheered!)

[You breathe In, and out.]

[Ark is now level 41!]

[Ramos and Alex are now level 36 and 37!]

[Mirabelle is now level 55!]

[Pétronille is now level 44!]

[Percival is now level 89!]

(Ark dove on Thai and scooped him up into a hug. Mirabelle ran over, healing crafts at the ready, and after a poke from you, Ramos joined them. It was quite the sight to see, Thai was in shock, clinging to Ark. You couldn’t tell what he was mumbling, but you could guess. You leaned back on Isabeau, breathing a sigh of relief.)

(And then your legs turn into jelly, and you collapse back.)

“W-woah Sif!” (Isa catches you.) “I got you, how many loops this time buddy?”

“Uh, s-six.” (You shake your head, stars you felt dizzy.) “I-it uh, wasn’t easy.”

“Once again, I’m both concerned and very thankful for your abilities, Siffrin.” (Odile walks over to you.) “Are you going to pass out?”

“N-no, I’m good.” (You chuckle, still out of breath.) “Stars. . . You, you all got here fast.”

“Ha! You can thank Boniface for that.” (Odile smiled.) “One second they're quite content, the next they’re telling us all to, ahem, ‘get off our crabbing butts.’”

“Haha!!” (You were starting to feel better, leaning back against Isabeau.)

(He pats your head.) “You did good, Sif! When we get home you should take a nice relaxing bath!”

“You should join.” [Someone adds~]

(. . . It takes you a second to realize that that someone was YOU!!! You put a hand over your mouth, blushing. Isabeau was equally flustered.)

“Ha! My, Siffrin, so forward today aren’t we?” (Odile teases.)

“Hey, lovebirds.” (Nille walks over, resting her head on her hammer.) “. . . We should scamper. Don’t wanna leave Bonnie alone.”

“R-right!!” (Isabeau helped you up to your feet. Looking over, Ark was already off, carrying a very emotional and flustered Thai back to the city, bridal style. She smiled at you, a thank you.)

“. . . Excuse me.” (You were about to step towards the city when Percivals voice hit you. You turn to him. One hand was in a pocket, and the other was holding Merlons tight. He paused before speaking again, then looked away.) “. . . . . . It was. . . Good, working with you all. Side by side.”

“. . . Thanks?” (You reply, suspicious.) 

“. . . I hope you know I truly don’t wish to fight you all.” (He sighs.) “But I, we, are devoted to our little quest, so. . .”

“. . . I’m sorry.” (You look away.) “But, no. Still no.”

“I understand.” (Perci bows.) “If you ever change your mind, tell me, and I will do what I can to repair what damage I’ve already caused.”

“. . . Thanks.” (You don’t look at him. You pause, and then reluctantly add.) “And the same goes, for you.”

“Thank you. Until next time.” 

(You watched them walk back to the city. And soon, you and your family followed. Stars. . . You felt exhausted.)

[ryonello]

el wolfwood wednesday

[mercy-burning]

tomorrow. 10am cst.

[foreverinthepagesofhistory]

royal women + text post memes ✨💗

(thanks friends who participated!)

[thatotherman001]

Hello! I’m Tomás! The unofficial Easter Bunny! Have this vegan chocolate egg and a mind-reading Easter card that says whatever you deserve when you open it!

They didn’t really understand the card (they can’t read English) but I think they’ll find out what they deserve most eventually :3

[tangledinink]

MORE QUESTIONS IT IS

For Gemini, when the whole family finally gets together, what's the easiest aspect of that family reunion? The most difficult? Favorite and least favorite? (According to any of them - go nuts)

Oh gosh and golly what a fun question. Mild spoilers ahead. And, like... so much text 'cause this is a great question.

For the most part, they are all gonna end up essentially moving in with Draxum, (with the exception of April, who just visits all the time.) Splinter first, Obby eventually, and then Leo and Donnie even more eventually after that. The easiest part of this process is that Obby Raph is such a gd sweetheart. He is the most agreeable little guy alive; he will bend over backwards for his siblings to make sure things go as smoothly as possible. And, I mean... Don't get me wrong. This is a problem! :) But it's still the easiest part!

The most difficult thing is... almost everything else. Some highlights include:

Draxum, Mikey, and his sisters VS April and Casey Just. Like... as a whole.

The twins are, like... a little feral? Like, yes, they're fancy little rich boys, but they're also goddamn creechurs and adrenaline junkies. They've spent the past four years fighting for their lives in a gladiator pit on a regular basis, constantly smacking the "survival instinct" button, which is, as it just so happens, right next to the "animal instinct" button. If they are not 100% on top of "I am being a polite member of society and will not be embarrassing my mother or creating any negative publicity for my brand today," then there's, like, lowkey a 50/50 chance at any given time that they will fucking bite you.

("Look," Leo argues firmly. "If you don't wanna get bitten by Donnie, you shouldn't come up from behind him when he's eating!!! You were basically asking for it, this is so not his fault!")

And that's not even addressing the shameless lengths that they will go to try to get an adrenaline hit when they're no longer performing in the Battle Nexus...

The awkwardness of Splinter trying so desperately to get closer to his children while also trying to respect their boundaries and also trying to fucking de-program all of them at the same time, jfc

In terms of favorites/least favorites?...

MIKEY gets along with all his siblings relatively well, though LEO will hold a grudge against him for a WHILE about the whole 'kidnapping Donnie' thing... But Mikey will make up for it eventually. Over time, he and THE TWINS will grow pretty close-- DONNIE in particular. At least at first, he BY FAR has the worst relationship with APRIL and CASEY.

RAPH is closest with CASEY, but he also gets alone with all of his siblings relatively well! He takes a shining to MIKEY'S LITTLE SISTERS in particular right away. His relationship with MIKEY is somewhat strained for a while. He really wishes that he would stop calling Casey "Acceptable Human Number Two."

LEO's favorite will always be DONNIE, and while he is capable of getting along with all of his siblings, he has the hardest time with MIKEY at first, as he holds a grudge against him for kidnapping his twin. Eventually, however, they'll grow a lot closer, due to Reasons. He harbors a lot of distrust towards DRAXUM for a very long time-- which allows him and SPLINTER something to bond over.

DONNIE's favorite will always be LEO, and while he is NOT a fan of MIKEY for quite some time, he will eventually warm up to him and the two will become very close. He also gets along very well with VENUS, as he appreciates her cerebral approach to things, and they tend to have a lot in common. He tends to get annoyed with RAPH'S tendency to be a pushover. Once he warms up to APRIL, the two of them will become fast friends.

SPLINTER adores all of his children, but he and VENUS in particular grow close to each other right away. She is the first to warm up to him. The second is LEO. For obvious reasons, he holds a lot of distrust and resentment towards DRAXUM, but given that three of his children were raised by him and have no intention of moving out any time soon, he is forced to put this aside and tolerate him as much as possible.

VENUS considers herself closest with MIKEY and her YOUNGER SISTER, of course, but she grows close with SPLINTER right away, and likewise finds herself having a lot in common with DONNIE. Somewhat surprisingly, she would consider her most difficult relationship to be with DRAXUM. She holds APRIL and CASEY at arm's length and regards them with distrust for some time, given their... heritage.

MIKEY'S YOUNGEST SISTER (who I have yet to reveal/introduce, though most of you have already guessed! It's JENNIKA, of course!) considers herself closest with MIKEY and VENUS for obvious reasons, but she also gets along very well with RAPH, and, surprisingly CASEY and APRIL once she meets them. She has a harder time with LEO and DONNIE, as she views them as being somewhat stuck up/snobby at first.

CASEY is, of course, closest with RAPH, though she also gets along very well with JENNIKA. She and APRIL butt heads sometimes, but they have an immediate unspoken alliance as the only two humans. She easily has the worst relationship with MIKEY to begin with, and intends to beat his ass the next time he refers to her as "Acceptable Human Number Two."

APRIL is closest with SPLINTER, but she also gets along very well with DONNIE and JENNIKA once she gets to know them, and though she and CASEY butt heads, they have an immediate unspoken alliance as the only two humans. She has a very hard time trusting DRAXUM for a very long time. She originally has a very strained relationship with MIKEY, and intends to beat his ass the next time he refers to her as "Acceptable Human Number One."

[bapple117]

A sneaky peek of something...

You're gonna be waiting a while to read this one, folks!

Over at the Bapple's Orchard Discord Server, the wonderful @impale-me-radio-daddy had the fantastic idea to organise a very extravagant game of telephone, with Radiostatic as our driving lifeforce (what's new there?)

It all starts with a single prompt: a chance encounter, taking shelter from acid rain. I'll admit I pretty much begged the group to be the one to start us off, as I was desperate to write Radiostatic having a fluffy moment under an awning 👁👅👁☔️ (Good Omens invoked)

We have a combination of writers and artists collaborating on this project, so stay tuned cause it's gonna be EPIC (lol). The collection will be published on AO3 when it's completed, which won't be for a several months, we predict - BUT. You can always come hang in the server to witness some behind-the-scenes progress updates, and I will be sure to shout about it everywhere when the collection is revealed!

Now... I have to finish proofreading, then it's time to hand the reins over to @chefskjssart to continue the game with some artwork...

[duncanor]

Trick or Treat ! >:3

Ahah, dents de vampire for ya.... AH GET BOOPED IDIOT *BOOPS YOU* *BOOPS YOU* *BOOPS Y-

[jadetheblueartist]

Hehe got some sketches of the babies in their different universes ^^

The bottom left is Megan and Talon, my little pookies from my story. This doesn’t have too much context, just them hanging out and building history I suppose. He likes to make her smile, and she likes to listen to him yapping jfjdkdksmsmms and watch out bc I have something else planned for them veeeeeery soon hehehe

Top left is Ezra and Beatrix, two demigods at camp half blood (and also their friend Trinna, @banana-pancake5 ‘s oc) Ezra started crushing hard pretty soon after they met. In fact, Dionysus found out it about this and (trying to be a cool dad) sent them on a quest/errand together. Ezra was a little embarrassed and felt bad that Mr. D was making her go, but they did become pretty close on the trip. Ezra got to know her better and his crush was solidified, and Bea got to know him better and finally felt like she had a friend. She wasn’t sure exactly how she felt about him, and Ezra didn’t want to compromise their friendship so he tries to keep it quiet. It works out bc Bea doesn’t pick up on that stuff so she’s pretty oblivious. Oh and I think Trinna would definitely know and make fun of him a little bit dhsnsnsnsnnd

And the ones on the right are making their debut in this post I suppose. Mattie is a spidersona and Peter is her friend/something more?? She’s a werewolf spider that lives in the woods and protects citizens from the strange cryptids and creatures of the forest. Peter… is just some guy who like to take pictures of cryptids basically rhdjdjkdkdkd this might change bc he’s quite new, but he will have a nice role in dragging her into a found family. I wasn’t sure if I would put him in this universe but then I drew this and ahdhdhdjjfjdjfjdjd I love them. I’m currently working on some sort of ref sheet for Mattie/Wolf Spider and she is coming along very nicely. Cough cough cough asks are welcome I need to yap about her and her universe cough cough

T H E S I L L I E S

[deritosmi]

Do you have a spidersona? If so, wanna talk about them?

OH MY GOD I LITERALLY KICKED MY LEGS WHEN I SAW THIS!!!!!!

HEHE YES I HAVE A SPIDERSONA YES I WANNA TALK ABOUT THEM OMG

I LOVE YOU!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAH OKAY SO

his name is dolce (for now)

For like seventy million years I didn’t know that you could make a spider sona that wasn’t extremely similar to yourself so I might change a lot of stuff about him pls be patient:)

I have yet to design eir suit buuuuut I HAVE drawn their face (trying to mimic spiderverse style)

I’ll say I think it was pretty good for the first time but I think the lineart was a bit too thick and the eyes weren’t really faithful to the spiderverse style so I’m probably gonna redraw (and redesign a little bit)

BUT ANYWAYYYYY (tee hee)

here he is!!!

My spider-sona 👍👍

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Preferred name: Dolce (pronounced Dol•che)

Surname: Patal 

Nickname(s): 

Dookie 

he protested against this

Dolly 

he protested against this

Cheche 

he protested against this

Eight 

only used by fellow heroes

Phanny 

he absolutely hates this 

Cryptid name(s):

Eight Eyes

Explanation for Eight Eyes

The back of Dolce’s suit has a design that resembles a set of eight eyes. The first person who ever saw him only saw his back, hence the name.

Hero name: Phantom-8 (or just Spider-Man)

Pronouns: He/They/E/It (spivak)

Background 

Personality: INFP-T

Zodiac: I don’t know yet :)

He was bitten by an UNDEAD radioactive spider and now he fights against ghosts (in secret).

Rather than being seen as a hero, he’s seen as a cryptid(and his presence has caused more business and tourism in his little town.)

Living in a suburban neighbourhood in Atlanta (but don’t worry, he can roller-skate to get to crime scenes quickly.)

Powers and Skills

Skills

Skating

He can skate at 70mph.

Lying

he’s actually good at it 

Only does it for his secret identity

Spider Related

Spider-sense 

Tingling feeling in his brain that tells him something bad is coming (and what direction ‘something bad’ is coming from)

 High pain tolerance 

See: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MajorInjuryUnderreaction

Natural web fluid

spinnerets developed in his arms when he was bit

Shoot web fluid when they are pressed

Super strength

He can lift 10.5 tons

Ghost Related 

Intangibility 

allows him to phase through anything (except ghosts) at will

Allows him to touch ghosts 

Invisibility

self explanatory 

At will

Doesn’t work on ghosts

Relationships 

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Wade Wilson - librarian.

Dolce is apart of the teen advisory board of the public library.

Wade is like a weird uncle figure.

(I love deadpool!!!)

Dolce is super distant with pretty much everyone. He doesn’t hang out with anyone.

Spider-Society

He’s still really distant but he’s a little more willing to be open since everyone there is like him.

He doesn’t really like the idea of making sacrifices to maintain the canon but he doesn’t really have anywhere else to go after being outed to his parents as a trans boy.

Dolce’s Feelings Towards Certain People 

Miguel O’Hara

avoids

Slightly dislikes

tries to be friendly 

Lyla

Friendly

Neutral

Jessica Drew

Avoids

But treats nicer than Miguel

Neutral

Peter B. Parker

Does not avoid

Friendly

doesn’t want to talk much 

Neutral

Pavitr Prabharker

friendly 

doesn’t talk much

Good impression 

Likes by association (Hobie)

Gwendolyn Stacy

friendly

doesn’t talk much

Good impression 

Likes by association (Hobie)

Hobart Brown

very friendly 

Talks a little bit more in comparison to other people 

Likes 

Margo Kess

don’t interact much 

Neutral

Miles Morales 

doesn’t know anything about him

Likes by association (Hobie)

Web slinger

Kinda Likes

Shy-ish

Likes the horse too

Spider Noir 

Unsure

Never talks

Peni Parker

Likes

Talk about interests frequently 

I JUST WANNA SAY TYSM FOR ASKING THIS THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOUUU

you have NO idea how happy this makes me

[neoneun-au]

3.6k words now into chapter 5 of chm we are cooookkiiiiiiing

[stormbreaker-290]

I IRRADIATED THEM >:]

NAOAAAAAAUHRUEHDJHAHHENEHSB

[queen-scribbles]

Man, y'all just wait until I, yanno, actually get my hands on BG3/a computer that can run it, I'm gonna be absolutely insufferable.

[trishthepotato]

It's Saturday, it's NSFW posting ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Like usual you can see the full in Destroying Nick and i always warned you it's bottom Nick