#hears windshield wiper fluid

[gonzodangerfeels]

Screeches out of MY parking lot.

Mine...you understand?

Once I show up your paperwork can suck my fat dick.

Me: pfft... someone getting high in my parking lot. Don't kill anyone.

[wynnyfryd]

Trailer Park Steve AU part 3

part 1 | part 2

(tw: guns, accidental death)

Robin’s already in full panic mode by the time Steve pulls up to her place, flinging the passenger door open and throwing herself into the car with so much force that the car bounces on its wheels a little. “Drive!!��

“Jesus Christ, good morning to you, too.”

“Steve!”

Steve starts to drive.

Beside him, Robin flips the visor down to look at her reflection; groans and scrubs her hands down her face in misery at whatever she sees. Steve doesn’t really get it. He thinks she looks beautiful, with her hair gently moving in the breeze from the open window, with her freckles lit up by the early morning sun.

“Ugh,” she says, turning to look at him, “I can’t believe I look like a zombie and you’re gonna make me late to the first day of school.”

“Wow.” Fuckin’ ingrate. And when he was just being so nice to her in his head. “How about a thank you, huh? ‘Thanks for picking me up, Steve. Thanks for bringing my backpack, Steve. Sorry you almost got shanked by your neighbor, Steve.’”

“You what???”

“Doesn’t matter.”

“Um, yes it very much does matter, what the—”

“—I’m just saying, a little gratitude? Wouldn’t hurt you.”

He licks at the corner of his mouth, spritzes wiper fluid to clear the bugs off the windshield. Robin’s eyes are bulging out of her head, but he really doesn’t want to talk about how he still feels the ghost press of steel against his throat, so: “You’re not even right, by the way; I don’t know why you’re complaining.”

“Huh?”

“School started yesterday. I’m making you late for the second day of school.”

“Yesss,” she draws the word out like he’s stupid, rolling her wrist in a hurry up and get it motion, “but everyone knows that syllabus day doesn’t count. The first pep rally is the real first day of school.”

Ah, there it is.

Steve steals another peek at his best friend while they’re on a straightaway, notes the nervous twitch of her hands as she goes back to fussing at her reflection; the way she’s clumping her lashes together with seven coats too many of some drugstore brand mascara. She’s wearing lipstick. “This is about Vick—”

“—Don’t talk about—”

“—It’s about Vickie, isn’t it?”

“Ughhhhh.” Robin folds forward and thunks her head against the dash. “Fine, okay? Fine! Yes! This may have something to do with a distressingly cute fellow marching band member. Are you happy now?”

“Ecstatic.”

“Oooh, big word for you, Steven.” She swats him on the shoulder, face all twisted up in offense. “Stop laughing!”

“Stop hitting me,” he laughs. “I’ll dump your ass out on this highway.”

She gasps and narrows her eyes at him. “You wouldn’t.”

Steve eases his foot onto the brake.

“Okay, okay! Mercy! I’m being an asshole, alright? I’m sorry. I’m just— I’m stressed! Being gay is very stressful.”

The knife incident pops back into his mind. “Yeah,” he mutters, “I imagine it is.”

—

He catches himself slouching down into his seat a bit when they pull up to the school. Has to force himself to sit upright, hears his mother’s tutting in his ear about bad posture and the message it projects to the world.

It’s not that he’s embarrassed to be here; really, he isn’t. He’s just hoping to avoid being spotted by the nuggets now that they go here, too, lest he be accosted for evading his chauffeur duties.

God.

Dustin’s nerd shit is infecting his brain.

Robin grabs her bag out of the back seat, plants a parting peck on Steve’s cheek as she gets out of the car. “See you later?”

“Yeah, I’ll pick you up for work.”

“Love you, dingus.”

And then he’s alone again.

With Robin gone, Steve finds himself driving. Wandering and aimless, like a ghost who doesn’t know he’s gone. It’s not like he has nothing to do — he’s supposed to be out finding a second job, finding a way to support himself and his mom, because he’s the man of the house now. Because his life has turned into one of those shitty, overcomplicated word problems from math class.

If a recently widowed mother works no hours and her minimum-wage son works as many as Family Video will allow, how much mold-riddled dogshit housing can they afford?

Not much.

Inevitably, he finds himself circling the scorched bones of Starcourt, driving tired loops around the barbed wire perimeter. His ghost likes to guide him here; can’t shake the place where he shook off the mortal coil.

He didn’t know it at the time, but Steve Harrington died the day the mall burned down. Embarrassing, to not hear the death knell as his family name went up in smoke.

It was hard to hear much at all that night, between the concussion and the fireworks and the shrieking of a monster being torn apart, but the memory caresses his mind now in cruel whispers: the headrush of victory; the blood and the sweat; the relief that they’d won, they’d done it, it’s over, they won.

Steve tugs at his bad ear ‘til the ringing subsides.

Some fucking grand prize.

The thing is, you can’t go around exploding an eldritch horror without alerting the US government, and the US government can’t go around letting major investors in a hostile commie invasion keep their assets once they find out about their treasonous schemes. It happened fast: the arrest, the bail, the impending trial and the seizure of property. Richard Harrington was once a small town god on an invisible throne, making deals with devils in shadowy boardrooms, and suddenly he was looking at life in a cell.

Maybe it was a blessing he died before his reckoning was due. Maybe it was no accident at all.

The second, and perhaps more important, thing is: stray bullets don’t care about your looming court date.

Dad had a habit of cleaning his guns while he was drunk, nursing a whiskey in one hand while he polished the gleaming barrels with the other. Pointless, really, because the guns were always pristine to begin with. Dick Harrington didn’t hunt. Didn’t shoot. Claimed the pistol was for home defense, that he kept it loaded in case anyone ever tried to hurt his family, but Steve knew the truth.

His dad just liked to flirt with death. Liked to handle pretty, deadly things, stroke his fingers over ruthless metal and feel the rush of power when he walked away unscathed.

He didn’t walk away that night.

Didn’t even face death standing.

Sliced through his femoral artery and rolled right out of his chair.

They found him lying on the ground in a dark, sticky puddle, gasping like a fish as blood spurted from his thigh. Crazy how fast it happened. Steve had been in his room when the shot rang out, and he barely managed to reach the bottom of the stairs before the gurgling noises stopped. Just boom! whizz! bang! and Dick Harrington was gone.

Maybe it’s a good thing, too, that they lost the house.

The image of his mother in the hallway that night — shellshocked in the doorway, one pale hand shaking in front of her open mouth, features wide and wet with waking horror as she stared into the room — was enough to make him never want to step foot in the place again.

So now they live in a rundown piece of shit on the wrong side of town, with hideous burnt orange carpet and wood paneled walls, with cracks in the ceiling and cigarette burns in the walls, some parting gifts from whatever feral hick lived there before them, and it feels like another cruel, cosmic joke. Like the universe is delighting in the Harringtons’ comeuppance; like the blackened beams and brick rubble of Starcourt are all twisting to form one great, mocking mouth; the better to smile and laugh at their misfortune.

You bought your bed, now you have to lie in it.

He didn’t even know that the Harringtons owned Forest Hills until it was the only asset left to their name.

He’s pretty sure his dad bought it more as a joke than a genuine investment. Meant to teach Steve a lesson, like how he used to bring home Waffle House applications whenever Steve got a C on a report card. This is your future if you don’t straighten up, son.

Kill yourself, dad.

Oh, wait.

You already did.

—

part 4

[phoebified]

So it's clear. My unyielding stances on cars:

Toyota: older ones are frequently christlike, newer ones should have a brick placed gently on the gas and sent into a canyon. you should mourn it but move on. the older ones are easy to maintain, rugged, reliable, and iconic. the newer toyotas have a nice styling but after a certain year their desperation to make their cars luxurious has had a backwards effect and has made them complete dogshit and has made their more affordable cars actually more desirable than their fancy cars. the 2024 camry is complete dogshit and i've never disliked a car more in my life, except for this one piece of shit jeep suv i don't even recall the name of, which i flat out refused to drive. they didn't have to do all that bullshit to the 4runner

BMW: for asshole shitheads. this is neither an accolade nor a condemnation. i admire the resolution of the BMW fanatic to adhere to a brand that HATES when you work on your own car and wants you to never be able to touch your oil or transmission fluid or any fluid at all. like i don't even think they want you putting new windshield wiper blades on your own shit tbh

chevy: i hate you. mostly out of spite, but for select few out of seething jealousy. it is MOSTLY out of spite, though. silverado owners should be crucified.

ford: you should hate yourself for being stupid. mustangs are cute and fun but honestly i only ever see fucking idiots drive them. admiration for their aftermarket support though. the f150 is such a piece of shit it's unfuckingbelievable

dodge: 9.8/10 i hope your head explodes but for that .2/10 i feel a deepseated and unending longing. if you drive a stock charger or challenger you're committing a grave and reprehensible sin.

subaru: it's fine it's literally fine i just don't really give a shit either way

honda: you probably drive like an idiot but it's a fine car. you know what you're getting, they're easy to work on. you might not be getting like, the car of your dreams, but it's a fine beast

nissan: oh my god stop speeding and weaving in traffic you're going to fucking die!!! when you do can i have your car please [THIS EXCLUDES ROUGE DRIVERS. YOU NEED TO HAND IN YOUR LICENSE]

gmc: either a reliable and beautiful truck for grandpa or a house on wheels for someone who seriously needs to get their license and children and maybe house taken away

scion: there's something irreparably wrong with you.

jeep: fun. hateable. understandable as to why people drive them. you Are a freak though i'm sorry. they have so many fucking problems with them like they serious are like fucking rescue dogs with 12 cancers even fresh off the lot. their compact suvs are perhaps of the devil

saturn: [Looks around scared in an empty room] Did you guys hear that

mercury: i really cannot believe people still drive these but it's always a surprise and a treat to see one. beyond that i have no opinion

oldsmobile: yeah that's -- do -- okay. sure. it's a gm car and it's cute in its styling but i think this car is really for a specific kind of person...

pontiac: owners are weirdly stoic. have had fun with pontiac drivers. they're whatever cars it's sad they don't make em no more but i don't blame them neither

volvo: I miss you baby but you are truly a grade of shitbox unlike any other. when people do love them enough to keep them up it's a beautiful thing it's like when a hound loves a farmer

volkswagon: man. whatever. the jetta and the golf attract very mysterious and enjoyable people in the US but i feel neutral if not slightly apprehensive towards the car

mitsubishi: my stupid delight. i keep trying to hate mitsubishi but i really can't

mazda: ...i'm... i'm not sure.

buick: please get off the road

cadillac: I really think something BAD should happen to you. I'm not sure if I even say that playfully

mercedes: weirdly cute cars for fucking idiots and the new ones just seem like such pieces of shit

audi: i have yet to see an audi driver that hasn't thought they were jesus christ or charli xcx despite audis being midtier fauxluxury vehicles

lincoln: cute. weirdly lasting, but i'm not sure that i mean in how their engines are built up. uncertain how i feel about the lincoln demographic. not a fan of their new shit. it's fine but you need to be rich to own one because them parts ain't cheap

suzuki: Falls to my knees. I miss you baby. Fuck...

lexus: the car is neither comfortable nor sleek enough, which makes me not think it's very luxurious. basically lived in one of these for a long time. Hated it. it lasted i guess but when it died jesus christ

hyundai: MAN THEY'RE ALWAYS DOING SOME FUCK ASS SHIT WITH THEIR FUCKING CARS it's always like Here's my car that looks like a Bubble. Or a Dragonfly. And you can't see out of it

bentley: the amount of times i've considered rear ending one of these

kia: cute, useless cars

fiat: cars for smug people

mini: cars for slightly less smug people

lucid: YOU BOUGHT A FUCKING LUCID??? I can't lie that's funny. cute styling i think it seems like a halfway decent ev but i've never studied one hard i just went to a mall exhibition on them so i'm talking out of my ass here

ferrari: not dignifying this with a response

acura: does anyone remember the acura

aston martin: similarly to the bently, ironically enough, the amount of times i've considered rear ending one...

alfa romeo: oh fuck off you rich asshole

bugatti, hummer, land rover, tesla, lamborghini, porsche, ram, RIVIAN, and ESPECIALLY MCLAREN: i hate you. with a burning passion, actually.

chrysler and infiniti: this is like the kind of car they animate in 3d disney movies

jag: you think you're so cool don't you

maserati: unfortunately you are actually cool

maybach: You hurt me so

isuzu: I LOVE YOU BABYYYYY YOU'RE SO CUUUUUTE mostly for their commercial trucks and this is mostly honorable mention but their cars have cute styling. i don't know if the personal vehicles are any good sadly

daihatsu: i really know nothing of the engines but the styling of these cars is really something special

takeoka: i have a hard time giving an opinion on these because any time i look at one i start freaking the fuck out

hino: i have 0 opinion on this.

SEAT: como crecí con estos automóviles, mi opinión es muy subjetiva pero i think they're cute classics. modern versions are hit or miss but isn't that the nature of nostalgia

mitsuoka: biased based on kanji i won't lie but also biased based on that stupid fucking styling i wish i could pop the hood on one of these fucking freaks

[hudson-whorenet]

Random Cars thoughts I think about all the time pt.1

It’s currently fairly late (early?) and I can’t sleep so imma talk about things in the cars universe that I think about near constantly. Ok 1 2 3 GO

Mater private eye

Dude I think about this short all the fucking time man, but do you know what the best part about it is imo?

This character design RIGHT here. DUDEEEEE ok this might just be my sheer adoration of classic/vintage cars but this bitch showed up and I went feral a bit. First of I cannot believe they created such a bomb ass character for this five minute short and he’s just never seen again but dude it fits the 1920’s theme so perfectly, the way they’ve exaggerated the front fenders to resemble the turned up collar of a trench coat, the way his roof resembles a flat cap like it’s literally so COOL MAN. I actually can’t stress enough how excited my pathetic little monkey brain got when I saw this design for the first time. The fact (In my opinion) that they were trying to mirror the car seen in peaky blinders (1927 Bentley 6.5 litre) is also extremely cool as you can see the whole gangster element really come through in the character before he’s even properly introduced RAHHHH. I’m so incredibly biased about this because this design alone hits like three of my hyper fixations at once but RAHAHRBHAHAHSBS HES SO FUCKING COOL I NEED TO OWN HIS DIE CAST AHHH

The Thomasville racers

I would just like to state my love for the thomasville racers. YES I know they play a moderate role in the third film and get plenty of screen time I guess but in my humble opinion THEY DESERVE MORE. Do you have ANY idea how hard a prequel movie/series would go (I KNOW ITS EXTREMELY UNLIKELY AND KINDA IMPOSSIBLE) I would give a kidney to see these characters in their prime, just from the flash backs of their races I just know it would be so much fun to watch. Seeing them interact with Doc would be an absolute highlight, being able to gauge their own personal relationships with him, Louise’s feelings towards him (fucking pop off babe love her) it would all be so interesting to see and I would start backflipping irl if Pixar EVER announced they were going to expand on them as characters. Also river is the best I didn’t talk abt him here because I don’t have any immediate thoughts but be’s silly and I enjoy him.

Car biology

Now there is one thing that comes to mind in this fucking fandom when you talk about car biology, and that is the obvious how the fuck do they reproduce. DOESN’T MATTER I HAVE A BIGGER QUESTION. Are their eyes wet. Hear me out here ok, cars cry, we see it happen and there’s implications at multiple different points throughout the franchise that they have tears. Does this mean their eyes are wet??? Or are they crying wiper fluid or something? I feel like that would make sense but the line between what are bodily fluids and what are yummy delicious beverages is so painfully blurred that It wouldn’t surprise me if they’re chugging wiper fluid too. The eyes are wet argument is overall kinda silly because we see lifeless car wrecks in some of the shorts and the windshield is still intact! So this presents something worse than eyes are wet, it implies that the car itself is like an exoskeleton and all the meaty important parts are on the inside! Yay! I only say this because we know they have brains obviously and it’s mentioned in some official book that I can’t remember the name of right now but it’s CANON they have brains. So are the brains MEAT? Because if the brains are meat then the eyes are probably squishy too!! But if they have windshields and we think about the exoskeleton thing are their eyes just freakish gelatinous cubes smushed behind the windshield? BUT IF THATS THE CASE WHY DO THEY NEED EYELIDS? I’m aware that this is all highly stupid and trivial but Pixar made too many decisions with absolutely no was to explain them in a child-friendly way and ultimately backed themselves into a corner about stuff like this and now there’s sleep deprived neurodivergents on tumblr dot com trying to pick up the pieces.

Anyway that’s it for this one I might post more of these in the future because it’s fun to just rant about ridiculous shit for no reason lmao

[beckercarcare]

10 Essential Car Maintenance Tips: Expert Advice to Keep Your Vehicle in Top Condition

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Spark plugs ignite the air-fuel mixture in your engine, and worn-out spark plugs can cause misfires, reduce fuel efficiency, and lead to engine performance issues. Replacing them at the right time is key to keeping your car running smoothly.

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[jupiterisaroace]

: Well, I guess I'll go home now (Hector pretends to walk away by walking in place and speaking loudly) : and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around. BARRY: You're busted, box boy! HECTOR: I knew I heard something! So you can talk! BARRY: I can talk. And now you'll start talking! : Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier? HECTOR: I don't understand. I thought we were friends. : The last thing we want to do is upset bees! (Hector takes a thumbtack out of the board behind him and sword-fights Barry. Barry is using his stinger like a sword) : You're too late! It's ours now! BARRY: You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword! HECTOR: You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! (Barry hits the thumbtack out of Hectors hand and Hector surrenders) Barry: Where is the honey coming from? : Tell me where! HECTOR: (Pointing to leaving truck) Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! (Barry chases after the truck but it is getting away. He flies onto a bicyclists' backpack and he catches up to the truck) CAR DRIVER: (To bicyclist) Crazy person! (Barry flies off and lands on the windshield of the Honey farms truck. Barry looks around and sees dead bugs splattered everywhere) BARRY: What horrible thing has happened here? : These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now : they're on the road to nowhere! (Barry hears a sudden whisper) (Barry looks up and sees Mooseblood, a mosquito playing dead) MOOSEBLOOD: Just keep still. BARRY: What? You're not dead? MOOSEBLOOD: Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed? BARRY: To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here. MOOSEBLOOD: I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off! ANOTHER BUG PLAYING DEAD: I'm going to Tacoma. (Barry looks at another bug) BARRY: - And you? MOOSEBLOOD: - He really is dead. BARRY: All right. (Another bug hits the windshield and the drivers notice. They activate the windshield wipers) MOOSEBLOOD== Uh-oh! (The windshield wipers are slowly sliding over the dead bugs and wiping them off) BARRY: - What is that?! MOOSEBLOOD: - Oh, no! : - A wiper! Triple blade! BARRY: - Triple blade? MOOSEBLOOD: Jump on! It's your only chance, bee! (Mooseblood and Barry grab onto the wiper and they hold on as it wipes the windshield) Why does everything have to be so doggone clean?! : How much do you people need to see?! (Bangs on windshield) : Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! RADIO IN TRUCK: From NPR News in Washington, I'm Carl Kasell. MOOSEBLOOD: But don't kill no more bugs! (Mooseblood and Barry are washed off by the wipr fluid) MOOSEBLOOD: - Bee! BARRY: - Moose blood guy!! (Barry starts screaming as he hangs onto the antenna) (Suddenly it is revealed that a water bug is also hanging on the antenna. There is a pause and then Barry and the water bug both start screaming) TRUCK DRIVER: - You hear something? GUY IN TRUCK: - Like what? TRUCK DRIVER: Like tiny screaming. GUY IN TRUCK: Turn off the radio. (The antenna starts to lower until it gets to low and sinks into the truck. The water bug flies off and Barry is forced to let go and he is blown away. He luckily lands inside a horn on top of the truck where he finds Mooseblood, who was blown into the same place) MOOSEBLOOD: Whassup, bee boy? BARRY: Hey, Blood. (Fast forward in time and we see that Barry is deep in conversation with Mooseblood. They have been sitting in this truck for a while) BARRY: ...Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see. MOOSEBLOOD: Wow! BARRY: I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it. : I mean, that honey's ours. MOOSEBLOOD: - Bees hang tight. BARRY:

IF YOU WANT FOREVER

[optimumautoserviceca]

Top 10 Tips for Passing Your Alberta Car Inspection

Here are some tips to help you pass your Alberta car inspection:

Check your lights: Make sure all your lights are working properly, including headlights, taillights, brake lights, turn signals and hazard lights. Replace any burnt out bulbs.

Check your tires: Check the tread depth of the tire and make sure it meets the minimum requirements (approximately 1.6 mm). Also, check for signs of wear or irregularities. Make sure all tires are properly inflated.

Checking brakes: Make sure your brakes are in good shape. If you hear any unusual noises or feel vibrations when applying the brakes, have them checked by a mechanic.

Wiper blades: Make sure your wiper blades are in good shape and clean your windshield thoroughly. Replace if damaged or leaving lines.

Check fluid levels: Make sure all fluid levels are replenished, including engine oil, transmission fluid, brake fluid, coolant and windshield washer fluid.

Inspect belts and hoses: Inspect belts and hoses for any signs of wear or cracks. Alternate as needed to avoid any problems during analysis.

Exhaust system: Check your exhaust system for leaks or holes. A high-performance exhaust system is required to pass inspection.

Check suspension: Make sure your car’s suspension is in good shape. Check for excessive bumping or vibration while driving. Damaged supports can lead to inspection failures.

Address Check Engine Light: If your check engine light comes on, locate and repair it before taking your vehicle for inspection. Most diagnostics will fail the vehicle with a flashing check engine light.

Documents: Bring all necessary documents including vehicle registration, insurance and certificate of prior application. Make sure it is trendy and appropriate.

By following these tips to ensure your vehicle is properly repaired, you can increase your chances of successfully passing an Alberta vehicle inspection.

[lovelandfrogispookybear]

7: Water

Eddie's pov

Time here is weird. It always either feels too fast or too slow, but  now it seems much easier with another person. Getting to know this little kiddo has been interesting, she is quite a character. Just a few days ago, we talked about piercings and tattoos. I tried to explain why some people were a fan of "being mean to their skin" (her words, not mine), but she shut me down and said she would never try it. Which is understandable, but it surprised me that she had never heard of it. I suppose it was like music to her, she just didn't know.

Speaking of music, ever since Otto brought me back Lucy, music is all she's been begging to hear.

"More sing, Eddie!" It does seem the more she listens the more she talks, but she still has her secrets. Every few days-

"Oh, Eddie, song later. I leave now."

She stands up, and scuttles out the crack in the wall. Sometimes she's gone for a few hours, sometimes it's a few days. She always comes back safe, if she had any bruises or cuts they're all gone, and she almost always comes back with food in tow.

I'm about to lay back and try to sleep, but Otto hurriedly comes back in.

"Eddie! Eddie! Water!" She smiles excitedly, and grabs some empty containers.

"Is it raining?" I ask, sitting up.

"No, no raining." Otto grabs my arm, and drags me outside. We quietly maneuver through vines, and eventually hit a large, worn down brick wall. It looks like one of the outside walls of the high school. There are lines of cars, almost as if school was still in session.

"In car, water." Otto walks over to a run-down pickup truck, and pops the hood. She scans the interior quickly, and pulls out the white reservoir of windshield wiper fluid. She doubles to the back, and pulls out another. "Water!"

I hold out one of the tubs, and she fills it with water.

"I'm going to check that nice one over there, and work my way down."

Otto shakes her head.

"No. Fancy cars use real clean. Water is for duds, duds no good for real clean," she stumbles over her words.

"The nicer cars can afford the cleaner fluid, and the more busted ones can't, so they use water?" I ask, deciphering her words. Otto nods, and starts at another car. I skip the nice car, and start on a sedan with rusted hubcaps and a missing car door handle.

After about an hour of water gathering, we've filled all ten of our containers and its enough to last us for a while. I stuff them in my bag, and we get ready for the quiet and quick walk home. Suddenly, a thought hits me.

"Otto, what if we move out here?" I suggest.

"What mean?" She asks.

"I mean. what if we make a new home over here. We could go somewhere up high, and we would be safer. We might have to worry about the bats, but I haven't seen many so I think we would be okay!"

"Where here though?" Otto asks. "The home now working."

"Like I said, safer! And I think we would be closer to the water sources, and I bet I could get you some books in the school library." I smile at her, knowing she's been poking around and trying to read.

"Eddie, I will go get our things. You look like there is something you want to do." Otto nods, dashing off. There IS something I want to do. I watch Otto until she disappears, and I start towards the trailer park.

"New home! Excited!" Otto stacks tubs of water. I unload a crate full of towels, and set it down. Otto curls up in the corner for a nap, and I begin to unpack my backpack. As I pull empty cans and bottles out, I think about seeing the spot where I almost died. I guess I was hit so bad I couldn't remember being saved. I remove the old band poster, and stick it to the wall. I scan the bottom of the bag with my hand, making sure nothing got lost.

My fingers hit a bump at the bottom of the bag. Confused, I search around the bottom seam, and eventually hit a small tear. I pull at it, and I find something. A small notebook. I flip it open, and scrawled on the front cover are 3 words. Written by Dustin.

"Holy shit," I whisper to myself. Skimming, I take note of what's written in it. Diagrams, notes. A few pages in, I see a detailed sketch of one of the big ones. Written next to the sketch, in print so small I need to hold my cigarette to it to read it, is a description.

"The Demogorgon is named after Eleven's initial description of the Upside Down using the Party's board and pieces. It's overall nature is comparable to that of a Great White Shark, as it is a highly solitary animal that is attracted to blood. It sometimes eats its prey, though it can also try and use them to create more. It can heal quickly and is mostly impenetrable to everything except fire... it can even create it's own temporary tears between worlds..." I murmur to myself.

I flip the next page, and there's another diagram showing what seems to be the growth stages of this thing. There's a "larval stage", where it looks like a fat worm. Then, it progresses into a bigger, dog-like creature, the one I saw at the beginning, affectionately named "Demodog" by Dustin. Before I can flip another page, Otto jumps onto me. She holds out a piece of trash.

"What color is this?" She asks, handing it to me. It's a sliver of hot pink plastic, probably from a kids toy.

"Pink," I explain, giving it back. Otto looks confused.

"I thought the only colors were red, orange, green, yellow, blue, and purple?"

"Those… how do I explain this… Those are the main colors."

"Main colors?"

"The main colors kind of... make up every other color? I don't really understand it myself, but it's just a thing."

Otto nods, and puts the plastic into a small jar she must have found.

"Saving it?" I ask, chuckling.

"I want to keep every color." She sets the jar down next to her box of punks, and I ruffle her hair.

"That might be hard, Buggo. But I bet you can do it," I smile, watching as she rummages through our things in her search for more color. We spend the rest of the "night" collecting bits and bites for her collection.

[somumondal1234]

10 basic car maintenance tips

  TOP 10 CAR MAINTENANCE TIP FOR 2024

These are the top ten vehicle maintenance recommendations to assist you in maintaining the best possible condition for your car:1. regular oil changes:-Change the engine oil and oil filter at the recommended intervals. Clean oil is vital for proper engine function.

2. check the fluid level:-Ensure you periodically check and replenish vital fluids, including coolant, power steering, brake, gearbox, and windshield washer fluid. 3. Take care of your tire:-Maintain the specified tire pressure levels by checking them regularly. As advised by the owner's manual for your car, rotate your tires and replace them when the tread becomes worn. 4. Brake system inspection:-Check the brake system regularly, making sure to check the brake pads, rotors, and brake fluid levels. If you hear any squeaking or grinding sounds, these are early indicators of brake problems. 5. Air filter replacement:-To guarantee a clean air supply to the engine and enhance fuel efficiency and performance, replace the engine air filter at the prescribed intervals. 6. Battery maintenance:-Examine the battery terminals for rust and give them a cleaning if necessary. Regularly test the battery, particularly if it is older than three years. 7. Inspect wiper blades:-When the weather is bad, replace your worn-out wiper blades to maintain good vision. 8. Suspension checks:-To guarantee even tire wear and a comfortable rid....read more

[pastelhombre]

Car Maintenance Masterpost

I woke up and a 2013 Hyundai Sonata was outside of my window! Not the car we looked at the day before, but it's a car! That works!

I was initially worried because my parents picked this car without consulting me before, but this car seems really cost effective, which is my main want for my car. Average annual repair/maintenance is only $486.

Here's a list of common repairs and their costs.

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Maintenance Notes:

Statefarm, my parent's auto insurance, and most likely, now my insurance suggests that these should be checked/maintained along their corresponding time frames.

Once a month:

❤ Tire Pressure should be checked and adjusted if necessary.

❤ Windshield Washer Fluid should be replenished. NOT WITH WATER A gallon can be anywhere from $1.25(Dollar Tree) to $5-ish from retailers like Walmart and AutoZone.

❤ Engine Oil Level should be checked every 1,000 - 1,500 miles. 1 Quart is around $8 while 5 Quarts are around $25.

❤ Car should be washed.

Every 3 months:

❤ Automatic Transmission and Steering Fluid should be checked and replenished as needed. You can get 32 oz. for under $6 at Walmart.

❤ Tire Condition should be checked and replaced in case of wear or damage.

Every 6 months:

❤ Windshield Wipers are said to last 6 months, but I know I can replace them when their ineffectiveness become unbearable. Replacement blades are priced from $15 and $26. Advance Auto Parts will replace your windshield wipers for free if you purchase new blades there, otherwise, they provide an excellent video demonstrating how to replace them under a minute.

❤ Engine Oil should be changed every 7,500 miles. This site states it should be changed every 5,000-10,000 miles.

As per this site:

❤Every year, Cabin Air Filters should be replaced. (15,000-

20,000 miles)

❤Every 2 years, Fuel Air Filters, Engine Air Filters, Oil Filters should be replaced. (30,000 miles)

❤!!Brakes!! If you hear grinding when you stop that’s a telltale sign you’ve burned through your brake pads and are wearing down your rotors, which, depending upon the make and model of your car can be quadruple the cost of brake pads alone.

❤A Funnel is needed for the various oils and liquids poured into the car. They are around $1 at Walmart and Dollar Tree.

The car also comes with it's own jack, located with the spare tire. A lug wrench would be needed to change the tire myself, but my Statefarm will replace it for free if you have the spare with you.

[mccoysloan70]

Fix Your Car Like A Pro - Tips To Help!

Automobile repairs are an inevitability. They can be extremely difficult to deal with. By taking the time to educate yourself on proper auto maintenance you can learn to perform your own minor car repairs and save a good chunk of money. This article is loaded with useful automotive repair tips and advice. Do you have a hard time starting your car? Your battery probably needs to be recharged or replaced. You need to check the state of charge of your battery. You can use a hydrometer or a voltmeter depending on the type of battery you have. If you have been regularly recharging your battery, it might be time for a new one. Save fuel by driving as if you have a glass of water sitting on your dashboard. This practice helps you avoid jack rabbit starts and quick stops. Each time you accelerate quickly, the engine of your car uses more fuel than it would if you were to accelerate at a gradual increase in speed. It is important to maintain the level of your brake fluid. The brake fluid compartment is usually close to the engine and should be checked regularly. Make sure the compartment is two third full and add more brake fluid if you need to. There might be a leak in your system if you often need to add more brake fluid. If you notice your windshield wipers are not removing all the water from your windshield when it rain, you may need to replace the blades. This is a simple fix anyone can do. Measure the blades and purchase new ones from an auto supply store. Remove the old ones and snap the new ones in place. Always exercise the highest level of caution when working with your car's fuel system. Never work around fuel tanks, fuel lines or pumps with sources of ignition such as cigarettes or anything that could produce a spark. Wipe up any fuel spills immediately, and protect yourself by wearing fuel-resistant gloves and eyewear. Listen for any strange noises that your car may be making. These may be popping sounds, knocks, squeals, or something else. They are definitely symptoms of some sort of issue that needs auto repair. Keep a log of when you hear them, and note the type of driving you were doing when they occurred. It will help the auto shop diagnose the issue properly. Wash and wax your car on a fairly regular basis. This will prevent it from becoming eroded. Many people go get paint jobs to cover the process of erosion. You can avoid having to pay for this if you make sure that your car is very well taken care of. Even if your car only seems to have a small issue going on, you should definitely have it looked at. Small issues can often turn into larger ones. Never leave valuables in your vehicle when you bring it to be repaired. It is true that most shops have very trust worthy employees, but not all do, and you do not want to be a victim of theft. Instead, protect yourself by cleaning your vehicle and removing anything that is not attached to the car. Always ask in advance how much labor costs at that particular shop. In fact, do not give them your keys until you have a clear understanding of what you will be charged. Many times, this information is not posted in an obvious place, so it is important to know what you are getting yourself into. If you are repairing your vehicle at home you must be sure to put everything that you take off of the vehicle in one safe place. One of the biggest problems that people run into is they lose a part from their car and can not put everything back together. Do not let this happen to you. Don't let a mechanic talk you into getting your car's engine flushed when it doesn't need it. This is a pretty expensive service and you do not really need it unless you have been doing things that have been particularly bad on your engine, like failing to change your oil regularly. Pick up a book on simple auto repairs. You may find that some smaller repairs you can do at home, especially if you are mechanically inclined. Though, don't go crazy! If it's an advanced issue, get your car to a legitimate repair shop as soon as you can. Don't make the problem worse with a shoddy repair job. Always get a second opinion before you have an expensive repair done. No one is perfect, so there is a chance that the shop is wrong about what is needed done. Additionally, you may be able to find someone to do the work for a far cheaper price than what your original shop quoted you. Never feel like you have to go to your dealer for any sort of auto repairs or maintenance. In fact, the dealer could be rather pricey compared an unaffiliated (yet still quality) local auto repair shop. Do your homework about where you are considering going, and then make the best call for yourself. Probably the most important component of your vehicle is the brakes. Without them, you are not going to be able to drive. If they are damaged, this can be extremely dangerous for you. Therefore, whenever you experience brake problems, immediately see a mechanic to have them replaced. To do this yourself, you must use rubber boots to remove the bolts and loosen the brake pads. Then, install new brakes. However, if you are not comfortable doing this, it is best to see a mechanic. automotive repair boise idaho You do not want to take chances when it comes to brakes. As mentioned in the opening paragraph of this article, automobile repairs are an annoying inevitability. At some point or another you will need to deal with car problems. By using the tips and advice contained in this article you can fix minor car problems yourself and avoid overspending on costly service fees.

[edward-d-sonata]

Jaeger for Love Chapter 1. Bloodstone Joins

Sika sighs as she throws a wrench at her much taller brother "You better be fucking glad that I'd rather work on this Cruiser than having to work on it after killing you and Kidd, Killer", She growled before going under the police cruiser that had been towed in by Heat while Wire worked the front desk . The 5'5 blonde was now pissed as not only was she dealing with a breakup , her brother trying to convince her to join a new app for dating ,but some fucking idiot mixed up oil ,antifreeze , and fucking windshield fluid. Her aquamarine eyes were bloodshot with dark circles around her eyes as she rolled herself out from under the cruiser "they better be glad it didn't blow up with how fucked this shit is", she grumbled tiredly as her golden hip length curls was braided and in a bun . She wore a black tank top and blue jeans covered in oil and grease stains but they did nothing the hide her thicc body and while she might be the smallest in the shop as well as only woman , she has proven she could beat the shit of 8 ft tall man.

She wipes her hands on her lilac rag as the five of them had their own colored rags hers was lilac, killer's was dark blue , Kidd's was red, Heat was light blue, wire had grey , and visitors/ customers used yellow. Sika walked to the front desk and sighs grabbing the phone "hey This is Sika from Victoria Punk Garage, I need you to put me through to Chief Sengoku it's about the cruiser he had is look at", she says as she used a fake customer service voice as her tattoo stood out to most because of the difference in it and her Shitty attitude as it was visible on her upper arm. While she waited for the woman to put her through she checked out the app her brother and his friends were nagging her about , signing up she put her anonymous name as Bloodstone as it and aquamarine were the birthstones for March.

Once she finished verifying she put her gender as female , sexual preference as straight, and she was looking for love as it's been two weeks since her and Drake broke up due to her finding him in bed with a pink haired woman named Rebecca. She hears the click and the voice of the police chief "Hello Sika did you get it fixed ?", he asks "not yet I'm letting it drain right now be glad it didn't lock up or blow up the engine because the antifreeze was in the oil valve, windshield wiper fluid in the antifreeze valve ,and oil in the tank for wiper fluid , it should be done in two hours then one of your guys can pick it up", she says calmly while typing her hobbies in the interest box of her profile. "Thank you Sika I'll send Kuzan by the shop in two hours.", he said as she said okay and hung up while typing before hitting enter. "Finally signed up to Jaeger for love?", Wire asks peering over her shoulder. "Yep just to get you four off my back about it.", she says before going back to the garage and refilling the correct fluids before heading up stairs to the dorm rooms the five had built for naps and overnight jobs. She walks in to hers as their doors was the colors of their rags. Her phone plugs up to charge as she set her alarm for an hour before slipping out of her work boots before falling onto the bed falling asleep. Kidd left in the truck to get lunch for everyone from a fast food burger joint and soon she woke up to notifications of the app signaling she got a match

KimonoGuy had matched with Bloodstone BluePhoenix has matched with Bloodstone Pompadour has matched with Bloodstone

She looks at the notifications and sight as she didn't expect to match at all but then gets up hearing Killer call out that Kuzan was there to get the cruiser. She goes down the slide she convinced them to build before going to the tall cop wearing a sleep mask on his head and a navy blue uniform with a white and blue utility belt . "Alright I'm Sika the one who worked on the cruiser it'll cost $250 for the supplies and service and $150 for the tow fee so it'll be $400", she says seriously as unlike her older brother by 2 years her bangs were pulled back out of her face and she narrowed her eyes as she saw him looking at her tits but mostly ignored it as he wrote the check and she took it before taking it to the office where she wrote his receipt and the shop's copy before putting the check away . Her lilac cased iPhone buzzed in her back pocket but she ignored it grabbing the keys and receipt handing it to him .

Sika looks to Killer and Kidd "Oi ,so I got 3 matches so far on that stupid app", she says before grabbing her chicken sandwich and curly fries taking them into the break room where she sat and ate deciding she'll look at her phone when she heads to the gym after eating. She soon grabs her black duffel bag with lilac straps before putting on her black leather jacket and lilac cat eared motorcycle helmet. She checks the black saddle bags of her custom built black, lilac, and gold bike before smiling to herself as she had her tools if she needed them before getting on and heading to the Red Force Gym ran by Shanks as he held MMA matches there once a month . "Well ,well, been awhile since I've seen you here Sika actually thought I'd see you here sooner especially after the whole drake bullshit .", Shanks says seeing her walk in as she sighs "don't bring up that bastard I'm gonna change then start my routine so don't bother me unless some one asks for a mechanic or me by name.", she growls at the one armed older Red head before going into the women's changing room and began changing into her black sweatpants , maroon over sized shirt and black asics .

She pulls out her phone seeing the notifications before replying to the messages.

KimonoGuy: Hey Cutie hope you're having a good day can't wait to hear from you.

Bloodstone: yo , I'm okay I guess hitting the gym after work

Bluephoenix: Hello Gorgeous hope you're having a good day

Bloodstone: yo , I'm okay I guess hitting the gym after work

Pompadour: Sup hope you're day is going okay

Bloodstone: yo , I'm okay I guess hitting the gym after work

She closes out of the app before putting wrist wraps on as well as her headphones playing her mixed genre/era playlist ignoring the people around her as she started on the treadmill on an incline. Steadily she increased the speed going for thirty minutes before walking to the bench press putting 150lbs on each side of the bar before beginning her reps. Sika puts the bar in its holder before sitting up ,stretching , and popping her neck and back . As she paused her music and began walking to the changing room she noticed a certain tattooed Med resident standing by her baby waiting.

Trafalgar Law begins towards his yellow with black trim 1970 corvette stingray he had her restore with custom parts for $75,000 two years ago. She walks out to him deciding to see what he needed since he had a gym at the house him and three of his friends lived in. "Hey what do you need me to look at Law?", she asks as she pops the hood looking it over as it was the first custom restore she ever did she considered it her baby too. "I need some maintenance done on Tang, when can you do it since you're the only one qualified to work on it?, also Luffy asked if you could go to the Hospital and look at one of his brother's cars since he doesn't have your number and I wouldn't give it to him since I needed to see you about tang anyways.", he says as she remembered Sabo telling her he was one of the ER doctors at New world Regional as well as his family's doctor , his name was Marco if she remembered correctly.

"Yea bring it by after your shift today , I'll run by Regional after I change back into my work clothes and go ahead and give out my number to luffy and his brothers. More work means more money which means I can move out of Wire's house. Don't get me wrong I love them to death but after all the parties and shit it's getting old fast.", she says honestly as she could've already bought herself a place but no good ones has been available yet plus she liked being secretly rich. Law nods in understanding as the two of them had been friends since Grandline High, where she met her friend Perona who's the older sister of Luffy's bestfriend Zoro. Sika closes the hood before going to the changing rooms inside and putting on her tank top ,jeans ,and boots.

She walks to her bike as she puts on her leather jacket and helmet seeing Law already left. She turns on the speaker inside her helmet she installed as she sits on her bike putting on the song Meet me where they play the blues by Jack Teagarden . She knew her taste in music was strange for a 25 year old but she didn't care as it was timeless to her. With her phone put away she began to sing with the music as she drove to the hospital . Pulling into the parking lot her phone began to ring as she pressed the button to answer " Hello?", she asked "Sika , where are you? We're on our way to the hospital Kidd got his left arm crushed as one of the lifts failed in the shop", Killer explained as she gasped "Shit , I just got to the hospital for a diagnostic on one of the Newgate boys' car  I'll go in and inform them of your inbound, how far out are you?", she asked as she got off her bike "15", he says as she hangs up and took off her helmet and rushes inside the emergency department seeing Law.

"Law , shit , Killer's on his way with Kidd one of the lifts failed and he got his left arm crushed they're 10 minutes inbound ", she says trying to stay calm as he nods informing the attending physician before barking orders and handing the patient information sheet to her knowing she kept up with everyone at the shop's medical records. A shaky breathe as she filled out his information as she looked normal but those who knew her could tell just by her eyes and posture that she was freaking out and panicking.

[oliviajames1122]

When to Replace Your Windscreen Wipers: Importance of Checking MOT History

Replacing your windscreen wipers is an essential part of maintaining your vehicle's safety and ensuring that you have clear visibility when driving. It's important to know when it's time to replace your wipers, so you can avoid any potential hazards on the road. One way to keep track of the condition of your wipers is to check MOT history regularly, which can give you an idea of when your wipers were last inspected or replaced.

So, when should you replace your windscreen wipers? The answer depends on several factors, including the age of your wipers, the frequency of use, and the climate in which you drive. As a general rule, wipers should be replaced every six months to a year, or as soon as you notice any signs of wear or damage.

One of the most common signs that it's time to replace your wipers is streaking or skipping on your windshield. This can happen when the rubber on the wiper blades becomes worn or damaged, and it can significantly reduce your visibility while driving. If you notice streaks or skipping, it's a good idea to replace your wipers as soon as possible.

Another sign that your wipers may need to be replaced is a squeaking or chattering noise when they're in use. This can indicate that the blades are not making proper contact with the windshield, which can lead to reduced visibility and potential hazards on the road. If you hear any unusual noises while using your wipers, it's best to have them inspected and replaced if necessary.

In addition to checking your wipers for signs of wear or damage, it's also important to maintain them properly. This includes cleaning them regularly with a soft cloth or sponge and using a windshield washer fluid that's designed for your vehicle's make and model. Avoid using harsh chemicals or abrasive materials to clean your wipers, as this can cause damage to the rubber and reduce their effectiveness.

One way to keep track of the condition of your wipers is to check MOT status regularly. The MOT test includes an inspection of the windshield wipers, and the results of this inspection will be recorded in your vehicle's MOT history. By checking your MOT history, you can see when your wipers were last inspected or replaced and get an idea of when they may need to be replaced again.

To check your MOT history, you can use the official government website. Simply enter your vehicle's registration number and the website will provide you with a detailed report of your MOT history, including any advisories or failures related to your windshield wipers.

In addition to checking your MOT history, you can also inspect your wipers yourself to ensure that they're in good condition. This includes checking the rubber for any signs of cracking, splitting, or damage, as well as checking the wiper arm for any signs of rust or corrosion. If you notice any issues with your wipers, it's best to have them replaced as soon as possible to ensure your safety on the road.

In conclusion, replacing your windscreen wipers is an important part of maintaining your vehicle's safety and ensuring clear visibility while driving. By checking your wipers for signs of wear or damage, maintaining them properly, and checking your MOT history regularly, you can ensure that your wipers are in good condition and replace them as needed. If you're ever in doubt about the condition of your wipers, it's best to have them inspected by a professional mechanic to ensure your safety on the road.

[celineediz]

The sounds of traffic speeding by were next to her as she popped the hood to inspect what she could. For as many times as her car had broken down, Celine was no car repair woman. She knew nothing about cars most of the time, and it seemed like every time something went wrong it was a new kind of wrong. What was she going to do this time? She couldn't afford a new car or another expensive repair bill. Her little savings for a new car were going to be depleted with this repair.

Hearing a car slow down, Celine looked up. Instantly she was on alert because of the simple fact it was a strange man who was alone and she was a woman on her own. But it was broad daylight which helped on a busy road and he at least seemed to be acting cautious. "My car broke down again." She explained, but as he caught sight of the duct tape on the cap for the windshield wiper fluid because it kept popping off, she glanced at it and back to him. "The cap broke when I dropped it one time. The stupid thing won't stay on and always falls in and gets in the way. I duct taped it to make the cap stay."

In hopes to get some of his personal work finished that afternoon, Selim had dropped Ayla at one her friend's houses. The girl's mother, another teacher, had given him assurances that she would make sure his daughter and her own would get their school work done before she allowed them to do what they wished. He was coasting, the music quiet and his mind drifting off into thought and paying attention to the road when he spots a bellow of smoke and a horrified looking woman on the side of the road. The teacher chuckles to himself, not in amusement but in empathy for the other's situation, one that he'd been in way too many times to count on both hands. Cautious but friendly on approach, he ducks his head into Celine's vision. "hey," he speaks over the sound of traffic passing them by. " Are you alright? do you need he- is that duct tape?"

[gritandfaith]

The Hard Truth

 The hard the truth that you don't wanna hear is often the one thing no one will ever say to you. Yet the hard truth is what we often need the most.

I can honestly say that at the age of 30, I have been through more than most people twice my age. I've been broken in more ways than I care to share and what I'm about to say to you right now, I wish someone would have said to me before it was too late.

He's not gonna change sis. Things are not gonna get better. He makes it look good and so convincing for a while because it pulls you back in but I promise, it won't last.

People don't change overnight. Someone actually told me once "I can change overnight, I've done it before". I remember the cold chills that just ran down my spine because I knew right then I was dating someone that was probably the biggest con artist ever and didn't even realize it.

Time is something you can't get back. You can't get a refund on it, it doesn't work like that. The bad things you go through, you can get passed them but you'll never forget them.

So, ask yourself right now - why am I still here?

Sis, he isn't gonna change. It's a lie, a facade. He will never be what you deserve and he will never treat you the way you should be treated.

If you're a guy reading this, the same principle applies to you! 

People DO NOT change overnight. Stop letting them hurt you. No matter if you're a man or woman, it's okay to guard your heart and walk away.

Women and men are both guilty of being cruel. I've met some women that have made me ashamed to even call myself a woman, so trust me - I know it's not all men.

Starting over is the scary part. Staying, sounds easier and more secure because you're used to it. However, what is life without a little adventure?

Fear is not of God. Fear is something that people will use to control you. Fear is a liar. Fear is evil, it's cruel and it's the enemy. Don't be scared to start over!

Staying with someone that is toxic for you is not the only choice that you have.

Sometimes the best choice is being alone for a little while to learn to depend on yourself and to depend on God and then find someone to live your life with.

When you KNOW that you don't require a significant other to survive then life doesn't look so scary anymore.

Maybe you think I'm crazy and that's okay.

I've been alone a lot in my life but to be honest I kinda wanted it that way. I wanted to know that I can make it on my own. I now know that I can provide and support myself, I'm not scared of being alone anymore, I can open a pickle jar now, pour windshield washer fluid into my vehicle, change a wiper blade, put air in a tire and so on. I learned those little things and while I got mad at myself multiple times I still learned that I could do it myself.

I don't require a man to survive. Don't get me wrong, having someone love me and be by my side is amazing but I don't require it. I can survive alone if I have to.

Don't be afraid. It's okay to let go. Just know, you don't know my entire story but I can guarantee if you did you'd take my advice. 

This is your hard truth my friend, take it or leave it. I hope for your sake you take it. Spare yourself the heartbreak, the pain and the terrible memories and put yourself first. It's okay to let go.

[averycutesalamander]

greetings hello hi it is your local cowboy enthusiast here and i like him a normal amount. NORMAL do you hear me. a NORMAL AMOUNT. i have thought about his dick a NORMAL AMOUNT-

i imagine there's probably some kind of standardized port (like a usb on steroids or something) that are utilized across cyborgs and bots of all kinds for ease of use, manufacturing, and repairing. i could theoretically see the dick itself being semi-permanent in the sense that he can't just change it on the fly, but NAY i say, NAY!!! too much smut potential. and also funny potential. ("aw man, dick broke" and bro just pops it off like a broken windshield wiper and chucks it)

so i am of the opinion that he has a goddamn Assortment. he collects those bitches like pokemon. it's detachable (quite easily) and new ones can be connected whenever (also quite easily), although the process is more complicated and intensive (but still possible to do without a mechanic) when there's a fluid system involved. yes he can feel it. yes there are bluetooth options. yes he can have a pussy. yes he has a few models. thought about this a normal amount btw

naturally this means that it can look like WHATEVER, but i imagine he'd lean toward silicone/softer materials as a matter of preference (can you imagine trying to jerk off if it were metal on metal 😭 it could work with enough lube but the SOUND... EUhguhghh) but he's down for whatever. ribs, bumps, vibrations, temperature settings, insane shapes, whatever his heart desires. god knows there are enough freaky mechanics in the galaxy that he'll have plenty of options. i dont think he can get soft/hard as a default but im sure theres some crazy model with that function if he so desired it.

in regards to "where the hell does he put that thang" i hc him to have some kind of internal compartment that the whole setup pulls back into when not in use (like his plating splits apart and rearranges) for convenience and also probably safety bc there's no way that shit aint expensive as hell.

source: my fanfic

A very hypothetical question to hsr and boothill liker community. How does Boothill's dick work? Is it detachable? Does it work like usb plug? Metal? or what? I need proper explanation please, thank you.