#headmaster milton grimm

[cometblaster2070]

ill say this giles grimm is a better man than I could ever be; because the first thing I would've done the second that babbling curse was broken would be to send my idiot brother to fucking jail or something for yk LOCKING ME IN THE BASEMENT FOR YEARS.

or at the least kick him really really fucking hard in the shins yk.

in an earlier post i mentioned how i'd like to see a full eah episode one day that solely consists of raven beating the shit out of milton grimm for 5 straight minutes but now I'm thinking that we get giles in on this too; I think it would serve as a form of therapy for the two of them, maybe even a strange, cathartic bonding experience.

[fantasticalchaos]

Okay but like… Ever after High x Slay the Princess AU?? Headmaster Milton would be the narrator ofc!

(ALSO: For any EAH fans that don’t know Slay the Princess - would recommend - is a horror adventure visual novel that doubles as a love story! That’s the best I could say without spoilers! Also beautifully handdrawn art and voice acted too! Additionally, if you want to look up the trigger warnings for the game be my guest!

EDIT: Also for STP fans that don’t know EAH - Another good recommendation - is a web series/book series/doll-line where the characters that are the children of fairytales go to school! Also a beautifully animated/designed and deep themes too!)

EDIT (09/13/2024): THERE IS THE SEQUEL AKA ELABORATION NOW :3

[athena-xox]

Okay wait I want another project to waste my time on (see: timeline) so someone please tell me what would be more interesting/helpful

Each characters journey of their beliefs on royals/rebels

How the eah class term works and who takes classes and when

Similar to this, all the places in Ever After Highschool (and possibly Book-End/the rest of ever after) what they look like and what has happened

How destiny works

Continuation of my eah slang dictionary with the slang from the rest of the books, diaries, tv and other media

A deep dive onto the origins of Ever After Highschool and the Grimm Brothers

Making a complete list of eah x monster high easter eggs including random theories I have

Why, where and when Darling could have been in Wonderland as the white knight

Deep dive onto how the narrators work (referencing other things besides just tlosh)

Or a deep dive onto any character, ship, friendship, backgrounder place etc

[rebellore]

You know thought we all agreed milton is the problem.

[direwolfrules]

Oh my fairy godmother I am so happy you are post about Ever After High!!! Do you have any fanfic or au ideas involving them? Like, what if one character had another destiny or what if they were in the Star Wars universe?! It’s just interesting to think about!

Hey! Glad to see we share another fandom interest!

So, I have this barebones post for what I would have done as a crossover between g1 Monster High and Ever After High.

As for general fanfic ideas I have a few. I shall now list them in varying levels of detail:

1. A Very Charming Groundhog Day Year:

Basically, the Charming siblings time loop back from a bit after Dragon Games but before Epic Winter to the day before the school year started (the day of the Family Ball in the books). While it would be kinda angsty, the best time loop fics are usually crack fics, and this would be no exception (if I ever wrote any of these things).

So Daring, Dexter, and Darling are all initially in states of panic and anxiety. Daring, he was in the middle of a quarter-life crisis and now has to deal with everyone and their fairy godmother thinking he's Apple's Prince Charming.

"Daring Charming, more like Distressed Charming, am I right?"-- Dexter, who should get to exhibit asshole little brother energy more often, as a treat.

Speaking of Dexter, he's panicking cause of all the awful stuff that's going to happen during the school year and also because now he has to go through the nerve-racking ordeal of asking out the girl he likes all over again.

Darling's in hell because everyone and their fairy godmother expect her to be this perfect little damsel, again, which is just- ugh. There are days she wishes she could carry her sword around with her, and they're most days. Also, she never got to talk to Apple about their True Love's CPR, which is just tragic.

The loops go on for a while, some constants in them include: Darling freeing herself and helping little Good-Enough Charming get one of their grandfather's trophies for the scavenger hunt, Dexter and Darling teaming up to kill the changeling and free cousin Charity (sometimes Daring helps but he's content to let his siblings have fun for once), Darling accidentally on purpose flirting with Apple and Apple experiencing several degrees of gay panic, Dexter fumbling asking out Raven for the first time (he's really such a dork, just a funky dude), and the Charming Siblings teaming up to make Milton Grimm's life a living hell.

In one loop they secretly film him playing with his toy unicorns and his action figure of himself and they hijack Blondie's mirrorcast to play it to the entire school.

After several loops a Monster High crossover happens, and so in every loop after that the Charming sibs, who have grown incredibly gremlin-like after experiencing the insanity of the school several dozen times, make sure to drop monster slang when it's just them and Cupid. Like:

Darling: "Wow, Cupid, that top looks clawsome."

Daring: "Totally, it's freaky fierce."

Cupid: "What?!"

Darling: "That top looks nice on you. Anyway, we gotta run."

Dexter: "Yeah, see you later ghoulfriend!"

I have some other half-baked ideas for this one but it'd probably be it's own post.

2. Murdoch Mysteries-ish AU:

This one makes no sense if you've never watched the hit Canadian Detective Show, Murdoch Mysteries. Or maybe it makes some sense, idk. Instead of a modern AU, we have a 1895 detective AU. It's barely an idea, I have no idea if I'd even keep this in the fantasy setting of (an 1895) Ever After or not.

Dexter is the Detective William Murdoch of this AU, the man with no game and beautiful blue eyes who women keep inexplicably falling in love with. He's observant and a little strange but he's also a brilliant detective. One of the major differences though is Dexter is the disowned son of old money parents.

Raven's the Dr. Julia Ogden, the outspoken, independent, and compassionate coroner helping solve cases and being amazing. Her rich, controlling mother doesn't much approve of her life choices but old Mrs. Queen can suck it. Raven and Detective Charming have a clearly mutual attraction but they're both hesitant to act on it cause what's a romance without a good slow-burn.

Hopper's the Constable George Crabtree of this AU. Listen, the everyday George matches Hopper's human side, and writer George matches Hopper's frog side. I will not elaborate, because I really cannot. Just feel the vibes, cause the words aren't coming.

I'm not 100% sure who'd be the Inspector Brackenreid. Part of me kinda wants to make it Professor Badwolf, and then I could make Milton Grimm the asshole commissioner. Coach Gingerbreadman is the Inspector of Station 5, the rivals of Station 4.

Daring is heir to the Charming family fortune. Golden boy, everyone loves him, wants more than anything to be able to talk to his little brother in public, but their parents would disown him as well if he stepped out of line.

Apple is one of Raven's housemates at Sisters boarding house, run by Bella and Brutta Sister. She was once courted by Daring, it was at the point where people were expecting an engagement announcement any day. That's when they suddenly broke it off, with no explanation (the explanation is Daring's in love with another girl and Apple's in love with his sister). Snow White and her husband barely agreed to let her move into the boarding house, I honestly have no clue how Apple managed to pull that off but good for her.

Idk, Darling's a vigilante. She's got the same deductive genius as Dexter, she just doesn't have the same ability to join the police force. Inspector Badwolf is tired of his cops being outdone by the mysterious White Knight (yeah, yeah, I made Darling into Victorian-era Batman). Couldn't the White Knight patrol Station 5's territory? (The answer is no, because Darling really wants to catch a glimpse of her twin and also because Sisters Boarding house is in Station 4's territory and sometimes she likes to secretly crash with her girlfriend).

3. The Destiny Cycle AU (AKA: Ever After High but the Rebel Movement is an actual Rebellion AU):

What it says on the tin. Raven discovers the book is fake before Legacy Day. Her and Dexter, who in this AU is believed to be Ashlynn's future Prince Charming because someone made a good post about the potential dynamics that could cause and I love it, set out to uncover what other secrets those in charge are hiding.

Basically, in this AU Ever After is a dystopia where the Royal Families tied the survival of their dynasties' rule to their stories. Like, magically tied them. The Fates themselves have been bound by the magic of the Destiny Cycle. Ever After's Destiny-bound citizens are forced to repeat the same stories as their ancestors, all because Happily Ever After doesn't include a revolt or the institution of democracy. All stories are repeated as a precaution against anyone figuring out what the ancestors of the Royal Families did.

Taking some inspiration from the SDCC Raven Queen doll's letter from her mother, the Evil Queen discovered the truth about the Destiny Cycle, said "not my kid you bastards", and proceeded to try to break the Cycle's bonds. Her taking over other stories and cursing Wonderland was an attempt to stretch the probability bonds of the Destiny Cycle's magic to the breaking point.

Stuff's gonna go down and basically these kids know time is running out until there's a war, cause the only way to avoid being offered up as a lamb to the slaughter is to overthrow the whole system.

God, I really gotta make this into it's own post as well now. But here's a basic rundown of some stuff I'd include:

Dexter and Raven being young and in love and just all the secret romance feels

Snow White knows about the Destiny Cycle, but Apple absolutely does not know.

Apple being born blonde is a sign that the Evil Queen's schemes loosened the grip of the Destiny Cycle, at least for a moment.

Ashlynn, Hunter, Dexter, and Raven as secret rebel leaders.

The backgrounders will have actual roles dammit! (Looking at you Lawrence Bonecrusher III, aka Orc Boy).

An exploration of artificial Destiny Cycle "True Love" vs. real True Love, featuring Apple, Daring, and Darling.

C.A. Cupid, sent by her godly family to infiltrate Ever After and cure it of the Destiny Cycle, because it's interfering in the domains of the gods.

A unique Monster High crossover idea that I will elaborate on in another post.

These children absolutely end up having to kill someone and it scars them forever.

As for different destinies AUs or Star Wars AUs, I haven't really given them much thought.

I think, in a Star Wars setting (possibly Old Republic?), Raven would be a Jedi padawan descended from a long line of Sith. Instead of Mirror Prison, her mom is dead and her Force Ghost is bound to a giant, mirrorlike piece of kyber crystal. Uh, not 100% sure who her master would be.

Darling would also be a Jedi padawan, and Maid Marian would be her Master. Maid Marian gets into custody battles over this kid with this old Jedi Watchman known only as The White Knight. She'd still have her time-slowing hair flip, in this AU it's just a unique way of activating the Force Slow ability.

[xxcherrycherixx]

C.A Cupid hosting her show: this true hearts day i have decided to host a special hour where i share some of the best love songs with you guys! lets start off with a personal favorite of mine, this is "love to love you baby" by Donna Summer

10 minutes later in headmaster grimms office

C.A Cupid: what do you mean im being expelled-

[gengar-pixel-2]

Ever after high fandom, I've made a discovery.

They all share the same voice actor! Huh. You learn a lot just by browsing IMDB and Behind the voice actor, don't you?

[dragoneyes618]

That's very unlikely, Raven.

[nothingtoseehd]

[id: a screencap of milton grimm from ever after high. he is pointing at someone accusingly off-screen, an agitated expression on his face. next to him, giles grimm is standing, fidgeting with his hands. his face is covered by a textpost by tumblr user zigzagg, which reads "don't pog at me young man". several characters are behind them in the screencap. /end id]

back at it again entities

[garussy]

Ever After High x Monster High.

BUT

Headmistress Bloodgood finds out about headmaster Grimm forcing his students to follow in their parents legacy and threatening their very existence if they don’t do exactly what they’re told and-

And she just-

Fights him to the death??

Her and Frankie jump this dude.

How dare he make Raven follow in her mothers path.

I don’t care if this is in character or not it would happen.

[a-thought-daughter]

Vivi-Design EAH Fancast 2.0 (Pt.5)

Part 1: https://www.tumblr.com/childofmattel/735536666910015488/vivi-design-eah-fancast-20-pt-1

Part 2: https://www.tumblr.com/childofmattel/735638317217021952/vivi-design-eah-fancast-20-pt2

Part 3: https://www.tumblr.com/childofmattel/739329240523227137/eah-recast-pt3

Part 4: https://www.tumblr.com/childofmattel/739542620483747840/vivi-design-eah-fancast-20-pt4

Quannah Chasinghorse as Prudence

I only knew this women from Vivi's pinterest but I honestly think she's absoultely stunning. I think she matches the vibe of the stepsister from EAH and even though she's not an actress I still think she's an amazing FC.

Anna Lambe as Charlotte

I think Anna Lambe matches vivi's aesthetic extremely well. I also think from an aesthetic pov she matches with Quannah Chasinghorse's vibe as well.

This would be the end of Pt.5 but it seems to small so here are some fancast of characters that weren't in the Pinterest or the slides:

Wyatt Oleff as Tiny the Giant

Kylie Cantrall as Mira Shards

I saw Kylie Cantrall with pink hair and thought, "she looks a lot like Mira Shards." And now here we are

Sebastian Roché as Milton Grimm

Since vivi's EAH is a little darker, I think Sebastian Roché should be Milton Grimm because he kind of scares me lol. I also think his voice sounds a lot like Milton Grimm.

Jack Veal as Young Milton Grimm

Robert Carlyle as Giles Grimm

I was honestly so stumped when it came to a FC of Giles so I just stole this one from mycast. I'm glad I did though because lowkey this is a good Giles FC.

Julian Hillard as Young Giles Grimm

Gratiela Brancusi as Baba Yaga

Okay hear me out. I think Gratiela Brancusi would fit really well with Vivi's EAH. I also think she'd make a great Baba Yaga.

Melissa McCarthy as Trollsworth

Amy Hill as Hagatha

Mark Addy as Gingerbread Man

Christian Bale as Jack B. Nimble

This is super unrealistic but IDC. He looks so much like Jack B. Nimble.

Peter Dinklage as Rumpelstiltskin

Tom Hiddleston as Rebel Narrator

Tessa Thompson as Royal Narrator

Malia Baker as Brooke Page

Let me know what other EAH fancasts you want me to do. Part 6 will be all about the parents but if there's any other EAH fancast you want me to add let me know.

[cometblaster2070]

it's currently like 5 am but all i'm saying is that there needed to be an eah webisode where raven got to beat up headmaster grimm with a baseball bat for the whole episode.

i don't even want any magic bs going on yk, just at least 5 minutes of raven beating the shit out of him with a baseball bat that maddie probably pulled out of her hat.

she went through a lot of shit okay; girl deserved to at least have SOMETHING. and personally speaking, i think it's something we all would enjoy so it's a win-win for everyone here.

[theendofthematerialgworl]

so yk how in thronecoming headmaster grimm says “they don’t all come true” and he’s talking about stories???

what’s if he’s right?

like that not all stories come true. not all children are meant to be what their parents were.

so, maybe raven was never meant to be the next evil queen. bloodline doesn’t always matter - it’s about who will grow up to best fit the role

[athena-xox]

This is the wackiest two am thought but like… what if the Grimm brothers were ✨fairies✨

Because we know they age but we also know they’re over two hundred years old so like

Oh insert any other magical creature I just think it’s more interesting than thinking of them as like god adjacent

[rebellore]

“Oh good,” said Maddie. “I didn’t think it made sense, either, so I was worried that it probably did to everyone else and I’d just gone mad. Or, madder than normal. I mean... I don’t even remember touching the wee, bitty unicorn. I don’t think I broke it. I thought everyone was celebrating a festival,” Maddie sighed. “Maybe I don’t belong in Ever After anyway. I’ve never understood how everything works....”

“Maddie,” Raven said, giving her a hug.

GOD I FUCKING HATE GRIMM

[direwolfrules]

EAH Glee AU

I do not have time right now to work on my actual writing- midterms are done so now we're just jumping right into final papers- but have an AU outline post.

Professor Pied Piper, taking inspiration from some of his best high school memories, gets Headmaster Grimm to reinstate the school glee club.

Meanwhile, Madame Baba Yaga fears the new activity will steal away talent from her prize cheer-hexing team, the Ever After High Cheerios (I can’t think of a good fairytale-ification for this, I will accept suggestions). To rectify this situation, she sends in three of her girls undercover with the goal of sabotaging the glee club.

Basically, Pied Piper is Will Schuester, Baba Yaga is Sue Sylvester, and chaos ensues.

Glee Club Members:

Apple White: She joined because 1) she's good at singing 2) she genuinely enjoys singing 3) her mom was in the Glee Club and led them to winning Nationals. I'd say she's the Rachel Berry or the Quinn Fabray, but I'm not gonna do that thing where I entirely change a character's personality to make them fit into the role of another character...for the students anyway. Look, Apple's got enough drama in her life, she doesn't need me making her crazy enough to send someone to a crack house out of jealousy.

Raven: Uh, in the books Headmaster Grimm won't let her take Muse-ic because it's not an evil class. Luckily, because of a bizarre loophole in the school guidelines for competitive teams, Headmaster Grimm can't ban her from Glee Club. Everyone say thank you Giles.

Daring: He joined because he was told it would give him extra credit for the serenading skills portion of Advanced Wooing. Also, Apple asked him to join because they didn't have enough boys in the club and Daring's been trained to never ignore a request from a damsel.

Dexter: He’s there cause Raven’s there? And also cause he is a genuinely great singer and unlike Daring needs the Advanced Wooing extra credit? Also, I just kinda want him there.

Darling: Her mom made her join. Queen Charming really said “I’m gonna take a page from Snow White’s book and live vicariously through you, offspring of mine”.

Briar: She really likes the idea of a team competition where she won’t put her teammates in danger if she falls asleep. Also, she checked the competition rulebook, as long as they don’t all leave the stage when she has a narcoleptic episode they won’t be disqualified.

Humphrey: Every Glee AU needs a white-boy-who raps and Ever After High has one already built-in in the form of Humphrey Dumpty.

Maddie: She’s there cause Raven’s there. It’s utterly hattastic!

Kitty: She’s there because she remembered her mom talking about how some of her fondest memories of high school revolves around messing with the glee club, and Kitty wants dearly to be like her mother.

Lizzie: We’re completing the Wonderland ensemble. Lizzie joins because she needs an extra curricular and the Invisible Tree Situation has gotten so out of hand they had to disband the croquet team. Great voice, ngl.

Justine: Not the strongest singer in the room, but she’s capable of choreographing numbers like nobody’s business.

Meeshell: Listen, canon’s pretending her singing in that webisode was something amazing. So like, we’re pretending now too.

Duchess: I picture her as a Sugar Motta-type character. Cannot sing, massive diva, but they gotta put up with her cause her family’s donating to the club budget.

Melody: Listen, it’s her dad’s club. She can’t just not join. She’s banking those supportive daughter points for a rainy day.

Lawrence Bonecrusher III: Listen, I just it'd be funny if Professor Piper says the ever-insane "You're all minorities, you're in the glee club" line and there's the one orc student in the school just sitting there with his eyebrow raised. He's also the Matt of this AU. For some reason never speaks when in a scene.

Faybelle: Captain of the Cheerios, totally not here as part of a scheme by Madame Yaga to DESTROY THE GLEE CLUB!!!!

Nah, but seriously, this whole AU was born of me going "What EAH character would say the iconic 'I'm a closeted lesbian and a judgemental bitch' line?" and her face popped into my mind.