#headjobs

[fuzzysweaterlover]

Ready for some fluffy action

[eriis97]

Can i request for an eyeless jack nsfw HC? i really liked the masky one. Thank you ♥️

here it is!

🗝️ — EYELESS JACK X READER

💌 — NSFW HEADCANONS

⚠️ — mature themes, demon sex?, oral, size kink, gender neutral reader (you/your), praise and degradation, breve mention of cannibalism (blink and you’ll lose it)

sex with a (half?) demon >>>

he’s tall and strong and has a lot of stamina. you’re definitely the one asking to stop

his tongue(s) are amazing and he uses it to overstimulate you - only stops if you use your safe word

and it’s very important to have an established safe word with ej because he’s really into overstimulation and, as i said before, he can go for hours

he doesn’t have much memories of being human, so you’ll probably have to explain to him the importance of aftercare - or else he just gets up and go do his thing, leaving you to rest. (i don’t believe he needs sleep)

loves to start in missionary, fucking you slowly, until you beg him to go hard. and then he turns you around, putting you in doggy style and fucking you harder

even if he doesn’t need to sleep, he’ll cuddle you until you do if you ask him - then he gets up and goes after his food

loves when you give him a headjob but his cum tastes really… weird. it’s really creamy, thick, dense - hard to swallow

at first he didn’t talk much during the act, but does grunts frequently and it’s really hot and feral

he only starts to talk when (or if) he notices you like when he degrades or praises you - but his phrases are really simple since he doesn’t go and search more about it

knows all of your weak spots, where he needs to kiss or suck to make you moan

he doesn’t has any corporal hair

his dick is big, but not really thick

[rishas-pepero]

warnings: sex, headjob, overstimulation, swearing. Minors dni

author's note: some of the headcannon's i put on the nsfw one are inspired by another headcannon i found on Tumblr, so full credits to them <3

genre: smut/headcannon's

Akutagawa Ryūnosuke ✦.˚

sfw ミ ♡ ៸៸ : : ·˚

• Aku isn't to affectionate but he would definitely kiss your cheeks at random times and look away without an expression in his face, but y'know he's blushing on the inside.

• would buy you flowers if you wanted one, like if your in a flower shop and you suddenly called a flower pretty, he would buy it to you secretly then suprise you with a small smile on his face.

• definitely doesn't like to go outdoors at times but when it's your anniversary, he would take you on romantic dates, and your choice too. He wouldn't admit it but he actually likes going outdoors with you, but only with you

• wouldn't really cuddle with you at night's unless if you hug him first, then he'll cuddle with you the entire night, because he secretly likes it but doesn't wanna admit to it.

• while cuddling, he would occasionally play with your hair and resting his chin against the top of your head while he does so. Tkinking that he felt so lucky to have someone like you

nsfw ミ ♡ ៸៸ : : ·˚

• most definitely a switch, if you want to but would definitely sub a lot than not.

• isn't really vocal in bed tbh, he would sometimes hold it in but if he can't he'll let it out but not to loud, just enough for only you to hear.

• doesn't like giving head, but would do it if you'd like but not all the time since he feels embarrassed and finds discomfort since he would occasionally gag while doing it.

when you finish in his mouth, he would be disgusted and spit it out, but it's no offense to you though. He just doesn't like the taste of bodily fluids in his mouth that's why

• though if your fucking him, as soon as he gets overstimulated, he would definitely let out a quiet whimper first then tell you.

and ofc for being a lovely partner you are, you stop for him, don't wanna pain your baby aku don't we?

• after pulling out of him, you stroke your own cock to catch your orgasm, and spill all over his back and ass, though he wouldn't mind since his brain is all fuzzy to even think properly so he just let's you.

• ofc after that you carry aku to the bathroom and sit him down gently at the bathtub as you fill it up with warm water and bubbles, wash off the bodily fluids off of him while telling him he did so good. Then help him dry of his beautiful black and white hair and get him dressed in his pajamas to sleep, and you can't forget to pepper him with your kisses now can we? gotta make sure aku feels so loved and cared for even after having sex

[theragsagainstthemachine]

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[grahamkennedy]

Okay I'm having an argument with K, anyway apparently "headjob" is a real word for sucking penis. I think it's not. I need Tumblr's help.

Ya gotta help me out, friends. Settle this argument.

[raccoonskoodilypoopdungeon]

whenever i see the hj tone indicator all i can think of is headjob

[ultramaga]

I remember, back in the 1980s, studying how the masks were just for show - they helped avoid mass panics because they gave people a feeling of being in control. An illusion. It was a big lie. Then before the pandemic, there were studies on the regular flu. Could a surgeon stop it by wearing a surgical mask properly? No. It was there to filter the larger particles, like bits of skin and hair. A fungal spore, perhaps. But viruses are notoriously hard to filter, and that is what a mask is. Ebola requires an expensive and difficult piece of gear to protect against, so the compromise was: 

And this only worked mostly. People still got it. One of the reasons you can see here is that keeping the mask skin tight is very difficult. You are supposed to be clean shaven. Another is that viruses get in through the eyes.  When Covid hit, there was no requirement to be clean shaven or wear eye protection. Not even to wear gloves.  There’s been no evidence that the protections mandated actually protected anyone. Instead, if you argued against them on social media, you were censored, and the media denounced you as a Nazi deserving only death.  Any doctor that spoke up was threatened with the loss of their medical license. Science just became another tool for politicians to control people. It was no longer a quest for an objective truth. The dominant ideology says that there is none, it’s all a social construct, and so by controlling what people think, you alter reality.  Force people to believe the masks work, and they do, and anyone pointing out evidence to the contrary is an Enemy of the State. This is totalitarianism. This is 1984. And that is why 1984 is now listed by Leftists as proof you are a Nazi deserving only death. If you read that book, you are their enemy.

So it’s no wonder that Leftists want it banned from schools, and replaced with books on headjobs and anal. 

“A Family portrait during the Spanish Flu, 1918″

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[scribblesoul-20]

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[niikosia]

; blowing ran haitani's dick in the tunnel.

synopsis: because of his past transgressions against the local delinquents, haitani ran made the decision not to go through the aoyama tunnel. but going through the tunnel in aoyama with ran unnerved Y/n.

warnings: fellatio in public, teabagging, quickie, headjob, nipple play, praising, soft-dominance, dominant-submissive, sucking balls, throat goat, licking tips, facial cum, dirty talk.

"I can't cross Aoyama, unfortunately," Ran explained, "my car is known for crashing some delinquents here, so it's like I'm wanted to be banned. But the house is close by, so we can walk." He added with a playful smirk on his lips.

Y/n couldn't help but feel a twinge of unease at the thought of walking through the dark streets of Aoyama alone with Ran. As they made their way to the house, the tension in the air seemed to grow heavier with each passing moment, and Y/n felt a sense of foreboding creeping in at the edges of her mind. She couldn't shake the feeling that something was waiting for her in the shadows.

"Be careful, Ran," Y/n whispered as they walked, her heart pounding in her chest. "I have a bad feeling about this. Something isn't right."

Ran stopped in his tracks, a serious look on his face, and turned to face Y/n. "Don't worry," he said softly, taking her hand in his. "I'll protect you. Nothing will happen to you while I'm here." His words were reassuring, but the tension in the air seemed to still linger, and Y/n couldn't shake the feeling of unease that was still clinging to her like a shadow.

With that, the two of them started walking through the tunnel, the narrow passageway leading them into the underground of Roppongi. The oppressive darkness hung over them like a blanket, the silence thick in the air.

As they walked, Ran began to whistle a tune, a sound that echoed through the tunnel like a ghost. Y/n couldn't help but feel a twinge of unease at the sound, the tension in the air seeming to grow heavier with each passing moment.

Suddenly, Ran stopped walking, his whistling fading into silence. He stepped closer to Y/n, his amethyst eyes shining like jewels in the dim light. He leaned in close to her ear, and Y/n felt a shiver run down her spine as his breath brushed against her skin.

He leaned closer to her and Y/n felt her heart race. "You know," he said softly, "you kinda look fine if you wore the lingerie you showed me earlier at the store."

As she attempted to move, rolling her eyes, Ran abruptly wrapped his arm around her waist and rested his head on the back of her neck. Y/n felt his crotch graze her ass, causing her to sigh deeply. She attempted to take off Ran's arms, but he refused to release her.

"I won't inform Sanzu about this," he softly whispered in her ear while licking her earlobe. "Whatever occurs in this place, remains here," Ran whispered in a enticing manner, as his hand gradually slipped inside her shirt, causing her nipples to become erect when his thumbs lightly grazed them. Despite wearing a bra, Ran could sense the firmness of her nipples, causing him to smirk in realization that she was enjoying it. He leaned in closer to her neck and slid his other hand inside her shirt, gently squeezing her other breast, which elicited a soft whimper from her.

Y/n gently placed her hand over his palm, feeling a surge of pleasure as Ran began to softly grope her breasts, whispering in her ear and causing her cheeks to redden even further. The sensation intensified as Ran then proceeded to pinch her nipples, prompting her to bite her lower lip in response. His index finger glided in circles around her nipples, pinch and rub, while his other fingers playfully nibbled. A quiet, pleasurable moan escaped her lips as Ran skillfully juggled and squeezed her breasts, while also planting a tender kiss on her forehead. With her head tilting towards him, she couldn't help but softly moan out his name, "Ra... Ran..." as he continued to expertly massage her breasts.

"You're enjoying this, arenʼt you?" Ran taunted, a smirk forming on his face as he whispered these words into her ear, as if he was offering her a taste of the true Roppongi experience for the second night. Ran let out a soft chuckle in her ear and stated in a casual tone, "You must also reciprocate what I am doing to you." Then, he proceeded to rub his erect arousal against her ass, causing Y/n to feel the pressure against her back. He grasped her chin and, with force, compelled her to gaze up at him. Slowly, he pressed his lips against her soft mouth, and as he pulled away, he locked eyes with her.

Ran noticed that Y/n's disheveled appearance made her face start to blush. He then gave her another kiss and gently entered his tongue into her mouth. He could feel the warmth inside her mouth, which made him even more aroused. As his excitement grew, Ran became more aggressive during their make out session. Y/n tried to pull away, but Ran was so eager that she couldn't resist.

Ran raised his hand to her neck and held it gently, gaining complete control over Y/n. Their tongues met and danced inside their mouths, while Y/n remained unaware that Ran's other hand was already inside her underwear, using two fingers to caress the outside of her intimate area.

He said, slowly removing his gaze from Y/n while maintaining eye contact, "You're wet already." After considering the possibility that this was Y/n's first time doing such a dangerous thing in public, Ran said in jest, "Let's do the bodyguard position." Y/n remained motionless and silent, allowing Ran to handle the entire job. They both stood up straight, and Ran tapped her pussy slowly from behind, causing her to whimper.

"It's already starting to open," Ran said with a laugh, "It looks like it really wants my fingers." Then he gently licked her ear and began gently stimulating her clitoris, causing her to feel weak in the knees as she wasn't familiar with this sensation that was electrifying her body. Ran was enjoying the moment; he prefers it when women are silent and allow him to take control. However, he is self-centered and will only please a woman if she proves herself worthy to him.

Ran suddenly stopped touching her sensitive area and softly positioned himself before instructing Y/n to "turn around." His voice had a mix of seduction and authority. Y/n complied, facing him and gazing up at him. He then uttered, "Kneel down." Y/n followed his command, looking down as she did so. Ran smirked playfully, as he derived pleasure from women obeying his words.

He whispered sensually, "I see an obedient girl," and caressed Y/n's cheeks as he observed her lowering down to stroke him. a feeling of satisfaction when Y/n carelessly peers at his enormous crotch. With a gentle smile, Ran guided her hands to open his zipper, revealing a massive boner beneath his Balenciaga boxer.

She gave him another look and did as Ran instructed, nodding. "Pull it out." he demanded. Y/n was astonished to see that Ran's dick was more massive than she had anticipated. She looked at it naively and raised her gaze to ask, "Do all of these things actually look the same?" Ran laughed at her naivety, but he then slowly shook his head and said, "I think having long cocks is genetics." He winked at her.

"Enough talking, this big thing down here is waiting for your mouth to open." Y/n's eyes widened and she turned away from the blushing that was her cheeks as Ran pulled out his dick. Ran took a few hot, deep breaths and continued to gently press the tip of his dick against her soft lips, which had already begun to grow. He likes to do this for a short while, but his cock grows even bigger when he keeps circling the tip of his cock on her lips, making him moan softly and want her to suck it out for him.

"Open your mouth," Ran said, his gaze fixated on her. "Stick out your tongue," Ran added, and Y/n followed his instructions. When her tongue touched the tip of his dick, Ran furrowed his brows and instructed her to circle her tongue around it. Ran was breathing heavily as he told her what to do. Y/n slowly circled her tongue around his tip, causing Ran to grip her hair tightly and experience the pleasure he had been longing for. Ran lightly bit his lip and spat on his cock, stroking it while Y/n continued to tease it with her tongue.

As soon as her mouth widened, he introduced half of his enormous member into her mouth, causing her eyes to well with tears. However, she proceeded to orally pleasure him slowly and delicately, all while maintaining eye contact with Ran. Ran couldn't help but grin widely, observing the girl's unwavering submission to him.

Ran persistently and forcefully inserted his member into her to such a depth that it caused her to gag multiple times. The sound of her choking was so sweet and melodic to Ran's ears that he didn't even mind his own loud moans reverberating through the confines of this dim passageway. In this moment, all he could do was witness someone sucking him with such tightness, as if he were penetrating a cunt.

"Go faster," Ran complains while struggling to stay steady. "Give me a blowjob that matches my worth," he moaned as he held onto her hair tightly. "Suck it like you deserve this huge ten-inch dick that other girls have been desperate to try." His cock twitched in her mouth, but Y/n didn't stop sucking him.

"I feel like you're sucking my soul out of me-" he exclaimed before being interrupted by Y/n's action of pleasuring him. The thought of Sanzu having any involvement with her left him in shock, and his surprise grew as she continued her relentless attention on his balls. Overwhelmed with excitement, he tilted his head back and closed his eyes, almost losing his balance but managing to steady himself by grabbing onto a nearby stall. Y/n glanced up at him before sensually licking her way from his balls to the tip of his manhood.

Ran's hold on the stall tightened, and the other hand held her neck lightly as Y/N began licking, blowing, stroking, and kissing everything but his dick, which made the Haitani Ran of Roppongi mumble and whimp loudly by the tongue of someone's girl.

Ran immediately pulled out his cock, stroked it more quickly, and positioned his tip where Y/n's face was due to the intense blowjob he felt from her. He continues to stroke it while grunting and moaning loudly, and the helpless angel in front of him was patiently waiting for him to smear her face. With his head tilted upward, Ran continued to stroke his veined cock as he cums in her face, his voice faltering.

Ran had a smug smile on his face and spoke to Y/n, who had Ran's semen on her face, saying, "If I had known you were open to casual encounters, I would have flirted with you earlier." With a grin on his face, Ran slapped her cheek with his cock and said "I didn't know it felt good getting sucked by Sanzu's innocent-looking girl."

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[venereitalia23]

un capolavoro

(EN: a headjob)

[zanebrah]

You keen for a headjob brother

[ultramaga]

i think the problem is that it is reasonable to believe he is stating a fact gathered from research. He stated he did a lot of research in interviews. And his story was presented as fact by organizations like the BBC UK.

Being a fiction author doesn't grant you a license to lie, even if people like us think it is clearly a lie.

For example, if my urban fantasy story has the Joe Biden of that world give the position of VP after a headjob, I can argue that it it is just a story but the court would likely hold it as defamatory unless I pushed it into absurd territory eg kamala forgetting to take her kneepads off before an interview, or continuing on servicing others even during it.

I often see "based on real events" in movies and TV shows, and it wasn't until I was an adult that I realized how little that means.

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[theragsagainstthemachine]

TERMINATOR T-800

[pastlifecrisis]

Give me head

Ok, I think that’s enough internet for today.

[acts-blowjob]

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