#hehe i love this

[poppy-metal]

thinking of catching art and patricks porn history to distract me from how depressed birdie getting called out has made me 😭 except this time, it's your history that is caught out. you're playing a game of truth of dare with stanford! era patrick and art. going back and fourth with each other with invasive question and silly dares. taking sips of whatever cheap beer patrick managed to get in between all of it when it's your turn to be asked. patrick thinks for a minute before that stupid smirk is forming on his lips and you just know then that whatever comes out of his mouth isn't going to be good. 

"i dare you... to show us what porn you watch. if you watch it, of course, know how innocent you can be." 

you're unsure if the nervousness bubbling up in your stomach is more prominent than the annoyed look on your face. probably not with the way patrick starts laughing. art would probably stutter out how you don't have to do that - come on, patrick! be respectful - but he's still excitedly leaning forward at the door. even more so when you decide to bite the bullet and grab your phone. to be honest, patrick probably wasn't expecting you to do it. he probably thought you'd throw something at him and then he'd tell you the other dare he'd come up with. by the time you're tapping away at your phone, both him and art are looking at each other anxiousness. art was surprised to see patrick as flustered and timid as he usually is for once. when you smack your phone down on the floor in between all three you, they just look at it for a minute. 

patrick reaches for it first. art doesn't shuffle over, still wanting to seem respectful, but patrick eventually pulls him over. their reactions would change depending on what kind of porn you watch. maybe it's something slow and sweet. videos of couples together gently kissing, hands together and stretched out in missionary position, the guy slowly grinding into the girl with care. its easier for patrick to recover from his tense nature. eventually able to clear his throat and start softly teasing you about how vanilla you are. how you really are so innocent, just wanna watch people make love not fuck. art thinks that it makes sense. that's exactly what you would deserve (and how he would act if you ever let him have sex with you), something romantic and loving. 

art wouldn't know how to take it if it was something rough. though, to be fair, patrick would struggle with that too. their eyes would bulge out of their head as patrick scrolls and scrolls down your favorite videos. first off, there's so fucking many. who knew you were such a nympho. then the videos were like stuff he would watch, rough fucking with people in full nelsons or their throats bulging from the guys' cock. videos of bondage and double penetration, which really makes their head spins. because both of their first thoughts is if you would enjoy them doing that to you together. it almost worries art that you watch this stuff. even if he still feels his cock twitch inside his shorts. patrick doesn't manage to choke out a comment about it until you rip the phone from his hand. clearly flustered but still scolding the guys over their shocked face - "can't judge me for something you asked for!" - as they move back to their previous positions. patrick finally manages to talk after taking a swig of his beer, "who knew you were a freak..." he sound kind of stunned. it's definitely an awkward point until you all manage to chug the rest of your beers. liquid courage could fix anything though. 

- ☕

i love the thought of us just being into the most deplorable shit - like stuff that they haven't even thought to look up.

you may be a little tipsy - and that's why you allow recklessness to guide your phone into patricks extended hand. part of it is also, deep down, that you're tired of them treating you like a little sister. you're all adults now - you've filled out, gotten curves and shapes and you know they've noticed even if they refuse to treat you differently. you wish they would.

you were patricks friend first. your parents both disgustingly rich - became close friends, and you'd kind of been forced into patricks orbit whether you wanted it or not. and you had fought it at first - he was fucking obnoxious at 10. but he was funny as fuck and it wasn't long before he had you following him around his mansion, getting into all kinds of shit you shouldn't. you had a kind of reluctant admiration for him - that grew into deeper feelings you couldn't fight if you tried.

art had come later. he and patrick were attached at the hip suddenly, and patrick brought him home much like a stray puppy and suddenly you weren't a duo anymore but a trio. it was funny, because at first you and art detested eachother. fought for patricks attention. art through it in your face he was alone with patrick during boarding school all day and you rubbed it in that you were at his house basically every weekend. somehow the lines blurred - somehow art became just as important. your feelings had come shortly after.

it wasn't like you expected to fuck them both - you didn't even know who you wanted more - what you wanted in reality, to happen. you just knew you needed something to change. you couldn’t handle how patrick still manhandled you and gave you noogies and wet willies like you were still ten years old and you weren't a woman with tits and a cunt he could fuck. you were tired of art acting like you were just another boy and making obscene sex jokes in front of you but the second another girl came around he was blushing and acting all proper.

so when you handed your phone over with your porn history on display a part of you tingled with anticipation to see their reactions. leaned back on both your hands as you watched them process what they were seeing.

patricks lip parted in shock - his cheeks flushing. art almost choked and glanced up at you before darting his eyes back to the screen like he couldn't help but keep looking. he tapped the screen, scrolled down in a kind of fascination he couldn't shake out of.

patrick cursed under his breath - just slipped out. sounded wonderstruck and you bit your lip, knowing what they were seeing.

videos and videos of hardcore porn - things like extreme throatfucking, bdsm, intense dp, watersports, and noncon fantasy - abject degradation with titles like "tiny pussy gets brutalized by a thick cock" and "she takes two dicks in her ass and pisses herself."

"can you pass me the beer?" you ask after a few minutes of tense silence. you make your voice casual even though your blood is rushing. you reach to take the can from patricks hand, his grip on it lax enough it was almost about to fall anyway.

your fingers skimmed the can when patrick seemed to come back to reality - fastening his grip and jerking the beer away so fast some of it splashed over his wrist.

"no you can't have some fucking beer." he snaps, incredulous. he plucks your phone from arts hand and brandishes it at you. "what the fuck is all this? hello?" he waves it in front of your eyes like you dont know whats on it - "you can't seriously be into this shit."

he sounds accusatory. upset. you'd be humiliatied if you hadn't seen them both adjust their hardons a few minutes ago.

art sits up straighter. crosses his legs to hide the tent in his sweats that you've already clocked. he laughs and it sounds high and broken - unhinged. "yeah, like. you're fucking with us, right? this is a joke."

his tone is almost pleading like please tell me its a joke, please, please, please.

you take your phone back from patrick.

"its not a joke." you tell them simply. shrug. "its what I'm into."

patrick shakes his head - his curls bouncing. he can't believe it. its like his view of you is warped now, changing in front of his eyes. he cant even look at you without seeing a pussy stretched on two dicks. he's never been outplayed like this. never been so flushed around you, so out of his depth. you say it so casually and then you go back to turning on music and relaxing and your shorts pull up your thighs and he's thinking how you spread those thighs to touch yourself - touch yourself thinking about things like that.

he glances at art who's looking at your legs like he's having the same thoughts, his cheeks getting pinker and pinker and now they're both just looking at you a little stunned and alot turned on and with a whole new slew of thoughts about you that dont verge on friendly at all.

[erwinsvow]

would dbf rafe and bitchy reader ever get together?

ohhhmygosh yes. bitchy reader is so headass her parents have adapted to her personality, telling rafe to please not mind their daughter's sailor mouth and off-putting comments but he gets a kick out of it. he's thinking about different ways to put a brat in her place and she is thinking about how to get on this man's dick so she is constantly riling him up lol. i think shy reader has to be eased into it and bitchy reader is the type to show up in a nightie on his front porch talking about how she got lost on her way home or some other bullshit lie.. would you look at that it's storming out and her car is out of gas so looks like she'll be spending the night!

[httpshujii]

You + your lover, shuji 's tropes, aesthetics and dynamics !!! i wanna hear about them 🙃

GASP

Tropes:

-Soulmates

-Opposites attract

-Forbidden love

-Hopeless romantic x never thought he'd fall in love and actually stay

-First love

-Slow x patient

Dynamics:

-Playing footsies

-Sharing earphones

-Poking cheeks

-Biting

-Motorcycle rides

-Tending to wounds

-Tracing tattoos

-Lighting his cigarette

-Arcade dates

-Painting each others nails

-Neck kisses

-Nap dates

-Yapper x listener (goes both ways)

-Admiring from afar

-Matching outfits

-Cute height difference

Aesthetics:

mood board coz its easier :>

[bookishjules]

21, 30 and 38 <33

handwriting asks!!

[oobbbear]

PLLZZZ I LOVE YOUR ARTSTYLE AND EVERY LIL' SUN & MOON GREMLIN I CAN'T- I'm still not used to tumblr so I'm just gonna do this as an ask- TwT you literally made me get out of depressing situations and I can't get enough of it ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

I wanna gib you some small drawings I did of your 2 pies and a bat sun, I love these scrunklies and every and each one that you've drawn.

Accept my love and adoration plz, I just couldn't keep quiet and I just had to shower you with it. YOU'RE DOING AMAZING AND I LOVE EVERY LITTLE DOODLE AND LINE YOU HAVE PUBLISHED. STAY HEALTHY AND TAKE BREAKS.

IDGFIEHEUEGFISHWUWHBEE THABK YOU THIS IS TOO SWEET ;-;?!!?!?!?!?!!! And your arts are so cute ?!?!?!!?!?!?!Come here lemme bite you/affectionate

YOU TOO STAY HEALTHY AND HAVE A NICE DAY

[lpsotd]

i like the idea of anonymous love!

…⁠ᘛ⁠⁐̤⁠ᕐ⁠ᐷ mouse! 🩷

so cute !!! what a cute mousey :3c

[puting-bun-in-places]

Bun bun bun bun

[radiokathryn-if]

I'm gonna be honest, everything I reas on of your "ro does thing" posts I just kinda mentally flick Nick off of it and go "ok time to see what all of our love interests are up to this time!!! <3333"

this made me giggle!

i wouldn't have it any other way!!! bastard man needs to be put in his place some times, ya'no?

[dadsdaugther]

Your constant teasing makes me want to lock you in my apartment for the weekend and use you as a full time bimbo doll: i pick the outfits and we change them few times a day

I fuck you in each and every outfit and I rate how hard each one made me cum so we find the perfect most arousing BIMBO outfit in existance

you have to promise you're gonna fight back a bit though - its not as fun if you fully cooperate 🐼

hiiii pandaaa🥺 hehe im sorryyyy im such a slutty tease 👉🏻👈🏻 i would love to be your little bimbo doll all the time 🥺🥺 straddle around in short skirts and bend over while you work so you could see my slut holes 🥰😵‍💫 what outfits did you have in mind, mr. panda????🥺

that sounds like a perfect activity for a bimbo like me😵‍💫

i promise mr. panda 🥺 but I dont have so many powers im just a smol girl u know?? but i'lll try 🥺🥺

[mackmp3]

yes so i found a gif of kurt cobain jumping into the drumkit at the end of their reading 1992 set just letting you all know this exists

[attic-club-sandwich]

*falls from the sky* WEEEEE- *falls on top of you*

*Hugs & Squeezes you* HELLOO Amber!!!

How are you doing, my love??? 💖💞

[guatemala-official]

I am Guatemala, God of the world

Epik

I am Arran, god of the most important thing

EDIT: if y'all don’t wanna use your name use your username

[lordspoooky]

Ice king is a really good character because they intoduce him and you're like "haha what a freak what's wrong with him" and then the show goes "oh! You want to know? Let me show you :)" and you end up just sitting there like

[momoiro-hime]

putting my ocs in every AU i want part. 34791

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[chunkysoup22]

The princess of love and the queen who feeds on it 💕🕸️

[dearfizz]

I LOVE THE COLOURS?????

Such a treat for my eyes. This colour pallet + look at me reminded me of Twice's Look At Me song

soulmates