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5 Times The Animatronic Short Orange Bear On Country Bear Jamboree Addressed Me By Name And Told Me He Was Going To Marry My Dad

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[Image description starts: The photography of Wendell, as his clothes are from the Christmas Special, and he carries a squirrel gun. He donned a hunter's cap with camouflage patterns covered in snow, and wore a hunter's vest with green trimmed white fur. The background is the stage with the tree. End image description.]

I recently went on vacation to the Magic Kingdom with my family. It was a lot of fun until I went on Country Bear Jamboree. There are a lot of animatronic bears on the stage that sing before the curtains close.

Although most of these robotic bears are wonderful to watch, there was an animatronic short orange bear that started addressing me by name halfway through the music. He told me that he was going to marry my dad.

He did that five times.

1. The Time The Animatronic Orange Bear Made Eye Contact With Me

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[Image description starts: The photograph of Wendell from refurbished on 2012, as he is strumming a mandolin and looking up with half-closed eyes. The background is a farmhouse on the stage. End image description.]

I was sitting in Country Bear Jamboree, and the animatronic short orange bear was doing his preprogrammed speech as he spoke with the animatronic brown bear with a tophat.

The orange bear said, "Ain't ya gonna help me out over there, Henry?"

Then it turned and looked me right in the eyes and said, "I'm going to marry your dad, Ryan."

Then the short orange bear leaned in real close to my face, which I’m pretty sure it was not programmed to do, and he said, "Call me 'Mrs. Dad,' Ryan. I'm going to be your dad's bride at his wedding."

Before he could say anything else, I had to change my seat position way from him to enjoy the rest of the magic of Country Bear Jamboree.

2. The Time The Animatronic Short Orange Bear Kept Talking About How Long The Wedding Would Take When He Married My Dad

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[Image description starts: The photograph of Wendell from pre-refurbished in 2008, he is facing to the left. The background is a park with a water fountain and a few white birds. End image description.]

The final music at the end of Country Bear Jamboree was so fun that I decided to get back in line and sit it again. I was having a blast listening to all the robotic bears sing until the animatronic short orange bear once again turned to me.

It started to say, "Hey, if you can’t cut it, just lay out."

But about halfway through the line, he trailed off, turned around, and said, "Welcome back, Ryan. I'm going to marry your religious dad and the wedding is going to take forever. Everyone's going to talk so slow and your dad and I are going to kiss 100 times. Your dad is going to get down on his knees, and thank Christ for making his wedding to the robot orange bear take so long."

I tried to tell the robotic short orange bear that I didn't want that to happen, but he was already leaning farther away from me.

3. The Time The Animatronic Orange Bear Told Me That He Was Going To Wear My Clothes When He Married My Dad

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I had decided not to go to Country Bear Jamboree anymore, but then I remembered how fun the final music at the end was, and I got back in line.

I was hoping the animatronic short orange bear would just do his clockwork movements and prerecorded lines, but instead he popped up out of the stage in the middle of the music and said, "Your dad is my fiancé, Ryan, I'm going to wear your shirts and your pants when I marry your dad. Your dad's going to wear a wedding dress, and we're going to be bonded in the eyes of Christ. Enjoy the rest of Country Bear Jamboree, Ryan."

After the music, I told the Magic Kingdom employee working the line what had happened, and he just said, "That sounds bad." But he didn't do anything.

4. The Time The Short Orange Bear’s Voice Came Out Of The Animatronic Bear With Long Puckered-Up Lips

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[Image description starts: The close-up of Romeo McGrowl, as he strums the ukulele and sings. The background is a black curtain with a red spotlight. End image description.]

I just couldn't stay away from that incredible music at the end of Country Bear Jamboree, so I got right back in line.

There is an animatronic bear with long puckered-up lips on Country Bear Jamboree who mostly sings about his woman, babbles about how she wasn't pretty, but he ain't either.

One time, when the curtain opened for the bear with long puckered-up lips, it stopped singing, swiveled on its metal hinges to face me, and said to me in the short orange bear's voice, "Ryan, it’s me. It’s the short orange bear. I'm going to marry the ever-loving shit out of your religious dad. Listen to me, Ryan. Our wedding will not have any refreshments. Guests will be permitted to bring one bowl of warm water from home, but that's it. Once I marry your dad, I'm going to become a huge part of your life. Have fun on the big drop."

Then the bear with puckered-up lips' voice returned to normal, and it sang a song about his woman. I do not want to attend a wedding where there is no food, especially since the short orange bear said it was also going to be very long.

5. The Time An Animatronic Model Of My Dad Appeared Next To The Short Orange Bear

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[Image description starts: Henry and Wendell are singing "Mama, Don't Whoop Little Buffalo", and far distance from each other. The background is a farmhouse with a chicken and a dog. End image description.]

I had promised myself I would never sit Country Bear Jamboree again, but on the last day of vacation, the siren song of the big, fun drop lured me right back into the den of the clockwork short orange bear and his wet carnival of torment.

When I got to the animatronic short orange bear, he was standing next to an animatronic model of my father, which sparked and sputtered as he moved back and forth in repetitive motion.

Brown bear with a tophat stopped right at that scene, which it hadn’t done any of the other times before, and the animatronic short orange bear started saying things like, "Hello, Ryan. Your dad and I are going to be each other's wives," and, "You'll have to watch me marry your dad through the window of the church because you're not allowed inside, Ryan."

Then the animatronic model of my dad said, "I love marrying the short orange bear more than I love having a son!" and then it burst into flames.

As the brown bear with a tophat finally moves it and the short orange bear about leaning farther away from this horrific scene, the short orange bear called after me, "I'll see you and your real dad at the wedding, Ryan!"

I tried to call back, "Please don't do this!" but my voice was drowned out by the sound of the robot big orange bear singing about the sadness that her partner was leaving her.

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Hello Mr. Wolfhare!! I would like to inquire about something. I’ve wondered, what is your profile picture and banner header? That’s all! Thank you for your time!!

My profile picture is me! Mr Wolfhare!

But irl it's a character I made several years ago. I was going to try and make a series of animations with him and his robotic Starfish partner explaining ttrpg gaming and worldbuilding, but that idea kind of fizzled away.

Don't think youtube needs ANOTHER channel dedicated to stuff like that, it's already got so many.

Thanjs for the ask :)

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