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[maliciousdragonets]

I drew a design for Inca! I love how she looks and I loved drawing all her beautiful jewelry. Here’s her lore!

Inca was a large SandWing female who was known for her violent behavior and nature towards any dragon. Scars littered along her body from those she fought and killed, and various sharp spines covered her. She had no second thoughts on killing others and would do whatever she pleased, and did whatever it took to get what she wanted. Even if that meant shedding some blood from others.

She was stolen as an egg from Pyrrhia and brought to Drogonia by a SandWing named Manticore. Her egg was brought into a hidden cave north of Drogonia in a tunnel, where she was placed alongside 4 other eggs. She was then enchanted to be an Animus by a NightWing named Blackout, who helped raise her once she hatched. And made her quite powerful with the enchantments he placed on her. She learned to use her Animus Magic from him, and was skilled enough for her age as she grew and learned more.

Inca was taught about the other continents and royalty through another NightWing, Malice, she was elderly and quite rude. She had always been obsessed with being in charge of those around her, and with the idea of becoming Queen, Inca was determined to get to Pyrrhia and do whatever it took to become Queen. She quickly made up a plan to escape, and went through with it at the age of 10, she had stolen items from the tunnel she was hidden away in and made it to Pyrrhia, where she slowly yet violently begun her plan. She gathered followers who helped her in her plans on becoming Queen, 5 years later, she did it. She used her Animus Magic to take the throne from Queen Rhinoceros, killing her husband and placing both her and her daughter Princess Mesa in an enchanted cell. They wouldn’t be set free until her reign was over.

Inca forcibly ruled the SandWing Kingdom for roughly 7 years and had no dragonets during that time. She brutally murdered any dragon who dared to disobey her or refused to think of her as Queen. Her reign ended when she was killed by another Animus, and her soul was placed inside of a bottle never to be released until someone had summoned her themselves. Once released however, she was bound to the dragon who released her, and could no longer use her magic for evil and is unable to harm anyone unless instructed too. Her enchanted necklace held all her anger and rage inside of it, creating “Inca’s Wrath”. Which was placed overtop the bottle once it was hidden away with all her treasures. Since she was killed and hidden away, no one has seen her in years, and Queen Rhinoceros and her daughter were set free, and reclaimed the throne once again.

It was rumored there was a second enchanted piece of jewelry from Inca herself, called “Sting of the Dragonbite Viper”. A metal SandWing barb that was insanely sharp and longer than a normal SandWing barb. It allowed the SandWing who wore it to have venom as powerful as a Dragonbite Viper’s, and the extended sharp tip made a great stabbing tool, and made injecting poison easier. The piece of jewelry could only be worn by SandWings, (or SandWing hybrids with a tail barb), and gently wrapped around the end of the tail like armor. It was said to be fireproof aswell, even to the hottest of flames, and unable to be broken. It is unclear if this is true or not, since no one knows about treasures and where they are currently kept.

Those who choose to summon Inca are able to “free” her soul. She will loose her Animus Magic all together if freed, she will be reborn again into a normal SandWing, but will still have her memories intact. Her enchanted necklace will stay how it was before, unless it is worn by someone else. (AHEM, Urchin)

(She got fucking genie’d lol, but I did enjoy writing her lore c:)

Inca Fun Facts that make her a little less violent, yes she’s evil but idc rn i’ll let her be happy.

-Inca really enjoyed pottery and its design, and had many beautiful pieces of pottery around the palace which she painted herself. And they all had some sort of desert flower inside of it. She took care of the flowers herself.

-She loved wearing jewelry, her favorite being golden types of jewelry. And even owned a long wine-red cape, which she absolutely adored and always had it kept nice and beautiful just like her jewelry.

-She is a lesbian, and had a secret relationship with a female RainWing named Elegance. Inca always gave her the most beautiful flower she could find within her palace as gifts, and Elegance returned the favors by bringing her various fruits from the RainWing Kingdom. (SEE SHE CAN BE LOVING)

-She wrote many scrolls during her time as Queen, it is unknown where they are now. But she used them as little journals or sketched out animals see sees within the territory.

-Due to her love for pottery, she often made small sculptures or either herself or Elegance, which she gifted to her aswell, and occasionally painted them to look like Elegance.

-Inca had a love for music, but she rarely played anything, she did often hum to herself while walking around the palace.

-While being trapped inside the bottle, she always thought about Elegance and how upset she must be with her or how worried she is.

-Her favorite animal is a snake, specifically Anaconda’s, since they reminded her of Elegance and how her scale pattern looked. And how powerful they looked in her eyes. She’s always wanted one as a pet.

-She absolutely hates NightWings because of Blackout, but liked Malice, since she taught her, and favored DreamWalker, since she was raised with him.

-Because of the alliance of Queen Rhinoceros and Queen Supernova, she got the chance to meet her and was very confused. She also met a tribrid for the first time and nearly shit herself since she didn’t expect how large they’d be. (It was Black Widow and her canon height is 57ft) But she also wanted nothing to do with her, since she was Queen, and not Rhinoceros.

-Inca has snuck Elegance into the palace several times. She’d probably kill you if you even ask about it but it’s more than she’d ever admit, not that she would.

(Look Ik she’s a villain and all but I needed to give her SOME happy things about her, and so that I can ignore her lore. Even tho I wrote it, which is. Violent.)

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Almost expected them to start fighting like this. :V

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Marinette: You saved me. I owe you my life.

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[phantom-0-writer]

prompt 02: tim’s birthday present

Tim sat in his empty house at the empty dining table. The table was actually quite large; it had enough seats to sit at least 15 people. But there was just Tim there. 

His parents had promised and sworn up and down that they would come back in time for his birthday. He had everything planned out. He picked out the birthday cake, put on the candles, decorated, ordered his parents' favorite foods, his parents' favorite movie for movie night, popcorn the likes. But that morning, just when Tim was double checking to make sure everything was ready for the most perfect birthday ever, his parents had called to tell him that something really important had come up, and they wouldn’t be able to make it. Tim figured it was better than last year, at least they called this time. 

Tim stared down at the cake, the candles lit. He had heard online that people would make wishes on their birthday cake and blow it out. Tim thought that was a weird thing to do, but it wouldn’t hurt to try. 

What should he wish for? It would have to be something special that he doesn’t already have. Tim thought for a long moment, the candles bleeding into the frosting of the cake. 

A brother. 

Tim closed his eyes and put his hands together like he’s seen the other children to do in the cartoons. And Tim wished for a big brother. When he finally wished hard enough (whatever that meant) he opened his eyes and blew out what was left of the candles. 

Tim waited. What exactly was he supposed to do now? In the cartoons, everyone would celebrate and cheer and the birthday boy would open his presents. There wasn’t anyone to cheer for Tim, or any presents for him to open. 

Suddenly the house shook, and the loud sound of a crash sound came from the backyard. Quickly, Tim did the sensible thing and go check out what the noise was. That's what the characters always did in horror movies. 

In Tim’s backyard, there was what looked like a weird space ship that had crashed into his backyard. There wasn’t any fire or anything, but the spaceship looked pretty wrecked. Getting closer, Tim could vaguely make out that someone was inside the spaceship. Looking around, he saw what looked like maybe the handle. Tim couldn’t really tell. 

When Tim put his hand on it and tried to open it, something poked out mechanically and pricked his finger. He flinched back instinctively, caressing his finger tip.

“Recognized: Danny Fenton. System Override.” A robotic lady spoke. Who is Danny Fenton? As if to answer him, the space ship opened its hatch, and inside was an unconscious black haired teenager. “System Malfunctioning. Please Assis-” The robotic voice spoke again, before getting cut off as if the power had died. 

Suddenly, Tim remembered his wish. A big brother. 

This was Danny Fenton, and he was supposed to be Tim’s big brother

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When Danny woke up, he found himself in a very soft plush something. Something that definitely wasn’t the Spector Speeder. Alarmed, he sat up quickly to find that he didn’t recognize where he was at all. He also didn’t recognize the weird kid that was staging at him from two feet away. 

“Hi, I’m Tim. Timothy Drake.” The boy introduced himself almost business like. 

“Uh, hi Tim.” Danny responded awkwardly. “You got any idea where I am?” Danny sat up properly, moving the blanket (?) off of him and turned to face the weird and kinda creepy kid. 

“You’re in Drake Manor. Which is where I live.” He answered again. 

“Ok…ay” Danny nodded thoughtfully. “Any idea how I got here?” Truthfully, Danny hadn’t really been expecting an answer, but he still got one. 

“Because I made a birthday wish to have a big brother.” He answered in the same way he had answered the other question, very matter-of-factly. 

“Ok- Wait. What?” Danny asked, doing a double take at Tim. 

“You’re supposed to be my big brother, right?” Tim was starting to look a little hesitant, and as weirded out as Danny felt he couldn’t help but feel bad about the whole situation. 

“Where are your parents, Tim?” 

“There not home, because they had really important things to do for work.” 

Danny nodded. “Do you know when they’ll be back?” 

Tim shook his head. “They were supposed to come back today, because it’s my birthday. But they said they couldn’t make it.” 

Well, shit. Didn’t that sound awfully like Danny’s birthdays before he had given up on his parents showing up. At least he had Jazz. This kid looked like he was alone. 

Not liking the silence, Tim started fidgeting again. “So, are you gonna be my brother, then?” 

And what was Danny supposed to say, No? Besides, if he was really causing problems being in this random universe, then Clockwork would figure it out. 

Bonus: 

Danny sat at Tim’s dinner table, the kid looking at him radiating in excitement, each with a plate of stupid expensive pasta in front of them. “You said your name was Tim, right?” Danny started thoughtfully. Tim nodded, drinking up everything Danny said. “Well, first course of action as you, big brother. I need to give you a nickname.” 

Tim’s eyes sparkled at the prospect. “Like what?”

Danny tapped his chin exaggeratedly, “Hm… Tim, Tim.” Turing the name around while he absentmindedly twirled his fork between his fingers, Danny wondered what he should come up with. Suddenly, in a misplaced strength, Danny’s fork flew out of his hand. 

Before Danny could even say anything, “I’ll get you a new one!” Tim offered quickly. Getting up from his chair, his foot got tangled behind the leg of the chair and Tim fell quietly on the floor with an oof. 

Danny laughed at him. “You okay, Timbers?” He asked, getting up to check on the boy. 

“Yeah, I like Timbers.” Tim said, a bright smile on his face despite the blossoming bruise on his arm.

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