#head game

[ladykissingfish]

Hidan: Oi, puppet-dick. What’s blondie’s head game like?

Sasori: … head game?

Konan: You know what that means, right?

Sasori: Of course I know what a head is! I take people apart as a hobby, I SHOULD know what it is!

Sasori: And let me tell you, Dei’s is fantastic. I can’t imagine anyone else’s being better.

Sasori: He washes his face with a lot of different products and keeps the skin so soft. And his hair? So long and silky, and pleasing to run my fingers through.

Sasori: I’d wager that Deidara has a better “head game” than anyone else in the Akatsuki. *leaves*

Konan, wheezing: I - I’m g-gonna tell him!

Hidan, cracking up: F-first let me ask him what k-kind of “lay” Deidara is!

[siriuslydandy]

We have a patient @ work called Oral King 😛

[blkgirl-writing]

A while back ago I heard one of my fanfics got popular on tiktok, does anyone know the tiktok or follow me because of it? This shit keeps me up at night not knowing lol.

It’s most likely my Zuko headcanons called HEAD GAME. HELP?????

[scaryfemme420]

Shawty ate me out so good I died like a family guy character

[thesluttyscorpiosblog]

there is something so fulfilling when i make you cum with just my mouth. like think about it. realllly think about it. how easy it was for me to find what made you squirm and breathe raspy "fucks" and "yes baby" at me. all the while doing it with a smile on my face. MMM. cannot get enough.

[remmy244]

Giving head

He watched as she sat in between his legs

"What are you doing" he asked

She didn't respond all she did was reach up to the waistband of his jeans

His breath hitched in his throat as you began undoing his belt, pulling out his rock hard cock from his tight confines. He let out a low growl as she  flicked his tip, before placing her  whole mouth around it. "Just like that, mama yes." She picked up her pace, staring at him. She  went down farther, his hips rocking back and forth slowly. She  gagged a bit, his moans getting louder and breathier. Moaning against him, she took more and more, sucking him off and rubbing his sensitive shaft.

All of it was beginning to be too much, earning her a breathless moan from him and him shifting around to be more comfortable. Soon his hand was reaching down, feeling her Once he got to her hair, he couldn't help but reach to grip lightly, bracing himself as his eyes looked down watching her. She had his eyes rolling back and his mouth hanging open as he was left breathless from her little ministrations. Throwing his head back into the air, he clutched on her hair and went right push her down on his cock, making her gag and slobber on him. Unable to stop himself from indulging in such pleasure, he guided her up and down, before taking her completely off of him

"What got you in this mood" he asked

"I just wanted to please you is that a problem" she asked

"No not at ah"

She stunned him, taking deep once again and bobbing her head up and down at a fast pace, barely giving him time to catch his breath and just for him to reach back down to brace himself.

She started kissing down his shaft to his ball he moans as she begins to suck on his balls

oh shit! fucking-" he moans, surprised by her action, when she usually sucked him off, she'd always play with his balls, but she never went as far as using her mouth on them.

She continue her movements, making his head spin, and his vision go blank. She pull off, sucking his tip again, she look up at him and squeeze his thigh.

He instantly knows what she wants, so he starts thrusting into her mouth. His tip hitting the back of her throat making her gag, and her eyes water.

He felt like he was losing his mind, her mouth felt incredible on him, he was so close, his thrusts becoming sloppier, he had been trying to hold off his release, not wanting the feeling to be over yet.

When her mouth tightened around him, he knew he couldn't last anymore, his stomach tensing, his vision going blank, he felt like he could explode from the feeling, "Fucking hell mama I'm cumming!"

That's when she feels his thick, warm cum shoot up into her mouth all the way down her throat, making her swallow around him, not wanting to waste any drop.

[hhcoolb2]

[heysoulsistahh]

The Christmas music stays on while I give you head 😠🥰🎄

[slashbaby22]

he told me that he has flashbacks about the head i gave him🙂‍↔️

[sexymaraj]

I would give him the sloppiest and best head he will ever get 😩

[longing-for-connection]

I wanna give you head and make you cum violently 🥺🥵

I mean I'm currently working up quite the load if you're looking for a job 🫠🫠🫣

[poorlydrawnmcyt]

here in pronoun civilization no one jumps for the neos

x

[catboy-beckett]

Kim Kitsuragi is a fascinating character because there's not that much fun or interesting or compelling about him. And yet somehow over the course of playing Disco Elysium the game rewires your fucking brain around him. He's the middest man you've ever seen in both appearance and personality but at some point he says something kind to you or something critical of you and you feel like you just got hit by a truck and you need his approval like you need oxygen and like how tf did this happen. what are you

[thestuffedalligator]

My brother-in-law has a Thing where he gives me increasingly rare copies of The Bee Movie and it’s long since gone from “Goofy running gag” to “I don’t know how much money he’s willing to commit to this bit and it Scares Me.”

Where the fuck can we go from here

[viviiyon]

Maw cleanser or something

[fox-guardian]

[ID: A digital comic featuring Jimmy and Daisuke from Mouthwashing. Jimmy is standing and staring at Daisuke as he talks and gestures.

Daisuke: Wow! I'm so excited to be on the Tulpar! I'm pretty anxious, though. I've never been in space befo- Jimmy, leaning forward suddenly, mouth huge: (all caps) We're gonna craaaash! Daisuke leans away screaming and crying. end ID]

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it's funny because then they actually did <3