#headdcanons

[palettepainter]

Weirdos in love

I’ve got Lew Zealand x Crazy Harry brainrot so have some small headcannons while I’m cutting stencils at work:

-Harry sleeps unnaturally still…to the point sometimes people panic and assume he might be dead. It doesn’t help that Harry naturally has a very pale completion which often has people mistaking him for being unwell when they first meet him. Harry is also not apposed to collapsing asleep at a desk or table. When Lew catches Harry asleep and unmoving he’ll place a written note by his head saying “Not dead, sleeping”

-Lew Zealand is trans I don’t make the rules guys 

-Harry loves taking apart random appliances to tinker with them and see how they work. More then once Lew has returned him to find Harry taking apart the toaster 

-They live in a small house together near a lake where Lew likes to go fishing. The house has an old basement Harry hides in to do all his explosive related work, while Lew practises his boomerang skills in the garden 

-Lew likes to go fishing, it’s a hobby he picked up in his teens but his family have always had a knack for fishing. He’s always been a more catch and release type of person though, he’s fine with eating fish based dishes but he doesn’t have the guts to kill a fish himself 

-Lew loves swimming and he used to compete in competitions at his school. He is very aerodynamic in the water and basically considers it a second home with how comfortable he is in the water. Harry on the other hand cannot swim to save his life, he never learnt, ontop of hating how cold water feels on his skin and the feeling of weightless ness Harry avoids large bodies of water at all times 

-Harry and Lew aren’t as smart as Bunsen and Beaker, but they’re not as oblivious as most people think. Lew has always loved and been passionate about sea life, he has a fondness for tropical fish and other species that often look peculiar or silly, like puffer fish.

Harry is also smart. He was the smartest kid in his science class and left with high grades…But he also knows a lot of bizarre weird facts no normal person would think about: like how to make a pipe bomb out of an air fryer, or how quickly acid can burn through metal, or how to pick locks without leaving evidence, how to hot wire a car, how to escape a country in a day (I’m not saying Harry has a past of criminal offences and may have gotten in trouble with police and has a past wrapped in mystery but I am saying it’s a possibility) 

-Harry loves knitted cardigans and sweaters, though he leans more towards cardigans. Maybe he could have grown up somewhere cold and far away from any big city? Hence why he can sometimes be a bit out of the loop with social ques and norms. All of his cardigans are well kept, but they all stink of smoke 

-Lew can’t cook to save his life and Harry only knows how to use a microwave and air fryer, so they often don’t eat the most healthy foods. Mac and Cheese is Harry’s favourite while Lew isn’t fussy and tends to eat whatever Harry does. Chef - as a culinary master - is personally offended at their poor diets and on more then one occasion has cooked meals for them (Lew and Harry are very enthusiastic about Chef’s meals, but his irritation about their poor eating habits fly right over their heads)

-They adopted, aka Harry found and brought home, sphynx cat named Newton. They thought they where a boy but it was only after they’d had the cat for a month did they realise it was a girl. Newton is Lew’s and Harry’s adopted hairless baby and they love love LOVE her. Harry in particular is very fond of their little wrinkly four legged child. If it wasn’t for Lew Harry would have adopted a whole army of hairless cats (he knits Newton sweaters in his free time)

-Harry has a bizarre ability of just…appearing out of no where. You’ll walk round a corner and Harry will unexpectedly be there, unblinking, staring at you 

-Lew and Harry are close with the band, and Harry in particular is good friends with Animal - mostly because the two balance out each other’s craziness. Newton also loves Animal and likes to curl up on his drum stool or lick at his mess of hair. The other band members are sometimes caught off guard by Harry and his ability to appear out of no where, except for Floyd 

-Lew is a big summer guy, while Harry hates the heat. Lew is all about summer fun! Swimming in the sea, sandcastles, ice cream, volley ball on the beach, fishing, kayaking, the whole show! Meanwhile, Harry is huddled under an umbrella at the far end of the beach the furthest away from the sea 

-Harry is the best person for scary stories because he doesn’t hold back, something which Lew learnt the hard way and paid the price for by not sleeping well for the next five days. 

-Lew and Camilla are surprisingly very close, they bond over the fact of them both having crazy, bizarre husbands who they adore dearly. Camilla sometimes asks Lew to “eggsit” for her when she and Gonzo go out for the evening. Harry doesn’t understand why they need to babysit…eggs of all things, but he knits Lew egg cozies for them 

-For some reason I can picture Lew as being Italian, or at least he has strong family ties in Italy 

[pouletpourri]

the maddest spies around

[thecarnivorousmuffinmeta]

I was just scrolling through Instagram and the following question popped into my head:

If Bella never had those hallucinations of Edward in New Moon, would something significant have changed? Or would it just mean that she wouldn’t seek out Jacob?

Alright, let's go through this, I'm intrigued.

Bella Never Hallucinates Edward

Bella's in Port Angeles with Jessica to get Charlie off her back so he won't ship her off to Florida. They have an alright time, by which 'alright' is terrible for Jessica and Bella just hates the whole thing but is too depressed to function. They see the scary biker men, this time, Edward's not there to tell Bella not to go with the scary looking people who resemble her would have been rapists.

I imagine Bella stares at them for a weirdly long moment and Jessica, frowning, tugs Bella away and is very disturbed by the whole thing "Please don't make eye contact with them, Bella". Jessica, however, isn't as wigged out because Bella didn't actually approach them and mostly thinks Edward really fucked Bella up. She is not doing good.

"Maybe we have girl's night at home next time," Jessica reasons, seems more low key for Bella who really looks like she should be staying close to home.

"Yeah sure whatever" I imagine is Bella's reply, as she'll need something to keep Charlie from freaking out and if occasionally doing things with Jessica is it then why not.

As you note, without having hallucinated Edward, Bella has no motivation to endanger herself (first by approaching scary men, realizing this is too spicy, then saying "motorcycles, Edward would hate that"). So, Bella never gets the motorcycles and as a result never thinks of Jacob.

She never approaches him and doesn't befriend him.

I imagine what follows instead is that Bella has increasingly awkward girls nights with Jessica and Angela, and accidental dates with Mike Newton, where she tries to convince Charlie she's great. She's... awesome, but she's not actually getting better because she doesn't even have Jacob in this timeline.

I imagine she still motivates herself to search for the meadow but just gets increasingly lost in the woods without Jacob's help. She may stumble across it as she did in canon, nearly get eaten by Laurent, at which point she's saved by the wolves but even if this happens while she'd now know Victoria is after her sh edoesn't know about the wolves and Jacob isn't close enough to tell her/try to tell her as he did in canon.

Things continue, Bella doesn't jump off a cliff because she doesn't see the La Push guys doing it/isn't hallucinating Edward. As a result..

Probably, what happens, is either Victoria does eventually get to Bella and kills her or else the Volturi get involved as Victoria's building up the newborn army and, since Edward never came and told them he broke the rules, they have no reason to stall the destruction of the army and Victoria herself.

Bella never realizes there was a newborn army or how close Forks came to being wiped out by vampires.

As it is Bella... well, she'll either get better, or she'll continue to spiral into the suicidal behavior we saw in canon. My hope is that, after long enough, as in canon she begins to accept the Cullens will not return and tells Charlie/Renee "I think I need help" rather than what she did in canon (which was conclude she needs to rebound on Jacob to fix her problems).

Edward will likely eventually return, but we don't know when this will be, and when he does... if he'll content himself watching from afar or else will begin intervening in her life and scaring off boyfriends.

But the rest of the plot doesn't happen.

[iamthecomet]

OKAYOKAYOKAY BUT HOW DO YOU THINK THE GHOULS DRESS OUT OF UNIFORM,,, like anything from pajamas or comfy clothes to when they're feeling *stylish* (from freshwaterbassist)

FUCK YES I finally have time to answer this! (I have been thinking about it ALL DAY). Cumulus and Swiss are crop-top besties. They are both so happy in a nice loose cropped T. Swiss usually pairs his with a pair of low slung jeans. Cumulus loves a pair of spandex shorts and some legwarmers. Cirrus and Dew are punk rock girlfriends. Ripped skinny jeans (Dew's are always black). Band T-'s. A lot of over sized T shirts with the sleeves cut off (you know the type). Doc Martens or Converse. Cirrus an oversized flannel punk--Dew is a well worn beat up leather jacket punk. Mountain's jeans are old and loose and nearly threadbare. Most of his t-shirts are solid color. A lot of them have holes in the underarm or the shoulder but they're so god damn comfortable and soft. (Rain steals them). Aurora and Rain both like simple elegance mixed with a little bit of grunge. Converse paired with a nice skirt or a pair of creased pants. Nice button down shirts, or expensive looking blouses with a leather jacket or a flannel over them. They are: Ripped up black jeans, and heeled suede boots, and a suit jacket over a crop top. Or an oversized T-shirt over shorts and high heels. Sunshine loves overalls. Don't ask me why. Typically just wears a crop top under them, or nothing. Loves the shorts ones the best. Never wears a bra--refuses to. Steals a lot of sleeveless T's from Cirrus and Dew and sports a lot of side-boob. Also loves really short jean shorts. And has been known to walk around in only an oversized t-shirt. Aether is easy. He is happy in loose comfortable jeans or sweatpants and whatever shirt he finds in his dresser. He does love to wear a button-up shirt every once in a while though. Undoes the first few buttons and watches people stare at his chest hair. Aeon likes to experiment. Loves to steal clothes. Has stolen so many pairs of Cirrus' leggings she's just started buying double and giving him some. Wears a lot of oversized T's (Aether's) and skinny jeans. Always converse. Loves a big comfy hoodie. A style chameleon, it really does change depending on the day. He really likes stealing dresses from Aurora though--he thinks he looks great in them.

[katkalis-the-horror-fanartist]

hi it's me again, from the inscryption ask!

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I get: Your TNMN Headcanons

You get: My TNMN Headcanons

GNDHD BUT YOU CANT JUST BE SO GENERAL ABIUT IT

HEADCANONS ON WHAT THINGS? WHAT CHARACTERS? WHAT ASK ARE YOU FROM AND I HOPE I HAD GOTTEN AROUND TO ANSWERING IT-

WHAT SPEDIFIC HEADCANONS THO-

[cemeterysgirl]

headcanon 001 — #name: sasha went by her birth name sang-mi for most of her horrible childhood, but once she was entered into public school @ the late age of 13 she picked the name sasha and insisted on being called it by peers/teachers/therapists alike until she mentally erased sang-mi. she took it from the p*rn star, sasha grey, in an attempt to reclaim her sexuality. the only way you'd know her real name is if you went to school with her as she rarely discloses it.

[tsarjozinzbazin]

well you asked for headdcanons/asks, so here you go! (warning for the most vanilla and mundane stuff ever) - Maxwell is still not used to having a physical body, so he's constantly aching and surprised by textures and pressure. Some times Wilson will grab his hands to massage the joints and that flusters Maxwell every time - Maxwell doesn't need to sleep much so he's the one keeping watch at night while Wilson sleeps next to him. Some times Maxwell hums or sings something quietly if Wilson is having trouble falling asleep. - (this is less of a headcanon and more like a random situation) Wilson helping Maxwell shave because he injured his hands. I swear I have more but my mind is super blank right now hhhhhhh

those are so sweet omg here is my attempt at Wilson shaving Max

[a-very-questionably-unstable-box]

I actually do go to therapy, so yes! But I’m studying to be one for personal reasons- so kinda analyzing stuff like this is my thing.

And yes they are super cool!? Personally plants are fantastic little guys, just growing and doing their own thing.

Ok so did a little research thing to see exactly why humans like to keep plants. Plants can boost one’s wellbeing, they boost feelings of a positive outlook and even make people feel more alive and active. The fact of the matter that you have plants and enjoy having them is more than likely a coping mechanism.

Gardening itself helps distract from internal feelings and plights. It actually has proven to help lighten the mood of people, lower stress, and anxiety. So gardening is definitely an escape and your own way of maintaining a healthy environment(even if you yell at them to grow better when one has a spot and “throw them in a wood chipper”.)

My analysis thus far though is it’s a safe space for you, the hobby itself is one of the factors that has kept you from totally boiling over like a steaming pot of rage. That and let’s face it- plants are fucking cool!? You can talk to them and they’ll grow depending on that environment!?

You been talking to the therapist or something?

Plants are very cool, and like I mentioned before, I don’t mind getting grubby. Soil feels good.

[ciaossu-imagines]

KATEKYO HITMAN REBORN - HIBARI KYOYA (PART 1)

Hibari with a frail s/o

The scent that reminds him of home & the conspiracy theory he believes in

Sleep, Old Age & Cooking headcanons

Fluff headdcanons

Hogwarts House

Assorted headcanons

Regret

Model AU! headcanons

Reaction to someone brushing their fingers through his hair

College Professor AU! headcanons

Random, appearance, and childhood headcanons

NSFW headcanons

Music taste headcanons

Hogwarts AU! headcanons

Childhood headcanons

What he makes in an art class

Interacting with various types of people

Favourite Disney villain and animal sidekick

With a strong wife who insists on fighting beside him

Aesthetic headcanons

Pirate AU! headcanons

Genderbend headcanons

What fairy tale would he be?

Bleach AU! headcanons

iPod headcanon

His wallet

His travel essentials

His phone

Assorted headcanons

Assorted headcanons

Assorted headcanons

Road Trip headcanons

Assorted headcanons

NSFW headcanons

Bath sex drabble

Assorted headcanons

Reaction to finding an anonymous love letter

Assorted headcanons

Mini Emotions Playlist

Valentine's Day headcanons

NSFW drabble

NSFW drabble

Random headcanon

Superhero AU! drabble

NSFW headcanons

College AU! NSFW headcanons

Dating an erotica writer

'Stay with me until it's over' drabble

Kissing headcanon

Sharing a bed drabble

[enchantingsongbouquet]

Idk know if to write more headdcanons, a nsfw scenario or a fluff headcanon 😿

[kaleeshbled]

Make peace with the Force now                              for this is your final hour.

     Kaleeshbled. 18+ legends & headdcanon based General Grievous from Star Wars the Clone Wars & Revenge of the Sith ↪ as written by Captain

[thecarnivorousmuffinmeta]

Would the Golden Trio's squib kid and Slytherin kid be friends?

The Slytherin kid and the squib kid.

Depends on personalities and how things go home.

Just because two people aren't invited to the cool kids' lunch table does not mean they'll automatically be friends themselves.

[brave-mushroomz]

Now, as a Minori simp, I admit that I also kinda ship MinoHaru. What I mean by that is that if they actually get together canonically I would completely understand. Now, because of those two factors, I make up random scenarios in my mind of a love triangle involving me, Minori, and Haruka. well, not a love triangle but a love V shape instead becuz I love Minori but Haruka also probably loves Minori, but Haruka and me don’t like each other. Is that normal???

Edit: I’d like to add that you could say that I got beef with a fictional character because of my headdcanons

[lady-of-endless]

- Overwatch Masterlist -

“Flashbacks and Height  Differences” (Ramattra x Reader)

Home has a heartbeat (Hanzo Shimada x Reader)

Bondage headdcanons NSFW (Hanzo, Cassidy, Reaper)

Genji revealing his face to his SO headcanons

Solider 76 request, fluff headcanons

Confession headcanons for Hanzo

[reveseke]

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— fandoms I'm writing for —

Criminal minds, marvel (avengers, spiderverse, x-men etc.), Voltron, Cobra Kai, Ninjago, Lego monkie kid, HTTYD franchise, Z nation, DC (justice league, flash, legends of tomorrow.) And My bloody valentine.

You can ask if I write for other fandoms and specific characters. Currently there are no blacklisted characters, however my current fandom blacklist consists of Vivzie pop's & inherently NSFW medias. :)

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Comfort/hurt, angst, fluff, and even whump etc fics, headdcanons, blurbs, and scenarios. Uhh, also found family trope and a lot more tropes, you can ask about them or add them into requests idk lol.

On a more specific note; I can write horror, obsessive characters/readers, stalking, murder, death (side & main character, reader death), violence, gore, and such. I can do suggestive stuff, that's about it.

I use a lot of metaphors in my writing and one part of that are lwk religious metaphors (especially if there's gore specifically involved).

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No's in the content I'm writing; rape, pedophilic content or relationships, consangamory content, nsfw. I'm iffy on pregnancy related things, currently leaning on not writing them. No child abuse, or animal abuse or cruelty themes, hate speech of any kind etc.

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Call me Koiri or Benne, either goes or my user (or the shorthand from it; Reve.).

I use he/him as aux pronouns and it/hy/xe/cae/any as primary. I'm white, Finnish, neurodivergent, and an aroacespec genderqueer transboy.

My interests lay in horror (splatterpunk & medical horror + somewhat in body horror specifically.), slashers, Written/movie gore (and the way they can be turned poetic.), animation movies/series', Helpol, alterhumanity, uhh and a lot more than I care to remember rn. Also these fandoms; Marvel, CoD, Criminal minds.

[here-there-were-dragons]

i am partial to the fan headdcanon that darnold hlvrai's last name is pepper