#headcanon that Deidara is almost totally deaf because of all the close-range bombs he lets off

[yowyowyaoi]

Sasori: *carefully fitting a pair of hearing aids he created into Deidara’s ears* Deidara: Danna … I look awful …

Sasori, gently adjusting the buds: No you don’t, Dei. I designed these specifically so that they would be barely visible.

Deidara: You’re sure?

Sasori: Yes. Okay, now, I’m going to turn them on full, so be prepared for a little “pop” sound …

Deidara: Ow! That was kinda loud, hm!

Sasori: Good; that means they’re working. *turns in the opposite direction and says something in an extremely hushed whisper*

Deidara: *smiles* I love you too. Hey, they ARE working! This is great! *hugs Sasori* Thank you, Danna!

Sasori: You’re welcome, love. I know not being able to hear so well was bothering you. Remember what I said, though; from now on I want you to wear ear-plugs when you’re using your explosives, so that the issue doesn’t get worse.

Deidara: I will, hm. I wonder what else I can hear? I — *pauses, cocks his head* Oh … oh my God -!

Sasori: What is it?!

Deidara: I can very clearly hear Kakuzu and Hidan! They’re … they’re having …

Sasori:

Sasori: … let me show you the setting to turn the sounds down.