#headmistress holbrook

[reneesghostinthelivingroom]

Perfectionist

|| Diana Cavendish x fem!reader

|| Warnings; none, just fluff and a short drabble

|| Summary; Diana takes reader on a surprise date under the stars.

Requests open!

Started; october 13th

Finished; october 18th

does anyone even read for this show anymore? idk but i sudden the urge to write for Diana anyway, feel free to make requests for characters from here 🫶

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Luna Nova; the top notch school for witches. Witches around the world attended it, you were one of those witches. You had to fly quite a distance to get there but god it was worth it. Especially since it was where you'd met your girlfriend; Diana Cavendish. She couldn't not be perfect even if she tried. That's just who she was. As much as you tried to assure her that everything didn't have to be perfect. She was a perfectionist. It didn't matter to her what she was doing, she was going to do it right.

Even when it came to your dates. They had to be the right amount of romantic. Today, she was planning on surprising you. Diana knew you'd been working hard in your classes lately, studying for the upcoming exams so she wanted to take a moment. Just for the two of you to breathe. Knowing you wouldn't do as well as you hoped on the tests if you were stressed; magic was all about being calm and collected anyways, right?

She headed to your dorm, hands folded neatly behind her back. Wearing an outfit that was between fancy and casual as she gave a gentle knock on your door. "Y/N? It's Diana."

You didn't need her to say that, you could tell just by her knock as you opened the door. Practically jumping on the girl for a hug, she stumbled but wrapped her arms around you. Giving your cheek a kiss as you held her close." Diana!!" You smiled.

"Hello, Y/N." Even with you she always had a sense of formality, it was something you were trying to get her to break. But it was tough to crack. You gave her a teasing nudge.

"You can say 'hey' once in a while, babe."

She simply sighed, knowing this was something you wanted her to work on. It was just wired into her brain, it was hard to stop." Perhaps once. But that's not why I'm here."

"What can I do for my favourite rich person?" You smirked, leaning against the wall as your gaze looked her up and down. Taking in how her outfit still had that fancy look to it, even when you could tell Diana had been trying to go for more casual.

"Meet me outside tonight. Headmistress Holbrooke has given us permission to be out past curfew." Diana explained, she wanted to go out with you past curfew? That definitely caught your interest.

"Oh? And what would we be doing?"

"It's a surprise. But be out around 10pm." Diana told you, so you nodded.

The day seemed to go by pretty quickly, because soon enough it was 10pm. You met Diana outside the school and she took you to a quiet spot on a hill. There were blankets set up for the both of you, a basket that you could only assume had snacks in it and delicately placed candles so the area had a warm glow.

"Diana..." You gasped when you saw it. It was perfect. A date under the stars? That's exactly what you could use right now.

You looked at Diana with a smile, seeing the subtle hints of pride on her face.

The two of you spent the night under the stars, holding hands and cuddling, with some kisses of course. It was everything you wanted. Diana was everything you wanted.

[lwamonstergirls]

(NEW) Little Witch Academia: Monster Witches List

Yep, that's right, starting fresh with a new list~! In this, I'm going to be listing what kind of monster each witch is in this AU, and this time it will include EVERY WITCH!!! Or at least Every Witch I have a monster for at the moment. Will get back to some just in case I missed a background character, or random professor, or character exclusive to the games or manga. But for now, here is the new list~.

Student Teams

Red Team:

Atsuko "Akko" Kagari - Werecat

Lotte Jansson - Barn Owlman

Sucy Manbavaran - Kraken Cecaelia

Blue Team:

Diana Cavendish - Lamia

Hannah England - Demoness

Barbara Parker - Black Widow Drider

Green Team:

Amanda O'Neill - Peregrine Falcon Harpy

Jasminka Antonenko - Pink Slime Girl

Constanze Amalie Von Braunschbank Albrechtsberger - Cyborg

Violet Team:

Avery - Vampire

Mary - Were-Jackalope

Blair - Dryad

Yellow Team:

Wangari - Wereleopard

Kimberly - Mothman

Joanna - Selkie

Peach Team:

Sarah Bernhardt - Giant Western Dragon Girl

Chloe - Cervitaur

Elfriede - Werewolf

Pale-Green Team:

Sóla - Salamander Girl

Rajani & Rashmi - Naga

Pale-Blue Team:

Shao-Yi - Giant Eastern Dragon Girl

Catarina - Arctic Kitsune

Katie - Weresheep

Light-Green Team:

Dorotea - Alphyn Girl

Irene - Strigoi

Eleanor - Enfield Girl

Light - Aqua Team:

Bianca - Rokurokubi

Aileen - Blue Slime Girl

Hilda - Osprey Harpy

Pale-Lavender Team:

Heather - Orca Mermaid

Rosie - Jellyfish Mermaid

Daisy - Siren

Lavender Team:

Katya - Shedu Girl

Carmen - Electric Eel Mermaid

Maria - Matango

Lime Team:

Gaëlle - Regular/Common Mermaid

Aira - Werecheetah

Isabelle - Griffon Girl

Aqua Team:

Abigail - Chimera Girl

Rachel - Giant Wyrm Girl

Rita - Coatyl/Boitatá/Cockatrice Tribrid

Light-Yellow Team:

Molly McIntyre - Wraith

Elsa - Tiger Mershark

Amelia - Ichthyocentaur

Pale-Yellow Team:

Erika - Peacock Jumping Drider

Bridget - Leafy Seadragon Mermaid

Bice - Giant Wyvern Girl

Pink Team:

Alice - Giant Drake Girl

Eliza - Seahorse Mermaid

Priscilla - Imp

Teal Team:

Verochka - Giant Sea Serpent Girl

Nina - Angelic Monster

Francine - Manticore Girl

Lime-Yellow Team:

Aisha - Buraq Girl

Esther - Eurasian Eagle Owl Harpy/Golden Weretiger Hybrid

Henrietta - Fairy

Orange Team:

Michelle - Wedge-Tailed Eagle Harpy/Frilled Lizardman Hybrid

Li Na - Common Lizardman

Theodora - Weretiger

Purple Team:

Teresa - Deathstalker Scorrow

Julietta - Giant Squid Cecaelia

Alma - Minotaur

Miscellaneous Students

Katherine - Honeypot Ant Girl

Lin Lin - Werepanda

Jeanne - Dullahan

Shiki - Medusa Lamia

Balsa McVinegar - Crow Harpy

Marianne - Sailfish Mermaid

Verde Shidariza - Peacock Harpy

Jiji Delevingne - Dolphin Mermaid

Professors

Professor Ursula/Chariot - Centaur

Professor Croix - ShapeShifter

Professor Finnelan - Banshee

Professor Nelson - Golden Eagle Harpy

Professor Lukic - Goblin Mershark

Professor Meme - Cyclops

Professors Abby & Britt - Giant Hydra Women

Shao-Yi's Mother - Giant Eastern Dragon Woman

Professor Matilda - Were-Jackalope

Professor Badcock - Great Horned Owlman

Headmistress Holbrooke - Papillon Fae

As for Professor Pisces, she's basically the same. I could make her a mermaid, but I feel like keeping her as a regular fish that's just sapient would be funnier. Besides, she know has an entire section of the school she can swim around in freely~! Yeah, I'll be getting to that eventually.

Finally, I've gotten this list all done and typed! Not lying, this took me literal days to finish since I couldn't think of monsters for some girls and kept switching species around! Luckily, the people I've asked say this list is good, which at least gives me some hope that I made the right choices for these characters. I'm not gonna lie, I can't wait to make spec evo bios for these girls and go into the culture and worldbuilding for monster/non-human societies~! And I'm gonna remake my old Bios now that there are more characters and I have some new abilities for them~! But for now, hold on tight, because this AU Revamp is just getting started!

[feralfrey]

*on a field trip to a rare and magical artifact museum*

headmistress holbrooke: diana, a professor has fallen ill, can you stand in as a student chaperone for this group? *gestures to amanda, akko, and sucy,*

diana: … of course

diana, under her breath: i’ll need a collar and leash to keep this group under control

amanda: i’m not opposed to that ;)

~~~ bonus ~~~

croix: so you’re pretending to be sick?

chariot: have you ever SEEN amanda around shiny things?? or akko around breakable things?? or sucy!

croix: what about sucy?

chariot: powerful artifacts. dark, ancient artifacts… all the madness and chaos she could release if she got her hands on one of them

croix: point taken

[onhirel]

The Fox and the Falcon ch. 4

Amanda is absent all morning. A year ago, Hannah wouldn't have even noticed, and if she had, it probably would have been accompanied by a sense of relief: less chance of a distraction or a prank. But it isn't a year ago, it's now, and Amanda hasn't been tardy like this in months. Hannah takes it upon herself to find out where Amanda is and support her as best she can. After all, that's what girlfriends do!

Found on AO3, 4476 words

@hamanda-week

[dailydianakko]

Luna nova didn’t serve only potatoes because they were poor; They served only potatoes because Holbrooke was fucking Irish

[lwamemes]

[thefictionalmultiverse]

Dinosaur Witch Academia

Okay, this isn't an AU idea or headcanon or whatever, this is just a stupid yet funny idea I wanted to post because I'm feeling particularly shitty today. Basically this idea is the witches turning into dinosaurs. This happens after the professors find out about dinosaurs or at least learn some up to date stuff about dinosaurs, and they get the students to turn into dinosaurs for a class test or assignment or whatever. And the students turn into dinosaurs or prehistoric creatures during that time period using Metamorphosis Magic, and the ones that they turn into are ones that unknowingly represent them the best. Okat, we got it? Alright, let's get this list started already, shall we?

Atsuko (Akko) Kagari - Triceratops

Lotte Jansson - Orodromeus

Sucy Manbavaran - Dakotarapror

Diana Cavendish - Tyrannosaurus-Rex

Hannah England - Pteranodon

Barbara Parker - Dimorphodon

Amanda O'Neill - Allosaurus

Jasminka Antonenko - Argentinosaurus

Constanze Amalie von Braunschbank-Albrechtsberger - Compsognathus

Avery - Albertosaurus

Mary - Dilophosaurus

Blair - Plesiosaurus

Wangari - Suchomimus

Kimberly - Ankylosaurus

Joanna - Corythosaurus

Sarah Bernhardt - Sauroposeidon

Elfriede - Tenontosaurus

Chloé - Spinosaurus

Sóla - Microceratus

Rajani and Rashmi - Saurophaganax

Shao-Yi - Giganotosaurus

Catarina - Shantungosaurus

Katie - Torosaurus

Dorotea - Einiosaurus

Irene - Microraptor

Eleanor - Apatosaurus

Bianca - Parasaurolophus

Aileen - Shunosaurus

Hilda - Acrocanthosaurus

Heather - Carnotaurus

Rosie - Edmontosaurus

Daisy - Zuniceratops

Katya - Baryonyx

Carmen - Stygimoloch

Maria - Miragaia

Gaëlle - Mosasaurus

Aira - Megaraptor

Isabella - Ludodactylus

Abigail - Therizinosaurus

Rachel - Ornithomimus

Rita - Dromaeosaurus

Alice - Hypsilophodon

Eliza - Tapejara

Priscilla - Ceratosaurus

Bice - Tyrannotitan

Bridget - Pliosaurus

Erika - Saltasaurus

Michelle - Anhanguera

Rina - Gorgosaurus

Teodora - Centrosaurus

Lin-Lin - Pachycephalosaurus

Verde Shidariza - Chasmosaurus

Catherine - Lambeosaurus

Shiki - Saurolophus

Marianne - Deinonychus

Jeanne - Nothronychus

Balsa McVinegar - Hatzegopteryx

Zizi Delevingne - Gigantoraptor

Molly McIntyre - Austroraptor

Elsa - Croyolophosaurus

Amelia - Herrerasaurus

Aisha - Paralititan

Esther - Ichthyosaurus

Henrietta - Velociraptor

Julietta - Rugops

Teresa - Majungasaurus

Alma - Dracorex

Verochika - Giraffatitan

Nina - Istiodactylus

Francine - Oviraptor

Elizabeth - Vampiric Carcharodontosaurs

Monica - Kentrosaurus

Samantha - Erlikosaurus

And just for the fun of it, I'll list off the ones some of the professors turn into as well.

Ursula Callistis - Maiasaura

Croix Meridies - Quetzalcoatlus

Headmistress Miranda Holbrooke - Brachiosaurus

Samantha Badcock - Diplodocus

Finnelan - Torvosaurus

Nelson - Tropeognathus

Lukić - Masiakasaurus

Professor Pieces - Megalodon

Unnamed Eye Mask Professor - Mapusaurus

Unnamed Siamese Twins Professor - Camarasaurus

And with that, yeah I'm done. This list was stupid, yeah. But, I was bored and felt like doing something stupid today. So yeah, enjoy. Bye.

[littlewitchacademiagifs]

[subspacecadet]

Akko: What's all this Headmistress Holbrook?

Miranda: I'm featuring our teachers accomplishments in the display case!

Akko: What are those two gold plates?

Miranda: Those are Professor Finnelan's "teacher of the year" awards!

Akko: No seriously ..........What are those two gold plates?

[onhirel]

LWA: Grimm War ch. 10

The morning of the day that marks the beginning of Winter Break at Luna Nova starts with the promotion ceremony recognizing all those that made the list to Recruit Corporal, and Akko can barely contain her excitement! She had worked so hard for this, and had done so well with the help of her friends! Afterwards, Captain Callistis has a short discussion with Colonel Finnelan, and Diana extends a last minute invitation to Akko.

Found on AO3, 5076 words

[dailydianakko]

Diana's 95 Theses On Why Harry Potter is Lame

Sometimes, we write cracky drabbles instead of writing what we are supposed to be doing. Anyway here is a crossover for y’all.

Diana heaved a sigh as she looked through the stack of paperwork that Headmistress Holbrooke had given her. After the missile crisis, Luna Nova had received a startling number of reports about rogue wizards roaming about and performing memory magic. Due to the actions of those crackpot wizards, Diana had the displeasure of cataloging and receiving all the letters on behalf of the Headmistress. The joys of being a teacher’s pet and a prefect, she supposed. As Diana skimmed through the pages of the first letter, her brain connected the dots as to the identity of the perpetrators.

It was probably that crackpot cult that called themselves the “Wizamagont” or some other clever play on words revolving around magic. Like the Amish, they secluded themselves from the rest of magical and mundane society. They were also absolutely convinced that magic was a secret art, and were even more backward than Luna Nova during its pre-Akko days. 

They were a strange group that still practiced slavery of the fae, and it’s graduates could only do the most basic of spells. There was a reason why most of the students who graduated stayed trapped in that ‘secret’ society’s clutches. They were too under qualified to work anywhere else. Even the castle that they somehow obtained to teach children with was a trap. Being parked next to an offshoot of the Arcturus Forest did tend to cut down on the number of students who made it back home alive. Did they not understand some things were abandoned for a reason? 

Diana had occasionally talked to those who escaped the cult once or twice at magical gatherings. The escapees were usually runaways who had been born in mundane families. They often lacked a basic education outside of the paltry parlour tricks that Hogwarts taught. “It’s almost as if they recruited impressionable children into their ranks just so that they could feel more superior about being inbred…” Diana mused to herself sarcastically. Thank god Akko had never received a letter from them. Diana wouldn’t hesitate to burn down the whole school should they even attempt to recruit her. Their infatuation with Shiny Chariot had probably saved them both.

She massaged her temples with one hand and  tried to stave off the oncoming headache. Trying not to scream in frustration, she shuffled the letters around. If these idiots could stop targeting the political leaders who had seen the footage of the missile crisis; then maybe Diana could actually plan fun things to do with Akko during senior year. Feeling her nerves frazzle even more, Diana reached over her desk and took a sip of her tea. It was still warm, thankfully. She let herself get lost in the flavor of the mellow fruity undertones. Calmed enough to proceed, Diana placed her teacup back on it’s saucer and once more delved into the reports.

As she scanned the pages, her eyes fell across one of the more ‘secret’ spells that the wizards apparently employed. Diana snorted and rolled her eyes. “Anamagius. They don’t even know a basic metapmorphie spell.” She pinched the bridge of her nose. If she got this done, she could go to the magic cafe with her friends this evening. She could do this. Stomping down the frustration once more, she read on.

When an owl tapped on her window with a message in its claws, Diana was ready to recite the entire hail mary.

“Headmistress Holbrooke, We cordially invite your school to participate in the TriWizard Tournament…Oh bollocks.” Diana muttered. It looks like Akko was going to have a field day terrorizing other schools. At least it wouldn’t be the destruction of Luna Nova property this time. 

[flutterdiceliveblogs]

... “Dragonese”?

[lwamemes]

[shintorikhazumi]

LWA: The Sins AU

I thought of doing the seven deadly sins, but now that I think of it, if it’s just sin in general, there’s more leeway to work with. I built this AU concept because of a conversation I was having on discord about a certain sin and Akko that I will mention down below.

-In this AU, some people have a “sin” that is essentially something of a curse to them. That sin manifests in them and it’s something they can’t help but want to do. It can either be a great source of power if they learn how to control it, or it can be their greatest weakness. Having a sin allows them to have powers beyond human capabilities. (This is basically how one gets magic)

-All the people with “sins” are called “Fallen”. 

-Once in a while, there are 7 people who manifest the Seven Deadly Sins, and these people are called “Rogue” because they can rarely be tamed. 

-The world decided to build a school to control the Fallen and contain the Rogue, and the people who are being taught to control their powers/ have controlled it already are called “Witches”. 

-Rogue are specifically called “Rogue Witches” to clearly differentiate them.

-All witches wear a badge to identify themselves, especially outside the school. Rogue Witches have special badges that have a certain magic embedded in it to control “Impulse”.

-”Impulse” is the unreasonable desire for Fallen to do their sin. 

-Diana is the first to be discovered in their generation as a Rogue. She is publicly known as a Rogue since childhood because her family did not bother to hide it, and they liked to flaunt it. Since her family is of a long line of witches, they saw it as an amazing thing because it would mean that Diana was capable of wielding immense power.

-Thus, Diana is the Rogue of Pride.

-Hannah and Amanda are the Rogue of Greed. It’s a rarity, and a wonder that the same sin exists twice in the same generation. Their fathers are both shrewd businessmen. Thus they have a strong affinity for making deals they will never lose. Amanda uses it for blackmail, Hannah uses it for personal advantages in society.

- Croix is the Rogue of Envy. But only Chariot and the headmistress know this. They keep it from the students and the public. Croix is not the antagonist in this AU, but she keeps giving in to impulses and makes a lot of mistakes.

-Jasminka is the Rogue of Gluttony. I wanted to do a twist and not make it her, but... I can’t haha.

-Chariot is the Rogue of Wrath. Holbrooke was also the same. She was able to find Chariot before she went wild, and trained her to control it. So Chariot is one of the most patient people. But if she’s properly triggered, all hell breaks loose.

-Sucy is the Rogue of Sloth. She combats her idleness by doing many things with the minimum requirement of energy. If she consumes too much energy doing a lot of things, she has drawbacks.

-”Outbursts” happen when the sin goes out of control and the power is too strong. For example, in Chariot’s case, many things are destroyed around her because of wrath. Her physical strength becomes too strong. For Diana, anyone around her goes into a state of shame and despair, looking to Diana as the ultimate being. This affects how they function. Croix makes everyone around her feel envy, or things they were envious about but hid away come to light and people will immediately take extreme action because of their envy. 

-Finally, Akko is the Rogue of Lust. Akko’s mother used to be a witch, but after an accident, she lost her “sin”. She was both elated and sad. She hoped that if she had a child, it would not carry over. Unfortunately, it did. She hated it so she and her husband went to many “Witch Doctors” to try to suppress it, or forcefully remove the sin, without much damage to Akko, but that was impossible.

-She was crippled however, so it didn’t manifest until years later when people who bullied Akko for looking “dorky” and “ugly” suddenly became entranced by her and followed her around, doing her every command. At first she thought she had just made some new friends who liked everything she was doing and told them to do, but that proved wrong. Her mother had no choice but to explain it to her, believing it would be better for her to be properly schooled and know what was going on instead of continuing to hide it. She’d be better off understanding.

-Akko’s mom reached the limits of her knowledge so she had no choice but to send Akko to Luna Nova after informing Headmistress Holbrooke. 

-Akko and Croix are the only ones hiding their sin at the start. They thought it would be better that way.

-Akko got bullied because her sin didn’t manifest clearly the first few weeks. Students and teachers wondered why the hell she was there when she was clearly a normal human.

-Croix is her primary guardian in this fic. Then Chariot. The pair teach Akko how to control her magic flow, as well as how to manifest it into spells. They also throw in some control practice for her Lust Outbursts. If she has an outburst, people may immediately seek her and want to sleep with her. Or she could cover a whole area with the desire to have... well, sex.

A little Dianakko scenario I sent to the discord: I edited it a bit

[”Akko getting possessed tho by like... the ethereal being of lust and she just becomes so... like... i can't come up with the perfect word... seductive? and Diana would be like "I don't bloody know what's going on, but I bloody love it"”]

Akko feels it surge through her whole being, mind hazy as she has Diana kneeling in front of her bed, looking up at her. How ironically lovely, the being of Pride submissive before her, in the palm of her hand. She feels a tingle of pleasure run up her neck as she runs her index finger from the base of Diana's throat to that spot under her chin .

She presses a foot to Diana's shoulder, putting much weight on it, and Diana catches that glimpse under Akko's skirt and her throat just runs dryer than dry.

“Are you thirsty?” Lust asks, and Diana desperately nods because fuck, she IS thirsty

She can only answer through actions. She can't speak a word, she tries. Gosh she tries. 

 "Speak up."  Akko commands- COMMANDS her. "You're a big girl, aren't you Diana?"

A Pathetic whimper escapes Pride. 

“You're a smart girl. Use your mouth" She places a kiss right next to the blonde’s lips, not quite touching. Simply teasing. "Not just for speaking though..." 

And Diana just screams in her head because Lust!Akko is a far cry from her darling idiot that she cannot even fathom this happening at thisvery moment.

And because the lust that possesses Akko is magical like all things are, Akko snaps a glass of water from the bedside drawer and holds it in her hand like it's a glass of wine and Diana whines because she needs a drink. Akko hears this. She likes this. The shameful Diana Cavendish, on her knees before her, the submissive mess that she is.

Lust tilts the heiress’ head up, prompting her mouth open with her thumb, pouring the liquid painfully slow into Diana's mouth that she could choke on air because she doesn't know how fast she should be swallowing. 

"Drink up."