#hehe i luv talking about zombie scorp and sk albus

[rewritingcanon]

What would Harry's reaction to the zombie scorp situation be? I mean, obviously he finds out after he gets cured and he isnt going to arrest his own SON but I do wonder what his opinion would be.

James and lily would probably have a contest to see whose blood tastes better to scorp.

i like how these two paragraphs hold completely seperate tones LMAO

in my specific headcanon i feel like harry would simply never catch albus either because (1) he’s retired by this time and rose has his job or (2) the minute he starts even THINKING it’s albus he will sabotage himself just so he doesn’t have to deal with the implications that his son is probs evil. but on the count that he does catch albus, i don’t think he’d have it in him to turn him in but albus would probably get disowned because being a serial killer kind of conflicts with harry’s saviour vibe. or he’d give albus a headstart to cover his tracks before he starts chasing after him for realz

lily and james win the idgaf war about it tbh. its a blind taste test to scorp ur right. scorp is chained up somewhere and they’re taking selfies with him going rabid in the background