#headcanons. headcanons everywhere.

[inzuinzudesu]

[chloesimaginationthings]

Never getting over how basically all the comments on a reuploaded Pin of Michael meeting Captain Foxy are literally just calling him autistic

HONESTLY THATS SO REAL THOUGH

[wttcsms]

Hi :D can u talk about size difference with sukuna...without the dom/sub dynamics...maybe like just casual intimacy sort

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the size difference between you and sukuna is so cute and so normal to you that you don't realize just how much bigger he is compared to you until strangers point it out. when you posted a mirror selfie of the two of you before a night out, your friends immediately slid up on your story going insane over how your boyfriend's hand managed to make an iphone pro max look minuscule. he's holding the phone with just one hand, but his one hand is enough to engulf the entire back of your phone.

sukuna stands behind you when you're wearing a tight minidress or miniskirt. if you ever bend down to adjust the strap of your heel or if you're getting up from a chair and have to readjust the fabric, you can trust that he's either shielding you from view or he himself is gently fixing your clothes for you. there are so many pictures of him asleep in your girly bed, looking out of place and like a giant whenever he's cuddled up with your squishmallows, his head needing like three of them underneath him to make for a sufficient pillow. he doesn't mind you playing with his large hands either. he's used to you tracing shapes and patterns on the palms of his hands, or you letting your playful fingers trail upwards and follow the trail of his bulging veins on his arms.

his clothes drowns you. his shirts and sweatshirts make for the comfiest pajamas and if he's ever searching for a missing tee, he knows where to find it — or more accurately, who has it. sometimes, he does that annoying super senior move where he'll take your phone or any item you have in your possession and he'll hold it above his head and tease you. the only way to get it back is for you to give him a kiss, and he's so annoying about it. he won't even tilt his head down too much, so you struggle to plant one on him.

[demigods-posts]

percy jackson has a driver's license. i would just love to know how that went for him. how many times he had to take the test because his instructor kept being a monster in disguise. or better yet. him making undocumented turns and routes to avoid the hydra a couple of blocks ahead of him, or the minotaur that miraculously senses anytime he's in a car and won't leave him alone since he was in sixth grade.

[chyarui]

A few of you guys were curious, so as promised, here’s a few of my takes on Kiffar marriage customs! Specifically the role of the qukuuf, hope you guys enjoy! (Once again, this was all inspired by fic Resilience on ao3, though the account is unfortunately orphaned)

Hope my handwriting doesn’t suck too much, and super open to hearing any ideas or questions you might have if I didn’t explain anything fully!

Also here’s a b/w version cause I’m a sucker for greyscale (and to make the qukuuf markings stand out more)

[iandarling]

I know in most fics Ian and Mickey have passionate reunion sex their first night in prison, and while I 100% believe they would, I wonder if their first night might’ve looked a little different

Watching Ian prepare for prison, learning how to stay safe, where to eat and who to talk to, saying goodbye to his whole family, bracing himself for a new life is stressful

I can only imagine how stressed he would be in this new, dangerous, environment. He is totally alone, the new guy who is publically gay (prisoners have access to the news), and ginger to boot

We know Ian sometimes struggles to sleep, and so I imagine Ian probably struggled to sleep properly through the night leading up to prison - let alone his first night inside

But then Mickey shows up

Mickey is there. And they are cellmates and everything will be alright.

Mickey, who has spent months in Mexico working for a cartel, dealing drugs and overall not making good decisions, does something so brave and romantic as turning himself in, just to keep Ian safe

Mickey must’ve been tired too. He’s been dealing with the feds, travelling from Mexico back to Chicago, getting a good deal, all while not knowing if Ian would even want to see him - or what mental state he is in

They’re tired. They don’t have sex.

Instead, Ian crawls into Mickeys tiny bottom bunk, sleeping next to the wall (Mickey prefers having a clear view of the door), holding each other as tightly as possible.

It should be uncomfortable how tight Ian has his arms wrapped around Mickey, but he doesn’t care. He needs it. Craves it. Loves it.

Sure, Mickey was secretly hoping for a little action, if not full-on banging a handjob would be nice - but he also loves this.

Just them. Close together, breathing each other in as they finally get to lower their guard.

Mickey turned his head slightly to steal a kiss from Ian, but to no avail. Ian is dead to the world, nose pressed deep into the nape of his neck, having spent a good few minutes just smelling his skin. Creep.

Ian finally gets his person back, and Mickey finally feels safe.

The mattress is too thin, there is just one pillow, and the bunk beds are not designed for two fully grown muscular men; but Ian is finally able to sleep trough the whole night not having a single nightmare, and Mickey is able to feel safe for the first time in months

Yeah, they’re in prison and everything gonna suck for a while, but they’re together and that’s all that matters

[infernal-lamb]

the lamb: yall mind if i explode into tentacles

havin a little fun with the lamb and potential tentacle body horror because i think sometimes they should be gross. why SHOULDN'T these God creatures be an affront to the nature of creation

[egophiliac]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE KNIGHT OF DAWN SPIRIT IS STUCK IN A RING

Please where does it say that I must know!!!!!!!

calling him "stuck" was mostly a joke (and I don't think he's really a floating little ghostie or anything, more like...just some kind of remnant?) but when he showed up at the end of chapter 5, I read it as his spirit being in/attached somehow to the ring, and I think the implication was meant to be that he (or what was left of him) was the one guiding Silver through Lilia's memories. that may be leaning a little too hard into my personal interpretation, but that's what I thought we were supposed to get out of it! 🤷

(now watch as they turn directly to the camera in the next update to explain that I've misunderstood everything and the ring is really a tiny little robot that we all must shrink down into to pilot) (which would actually be amazing, can we have that please)

[vaguely-concerned]

fucking crying real tears of laughter at the idea of lucanis letting out a sigh of relief at finally leaving the endless wind-whipped halls of the grand necropolis behind only to find that rook has brought the cursed giant skeleton statues back home with them. and turning to look directly into the camera as only a man who has slept six hours altogether in the last week and is animated only by coffee and spite at this point could. the nevarran lighthouse decor my beloved.

[ontherocks21]

Thoughts From Hyperspace:

I have this absolutely ridiculous Anidala headcanon that I am also kinda in love with. In the hopes that it'll finally stop haunting me (pun intended), I'm going to share it.

Whenever Anakin finds sand anywhere in his immediate vicinity (clothes - no layer is immune 😏, bedsheets, boot treads, the ground he's standing on, his starfighter's pilot's chair, etc, etc), he sends Padmé a picture of it with the same caption: Literally everywhere. This, of course, makes her laugh, especially when he edits the holo with arrows to point out specific grains from specific planets that are still showing up weeks and months later. The hilarity of it all forever confounds her handmaidens...

Dormé: I take it he sent another one?

Ellé: Yep.

Moteé: I don't get it. She showed me this one and it's just a holo of dirt.

Collectively, all three shrug.

...because that is a memory of her husband Padmé finds far too precious to share.

[dallasgallant]

When times were better, Ponyboy would love to get thrown by Darry. Just picks him up and gives a good toss onto the couch or the bed, it started as a general sibling fight until pony waddled back up wanting it to happen again. Pools or lakes especially you need to get out of the way this kids a weapon. It happens less now that their folks are gone and everyone’s so stressed all the time…there’s no time for real roughhousing anymore. Not them anyway.

Soda was more of the traditional wrestle type, he’s convinced pony cheats sometimes. He used to swing him like a clock upside down until he got too big for it.

[crescentlyautumn]

You know what’s funny? How I can say that I headcanon a character as somewhere on the ace spectrum and/or aro spectrum, and within minutes I am being treated as if I am somehow very unintelligent and know nothing of the world.

[vimbry-moved]

the best pokedex descriptions are the ones that make them sound completely incompatible with the world suggested by the gameplay mechanics. "a stuffed toy that was thrown away and became possessed, ever searching for the one who threw it away so it can exact its revenge." ok well um. why would this fight for me

[lilislegacy]

okay here are my own personal headcanons on pjo/hoo characters having kids, assuming certain couples stay together and no one dies. also my thoughts are subject to change lol.

percy and annabeth have three (mostly) planned kids, starting when they’re in their mid to late 20s and spanning about 5-6 years. and then another one comes along when they’re like 40. (total accident). a couple boys, a couple girls - all sassy hyperactive geniuses running around causing mass chaos 24/7. then when their bio kids are mostly grown and out of the house, they foster demigod kids who don’t have homes. i can also see them being in their like 50s and fully adopting a little demigod baby who doesn’t have a family (because they have plenty of love to give). basically at every stage of their life, their house is always chaotic, loud, and full of safe and loved kids. they are parents to anyone who needs them

grover and juniper are gonna have like 7 kids or something. their own little school of children. and all super close together, which is ironic since they don’t have the strict timeline that humans do.

frank and hazel have exactly one kid, probably in their mid 20s. and they are SO happy with their one. the kid is calm, sweet, quiet, and smart. much better behaved than most demigods (although there could be a rebellious phase in the teen years)

nico and will adopt one or two, maybe a set of siblings, but not until they’re in their 40s. because i feel like nico thinks he never wants kids, but then over time, he realizes he does. plus he wants to do it for will.

piper doesn’t want kids. she thought she did at first, mainly because she felt like she was supposed to, but as she gets older she realizes she loves the freedom of not being a full time parent. she can pop in, be fun aunt piper to all her friends’ kids, and then leave. and she’s super happy that way.

i think leo would be scared as fuck to be a dad, and never plan on it, but i can see him having a singular daughter. definitely not planned. maybe even naming her after his mom. i really see leo being a single dad for some reason, idk why or how though. but he would be awesome. he’d expect his daughter to be all troubled and messed up like him, but she turns out amazing (because she has an awesome dad)

[demigods-posts]

headcanon that percy's most reoccurring nightmare about tartarus is the one where he loses annabeth to the pit. the one where he trips over the rogue lace of his left shoe and misses her fingers by centimeters. the one where his hands get clammy due to nerves and she slips out of his grasp. the one where they descend over the cliff together but he isn't strong enough to hold the weight of arachne. the one where she uses her knife to slice his palm and catch him off-guard so she can wiggle free. and the one where she's bleeding from the wound on her head. begging him not to tamper with fate. to let the prophecy play out. and a silent conversation passes between them. an 'i love you' and 'goodbye' in the same breath. and he stares into her eyes for what he knows is the last time and lets go. the one where he has to watch annabeth sacrifice herself to save the world.

[poliffwoog]

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