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where-is-vivian Ā· 9 months ago
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poolboy james & summer jegulus?
original idea of @tiredofthehumanlife | microfic (335 words): @my-castles-crumbling (ty again for this unexpected collab it was very fun :)) | comic: me!
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Boring. That was one word for Regulusā€™s summer thus far. Horribly dull and unstimulating and justā€¦boring.
Laying by the pool, he lasted about five minutes trying to relax before pulling out his phone, giving up on his plan to go screenless for a while.Ā 
ā€˜Howā€™s your summer going so far?ā€™ He texted Barty, hoping his friend would at least provide some entertainment.
But as Barty quickly returned his text with a complaint about some stupid camp his father had shipped him off to, movement in the corner of his eye caught Regulusā€™s attention.
It was the new poolboy. Mother had warned him earlier that sheā€™d hired someone to care for the pool today, and it had completely slipped Regulusā€™ mind, or he never would have gone outside. But it was a good thing he had, otherwise he would have missed the view.
The boy- man? He was Regulusā€™s age, probably around 16 or 17- was shirtless, his muscular, tan body almost gleaming in the sun, like he was meant to be there. Innocently, he was moving the skimmer through the water of the pool, removing the few leaves that sat on the surface, his dark hair shifting in the wind, muscles tightening as he moved. But as he did all of this, he stared.
Right at Regulus.
His eyes bore into him, the tension and heat pouring off of him, and instantly, Regulus felt the air thicken.Ā 
So he stared right back, eyes wide.
And then, the boy grinned, his smile so gorgeous Regulus almost gave an involuntary inhale.Ā 
ā€œRegulus, right? I was told not to bother you under any circumstances,ā€ the boy said with a smirk.
ā€œAndā€¦are you going to? Bother me?ā€ Regulus asked, his body twisted slightly, to continue meeting the other boyā€™s eyes.Ā 
ā€œDepends on what you mean by bother,ā€ he replied with a wink, making Regulus turn red.
After the boy, who introduced himself as James, left a few minutes later, Regulus finally texted Barty back.
ā€˜Mine actually might get interestingā€¦ā€™
CLOSE-UPS! (+ an exclusive bonus ugly sketch x) )
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wanologic Ā· 7 months ago
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sorry danny, sam will never think youā€™re cool
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ofswordsandpens Ā· 1 year ago
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I can't remember how much of this is implied canon or my own interpretation, but I fully believed that Chiron recognized Percy was a son of Poseidon from the fountain incident with Nancy Bobofit, knew that a child of the Big Three being claimed would be a total shit show, and simply chose not to say a word about it
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teaboot Ā· 6 months ago
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I totally forgot till just now but one time a new therapist handed me a pad of paper and said "draw me a picture of how you feel" and after spending like five whole minutes of dead silence scribbling a teeny tiny pitch black dot in the middle of the pad that dug a hole straight through like 15 pages I gave it back to see him staring back at me like
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asweetprologue Ā· 8 months ago
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this is so devastating. laois should have just shot him with a gun
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otto-doctavius Ā· 6 months ago
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Logan and Mary Puppins are so ā€œdad and the dog he said he didnā€™t wantā€ coded. He was acting disgusted by that dog for 90% of the movie, then when they were going to fight the Deadpools that almost baby-talk ā€œYou wonā€™t wanna see this, bub.ā€ slipped out. Then ofc thereā€™s the bit at the end when theyā€™re all at the table and heā€™s just sitting there playing with her ears and laughing as he makes her high-five Laura. I see you, mr ā€œshe is NOT coming with usā€. You like that nasty little dog
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fckbatmanhiskidsareminenow Ā· 6 months ago
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batfam meets the JL but itā€™s just the bat kids breaking into the watch tower during a debriefing or meeting to ask bruce the most mundane questions. they go about it like theyā€™re interns that need to speak to the CEO during a board meeting. they walk over waving their hands and mouthing ā€œiā€™m so sorry just need to ask batman something šŸ˜¬ā€ and then they lean over to bruce and ask something like ā€œalfred wants to know if youā€™re gonna be home for dinnerā€ and then they dip.
one of them started this when bruce didnā€™t answer their texts (it was probably tim or something) and now everyone does it.
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artkaninchenbau Ā· 11 months ago
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A h-heartfelt reunion..?
Bonus
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xeemaee Ā· 3 months ago
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Post canon labru is so special to me
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corvid-khaos Ā· 1 year ago
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fionna and cake but simon drops increasingly wild anecdotes about his life
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keferon Ā· 23 days ago
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Donā€™t mind me I just like to see him go bananas about cartoonish Autobot rules
Maaanā€¦..if Prowl was in tfp he would spontaneously combust at least once a day
#maccadam#transformers#prowl#tf prowl#there is no Prowl in Tfp so Optimus can pull all kinds of heroic cartoonish bullshit#and only Ratchet actually calls him out on it#but Ratchet also kinda has soft spot for Optimus#Op does sad eyes and Ratchet is like okay okay sorry I understand#Prowl would see the whole situation and lose his marbles immediately ahahahah#lol hey hey you. two people who read tags. imagine little au realquick#Autobots find the escape pod with Smokescreen right#but thereā€™s two bots instead of one#back on the base humans look at the new guys and like#Smokey is fun and energetic and eager for heroism and adventure#and then thereā€™s Prowl. The final boss. The ultimate MOM.#He makes one step into base and immediately starts scolding Optimus and everyone except for Ratchet#agent Fowler listens to him talking and decides that Prowl is his favorite autobot#damn. Prowl would SO not approve keeping humans around. Kids would hate him#but also he would be completely right. Because by keeping humans that close Autobots basically show that the humans can be used as leverage#against them you know.#He would immediately suggest getting rid of kids and hiring actual competent adults instead. So all hacking can be done by professionals#and all infiltrating can be done by people who are at least old enough to drink you know#yea kids would haaaate him so much#he would also build make all kinds of little annoying gadgets bc I have read Covenant of Primus and tfp Prowl is smart like that#he would be going around sticking trackers on every enemy he fights#and then triangulating Cons positions by the coordinates where their signals stop tracking#bc Nemesis blocks them#He would also keep sending Smokey to ghost through walls and steal all kinds of valuable shit from Megsy#they would be such a menace together#man this is getting kinda long I should probably stop
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lunewolf13 Ā· 30 days ago
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Tim and Jason were munching on Batburgers mid-patrol. Entirely out of the blue Tim says: By the way, I'm bi.
Jason pauses, then swallows his burger: Uh, okay?
Tim: I just wanted to tell you. In case, you know, you think no one would accept you.
Jason: ...Huh??
Tim: Yeah, there's a reason why I brought this up. What I'm trying to tell you is that B told me to tell you that you can bring your boyfriend over for dinner whenever you want.
Jason just stares at Tim, wondering if he's experiencing a fever dream because what??
Jason: What boyfriend??
As far as he knows, there is no boyfriend. Why does Bruce think there is a boyfriend??
Tim being understanding but for a completely different context: It's okay, Hood. I'll tell him you said no. No need to deny it.
Jason continues to be baffled: Thanks. But I don't have a boyfriend.
Tim does not believe him: Sure, sure. So, when's the next time Arsenal plans to visit Gotham?
Jason goes back to eating his burger and pretending he's not totally confused by the change in topic: Uh, this Thursday. I'm gonna help him with Lian's birthday cake, and brainstorm gift ideas.
Tim: Uh-huh. Hope you have guys have fun :)
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starii-void Ā· 8 months ago
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going to chb must be crazy like imagine sharing a camp with
-one of the strongest demigods ever who's saved the world like at least 3 times, fought multiple gods & titans and WON (and is a tartarus survivor)
-the literal main architect of OLYMPUS who's also saved the world multiple times (also tartarus survivor)
-THE lord of the wild who's also close friends with the first two (and has helped save the world multiple times)
-an emo kid from the 1930s who again helped save the world and is also a tartarus survivor (TWICE)
-a son of apollo who survived tartarus with nothing but cargo shorts and sheer will (pun intended)
-the main designer and builder for the argo II, also the first hephaestus kid to have fire powers since hundreds of years ago (did i mention killed gaea? no? yeah he did that too)
-a girl who somehow charmspeak-ed gaea into falling back asleep (also side note daughter of super famous actor because why not)
-pretty much everybody is a two-time war veteran
-THE GOD APOLLO who just sometimes comes down to visit in the form of a teenage boy
-did i mention dionysus, god of wine madness and theatre
-also chiron, trainer of pretty much every greek hero ever
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amazingdilisnottonfire Ā· 2 months ago
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starting a list of things dan has accused us of doing/saying but he was the one who said it first
ā€¢ calling phil a bottom
ā€¢ calling himself phil trash nĀ° 1
ā€¢ taking toilets facing each other joke seriously
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crowiin Ā· 25 days ago
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welcome to the world
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musubiki Ā· 6 months ago
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my favorite fields of mistria boys šŸ„°
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