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poolboy james & summer jegulus?
original idea of @tiredofthehumanlife | microfic (335 words): @my-castles-crumbling (ty again for this unexpected collab it was very fun :)) | comic: me!
Boring. That was one word for Regulusās summer thus far. Horribly dull and unstimulating and justā¦boring.
Laying by the pool, he lasted about five minutes trying to relax before pulling out his phone, giving up on his plan to go screenless for a while.Ā
āHowās your summer going so far?ā He texted Barty, hoping his friend would at least provide some entertainment.
But as Barty quickly returned his text with a complaint about some stupid camp his father had shipped him off to, movement in the corner of his eye caught Regulusās attention.
It was the new poolboy. Mother had warned him earlier that sheād hired someone to care for the pool today, and it had completely slipped Regulusā mind, or he never would have gone outside. But it was a good thing he had, otherwise he would have missed the view.
The boy- man? He was Regulusās age, probably around 16 or 17- was shirtless, his muscular, tan body almost gleaming in the sun, like he was meant to be there. Innocently, he was moving the skimmer through the water of the pool, removing the few leaves that sat on the surface, his dark hair shifting in the wind, muscles tightening as he moved. But as he did all of this, he stared.
Right at Regulus.
His eyes bore into him, the tension and heat pouring off of him, and instantly, Regulus felt the air thicken.Ā
So he stared right back, eyes wide.
And then, the boy grinned, his smile so gorgeous Regulus almost gave an involuntary inhale.Ā
āRegulus, right? I was told not to bother you under any circumstances,ā the boy said with a smirk.
āAndā¦are you going to? Bother me?ā Regulus asked, his body twisted slightly, to continue meeting the other boyās eyes.Ā
āDepends on what you mean by bother,ā he replied with a wink, making Regulus turn red.
After the boy, who introduced himself as James, left a few minutes later, Regulus finally texted Barty back.
āMine actually might get interestingā¦ā
CLOSE-UPS! (+ an exclusive bonus ugly sketch x) )
#POOLBOY JAMES FTW š£ļøš£ļøš£ļø#he's the shit and he knows it#marauders#marauders microfic#marauders art#marauders fanart#jegulus#james potter#regulus black#regulus black fanart#james potter fanart#jegulus fanart#starchaser#sunseeker#dead gay wizards#microfic#fanart
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sorry danny, sam will never think youāre cool
#danny phantom#danny fenton#sam manson#theres some ocs#college au#samās goth book club#i feel like sheād make a lot of good friends at a college#the trio has a highly rehearsed excuse for danny being weird#nobody has any idea what ecto-contamination is bc it doesnāt exist#ghosts are common-ish knowledge by now and amity is the known epicenter#stranger: holy shit your hand just went through that wall#danny: yeah itās a medical condition :(#fentonworks is in on it too#for credibility#too bad the goths wanted vampires#moving to a new city did wonders for dannys popularity though#heās got a lot heās hiding so he canāt really take advantage#he probably knows more people number wise#but has less friends than sam#Tucker has a thriving social media life#but doesnāt get out much#hence that technus comic#canāt believe I finished this#lit took a whole ass week#hahahaha
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I can't remember how much of this is implied canon or my own interpretation, but I fully believed that Chiron recognized Percy was a son of Poseidon from the fountain incident with Nancy Bobofit, knew that a child of the Big Three being claimed would be a total shit show, and simply chose not to say a word about it
#percy: *loses it and controls a water fountain*#Chiron: I look away my eyes do not perceive#I just know he was absolutely shitting himself#pjo#percy jackson#chiron#mine
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I totally forgot till just now but one time a new therapist handed me a pad of paper and said "draw me a picture of how you feel" and after spending like five whole minutes of dead silence scribbling a teeny tiny pitch black dot in the middle of the pad that dug a hole straight through like 15 pages I gave it back to see him staring back at me like
#I don't know if he realized how much stress I was unpacking#Or if it was about the notepad I ruined#But looking up and seeing that was very funny#He was a chill dude we got shit handled
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this is so devastating. laois should have just shot him with a gun
#put him out of his misery#it would have been kinder#like holy shit kabru blurts out that he wants to be laois' friend like it's some kind of confession#and then laois says that he knows it must be a lie because no one would ever be that down bad#that's so EMBARASSING#it's literally a miracle kabru didn't kill himself immediately after this conversation#i would have self immolated#dungeon meshi#kabru#laois#labru
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Logan and Mary Puppins are so ādad and the dog he said he didnāt wantā coded. He was acting disgusted by that dog for 90% of the movie, then when they were going to fight the Deadpools that almost baby-talk āYou wonāt wanna see this, bub.ā slipped out. Then ofc thereās the bit at the end when theyāre all at the table and heās just sitting there playing with her ears and laughing as he makes her high-five Laura. I see you, mr āshe is NOT coming with usā. You like that nasty little dog
#i just know that if she fell asleep on his lap on the couch he would not move#when Wade is being annoying he looks down at her and is like āYou see this shit?ā#he lets her sit in the passenger seat and rolls the window down so she can stick her head out#tongue flapping in the wind#Wade is in the back seat#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool & wolverine#logan howlett#wolverine#mary puppins#dogpool#poolverine#implied? i guess? heās dog dad wade is dog mom
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batfam meets the JL but itās just the bat kids breaking into the watch tower during a debriefing or meeting to ask bruce the most mundane questions. they go about it like theyāre interns that need to speak to the CEO during a board meeting. they walk over waving their hands and mouthing āiām so sorry just need to ask batman something š¬ā and then they lean over to bruce and ask something like āalfred wants to know if youāre gonna be home for dinnerā and then they dip.
one of them started this when bruce didnāt answer their texts (it was probably tim or something) and now everyone does it.
#this or they stand at the distance preferably behind the person speaking and mouth shit at him like#āwhatās my social security number?ā#ācan u pick up dog food on the way home?ā#ādo u know where my birth certificate is?ā#āare we getting cass individual gifts or are we doing a family one?ā#bruce pretends to find it annoying but he actually finds it kinda funny#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#bruce wayne#duke thomas#damian wayne#steph brown#cass cain#batfam#bat family#headcanon#rambles
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A h-heartfelt reunion..?
Bonus
#Sir Crocodile#Monkey D Dragon#Emporio Ivankov#Dragodile#Crocodad#My art#One Piece#We're not gonna talk about the work I should be doing rn I have Severe Procrastinitis and I'm doing my best okay#Alternative version where it was both Crocodile and Garp beating Dragon's ass before Iva-chan joined in but that was too much effort lmao#I'm a believer in Dragon being a Wind Logia so don't worry guys he is 100% taking this beating intentionally#He knows what he did and he's dealing with the concequences of his actions. With grace.#You know I realize Iva-chan should be two whole meters taller than Crocodile but we're just gonna ignore that#Look Iva-chan taking Crocodile's side and being like ''Crocoboy is right you fucked up bad Dragon'' brings me joy#And for real I've been wanting to draw this for months. But never did because I had other shit to do. Which I still do#But. You know. Sometimes you need to draw a shitpost. It's āØ self-care āØ#And appearently One Piece shitpost comics have become the thing I draw for myself on occassion
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Post canon labru is so special to me
#dungeon meshi#kabru#laios touden#delicious in dungeon#labru#dungeon meshi manga spoilers#I donāt think Laios is dumb I just think he doesnāt want to care about the economy and knows Kabru is on that shit#also kabru would call him puppy not kitten but I didnāt wanna spend more than five minutes on this edit
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fionna and cake but simon drops increasingly wild anecdotes about his life
#fionna not knowing anything about him is so damn funny bc she will say shit like ārelax iāve played a lot of post apocalyptic RPGsā#COMPLETELY unaware#boring my ass this man is 1058 years old lived thru a nuclear apocalypse was a crazy ice wizard for a while was almost digested by cthulhu#heās anything BUT boring#he just doesnāt say shit lmao#fionna and cake#adventure time#atimers#fionna and cake fanart#adventure time fanart#fionna campbell#simon petrikov#princess bubblegum#cake the cat
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Donāt mind me I just like to see him go bananas about cartoonish Autobot rules
Maaanā¦..if Prowl was in tfp he would spontaneously combust at least once a day
#maccadam#transformers#prowl#tf prowl#there is no Prowl in Tfp so Optimus can pull all kinds of heroic cartoonish bullshit#and only Ratchet actually calls him out on it#but Ratchet also kinda has soft spot for Optimus#Op does sad eyes and Ratchet is like okay okay sorry I understand#Prowl would see the whole situation and lose his marbles immediately ahahahah#lol hey hey you. two people who read tags. imagine little au realquick#Autobots find the escape pod with Smokescreen right#but thereās two bots instead of one#back on the base humans look at the new guys and like#Smokey is fun and energetic and eager for heroism and adventure#and then thereās Prowl. The final boss. The ultimate MOM.#He makes one step into base and immediately starts scolding Optimus and everyone except for Ratchet#agent Fowler listens to him talking and decides that Prowl is his favorite autobot#damn. Prowl would SO not approve keeping humans around. Kids would hate him#but also he would be completely right. Because by keeping humans that close Autobots basically show that the humans can be used as leverage#against them you know.#He would immediately suggest getting rid of kids and hiring actual competent adults instead. So all hacking can be done by professionals#and all infiltrating can be done by people who are at least old enough to drink you know#yea kids would haaaate him so much#he would also build make all kinds of little annoying gadgets bc I have read Covenant of Primus and tfp Prowl is smart like that#he would be going around sticking trackers on every enemy he fights#and then triangulating Cons positions by the coordinates where their signals stop tracking#bc Nemesis blocks them#He would also keep sending Smokey to ghost through walls and steal all kinds of valuable shit from Megsy#they would be such a menace together#man this is getting kinda long I should probably stop
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Tim and Jason were munching on Batburgers mid-patrol. Entirely out of the blue Tim says: By the way, I'm bi.
Jason pauses, then swallows his burger: Uh, okay?
Tim: I just wanted to tell you. In case, you know, you think no one would accept you.
Jason: ...Huh??
Tim: Yeah, there's a reason why I brought this up. What I'm trying to tell you is that B told me to tell you that you can bring your boyfriend over for dinner whenever you want.
Jason just stares at Tim, wondering if he's experiencing a fever dream because what??
Jason: What boyfriend??
As far as he knows, there is no boyfriend. Why does Bruce think there is a boyfriend??
Tim being understanding but for a completely different context: It's okay, Hood. I'll tell him you said no. No need to deny it.
Jason continues to be baffled: Thanks. But I don't have a boyfriend.
Tim does not believe him: Sure, sure. So, when's the next time Arsenal plans to visit Gotham?
Jason goes back to eating his burger and pretending he's not totally confused by the change in topic: Uh, this Thursday. I'm gonna help him with Lian's birthday cake, and brainstorm gift ideas.
Tim: Uh-huh. Hope you have guys have fun :)
#That time when you come out to your gay brother and invite his boyfriend to dinner on your dad's behalf#Only for your gay brother to say he's not gay and you just assume it's because he doesn't want to come out yet#When in reality he doesn't even know he's gay or that he's basically dating his best friend#He's not really self-aware when it comes to this stuff#Like don't all friends help you bake a cake for your daughter's birthday?#That's just a really bro thing to do honestly#Roy is almost as bad except he eventually figured out this is some boyfriend shit they're doing#He's just waiting for Jay to realize so they could actually make out and stuff#Everyone in the Batfam know they're dating before Jason does#jason todd#tim drake#bisexuals for the win#roy harper#jason todd x roy harper#jayroy#batfamily
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going to chb must be crazy like imagine sharing a camp with
-one of the strongest demigods ever who's saved the world like at least 3 times, fought multiple gods & titans and WON (and is a tartarus survivor)
-the literal main architect of OLYMPUS who's also saved the world multiple times (also tartarus survivor)
-THE lord of the wild who's also close friends with the first two (and has helped save the world multiple times)
-an emo kid from the 1930s who again helped save the world and is also a tartarus survivor (TWICE)
-a son of apollo who survived tartarus with nothing but cargo shorts and sheer will (pun intended)
-the main designer and builder for the argo II, also the first hephaestus kid to have fire powers since hundreds of years ago (did i mention killed gaea? no? yeah he did that too)
-a girl who somehow charmspeak-ed gaea into falling back asleep (also side note daughter of super famous actor because why not)
-pretty much everybody is a two-time war veteran
-THE GOD APOLLO who just sometimes comes down to visit in the form of a teenage boy
-did i mention dionysus, god of wine madness and theatre
-also chiron, trainer of pretty much every greek hero ever
#shit's crazy#theyre basically living history#percy is kinda the new hercules except less macho manly man#'oh who's killed this guy before' 'percy jackson'#like can you imagine playing capture the flag with rhese bastards#ur scaling the wall and you see these mfs make it up there in like 2 jumps#they arent allowed to be in the same team for any of the games because you KNOW theyd beat everyone else's asses#people are fighting to have percy on their team#not to mention the gods that just pop in for a visit every now and then#like at this point the fact that DIONYSUS is their camp counselor isnr even that surprising anymore#some scrawny teen dude shows up and will's just 'oh hey dad'#'YOU MEAN APOLLO????' 'yeah lol he just visits sometimes'#pretty much everyone there has survived at least one war#the background characters must feel hella overshadowed bcs what does it matter if u won a game when the guy in the cabin across has like#saved the world. 3 different times. like wtf#pjo books#leo valdez#trials of apollo#lester papadopoulos#pjo fandom#percy jackson#grover underwood#nico di angelo#annabeth chase#pjo hoo toa#heroes of olympus#piper mclean#chiron#camp half blood#pjo text post
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starting a list of things dan has accused us of doing/saying but he was the one who said it first
ā¢ calling phil a bottom
ā¢ calling himself phil trash nĀ° 1
ā¢ taking toilets facing each other joke seriously
#please feel free to keep going bc i know there's more but i cant remember#he loves gaslighting us when hes the one making shit up#dan and phil#phan
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welcome to the world
#crowcraft#dc#kon el#superboy#so many ideas for the tube exit#I KNOW this isnāt how it happened but let me have this. I have things I think about and art is how I get them out before they eat me#this oneās about the moments of dazed confusion. heād never even felt AIR before do you ever think about that. I think about that all the t#how strange would it be to Know so many things without having experienced them#the few seconds of disconnect here. his brain is firing all his knowledge and a startup āhello worldā sequence#but heās never FELT. ANYTHING before#conner kent#so many strange sensations before it clicks as a āhuh. so this is air. this is breathing this is thinking this is seeing hearing smelling-ā#ETC. sure babies do this but babies canāt remember shit#IDKK. I JUST THINK AHOUT IT A LOT
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my favorite fields of mistria boys š„°
#fom#fields of mistria#march#balor#art#fanart#not much to tag tbh#i do like march too but balor still takes the cake for me#i know i said that other one was my last fanart but i wanted to doodle march he looks easy to draw#and then balor happened too i cant help it#i just restarted the game im taking it slower this time#i really wish the dragonguard heist plan didnt fall through#cuz i wouldve loved to have isa just go try and grab balors keys#hehe#anyway march is canonically jacked right#not as much as his brother but he has the arms right#appearently balors eyes are brown but i have no idea what color marchs eyes are supposed to be#they just look black#love that the children are always on about balor being so mysterious#so real let me join the dragonguards#the amazing thing to me about balor is that i just did not give a shit about him in the promo art up until i met him in-game#like i saw him in the promos and was like cool whatever ill probably go for march...until i actually met him
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