#headncanon time

[nerdcousin]

My fav Thranduil headncanon I’ve written so far

TW: this is dark as fuck

During the Battle of Dagorlad many people died, among them King Oropher of the Greenwood, Thranduils father.

I imagine that he was fighting against the orcs and he was hit from behind with a spear through the gut, and fell to the ground still alive. At this point many of the goblins have fallen and thus there are many riderless wargs on the the battle field. They see an elf on the ground, wounded, and unable to run or fight back.

They tear into Oropher, not caring that he is still alive because he can’t defend himself, he is powerless, all he can do is scream until his heart finally, finally gives out.

And all the while Thranduil is there, he is close enough to see his father being eaten alive, close enough to hear him scream but always too far away. Orcs are swarming him, he is tired, he is wounded but all he can think of is that he has to get there, he has to save his father but he can’t.

He fights and he fights, and more orcs keep coming. His father has stoped screaming a long time ago. He can barely see him, but he knows when he gets there he’ll only find a mangled, bloody corps, features torn beyond recognition and silver hair trod into pools of his own blood, but he has to get there, because if he can get there then it will all be alright. He’ll realise it’s not his father, or that he somehow managed to get away. Thranduil knows he’ll realise that, because his father can’t be dead, he has to be alive.

He is eventually dragged away by his own soldiers, they’re screaming at him: “It’s pointless, he’s dead!” But he can’t be dead, he isn’t, Thranduil knows that.

Days pass and they’re all calling him King, but he isn’t King, he is the prince, his father is the king.

And then finally someone finds Orophers body in the marshes, only recognised by the scratched and dirty circlet that’s still clinging to his head. He is brought back, and his body washed, and when someone gets a hold of Thranduil he is convinced that his father is back. They will all stop calling him king, and see that his fathers is still here because he can’t be dead.

He steps into the tent, and only when he sees his father there, body covered with a sheet, -not linen, they ran out months ago; it’s an old cloak someone found- skin grey, hair dull and brittle, eyes unseeing, tooth and claw marks even on his face, only then does it really sink in. His father really is dead. He can’t deine it anymore.

Days later he is still hasn’t cried, because maybe if he doesn’t show just how much it hurts, maybe it will stop hurting.

Weeks later he still barely speaks.

Months later, the war over, he still barely eats.

Years later he still wakes up screaming almost every night.

Decades later he still wishes he had died instead. His armes, his thighs, his entire body is covered in little jagged lines, because he thinks he deserves the pain, and his wife isn’t there anymore to tell him otherwise. Instead, she is another on the long list of people he wasn’t good enough to save.

Sometimes he thinks he should just slash his wrists and be done with it.

He drinks and works more than he should, he eats and sleeps less than he should.

He wants to change but he can’t, he can’t stop working at night and he can’t go to sleep because he would rather be exhausted than relive everything again.

He can’t stop drinking, because the alcohol makes him forget, even if just a tiny bit.

He can’t stop hating himself and he can’t stop cutting because he deserves it.

He can’t eat because what right does he have to be alive when so many others died?

He can’t stop thinking that he should be dead because it’s true.

Then the Dragon comes.

Yes, they defeated the beast but he is disfigured, a freak, a cripple. Blind in one eye and forced to hide behind a glamour so he wouldn’t go mad with pain.

He buries it all deep down, because someone has the lead his people, and he is the one who has to do it, however unworthy he may be.

He barely talks to his son anymore, and when he does, he never shows how much he loves him. He prays the boy would hate him, because he knows he can’t hold on forever, and he doesn’t want Legolas to get hurt in the same way he did.

But he is also selfish. He wishes that if he pretends not to love him, maybe he would stop loving him, too. He knows if something happened to that child, he would not survive it.

The same darkness that took his father and his wife is gathering again, and his son is fighting on the front lines. His people need him, and his sense of duty is the only thing keeping him alive.

He never stopped loving his son, and if Legolas died, so would he and his people would be leaderless and fall.

He couldn’t keep his son away from the battle field, so he kept pretending not to care, and every time his little leaf set out he prayed that he would come back.

Thousands of years and another terrible war later, and the guilt still eats him up.

With Sauron defeated he can leave Middle Earth behind, and go in search of Valinor, and seek if his loved ones might be found there, and if not, he could finally lay down his defences and die of his broken heart in peace.

[sotwk]

Dwalin kissed his loyal kin and fellows with the face he must have been saving up for the fiercest of battles, the ever-enthusiastic Fili was as enthusiastic as ever and Ori just a bit less bewildered than you had predicted.

The ones that had the luck to kiss you were rewarded with handclaps and sighs of envy.    

OMG where do I sign up to play this game?? You make the Dwarves look so very fun to hang out with, and I didn't expect to see this as the opening to a Lindir fic!

“Let it be me,” prayed Fili, whose luck with you had been failing him this afternoon.

This was just so, so adorable and had my grinning like an idiot. Lucky Reader. Oh wait--the Reader is ME, right?

Poor Lindir, he's such a sweetie and so unlike the boisterous Dwarves. What kind of stuff has this elf been through to be so rigid?

“And this … instrument is your most precious possession, that is now mine? Because I happened to be your first kiss?”

This is one of the most precious headncanon Elven traditions I've never heard of, and I might request to borrow it for my own works. <3

“Did you…” he stumbled through the question, which you somehow realized was not a common occurrence with him, “Did you do it on purpose?”

Oh gawssssh, sweet Lindir. This is why you're my favorite writer for this character, @heilith. It's just such a wonderful version of him, from every quality and reaction you have him exhibit.

Their letters back and forth are written with such genius style! With so few words I can get so much by filling in the blanks, and that's so tricky to do.

Their reunion scene is wonderful; you were able to convey how they'd managed to fall in love over time and distance and still make it so very believable.

You have such a talent for unexpected storylines and producing such unique takes on tropes. I'm amazed and can't wait to keep reading more of your stuff. <3

Btw, even the title choice is SO clever!

Bottled Up

A/n: Aaand it’s here! :DDD I couldn’t be happier. 

The absolutely stunning art was brought to life by @mysandwichranaway​ Applause, guys, please - I will never forget how he saved the day and stepped up to collaborate with me, when I was absolutely discouraged. Thank you, my friend, you’re gorgeous!

Long story short, here’s our piece for The Hobbit: An Unexpected Collaboration 2022 project, that united so many talented, kind and creative people. @fellowshipofthefics​, you, guys, rock. 

Our prompt was “Musical Bards and Their Heroic Muses”. 

@i-did-not-mean-to​ You know, the night before I wrote it I dreamed I was writing it with you for 3-4 hours straight. So you can totally consider yourself a co-author and an inspiration

Also tagging as requested - @mismaeve (a new Lindir, my love!!!), @glassgulls @oenothera5 @noldorinpainter @otakumultimuse-hiddlewhore @eunoiaastralwings​ @a-contemplation-upon-flowers​ (may be, you will enjoy it)

Forgive me, if I forgot anyone. Ok, I shut up.

Bottled Up

“Spin that baby, laddie!” Bofur cheered happily.  

“I don’t want to kiss you,” Kili growled, pushing the bottle with one finger only, “Any of you, on that matter.”

“Why are you playing this, then?”

“There’s a lady among us,” reminded Kili with a wink.

You laughed, just happy to relax and leave the troubles you all had to live through in the back of your mind, if only for a while.

Keep reading

[galionne-speeding]

Zomom and Zavok

Zavok & Zomom

Out of all of the Deadly Six (and excluding Master Zik), Zavok and Zomom are the two zetis who have known each other the longest as Zomom was the first to join Master Zik and Zavok on their journey to build their new pack. The pair put a lot of trust in each other and have an unspoken agreement that if anything were to happen to Zavok, Zomom would step in to be the one in charge of protecting the rest of the pack.

Zavok has learned overtime to adapt his speech to each member of the Deadly Six, something which began with Zomom. As Zomom sometimes needs a little longer to process what is being told to him Zavok learned to slow his speech, use shorter sentences and even leave longer pauses when speaking to him to make sure he understands everything.

They train together a lot, seeing as Zomom is the only one with enough strength and endurance to keep up with Zavok and battle him all-out without risking getting hurt. Additionally, Zomom is also the one who handles Zavok whenever he goes through one of his more aggressive outbursts. Said outbursts are relatively rare, but Zomom still learned how to help Zavok through them by keeping him away from the rest of the pack ; wrestling and tossing him around until the anger or whatever other feeling prompted the outburst fades away.

Finally, when it comes to fighting, they pair up occasionally (often with Zazz as a third) when Zavok needs something torn to the ground and destroyed fast or when he needs a large group of adversaries taken out all in one go.

(@bey-blade-bread Thank you for the ask!)

[sorapricots]

Lost Control

Summary : Bakugou used to be a man who have no control over his emotions, but as he grow older he learned to control his emotions. And you are there to help him overcome his flaws. But for the first time in his life he once again lost control over his emotions.

Pair : Husband!Bakugou x Wife!Reader

Genre : Hurt/Comfort

Warnings : Angry Dilf Bakugou.

A/N : I was inspired from @katsucream headcanons about dilf Bakugou and I’m IN LOVE with her headcanons! You all should check her if you haven’t. Thank you Katsucream for your incredible headncanons and for letting me creating this story <3

Wc :  1,8k+

From the start of Bakugou’s journey as the future hero, he was known to have such a nasty temperament. Some people said his personality fit his quirk. Some people said he’s too much for a hero. But he never cared, he never let people step on him, instead he worked harder.

All of his hard work paid off in the end. Now people known him as the #2 hero in Japan. With Deku as #1 (And Bakugou still a bit pissed about it). But nonetheless Bakugou is content with his life.

Of course with such a high rank in the Hero Society, there will be criticism. One of the criticism that Bakugou still receive is that how he still have nasty temperament until his late 20s.

Even though his temperament toned down when he finally met you when you move in to his hero agency. You came to his agency as his side kick. You, a person who work both as defense and healer, become the reckless hero side kick. You, a person people thought can’t even hit a fly, actually once punch Bakugou on the face when he’s being too reckless.

At first Bakugou was pissed. How dare someone hit him on the face. How dare someone humiliate him like that. How dare someone interrupt him. And the most important thing was, how dare someone hold him back when he was ready for a fight.

But in the same time it amuse Bakugou. How can a person like you manage to pull him to his senses in the middle of dangerous mission. You never failed to pull him and heal him while defend him in the same time when you both go to a mission gone wrong. He can’t help but let his heart beat faster when he heard you scolding and teach him how to control his emotions better.

And that’s how he fell for you. A person with tough exterior on the field but soft exterior out the field. A person who helped him overcome his temperament. Something he never thought someone or even him can do.

With that he decided to make you his. Forever. He asked you in marriage and he was the happiest man on the earth when you say yes. And with that slowly but surely both of you start to build a family together.

But, even he finally manage to cool down his temperament, he still the hotheaded Bakugou. People still see him as the short-tempered hero. And you still have to punch his face sometimes. Only sometimes. You promised.

He finally let go of his anger once you gave birth to your first born. Bakugou was there helping you through both your pregnancies and labour. When you hit him in the face while cursing as you gave birth to your baby boy, he just smiled as he wiped your sweaty forehead and whispered sweet nothings to your ears.

And for the first time in the history, Bakugou let out a silent cry as he held your baby boy for the first time. Baby’s cry can be heard coming out from his son as he rocked his body softly. You watched him tenderly when he kissed your son’s forehead.

Years passed by. Now Bakugou and you have two children. One boy and one girl. A perfect family. Of course there will be fight here and there between your children. Or even between Bakugou or you with your children. But that was normal. Because Bakugou and you teach boundaries and how to apologize to your children.

Despite now Bakugou and you already on your 40s, even with how silver hair start to show up. Bakugou and you still work as a hero. And both of you still strong as ever. Even more for Bakugou. He might not look as fit as his younger version. But he still strong and looked as handsome as ever.

Then again, he still has his unfiltered mouth and hotheaded temperament from his younger days. It become a part of him. That sometimes you afraid will inherit to both of your children. Especially your son. Now that he’s a teenager and is went through his puberty.

Oh how you wish what you fear never happened.

It was on weekend. Both of you and Bakugou decided to take a day off from your hero duty and spent times with your family. Sadly your daughter was on her internship at Fat Gum’s agency. Left only you, Bakugou, and your son in the house. Both of you and Bakugou didn’t mind of course. You both know how hard it is as a UA student.

“Dad, Mom, I’m gonna go out.” Your son said to both of you who was watching tv at the moment while taking his car keys out. You nodded with a smile on your face and Bakugou just grunt.

“come back before past curfew.” You nodded your head slowly. You can hear your son let out a sigh before he rolled his eyes.

“I saw that you lil shit.” You slap Bakugou’s thigh when you heard him. Your son just waved his hand before he closed the door and left.

“That kid will be the death of me.” Bakugou said before he let out a groan and pull you to sit on his lap. You just let out a giggle as your hands comb his hair.

“let him be, it’s not like you didn’t do what he did when you were on his age anyway.” Bakugou look at you with jaw falling.

“I did not.” He defended.

“You did. Your mother told me.” Bakugou let out another groan before he sighed in defeat. You smiled in victory knowing you actually just win an argument against your stubborn husband.

“Fine you win this time woman.” He said before he hugged your waist and go back focus on the show that was displayed in the TV.

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.

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The sky already turned dark. Bakugou and you also already finish your dinner. Right now you are washing the dishes. Nervously. You look at the clock in the kitchen. It’s almost 10 p.m. yet your son still not coming back.

You basically can feel fire of anger radiating from Bakugou who sit on the couch while “watching” TV. You quietly come to sit with him after you finish do the dishes. Hand carefully reached his veiny and full scars one. You decided to not say anything and just wait for your son to come home.

Finally the both of you hear your son’s car parked in front of the house. You unconsciously take a deep breath as Bakugou stand up and stood in front of the door with his hands on his chest.

“Give me your car keys.” Bakugou said as soon as his son open up the door. You slowly walk and stand beside your husband. Monitoring how far both of the men you love will fight. Your son let out an angry sigh before he grabbed the door knob he just closed.

“Nah, fuck that, I’m out! I’m not a kid anymore, old man!” your eyes went wide when you heard your son. An angry huff come out from your husband nose before he pulled your son’s shirt collar and slam his body against the wall.

“Give me your keys.” Bakugou’s voice was demanding. There’s a little bit of threatening tone in his voice too. Angry breath coming out from him as fire of anger flaring in his crimson eyes.

Your son who built exactly like his try to pushed his father away. His crimson eyes also flaring in anger with a glint of fear while muttering curse words coming out from his mouth.

“Now!” you gasped when suddenly Bakugou slam your son’s body for the second time. Your son started to cough a little due to how hard his father slam his body. Keys finally fall from his hands.

“You think you’re a man now, hah?! Is that it? You think you are a man enough to throw hand with me?! Well then let’s step the fuck outside, boy, cause I’d love to see you try!” Bakugou’s voice booming through every corner of the house while he smiled. A Smile that he always show when he ready to beat someone to into a pulp.

“Katsuki, no!” you try to pull your husband when you see your son surrendered. He keep looking at you with pleading eyes hoping his mother will come to rescue him from his raging dad and let him run to her arms.

Harshly Katsuki let go of his son. Your son quickly run and hide behind you while he tried to control his breath while he rubbed his neck. Bakugou look at his back with anger still flaring from his eyes.

“Get out of my sight.” His voice leaking with venom as he took a deep breath.

“Before I fucking hurt you, boy.” He screamed out his voice both out of anger and frustration. Your son quickly back away and run to his room.

The house suddenly became quiet. Only Bakugou’s flaring breath and your heart thumping can be heard. You take a deep breath try to calm yourself down before you collect your son’s car keys that was on the floor.

Carefully you pulled Bakugou to sit on the sofa with you. You quickly go to the kitchen to make two cups of warm tea for your husband and your son. You understand right now both of them will refuse to talk their feelings.

You put one of the cup of warm tea down in front of Bakugou before you pull his face to see you. You then kiss his forehead saying ‘I love you’ without words and leave him in silent.

You then walk to your son’s room and softly knocked on his door. A faint grunt can be heard from the inside. You open the door and take a peek. There’s your son, on his bed, with legs open wide and he look down. Avoiding your eyes.

You softly put his cup of warm tea on the table beside his bed. Then you stand in front of him. Silently observing him. Even though you know beside sharing almost exactly built and appearance like your husband, he also shared some of your husband’s traits.

Suddenly your son pulled you to a hug. You can feel his body trembling against your hips as you softly pet his blonde locks. You can feel your shirt got wet too. You smile before you push your son softly and look him in the eyes.

“It’s okay. Go get some rest.” You wipe tears away from his handsome face. He nodded his head. You give him a soft kiss on his forehead before you left his room.

“Oh boy…” you whispered to yourself when you see your husband’s trembling shoulders. Looks like you also have to take care of this big baby of yours.

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A/n 2 : oh boy! I’m actually having fun when I wrote this! so if you guys notice, the dialogue of angry bakugou I take it from Katsucream’s headcanon since I was inspired from that specifically headcanon! and fear not, I already asked her permission to create the longer version of her headcanon. I never been this inspired from a headcanon so this is excite me so much :D I really wish you like this!! 

[discoscoob]

The fact you guys don’t know how a ship works astounds me.

The character can have 5 minutes of interaction and get ship with another character.

Another character could have 45 minutes of interaction and still get ship together.

That’s what’s happening between Steddie and Hellcheer.

Hellcheer is basically run by headcanons from Grace and her fans. Off of at least a 5-10 minute interaction.

And Steddie is run by queers, who saw their interactions as something else. Especially since they have more screen time.

I just don’t understand why there has to be a ship war, people harassing people, a celebrity trying to make a ship and her headncanon canon, everyone going at each other throats, and some people threatening harm on someone.

You would think both parties are mature, but their not.

I mean I get your point but it’s obvious who’s the aggressors.

Literally no hellcheer shippers were dragging steddie or invalidating people for shipping it until we started getting called p*dophiles, homophobic, racist and whatever else other name under the sun for simply minding our own business and shipping our ship.

We’re actually the tired ones if you haven’t noticed. Look at the difference. Who do you see laughing and making jokes out of the situation most? Steddie shippers putting basketballs in their display name, clearly they found the whole thing hilarious, meanwhile I and other hellcheer shippers were upset by the situation and needed to take a step back for a few hours.

You’ve got them bringing up Grace’s past abuse and trauma and joking about it, accusing her of all sorts which is literally defamation.

And don’t even patronise me telling me I don’t know how ships works when I literally ship Robin and Chrissy and they never even interacted once on screen. I’m fully aware canon doesn’t matter. But we’re the ones constantly told we’re delusional for seeing anything between Chrissy and Eddie even though the actress “who’s trying to make it canon” and the actor both confirmed they were acting flirtatious in that scene. Sorry for picking up on how they were obviously acting.

I will agree with anyone who says this ship war is stupid and you will notice I only engage in it to 1) defend myself. 2) defend the actors or the characters. 3) defend the ship.

I’m not going to take responsibility for a ship war I didn’t and had no interest in starting but have every interest in finishing.

[butwhyduh]

Maybe that's stupid but do you have headncanons on Batboys catching their s/o watching trash TV (garbage like 90day fiancé or sth?) It's my guilty pleasure tbh. I'd assume that Jason would be the one disappointed and mildly annoyed while Dick would feel betrayed that his partner is watching trash TV without him. Bo idea how Time and Damian would react but I'd gladly know your opinion B.

Dick would definitely feel betrayed. That’s your thing. Big blanket on the couch and a cleared Nightwing schedule and everything. “You watched the bachelor without me? 🥺But we eat pho from the place on 8th and watch the bachelor recordings on Fridays.”

Jason would try not to get involved and fail epically but you aren’t ever really sure if he likes it or not. “Dumb show. I mean clearly Tiffany already knew that Kyle was sleeping with Kimberly! She saw the videos.” Like would have fan theories that he’d tell you but would act like they’re obvious. “I bet they get back together.” And if it’s scripted he would let you know what classic it was ripped from. “This is clearly a knock off twelfth night.”

Tim would have an opinion... if he could stay awake for more than 7 minutes when he hits the couch. “I’m awake!” He’d say literally prying his eyeballs open before flopping down on your shoulder as he fell asleep to finally land with his head on chest as he snored softly. He’s so cute you can’t even be mad and when Tim needs a nap you pretend you want him to watch 90 day fiancé with him.

Damian despises the shows. He hates all tv besides a few animated shows that he likes for artistic value and plot. He watches for 4 minutes before pulling out a sketch pad to plan his next painting. But he also knows which ones you like and when he sees you need self care will queue up the latest episode and a take out container with your favorite food. He’d also use it as an excuse to let you lay on him while he gets much needed sleep.

Bruce would get caught watching it. He can’t help it. Mindless tv let’s his mind relax and he uses it to break from his stuck case and has helped solve a few. And just because he’s now invested in knowing who’s going to win it all, does not mean he loves trash tv. But if you want to join him on the couch and cuddle while watching it, that’s great. He instantly regrets when Stephanie finds out and talks to him continuously about in on the comms because she’s got the latest hook up.

[yanderemontgomerygator]

headncanon/gfamtaction: mongtomery gator is yandere for toxanne wolf and he hazb a degrading kinky

montgomerdgator: froexanne wolf i am ian love with yo7

roxanne wolr: eat hsit and die!!!! atupid poo po heed!!!!!

motbngoemr gatoe: the jock iz on you!!! iam now horny!!!!!!!

roxanne wold: wyat the fuck iz whront with you you are a freamk. i hate yuku and i wikl never be with you vecause i am yabdere for glamroc chica!!! [PLOOT TWIST!!!!!!]

mogngtomery gatoe: noooaooo! *hornily plays golf and chries*

monthoery gator then plays golf so bad fhat roxanne woldf clals him the stupidest dum dumb evr and he get so turns on that he died???!!!! glamrock fredy is sad becourse he was in lov with motngoemey gatoe the WHOKE TIME!!! [[PLOT TEIST 2!!!!] glamrock fredy cries alone and die.

end.

[peryton-mimic]

People who have a one constant headncanon for characters are so weak

You're missing out because yes, this character is gay, but they are also bi actually, and sometimes they're straight and trans, other times they are aro, today they're pan and tomorrow they're non-binary but also for my needs, they would never make the first move but who knows they might also give their number away like that. Yes it's all the same character and that's only one department because you haven't seen the list of mythical creatures they would be yet

[hotchnisslovechild]

hmm dehnk headncanon time. emily hates having her knees touched... she has rlly sensitive knee caps for some reason and will literally seize up if anyone touches them. to throw somw hotchniss into this, hotch loves to antagonize her and touch her knees even though she fucking hates it and yells at him for it. he loves seeing her all angry. she is both sexy and cute when agitated.

[sweettooth-87]

Imagine dating inosuke

*this is my headncanons and with my own variation of s/o. They are kind, polite, known how to learn, cook, shy. Aka the contrary to inosuke*

How you meet:

It was probably one day while he and the guys were recovering

You looked so small and fragile he just wanted to protect you

BOOM instant crush

He started to dream about you two married with a family together

Wore even more the mask so no one could see him blushing 24/7 because he couldn't get you out of his mind

How he confesses:

He probably was being pushed off by zenitsu and he screamed " AT LEAST I KNOW WHO MY CRUSH IS UNLIKE YOU THAT HAVE A NEW ONE EACH TOWN WE VISIT!!"

Then more questions about who it is by a know curious zenitsu (and tanjirou too he isn't an obvious guy)

After a round of questions zenitsu decides to help him like a good friend would do (and because he's the only one with maybe more experience or any experience at all)

So with his and tanjirou's help he gets a little clean up, wears the whole uniform (which is a miracle) and with a boutique (which are a few picked out from the ground a little cleaner) of flowers decides to start a conversation with you

Let's just say he could barely speak to you

Which you found cute af

More when he took the mask off

So you decide to ask him out in a date

It was better than that first conversation

How he acts after being together:

Blushy boy 24/7 just that the mask hides it

Protective af? Protective af

Pda at first it's non existent but after you two hold hands he ask you if he can hug you, then to kiss you

Zenitsu is more proudy because if it wasn't for him maybe you two wouldn't be together (and he's happy because inosuke has been a little calmer since you got together. Win/win scenario for him)

Any time he arrives to a town he get a souvenir for you because he knows he will get hurt and thus will go to the butterfly state which is close to your house

You became the reason he likes to go to the butterfly state now

The girls there nickname you "the boars future wife" with love (to which inosuke reacts happily proudly

You're the only person he can take his mask off without putting a fight

Happy Boi for days anytime he sees you

[mattmurdocksscars]

for the headncanons: i feel like pietro would check in on you every 5 minutes during a battle and always make cocky remarks over comms but he's just doing it to mask how scared he is of you getting hurt 🥺🥺

Asdfghjkl

LISTEN that man likes to pretend he's all big and bad but when the two of you are on the battlefield he is 100% worried about you the entire time.

And when the battle is over? He's immediately checking on you and Wanda to make sure that the both of you are alright

[classic-gorilla]

Yay, Ethan's back! I (Lucia) missed you, buddy! *hugs* As for the headncanon...I head canon that the one time, you were spending Christmas with Roy and the fam, and you knocked an ornament off the tree and broke it. And you were too embarrassed to own up to it, so you hid the shattered remains in the kitchen trash.

Headcanon meme

✅

{Roy still finds out though}