SFW Dating Chaotic headcanons!
At first, I'll seem kinda distant, or like nothing has changed at all
It's mostly because I'm afraid of overstepping any boundaries, or being too damn clingy/obnoxious
after a lot of convincing, I will be the most affectionate person known to man
I am a very energetic individual, my friends will tell you (and complain) about how talkative I am
I'm actually a pretty touchy person, if I'm comfortable with you just expect me to grab your thigh or arm out of nowhere, lots of cuddles and snuggles, and probably some bites because bwahahaha
I giggle at the stupidest shit. I apologize
I will always try to make you laugh because seeing a smile on you will make me so happy and proud
I will act like the most baddest and evilest bitch out here, always flexing or bragging about how awesome I am then the next I'm saying how much I suck and how I wish I was anyone else
I'm not the type to talk about my feelings, I'm so used to bottling them out it actually makes me a bit uncomfortable talking about my own wellbeing (boo self care)
However I'm always down to hear anything you have to say, venting to me is encouraged actually (certified silly therapist trust)
I will flirt with you. Endlessly. There is no stopping me. Nothing.
If you flirt back, I might either immediately refuse what you say as true or become instantly flustered. I have to admit I get kinda flustered easy because I believe no one will purposely and actively flirt with me
Hugs and kisses! Im gonna shower the shit out of you with those
I will try to get you gifts, but I'm always unsure what to get you 😭
If you're shorter than me I am gonna bully you about your height
If you're taller... no you're not.
I will yap to you about things I like/love so be prepared
I do like my alone time sometimes, and if I'm in a bit of a bad mood, I might snap at you, but I try my best to not to bc Ily pookie
Pick up lines. Are. A. Yes.
I will love to hold hands with you, I will take your hand and press a tiny kiss to your knuckles ♡
I will fight anyone that talks shit about you. Either verbally or physically I will. I dont even care if I get hurt in the process I will protect the shit out of you.
I will compliment how good you look often
I dont mind staying home and just chilling, we dont have to do extravagant dates
Expect me to buy a lot of sweets bc my sweet tooth is insane- if you love spicy food and want me to try I will literally pass away I hope ur happy
I joke about a lot of things, and it may seem like I'm unserious, but there are times im serious, I just use it as a coping mechanism
I will try my best to look good for u shawty but not all the time (sweatpants sweatshirt gang)
I will try to hide my insecurities so u dont have to worry about me bc I'm supposed to be ur super strong buff lover (I cant lift too heavy stuff, but I will do it for u)
I will show you my writings and drawings often
I will kinda get super flirty with u in the *ahem* sense, but the moment u allow me I back away bc intimacy makes me skitter away in fear
GIVE ME ATTENTION >:[[[[ or else I will ignore you a certain amount of time (some y'all saw how bratty I can get)
Lots of teasing coming your way bro I love to tease (if u tease back... FOR SPARTAAAAAAAA)
If u like to play sports i will BEAT U NO CHANCE IM LETTING U WIN (sometimes i will let u win bc i feel bad)
U a gamer? 1V1 ME ALL DAY EVERYDAY
i will like to smell u (it's kinda weird I sorry 😭😭)
You love to sing? Sing for me right now honey I will love any song u sing
If u get me stuff i will actually be so happy and surprised
I may be unintentionally rough, I underestimate my own strength sometimes
You can be in my arms, or I can be yours! I dont mind being little spoon or big spoon
I will admit the most shameful things that I wouldnt want others to know, only to you (like how much i like headpats and ear scratches... kms)
PREPARE FOR CRINGE X3 NUZZLES UWU SO WARM
If anyone wants more I dont mind sharing lmao I only did this to develop my character and rlly think abt how im like
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OMG pookie so this cute guy was in one of my classes and hes known around campus for being drug addict and is a red flag but like hear me out, I'm friends with him and hes always venting to me about how he wants to quit and become a better person and today i caught him staring at me and he gave me a headpat... and now I dont know if im being delulu but yeah anyways hows ur love life? u can always date me u know pookie bear ily have an amazing night (u should be next to me in bed letting me shower u with kisses and praise and letting me treat u like a queen that u are) 💋💋
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UMMMM BESTIE that’s not even being delulu I would be thinking the same thing 👀 is he cute?? I know he sounds like such a red flag but why do I feel like he’s dangerously cute or something LOLLL just be careful pookie ily if he ever makes you feel weird or anything I will kill him 😤
my love life is ✨nonexistent✨ because I want a girlfriend ✨so fucking bad✨ but women are simply ✨too scary to talk to✨ and I hate dating apps and practically everyone in my city so I just suck it up and wallow in self-pity at the fact that all the cool girls live so far away and if only all the cool girls from the internet were closer my dumb ass would probably propose in like a week because I’m actually insane and down bad for women because they are ✨so cool✨ anyways if you’re reading this we are literally dating now pookie ILY PRETTY 🩷💓💖💘💗💝🫶
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SAW SOMEONE WANTING HUGS!!!!!!! HUGS U SOSO TIGHTLY EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE OK BESTIE!!!!!!!!!!! wraps u on a blankie and makes u some cotton candy flavored milk then pats u in the head <3
thank you soso much ;-; also thank you the milk i love cotton candy flavour sm <333 also im actually a cat and im purring in happiness from your headpats :3 i feel a little less scared so thank you ily /p <33333
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Honest opinion meme:
aaaaaaa i love u so much u are so squishy sometimes i feel so understood by u just because we both have the similar reactions to spending time with friends or worryin about them or like even the kinda icky rejection feelings and it's nice to feel understood.
i am super sorry it took me so long to be more communicative with you i was very intimidated but now that we hang out more and chat more i feel a lot safer talking to you (and i think that you deserve the credit for that for being so patient and positive and uplifting)
I love your many blorbos and oc's and i think it's so fun getting to hear snippets of your gaster or asgore lore or to hear the myriad of different au's your children are meant for. or to hear about enchiron or like literally ANYTHING ELSE you have such a deep wellspring of creativity from which you draw and i stand in awe <3
also i'm so excited your getting to follow through on your dream of doing a pottery class and i'm sooooo stinkin excited to see what you make and what Glazes you pick for your fired projects eeeee
ily you're the best and you deserve all the headpats and hugs and treats.
send ur top secret thoughts on me, no commentary
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