#he's too pretty send help

[thefish-arecoming]

i like you have a froggie hanako

[frnkiebby]

i hate how pretty he is~🎃

[imagineitdearies]

Another self-indulgent Tyrus Aman'del appreciation post from my now-finished(😭) Durge run?? It's more likely than you think....

And bonus, of course:

[resident-gay-bitch]

little rich boy sirius who gets disowned and can barely survive without his expensive brands and the basic human need to eat at least once a day meeting the entirely too generous james potter who just falls for the vanity and sincerity of the reformed rich boy and decides that once sirius stops caring about brands and status and rich boy things and just cares about what matters in life he decides to spoil his boyfriend to pieces because he’s secretly sitting on a fucking fortune

[indecisive-dizzy]

been thinking about The Book of Life and the fandom way back when. specifically the trans Manolo headcanons akfhakdgajdha

It's so funny to me! In a trans!Manolo universe Carlos really said

"You can be a man, son. But if you're gonna be a man You're gonna be a SÁNCHEZ MAN!"

[devilat-thedoor]

“I think you’re too divine for my human mind”

[twistedappletree]

i love drawing them happy~ 🥹🌸

[victorie552]

Was Feanor right to burn the ships?

Ok, first of all, the title is a clickbait! Second of all, uhhhh... it's not a clickbait? Let me explain.

I only read Silmarillion and it was some time ago, but bear with me. Ships are ships, right? I mean, they are used to travel the sea. They have Function, they are USEFUL. So... why are they described the same as Silmarils? The bright jewels which I definitely saw described as mathoms in few posts, and as rocks in literary every post about them? It was because they were as precious to Teleri as Silmarils were to Feanor/Noldor, it was cultural treasure, YES, we all got that part. And if we got that part, then Feanor The Greatest Noldo That Existed and an artisan himself would get the comparision and slow down on being a Bitch. But actually, no? He doubled down so hard he murdered people about it? And not only that, when he used the ships he burned them? The treasures comparable to Silmarils who he very notably was ready to fuck two whole continents over? Why??????? Let's take politics, practical issues and Feanor descent into madness aside, and focus on Feanor the Craftman. What would Feanor, The Crafty One, think about ships? Canonically, he saw them as means to get from point A to point B. Huh. How boring. But... that's what boat is for? "A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for." Feanor would see it that way. And he definitely saw them as valuable. After deciding he was done using them (euphemism in this case) he would... what, keep the ships in harbor. Staying there. Where they would be unused once again (or be stolen, like 'gasp' Silmarils). (let's remember that to Feanor all Valars were enemies at this point. Yes, Morgoth could steal the ships at his end, but in Valinor so could the Valar - stolen from Fingolfin's nose, yes, but there was no guarantee ships would just be returned to Teleri. They could very much be confiscated for safe-keeping. Again, Silmarils come to mind). Yes, it was better to burn them after using them instead of letting them be pretty and rot unused, or be stolen.

[svtskneecaps]

my biological peer reviewer (sibling) called this theory “fun” and said i should send it, so here goes

my personal theory is the feds ((”federation”)) created the eggs because they decided the best way to enforce “you can never leave” was to give the people something they couldn’t lose, like in the post by tumblr user alexaloraetheris (no relation to the smp) where their friend who might be a deity had said,

"When you die you descend to the underworld with nothing to lose. To keep you, they give you something to lose. When you want to return, they will demand it back. That's why nobody ever leaves. The only way out is to never enter."

i’m thinkin that on egg D-Day, at the end of the countdown, the feds weren’t gonna give the eggs back. they were just gonna hide them forever, or do something else, anything else, just keep them away from their surrogate parents, because then the people would just be STUCK, because people could theoretically take their eggs and leave, but if the eggs are missing, gone without a trace, then the residents CAN’T LEAVE, because presumably the eggs are STILL THERE, SOMEWHERE, IN NEED OF HELP AND RESCUE, if only the residents could find them ON THE ISLAND. if they leave the island while the eggs are missing, they are abandoning these things that have become their children.

but then in came the brazilians. and shit went south. because see, the spenglish (spanish / english) streamers were INVITED, but the brazilians CRASHED; the feds didn’t INVITE THEM, they weren’t EXPECTING THEM, but they can’t let these guys leave either, so they PANIC, and they scramble to give the brazilians the same thing--something to lose. the new egg had a brazilian jersey, homie was TAILOR MADE for them to pack bond with. the feds didn’t have time to send out multiple eggs, it was all or nothing, so they picked something they could reasonably assume all five of them would find endearing because they don’t know shit about these guys--they had a week to observe the OG batch, but all they know about these newbies is the brazilian flag on their boat--and so they sent the little egg out to become THEIR THING, the thing they couldn’t afford to lose.

it leaves open why the eggs are cracked too, bc idk what’s going on there lol, either 1: the eggs cracked because they’re hatching and the feds picked that date bc they wanted to yoink the eggs before they got Too Powerful, or 2: the feds were the ones to crack the eggs as an excuse for why they vanished--returning the eggs untouched would open too many questions the feds don’t want them asking; this way, instead of being concerned specifically with “why were the eggs missing”, the residents presume they know the answer--the cracks.

but yea i’m just gonna add as an aside that personally i think cucurucho / osito bimbo / the white fucker is way more active again because the feds are still scrambling to keep up with the brazilians (which, again, the feds weren’t expecting), and the binary fuckwad came in to put the fear of god into the newbies--maybe so they didn’t get too focused on the morse code transmissions; iirc max was theorizing that both osito and binary were part of the federation ? and if so it does make sense that the binary entity went to fuck with cellbit immediately after cellbit was introduced to the conspiracies of the island, yknow, a warning shot. i think they want them to be focused on the eggs.

BUT THAT’S JUST A THEOr

[chaoticbooklesbian]

Having some Complicated Feelings tonight that my brain is too mush to tease apart, love that for me

[bereft-of-frogs]

Me: wow I’m looking forward to getting back to the main timeline and getting answers to some questions, including but not limited to whether Indeera recovers and her reunion with Bell, something that is explicitly discussed as something he hopes for and looks forward to in Fallen Star…

Phase III: who?

Like did I get that that wrong? Did I read Fallen Star that wrong? I don’t get it, I feel like I’m going a little crazy with this someone tell me I’m not insane

Like I am not insane right? I did hallucinate this? You are all reading the same thing in the highlights? Did something happen between writing phase I and phase III? I vaguely know the comics sort of answers the recovery question but like what happened with the book authors? Why is the only mention of her name drops as if they’re strangers? This is a genuine question I am really puzzled (and kind of disappointed)

[arolesbianism]

Finallly got around to properly designing Demonstrator! She’s silly

[choppedbouquetswhisperedsecrets]

Me when i see that one Theodore Nott lookalike in school:

[turtle-seance]

drink up, Casper /lh /j

[sorry 4 so much spam is2g I'll stop when meds work ">_>]

they made this for ME, PERSONALLY, actually

also no worries lmao im having a great time

[jasontoddenthusiastt]

I think Jason might have wanted to become a fashion designer if he was 97% less intent on sticking with Robin as his career path

This isn’t a “Jason should’ve quit being Robin” post I’m just spitballing what he might’ve been interested in doing had he lived normally

[armafidelium]