#headban

[deepsixo]

[firsttraintovictoriaville]

if there's one case of corona

SHUT THE BOARDER

🍸Border's already shut

🎶Beers beers beers 🎶

Ooh and of course "George, get the popcorn" 🍿Georgie is NT's boyfie in my mind, i just can't stop loving those unseen characters. NSW 2.0's baby mama i lovee you

I'm just luvid that all 7 billion people in the world ain't watching this series 😔

[leatherbookmark]

the world ep:fin will ー concept photos ver. z part 1/2

[milliemuus]

Those Malignant Chains on PV!Kieran's headbans aren't JUST for show

[defender-of-jouvente]

Cat ear headbans are the best! In my opinion

You wear those shamelessly, man! :D

I mean I was already doin' that, but thanks for the endorsement!

[rt-lots]

now that i am in your metaphorical house, a hypnospace outlaw modern au would be the exact same except everyone is more annoying. the dash is HORRENDOUS

itd kinda be peak to be honest. i just know zane would get in the most Discourse discourse ever... i mean we kinda already see that on his twitter account rn :P i think tiffany'd probably be the most like fandom discourse-y just bc shes the writer of the teens that Isn't tim, who would parade himself as above twitter shit and then immediately go complain on his priv about it (zane always leaks his tweets immediately to his 7 followers and they get in a huge friendship-rift-creating argument about it every time)

corey would probably be the most normal, but he'd fight w random guys who are classic twitter brand of mean and then get dogpiled by pjsktwt ppl w "headbanders dni" in their display names (headbaners = derogatory term for people who use twitter in their sleep) he gets really upset about it and like tim insists hes above it but like vaguetweets about it for a week straight.

sorry u werent asking for my thoughts on the teens or anything but theyre the only guys i care about atm since im out of my hyperfix... except re3koning... oooh re3k.... sighs dreamily. idek what they'd tweet theyre too cool for me to even be familiar w the circles theyd be in

[xxmyhomexx]

KING OF WRATH: Dante and Vivian

This is a bit different from my persistant Romance Club posts, but King of Wrath by Ana Huang has me thinking of a fan spin-off if they were to have a kid.

Their daughter is the POLAR opposite of both her parents, named Tatum Russo. She inherits her mom's hair and eyes, but she resembles her dad in the face. She is more laid back in personality, and is very close with her Aunt Agnes and Uncle Luca. She doesn't have a relationship with Celia or Francis, as Vivian and Dante don't want them to use her as a pawn, and she is aware of what they put them through with their arranged marriage.

Dante allows his own parents to visit her and they develop a straight bond. Tatum doesn't want to take over The Russo Group or Lau Jewels, because owning a business isn't her passion: music is.

While Dante and Vivian grew up with classy music, Tatum loves anything and everything rock and metal. Her room is covered in Rob Zombie, Korn, and Van Halen posters. She doesn't like to dress classy, preferably in shirts with cut-out jeans, dresses with leggings, and heavy eyeliner and mascara.

She doesn't associate herself with her parents' wealth. She believes you don't have to be rich to be happy, and works for her money. She is also a true friend, preferring to hang out with people who she knows won't take advantage of her wealth, and is into the metal scene of headbaning, while also avoiding moshpits because they're too much for her.

She has a thing for horror, and loves things that can give you a good scare. Her room has a glass case filled with memorabilia, from George Romero zombie figurines to classic slashers like Jason Voorhees and Learherface. On family movie night, Dante goes into her room and picks a few DVDs from a shelf.

Tatum realizes he picked movies from her George Romero collection, stopping on Day Of The Dead. She warns him of the gruesome scenes, but Dante tells her he hasn't seen his movies in years. Tatum persuades them to watch the original Night Of The Living Dead since she doesn't want to give her family even more nightmares, and scare her mother from watching another movie ever again. The movie is tame to where Vivian is more intrigued than horrified.

She loves to write her own songs and is killer on the guitar. Although Dante and Vivian try to be accepting of Tatum's tastes, Dante can't help but be horrified at her choice of music and movies. Vivian always laughs, defending that their daughter is just experimenting.

Despite her persona, Tatum is a good kid. She is confident and unafraid to speak out. She loves her parents a lot, although Dante sometimes has to yank her headphones off her head when she is listening to loud rock music. For Christmas, her parents would gift her an original guitar signed by the members of Van Halen.

When she grows up, she becomes the lead singer of her own successful band. They are like Lacuna Coil, except more gutteral and heavy. Tatum can transform her growls into a melodic symphony of octaves, almost like a siren. It'd be enough to chart a couple of singles, but moreso on the album sales.

[doomedandstoned]

UK’s FROGLORD Delivers Visual Spectacle for Kaleidoscopic New EP

~Doomed & Stoned Debuts~

By Billy Goate

Artwork by Shane Horror

All Hail the Mighty FROGLORD! We've covered previous releases by the band and featured them in our Doomed & Stoned in England Vol. II compilation. Suffice it to say, we're believers!

Now the mysterious UK project is back with a new EP, and today Doomed & Stoned is giving you a first look 'n' listen with the music video premiere. LBTF((((or))))DBTS (2024), e.g. Live By The Fuzz or Die By The Slime is a three-track work where ominous tones mesh with tongue-in-cheek humor.

So, the gods decree, spoken unto thee Play it low and slow don't rush, live by the fuzz!

Our trip to the swamp begins with psychedelic blues rising like vapors in the warming sunlight. Welcome to "Live By The Fuzz," where guitars pulse like ripples on the water and we hear the sound of the hurdy-gurdy with mysterious Near-Eastern groans. You might be reminded of OM or Zaum in the first two minutes (and that's a good thing), but no worries if you're seeking a headbaning moment because it's coming with the all crash of an alligator jumping out of the bog to snag a heedless crane (at 2:38). Later, a blast beat and ferocious throaty voices take us to the edge of sanity -- or, if you're ready for it, enlightenment.

Cleanse yourself from pain, numb away the fear Hiding from impermanent endings growing near

Middle track "((((or))))" ushers us into the haze of the sun as the day dawns, and this time we're in ancient desert places and there's the addition of enchanting female vocalizations, pedal effects, and what sounds like the didgeridoo. Acolytes of the Froglord recite their purpose in hushed, drugged tones. Then the power of this mysterious force bursts forth with wild drums and intimidating roars (at 10:35). The song at last returns to those chill opening moments, taking us all the way to sundown.

In the swamp where darkness dwells A figure emerges, casting spells Creature arise, a presence so grand Deity of doom of this cursed land

Closing doomer "Die By The Slime" begins by asking Why do the living disturb the sleep of the dead? Indeed, why would one awaken such a fearsome creature of Old? It's a slow 'n' low ride, with boisterous outbursts of percussion, guttural singing, stinging guitar licks, damning riffage, and a cultish chorus. Strange rituals are afoot, and one imagines this gathering turning into a very messy bacchanal before long.

Meanwhile, the visual accompaniment is at various junctures meditative and disturbing, with trippy mirror effects and a veritable collage of hypnotic imagery. Hints of frogs (or tadpoles) lie around every corner. Maybe don't watch it on LSD!.

Froglord's 'Live By The Fuzz or Die By The Slime' (2024) to release this weekend, March 9th, on CD and cassette (get it here), as well as digital format (here).

Give ear...

SOME BUZZ

Since the dawn of time, mystics have long prophesied the coming of an ancient amphibian bestowed with death ray vision and ectoplasmic slime. Emerging from deep within The Mystic Swamp, Froglord arise bringing their unique blend of stoner groove and psychedelic doom. With face melting fuzz and foot stomping grooves, Froglord’s reign of amphibious terror shall begin.

Having released four full length albums in the last three years, Froglord returns once more. This time with a shorter three track EP, 'Live By The Fuzz or Die By The Slime.' Adopting a distinctly more blackened-psychedelic-doom sound for this release, Froglord once again showcase their ability to blend genres across their already vast discography.

Previously, Froglord records have been entirely recorded and produced as a one-person operation, however this EP sees collaboration with other artists, to bring in haunting cello and vocal acapella arrangements. 'Live By The Fuzz or Die By The Slime' is the perfect record for fans of Om, Conan, and Batushka.

Formed during the pandemic as a one-man project, Froglord released their first EP in 2020, followed soon after by their debut album. To date Froglord has built up an extensive library of releases, including, 4 albums, 3 Eps, 1 split, 1 live album, and 2 singles. In 2021 just after the release of The Mystic Toad, Froglord developed into a 4-piece band as live venues began to reopen. Since then, Froglord has quickly gained a reputation for their commanding and theatrical stage performances.

Whilst Froglord's sound leans primarily toward stoner doom, they have been characterised for their genre-bending sound, with each album taking on its own distinct style, taking strong influences from psychedelia, prog, sludge, grunge, groove and blues; to deliver the tale of The Froglord through a concept-based discography.

Currently, Froglord are set to release a single in the spring of 2024, written for the upcoming found footage horror film Frogman (dir. Anthony Cousins). As well as this original, the film also contains several older Froglord tracks.

Rooted also in environmentalism, Froglord has worked closely with Save The Frogs, the world’s largest amphibian-based conservation charity, raising over £2500 through "Save The Frogs" EP sales and campaigning, as well as £300 for the Human Dignity Trust.

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[lovegenom]

hey let me tell you a fun fact that is really really fun. ok

ok so most golden bomber karaokes have little shouts or calls or adlibs or whatever (eg. trauma kyabajou karaoke having the ichi-ni-san WOO call, bandman ni koi nante shinai karaoke has one too)

the one for dokugumo onna stood out to me because...what the hell is kirisho saying over and over again (he says the phrase at least 5 times and its repeated at the end of every chorus i think) but it wasnt until i was researching furitsuke for once lol that i realized what he says throughout this version of the song is actually a bunch of furitsuke moves. here's p much all of them in order (ps if you wanna hear them too theyre said more clearly around 2:44)

tesensu, heart, saki, kobushi solo, te-ban, gyaku-dai, headban and yeah i give up i cant make out what the last one is at all :p

kinda wanna practice the furi now. idk if i can own up to it....

[ambiguousdisorderken]

it was christmas time and it was his last year . he was gonna die and go to hell and he'd made his peace with it. an eternity of pain and torture. and he did die . he did go to hell. he didn't know !! he didn’t know that an angel would rescue him and that they'd fall in love. that their love would reshape the world. he didn’t know he'd get to live again, that today he'd be alive and happy and safe, married to the love of his life ‐ his husband- and he didn't know either that he'd spend christmas eve baking sugar cookies with their kid, god. he didn’t know that he'd get to be a dad, a good one at that. that years from that moment that felt like his last big goodbye, he'd be laughing at sam wearing a stupid reindeer headban while eileen, his brother's wife mixes them mocktails and good ol' die hard plays in the background. and that the presents he'll give his family aren't stolen and that the meal they'll have he will have made it himself, and that everyone he loves is under one roof. and that everything will be better than he ever hoped for. he didn't know any of this!!!

[shoppingtoys]

Plush Hairband Fashion Headban ... Price 1.77$ CLICK TO BUY

[shrimp-apocalypse-now]

headbaning to I'm not ok (I promise) while driving a lifted f150 covered in American flag decals

[theonlyle]

this was like after we broke up I think

i swear I'm not white

ur such a cutie im gonna scream ily sm u w headbans and when ur smiling >> MY CUTIE

[undergroundisstillpunk]

okbay :) headbnan. headban. henband. ill eat the hendband. -🐏

Good job kid!