#headmistress holbrook

[reneesghostinthelivingroom]

Perfectionist

|| Diana Cavendish x fem!reader

|| Warnings; none, just fluff and a short drabble

|| Summary; Diana takes reader on a surprise date under the stars.

Requests open!

Started; october 13th

Finished; october 18th

does anyone even read for this show anymore? idk but i sudden the urge to write for Diana anyway, feel free to make requests for characters from here 🫶

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Luna Nova; the top notch school for witches. Witches around the world attended it, you were one of those witches. You had to fly quite a distance to get there but god it was worth it. Especially since it was where you'd met your girlfriend; Diana Cavendish. She couldn't not be perfect even if she tried. That's just who she was. As much as you tried to assure her that everything didn't have to be perfect. She was a perfectionist. It didn't matter to her what she was doing, she was going to do it right.

Even when it came to your dates. They had to be the right amount of romantic. Today, she was planning on surprising you. Diana knew you'd been working hard in your classes lately, studying for the upcoming exams so she wanted to take a moment. Just for the two of you to breathe. Knowing you wouldn't do as well as you hoped on the tests if you were stressed; magic was all about being calm and collected anyways, right?

She headed to your dorm, hands folded neatly behind her back. Wearing an outfit that was between fancy and casual as she gave a gentle knock on your door. "Y/N? It's Diana."

You didn't need her to say that, you could tell just by her knock as you opened the door. Practically jumping on the girl for a hug, she stumbled but wrapped her arms around you. Giving your cheek a kiss as you held her close." Diana!!" You smiled.

"Hello, Y/N." Even with you she always had a sense of formality, it was something you were trying to get her to break. But it was tough to crack. You gave her a teasing nudge.

"You can say 'hey' once in a while, babe."

She simply sighed, knowing this was something you wanted her to work on. It was just wired into her brain, it was hard to stop." Perhaps once. But that's not why I'm here."

"What can I do for my favourite rich person?" You smirked, leaning against the wall as your gaze looked her up and down. Taking in how her outfit still had that fancy look to it, even when you could tell Diana had been trying to go for more casual.

"Meet me outside tonight. Headmistress Holbrooke has given us permission to be out past curfew." Diana explained, she wanted to go out with you past curfew? That definitely caught your interest.

"Oh? And what would we be doing?"

"It's a surprise. But be out around 10pm." Diana told you, so you nodded.

The day seemed to go by pretty quickly, because soon enough it was 10pm. You met Diana outside the school and she took you to a quiet spot on a hill. There were blankets set up for the both of you, a basket that you could only assume had snacks in it and delicately placed candles so the area had a warm glow.

"Diana..." You gasped when you saw it. It was perfect. A date under the stars? That's exactly what you could use right now.

You looked at Diana with a smile, seeing the subtle hints of pride on her face.

The two of you spent the night under the stars, holding hands and cuddling, with some kisses of course. It was everything you wanted. Diana was everything you wanted.

[lwamonstergirls]

(NEW) Little Witch Academia: Monster Witches List

Yep, that's right, starting fresh with a new list~! In this, I'm going to be listing what kind of monster each witch is in this AU, and this time it will include EVERY WITCH!!! Or at least Every Witch I have a monster for at the moment. Will get back to some just in case I missed a background character, or random professor, or character exclusive to the games or manga. But for now, here is the new list~.

Student Teams

Red Team:

Atsuko "Akko" Kagari - Werecat

Lotte Jansson - Barn Owlman

Sucy Manbavaran - Kraken Cecaelia

Blue Team:

Diana Cavendish - Lamia

Hannah England - Demoness

Barbara Parker - Black Widow Drider

Green Team:

Amanda O'Neill - Peregrine Falcon Harpy

Jasminka Antonenko - Pink Slime Girl

Constanze Amalie Von Braunschbank Albrechtsberger - Cyborg

Violet Team:

Avery - Vampire

Mary - Were-Jackalope

Blair - Dryad

Yellow Team:

Wangari - Wereleopard

Kimberly - Mothman

Joanna - Selkie

Peach Team:

Sarah Bernhardt - Giant Western Dragon Girl

Chloe - Cervitaur

Elfriede - Werewolf

Pale-Green Team:

Sóla - Salamander Girl

Rajani & Rashmi - Naga

Pale-Blue Team:

Shao-Yi - Giant Eastern Dragon Girl

Catarina - Arctic Kitsune

Katie - Weresheep

Light-Green Team:

Dorotea - Alphyn Girl

Irene - Strigoi

Eleanor - Enfield Girl

Light - Aqua Team:

Bianca - Rokurokubi

Aileen - Blue Slime Girl

Hilda - Osprey Harpy

Pale-Lavender Team:

Heather - Orca Mermaid

Rosie - Jellyfish Mermaid

Daisy - Siren

Lavender Team:

Katya - Shedu Girl

Carmen - Electric Eel Mermaid

Maria - Matango

Lime Team:

Gaëlle - Regular/Common Mermaid

Aira - Werecheetah

Isabelle - Griffon Girl

Aqua Team:

Abigail - Chimera Girl

Rachel - Giant Wyrm Girl

Rita - Coatyl/Boitatá/Cockatrice Tribrid

Light-Yellow Team:

Molly McIntyre - Wraith

Elsa - Tiger Mershark

Amelia - Ichthyocentaur

Pale-Yellow Team:

Erika - Peacock Jumping Drider

Bridget - Leafy Seadragon Mermaid

Bice - Giant Wyvern Girl

Pink Team:

Alice - Giant Drake Girl

Eliza - Seahorse Mermaid

Priscilla - Imp

Teal Team:

Verochka - Giant Sea Serpent Girl

Nina - Angelic Monster

Francine - Manticore Girl

Lime-Yellow Team:

Aisha - Buraq Girl

Esther - Eurasian Eagle Owl Harpy/Golden Weretiger Hybrid

Henrietta - Fairy

Orange Team:

Michelle - Wedge-Tailed Eagle Harpy/Frilled Lizardman Hybrid

Li Na - Common Lizardman

Theodora - Weretiger

Purple Team:

Teresa - Deathstalker Scorrow

Julietta - Giant Squid Cecaelia

Alma - Minotaur

Miscellaneous Students

Katherine - Honeypot Ant Girl

Lin Lin - Werepanda

Jeanne - Dullahan

Shiki - Medusa Lamia

Balsa McVinegar - Crow Harpy

Marianne - Sailfish Mermaid

Verde Shidariza - Peacock Harpy

Jiji Delevingne - Dolphin Mermaid

Professors

Professor Ursula/Chariot - Centaur

Professor Croix - ShapeShifter

Professor Finnelan - Banshee

Professor Nelson - Golden Eagle Harpy

Professor Lukic - Goblin Mershark

Professor Meme - Cyclops

Professors Abby & Britt - Giant Hydra Women

Shao-Yi's Mother - Giant Eastern Dragon Woman

Professor Matilda - Were-Jackalope

Professor Badcock - Great Horned Owlman

Headmistress Holbrooke - Papillon Fae

As for Professor Pisces, she's basically the same. I could make her a mermaid, but I feel like keeping her as a regular fish that's just sapient would be funnier. Besides, she know has an entire section of the school she can swim around in freely~! Yeah, I'll be getting to that eventually.

Finally, I've gotten this list all done and typed! Not lying, this took me literal days to finish since I couldn't think of monsters for some girls and kept switching species around! Luckily, the people I've asked say this list is good, which at least gives me some hope that I made the right choices for these characters. I'm not gonna lie, I can't wait to make spec evo bios for these girls and go into the culture and worldbuilding for monster/non-human societies~! And I'm gonna remake my old Bios now that there are more characters and I have some new abilities for them~! But for now, hold on tight, because this AU Revamp is just getting started!

[feralfrey]

*on a field trip to a rare and magical artifact museum*

headmistress holbrooke: diana, a professor has fallen ill, can you stand in as a student chaperone for this group? *gestures to amanda, akko, and sucy,*

diana: … of course

diana, under her breath: i’ll need a collar and leash to keep this group under control

amanda: i’m not opposed to that ;)

~~~ bonus ~~~

croix: so you’re pretending to be sick?

chariot: have you ever SEEN amanda around shiny things?? or akko around breakable things?? or sucy!

croix: what about sucy?

chariot: powerful artifacts. dark, ancient artifacts… all the madness and chaos she could release if she got her hands on one of them

croix: point taken

[onhirel]

The Fox and the Falcon ch. 4

Amanda is absent all morning. A year ago, Hannah wouldn't have even noticed, and if she had, it probably would have been accompanied by a sense of relief: less chance of a distraction or a prank. But it isn't a year ago, it's now, and Amanda hasn't been tardy like this in months. Hannah takes it upon herself to find out where Amanda is and support her as best she can. After all, that's what girlfriends do!

Found on AO3, 4476 words

@hamanda-week

[dailydianakko]

Luna nova didn’t serve only potatoes because they were poor; They served only potatoes because Holbrooke was fucking Irish

[flutterdiceliveblogs]

... SERIOUSLY? A fucking DRAGON threatens to take your most valuable possession and you think he’s NOT SERIOUS ABOUT IT? Jeez, and here I thought at least someone was competent enough to run the school, guess I was wrong though.

[lwamemes]

[shintorikhazumi]

A Believing Heart Is YOUR Hot Lesbian.

A/N: Based on this convo I had with @commieakko​. Ah yes, my discord drabbles collection is back to crack. Anyway!

Enjoy?

~Shintori Khazumi

"... I really can't understand you sometimes, Akko."

"Aww, what do you mean, sensei?" Akko turned to smile at her mentor,  hands and clothing splattered with a few drops of paint as she tossed her brush into the bucket with a satisfying 'thunk'. "This is a masterpiece!"

"Right... I... I'll have to disagree with you on that point, but..." Ursula scrunched her brows, still not too keen on seeing Akko walk around with this large sign for Luna Nova's annual peace rally- a custom that students had made for those who stayed behind during the holidays for amusement after Akko's little stunt back in her freshman year with the all the fae.

She still could not believe Headmistress Holbrooke even considered this idea- much less approved it.

"Of course, you can believe it, sensei!" Akko cheered, grinning broadly. "After all, a believing heart..."

Chariot sighed, a soft smile playing on her lips. Oh, her sweet little protege that idolized her very mu-

"-Is a hot lesbian!"

...right. Akko was also very gay.

"Akko-"

"Speaking of hot lesbian..."

Ursula followed Akko's gaze, the sparkle in her eyes- both of adoration and mischief- shining through as they fell upon one particular A's student.

"A believing heart seems to be My hot lesbian." Akko chuckled, taking her sign and hauling it over her shoulder as she made her way towards one unknowing Diana Cavendish.

Suddenly, she skidded to a halt in her steps, turning about to wave to Ursula, surprising the woman and catching her off guard with that blindingly innocent grin.

"Thank you for helping, sensei! Love you!"

And she took off.

Ursula felt her gaze soften, chuckling to herself as she shook her head. Ah, Akko. She really couldn't understand her sometimes-

"Hey, Diana! Did you know? A believing heart is-"

"Akko... what is on that sign?!"

"A believing heart is a hot lesbian?" Akko had replied without a care in the world.

Ursula could just hear the confusion in both their voices. Poor Diana.

"Oh, Also. Did you know, Diana~ A believing heart is my hot lesbian."

Ursula face-palmed, not knowing what to do as she averted her eyes from Akko's face that had such a smug expression as she wagged her brows up and down.

"Ey? Ey? Get it? Because Diana, you're  a hot lesbian."

'Dear Beatrix, help this child.'

"Th-thank you?"

'Good luck, Diana...' Ursula silently bid, feeling bad about leaving, but being unable to stand this situation, just had to.

"...A-and also... you're mine?"

"..."

"..."

'...'

"...Th-thank you.... Akko..."

...

'Fantastic job, my child!'

[thefictionalmultiverse]

Dinosaur Witch Academia

Okay, this isn't an AU idea or headcanon or whatever, this is just a stupid yet funny idea I wanted to post because I'm feeling particularly shitty today. Basically this idea is the witches turning into dinosaurs. This happens after the professors find out about dinosaurs or at least learn some up to date stuff about dinosaurs, and they get the students to turn into dinosaurs for a class test or assignment or whatever. And the students turn into dinosaurs or prehistoric creatures during that time period using Metamorphosis Magic, and the ones that they turn into are ones that unknowingly represent them the best. Okat, we got it? Alright, let's get this list started already, shall we?

Atsuko (Akko) Kagari - Triceratops

Lotte Jansson - Orodromeus

Sucy Manbavaran - Dakotarapror

Diana Cavendish - Tyrannosaurus-Rex

Hannah England - Pteranodon

Barbara Parker - Dimorphodon

Amanda O'Neill - Allosaurus

Jasminka Antonenko - Argentinosaurus

Constanze Amalie von Braunschbank-Albrechtsberger - Compsognathus

Avery - Albertosaurus

Mary - Dilophosaurus

Blair - Plesiosaurus

Wangari - Suchomimus

Kimberly - Ankylosaurus

Joanna - Corythosaurus

Sarah Bernhardt - Sauroposeidon

Elfriede - Tenontosaurus

Chloé - Spinosaurus

Sóla - Microceratus

Rajani and Rashmi - Saurophaganax

Shao-Yi - Giganotosaurus

Catarina - Shantungosaurus

Katie - Torosaurus

Dorotea - Einiosaurus

Irene - Microraptor

Eleanor - Apatosaurus

Bianca - Parasaurolophus

Aileen - Shunosaurus

Hilda - Acrocanthosaurus

Heather - Carnotaurus

Rosie - Edmontosaurus

Daisy - Zuniceratops

Katya - Baryonyx

Carmen - Stygimoloch

Maria - Miragaia

Gaëlle - Mosasaurus

Aira - Megaraptor

Isabella - Ludodactylus

Abigail - Therizinosaurus

Rachel - Ornithomimus

Rita - Dromaeosaurus

Alice - Hypsilophodon

Eliza - Tapejara

Priscilla - Ceratosaurus

Bice - Tyrannotitan

Bridget - Pliosaurus

Erika - Saltasaurus

Michelle - Anhanguera

Rina - Gorgosaurus

Teodora - Centrosaurus

Lin-Lin - Pachycephalosaurus

Verde Shidariza - Chasmosaurus

Catherine - Lambeosaurus

Shiki - Saurolophus

Marianne - Deinonychus

Jeanne - Nothronychus

Balsa McVinegar - Hatzegopteryx

Zizi Delevingne - Gigantoraptor

Molly McIntyre - Austroraptor

Elsa - Croyolophosaurus

Amelia - Herrerasaurus

Aisha - Paralititan

Esther - Ichthyosaurus

Henrietta - Velociraptor

Julietta - Rugops

Teresa - Majungasaurus

Alma - Dracorex

Verochika - Giraffatitan

Nina - Istiodactylus

Francine - Oviraptor

Elizabeth - Vampiric Carcharodontosaurs

Monica - Kentrosaurus

Samantha - Erlikosaurus

And just for the fun of it, I'll list off the ones some of the professors turn into as well.

Ursula Callistis - Maiasaura

Croix Meridies - Quetzalcoatlus

Headmistress Miranda Holbrooke - Brachiosaurus

Samantha Badcock - Diplodocus

Finnelan - Torvosaurus

Nelson - Tropeognathus

Lukić - Masiakasaurus

Professor Pieces - Megalodon

Unnamed Eye Mask Professor - Mapusaurus

Unnamed Siamese Twins Professor - Camarasaurus

And with that, yeah I'm done. This list was stupid, yeah. But, I was bored and felt like doing something stupid today. So yeah, enjoy. Bye.

[littlewitchacademiagifs]

[subspacecadet]

Akko: What's all this Headmistress Holbrook?

Miranda: I'm featuring our teachers accomplishments in the display case!

Akko: What are those two gold plates?

Miranda: Those are Professor Finnelan's "teacher of the year" awards!

Akko: No seriously ..........What are those two gold plates?

[onhirel]

LWA: Grimm War ch. 10

The morning of the day that marks the beginning of Winter Break at Luna Nova starts with the promotion ceremony recognizing all those that made the list to Recruit Corporal, and Akko can barely contain her excitement! She had worked so hard for this, and had done so well with the help of her friends! Afterwards, Captain Callistis has a short discussion with Colonel Finnelan, and Diana extends a last minute invitation to Akko.

Found on AO3, 5076 words

[dailydianakko]

Diana's 95 Theses On Why Harry Potter is Lame

Sometimes, we write cracky drabbles instead of writing what we are supposed to be doing. Anyway here is a crossover for y’all.

Diana heaved a sigh as she looked through the stack of paperwork that Headmistress Holbrooke had given her. After the missile crisis, Luna Nova had received a startling number of reports about rogue wizards roaming about and performing memory magic. Due to the actions of those crackpot wizards, Diana had the displeasure of cataloging and receiving all the letters on behalf of the Headmistress. The joys of being a teacher’s pet and a prefect, she supposed. As Diana skimmed through the pages of the first letter, her brain connected the dots as to the identity of the perpetrators.

It was probably that crackpot cult that called themselves the “Wizamagont” or some other clever play on words revolving around magic. Like the Amish, they secluded themselves from the rest of magical and mundane society. They were also absolutely convinced that magic was a secret art, and were even more backward than Luna Nova during its pre-Akko days. 

They were a strange group that still practiced slavery of the fae, and it’s graduates could only do the most basic of spells. There was a reason why most of the students who graduated stayed trapped in that ‘secret’ society’s clutches. They were too under qualified to work anywhere else. Even the castle that they somehow obtained to teach children with was a trap. Being parked next to an offshoot of the Arcturus Forest did tend to cut down on the number of students who made it back home alive. Did they not understand some things were abandoned for a reason? 

Diana had occasionally talked to those who escaped the cult once or twice at magical gatherings. The escapees were usually runaways who had been born in mundane families. They often lacked a basic education outside of the paltry parlour tricks that Hogwarts taught. “It’s almost as if they recruited impressionable children into their ranks just so that they could feel more superior about being inbred…” Diana mused to herself sarcastically. Thank god Akko had never received a letter from them. Diana wouldn’t hesitate to burn down the whole school should they even attempt to recruit her. Their infatuation with Shiny Chariot had probably saved them both.

She massaged her temples with one hand and  tried to stave off the oncoming headache. Trying not to scream in frustration, she shuffled the letters around. If these idiots could stop targeting the political leaders who had seen the footage of the missile crisis; then maybe Diana could actually plan fun things to do with Akko during senior year. Feeling her nerves frazzle even more, Diana reached over her desk and took a sip of her tea. It was still warm, thankfully. She let herself get lost in the flavor of the mellow fruity undertones. Calmed enough to proceed, Diana placed her teacup back on it’s saucer and once more delved into the reports.

As she scanned the pages, her eyes fell across one of the more ‘secret’ spells that the wizards apparently employed. Diana snorted and rolled her eyes. “Anamagius. They don’t even know a basic metapmorphie spell.” She pinched the bridge of her nose. If she got this done, she could go to the magic cafe with her friends this evening. She could do this. Stomping down the frustration once more, she read on.

When an owl tapped on her window with a message in its claws, Diana was ready to recite the entire hail mary.

“Headmistress Holbrooke, We cordially invite your school to participate in the TriWizard Tournament…Oh bollocks.” Diana muttered. It looks like Akko was going to have a field day terrorizing other schools. At least it wouldn’t be the destruction of Luna Nova property this time. 

[flutterdiceliveblogs]

... “Dragonese”?