#he's too hot 😔

[bookish-bi-mormon]

Me a few weeks ago: Brennan Lee Mulligan is a very talented story teller and I appreciate his work 🙏😌 would love to be able to craft a story as well as him one day. He's also a relatively attractive guy.

Me now: ... Oh. I see. I need him 🫠🫣😳

[egophiliac]

can't believe that skeleman has turned on us, and Halloween Prom is tomorrow.

(what a top-tier UM...we are about to be just totally obliterated in the absolute silliest way. what possible use could this power have outside of bringing us to the brink of utter holiday disaster.)

[mobius-m-mobius]

#happy anniversary to remembering this actually happened 😘✌️

Loki S2 Anniversary x Episode 5 - “Science/Fiction”

[zivazivc]

a collection of old doodles and forgotten wips

[hyunpic]

[toxooz]

anyway the comic update should be next week (3pgs left) until then a ghillie König warm up scribble bc i finally caved and got the sloth pak and am Obsessed with how much more creepy he looks 😞👐

the pic that started it all:

[camelspit]

you know that one post that’s like “my roommate had to take a long shower to determine whether he was gay or not half an hour before we had to leave for an event. he wasn’t even gay. fucking waste of my time”

that’s so keefe to me. i think he is bi but i think he would take the long gay introspection shower and come out thinking he is straight

keefe does this during lodestar when hes with the neverseen 🙏fintan, alvar, etc. waiting to go on an evil mission or whatever but keefe wont hurry up the introspective gay shower

[phoenixmetaphor]

orion!Tony for @sineala. merr chrismas!

[stimtfil]

kyle week day 3 - selfcest........ 🫦

and fic!!!!!!

[yakny]

Knight Bobo, wearing some of the patterns I drew :D!

[kuromi-hoemie]

i love when people give me a look of disapproval bc all i do is look them dead in the eyes back like i truly do not give a fuck what you think ✋🏾😹

it's always people with the weakest drip too like.. I'm sorry you're not hot but i don't see how that's my problem. step up

most people in this situation avert their eyes after i look at them and that's pretty funny too

[myfriendtheghost]

had a GVF dream last night and naturally in my dream I had to log onto tumblr and tell everyone about my experience

so here I am fulfilling the prophecy

[khaleesiofalicante]

I can’t seem to watch Mr & Mrs Smith without being 😳😳😳😳😳😳 every two seconds because DAMNNNNNNN

[publicuniversalenemy]

unforchy.... this guys hot 🫠

[xserpx]

Someone clutched at his leg. Curly hair. Freckles. Looked bloody terrified. Everyone did. Didn’t seem to have a weapon. Maybe surrendering. Leo smashed Freckles on the top of the head with the rim of his shield, gave his horse the spurs and trampled him into the mud.

This was no place for good intentions. No place for tedious subtleties or boring counter-arguments. None of his mother’s carping on patience and caution. Everything was beautifully simple. In battle, a man discovers who he truly is, and Leo was the hero he’d always dreamed of being.

— A Little Hatred by Joe Abercrombie

The Young Lion himself! On his great warhorse with his officers around him and his sword drawn. A bloody hero, like in the storybooks. Starling joined up ’cause of what that man had done at Red Hill. And beating Stour Nightfall in the Circle, and all. He’d seen the way the girls gasped when they heard the tale told and thought, Bloody hell, that’s the job for me.

[imgoingtocrash]

You know, normally I hate these kind of clickbait-y non-articles, but this one is really special.

FPJ said Kanan FUCKS and if that’s not explicitly part of his live action personality then I don’t want any part of it 😤😤😤

ALSO the sub-headline being just “Technically his character did get laid” with zero other context WHEEZE